How FromSoftware-sexuals Expect You To Play Their Games

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  • They really don't like when you play the game for fun and not the challenge 😂
    ▶Songs:
    Golden Wind OST - Nervous
    Golden Wind OST - Assassination
    Final Fantasy X OST - Wandering Flame
    Stranger Things Theme
    ▶Outro Song:
    Golden Wind OST - A Dream
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    #EldenRing #gaming #comedy #cilvanis #PS5 #PC #darksouls
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  • @Cilvanis
    @Cilvanis  2 роки тому +7314

    Shout out to all the FromSoftWare-sexuals out there 😁 I love y’all but not as much as my Rivers of Blood Katana 😈

    • @TheTrueRandomGamer
      @TheTrueRandomGamer 2 роки тому +144

      Okay that's going too far.

    • @courier6640
      @courier6640 2 роки тому +68

      I disagree, but respect your opinion. I'll just be a Dragon Samurai in this here corner *(chuckles to self in Scarlet Rot).*

    • @God-T
      @God-T 2 роки тому +28

      my guy made him handy caped! 🤣🤣

    • @Howiedoo1984
      @Howiedoo1984 2 роки тому +18

      cilvanis I love how you use the ff10 soundtrack . the songs u choose are perfect

    • @UrsineBloke
      @UrsineBloke 2 роки тому +15

      Zamn bro, guess everyone who started playing here games after 2016 is a casul

  • @justinmadrid8712
    @justinmadrid8712 Рік тому +11427

    I had the REVERSE of this problem. I was watching a friend play, and he kept dying. I told him to just go level up and collect more upgrades and stuff. He REFUSED, because he wanted to beat this game like a true man.
    He gave up a week later.

    • @LilKardboard
      @LilKardboard Рік тому +1729

      "Screw this game for being too hard when I limit myself"

    • @sakyajitmitra
      @sakyajitmitra Рік тому +325

      By give up do you mean he stopped playing the game altogether or just that he took your advice and stopped being stubborn

    • @nigrum_angelum6655
      @nigrum_angelum6655 Рік тому +225

      @@sakyajitmitra Most likely the latter

    • @Hadley.Sinclaire
      @Hadley.Sinclaire Рік тому +9

      Poor boo

    • @jimchad9900
      @jimchad9900 Рік тому +5

      I m hurt...

  • @deadmeme902
    @deadmeme902 2 роки тому +19949

    Toxic souls players be like: no you can’t use spells, summons, or ash of war even though the creators put them in the game for you to use them. It’s unfair and not Miyazaki’s vision.

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 роки тому +77

      I create skits just like Cilvanis. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @woag4974
      @woag4974 2 роки тому +784

      bots are crazy 💀

    • @AldoTegan
      @AldoTegan 2 роки тому +63

      the man put those in there for people that are struggling. Since people complain so much he had to do something instead of putting an easy mode, because he doesn’t want to. Summons is a perfect way to make it easy without spoiling the game for others that likes the way it is. No shame in it.
      Edit: I dropped the link on Reddit if any of you lazy mf need proof. Or look it up yourself. For some reason my link got removed here

    • @mylem6234
      @mylem6234 2 роки тому +270

      @@AldoTegan Was that actually stated somewhere?

    • @AldoTegan
      @AldoTegan 2 роки тому +391

      @@mylem6234 the fact that he doesn’t want to make a easy mode is from his own mouth yes. The rest you can easily work out when you’ve been a fan for years. The amount of help Elden Ring has for new players is beyond what any fromsoft game ever had.

  • @M0053yfate
    @M0053yfate 5 місяців тому +682

    "this shit feels like an Amazon factory job now." 😂

    • @MrTophatreaper
      @MrTophatreaper 3 місяці тому +7

      As an Amazon worker I'm glad I don't need to get my arm chopped off to understand his pain 😂

    • @Seattlefan77
      @Seattlefan77 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@MrTophatreaperdamn bro I hope you make it out

    • @TuckinOnMySitties
      @TuckinOnMySitties 2 місяці тому

      Also an Amazon employee. That line hit lol

  • @GTRrocker84
    @GTRrocker84 5 місяців тому +283

    “This is supposed to be a game, now it feels like a fucking Amazon job now”
    😂

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +8263

    This is so accurate dude, if you don’t play blindfolded with one arm it doesn’t count

    • @Thrasher424
      @Thrasher424 2 роки тому +24

      Hey man are you gonna update your profile picture to Garou’s new god given form?

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 роки тому +3

      Finally its here
      *ua-cam.com/video/vn8WdvkmTGs/v-deo.html*

    • @yobama9607
      @yobama9607 2 роки тому +2

      exactly

    • @yobama9607
      @yobama9607 2 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @Rayblade45
      @Rayblade45 2 роки тому +40

      Please your still not playing properly you gotta lose both arms and play with your toes that's how you play video games.

  • @DXDragon38
    @DXDragon38 2 роки тому +3949

    "I can go get some Tampons to go along with your Bleed damage"
    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

    • @reesejohnson2788
      @reesejohnson2788 2 роки тому +77

      That did at least 1700 dmg to his psyche!

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 2 роки тому +17

      Send that clip to Steven He

    • @mavcotm8006
      @mavcotm8006 2 роки тому +6

      @@reesejohnson2788 yeah and that with two bleed dagger hits

    • @elenafriese891
      @elenafriese891 Рік тому +15

      * distant growling from the 12 kinds of sexist happining with that line *
      (Err, I'm sure that was "the point," but the joke didn't really land for me as a lady given the lack of a "excuse me now, _what_ was that?-" type line, and I'm mostly annoyed that the failed joke undercut my enjoyment of the rest of the skit)

    • @Icemario87
      @Icemario87 Рік тому +10

      @@elenafriese891 gonna need wings for that

  • @RyuShinkuuHadoken
    @RyuShinkuuHadoken 5 місяців тому +209

    He forgot to give him a dance mat controller instead of the regular controller.

    • @Adelaide_Cuthbert
      @Adelaide_Cuthbert 3 місяці тому +4

      Guitar hero controller for sure. Maybe the Donkey Kong bongos.

    • @doynedodd50
      @doynedodd50 2 місяці тому

      *Wii Balance Board

    • @HarryS77
      @HarryS77 2 місяці тому

      Garage door opener.​@@Adelaide_Cuthbert

    • @notrelatedtobacon1282
      @notrelatedtobacon1282 Місяць тому

      Naw real souls vets play with the real shit
      Smart toilet
      Or
      You have to be in another room from the tv
      Pet your cat with your left nut (dont have 1? Buy 1)
      Blind folded
      Play maracas
      And give instructions via speaking german, to your maid in another room (using a treadmill as controller and she only understands latin)

  • @bradensorensen966
    @bradensorensen966 10 місяців тому +2639

    “Isn’t it fun not using any of the mechanics of the game?”
    So true. People be acting stupid.

    • @MrTimberwolfsden
      @MrTimberwolfsden 5 місяців тому +61

      My philosophy with Fromsoft games is only to not look up cheat guides or vids that show you how to beat or chz it. If you discover something u should use it. That's just for gaming experience tho, to each their own

    • @papitbull1
      @papitbull1 5 місяців тому +15

      B-but my pride 😰
      Also i just forget i have the tools and options avaliable to me lol

    • @sicthemutt
      @sicthemutt 5 місяців тому +32

      It's common sense that beating a boss alone is more rewarding but you do you

    • @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331
      @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331 5 місяців тому +27

      Seriously, everybody acting like these were in the game to baby them. Yet they reacted like babies in opposition to it

    • @user-up2mn4kx6s
      @user-up2mn4kx6s 5 місяців тому

      @@sicthemutt if you think it’s a life achievement to beat a “boss” on a video game you seriously are mormon

  • @unknownclipsyep
    @unknownclipsyep 2 роки тому +7749

    Fromsoftware-sexuals is an accurate description of elitist players.

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 2 роки тому +267

      its like the weeb/weeaboo of toxic players.

    • @GaminCatto
      @GaminCatto 2 роки тому +268

      People who beat the game at level one think they can lecture everyone on how they play a game 💀

    • @sinewedbastion
      @sinewedbastion 2 роки тому +237

      The most annoying breed of creatures I've ever seen

    • @clarentknight
      @clarentknight 2 роки тому +250

      @@projekttaku1 Ironic since Sekiro players are the tamest of all the fromsoftware fans

    • @ianbailey4213
      @ianbailey4213 2 роки тому +188

      @@clarentknight Doubly ironic when you consider Sekiro is generally considered the hardest of the various Souls-like titles.

  • @sushiifoxx
    @sushiifoxx 11 місяців тому +1941

    the bleed damage line was soo good 😂

    • @reggin867
      @reggin867 10 місяців тому +14

      Git gud scrub

    • @reggin867
      @reggin867 10 місяців тому +6

      Git gud scrub

    • @PBart7
      @PBart7 10 місяців тому +19

      Best line in the vid😂😂

    • @reubenprasanth271
      @reubenprasanth271 10 місяців тому +1

      u want some tampons to go with your bleed damage 🤣🤣👏👏

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 10 місяців тому +4

      You mean cringe

  • @quan-uo5ws
    @quan-uo5ws 7 місяців тому +975

    I have a friend thats the literal opposite, he always sees me playing a fromsoftware game and hes like "bro what is this shitty build bro here you should try out this" and shows me the most op build that breaks the game

    • @LaserTractor
      @LaserTractor 7 місяців тому +123

      He's good.
      When game allows - you take it and spit on haters😂
      Where is fun in "i never used these op katana, talisman and mimic tear, I am beating a game with a club like a man" when you just can say "yes I deleted this boss with comet azur. Is it my problem that this bs is in the game?😂 Oh I should have REJECTED IT voluntarily ffs😂😂"

    • @shieldwallclonetroopers145
      @shieldwallclonetroopers145 5 місяців тому +30

      @@LaserTractorTrue bro work smart not hard😂

    • @TheSpicyLeg
      @TheSpicyLeg 5 місяців тому +31

      ⁠@@LaserTractor You can, you’re just boring.
      You are fun to invade though.

    • @gravehammer4095
      @gravehammer4095 5 місяців тому +57

      *Laughs in offline mode and seamless coop*@@TheSpicyLeg

    • @TheSpicyLeg
      @TheSpicyLeg 5 місяців тому +9

      @@gravehammer4095 Yawn, you’re even boring to talk to. My guy, charisma isn’t just a stat in vidyas.

  • @martintyrmer5484
    @martintyrmer5484 9 місяців тому +955

    As a veteran souls player I would say a real souls player would put a sign here and help with the boss, real gamer will know the struggle and help other players.

    • @Rajusharmal
      @Rajusharmal 9 місяців тому +15

      i dont like helping other player i like invaded other player world

    • @El_Diablo-vo9lr
      @El_Diablo-vo9lr 5 місяців тому +84

      Ahhh, praise the sun, brother!

    • @sunbro2522
      @sunbro2522 5 місяців тому +10

      I get that but compared to other games, Elden Ring players are more frustrating to play with

    • @brandmeow9014
      @brandmeow9014 5 місяців тому +16

      JOLLY COOPERATION 😊

    • @germanluque9756
      @germanluque9756 5 місяців тому +5

      And that is why I think sekiro is just 100 times better than any souls game, in Sekiro you cant just use items or abilities for the harder bosses, and if you can is not that big of a help anyways

  • @ramiroroge
    @ramiroroge 11 місяців тому +603

    "Now you can have a real challenge, you know? Because life is not hard enough already. why not have another fuc*** challenge?" has me cracking up

    • @Jkhorve
      @Jkhorve 10 місяців тому +5

      Same 😂

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 2 місяці тому

      yes. what are you, weak?

    • @nojiyukii
      @nojiyukii Місяць тому

      @@mrosskneur weak if you think they’re challenges and not a walk in the park lil bro

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne Місяць тому

      lol nah

    • @nojiyukii
      @nojiyukii Місяць тому

      @@mrosskne it’s more memorization then rather skill, i dot think any of the challengers or necessarily hard

  • @davidlowe-bianco5035
    @davidlowe-bianco5035 11 місяців тому +4497

    Miyazaki: **Has life-changing experience getting his car stuck in snow and being helped by total strangers, inspires a wholly unique and complex multiplayer system for the series of games that represent his life's work**
    Purists: **Refuse to use it**

    • @dylanbirch3437
      @dylanbirch3437 10 місяців тому +160

      Yo what is this in an interview? That’s fascinating! God bless our lord and saviour Miyazaki

    • @ULTRAOutdoorsman
      @ULTRAOutdoorsman 10 місяців тому +199

      Of course the purists use it, to launch an endless volley of dragon breath down an impassable hallway to grief SL10s

    • @Ammar-qt8io
      @Ammar-qt8io 10 місяців тому +36

      what i thought he just liked berserk

    • @ChameleonDance
      @ChameleonDance 10 місяців тому +34

      To be fair, the multiplayer system isn't the easiest to navigate! 😂 I still use it though

    • @teosandell4278
      @teosandell4278 10 місяців тому +64

      Not so much purists, I could care less about how you play the game but I don't like summoning because I like beating the bosses. I summoned the first time I beat Malenia and I felt zero accomplishment, so now I never summon.

  • @maxpaymar1573
    @maxpaymar1573 5 місяців тому +128

    That’s the beauty of the game, there’s no difficulty slider, you can make it as easy or hard as you want by being creative

    • @RancorousSea
      @RancorousSea 4 місяці тому +5

      player dmg scaling vs end game hp scaling is pretty terrible outside of a few builds

    • @thanoof
      @thanoof 4 місяці тому +4

      If THIS is your definition of making it as easy or hard as you want, then most if not all games fit the criteria.

    • @roxas4587
      @roxas4587 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@thanoofand?

    • @Dante02d12
      @Dante02d12 3 місяці тому +3

      That's all games though. You can play Pokemon with a single creature. You can play Devil May Cry on a guitar hero controller. You can play Guitar Hero at extremely high speed.

    • @giantplantofweed6061
      @giantplantofweed6061 3 місяці тому

      Or by googling „op elden ring build“…
      Lets be honest

  • @Beatmyguest001
    @Beatmyguest001 4 місяці тому +34

    I’m running around the map discovering stuff absolutely terrified of almost everything just trying my best, summoning for every boss, horseback fighting mini bosses, and having a great time 😂

  • @FF-ch9nr
    @FF-ch9nr 2 роки тому +4755

    FSfans: You gotta play it the real way man, this just isn’t Miyazaki’s vision.
    Miyazaki: you can literally play and beat our games however you see fit
    FSFans: ITS JUST NOT MIYAZAKIS VISION

    • @sabastianleisek396
      @sabastianleisek396 2 роки тому +307

      Same dudes are the ones who make it almost impossible to get a friend into a souls game. Right out of the tutorial on DS3, you get end-game builds invading you and rarely see a friendly summon sign. "Why don't you just play offline", then they say I'm playing the game wrong.

    • @themaskedhobo
      @themaskedhobo 2 роки тому +358

      Fromsoft: "We made our bosses harder so people will multiplayer and use summons and ashes." Fans: "😭😭😭 why are people playing with all the tools built into the game." Me: "Why are you like this?"

    • @AManChoosesASlaveObeys
      @AManChoosesASlaveObeys 2 роки тому +44

      Dark Souls was a mistake

    • @NobuAlter
      @NobuAlter 2 роки тому +91

      Miyazaki says we can play how ever we want.

    • @Soni38900
      @Soni38900 2 роки тому +72

      As a fromsoft fan, git gud. Just kidding, using summons and using estus and using all that stuff is fair games. Pontiff kicked my ass so you know what I did? I went outside after I died, killed the knights and summoned me up 2 homies. And we killed Pontiff. I'm not bad, or a skill issue cuz' the rest of the game wasn't very notable, I just used what I had to get past a speed bump. Or in this case a speed wall. I don't know anything about Elden yet, very poor cannot afford it yet. Do not spoil please.

  • @Bobo-ye7dq
    @Bobo-ye7dq 2 роки тому +3288

    That tampon joke was genius lol

    • @bingolinging
      @bingolinging 2 роки тому +13

      It was disgiating lol

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 2 роки тому +33

      @@bingolinging no u

    • @ConsoleFreaked
      @ConsoleFreaked 2 роки тому +7

      He got me there too

    • @novacrimson7770
      @novacrimson7770 2 роки тому +10

      It is, unfortunately some people will find it sexist

    • @pareshkumar9094
      @pareshkumar9094 2 роки тому +93

      @@novacrimson7770 Funny how before someone actually finding the joke sexist, there is always someone who gets off on thinking that 'there is someone who finds the joke sexist'.

  • @ziga226
    @ziga226 10 місяців тому +35

    There's betrayal in the eyes once he sees the summons lmao

  • @bloop140
    @bloop140 5 місяців тому +59

    The beautiful thing about the way miyazaki designed Elden Ring is that the difficulty is really up to you.

    • @dragonfruitreal
      @dragonfruitreal 5 місяців тому +2

      facts

    • @MinecraftMartin
      @MinecraftMartin 5 місяців тому +12

      IMO it just does that so well, too.
      Instead of opening up your settings and changing the slider to "easy/normal/hard", you instead just change up your kit.
      Crazy people can strip down naked and run in like a cave man. Or you can summon a small army, call up some RL friends, even get someone to do the whole fight on your behalf.
      Pretty good deal

    • @MrFirecam
      @MrFirecam 5 місяців тому +2

      Until you summon and then there's no difficulty anymore ^^

    • @KevinOnEarth_
      @KevinOnEarth_ 4 місяці тому +9

      Well said.
      The amount of self expression seamlessly integrated into the game from the sweatiest lvl 1, no-hit speed runs to big dick Guts cosplay to fucking Goku’s kamehameha, is nothing short of masterful.
      There is no easy, medium or hard mode bc that all depends on you and your build.

    • @KevinOnEarth_
      @KevinOnEarth_ 4 місяці тому +8

      @@MrFirecam- Then don’t summon. The beauty of the game’s difficulty is that it’s all up to you. It’s *your* choice, so what more can a gamer ask from a game?

  • @Nuclearburrit0
    @Nuclearburrit0 2 роки тому +1014

    He still manages to dodge attacks while blindfolded and one handed. This is a real gamer.

    • @fleecejohnson9813
      @fleecejohnson9813 2 роки тому +36

      "He's beginning to believe"

    • @wordbearer6051
      @wordbearer6051 2 роки тому +12

      he is the chosen one

    • @tz.sihver2
      @tz.sihver2 Рік тому +3

      @@Muhdoose how bout he destroys the controller and makes him move his character with his mind

  • @scribese7en
    @scribese7en 2 роки тому +1931

    Apparently, Miyazaki's vision of playing the game involves having salt rubbed on your flayed body as your eyes are torn out of your head, and your soul is tormented by demons.

    • @SonicMegaKing
      @SonicMegaKing 2 роки тому +45

      It isn't?

    • @urtoryu_dy_althraidn
      @urtoryu_dy_althraidn 2 роки тому +63

      Wrong, not torn out of your head, but flipped to the insides so you can ascend into a Greater One.

    • @wynoglia
      @wynoglia 2 роки тому +23

      I mean, the first was called demon's souls after all. Checks out

    • @MortonCammar
      @MortonCammar 2 роки тому +11

      @@urtoryu_dy_althraidn I'm about to grow eyes in my skull and transform in to amygdala.

    • @urtoryu_dy_althraidn
      @urtoryu_dy_althraidn 2 роки тому +6

      @@MortonCammar That's the way to go, keep it up friend! Let us be granted eyes!
      PS: A Soul Eater profile picture fits really well in this topic I must say.

  • @Mahh_Nery
    @Mahh_Nery 3 місяці тому +13

    i've never saw ain't it fun being used so well in a context, hayley would be proud bro

  • @TrueLocalEnthusiast
    @TrueLocalEnthusiast Місяць тому +4

    In souls games there's only one objective. Win and survive. How you do it is up to you.

  • @WELLbethere
    @WELLbethere 10 місяців тому +2832

    "bro why you acting like you ain't got 60 fucking hours to fight one fucking boss bro, just quit your fucking job"
    This fucking killed me

    • @evanage
      @evanage 7 місяців тому +69

      same, its accurate. when i struggled too much with certain bosses in ER i just said fuck it and brought out the AoW/double bleed twinblades and called it a day lmfao.

    • @TheAvprobeauty
      @TheAvprobeauty 5 місяців тому +28

      just be homeless! 😂😂

    • @returnofthedjed11
      @returnofthedjed11 5 місяців тому +2

      thats what sekiro can feel like

    • @Dsrgreyy
      @Dsrgreyy 4 місяці тому +1

      That was the best part

    • @phonkydude2390
      @phonkydude2390 4 місяці тому

      Mf's with the king of puppets in lies of p

  • @mr_0n10n5
    @mr_0n10n5 2 роки тому +440

    "Why are we here, just to suffer?"
    From soft sexuals: Yes

  • @DJzero7
    @DJzero7 5 місяців тому +13

    THEY BE Getting so offended like let me play my game the way I wanna play it dang 🤣

    • @noambruh
      @noambruh 4 місяці тому

      No, u gay.

  • @williamsisson6748
    @williamsisson6748 9 місяців тому +10

    I loved the song wandering flame from ffx was snuck in there. Great video.

  • @Ivotas
    @Ivotas Рік тому +586

    "This shit feel like f'n Amazon factory job now!" pure comedy genius!

  • @jev1620
    @jev1620 2 роки тому +241

    the fact he said this feels like an Amazon factory job when I'm at an Amazon factory job makes it hurt more I can confirm it do be feeling like that😢

    • @Pragma020
      @Pragma020 2 роки тому +7

      That pay though make them high school drop out wet though....be like "i dont need college i just needed pain!" xD

    • @austinjoseph2881
      @austinjoseph2881 2 роки тому +2

      I’m sorry! Quit man..Starbucks they’re nice!

    • @treacherousjslither6920
      @treacherousjslither6920 2 роки тому +6

      Unionize!

  • @aimanimran3010
    @aimanimran3010 28 днів тому +6

    i can't wait for them to cry and got offended again when the casual players return in the dlc😂

    • @Walt_Xander94
      @Walt_Xander94 26 днів тому +2

      Return? As if they played the base game? FS is notorious for making players quit. Having infamous shit that stops playthroughs, like the DS1 Anor Lando archers.
      It will just these Souls masochists(& speedrunners) returning in the DLC.
      If FS werent stuck in the past & added difficulty selection, I'd believe new Souls players coming back.

  • @MrBlitzer55
    @MrBlitzer55 5 місяців тому +13

    FFX music in the background. Dont worry i caught that. Excellent touch 👌

  • @twyx6928
    @twyx6928 2 роки тому +486

    The "Summoning the f*ckin' Ginyu Force" line killed me.

  • @rh3medy
    @rh3medy 9 місяців тому +5

    The blindfold tho. Lmaoooo😂😂😂😂

  • @deadmagnet6318
    @deadmagnet6318 Місяць тому +4

    Honestly, i think the worst part is they try to force this onto people on their first playthrough, as someone whos first souls game was elden ring ( i recently beat sekiro as my second) what i did was play blind and use whatever i found fun on my first playthrough, but now im replaying the game with my own made challange of no op weapon and no summon

  • @YAMAHAZI
    @YAMAHAZI 2 роки тому +378

    “Ain’t it fun not playing like a BITCH” Need that on my playlist asap

    • @Stuntman87
      @Stuntman87 11 місяців тому +17

      Ain't it fun to play like a real nigga 😂

    • @jace743
      @jace743 11 місяців тому +13

      Literally the best Paramore parody I’ve ever heard

    • @nocturnaljoe9543
      @nocturnaljoe9543 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Stuntman87 That stuff was dope, but not as good as "that nigga gay."

    • @Stuntman87
      @Stuntman87 11 місяців тому +1

      @@nocturnaljoe9543 🤣🤣

  • @Soosss
    @Soosss 2 роки тому +1987

    fromsoftware fans when you don’t play blindfolded with one hand while on psychedelics: 😡

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 роки тому +1

      Finally its here
      *ua-cam.com/video/vn8WdvkmTGs/v-deo.html*

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 роки тому

      I create skits just like Cilvanis. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @oamioxmocliox8082
      @oamioxmocliox8082 2 роки тому +1

      ;)

    • @Fitzness1
      @Fitzness1 2 роки тому +22

      Great comment unfortunately swarmed by the bots

    • @pumpkingamebox
      @pumpkingamebox 2 роки тому +8

      Pfft that easy. The only correct way to play is to pick waste of skin and never raise your level through the entire game.

  • @montariussmith5381
    @montariussmith5381 3 місяці тому +2

    Bruh this is my first time seeing your content and this is GOLD😂

  • @doomraven0
    @doomraven0 5 місяців тому +1

    Absolutely loved this vid, thanks for the post😂

  • @legowyn24
    @legowyn24 2 роки тому +341

    He plays insane people so well its genuinely concerning

    • @blubber0_0
      @blubber0_0 11 місяців тому +5

      I wish I could agree but not really lol
      Still a funny video, laughed very much

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 10 місяців тому

      Nah some people are just good at the game. Others need practice and others blame everything but, themselves.

  • @victorprati7908
    @victorprati7908 Рік тому +140

    To paraphrase Sseth: "being able to recognize patterns is cheating so the true way to beat this game is through a lobotomy run"

  • @Espada-gq4fp
    @Espada-gq4fp Місяць тому +4

    FromSexuals when you use a mechanic literally made to be used for convenience and enjoyment

  • @SQUAD012
    @SQUAD012 4 місяці тому +40

    Ah the Elitist, the people who doesn't have anything better to do with their life.

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 2 місяці тому

      lol you're bad

    • @StandardsFC
      @StandardsFC Місяць тому +5

      @@mrosskneelitist found

    • @bigc0ck604
      @bigc0ck604 Місяць тому

      @@StandardsFCgit gud at gaming kid

    • @sayidmartinez7347
      @sayidmartinez7347 10 днів тому +1

      @@mrossknetouch grass, old man

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 10 днів тому

      lol seething

  • @alexanderneville8117
    @alexanderneville8117 2 роки тому +1935

    Thank you for bringing this to everyone's attention. This actually happened to me. You bringing awareness to this topic makes me happy and I appreciate it. I had to play with no Arms. Use my teeth with my eyes gouged out. Every experience slightly differs though.

    • @Phoenix-qv9hg
      @Phoenix-qv9hg 2 роки тому +34

      Thing is, everyone should play however they want and that's cool! But there is something special about learning a bosses patterns until you are a good at dodging, spacing, and killing them. Ashes, Summons, and Certain Spells and Weapon Arts distract from that, makes it unnecessary. However, that is only one way to approach the game. Nuking shit with well synergized/overpowered builds can be hella fun as well.

    • @piranhaplantX
      @piranhaplantX 2 роки тому +34

      You were allowed to keep your teeth?

    • @maciejrozanski154
      @maciejrozanski154 2 роки тому +8

      @@Phoenix-qv9hg Agree, personnaly i am from softwere veteran but during my first playthrough istill did used bleed build and summons :D (bleed build was accident, just wanted to make samurai build) on secong though i will go strength faith build and most likely no summons, but its so cool mechanic so i am not sure about that, its fun becuase you can make thematic builds with it.

    • @bryankowalczyk3982
      @bryankowalczyk3982 2 роки тому +1

      Ya Elden ring is easy though, the older souls games are better cuz they don't got short cuts that hold ur hand like Elden ring.

    • @Boris82
      @Boris82 2 роки тому +4

      Did you use the tampons for comfort though?
      Real men don't do comfort though.

  • @legacygaming2214
    @legacygaming2214 2 роки тому +2271

    This is so accurate my friend spent 2 hours trying to convince me that I don't need so much stuff in this game, I told him never say stupid shit to me again 🙃

    • @ThaGodLegacyHD
      @ThaGodLegacyHD 2 роки тому +141

      Get a new friend bruh.

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 роки тому

      I create skits just like Cilvanis. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 роки тому +1

      Finally its here
      *ua-cam.com/video/vn8WdvkmTGs/v-deo.html*

    • @TheHuTao.
      @TheHuTao. 2 роки тому +44

      The boys are strong in this replies section

    • @carlito_blackcloud5921
      @carlito_blackcloud5921 2 роки тому +1

      🤣😂😂😂

  • @Dranyx_zRo3
    @Dranyx_zRo3 9 місяців тому +2

    lmfao the FFX music in the background towards the end 😂

  • @Aalvye
    @Aalvye 5 місяців тому +3

    You can't be dying in my room when im mid boss in a game
    I cant pause😂

  • @intruefaith7612
    @intruefaith7612 10 місяців тому +861

    I'm an old Morrowind vet. My favorite thing about that game, and now these games, is just how thoroughly you can break the balancing within the confines of the games.
    A grand, intoxicating innocence.

    • @mattburrell7504
      @mattburrell7504 10 місяців тому +64

      The Morrowind community also has its share of annoying members, but at least they acknowledge that breaking the game with spell crafting and alchemy is part of the fun.

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 10 місяців тому +23

      alcohol solves all your Vvardanfell problems

    • @pedropaulo174
      @pedropaulo174 10 місяців тому +16

      I come from skyrim. I only use the strongest shit i can find 😂

    • @noii1524
      @noii1524 10 місяців тому +10

      @@mattburrell7504 every community has annoying members, it's just some of them (often niche or old games, speaking from my experience) care more about spending their time having fun instead of arguing with every random person on the internet

    • @beans3977
      @beans3977 10 місяців тому +13

      Why walk when you can ride?

  • @cefirodewinter9086
    @cefirodewinter9086 2 роки тому +2114

    I have a friend who never played a souls game, and really loved how spectacular the magic in Elden Ring looked, so he bought the game and it's playing it, full mage, spells and summons, we always jokes to him naaaah you're playing easy mooode, but one day a guy came out and started trashing on him and insulting him for real, we all just jumped like, man you just can't go around insulting people like this for playing the game, let him do whatever he wants, before that point we thought it was a big joke the "real gamers" shit, but we quickly realised there's people that actually think like that man wtf

    • @navyt6380
      @navyt6380 2 роки тому +76

      Yeah that guy was me. If I could have, I would have also taken off his stupid pointed mage hat and threw it into the ocean

    • @PotatoPizza420
      @PotatoPizza420 2 роки тому +350

      @@navyt6380 bro got YT in his youtube username 💀

    • @navyt6380
      @navyt6380 2 роки тому +31

      @@PotatoPizza420 Congrats, you can read 💀

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 2 роки тому +248

      @@navyt6380 do you also criticize fighting game pros for engaging the combos instead of spamming the same useless power blow at tournaments?

    • @davidchristenes9062
      @davidchristenes9062 2 роки тому +137

      There is those kind of people anywhere, the point of playing is to have FUN, even people who use cheats to pass phases are good for me, I can't see the fun in using cheats but if someone else's does and it's not a multiplayer game then do it, fuck it, life is already hard enough to me be putting hardships in another persons free time.

  • @robertpawlowski4548
    @robertpawlowski4548 4 місяці тому +1

    I subbed before the ad finished, you had me at the title 😂🤣😂 and I am a FromSoft-sexual 😅

  • @dennysongaming4128
    @dennysongaming4128 4 місяці тому +1

    This here is one of the best things I have seen all week.

  • @SuperDuperCooper08
    @SuperDuperCooper08 2 роки тому +658

    Cilvanis was DEFINITELY venting some frustrations with the community with this one 💀💀💀

    • @OffMetaGang
      @OffMetaGang 11 місяців тому +36

      Every person who has ever streamed this game probably feels this way. The souls community actually chases people off the game....

    • @sakuranohana1014
      @sakuranohana1014 11 місяців тому +31

      the souls community are the worst

    • @MintyPeanut
      @MintyPeanut 11 місяців тому +12

      Best gatekeeping community

    • @DovahZeux
      @DovahZeux 11 місяців тому +1

      Worst community Day 1.

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar 11 місяців тому +1

      @@OffMetaGangbahahaha so true lmaooo

  • @cerberos1
    @cerberos1 2 роки тому +346

    Imagine if other fandoms were like that 💀
    "Bro if you use items in Pokemon you’re not playing the game as intended"
    "People who cheese the game by using more than one Pokemon are playing on easy mode"

    • @quentinb734
      @quentinb734 2 роки тому +12

      @@seagulfs4123 ofc there’s monster hunter elitist

    • @AscendedGundam
      @AscendedGundam Рік тому +15

      Nuzlocke runs are a thing.

    • @cerberos1
      @cerberos1 Рік тому +40

      @@AscendedGundam Yeah but they’re not obnoxious about it

    • @creativname7599
      @creativname7599 Рік тому +8

      oh I got bad news for you about the first one

    • @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666
      @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 Рік тому +3

      @@seagulfs4123
      Ah yes, The "REEEEEEEEEE THE OLDER GAMES ARE BETTER" Boomer hunters

  • @DanVille1000
    @DanVille1000 5 місяців тому +6

    The summons system was so fun. Literally like pokemon

  • @thebutterflyking
    @thebutterflyking 5 місяців тому +4

    “This shit’s a fuckin’ amazon factory job now…” 😹😹😹

  • @Kaz999998
    @Kaz999998 2 роки тому +598

    This reminds me of the time Code Vein came out and people said not to use partners or skills to play the game correctly.
    Bro, if it's in the game, I'm using it. I don't care if you think it's cheating because your ego hinges on the fact you use as little of the game's mechanics to make it more challenging for yourself.

    • @ektoplzzm520
      @ektoplzzm520 2 роки тому +42

      Ok partners maybe but NO SKILLS?🤨

    • @Zoran69
      @Zoran69 2 роки тому

      Code Vein is a kids game anyways 😏

    • @Kaz999998
      @Kaz999998 2 роки тому +57

      @@Zoran69 Like literally most games.

    • @theploot8230
      @theploot8230 2 роки тому

      Yeah but have you tried playing solo after that?

    • @dragoneye6229
      @dragoneye6229 2 роки тому +36

      The reality is that they are impatient or too stupid to understand them right away so they ban them and claim anyone using them is a noob. It's a pre-emptive strike so prevent others from noticing they are an impatient idiot.

  • @randomyoutubeuser261
    @randomyoutubeuser261 2 роки тому +330

    Inaccurate as hell! That person wouls NEVER leave his Mothers basement, even if it's to shit on Casual players!

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 роки тому +1

      Finally its here
      *ua-cam.com/video/vn8WdvkmTGs/v-deo.html*

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 роки тому +1

      I create skits just like Cilvanis. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @inquisitorialllama638
      @inquisitorialllama638 2 роки тому +38

      You're so full of it, saying; " Oh, they live in their mother's basement"🤓
      I live in her Attic, thank you very much.

    • @FF-ch9nr
      @FF-ch9nr 2 роки тому +3

      @@inquisitorialllama638 yeah! us FS elitists have class. We don’t like damp and dilapidated dwellings, we like dusty cramped dilapidated spaces

  • @MachFiveFalcon
    @MachFiveFalcon 4 місяці тому +2

    2:06 "Wandering Flame" from Final Fantasy X playing in the backgorund and then the Paramore reference later on got me 🤣

  • @dustindestroyer
    @dustindestroyer 10 місяців тому +1

    Bro you were perfectly on key for the Aint It Fun harmony I sang that shit with you

  • @Fabrosixdx
    @Fabrosixdx 10 місяців тому +298

    Old From Software players know creating the cheesiest of builds is tradition. Creating over powered builds that one shot bosses is what some strive for.

    • @Cyrus_T_Laserpunch
      @Cyrus_T_Laserpunch 10 місяців тому +22

      I still remember a Dark Souls video where this guy beat one of the games under the special condition that he must 1-shot every boss, using every single mechanic and glitch possible to get what he needs to do it.

    • @trollking6315
      @trollking6315 10 місяців тому +12

      Wrong. Old Fromsoft fans know what challenge runs are and that they are the bread and butter of from games. Real men won by their own skill we didnt have filthy 1 shot mages doing kamehamehas at bosses. If we had something close we had chad pvp invaders ready to slap them with vow of silence real fast.

    • @kimmosaarinen2780
      @kimmosaarinen2780 9 місяців тому

      @@trollking6315 Found the FromSoftware-sexual :D

    • @evanage
      @evanage 7 місяців тому +59

      @@trollking6315elitist confirmed. did you forget giantdad from dark souls 1?

    • @stevenc7877
      @stevenc7877 5 місяців тому +1

      and most of the time, Fromsoft Pros are just lazy to change builds..... like ight, I like how this weapon looks, I'm just gonna put in str or dex because to lazy to look for spells.

  • @iveyyewitt1621
    @iveyyewitt1621 Рік тому +1195

    I've come across a lot of strange gamer cliques in my time, but FromSoftware "purists" climbed to the top of the heap so fast its hilarious.

    • @kristoferprovencal3608
      @kristoferprovencal3608 11 місяців тому +120

      And the funny thing is, most of the people who act like that seem to have jumped onto the game later because they heard it was hard and that’s the only appeal they see to it, meanwhile plenty of people who started with DS1 because they just though it looked cool will generally tell you play in whatever way is most fun to you.

    • @SJ-di5zu
      @SJ-di5zu 11 місяців тому +71

      @@kristoferprovencal3608
      There’s generally two types of fans of these games: the ones playing it entirely for the pride of being a god gamer, and the ones enjoying how well-designed the levels, bosses, worlds, and lore are. The latter tend to have a lot more fun, while the former tend to gatekeep and do SL1 no weapon no fun playthroughs where they grind for 40 hours to beat a boss.
      The latter approach would be fine if they didn’t gatekeep like crazy. The worst thing is how if you complain about any mechanic that you deem to be unfair, they WILL always defend it by saying “get good.”

    • @swordfishtrombone8373
      @swordfishtrombone8373 11 місяців тому +26

      I personally love to 1 v 1 bosses without summons and have since the early games, but play the game in whichever way is fun for you. Part of appeal of the formula is all the gameplay variety that it offers.

    • @jenjoe4359
      @jenjoe4359 11 місяців тому +12

      ⁠@@swordfishtrombone8373ya same, I don’t use summons not because it’s not the “intended experience” but because I find 1v1 duels with the bosses to be a lot more fun

    • @sylvershelley8595
      @sylvershelley8595 11 місяців тому

      @@kristoferprovencal3608 true

  • @TTBOn00bKiLleR
    @TTBOn00bKiLleR 5 місяців тому +1

    He legit, even has that maniacal laugh

  • @SaxSlaveGael
    @SaxSlaveGael 9 місяців тому

    This was fucken gold mate 👊🏾

  • @greytitude1393
    @greytitude1393 2 роки тому +130

    From-software sexuals is actual term to use now.Thank you cilvanis

    • @Boc_theSeamster
      @Boc_theSeamster 2 роки тому +3

      I get that it's a fun name to throw at people who gatekeep these games and deservedly so, but please don't label the entire fanbase as "Fromsoft-sexuals". Most of us are chill people who don't care how you play the games. Just please be sure that whoever you call a "Fromsoft-sexual" actually deserves to be called that.

    • @greytitude1393
      @greytitude1393 2 роки тому +7

      @@Boc_theSeamster ofc dude I mean idt I'd be using that term though I just said it as a joke but ofc only to those who deserve it

    • @BiggDickman
      @BiggDickman 2 роки тому

      This gonna be me when I’ll get called this:
      ua-cam.com/video/-nnTI1d5XuM/v-deo.html

    • @markmauk8231
      @markmauk8231 Рік тому +5

      @@Boc_theSeamster Dont get too serious about it. I am a FS Fan as well, but not one of those elitists. I am not even good at the games. Yes, I beat them all, but I always needed countless hours and died hundreds of times. Also used Ashes of War everytime it was possible in Elden Ring.
      But I still wouldnt have any problem with anyone calling me a FS Sexual. Its a fun name dude, let it happen.

    • @Boc_theSeamster
      @Boc_theSeamster Рік тому

      @@markmauk8231 I'm not about to let the fanbase I'm a part of be labeled that. You might not have a problem with that name but I very much do. Especially when 85% of us don't even deserve to be called that because we don't do that gatekeeping crap. Plus a name like "Fromsoft-sexuals" could very easily turn people away from the series because the name makes the whole entire fanbase sound toxic when that's just not true.

  • @JamesW609
    @JamesW609 2 роки тому +1006

    The gate keepers are probably the most annoying thing about from soft games I say this as a from soft fan since dark souls 1. Why does it mater if someone summons or uses spell casing how is it affecting you?

    • @agoodone6446
      @agoodone6446 2 роки тому

      Yes but counter point, frimcewrjbdw we jnfeedvkidsfhjlbgdssrkllg KATANAS!!!

    • @shakeweller
      @shakeweller 2 роки тому +12

      @DreddKnightVII It's not even good in PvE when Seppuku exists.

    • @tomasdelcampo2
      @tomasdelcampo2 2 роки тому +29

      Well it affects me when people spam broken spells and ashes of war in pvp. A lot of the time I pretty much only lose duels when that happens. Also when invasions are always a 3 vs 1. As for pve people are ruining the game for themselves and ER gains a bad reputation for being unbalanced. I really hope they severely limit magic and summons in the future like in sekiro and kind of bloodborne. ER was a huge step back in that regard

    • @doublinx2
      @doublinx2 2 роки тому +151

      @@tomasdelcampo2 It literally does not matter if they ruin the game *for themselves.* If they put it in the game as an optional tool, it's fair play, it's not your business, and it's as valid as naked/dagger-only builds.

    • @shakeweller
      @shakeweller 2 роки тому +109

      @@tomasdelcampo2 Then join a PvP discord and password duel people. Something that fighting game players do for years. Invasions are outdated anyway and shouldn't even be in the game

  • @tbrandy1405
    @tbrandy1405 5 місяців тому +20

    "Amazon factory job" 😅 had me in stitches

  • @mangafan589
    @mangafan589 4 місяці тому +6

    Was not expecting that aint it fun cover lol

  • @VivianKurayami
    @VivianKurayami 2 роки тому +615

    Accurate as hell, honestly. Self-imposed challenges are one thing but people can find their own way to play and enjoy the game. Did a solo of Malenia without RoB or Bloodhound's Step to deal with Waterfowl Dance, I'm not gonna impose those standards for a fight on anyone 'cuz that consumed a weekend for me.

    • @edgelord121
      @edgelord121 2 роки тому +19

      Turi ip ip ip

    • @santcout7152
      @santcout7152 2 роки тому +68

      @@edgelord121 The fact that you called him out shows you're semi semi elitist yourself

    • @shikharsingh8173
      @shikharsingh8173 2 роки тому +32

      @@edgelord121 no.

    • @nrnjn8547
      @nrnjn8547 2 роки тому +1

      Eh most people did that, it's not too big of a challenge

    • @I.disagree
      @I.disagree 2 роки тому +18

      @@edgelord121 It doesn't make them an elitist, they're just trying to say that people should be more open minded since not everyone plays games for a challenge, or has enough time to sink into it

  • @philipdowdell3429
    @philipdowdell3429 2 роки тому +806

    It's an action rpg, problems (the enemies) can be solved by either an action solution (getting really good at dodging and understanding timings of when to attack and stuff) or an rpg solution (changing gear, using summons and/or various spells strategically, etc) For some reason some people get real mad when you take the rpg solution, but the game very clearly offers both as potential options.

    • @philipdowdell3429
      @philipdowdell3429 2 роки тому +69

      that being said i will be mad when i see Rivers of Blood spammers online because I suck

    • @maybemablemaples2144
      @maybemablemaples2144 2 роки тому +18

      @@philipdowdell3429 they aren't even honest enough to admit it.

    • @usurpererenyeagar4587
      @usurpererenyeagar4587 Рік тому +11

      yeah and elden ring you can feel itdirected a bit more to casual players dark souls 3 1 or 2 you would have to git gud to beat gunthyr miyazaki made magic and faith spells good for casual player and for returning players of the franchise to try new stuff same with the ashes system which is ingenius for players

    • @godly_potatoe69xd19
      @godly_potatoe69xd19 Рік тому +21

      @@philipdowdell3429 agreed. It only matters to me when people use all this blatantly op gear if it is in pvp, especially if they spam the ash of war

    • @eklypzn
      @eklypzn Рік тому +16

      It's kinda like when Bioshock was popular and people were just focusing on gun play, but salts were like super broken in comparison. If it's in the game, it's in the game. I'm gonna use that shit unless I personally hate the playstyle.

  • @marwanhamze6329
    @marwanhamze6329 3 місяці тому

    Didn't expect FFX music at 2:11.
    Btw hilarious and accurate video xD

  • @MrStealYoLighter
    @MrStealYoLighter 4 місяці тому

    You just earned a forever fan lmfaooooo

  • @ProdG315
    @ProdG315 2 роки тому +69

    0:12 I felt this on a spiritual level, I hate when someone walks in the room and all of a sudden decides to start watching me play, they be mad annoying for no reason.

    • @SirRageA-lot
      @SirRageA-lot 2 роки тому +11

      Well, atleast they dont actually beg for the controller, lol.

  • @martindjakovic7052
    @martindjakovic7052 2 роки тому +241

    It’s even worse when they complain about a game being too hard but they refuse to use the buffs and items the game gives you (e. g. status effects, summons, etc)

    • @galaxyvulture6649
      @galaxyvulture6649 Рік тому +13

      I'll admit I'm guilty, but I only complained about bosses just doing too much damage at the endgame with 40+ vigor. Older games never could one shot you in the base game and even bloodborne only had one boss do that and that boss couldn't do it with every attack.

    • @thetimehascome874
      @thetimehascome874 Рік тому +4

      ​@@galaxyvulture6649I adore elden ring, everything about it is just magical and this is the few problems that really stop it from being a masterpiece especially endgame in ng+5 and up good heavens💀

    • @samf.s.7731
      @samf.s.7731 Рік тому +3

      Yeah, which is why everytime I see someone screaming "Malenia is broken", I'm like "Skill issue".
      Because you bet I used a bleed build to beat her, and I don't feel sorry for it. She was definitely not broken, just difficult..
      The whole "hardest boss in the souls franchise" statement was correct.

    • @CaptainNingle
      @CaptainNingle Рік тому +16

      @@samf.s.7731 Spamming L2 takes a huge amount of skill

    • @Dios__Del__Rayo__
      @Dios__Del__Rayo__ Рік тому +5

      Lol no one who ever played a souls game thought Elden Ring was too hard. One of the biggest complaints fans of souls games had was that ER was so mind numbingly easy. That and the fact they completely fucked up the pvp

  • @merikijiya13
    @merikijiya13 9 місяців тому

    This man used all the forbidden techniques 😂

  • @Hashshashiyin
    @Hashshashiyin 9 місяців тому +1

    lmfao the hayley williams mix. wasnt expecting. love it

  • @justlivinglife1167
    @justlivinglife1167 11 місяців тому +48

    Its the condescending, passive aggressive voice for me tho😭I've seen some livestreams of what kind of gamers he's imitating and he's so on point 💀 lmao

  • @viiiRA_
    @viiiRA_ 2 роки тому +73

    The shade at Amazon warehouses! xD xD xD and the bleed damage joke xD
    This video is a masterpiece.

  • @OfficerDok1996
    @OfficerDok1996 3 місяці тому +2

    That comment in the video about having 60 hours to beat a boss and quiting your job kinda hit me hard. I have a very busy life and I work long hours, so I don't have as much time to play as other people. But I'm proud of how far I've got in the game and I have no shame in how I play. (Sorry if this comment sounded overly serious, but I'm just saying everyone plays differently)

  • @stasyanje4225
    @stasyanje4225 2 місяці тому

    That entrance 😂

  • @Thrasher424
    @Thrasher424 2 роки тому +788

    The FromSoft developers put all this broken stuff into the game on purpose. They literally balance the game around you having op stuff. It’s just up to the player to use it.

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 роки тому

      I create skits just like Cilvanis. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @Two-for-One_half-off
      @Two-for-One_half-off 2 роки тому +205

      *Silence, casual. Everyone knows you haven't actually beaten a SoulsBourne game until you've beaten every boss with a car battery clamped to your genetalia by jumper cables while two angry Armenian cab drivers shout angrily at each other over you directly in your ears.*

    • @TrashPanda90914
      @TrashPanda90914 2 роки тому +7

      @@Two-for-One_half-off Indeed.

    • @popopop984
      @popopop984 2 роки тому +28

      I like the fact there's no easy difficulty setting though, it means whoever gets through actually worked really hard to win. Easy modes might make the game accessible, but a necessary challenge always makes it rewarding to win rather than masochistic. Like "Why am I playing on hard mode, I should just switch to easy mode" haunting your mind.
      Keyword: Necessary, throwing away op stuff is pointless.

    • @masters3104
      @masters3104 2 роки тому +12

      I'd rather not have busted as sh spells and summons if it means the late game bosses don't move like Sekiro bosses.

  • @bernardheathaway9146
    @bernardheathaway9146 2 роки тому +23

    "This is like an Amazon factory job now" got me weak 🤣🤣

  • @Emmalition
    @Emmalition 3 місяці тому +1

    This is so fucking good😂

  • @Tiepps
    @Tiepps 3 місяці тому

    Most factual realistic video I've seen on UA-cam in a long time.

  • @DracobusterFlamingTiger
    @DracobusterFlamingTiger 2 роки тому +75

    "I can go get some tampons to go along with your bleed damage" is a crazy line.

  • @reesejohnson2788
    @reesejohnson2788 2 роки тому +36

    “You summoned the ginyu force bro!?” 😂
    As a new player of Souls games’, I need every advantage.

    • @Zoran69
      @Zoran69 2 роки тому +1

      I can respect that. Eventually you get good enough you will start challenge runs but a first playthrough is a once in a lifetime experience so enjoy using what makes it fun for you 😀👍

  • @gardena8843
    @gardena8843 2 місяці тому

    This is one of the best channels

  • @Nikanoru
    @Nikanoru 5 місяців тому

    "Man I need to level up or something" was so perfect.

  • @enymetouche2558
    @enymetouche2558 2 роки тому +101

    Behind all videos like this you can really tell just how mad Cilvanis really is.

  • @thespectaculargamernerd8114
    @thespectaculargamernerd8114 2 роки тому +77

    This escalated so damn quickly. 😂

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 роки тому +1

      Finally its here
      *ua-cam.com/video/vn8WdvkmTGs/v-deo.html*

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 роки тому

      I create skits just like Cilvanis. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @TrashPanda90914
      @TrashPanda90914 2 роки тому +5

      Tf is with these bots...

    • @thespectaculargamernerd8114
      @thespectaculargamernerd8114 2 роки тому

      @@TrashPanda90914 They're annoying yeah.

  • @overtured
    @overtured 5 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂 you're a legend mate. Best vid.

  • @dast8677
    @dast8677 5 місяців тому

    I LOVED the paramore reference, that was so funny

  • @maximumdon7637
    @maximumdon7637 2 роки тому +105

    I like how getting his arm chopped off is the least of his worries.
    He’s more worried about how he’s supposed to play the game in his current state rather than the fact he’s lost a crucial appendage.

  • @AEStatikz
    @AEStatikz 2 роки тому +35

    That "Ain't It Fun" parody is where I really lost it🤣🤣

  • @kevllie8396
    @kevllie8396 4 місяці тому

    The ginyu force line got me lol😂

  • @zackaryford3315
    @zackaryford3315 2 роки тому +67

    “Yeah isn’t this fun?!” Cracked me up. Love this video haha

  • @kylehalpern6695
    @kylehalpern6695 2 роки тому +155

    It's actually funny because I think the spirit ashes are the intended way to play the game.
    -You get the bell at the start
    -You are expected to find more summons as you explore
    -you are expected to level up the bell
    - and the game deliberately tells you whenever you can use it.
    -unlike prior souls games you can summon as many times as you want with no loss of a permanent resource unlike other souls games.
    - also many of the later game bosses feel balanced around summons.
    Not using core systems of the game is not developer intentions. That's a challenge run.

    • @isaacpresley717
      @isaacpresley717 2 роки тому +5

      You’re thinking of spirit ashes. Ashes of war are the special ability within a weapon that can be activated by using LT/L2, and to my knowledge do not make use of summoning nor the summoning bell.

    • @kylehalpern6695
      @kylehalpern6695 2 роки тому +4

      @@isaacpresley717 thanks

    • @anenemystand5582
      @anenemystand5582 2 роки тому +4

      I don't think spirit ashes are necessarily the intended way to play. They're simply another tool given to you early enough that you can start expirementing with it.
      I never invested in fp so I couldn't do much with them myself but I do like the two skelly spear men. They're squishy but their ability to regenerate makes them surprisingly useful as a constant decoy.

    • @kylehalpern6695
      @kylehalpern6695 2 роки тому +9

      @@flandretek I never said you couldn't play without them. I said not using core mechanics is a challenge run not impossible.
      You could similarly play the whole game without leveling up. You are not interacting with the core mechanic of leveling up and thus it is a challenge run so too for the summons.

    • @anenemystand5582
      @anenemystand5582 2 роки тому

      @@flandretek I don't think that's really true. I don't think the developer designed the game with me wearing a blind fold in mind so it clearly won't be balanced for that, but I can still do it.

  • @DibsEquipped
    @DibsEquipped 6 місяців тому

    That was really funny😂

  • @Liond4d
    @Liond4d 4 місяці тому

    😆😆😆😆 you killed me with the Paramore

  • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
    @rumplstiltztinkerstein 11 місяців тому +47

    Don't worry. This is what he says in public. When he is playing the game by himself, he is also spamming the cheese builds.

    • @jackcola5513
      @jackcola5513 2 місяці тому +1

      100% true half of reddit is using mimic but is also crying about it