The Worst Sonic Fanfiction Of All Time - Part 1

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  • Опубліковано 13 чер 2024
  • In May 2012, Sonic High School was published online. The world has never been the same ever since. Today, the world's best (?) actors will perform the first five chapters, with riveting “animation” by me.
    I spent a whole month on this and I regret everything
    2nd Channel @Josh’s Stash
    Instagram @joshjacox_does_things
    Twitter @Jacox981
    Chapters + music credits:
    0:00 - Awful Intro
    ~Dream is Collapsing (Interstellar) (Grey Energy cover • Inception - Dream is C... )
    0:58 - Chapter 1
    ~Grieg - Morning Mood
    ~Theodore Shapiro - Late For School (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)
    07:10 - Chapter 2
    ~Jesus Christ - Sanic Theme
    ~Kelly Bailey - Dark Piano Short (Half-Life)
    12:12 - Chapter 3
    ~Kelly Bailey - Adrenaline Horror (Half-Life)
    ~Daniel Rojas - Family Tale (Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts)
    17:43 - Chapter 4
    ~Cede - Pursuit Of Relaxation ( • RECEDE - Free Samples ... )
    22:12 - Chapter 5
    ~Westworld Season 3 "Previously On"
    26:16 - Bonus Clips
    ~Cede - Pursuit Of Relaxation
    ~A.T.S.D - Racism Is Wack ( • Racism Is Wack )
    Any music not listed above is by Kevin Macleod.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 221

  • @Jacox98
    @Jacox98  11 місяців тому +23

    Hi, I see this video is getting views again and wanted to say thanks for watching! But I have some important updates:
    -I no longer make videos like this cause I don't like making these
    -I focus on video essays now (filled with goofy gaffy silly fun epic swag cool times though)
    -I (very recently) started identifying as nonbinary and use they/she. So anytime past me calls myself a man just laugh at how silly she was
    Once again, thanks for enjoying this video of me and my buddies saying the most heinous things ever, hope you stick around for the goofy gaffy silly fun epic swag cool things I make in the future

    • @klourdes6068
      @klourdes6068 6 місяців тому +4

      YOU WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL!!!!
      hi it's ko :3

  • @cupio-stardust
    @cupio-stardust 2 роки тому +189

    The most accurate thing in this fanfiction is Tails pointing out every obvious detail.

  • @fortymcmeme3846
    @fortymcmeme3846 2 роки тому +134

    wtf espio doesnt need an invisibility hat he is a chameleon

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  2 роки тому +56

      There was an error in sonic high school!?¿?!?!?! How cluld this be!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!

  • @andrewgroves7561
    @andrewgroves7561 2 роки тому +201

    As the man behind the voice of Sonic, I have to say this is a masterpiece. Part 2 coming out soon

    • @GoodlyData86596
      @GoodlyData86596 2 роки тому +14

      Since a year has passed since the making of this vid maybe you should refrase it to “soon™️”

    • @friedpicklez08
      @friedpicklez08 2 роки тому +4

      👀

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  2 роки тому +13

      Today! 8:30 PM EST! Also I did rephrase it to “soon™️" on the pinned for like a month so yeah
      edit: video do be out now

    • @popsicIe.
      @popsicIe. 2 роки тому +2

      Ok

    • @razz_tazz
      @razz_tazz 11 місяців тому +1

      I’m so close to tears and I’m barely a minute In 😂

  • @christianpervert525
    @christianpervert525 3 роки тому +171

    I think you meant to say "The GREATEST Sonic fanfiction of all time."

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  3 роки тому +27

      Thank you Mr. pervert

    • @BlueboySSB
      @BlueboySSB 2 роки тому +10

      Someone hasn't read cream the robian

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  2 роки тому +23

      @@BlueboySSB sorry but nothing can beat sonic's ball problems

    • @toyingmadness9731
      @toyingmadness9731 2 роки тому +7

      @@Jacox98 I am not hateing but it never comes up again and nobody cares about

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  2 роки тому +8

      @@toyingmadness9731 I am not hateing but i dont understand anything you just said bro

  • @magolormemes7519
    @magolormemes7519 7 місяців тому +7

    "All the high school students are 18 years old"
    I already know where this is going

    • @Reginald_Ritmo
      @Reginald_Ritmo 5 місяців тому +6

      "There will be no graphic descriptions"
      Sure Darkdoom firemaster. Sure.

  • @vervactorstudios4
    @vervactorstudios4 2 роки тому +65

    As a High School student I can confirm that this is very accurate

  • @cupio-stardust
    @cupio-stardust 2 роки тому +70

    My favorite quotes from this video:
    “I am going to kill my parents”
    “I am going to try out for the play-“ “Ha (name) has the gay theater character!”
    *the whole itchy 🏐 thing*
    “I kissed Amy and now you can never date her again because I am going to do (beep) to her”

    • @cupio-stardust
      @cupio-stardust 2 роки тому +7

      Another one: “sonic did not like English class because he was illiterate“

    • @rhysdavies-pc4sy
      @rhysdavies-pc4sy 11 місяців тому

      Can you put in the timestamp for the first one plz

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  11 місяців тому +1

      19:27

    • @rhysdavies-pc4sy
      @rhysdavies-pc4sy 11 місяців тому

      @@Jacox98 oh thank you

  • @tntsonic7482
    @tntsonic7482 2 роки тому +55

    This genuinely helped me through a depressive episode.

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  2 роки тому +15

      I hope you feel much better soon dude! Stay safe

    • @tntsonic7482
      @tntsonic7482 2 роки тому +9

      @@Jacox98 Thank you man! You doin gods work.

  • @_Yorkshire_Terrier_
    @_Yorkshire_Terrier_ 2 роки тому +30

    This is the fanfic quality you find at 3 in the morning

  • @namenicky996
    @namenicky996 Рік тому +17

    Honestly Knuckles is pretty chad in this one. he reminded sonic about how school is important and how he should stop going on adventures and then called Tails a nerd. Based

  • @Electrical010
    @Electrical010 2 роки тому +41

    *Exactly **1:43** minutes into this*
    Why the FUCK would he need to go on a bus when he can just RUN THERE?

    • @treint6751
      @treint6751 2 роки тому +5

      Because he's *fast*

    • @Electrical010
      @Electrical010 2 роки тому +3

      @@treint6751 That's the P O I N T.

    • @lachstar8340
      @lachstar8340 2 роки тому +2

      He’s so fast that if he ran there he would get there too early

  • @Sakaki_mp4
    @Sakaki_mp4 Рік тому +24

    This fanfic is comedy gold material and it's amazing to see how many chapters the author publiced that NEED to be "animated"!

  • @aikotitilai3820
    @aikotitilai3820 Рік тому +12

    21:10 "She blinked her eyelids fast like a race car" what is this 😭😭😭

    • @pikabwa2001
      @pikabwa2001 Рік тому +5

      one of the greatest pieces of fanfiction ever written

  • @Codemister2009
    @Codemister2009 2 роки тому +9

    "NOTHING SAID SONIC"-Sonic, May 2012

  • @Imout-sb5gj
    @Imout-sb5gj 4 місяці тому +3

    That knock on the door was to real sounding 💀

  • @four_armed_alien
    @four_armed_alien 2 роки тому +28

    5:40 ‘Sonic flossed so hard in the hallway’ got me on the floor XD
    The added dialogue, the voice acting, the editing, it’s just...*chef’s kiss*
    This channel deserves more views. I can’t wait for Part 3!

  • @windego64
    @windego64 2 роки тому +27

    Wow this is the first time I stumble upon toxic Sonic fandom side it's
    *It scares the hell out of me*

    • @PastelHime
      @PastelHime 2 роки тому +5

      Sameee, always heard about the nasty things they do, but never got to see it this close lmao

  • @umbreonhyperdream
    @umbreonhyperdream 7 місяців тому +4

    "Tears can stain a carpet"

  • @kagemaster3218
    @kagemaster3218 2 роки тому +14

    "Fat Immature"
    I first thought they ment the writer of this fanfic.

  • @SMG6-
    @SMG6- 8 місяців тому +3

    i like how sonic does everything way too fast even scream at locker that fast that it was too hard to know if he screamed to the locker💀💀💀💀☠️

  • @johnt.190
    @johnt.190 2 роки тому +7

    23:50
    Tails. My brother in Christ. Would Rouge even be able to consent to that?

  • @towivamoriz7789
    @towivamoriz7789 2 роки тому +53

    I remember reading this a few months ago. I only read the first chapter but was super weirded out… I think I made the right choice…

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  2 роки тому +10

      you're a fortunate soul to not have continued. we're gonna have to read the whole thing someday

    • @foxonrye
      @foxonrye 2 роки тому +8

      @@Jacox98 the worst part was shipping a 12 yr old with a 15/40 yr old

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  2 роки тому +8

      @@foxonrye no actually, after animating the next 5 chapters I can safely say that that isn't anywhere close to how bad it gets

    • @foxonrye
      @foxonrye 2 роки тому +6

      @@Jacox98 oh god I just finished the video,
      "Espio, we gotta put sex into rouge"

    • @cupio-stardust
      @cupio-stardust 2 роки тому +2

      @@foxonrye also a 14 year old with an 18 year old. (Rouge and Espio)

  • @hypnospaceoutlaw3376
    @hypnospaceoutlaw3376 2 роки тому +24

    I'm surprised you didn't make Sonic's Mom a JPEG of Queen Alena.

    • @KikitheArtCat
      @KikitheArtCat Місяць тому

      Or Bernadette (from the Archie comics)

  • @pokymars6186
    @pokymars6186 2 роки тому +20

    Whoever wrote this fanfiction: Bless you homie, this shit funny af 🤣🤣

  • @_chazee_
    @_chazee_ 2 роки тому +5

    the fact that this was originally made on april 25th makes me happy cuz april 25th is my bday

  • @totallynotthebio-lizard7631
    @totallynotthebio-lizard7631 2 роки тому +9

    I love how detailed the poop is.

  • @azimochaa
    @azimochaa 2 роки тому +10

    I'm physically in pain

  • @SporkLol
    @SporkLol 2 роки тому +35

    It looks like you guys had so much fun

  • @sansgaming4175
    @sansgaming4175 2 роки тому +20

    you guys better make part 2 super fast and quick

  • @lainhikaru5657
    @lainhikaru5657 9 місяців тому +5

    I love this fanficrion honestly, it's so bad but it's special in its own way.
    The out of character behaviour, the outlandishs sex stuff, the accidental racism and overall absurdity of it makes it one of a kind.

  • @SpringDavid
    @SpringDavid 2 роки тому +5

    Honestly I expected sonic and tails to start fucking but this outcome is WAY better

  • @TheKilroyman
    @TheKilroyman Рік тому +10

    This is pure comedy gold! Perfect to take away the irl blues I'm currently going through.

  • @extremegorse
    @extremegorse 2 роки тому +16

    Mrs. Lesson is the MVP

  • @itsyaboycamren5083
    @itsyaboycamren5083 2 роки тому +6

    How could that door knock scare me bro

  • @agent.orangelar88
    @agent.orangelar88 2 роки тому +10

    And I thought sonadow fanfictions were the worst

  • @oneofakind.3954
    @oneofakind.3954 Місяць тому +2

    I opened up the fic so i could read along

  • @PastelHime
    @PastelHime 2 роки тому +23

    Chapter 4 made me remember the time when I stopped shipping Kunckles X Rouge, because I was interested more in Tikal x Knuckles back then, So I felt like rouge needed a substitute, and yeah, It was espio
    Got back with Knuckles x Rouge a month later, I still kinda shipp them to this day

  • @at-rexontheinternet1388
    @at-rexontheinternet1388 Рік тому +2

    This is like if Dingo Pictures made Sonic the Hedgehog 2020

    • @arctic_andy_infinity5708
      @arctic_andy_infinity5708 Рік тому

      What's dingo pictures?

    • @at-rexontheinternet1388
      @at-rexontheinternet1388 Рік тому

      @@arctic_andy_infinity5708 this atrocious movie studio who makes "animated" knockoffs of popular films. Here's an example ua-cam.com/video/PBZZsyhk97o/v-deo.html

  • @burninggarbage7178
    @burninggarbage7178 2 роки тому +8

    this is a god tier troll pasta

  • @absolutebogus3195
    @absolutebogus3195 2 роки тому +9

    Bro this is amazing-

  • @nootnoot7725
    @nootnoot7725 Рік тому +4

    This is the most detailed fan fiction story I’ve ever seen, The animation is so good

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  Рік тому

      u dont have to lie, i know u know it sucked, but thank u

    • @nootnoot7725
      @nootnoot7725 Рік тому +1

      I was being sarcastic

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  Рік тому +1

      nah u dont have to lie i know u know it was amazing, but thank u

  • @TallsAnimationsTAF
    @TallsAnimationsTAF 2 роки тому +12

    1:52 wow thanks for adding me in this video
    Great job 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @hazzesanimations8212
    @hazzesanimations8212 2 роки тому +36

    The way he is so consistent with his "fest"s just kills me

    • @ploymp
      @ploymp 2 роки тому +3

      thank you my man i take it takes a lot to narrate in such an energetic and borderline impossible manner

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  2 роки тому +1

      ploymp is the narrator for anyone wondering

    • @hazzesanimations8212
      @hazzesanimations8212 2 роки тому +1

      @@ploymp yw

  • @XxDreamy_LeaxX
    @XxDreamy_LeaxX Рік тому +14

    I'm only 1:25 minutes in and already CRYING😂😂
    Edit: Five minutes in and I'm in tears from laughing so hard, holy shit.😂
    I refuse to believe this fanfiction got taken seriously.😂

  • @King_Lejin
    @King_Lejin 2 роки тому +7

    Bro I’ve never died laughing from cringe so much in my life 😭😭 the fact probably a little kid wrote this made it even funnier 💀💀

    • @calebstrachan7588
      @calebstrachan7588 Рік тому

      Actually, it’s more of finding any hard liquor to make my mind go numb after reading this shit. I guess SMG4 has a point, Sonic Fanfics are fucking horrible!

  • @Jacox98
    @Jacox98  2 роки тому +72

    Thanks for 10k views and 300 subs! Not sure where you guys came from tho
    Edit: PART 2 IS OUT NOW!!! Please check it out or I'll be watching
    Also pls sub if you feel inclined, but don't expect this channel to JUST be sonic/fanfic content. Most of my videos are not either of those things so don't get dissapointed when my next vid after shs 2 doesnt have us reading a bad fanfic alright?

    • @therubywarrior3996
      @therubywarrior3996 2 роки тому +4

      I have subscribed so make part 2

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  2 роки тому +2

      @@therubywarrior3996 is this a threat because thanks that's the kinda motivation i need

    • @kirbygamergamesofficial
      @kirbygamergamesofficial 2 роки тому +2

      there is a roblox version of this

    • @cupio-stardust
      @cupio-stardust 2 роки тому +1

      Props to the guy who did mrs lesson for not breaking character while reading Sonic’s journal.

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  2 роки тому

      @@cupio-stardust yes, i am a professional

  • @anthonyoliver418
    @anthonyoliver418 2 роки тому +22

    This got me to subscribe, good job reading this perfect not at all stupid fan fiction.

  • @ThatOnecyberRat
    @ThatOnecyberRat 3 місяці тому +3

    This fanfic appears on my feed every few years like leap year.
    (Also sonic goes to chaos high negs this)

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  3 місяці тому

      it's always watching

    • @ThatOnecyberRat
      @ThatOnecyberRat 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Jacox98 i think its in the walls

  • @sour9975
    @sour9975 2 роки тому +3

    Scott the waz hides in the back of History

  • @coltonballard3096
    @coltonballard3096 2 роки тому +10

    THIS..... THIS IS TRUE COMEDY

  • @artlus478
    @artlus478 2 роки тому +5

    Love the visuals.

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  2 роки тому +2

      thanks, i worked with dreamworks to make this

    • @yellco9250
      @yellco9250 Рік тому +2

      @@Jacox98 I can tell.

  • @kittenpaws8896
    @kittenpaws8896 2 роки тому +3

    THE FANFIC IS SO FUNNY THOUGH LIKE- I WOULD READ THAT PERSON'S STORIES EVERYDAY 😭

  • @Huttares
    @Huttares 5 місяців тому +2

    The best part is the reading and laughing 😂😂😂😂😂 it’s so funny

  • @obesewheeze5709
    @obesewheeze5709 Рік тому +2

    This video is two years old and it never fails to put a smile on my face

  • @gdlxr
    @gdlxr 2 роки тому +6

    a real masterpiece

  • @grazzberry2836
    @grazzberry2836 2 роки тому +5

    this is amazing

  • @RADish-official
    @RADish-official Рік тому +4

    Guys I have a feeling that sonic is fast

  • @popneppopnep4357
    @popneppopnep4357 Місяць тому +1

    Wait this is not Sonic.exe round 2 bloodyer.

  • @Th3Sm1ler
    @Th3Sm1ler 2 роки тому +3

    Wimpy Kid Music at the start=Yes

  • @tev0n
    @tev0n 2 роки тому +4

    People just watch and not subscribe, that's just cruel

  • @garfel1834
    @garfel1834 2 роки тому +4

    this needs to be a game

  • @billybobbjo
    @billybobbjo 2 роки тому +5

    this is terrible yet entertaining

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  2 роки тому +2

      Most accurate description of this 2 year old video fr

  • @eddcentric4343
    @eddcentric4343 2 роки тому +8

    YES YES YES I HAVE SO MANY GOOD MEMORIES OF READING THIS WITH MY BESTIES

  • @shardsoftime0952
    @shardsoftime0952 2 роки тому +3

    This makes ken penders look like ian flyn

  • @Marie-yv2zo
    @Marie-yv2zo Рік тому +2

    i just watched this video w my best friend and i gotta say, EXCELLENT QUALITY. genuinely delighted by the editing and voice acting, you nd your buddies are hilarious. i cannot wait to check out part two and maybe... soon... part three.....

  • @-gacha-melek-8034
    @-gacha-melek-8034 2 роки тому +2

    15:23 why amy is in t-pose

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  2 роки тому +4

      Just a gal bein quirky

  • @frogchamp.
    @frogchamp. 2 роки тому +7

    Would love to see more of this!!!

  • @1984jaunary1st
    @1984jaunary1st 2 роки тому +11

    8:08 when you find out you live in a simulation

  • @ProfessionalLunaRDZ
    @ProfessionalLunaRDZ Рік тому +2

    Sonic house phone looks like my house phone for some reason.

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  Рік тому +1

      that's cause i stole your phone and put it in the video

  • @TisPopRock
    @TisPopRock 11 місяців тому +3

    This is the hardest I’ve laughed in weeks😭

  • @blainetate743
    @blainetate743 2 роки тому +18

    7:25
    We needed a visual of Sonic taking a poop.

  • @derelictdiabeto5094
    @derelictdiabeto5094 2 роки тому +5

    Oh god no I recognize what school you used at 2:05

  • @bukva28
    @bukva28 2 роки тому +6

    топ 1 непризнанных шедевров действительности

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  2 роки тому +6

      Thank you kind person who i think is speaking russian or ukranian

  • @DeendayBuffoon
    @DeendayBuffoon Рік тому +1

    I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadents
    But I can't feed on the powerless when my bowl's already overfilled

  • @blackswan5254
    @blackswan5254 3 роки тому +5

    *Sonic Schoolhouse*

  • @JAMESk3gs
    @JAMESk3gs 2 роки тому +5

    i have a suspicion that you really wanted to play the amy part so you and your friend agro could be more intimate ON A READING LEVEL nothing else....... ;)

  • @nayila4105
    @nayila4105 Рік тому +1

    omg i can't anymore xDD i neeeeeed a next story xD

  • @lootnall9233
    @lootnall9233 2 роки тому +5

    when i wtched this i thought you where like a 1 thousand sub channel becuase of how good this was but then i looked and i was like wow ima give a sub

  • @Misscouchpotato-
    @Misscouchpotato- 2 роки тому +2

    This is a masterpiece-

  • @JAMESk3gs
    @JAMESk3gs 2 роки тому +3

    just kiddding my dudeded

  • @justsans.
    @justsans. 2 роки тому +2

    Bury me alive. I beg of you.

  • @Thedragonlover95
    @Thedragonlover95 Рік тому +1

    Wait Reala? Like from NiGHTS?
    I know they were trying to say the word, but I can't help but imagion Reala owning his own state XD

  • @sonamy536
    @sonamy536 Рік тому +2

    This is such a masterpiece😢 This fanfiction should get a trophy😂😂😂

  • @Komachichuu
    @Komachichuu 2 роки тому +1

    My eyes started burning so fast

  • @treint6751
    @treint6751 2 роки тому +5

    11:20 backrooms lol

  • @supersonickisler2years
    @supersonickisler2years Рік тому +2

    Snapcube vibes i'm feeling in chapter 1

  • @Gamerbropart2
    @Gamerbropart2 Рік тому

    I can remake this fanfic if y’all want me too

  • @JustANormalPersonBeing
    @JustANormalPersonBeing Рік тому +2

    3:16 BEST FUCKING LINE

  • @kakeemakeup5845
    @kakeemakeup5845 2 роки тому +2

    This video is a masterpiece

  • @OfficiallyUnofficialOfficial
    @OfficiallyUnofficialOfficial Рік тому +2

    Top quality reads

  • @LamechalTheCoolGuy
    @LamechalTheCoolGuy Рік тому +1

    The knocking sound got me for a second lol.

  • @cupcakepelle07
    @cupcakepelle07 3 роки тому +8

    More please

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  3 роки тому +4

      if i stop bein lazy then sure

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  2 роки тому +2

      ok i stopped being lazy

  • @Shlinkie
    @Shlinkie 2 роки тому +3

    Someone remind me when part 2 is up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Shlinkie
      @Shlinkie 2 роки тому +1

      @@Jacox98 🤣 I'm deff subbing! this is just gold! I was watching at like 2Am dying

  • @z_dmq
    @z_dmq 2 роки тому +13

    This is the best thing ever. lmao

  • @showbizshit2618
    @showbizshit2618 2 роки тому +3

    that’s the funniest shit i’ve ever seen

  • @depressedengineer5766
    @depressedengineer5766 2 роки тому +2

    Why haven't I seen this yet

  • @Normalboy961
    @Normalboy961 2 роки тому +2

    Please continue this

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98  2 роки тому

      I did Mr. Pharell Williams

    • @Normalboy961
      @Normalboy961 2 роки тому +1

      @@Jacox98 aaay, great vid!

  • @gordotactico7800
    @gordotactico7800 2 роки тому +1

    This is not the first time i read this fanfic, it's international

  • @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132
    @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132 2 роки тому +2

    Help me please