You Think You Know Montana

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  • Опубліковано 21 лип 2014
  • Written/Edited/Directed- Landon Ashworth
    www.landonashworth.com
    You thought you knew Montana? Well suck it because this video proves you know NOTHING about Montana. NOTHING! #montana #montanatourism
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  • @leeannk3052
    @leeannk3052 7 років тому +158

    As a montanan, I am very grateful someone noticed our true history and culture

  • @Vondrell3335
    @Vondrell3335 8 років тому +115

    dear god, I'm from montana and I didn't know that the Templars had cleared us to release this information already! Cheers to being from Monatanyua

  • @wyatt7231
    @wyatt7231 8 років тому +99

    as a Montanan, every fact presented in this video is absolutely true

  • @MotherDodo
    @MotherDodo 8 років тому +201

    as a Montanan I can confirm this

  • @cadmiumandwilsin2993
    @cadmiumandwilsin2993 6 років тому +53

    We farm snow, you forgot to mention that.

    • @LandonAshworthDirects
      @LandonAshworthDirects  6 років тому +7

      that's implied... now go watch our rhode island one!

    • @jamiewickens3508
      @jamiewickens3508 2 роки тому +2

      @@LandonAshworthDirects I personally live in Eastnorth eastwest westwest monmanna

  • @sparetire3141
    @sparetire3141 8 років тому +62

    Being from Montana, I can tell you that everything you hear in this video is 100% true, I can even confirm that the Germany shaped hole is still there! It's right outside of Libya, which is just outside of Helena.

    • @LandonAshworthDirects
      @LandonAshworthDirects  8 років тому +9

      Great to hear fact checking !!!

    • @fostermonster8568
      @fostermonster8568 2 роки тому +3

      we have a sub language montannanananian. we spell it so we are better than Mississippi, by our ocean in west montana.

  • @nicolel.2398
    @nicolel.2398 7 років тому +37

    Dude, HOW does this not have more views or subscriptions? This is the funniest crap I've seen in like a year. I love it, you are amazing.

    • @LandonAshworthDirects
      @LandonAshworthDirects  7 років тому +3

      no YOU are amazing

    • @loreyslair8358
      @loreyslair8358 4 роки тому

      Nicole, how does it not have more views? Because everyone is watching this one: ua-cam.com/video/HyLMwzDR4qY/v-deo.html

  • @travisboose9444
    @travisboose9444 2 роки тому +9

    I’ve lived in Montana my whole life and can 100% testify that the historical content here is astonishingly accurate!

  • @itsjusttoxix9325
    @itsjusttoxix9325 8 років тому +29

    Understatement of the year. I DIED laughing while watching it the first time, and my family played it at my funeral, which then brought me back in an ill-timed miracle act.
    They spent big on the reception.

    • @itsjusttoxix9325
      @itsjusttoxix9325 8 років тому

      These are freakin' hilarious. Please make more!

    • @LandonAshworthDirects
      @LandonAshworthDirects  8 років тому +1

      we did... did you watch ToxixTheTenaciously TyrannicalTheorist california?

    • @itsjusttoxix9325
      @itsjusttoxix9325 8 років тому

      I did. It was great, XD. Where do you get the ideas for all of these?

    • @LandonAshworthDirects
      @LandonAshworthDirects  8 років тому

      +ToxixTheTenaciously TyrannicalTheorist no clue... Been doing it for years and just shoot whatever is on my mind

    • @itsjusttoxix9325
      @itsjusttoxix9325 8 років тому

      Wow, well, however you do it, I know it's a lot better than I could do.

  • @stephenbutler9432
    @stephenbutler9432 7 років тому +40

    I actually live in Kalispell, and there is this small coffee shop downtown. That has the best Kofeetoes,they are just amazing.

    • @LandonAshworthDirects
      @LandonAshworthDirects  7 років тому +2

      Try them at Husbys bar and grill!!

    • @layeredchip3220
      @layeredchip3220 7 років тому +6

      Stephen Butler since when did kalispell have things?

    • @stephenbutler9432
      @stephenbutler9432 7 років тому +10

      since august 1st, 2016. before then there was nothing but wagon trails, and wild bear chases.

    • @Sirtalksalot92
      @Sirtalksalot92 6 років тому +1

      Dat Whitefish doe
      👉💦💦💦💦💦💦💦👌

    • @dragontea44
      @dragontea44 6 років тому +2

      Stephen Butler those where the great quarterly bear butt'on tossing gladiator Olympics, sad the bears had to move on-to racing cars. Such great times

  • @kylerebo5261
    @kylerebo5261 5 років тому +6

    As another montanyun, you missed one point; our original name. “Montucky”, which was changed when the government decided to remove what is now Kentucky, and transport it to where Kentucky is now; this renaming montucky to montanyuh.

  • @danbrown3528
    @danbrown3528 6 років тому +15

    "You don't know shit about Montana" LMAO Greetings from Montana.👍😜

  • @hilldo69
    @hilldo69 8 років тому +10

    Living in Butte, MT, this is absolutely hilarious! Well done, Landon Ashworth, well done indeed!!

    • @LandonAshworthDirects
      @LandonAshworthDirects  8 років тому +1

      If you liked this... Watch the new one!! ua-cam.com/video/mOB35IR8oMg/v-deo.html

    • @hilldo69
      @hilldo69 8 років тому

      Ashworth Comedy That was hilarious! The Jurassic Park Isle Nublar theme was a nice touch. Keep up the good work and I look forward to Wyoming! You should do Colorado, next...just sayin'

  • @mtplainsman1068
    @mtplainsman1068 7 років тому +21

    I'm quite surprised... I find this video to be fairly acurite. However, MT's Great Pyramids are no longer barren these days, as they are covered with thick stands of Cottonwood Spruce and huge snow fields draping the tops.

    • @LandonAshworthDirects
      @LandonAshworthDirects  7 років тому +3

      MTplainsman thank you for the update… I'll update board of tourism on this new interesting tidbit

  • @yex9069
    @yex9069 6 років тому +11

    I just came to Montana about 2 months ago and I expect great things from it after seeing this- I can't wait to see the Nile River

  • @TheMrPits
    @TheMrPits 6 років тому +6

    This video was very helpful in training our out-of-state staff for our summer season. Hope there is some extra room in those tree houses.

  • @USSIowa-zg1yq
    @USSIowa-zg1yq 2 роки тому +5

    As a Montanan, this is 100% accurate.

  • @TinaMaughan
    @TinaMaughan 7 років тому +2

    Omg! Tooo funny! I was looking for drone footage of western Montana for my soon to be youtube channel and stumbled on this. At first I had the volume off and I was a bit confused lol. Love this!

  • @Honesta
    @Honesta 7 років тому +13

    As a MONYANAN this is definitely true. I have to go, can't write long comments because my treehouse runs 110% on the power of squirrels and they are starting to throw acorns at me...

  • @AustinMcGrannLive
    @AustinMcGrannLive 7 років тому +28

    I die of laughter every time I watch this. I too live in the tree houses of the sub saharan desert ocean flats of the cambogian monanna

  • @samantharosebrock7069
    @samantharosebrock7069 6 років тому +2

    I’m from Roberts, I moved to South Carolina and had a friend tag me in this. I died of laughter.

  • @kirstelon
    @kirstelon 7 років тому +4

    I'm a Montanan and have lived in Montana my whole life!! I didn't know any of this, thanks for the education! welp time to eat some koffeetos

  • @NathanWood23
    @NathanWood23 3 роки тому +3

    God I love history

  • @Sirtalksalot92
    @Sirtalksalot92 6 років тому +2

    I'm from Helena, and this is 100% accurate and true.

  • @nightmareA7X100
    @nightmareA7X100 8 років тому +2

    I just saw this on facebook and laughed my ass off lol. funny it's got almost 400k views on fb you should make another one this was hilarious hahaha.

  • @bootsgonesavage
    @bootsgonesavage 10 років тому +7

    I thought I new onahhuh. I didn't, but thanks to this educational video I now know motanna better than anybody!

  • @sokka1005
    @sokka1005 Рік тому +1

    I have been looking for this video for 5 years and I am dying of laughter

  • @paxophoneproductions5334
    @paxophoneproductions5334 7 років тому +8

    I could watch this all day

  • @maureenseel118
    @maureenseel118 6 років тому +8

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA From Zoo town....(Missoula). This is hilarious.

  • @Littlekingglory
    @Littlekingglory 2 роки тому

    Absolutely perfectly the best!!! Cheers to you Landon Ashworth!

  • @anthonyharmon9265
    @anthonyharmon9265 6 місяців тому +2

    Now hold on a damn minute....I live in North Carolina, have for 52 years...and your telling me we're neigjbors??? Holy shit man....that makes me happy!

  • @danielreese5723
    @danielreese5723 6 років тому +2

    As a native and life long Montanyun, I can attest to the absolute accuracy of this video.

  • @Toad_Man
    @Toad_Man 8 років тому +10

    I eat Kofeetoes every day here.

  • @CyclicMac
    @CyclicMac Рік тому

    Dude where do u get your information?

  • @Haha-qj8th
    @Haha-qj8th 4 місяці тому

    I love your videos! But because of my phone it wont let me watch all of it since it has profanity, if you could make a clean cersion of new york or Montana that would be amazing.!

  • @melancholyskies6523
    @melancholyskies6523 7 років тому +2

    if I heard Montana one more time, I'm sure I would've cried..

  • @layeredchip3220
    @layeredchip3220 7 років тому +2

    This is accurate

  • @Korbino
    @Korbino 7 місяців тому

    Hello, I'm Landon Ashworth, curator and the head of tourism for the great state of Montana, and I bet you think you know Montana. In Montana everyone sounds like I do, we call it a Montanian accent, as a homage to the state's original name: Montanyuh meaning The Bringer of Kofeetoes, which is Montanian for Toebeedetowyohanna which is Cherokee for glacier which is French for cat and cat is Chinese for food. AND YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW MONTANUH, Montana was adopted into the union in 1889, 12 years before Columbus sailed for Spain, the highest point in Montana is granite peak which is 432,321 feet taller than Mt. Everest(if measured from the top down(In meters)) The Noxon Dam in eastern southern eastern west Montana provides the power for the entire state, the water that powers the massive Noxon Dam generators come from the Nile River in Africa which is piped in from the Indian Ocean by two massive Pratt & Whitney Lawnmower engines measuring 4 CCs a piece by way of our neighboring state North Carolina. AND YOU THOUGHT CHEW KNEW MONTANNA. Montana is a lawless, but God fearing state, God of course being introduced to Montana in 1884 by president John F* Kennedy. Our largest export is rocks. Geermany was discovered in Montana in 1773 by Heins Hetler Stevens who transported the mineral rich country back to Europe before then where Germany is now was just a Germany shaped hole two meters deep and one meter across which smelled faintly of tulips and future oppression. HENNDD EWW OUGH EWW NEW ONAHHUHH EGGGHHRRRRR, There are roughly 682 bears per citizen in Montana which is a citizenship of exactly 590 million people 832 people living in the capital city of Helena and the other 589 million 999 thousand 168 living in the treehouses of the Sub-Saharan Desert Ocean Flats of the Cambodian Montana. AND YOUHEWWW HAWACH CHEW NEW MONMANNA, YOU DON'T KNOW SH*T ABOUT MONTANA. The great pyramids of Egypt are in Montana; nestled in the river valley of the Egyptian Montanyuh so aptly named for Kofeetoes as previously mentioned, were you paying attention I mentioned Kofeetoes? I bet you were. The bears in Montana are extremely friendly except for this one, Bert who is a giant as*. ANNE YOU THAWT YOU NEW Montana.

    • @LandonAshworthDirects
      @LandonAshworthDirects  7 місяців тому

      Why did you spend all that time writing that out???

    • @Korbino
      @Korbino 6 місяців тому

      @@LandonAshworthDirects because, sometimes I think back to this video, and I decided that it needed lyrics of course.

  • @apollob1517
    @apollob1517 2 роки тому +2

    As a montanan I can 100% back this up.

  • @ethanhill8743
    @ethanhill8743 5 років тому +2

    As I’m on Canyon I love this video everything in it is 100% true to the upmost confidence of the Cambodian ocean flats

  • @anus4114
    @anus4114 Рік тому

    This is the most Montana sense of humor I’ve ever seen

  • @ragtagcarter2407
    @ragtagcarter2407 7 років тому +2

    I live in Montana and I can confirm that this is very true

  • @bigsky5248
    @bigsky5248 Рік тому +2

    Also a Montanyun, can confirm.

  • @brendachilds3704
    @brendachilds3704 7 років тому +1

    WE NEED MORE OF THESE

  • @j-boy1316
    @j-boy1316 8 років тому +4

    this is something only TRUE montanan vets will get

  • @verenapearl7535
    @verenapearl7535 7 років тому +2

    Living in Montana, this is one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen!😂😂

  • @casualcoma
    @casualcoma 5 років тому +1

    As a Montanan like much of the comment section, I love this video and will be sending it to everyone I know, thanks you.

  • @jamiewickens3508
    @jamiewickens3508 2 роки тому +2

    I just moved to Montana and the great pyramids are a great sight from germany

  • @TheMontanaMan
    @TheMontanaMan 2 роки тому +1

    I'm The Montana Man, and I approve this message!

  • @WhatTheHeck1290
    @WhatTheHeck1290 8 років тому +3

    fucking amazing , Cheers from Missoula!

    • @Jackrussellover1
      @Jackrussellover1 7 років тому +3

      NiftyTan NO A GRIZ CHEERS FROM BOZEMAN

    • @Sirtalksalot92
      @Sirtalksalot92 6 років тому

      Helena is the real gem. We have Lewis And Clark Brewing Company

  • @fostermonster8568
    @fostermonster8568 2 роки тому +2

    after all that I see a video of top 10 reasons not to go to montana

  • @TheAlistewart2003
    @TheAlistewart2003 5 років тому +1

    Thats my UNCLE SPEAKIN' Y'all!

  • @Adalae.s_world
    @Adalae.s_world 9 днів тому

    As a montanan, I can confirm this is our history, and burt is the sweetest bear I've ever met❤

  • @011022033011022033
    @011022033011022033 8 років тому +2

    I can't stop saying Monntanaaaa

  • @shadowwing6408
    @shadowwing6408 4 роки тому +1

    I love this video as a Montanain an this is the most that this great state as been recognized

  • @Nt249
    @Nt249 3 роки тому +1

    As a Montanan, I can confirm that every single thing said in this video is incredibly true

  • @Opalsauce
    @Opalsauce 2 роки тому

    Wow! I never knew! I thought I knew my own state. I didn’t know that granite peak was 43200321 feet taller than Mount Everest!

  • @King-bs7yw
    @King-bs7yw 8 років тому

    geez i live in montana i still dod not know about this

  • @joecan1064
    @joecan1064 5 років тому

    Has anyone made a gif of this?

  • @WanderingWendigo
    @WanderingWendigo 8 місяців тому +1

    Bout time we got sum recognition

  • @clharriable
    @clharriable 2 місяці тому

    As a Montanan I can say this video is 100 percent true!!

  • @landonstubbs802
    @landonstubbs802 Рік тому +1

    Bears are very friendly

  • @thesaltiestspoon
    @thesaltiestspoon 6 років тому

    Oh god, I remember this from like 5th grade

  • @Marcuscrixus
    @Marcuscrixus 5 років тому +1

    At least he pronounced Helena right!!

  • @timberwolfe5288
    @timberwolfe5288 7 років тому +1

    I'm a Montanan... Definitely the the best thing on the internet right now! 😂

  • @Low_cops
    @Low_cops 3 роки тому +2

    43 truths and one lie. Figure it out yourself

  • @CaptainD73
    @CaptainD73 3 місяці тому +1

    I can confirm the bears

  • @tonyjokster55
    @tonyjokster55 6 років тому

    i thought i knew montananananan, but i was wrong

  • @brosiah17
    @brosiah17 6 років тому +1

    Guess what? I live in a treehouse in the Subsaharan desert ocean flats of Cambogian Monhanna

  • @lemontlucas3118
    @lemontlucas3118 8 років тому

    Can you do Washington State please?

  • @tracehenson3436
    @tracehenson3436 3 роки тому +1

    We watched this in class

  • @myysticranger
    @myysticranger 8 років тому +2

    I am a Montanan...I love Kofeetoes!! lol

  • @nightmareA7X100
    @nightmareA7X100 8 років тому

    make one about wyoming haha.

  • @Ddghtd
    @Ddghtd 8 років тому +2

    I nearly died at cat is Chinese for food and everywhere else

  • @thespaghettiman3740
    @thespaghettiman3740 4 роки тому

    Defenitly amigo

  • @sinokomp
    @sinokomp 8 років тому +1

    very funny

  • @jondecker3360
    @jondecker3360 8 років тому

    This is absolutely perfect!

  • @MG-kj2fx
    @MG-kj2fx 6 років тому

    Lol. Awesome

  • @meharu4
    @meharu4 3 роки тому +1

    So that is how flatheadlake was made! It was when Germany learned to get the fuck out lol 😆

  • @trevinwarburton6758
    @trevinwarburton6758 6 років тому

    What about the hi line I grew up on the hi line and we own a ranch in the hi line

  • @lauripulley6366
    @lauripulley6366 4 роки тому

    my friend showed me this'

  • @LandonAshworthDirects
    @LandonAshworthDirects  7 років тому +4

    PLEASE SUBSCRIBE MORE

    • @evan5610
      @evan5610 6 років тому +1

      Ashworth Comedy No comments? Ok I will be first

  • @_Mordion_
    @_Mordion_ 6 років тому

    I felt stupider after watching this. Thanks!

  • @daotterfreak
    @daotterfreak 8 років тому +1

    What's the music used in this?

  • @generalkaydawg
    @generalkaydawg 3 роки тому +1

    Im from montana, and you didmy boy bert the bear dirty, hes not that bad when you get to know him

  • @lanegarciasplashsquadfan7716
    @lanegarciasplashsquadfan7716 7 років тому

    My state!!

  • @EnderLorddoesXbox
    @EnderLorddoesXbox 5 років тому +1

    I’m proud to be a Montanan

  • @LandonAshworthDirects
    @LandonAshworthDirects  10 років тому +10

    Watch my new video.. you'll laugh

    • @myysticranger
      @myysticranger 8 років тому +1

      +Ashworth Comedy don't worry..this has the ability to go viral.

    • @The_Brickishaw
      @The_Brickishaw 8 років тому +1

      +Ashworth Comedy You need to do a series of these Tourism videos and one of them will go viral.

    • @TwiztedNightwolf666
      @TwiztedNightwolf666 7 років тому +1

      do one on Michigan, I'm living in Montana going on four years now but one on my home state would be amazing and hilarious just like this video 😂😂😂

  • @admiralpavelnakhimov8755
    @admiralpavelnakhimov8755 3 роки тому

    These are facts

  • @vinny5085
    @vinny5085 3 роки тому

    Can confirm.

  • @evaniverson9597
    @evaniverson9597 6 років тому

    We dont talk like that

  • @ReallyReal_1
    @ReallyReal_1 6 років тому

    I was directed here by people of the great country of Montana

  • @cellardoor2883
    @cellardoor2883 7 років тому

    I thought I knew..

  • @NautilusConquest
    @NautilusConquest 5 років тому

    I can confirm

  • @maggienay1828
    @maggienay1828 6 років тому

    I live in Montana

  • @YoungenColin
    @YoungenColin 7 років тому

    i live in montana i understand it and i know it

  • @williebudz
    @williebudz 7 років тому

    would it be possible to get a step by step of your thought process in making this video?

    • @LandonAshworthDirects
      @LandonAshworthDirects  7 років тому +1

      i wrote the dialogue in about 10 minutes when I was bored.. then spent the next 8 hours downloading videos off youtube to make it all make sense.. pieced it all together.. .added graphics and then posted.

  • @bunkusboo
    @bunkusboo 6 років тому

    I thought I knew MnTanhieh. I did not.

  • @Bear54497
    @Bear54497 2 роки тому

    As a Montanan I can confirm all of this is true 😂

  • @commentsboardreferee7434
    @commentsboardreferee7434 5 років тому

    I'm so moving to Montagna it's not even funny.