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  • Опубліковано 10 вер 2020
  • So this is a thing that's trending on Twitter so i used my Couch Gag account to do this with Homer Simpson
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  • @Paragon._.
    @Paragon._. 3 роки тому +1156

    The part where Homer says S-M-R-T is a general mistake made by the voice actor, but was kept to match Homer’s stupidity

    • @Sflreaction
      @Sflreaction 3 роки тому +72

      You mean genuine?

    • @randomguyontheinternet7940
      @randomguyontheinternet7940 3 роки тому +58

      I mean SMRT rhymes or flows better. Funny how a mistake makes one of the shows most memorable jokes.

    • @zagur333
      @zagur333 3 роки тому +11

      S M R T means death in my language

    • @borntoclimb7116
      @borntoclimb7116 3 роки тому +3

      yes

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 3 роки тому +5

      That was a smrt call- I mean- DOH

  • @inkiepie2259
    @inkiepie2259 3 роки тому +245

    The amount of these that are from the sugar episode is astounding

    • @tamagoame
      @tamagoame 3 роки тому +10

      Ikr! I didn't realise how popular that episode was.....

    • @venom8771
      @venom8771 3 роки тому

      What's the episode? I actually don't think I've seen it

    • @Freshlydeliveredegg
      @Freshlydeliveredegg 3 роки тому +1

      @@venom8771 Lisa's rival

  • @chlobe502
    @chlobe502 3 роки тому +1115

    was very much expecting "saxomophone" to be in here

  • @anthonyg13emergencyvideos
    @anthonyg13emergencyvideos 3 роки тому +199

    2:15
    "20 dollars can buy many peanuts"
    "explain how"
    "money can be exchanged for goods and services"
    "woohoo"

  • @hughjass8502
    @hughjass8502 3 роки тому +588

    "he who is tired of Weird Al, is tired of life"
    - Homer Jay Simpson

  • @Deathly_Doodles
    @Deathly_Doodles 3 роки тому +1051

    Homer is my father in a nutshell

  • @Mac_RM
    @Mac_RM 3 роки тому +130

    *Playing Blackjack*
    Dealer: “Nineteen”
    Homer: “Hit me”
    Dealer: “Twenty”
    Homer: “Hit me”
    Dealer: “Twenty one”
    Homer: “Hit Me”
    Dealer: “Twenty two”
    Homer: “D’OH!”

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank 3 роки тому +2

      The odds of getting three aces in a row tho

    • @AlienGreg
      @AlienGreg 2 роки тому +1

      @@DrRank fr tho

  • @kaileyanne4839
    @kaileyanne4839 3 роки тому +380

    2:09 this whole little clip is so fantastic. Homer barging in but whispering as to not alarm Bart. Homer thinking the boogeyman (or boogeymen) is real. Barts pure horrified scream.

    • @tetristime9691
      @tetristime9691 3 роки тому +7

      It hurt me do not hear it end off with Barts scream

    • @ajfrommillay3766
      @ajfrommillay3766 3 роки тому +5

      Im reminded of "BART YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?" LOL

  • @kevinmerlos409
    @kevinmerlos409 3 роки тому +80

    “ you do your job really half-assed. That’s the American way”
    Damn homer really is an American hero

    • @mega6662
      @mega6662 Рік тому +3

      Ironically theres a like one hour video about how Homer’s enemy is perfect since Frank Grimmes is the classic hard working American hero and Homer is the Modern American hero abusing the abusive system to come out in top

    • @futrey9353
      @futrey9353 Рік тому

      @@mega6662 that would surely be this one:
      ua-cam.com/video/Tq-qU_GCCLI/v-deo.html

  • @omershaik6374
    @omershaik6374 3 роки тому +456

    0:25 homer: *describes an italian strike* That's the american way!

  • @thegamerzonewithgrimmxiii
    @thegamerzonewithgrimmxiii 3 роки тому +252

    (In Hit N' Run) Homer once said, "I need your help, my car is uhhh.....sleeping."

    • @darlenebuck9912
      @darlenebuck9912 3 роки тому +12

      or"Bart did it" when either hit someone or kicked them."can you come get me I'll pay you in back rubs"

    • @ShadowReaperX07
      @ShadowReaperX07 3 роки тому +7

      My Bikini zone is chafing.

    • @darlenebuck9912
      @darlenebuck9912 3 роки тому +5

      @@ShadowReaperX07 "everyone sucks but me" or"hehe you're dumber than I am"

    • @Vitorio582
      @Vitorio582 3 роки тому +5

      I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer

    • @oisinmaccumhaill7037
      @oisinmaccumhaill7037 3 роки тому +3

      Or when he’s talking to Ralph - “Hello, sweet son of the Chief’s little angel.”

  • @ladymonds4936
    @ladymonds4936 3 роки тому +16

    The fact Homer had a point at 1:39 makes the scene even funnier

  • @worldsboss
    @worldsboss 3 роки тому +147

    “That was it Homer; the smartest thing you’ll ever say and nobody heard it.”
    I actually learned some of my childhood life lessons from this man 😂

  • @Thebigdog_1984
    @Thebigdog_1984 3 роки тому +83

    I can not beleive the all time best quote didnt make it into this vid
    " You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel"

  • @KaleBennett
    @KaleBennett 3 роки тому +13

    2:01 I really like the detail of Marge's eyes changing in the mirror when Homer leaves

  • @blukester7994
    @blukester7994 3 роки тому +45

    3:16 I like how Flanders is just sitting there smiling

    • @darlenebuck9912
      @darlenebuck9912 2 роки тому

      or when he finally loses it and takes his frustration out on everyone in Springfield

  • @fatherdog346
    @fatherdog346 3 роки тому +10

    i was kinda expecting
    "BART, DO YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?"
    to be on the list

    • @evilkitsune9968
      @evilkitsune9968 2 роки тому

      Maybe people commented before and he didn't see it. I do think it's cool that he's using scenes from what people mentioned in the comments.

  • @i.m.evilhomer5084
    @i.m.evilhomer5084 3 роки тому +34

    1:48 Nothing makes me more happy than a variation on "mmm, X" my favourite being "mmm... Pistol Whip!".

  • @NasByTheWay24
    @NasByTheWay24 3 роки тому +11

    "Go Kill Moe" to "Oh No You Don't! That trampoline is MINE!" is the funniest sequence I have ever seen in any of these kinds of videos

  • @thomassylvester9484
    @thomassylvester9484 3 роки тому +7

    "What's the point in going out? We're just gonna wind up back here."

  • @jonathancartwheelfruitloop3071
    @jonathancartwheelfruitloop3071 3 роки тому +53

    “Marge is Lisa at camp Granada ?”

  • @anthonyg13emergencyvideos
    @anthonyg13emergencyvideos 3 роки тому +20

    2:38 "go crazy?''
    "don't mind if I DOOOO RAAABLMDMDLAH LA LO LA LO A HUBUDUH"
    "AHHHHHHH"

  • @chriswelcome8102
    @chriswelcome8102 3 роки тому +21

    2:44 I honestly didn't remember the part about the toaster but this made me laugh harder than anything else

  • @evangeliaiscoolscrewu
    @evangeliaiscoolscrewu 3 роки тому +18

    I can’t stop thinking about the clip at 1:53

  • @LeahsLifeYT
    @LeahsLifeYT 3 роки тому +103

    Thank you for using my D'oh! 4:04 look ma, i'm on tv!
    I love these XD

  • @t1gd
    @t1gd 3 роки тому +116

    3:28 Damn, what a savage.

    • @AFrozen-Rv
      @AFrozen-Rv 3 роки тому +5

      3:27

    • @t1gd
      @t1gd 2 роки тому +1

      @@AFrozen-Rv I meant Homer ramming into another car.

  • @pinkgirl294
    @pinkgirl294 2 роки тому +2

    One of my favourite Homer Simpson quotes is: *BART, DO YOU WANT SOME BROWNIES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?!*

  • @thesejokesarentfunnyyetthe9522
    @thesejokesarentfunnyyetthe9522 3 роки тому +50

    1:45 is an NSFW account and I don’t know why but I have to fucking laugh at that-

  • @k.r.jrandomchannel8022
    @k.r.jrandomchannel8022 3 роки тому +53

    1:08
    Remember on the news once, someone spoilt endgame coming out of the cinema and someone in the line kicked the crap out of em?

    • @MortanAMrk
      @MortanAMrk 3 роки тому +7

      who cares that was a boring movie anyways

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 3 роки тому +7

      Spoler for Endgame
      Thanos was an idiot.

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 3 роки тому +10

      @@MortanAMrk
      You’re opinion is noted and ignored

    • @Chris-mc2dt
      @Chris-mc2dt 3 роки тому +1

      @@s.nifrum4580
      “Fuck those shitty marvel movies those movies suck my asssssssssssss”
      -Martin Scorsese

    • @protector_of_the_realms
      @protector_of_the_realms 3 роки тому

      @@Chris-mc2dt he didn’t say that and he was referring to all superhero movies including the Dark Knight lol. He also admitted not having not even seen many, he probably only saw Batman and Robin and nothing else lol. He was obviously just speaking nonsense and salty. I mean he said that they didn’t study the psychology of human nature but that’s actually the whole point of the fundamentals to a superhero origin. What makes them do that? What justifies and provokes these two extremes. Heck the main core of the MCU is all about psychological differences and disconnect and it has an abundance of complex themes and motifs explored in each film, otherwise they’d resonate with absolutely no one and they wouldn’t have had any commercial or more importantly critical success to begin with

  • @Mebzy
    @Mebzy 3 роки тому +9

    Holy shit, I completely forgot about the "fiddle de dee" scene where he puts his foot all the way through a nail. I laughed so hard at that bit!

  • @mzov_1724
    @mzov_1724 3 роки тому +8

    2:51 "It has gotten out of hand."

  • @thegamerzonewithgrimmxiii
    @thegamerzonewithgrimmxiii 3 роки тому +49

    Homer once said, "Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Ho-Ju!"

  • @thegamerzonewithgrimmxiii
    @thegamerzonewithgrimmxiii 3 роки тому +5

    Homer once said, "He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life."

  • @Ace_k_
    @Ace_k_ 3 роки тому +2

    "I hope i didn't brain my damage". These episodes bro.

  • @tb3411
    @tb3411 3 роки тому +13

    Where's my burrito?
    Where's my burrito?
    Where's my burrito?

  • @WlngDlngBat
    @WlngDlngBat 3 роки тому +44

    Does anyone remember when he sang "If Ever I Would Leave You"?

  • @RubysMagic
    @RubysMagic 3 роки тому +3

    3:41 my favorite quote lol

  • @DemiTrusdale3
    @DemiTrusdale3 3 роки тому +4

    I still remember
    “Silly wabbit, KICKS are for RIBS!

  • @troperhghar9898
    @troperhghar9898 3 роки тому +8

    This is how make a show last 30+ years

  • @SimpIySimpIe
    @SimpIySimpIe 3 роки тому +10

    3:12 he looks handsome

  • @GrandSupremeDaddyo
    @GrandSupremeDaddyo 3 роки тому +4

    2:15 might be my favourite gag in Simpsons history:
    *Aww, 20 dollars? But I wanted a peanut.*
    "20 dollars can buy many peanuts."
    *Huh? Explain!*
    "Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
    *Woo Woo!!!*
    *Sprints away with the $20
    *Slips on peanut
    *Loses $20

  • @ratboygirl
    @ratboygirl 3 роки тому +10

    his quotes are so chaotic

  • @anominon
    @anominon 3 роки тому +8

    "OOH, floor pie!" was one of my favourites

  • @granthill4252
    @granthill4252 3 роки тому +7

    His brain is really something.... innovative

  • @mobberswashere
    @mobberswashere 3 роки тому +27

    Even though i haven’t watch the simpsons
    I love Homer

    • @bomoore9872
      @bomoore9872 3 роки тому +9

      you havent...watched the simpsons?! man u gotta get on that

    • @mobberswashere
      @mobberswashere 3 роки тому +2

      @@bomoore9872 well i will now!

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl 3 роки тому +2

      really?? never???

    • @DTheAustralian
      @DTheAustralian 3 роки тому +3

      just make sure not to wuss out by stopping at season 9. not every episode post s9-12 is bad, you might find something you like- plus you can't properly enjoy the good without the bad, hah.

  • @Jessebonnie
    @Jessebonnie 2 роки тому +2

    And that's why Homer is my favorite character

  • @dummy3467
    @dummy3467 3 роки тому +5

    0:46 For real though, this was probably one of the most SMARTEST things Homer has said, despite it being a mistake.

  • @_.izxy.edits.stuff._
    @_.izxy.edits.stuff._ 2 роки тому +1

    It’s nice to know that homer is a straight ally

  • @theunknownstuntman4010
    @theunknownstuntman4010 3 роки тому +10

    I'm sure I'm forgetting something
    *pick up Bart, pick up bart*
    Pick a bar, what the hell is pick a bar

  • @battlesheep2552
    @battlesheep2552 3 роки тому +3

    "trying is the first step towards failure"

  • @Eantrin
    @Eantrin 3 роки тому +1

    0:46 I REALLY hope someone replied "That's a RIGHT triangle ya idiot!"

  • @mr.littleredemption4097
    @mr.littleredemption4097 3 роки тому +1

    "You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel."

  • @ph0n1xz
    @ph0n1xz 3 роки тому +3

    1:36
    Comrade Homer

  • @cornishphilosopher
    @cornishphilosopher 2 роки тому +1

    Homer "I'm going to Clown College!"
    Bart "I don't think any of us expected him to say that. "

  • @onionknight8128
    @onionknight8128 2 роки тому +1

    2:48 And I quote "SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! MY CAR!"

  • @benwalker27
    @benwalker27 3 роки тому +2

    My favourite quote is "just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand"

  • @Mac_RM
    @Mac_RM 3 роки тому +1

    “You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel”

  • @Theinanimatecarbongod
    @Theinanimatecarbongod 3 місяці тому

    This man DESERVES a "once said" video!!

  • @WARPEDGOON
    @WARPEDGOON 3 роки тому +1

    The ammount of sugar ones in this is hilarious

  • @troystaunton254
    @troystaunton254 3 роки тому +2

    Homer: you didn’t thank me!
    Marge: you didn’t do anything!!
    Homer: I like being thanked.

  • @arturoalonzo334
    @arturoalonzo334 3 роки тому +1

    Wise words from Mr. Simpson

  • @Freshlydeliveredegg
    @Freshlydeliveredegg 3 роки тому +15

    “Lisa just because your 12 foot tall doesn’t mean you can tell me what to do!”

    • @umairashraf5167
      @umairashraf5167 3 роки тому +1

      Skinner! What are you doing in a youtube comment section?

    • @Freshlydeliveredegg
      @Freshlydeliveredegg 3 роки тому +2

      @@umairashraf5167 uh...you know ....one thing I shoul-.... excuse me for one second

    • @umairashraf5167
      @umairashraf5167 3 роки тому +1

      @@Freshlydeliveredegg good lord what is happening in there!

    • @Freshlydeliveredegg
      @Freshlydeliveredegg 3 роки тому

      @@umairashraf5167 aurora borealis

    • @umairashraf5167
      @umairashraf5167 3 роки тому

      @@Freshlydeliveredegg a.....AURORA BOREALIS,AT THIS TIME OF YEAR,AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN
      YOUR KITCHEN

  • @paperluigi7-672
    @paperluigi7-672 3 роки тому +1

    This clips taken out of context make Homer looks like he's crazy

  • @claypin7406
    @claypin7406 3 роки тому +2

    2:49 I thought that Patrick said that

  • @gorchillatheman-gorilla438
    @gorchillatheman-gorilla438 3 роки тому

    "D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHME!!"
    -- Homer Simpson's reaction to his town being encased in a dome.

  • @Freshlydeliveredegg
    @Freshlydeliveredegg 3 роки тому +1

    Im making people happy is definetly the best

  • @sweetricecakeman8582
    @sweetricecakeman8582 3 роки тому

    "Man, this is crazy. I hope I didn't brain my damage."

  • @Emmeralds
    @Emmeralds 3 роки тому +2

    3:36 "He said what now?"

  • @confusedTurtle_
    @confusedTurtle_ 3 роки тому

    1:06 When you're playing Civ 5 and you research Computers after The Internet

  • @Wreckedftfoxy
    @Wreckedftfoxy 3 роки тому +2

    thanks to homer D'OH is now a word

  • @NissanSentra6322
    @NissanSentra6322 2 роки тому

    "Gimme the bat marge, gimmethebat, haha scaredy cat. *Screams*

  • @bellar1191
    @bellar1191 Рік тому

    Can't believe no one said "Call Mr. Plow. That's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow."

  • @Grane1234
    @Grane1234 3 роки тому +1

    "I know you can hear me boy. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow."

  • @anthonyg13emergencyvideos
    @anthonyg13emergencyvideos 3 роки тому

    3:30 "PLEASE DONT BRING HOME ANY MORE OLD CRUTCHES

  • @bryanlahog7948
    @bryanlahog7948 2 роки тому +1

    "Can you repeat the part about the stuff where you said all about the things?"

  • @charlielouise2428
    @charlielouise2428 2 роки тому

    'I know you can read MY thoughts, boy... miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow...'

  • @braedenarndt5094
    @braedenarndt5094 Рік тому

    and this is why it will never be the same

  • @Declanaroosky
    @Declanaroosky Рік тому

    ‘D’oh!’
    -Homer Simpson

  • @JohnThePikachu
    @JohnThePikachu 3 роки тому

    “It’s a right triangle, you idiot!”

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 3 роки тому +4

    "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
    That's like my motto. So many things I understand, and that's why I don't care nearly as much as people who don't understand.

  • @smartestthingonwebbedfeet
    @smartestthingonwebbedfeet 3 роки тому

    What a wise man

  • @LukeThompson156
    @LukeThompson156 3 роки тому

    "Excuse me, Professor Brainiac.."

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 3 роки тому +1

    3:40
    I'm so glad this one showed up.

    • @LaggerKnight
      @LaggerKnight 3 роки тому +1

      GRAND DAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

  • @Wheatselz
    @Wheatselz 2 роки тому +1

    G O K I L L M O E

  • @waluigistan7278
    @waluigistan7278 3 роки тому +2

    As Homer once said: "Hmm, guess he didn't see me"

  • @soap6333
    @soap6333 3 роки тому

    It’s funny that I have watched all these episodes recently

  • @A_furry69
    @A_furry69 3 роки тому +4

    That what I was thinking 0:08

  • @anthonyg13emergencyvideos
    @anthonyg13emergencyvideos 3 роки тому +1

    2:56 "that is going to require a tetanus shot, I'm not going to swear, but I am GOING TO KICK DOWN THIS DOG HOUSE"
    "Dad, this isn't a statement to your skills but we bough you a new dog house"
    "how did you get the money"
    "there was more than enough in the swear jar, and look there's a surprise inside"
    "oh Maggie"
    "BEEER, HOW DID YOU KNOW"

  • @tjeffersonb
    @tjeffersonb 3 роки тому

    With all the ‘doh’ ones you could see that none of them agreed on where the apostrophe went, or if there even was one

  • @AnkyloDyno
    @AnkyloDyno 3 роки тому

    "hail Flanders, mightier than Jesus!"
    "i was working on a flat tax proposal and i accidentally proved there is no god"

  • @ChrispyBoiYTP
    @ChrispyBoiYTP 3 роки тому +1

    Wait you’re OOC simpsons couch gags? Love your Twitter dude

  • @spacedollsyuri
    @spacedollsyuri 3 роки тому

    pls i love him

  • @notsocuteslime2297
    @notsocuteslime2297 2 роки тому +1

    1:28 that was unexpected

  • @Pixelusually
    @Pixelusually 3 роки тому

    "excuse me, is this science? Or garbage?"

  • @Freshlydeliveredegg
    @Freshlydeliveredegg 2 роки тому

    "maybe its the beer talking marge, but you've got a butt that wont quit...they've got these big chewy pretzels *gibberish* five dollars? gEt oUtta hEre..."

  • @kevcoverssolos
    @kevcoverssolos 3 роки тому

    This was the longest 4 min video i've ever watched

  • @Junkyardproduxtions
    @Junkyardproduxtions 3 роки тому +1

    Why is this my childhood?

  • @KilgoreTroutAsf
    @KilgoreTroutAsf 2 роки тому

    0:46 nailed it

  • @teapillarVA
    @teapillarVA 2 роки тому

    "eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding"

  • @jimmyoakmeister
    @jimmyoakmeister 3 роки тому

    Homer: (annoyed grunt)