Yoda Kills DARTH BANE

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  • Опубліковано 17 жов 2024
  • Yoda meets an Ancient Sith Lord and Destroys him.

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  • @cr0w342
    @cr0w342 Рік тому +27885

    Yoda literally just gaslighted that guy out of existence

    • @Maxsmack
      @Maxsmack Рік тому +1111

      The force is a pathway to abilities many consider unnatural

    • @SplittBeLitt
      @SplittBeLitt Рік тому +543

      It's not really gaslighting, Darth Bane died literally a thousand years before this. He founded the rule of two

    • @Uncivil_Dreams
      @Uncivil_Dreams Рік тому +366

      @@SplittBeLitt yeah but sith can bind themselves after death to a place/object after death. he very well couldve really been there.

    • @SplittBeLitt
      @SplittBeLitt Рік тому +158

      @@Uncivil_Dreams Its not THEM, though. Merely an essence of their power.

    • @juliusnebulus7303
      @juliusnebulus7303 Рік тому +102

      ​@@Uncivil_Dreams not bane. His soul was destroyed after the essence transfer ritual failed. At least that's what most think. It is also possible that he succeeded and managed to break zannahs will. But we sadly will never know. All i know is, if he offered me to be his student, i immediately would accept.

  • @theCantinafan
    @theCantinafan 2 роки тому +25335

    It's so cool that Mark Hamil came to voice Darth Bane.
    He is canonically the actor of 2 extremely powerful force users.

    • @mega6076
      @mega6076 2 роки тому +342

      Is Darth bane Darth plagus master I forgor
      Edit: ok I get it he's not
      Edit: it's been a fucking year, I've got well over 50 replies, I've mad and edit but you goofballs continue to reply

    • @aleksikorhonen1693
      @aleksikorhonen1693 2 роки тому +294

      @@mega6076 nope

    • @mqfoxtroit3998
      @mqfoxtroit3998 2 роки тому +585

      I know this is unrelated but mark hamil also voiced joker

    • @theCantinafan
      @theCantinafan 2 роки тому +200

      @@mqfoxtroit3998 I know. He did a great job.

    • @theCantinafan
      @theCantinafan 2 роки тому +191

      @@mega6076 no. He's way too old.
      Your thinking of Darth Tenebrous. (he looks like my pfp)

  • @treylax1855
    @treylax1855 Рік тому +9215

    Yoda cold af.
    "On my level, you are not."

  • @das-9962
    @das-9962 Рік тому +7292

    “B*tches I have. Maidenless, you are.”
    As Yoda keeps it moving

  • @SubnautiDiver
    @SubnautiDiver 2 роки тому +7808

    "get real, you must."
    *proceeds to erase you from existence*

  • @GamesbiteRtDL
    @GamesbiteRtDL Рік тому +1683

    Yoda: "Exist. You do not."
    Bane: "Understandable, have a nice day."

    • @DarkLordSauronrocks
      @DarkLordSauronrocks Рік тому +11

      Now we just need to tell palpatine exist you do not

    • @jakeschwartz2514
      @jakeschwartz2514 4 місяці тому

      @@DarkLordSauronrocksthats the problem Yoda has, not every evil problem is just an illusion..

    • @DarkLordSauronrocks
      @DarkLordSauronrocks 4 місяці тому

      @@jakeschwartz2514 "joke"

  • @SteveMartorana
    @SteveMartorana 2 роки тому +11080

    Bro literally just said “exist you do not anymore” and it was a true statement

    • @Nman923
      @Nman923 2 роки тому +142

      Pure Waaaagh energy from Yoda

    • @karvenman
      @karvenman 2 роки тому +48

      @@Nman923 git off ma ship oomies

    • @kinggerr7093
      @kinggerr7093 2 роки тому +35

      Shouldn't it be "exist anymore, you do not"

    • @coltwing6661
      @coltwing6661 Рік тому +51

      Yoda, so freaking OP he can literally imagine a being out of existence

    • @dominicballinger6536
      @dominicballinger6536 Рік тому +2

      Yoda is God confirmed?

  • @gannonpatton2858
    @gannonpatton2858 Рік тому +10051

    If you speak German, Yoda's grammar is perfectly understandable.

    • @Goldenbane
      @Goldenbane Рік тому +321

      Master Yoda, why does it say "Die Bane Die!" on your robes?
      Say that it does not! German, it is! "The Bane the!" it says!
      Oh! No Jedi master who speaks German could be an evil Sith!

    • @thomasflores7817
      @thomasflores7817 Рік тому +257

      There’s actually nothing incorrect about Yoda’s grammar. You could talk that way if you wanted to, there’s nothing to correct. You’re just switching around where the subject and predicate are in a sentence, but there’s no rule in English that says what order they have to be in

    • @gannonpatton2858
      @gannonpatton2858 Рік тому +39

      @thomasflores7817 I didn't say it was incorrect grammar, but that is an interesting insight!

    • @Txranger1991
      @Txranger1991 Рік тому +38

      If you speak English it is also perfectly understandable 😂

    • @meyer6891
      @meyer6891 Рік тому +18

      Yoda speaks in passive voice, which is a thing in many languages

  • @justjoshing1771
    @justjoshing1771 Рік тому +19148

    “Dead, you are.”
    “Source?”
    “Fuck you.”
    “Shit you right. Darth Bane, out.”

    • @The94Venom
      @The94Venom Рік тому +582

      "That's a nice argument, Jedi. Why don't you try and back it up with a SOURCE?"

    • @oblivion9400
      @oblivion9400 Рік тому +525

      ​@@The94Venom"My source is that I made it the fuck up."

    • @justtheguy444
      @justtheguy444 Рік тому

      @@oblivion9400
      Where are your bitches Master Jedi?

    • @HATVAULT
      @HATVAULT Рік тому +417

      "Made it the fuck up, I did."

    • @PooberryPancake
      @PooberryPancake Рік тому +122

      Based master yoga is

  • @LiterallyRyan_Gosling
    @LiterallyRyan_Gosling 2 роки тому +10688

    Yoda: didn't ask
    Darth Bane: AAAUUUGAGAHHghhhh

  • @The_guy_who-asked
    @The_guy_who-asked Рік тому +1160

    Yoda: “Dead, you are, already.”
    Darth Bane: “Are you sure about that?”
    Basically Yoda: “Fuck off, you will. Wanted, you are not.”

  • @bobtehdinosaur
    @bobtehdinosaur Рік тому +4622

    Yoda: "Adopted you are, exist your father does not."
    Darth Bane: *"AaaUUaaGgJhhh!!!"*

    • @jamesclouse9947
      @jamesclouse9947 Рік тому +11

      Adopted would imply that even if he lost his father he has a new one but even if he was an orphan he would still have a father he'd just be dead or had abandoned him.

    • @HeraldoftheMEME
      @HeraldoftheMEME Рік тому +2

      ​@@jamesclouse9947 not necessarily it could have been adopted by another family member or a mother

    • @Amara87387
      @Amara87387 Рік тому +2

      I’m adopted, that means I was chosen. Don’t give Bane the pleasure of being chosen. We all know no one wants that one

    • @dickng4190
      @dickng4190 Рік тому +1

      Sorry just ruined the no. of 666 like😢😅😂

    • @Mael_Str0M
      @Mael_Str0M Рік тому +2

      Bane probably wished he was adopted

  • @UnFlinched420
    @UnFlinched420 Рік тому +3472

    Bane: “You don’t fear me ??”,
    Yoda: **turns on vacuum cleaner**
    “AHAGHHHHHH”

    • @The_Rock_That_Floats
      @The_Rock_That_Floats Рік тому +22

      I recently watched the first Scary Movie and my interpretation of this comment was completely wrong 😂😂

    • @l5475
      @l5475 Рік тому +8

      ​@@The_Rock_That_Floats congrats

    • @DarrenWilsonOne
      @DarrenWilsonOne Рік тому +6

      @@The_Rock_That_Floats OH, Nooooooo, LOL! *slurp-slurp-slurp*

    • @dredvax
      @dredvax Рік тому +4

      666 likes

    • @jadenjodoin6027
      @jadenjodoin6027 Рік тому +3

      nice pfp $B boys

  • @swolejeezy2603
    @swolejeezy2603 Рік тому +299

    “Exist you do not anymore” is the funniest way to kill someone

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 7 місяців тому +4

      “I am *NEVER* going to invent you.”
      -Lewis Robinson

  • @PepperJacked360
    @PepperJacked360 Рік тому +317

    “You do not fear me?”
    “No. Skill issues you have.”

  • @DarthVader-jc4qk
    @DarthVader-jc4qk 2 роки тому +4106

    Yoda is an absolute gigachad

  • @dancingsilence7828
    @dancingsilence7828 2 роки тому +6661

    "Ask I did not, Bitches you don't have"
    -probably yoda

    • @vlu373
      @vlu373 Рік тому +56

      Tattoo this I will. To you thanks I give not as the f*cks yoda don't give about Bane jajajajaja bro for real, I'm gonna do it at some point of my life

    • @WillBill6143
      @WillBill6143 Рік тому +71

      No Twi'leks? 🤨

    • @switchitup5446
      @switchitup5446 Рік тому +18

      ​@@vlu373 poor life choices, you make

    • @vlu373
      @vlu373 Рік тому

      @@switchitup5446 there is a quote that says something like this "One mans trash is another man treasure" (?) So I don't care jajajaja I like to do dumb stuff sometimes and this is one one them. I feel bad for u bro, live and let live xD

    • @switchitup5446
      @switchitup5446 Рік тому +5

      @@vlu373 if u get a tattoo like that I feel bad for u lmao

  • @thereal___NEB
    @thereal___NEB Рік тому +196

    Bro hit him with the “your not that guy pal”

  • @ImWhyMortalsCry
    @ImWhyMortalsCry Рік тому +2152

    Yoda: "Dead you are already. Exist you do not anymore."
    Bane: *fucking dies*

    • @gdrobloxianemperor1737
      @gdrobloxianemperor1737 Рік тому +2

      1.2k likes and no replies?

    • @wolf0184
      @wolf0184 Рік тому +4

      Yoda turned into Kenshiro

    • @ImWhyMortalsCry
      @ImWhyMortalsCry Рік тому

      @@gdrobloxianemperor1737 Here they are :D

    • @bobvondurfel4525
      @bobvondurfel4525 Рік тому +2

      Did not die. That was just an illusion. The illusion ended.

    • @gdrobloxianemperor1737
      @gdrobloxianemperor1737 Рік тому

      @@ImWhyMortalsCry well I’m not one of those kids because I didn’t say “let me fix that” I was just asking a question

  • @thebeast4020
    @thebeast4020 2 роки тому +3265

    Me:I have a girl
    Yoda:exist never has

  • @lauziyi5728
    @lauziyi5728 Рік тому +81

    Yoda roasted him out of existence

  • @math3000
    @math3000 Рік тому +916

    "Question your existence, I do not. Deny it, I do"
    -Yoda

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 Рік тому +19

      “I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I’m denying it’s existence.”

    • @moin6077
      @moin6077 Рік тому +1

      Only a Sith deals in Absolutes

    • @taitano12
      @taitano12 Рік тому +4

      ​@@moin6077 Well, he DID just kill Bane. So, from certain point of view... Yoda's a Sith now. 😢😂

  • @slipperyspooder6190
    @slipperyspooder6190 Рік тому +428

    Bro Mark Hamill really was both the son of the chosen one and savior if the galaxy and the literal personification of sith. His existence makes me so happy

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx Рік тому +5

      That’s funny, cause he doesn’t even know that you exist. . .

    • @evolution8066
      @evolution8066 Рік тому +29

      @@jnnx who……asked

    • @TheMeditron
      @TheMeditron Рік тому +31

      ​@@jnnx unnecessary d bag comment. Nice

    • @Cheldeo
      @Cheldeo Рік тому +3

      I knew that voice kinda sounds like the Joker

    • @elkuko8686
      @elkuko8686 Рік тому +7

      In a way he does. You're a fan, he knows he brings happiness to his fans so he knows of your existence in the general sense and appreciates your Fandom for him, also grateful for it.

  • @BuckUp33
    @BuckUp33 Рік тому +30

    “When you are ever met with fear, walk right through it, and it loses its power”

  • @B601_CBML
    @B601_CBML 2 роки тому +894

    "Many L's you have. And few bitches."

  • @sleepisgood2936
    @sleepisgood2936 2 роки тому +3328

    "Fuck off, you will"
    Yoda said calmly

  • @cryptic9511
    @cryptic9511 Рік тому +56

    Bro put all of his points into speech.

  • @luvondarox
    @luvondarox Рік тому +446

    I love that Yoda sounds like he's scolding a young child playing pretend.

    • @thatoscarguy9965
      @thatoscarguy9965 8 місяців тому +1

      Never thought of it way but that’s a perfect description 😂

  • @tyyppi102
    @tyyppi102 2 роки тому +462

    "no, exist you do not anymore" man just ended his whole carrier

    • @fraisertinko
      @fraisertinko Рік тому

      Well Bane's order ended Yoda's career)Though maybe it was Yoda's stupidity and arrogance as well)

    • @mainzbaby5416
      @mainzbaby5416 Рік тому +8

      I hope his carrier is ok

    • @algorithmsavior3820
      @algorithmsavior3820 Рік тому +1

      ​@@mainzbaby5416 nope - its sunk

    • @MrMasterDebate
      @MrMasterDebate Рік тому +4

      My carrier broke at the airport, flight crew succccks. Hope his bags are ok

    • @henrietta9206
      @henrietta9206 Рік тому

      no way, my career was at the airport too!

  • @CCG_LargoBargo
    @CCG_LargoBargo Рік тому +40

    Bro really said “No. you’re not in this episode.”

  • @captainbaconnumber1
    @captainbaconnumber1 2 роки тому +566

    Yoda: Exist u do not any more
    Darth bane : 👁️👄👁️

  • @madmarliy4770
    @madmarliy4770 2 роки тому +685

    luke, Bane, ozai from avatar, Joker from batman and much more. Mark Hamil is a true legend. When he'll die at some day, I will cry my eyes off. This Guy did so much for our childhoods. I can't imagine Joker without Marks Voice (Movies not included).

    • @chrisvan2688
      @chrisvan2688 2 роки тому +31

      He and Morgan Freeman are the biggest ones the whole planet will mourn when they pass. Both are insanely iconic and legendary.

    • @jibanyanawesome8577
      @jibanyanawesome8577 2 роки тому +12

      @@chrisvan2688 Also Bruce Campbell and Bill Murray.

    • @Tiredofthecensorship189
      @Tiredofthecensorship189 2 роки тому +14

      @@chrisvan2688 Robin Williams made me cry

    • @chrisvan2688
      @chrisvan2688 2 роки тому +8

      @@Tiredofthecensorship189 Robin williams was another

    • @bradleygobble3443
      @bradleygobble3443 2 роки тому +6

      He also did voices in metalocalypse

  • @YaM8Kraken
    @YaM8Kraken Рік тому +50

    "Silly you are, sense you don't make."
    -Yoda probably

  • @iamsam322
    @iamsam322 Рік тому +143

    Bro Yoda just chadmaxxed past a Sith Lord what a legend

  • @SuperHuscarl
    @SuperHuscarl Рік тому +391

    I’m pretty sure if it was Bane’s actual ghost, Yoda would have a million questions.

    • @Uncivil_Dreams
      @Uncivil_Dreams Рік тому +14

      Bane wouldnt answer them honestly. he wants the destruction of the jedi, he wouldnt give up sith secrets to them.

    • @SuperHuscarl
      @SuperHuscarl Рік тому +13

      @@Uncivil_Dreams. You’re right, but you know Yoda’s got that morbid curiosity to at least ask once, Bane lies, and then Yoda banishes him ghost-slayer style.

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 Рік тому +5

      I think Bane would love to have a conversation with yoda.

    • @DarkLordSauronrocks
      @DarkLordSauronrocks Рік тому +1

      Someone do a fanmade video about it god damn it

  • @JamsChapman
    @JamsChapman Рік тому +95

    Yoda straight up roasted him

  • @PhantomOfFire
    @PhantomOfFire 2 роки тому +375

    I like to believe this was actually the last part of his force energy and he lived off of fear and when yoda said he didn't fear him he fuckin died

    • @ChristianProtossDragoon
      @ChristianProtossDragoon Рік тому +20

      Or a Force phantom

    • @bobshearer649
      @bobshearer649 Рік тому +26

      yeah thats smart but I'd like to think Darth Bane is a living person and Yoda just makes him disintegrated

    • @marxistvalorie
      @marxistvalorie Рік тому +32

      @@bobshearer649 well he isn't he died ages ago in like 900 bby

    • @bleyd__
      @bleyd__ Рік тому +8

      its an illusion, sith cant survive

    • @PhantomOfFire
      @PhantomOfFire Рік тому +30

      @@bleyd__ sith can in a way posses items of places like ghosts and haunt those that are in there presence same way the night sisters haunt their cave after their death

  • @jedi2685
    @jedi2685 2 роки тому +1991

    Yoda:Exist you do not anymore
    Darth Bane:Aaaaaaah.
    Me: Emotional damage 😆😆

    • @lordchaos3090
      @lordchaos3090 2 роки тому +7

      My Sith character: That's insulting!

    • @xdsmile5359
      @xdsmile5359 2 роки тому +6

      Me a gamer:CRITICAL HIT

    • @matthewuribe1830
      @matthewuribe1830 2 роки тому +11

      😐

    • @lordchaos3090
      @lordchaos3090 2 роки тому +6

      @@xdsmile5359 My Sith character: I don't know if this was supposed to be insulting or not

    • @jm_r245
      @jm_r245 2 роки тому +3

      Darth Bane: I want to be back in the cortosis mines now

  • @samanipahulu7295
    @samanipahulu7295 Рік тому +21

    Yoda straight up, pulled the reverse card and was like no you do not exist

  • @ethantempleton7863
    @ethantempleton7863 Рік тому +332

    “Exist you do not anymore” *proceeds to pull out cross from his robe*

    • @Rapbat-cp1ld
      @Rapbat-cp1ld Рік тому +12

      Yoda Van Helsing, Vampire Slayer lol

    • @RichChanLikesTacos
      @RichChanLikesTacos Рік тому +4

      this comment made me laugh inside in a good way yoda is now a lead paranormal investigatior~

    • @xing_xong96
      @xing_xong96 Рік тому +4

      MORTIS

    • @meyer6891
      @meyer6891 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Rapbat-cp1ld I was thinking Yoda Lincoln

    • @jessevarela
      @jessevarela Рік тому +2

      😂

  • @theBaka9
    @theBaka9 Рік тому +52

    Yoda: "Dead you are already"
    Also Yo Da: "Shindeiru omae wa mou"

  • @SonOfABith
    @SonOfABith 8 місяців тому +5

    Everyone talking about Yoda being a badass, but Bane’s voice sounds so cool.

  • @iota328
    @iota328 2 роки тому +83

    Hamill voicing Bane and then Yoda totally flexing on Bane - classic!

  • @sniffles8655
    @sniffles8655 2 роки тому +227

    Yoda knows the Joker no matter what disguise he tries to pull.

  • @Konzon
    @Konzon Рік тому +38

    Yoda: "Dealing with this I ain't."
    Bane: "A'ight, head out I'm'a."

  • @TheMajorStranger
    @TheMajorStranger Рік тому +844

    I want to watch this in Japanese just to hear Yoda say "omae wa mou shindeiru"

    • @davidvasquez08
      @davidvasquez08 Рік тому +17

      Did he actually say that?

    • @connorkrix235
      @connorkrix235 Рік тому +75

      Bane: "NANI?!!"

    • @uberrobi
      @uberrobi Рік тому +13

      ​@@davidvasquez08 no... Yoda would never say that he intends to kill someone let alone many.

    • @martinlancaster6282
      @martinlancaster6282 Рік тому +23

      Taisetsu na mono, protect my balls
      Boku ga warui, so lets fighting. Lets fighting love

    • @danielbustamante6249
      @danielbustamante6249 Рік тому +2

      Weab

  • @Picmanreborn
    @Picmanreborn Рік тому +9

    "Real, you are not.
    Maidens, you lack"
    -OG Yoda from 64th

  • @orangutanexpert
    @orangutanexpert Рік тому +58

    I can't believe Yoda just dropped a Fist of the North Star references.

  • @strangecomparisons1208
    @strangecomparisons1208 Рік тому +88

    Bro really said “exist, you do not anymore” and just walked through him. *COLD*

  • @adamschultz8037
    @adamschultz8037 2 роки тому +98

    I know Anakin and Obi-Wan and the rest of the Jedi Masters and nights got most of the action during the clone wars but you can't deny the fact that Yoda is just a straight-up gangster and don't give up f#$k

    • @commissarvarken7445
      @commissarvarken7445 Рік тому +3

      Guys 900 years old he stopped giving a fuck centuries ago, which was ultimately the ultimate folly of the Jedi letting someone so old and disconnected to everyday life lead for centuries.

  • @InfiniteGreninja
    @InfiniteGreninja 2 роки тому +91

    “Dead, you are already.”
    “…shit.”

  • @vincenthernandez2242
    @vincenthernandez2242 Рік тому +33

    Yoda out here cancelling people fr 😂

  • @kushary
    @kushary Рік тому +21

    That's one advanced jedi mind trick right there

  • @blitzin_blizard
    @blitzin_blizard  2 роки тому +743

    Part 1 to this here ⬇️ ua-cam.com/users/shorts19kKHZqat04?feature=share

    • @matanfgaming640
      @matanfgaming640 2 роки тому +3

      You do realise yoda didn't kill him as it was just but a force appariton on what could have happened meaning it's a force vision and yoda didn't kill as he did why before stars wars knights of the old Republic took place 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @grahamtranmer6272
      @grahamtranmer6272 Рік тому +1

      ​@@matanfgaming640

    • @TheSnood
      @TheSnood Рік тому

      7

    • @JK-jw3po
      @JK-jw3po Рік тому

      Thanks for letting us know there is more so we can go to a full video instead of skipping through multiple shorts.

  • @rikudo282
    @rikudo282 Рік тому +50

    You must kill me....
    Yoda: Shinderu.... Omaewah....

    • @o-wolf
      @o-wolf Рік тому +1

      Yo this deserves WAY more likes

  • @bestintheworld568
    @bestintheworld568 Рік тому +27

    Yoda: “The oven, you have left on.”
    Darth Bane: “Ah crap be right back don’t move!”

  • @zacharysutter9403
    @zacharysutter9403 2 роки тому +232

    Imagine if he just slapped Yoda and went "real enough for you yet?"

  • @calciumboy406
    @calciumboy406 Рік тому +73

    “Dead, you are already”
    “NANIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!”

  • @spencerredding9157
    @spencerredding9157 Рік тому +13

    Dang, Yoda really told this man his Jordans were fake.

  • @MrSkinz
    @MrSkinz Рік тому +84

    I have never wanted a Yoda origin story so badly

    • @mieastra
      @mieastra Рік тому +5

      Holy shit you're right, I dunno if we ever got one, even back before the EU was purged by Disney.

    • @berzerkbankie1342
      @berzerkbankie1342 Рік тому +3

      I dont think anyone is allowed to create one. Like I legit think GL put it in the contract if you do a Yoda origin he gets the rights back.

    • @diegobordones2106
      @diegobordones2106 Рік тому +1

      @@berzerkbankie1342what if it’s fine print, and Disney didn’t read it

    • @michalaubrecht1512
      @michalaubrecht1512 8 місяців тому

      ​@@diegobordones2106don't do that, don't give us hope

    • @diegobordones2106
      @diegobordones2106 8 місяців тому

      @@michalaubrecht1512 hope is all we got left 😔

  • @DESPAIR_714
    @DESPAIR_714 2 роки тому +29

    BANE: do you not fear me?
    YODA: fear you I do not🗿🍷

  • @RandomEnclaveSoldier
    @RandomEnclaveSoldier Рік тому +6

    “No, exist you do not anymore.” That line goes hard.

  • @SapphireTread
    @SapphireTread Рік тому +153

    Yoda really just said “shindeiru omae wa mou”

  • @xenonabaki8011
    @xenonabaki8011 2 роки тому +26

    It's moments like these is the real reason I binge watched clone wars

  • @blitzin_blizard
    @blitzin_blizard  Рік тому +280

    Spider-Man has no Rizz
    ua-cam.com/users/shortsGhjhWby0qjA?feature=share

    • @captainamerica7800
      @captainamerica7800 Рік тому +3

      Yeah yoda didnt kill darth bane. He was never alive. Already dead.

  • @FierceGalactaKnight
    @FierceGalactaKnight Рік тому +6

    Darth Bane: "You must kill me to gain my place"
    Yoda: "L + Ratio + Maidenless. Now, these hands you will catch"

  • @corynn.l5146
    @corynn.l5146 2 роки тому +41

    darth bane: so you've come to be my apprentice?
    yoda: omae wa mo shinaeru
    darth bane: NANI!?

  • @curtblack8986
    @curtblack8986 Рік тому +15

    Literally the conversation I have in my head with these demons

  • @iznogood4895
    @iznogood4895 Рік тому +102

    Yoda: Omae wa mou shindeiru
    Bane: Nani!!??

  • @watevr4evr
    @watevr4evr Рік тому +38

    The way he points at him when he calls him an illusion is so cute, its like a little kid you're playing peek a boo with suddenly realizes you're just behind your hands

  • @DaMaximoff
    @DaMaximoff Рік тому +35

    +"YOU MUST KILL ME"
    -"no"
    + * dies*

  • @Leaniu
    @Leaniu Рік тому +7

    "Dead you are already" YOU DONT FEAR ME "no exist you dont anymore" AGGGHHHHHHHHHH

    • @joexplainz2708
      @joexplainz2708 8 місяців тому

      Nice, u typed out exactly what was in the clip.

  • @ricekrispies4994
    @ricekrispies4994 Рік тому +26

    You know when the Jedi grand-grandmaster says: “dead you are” you know it’s business

  • @aidenayala2223
    @aidenayala2223 Рік тому +6

    Bro really hit ‘em with that “fuck out my face” shit lmao

  • @brainsteroids8043
    @brainsteroids8043 2 роки тому +66

    Yoda be like: *"OMAE WA MOU, SHINDERU"*

  • @jangofett7513
    @jangofett7513 Рік тому +14

    Darth bane: “and I took that personally”

  • @AC-1Turdy
    @AC-1Turdy Рік тому +6

    “Dead, you are”
    “Shit my bad G”

    • @MalachiDonavin
      @MalachiDonavin Місяць тому

      Bane was like: dead?! When did this happen?
      Then Yoda is just: back to the shadows from wence you came

  • @thecommentguy9380
    @thecommentguy9380 2 роки тому +48

    You do not exist anymore
    Darth Bane: understandable, have a great d- *dies**

  • @Wh1teNoise616
    @Wh1teNoise616 Рік тому +7

    “You’re not real! You’re just my imagination!”
    “OH SHIT! REALLY?” *dies*

  • @sandor4576
    @sandor4576 8 місяців тому +2

    Oh Gott, das Monster Rancher Intro hat eine Kindheitserinnerung in mir getriggert, die ich schon vergessen glaubte. Ich liebte diese Serie.😊

  • @alexandermendeyev35
    @alexandermendeyev35 Рік тому +3

    Darth Bane : You don't fear me?
    Master Yoda : Of your bullshit tired i am. Fuck off now you better.

  • @Spycrafter-G-101
    @Spycrafter-G-101 2 роки тому +20

    Man i hope these actors live on to make more awesome stuff

  • @Dgr__003
    @Dgr__003 8 місяців тому +2

    “Exist you do not, anymore” 😭😭 bruh yoda ruthless

  • @AshyBlasian
    @AshyBlasian Рік тому +40

    Yoda, the most arrogant Jedi that can back it up

  • @Death_Trooper716
    @Death_Trooper716 2 роки тому +30

    Little do we know Yoda had all the girls.

  • @adamcatlin2853
    @adamcatlin2853 Рік тому +2

    I love how recognizable Mark Hamill's Voice is, this man is such a great actor on all spectrums

  • @bratty_cthulu
    @bratty_cthulu 2 роки тому +25

    Yoda really said: omae wa mou shindeiru

    • @LoodyA-Q
      @LoodyA-Q Рік тому +9

      Shindeiru, omae wa mou

  • @KingDusk278
    @KingDusk278 Рік тому +14

    When you tell the boogeyman that you’re not scared of the dark anymore

  • @EmilyBenoist
    @EmilyBenoist Рік тому +3

    You do not fear me?!
    Sith.exe has stopped working

  • @spadesslick8200
    @spadesslick8200 Рік тому +31

    "death is a concept invented by the jedi. i dont even know how to spell it."
    -Darth Sidious

  • @TheIrrelevantYT
    @TheIrrelevantYT Рік тому +4

    Imagine if Yoda said all that and walked forward...only to bump into Darth Bane.

  • @TheWorldMemeDatabase
    @TheWorldMemeDatabase Рік тому +17

    Yoda: dead, she is. The accident, not your fault it was. Let go, you must.
    Bane: *cries with emotional healing*

  • @foliagedcarcass
    @foliagedcarcass 2 роки тому +44

    Voiced by mark hamil

  • @thegongoolzler2677
    @thegongoolzler2677 2 роки тому +11

    Darth Bane: Be afraid of my presence.
    Yoda: N o

  • @TheOnlySolipsist
    @TheOnlySolipsist Рік тому +8

    Yoda just cancelled himself out of the Revenge of the Jedi and made Luke look like he's kind of crazy.

  • @yung_rayray17x
    @yung_rayray17x 2 роки тому +8

    Me: Where my dad go
    Yoda: to get milk he did

  • @corbinpowell128
    @corbinpowell128 2 роки тому +911

    Darth Bane died in 988 BBY. The Clone Wars was around 22-19 BBY, which makes it around 966 years since he died by his apprentice.
    Edit: thanks for all the likes, 511 likes and counting. This is a new record for me, I usually only get a few.

    • @emmyturner7385
      @emmyturner7385 2 роки тому +19

      Was this a force projection?

    • @quinnmartensbobbitt3704
      @quinnmartensbobbitt3704 2 роки тому +136

      @@emmyturner7385 More like a remnant, a test. A form of Projection perhaps, but a powerful one. Only those who held no fear of the Sith’s power would have been able to dispel it as handily as Yoda did. Yoda was born only a century or so after Bane fell, meaning that the Sith as a whole were still a predominant threat up to the year he was born, around which time they vanished into obscurity, operating behind the scenes. The power needed to maintain this illusion was likely left behind by either Bane or his apprentice, whomever buried the fallen Darth, as his power was already enough to crush the whole of the Sith Empire during his tenure.

    • @talon532
      @talon532 2 роки тому +54

      @@quinnmartensbobbitt3704 His power didn't crush the Sith Empire, he tricked them and killed the remnants.

    • @corbinpowell128
      @corbinpowell128 2 роки тому +36

      @@quinnmartensbobbitt3704 yeah Yoda was born in 896 BBY, so he was about 900 years old during The Clone Wars. Btw Darth Bane was about 50 years old when he died to his apprentice Darth Zannah. So yeah Yoda was born about a century after Banes death.

    • @ChristianProtossDragoon
      @ChristianProtossDragoon Рік тому +5

      @@quinnmartensbobbitt3704 Think it was a Vectivus Force projection.

  • @lukeroberson2115
    @lukeroberson2115 Рік тому +1

    Loved this arc. Yoda exploring ancient Sith magic was fucking awesome.

    • @mellonhead9568
      @mellonhead9568 Рік тому

      Love how strong Yodas will is.... he has been through it all dealing with the temptations of the dark side in his journey as a Jedi

    • @selimhelal6060
      @selimhelal6060 Рік тому

      Where is this from

    • @lukeroberson2115
      @lukeroberson2115 Рік тому

      @@selimhelal6060 Clone Wars Season 6

  • @scrillthebeast2066
    @scrillthebeast2066 Рік тому +4

    Here’s a Japanese translation
    Yoda: Omae wa mou shindeirou
    Darth Bane: NANI?!!!

  • @Brandt_thee_sith
    @Brandt_thee_sith Рік тому +3

    Proof you can speak things into existence😂