"Comrade General! How is it you were unable to kill the capitalist dog Tanya Adams?!" "Comrade Premier...she was in water a few yards from the coast! What could mere soldiers do??" "By Stalin's beard..."
@@godkingtroycalypso877 ah yes... If you get shot, congrats, you made the enemy waste a bullet :) If you die, congrats, You get to join the sandbag division :)
This is why I love the map No Rest for the Wicked, it's ALL bridges, they make excellent choke points that prevent any rushes even against brutal enemies. Same reason I love bridge maps in other RTS games, like in Company of Heroes 1, there's the map Leon (there's a modded version too with 3 of the 4 bridges already blown up!), blow up 3 of the 4 bridges you make the middle a choke point with a sniper, machine gunner (preferably the mobile one with armor piercing rounds), and anti-tank gun, enemies have a hard time getting through (although frustratingly they tend to use super weapons or zerg rush certain tanks...).
@@Toffi yes, and demo charges for engineers! Some are indestructible however which is why it's good to have the 3 units I mentioned when artillery isn't active.
Why do I love this youtube channel so much... I always wondered what weird situations I could come up with... now I got this channel to fulfill it... thank you!
On the two bridge test, she actually would have been fine if she'd been a few spaces closer to the bridges. That would've prevented them from piling up on her.
Soviet army: We see we were wrong to expect the Allies commitment to at least match our own! Allied army: Doesn't it? I brought more soldiers than you did!
seal Walked up and stay by her side : ma'am tanya : what is it? seal : Little C4 on the bridge won't hurt right? tanya : heyyyy should have say that sooner
these games were great growing up, but that's because we didn't have anything else. I wish they actually bothered with the remasters such as improving pathfinding and fixing the bugs.
Untrue. In RA2 Guardian GI are the best anti tank defense alongside regular deployed GIs. Infantry like the Sniper or Seal can help rapidly level up an IFV Groups of anti air infantry are a cheap way to mass anti air vs. kirovs and such. Chrono legionaries can be placed inside battle fortresses alongside other infantry for a deadly shutdown unit that can win any 1vs1 against all but mind control units and some air. Yuri initiates are amazing in large numbers vs. alot of things and are insane when garrisoned. In RA3 the infantry only got better. Just gotta use them properly is all
if those soldiers would only stop going at her in pairs, but in a group of 4. she would die eventually. this is the problem with red alert, not using bridge space properly.
One Tanya can destroy an Apocalypse Tank because she carries C4 for vehicles and buildings, and an Apocalypse Tanks cannons are useless against infantry.
"Against infantry in choke points, always bring a Tanya" - Sun Tzu
Tanya is one of the terracotta warrior. That's the only explanation.
When did Sun Tzu say that lol
yes because they would 'choke' tanya instead of advancing 😉
"How do you choke something that has no gag reflex?" - Sun Tzu
"choke me daddy" - Padme Amidalla
I am amazed with Tanya's infinite ammo supply
She starred in Season 2 of The Walking Dead.
The infinite ammo cheat really comes in handy.
Also her reloading skills.
@@adalwolfhelthon749 Gordon Freeman trained her
She clearly got those pistols to be belt fed
"Comrade General! How is it you were unable to kill the capitalist dog Tanya Adams?!"
"Comrade Premier...she was in water a few yards from the coast! What could mere soldiers do??"
"By Stalin's beard..."
Comrade Stalin doesn't have a beard, only well maintained moustache.
Tanya didn't defend the bridge. It's the bridge that protects Tanya.
Well said
Agreed
That one conscript who killed Tanya:
"I am Tanya now."
No, that was Boris ^^
Tatiana...
You can see the unit pathfinding struggling with how to handle the bridge.
Romanov: I told you I was bringing a few (thousand) friends.
Tanya: You should have brought more.
Romanov: Ivan, bring everyone.
Ivan: everyone?
Romanov: EEEVERRRYYYOOOONNEEEE!!!!
Tanya: I don’t give a duck
┌( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿💥 (๏д๏)
Yuri: I have an army.
The allies: We have a Tanya.
Tanya's high tech guns vaporize the flesh of any Infantry leaving only the skeleton behind.
"Untouchable!"
She wasn't kidding.
Zhang Fei holds off Cao Cao's army at Chang Ban (colourized)
Amazing reference!🤣👍
Those conscripts would have done a lot better if they'd taken cover behind the wall of dead conscripts
I don't think bones can stop a bullet
The Russian army still works this way.
Ah, Death Korps of Krieg strategy eh?
@@_lynxninja_4783 A mountain of them can.
@@godkingtroycalypso877 ah yes...
If you get shot, congrats, you made the enemy waste a bullet :)
If you die, congrats, You get to join the sandbag division :)
This is why I love the map No Rest for the Wicked, it's ALL bridges, they make excellent choke points that prevent any rushes even against brutal enemies. Same reason I love bridge maps in other RTS games, like in Company of Heroes 1, there's the map Leon (there's a modded version too with 3 of the 4 bridges already blown up!), blow up 3 of the 4 bridges you make the middle a choke point with a sniper, machine gunner (preferably the mobile one with armor piercing rounds), and anti-tank gun, enemies have a hard time getting through (although frustratingly they tend to use super weapons or zerg rush certain tanks...).
For me in Coh the Artillery is king on bridge maps.
@@Toffi yes, and demo charges for engineers! Some are indestructible however which is why it's good to have the 3 units I mentioned when artillery isn't active.
Haven't played the game in decades but I still remember that map lol
Next: Can Navy Seal defend the Bridge? Vs 1000 Conscripts
As long as they bomb it, sure
Vs 1000 Tanyas
Probably not. SEALS have a huge attack delay compared to Tanya.
Can, if navy seal is max lv and only block 1 way. Because seal still can oneshot conscript like tanya
@@nguyenhuyduc9151 you're right, its in the next video
Can't believe I am still looking at Red Alert 2 content at 2023
Lol this was great. God I really want to play this amazing game again.
There probably won't be a Desolator version of this, because we all know what the answer will be.
Edit: I stand corrected.
A test for desolators without deployment could be still good to have.
"It will be a silent spring"
edit: you're standing in just the right spot.
Why do I love this youtube channel so much... I always wondered what weird situations I could come up with... now I got this channel to fulfill it... thank you!
Unhinged woman destroying an army of men.
*Slaying kinda hard.*
#00 Spartans? Nope... ONE TANYANS! This is TANYAAAAAA!!!!!!!
On the two bridge test, she actually would have been fine if she'd been a few spaces closer to the bridges. That would've prevented them from piling up on her.
Soviet army: We see we were wrong to expect the Allies commitment to at least match our own!
Allied army: Doesn't it? I brought more soldiers than you did!
King Leonidas of Sparta: Hold my beer...
Man, her wrist and hands and fingers must of been hell on her and imagine all the blood on that bridge and 1000 dead bodies just piled up on
That's some Bakhmut massacre vibes.
*Tanya can SWIM??*
Yep :) 👍
“Keep advancing, comrades! At some point her trigger fingers are going to cramp up!”
Tanya is overwhelmed, unlike the single bridge round.
Feels like Bakhmut all over again
if Tanya was a russian artillery, then yes, its accurate
If Tanya has a lifesteal weapon.
It would be different.
seal Walked up and stay by her side : ma'am
tanya : what is it?
seal : Little C4 on the bridge won't hurt right?
tanya : heyyyy should have say that sooner
1:13 Is how Soviets would take out the MG34/42s during WW2.
This is why holding a choke point is a major consideration in real life.
Reminds me of a poem where a single guy was defending against people coming to him on a bridge.
Wow
Russian (and soviet) strategy in a nutshell.
Single channel RAM vs dual channel RAM
“There their numbers will mean NOTHING.”
God forbid a 4 lane road can only fit 2 soldiers side by side 😂
You know, I played "House of the dead Overkill" on Nintendo Wii and I can tell you: firing guns so often really hurts in the fingers.
BRAZZZERS!
Random channel: "Can X happen?"
Random channel: *Also absolutely makes sure that X DOES happen, negative diff.*
For tank support always have Tanya, 3 navy seals , along with a sniper and you’re good .
Battle of Thermopylae in a nutshell.
“YEEAAAA BABY!”
wow crazy
1
"What's the matter? You can't stand the sight of a proud Nord woman?"
When there were two bridges, I realised even women can have a hard time trying to multitask.
Dr. Saitama might be disappointed
This recreation of the Kherson battle is outstanding. The ending is a "what if" tho
I am amazed how fast body's discover.
Is this cncnet or a different version? Cause your camera scrolling looks way smoother than mine
Aight, everyone line up, single file... HEY I SAID SINGLE FILE ò_ó
This is the real rambo
Conscripts' dying screams are MUSIC TO MY EARS.
Let the bodies hit the floor
The Bridge of Death
these games were great growing up, but that's because we didn't have anything else. I wish they actually bothered with the remasters such as improving pathfinding and fixing the bugs.
🤣 nope, nobody pass me 💪
Next video idea
Elite Boris and Elite Tanya Vs 1000 Conscripts
Pistols go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Man, you are so creative bro
ethot toying with her army of simps
Yeah, thats why I dont really bother with infantry in RA and CnC games....they are just a complete waste of supply.
Untrue.
In RA2 Guardian GI are the best anti tank defense alongside regular deployed GIs.
Infantry like the Sniper or Seal can help rapidly level up an IFV
Groups of anti air infantry are a cheap way to mass anti air vs. kirovs and such.
Chrono legionaries can be placed inside battle fortresses alongside other infantry for a deadly shutdown unit that can win any 1vs1 against all but mind control units and some air.
Yuri initiates are amazing in large numbers vs. alot of things and are insane when garrisoned.
In RA3 the infantry only got better.
Just gotta use them properly is all
she must be so sore afterwards. lol
Tanya casually floating with an entire arsenal in her pockets
Next video:
What happen if Tanya steal a rocketeer jetpack?
And can take passengers like Nighthawk Transport?
@@furtivetef805 No, but if a full Nighthawk shot like a BF?
It's raining MEN!
when fighting tanya, always bring a secondary bridge
Tanya defending the bridge like Zhang Fei
"This isn't a choke point. It's a meat grinder"
educational
Офигеть, так вдуматься… 1000 человек уложила
Таня уложила 1000 человек и Саша уложила 1000 человек, но есть нюанс…
i like the hills, how u made this game?
Heavy machine guns..⛏️⛏️
Tanya:you!!!!! shall not PASS!!!!!!!!!!
讚！
1 Tanya vs 1000 Simps
Average day in Bakhmut
4 lane bridge, okay boys this bridge is wide enough for single file, occasionally double file..
if those soldiers would only stop going at her in pairs, but in a group of 4. she would die eventually. this is the problem with red alert, not using bridge space properly.
Tanya with infinite supply of firepower
Getting into the water was really cheap man...
Main character in Anime belike :
For the Union!
Russian Battle Tactics
Tanya bad ass we love you 🥰
A moment of silence for all of the conscripts that thought they could defeat the allies 😔
This is so stupid. I love it.
I don't know how the soldiers' mothers think when their sons are used for the test
To find out, learn Russian and call a random number from Buryatia.
Perfect representation of capitalist efficiency
But 100 Tanya can't destroy Apocalypse Tank
One Tanya can destroy an Apocalypse Tank because she carries C4 for vehicles and buildings, and an Apocalypse Tanks cannons are useless against infantry.
desolator would be funny too
Looking forward for the Boris version.
Rest in peace ✌️ comrades. Rest in peace ✌️ poor souls.
Who would win, ALL zombies in The Walking Dead or
Tanya
Good thing Tanya has unlimited ammo
she got the bottomless pistol magazine
second scenario, but WITH A MEDIC !