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I OWN NOTHING ALL RIGHTS AND CREDITS GO TO HORRIBLE HISTORIES
When people wonder why the English have such great humour it’s because we were raised with this gold.
not just the english, its in ni as well
@@moonwaterandrain
Ni?
And Australia
@@bri5033 N.I as in Northern Ireland
@@moonwaterandrain I'd imagine it's not localised entirely to england and norn iron, surely scotland and wales also have cbbc
"Stay calmer when you want to harm a llama, call a llama farmer!"
I had to replay that like six times-
I read this as I got to it.
I'm so happy people remembered that tbh XD
@@xeoney You know there's a two-hour version of just that line on UA-cam, don't you? My son found it, and decided to have it on as background music one time while he did his history homework.... trust me, that'll cure your addiction to it before you're even ten minutes in!
@@xeoney I’m glad I’m not the only one
My absolute favourite, that never fails to make me laugh, is Death in Stupid Deaths and his treatment of Skeleton Louie Walsh: "Oh SHUT UP LOUIE!!" **punches Louie's wig off his head.**
Then says who would of thought that
That's my fav too! But also a 'squeeze de lemon' fan 😂
Fact Fiend sent me.
666 likes, truly perfect haha
LMAO SAME
I often use "easy peasy, squeeze the lemon" in real life.
Same lmfaooo
Same lol
Same
Yall are gods
Same and VEGETABLES ARE FOR PEASANTS
This show was more chaotic than I remembered
"Is this some sort of peasant joke I'm too rich to understand?"
Loved this show, this video was the best kind of nostalgia!
I just learned today that that man isn‘t Benedict Cumberbatch
@@floriankittinger he looks like that one doctor that came after David tennant
@@British_Bastard Matt Smith?
I never knew that “peasant joke” thing was from Horrible Histories.
Everyone should use this line after getting paid(until you're broke again😭)
this sparks joy :)))
Thanks :)
Yeah
the new one dose not spark joy
edit: im referring to the new HH series with the new cast
@@imbored3063 is mat still in it?
@@Julia33066 no none of the six idiots (the old cast) are in it
“What’s his name?”
“Watt Tyler”
“What? Tyler?”
What was his name?
@@reggiereggiesauce5755 what? I think it was Tyler
I had a funny dream where there was someone named Tyler
Hmmm we should tell who and wherefore.
Jim Howick is a better Gregg Wallace than Gregg Wallace is himself. For some reason, that troubles me.
But has Jim Howick been remixed by Swedemason into a wholesome meme?
My mom actually refers to Gregg Wallace as "the one from horrible histories" or "I used to be a green grocer yknow"
@@EphemeralDarkness22 ahaahahha as she should
I love how with other “____ once said” videos the tweets will be like a little bit off, but for HH EVERYONE knows EXACTLY what the lines are
Here is an embarrassing fact:
As a child I used to alway sing the “sitting in a tree rhyme” but it wasn’t until I was 17 I realised that the “K I S S I N G” spelt the Word “Kissing”. I always thought it was just random letters
TURG
I am not surprised, Turg
Potato Girl TURG SMART!
same xD
Took me until 9 years old
HH has also said:
William, William, Henry, Stephen,
Henry, Richard, John, oi!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two,
Then three more Henrys join our song,
Edward, Edward, Rich the third,
Henry, Henry, Ed again,
Mary one, good Queen Bess,
Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then,
Jim, Will, Mary, Anna Gloria,
George, George, George, George,
Will, Victoria,
Edward, George, Edward, George six,
And Queen Liz two completes the mix!
I'm so glad I know the kings and queens of England.
Next it's the old kingdoms, who wants to help me write it?
You've must of listen to that song many times to actually memorize the complete chorus and all the monarchs of England.
Guess that means Charles the Third or whatever will follow after Elizabeth the Second in the future?
@@Cyberbrickmaster1986
Oh I know the entire song of by heart I just can’t be bothered to type the whole thing :-)
Now you know all the kings and queens since William the first that there have been!
@@Cyberbrickmaster1986 I say that it our duty HH fans across the internet to edit this song to add future monarchs
This is the 9 o’clock Noose
And this is the noose at 10
and this is the person who wrote that joke
Best line in the entire programme!!!
@@martha8517 I was literally about to say that exact thing
@@martha8517 i was about to say that!
The show that was never afraid to teach kids horrible and gruesome facts about our history!
"I am pleased when I see suffering" made me realise how terrible my sense of humour is
to be honest i died laughing at first i boil my husband
At first, before I found out he was saying, “You’ve been Artois’d” I thought he’d said, “You’ve been a twat”
Same
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Countryhumans fans: 1:14
shush we do not speak of those times
but are they gay?
@@007megaoof don’t assume the gender smh 🙄😂
@@nuggiebug2013 lol
@@007megaoof lmaoooo
My favs:
"And now we hit Grunt! *Bonk* "
"UGLY BUGLY!"
"HI IM A SHOUTY MAN"
"oops. His arm fell off.."
UGLY BUGLY
@@cassiefromooo could you not, that's my nan
I used to love the "But not for long!" guy 😂
Me too!! It was my fav segment lmfaoo
Bob hale?
i loved bob to
its not really fun when you have to copy everything when his speaking so fast though
Bob hale is my spirt animal
If I had a nickel for every time I used that line in my upcoming video, I'd have two nickels.
The light goes out, the screen goea dead, the cats gone out and I have to hand back to Sam.
Back to you Sam
and helicopters don't forget the helicopters
thank you Bob...*cue torch*
@@shadowsweetheart7188 YES.
@@shadowsweetheart7188 yeah
@Bella Meehan yessss
“Luddites luddites Luddite Luddite Lu-dite”
"is this some sort of peasant joke that Im too rich to understand" that has so much potential
not anymore, it died like a year ago
1:46
Me when people said they have no idea what horrible histories is
can we just appreciate the three different ways people described the skinnymandria bit. 1:40
"Followed by the sounds which I can't describe in words" Amazing 😂😂
"You've been Artois' d"
I definitely heard something different the first time. Must be the French accent.
you've been a twA-
‘I’m pleased when I see suffering’
*everyone liked that*
My favourite that me and my sibling always quote
"Helen, you is well fit. Your face could launch a thousand ships, yeah?"
Haha love that line. They got that slightly wrong. In the Iliad, Helen of Troy's face is one that could launch 1,186 ships.
The 'thousand ships' thing is Christopher Marlowe's 1592 play 'Dr Faustus' rounding down the number.
This video takes me back to the good days, horrible histories has gone down the hill without the old cast.
They left???? I haven't watched the show in so long :c
I didn’t know they still made it
@@elliswebster7041 it got rebooted after the original running ended. Well after though and certainly not to the same appeal as the original.
@Ellis Webster they rebooted it. I haven't seen all of the new HH. Whilst it's not unwatchable, it's definitely gone downhill. I think it's the cast being tied back by mediocre scripts etc. Like Kiell Smith-Bynoe is so much better working with the gang in Ghosts (as Mike) - which is also absolutely brilliant - than in the HH reboot
0:57 Ben is so fine
Loved every minute of it! Thank you!:))
Thanks :)
my sister once said horrible histories had no meme potential
i highly disagree
The whole thing is a meme lmao your sister was incredibly wrong
Isn't 'peasant joke I'm too rich too understand' one?
You should’ve replied with ‘is this some peasant joke that I’m too rich to understand?’
I was crying after failing a maths test big time and decided to see what my recommended brought up for me watch and laugh at. Thank you for making me laugh ❤️
Hope you’re doing well now!
1:59
so emotionless yet so full of emotion at the same time it's great
for your consideration: Jim and Larry corpsing over Mat's jester ''sCAtherINeHOward"
I read this as "jestering over Mat's corpse" and i was really concerned until i remembered what corpsing meant
0:13 I think this is the 1600s equivalent to "Alexa play something sad"
0:06
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Anyone else developed an intense interest in history and studied it at GCSE/A level because of horrible histories?
"orchestra play something sad" is just the old version of "alexa play despacito"
I’ve watched all of the original HH episodes on Netflix just for nostalgic reasons..
“Ahahahahah I’m so random” love the Roman come dine with me
elagabalus was the first ever quirky teenager
That's random 😂
2:06 Horrible Histories predicted the GameStop short squeeze
This was so nostalgic, I found myself grinning through the whole thing, thanks for uploading this.
the actual nostalgia I got from watching this...
The fact that the actors could say all those lines without bursting out laughing…
“Soon...”
“What?”
“SPOON! I NEED A SPOON”
"I know I was a green grocer!"
Horrible Histories is a timeless masterpiece
1:21
when i’m happy
This is glorious
1:31 yes, this ones my favourite
Thank you! Gave me a well needed laugh :)
1:30 seems to be the one that has spread the furtherst on the internet with people who haven't even seen the show using.
i sent this video to my american friend and hes confused
this is the best video i have ever watched! thank you!!!
1:48 big Monty Python energy here
gorden rasmey be like 0:33
this is the best thing I've ever seen. this gave me so much serotonin
1:30
HE DID IT! HE SAID THE THING
The one at 2:03 took ages to film cos they were all laughing at every take 😂
Honestly this brings back so many good memories :)
horrible histories made history *fun*
21st Century: "This is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito."
17th Century: "This is so sad. Orchestra! Play something sad."
This is the first video in a long time that has made me laugh more than a nose exhale
Absolute gold!! This show made my life so good and the books too 😘😃
I was too old for TV Horrible Histories, read all the books as a kid. Watched a tiny bit as I got older, and found it so great. Love the clear Monty Python influence
"Shut it lampy knickers!"
They forgot the best one...
“I LOVE THE PEOPLE AND THE PEOPLE LOVE ME”
SO MUCH THAT THEY RESTORED THE ENGLISH MONARCHY, I'M PART SCOTTISH, FRENCH, ITALIA-
@@cassiefromooo A LITTLE BIT DANE, BUT I’M 100% PARTY ANIMAL, CHAMPAGNE!!!!
The amount of these my family and I just randomly quote is incredible
I enjoyed every second of that.
I grew up with the Dutch version of this. It was not until this video that I found out they bloody stole it, my childhood is a lie. I’m gonna go cry now. Anyway awesome video mate.
More please your keeping me sane (:
Cant forget the classic
"My enormous buttus"
"Sir i dont think that was a real name"
"Are there any real names?"
"Yes sir"
"Read it out then"
"General pompeii"
The fact that me and my parents still quote and watch this show is amazing
the weatherman bit was always one of my faves
1:16 was Ben trying to suppress a laugh there? 😂
This just gives me nostalgia
if there's a part two please put all of death's wheezes or "your through to the after life!"
i still randomly get the llama song stuck in my head after all these years
Great humour without any swearing. Rare, but very good.
I don't even watch this, but I can tell the show it amazing.
Honestly the idea of this program is genius, kids learn while being entertained by the weird humour
I love how my family have picked up so many quotes my parents including my parents we all love a bit of hh even if its just the songs
Horrible histories is a gold mine of funny moments
"Easy peasy, squeeze the lemon" lives in my head rent-free
I can't believe Americans live without growing up with this gold!
This is bringing back memories I didnt know I had
It’s clear to see why Martha won a BAFTA for this show.
ICONIC
2 minutes of HH joy! I love!
can we get a compilation of "but not for long", bob hale was literally my mcm when i was like 6
One of the best shows ever, hands down
'we'll lose the goose!' always gets me
“K I S S I N G” God that brings back memories from growing up in school 😅
Growing up as a British kid this is your childhood! Love it thank you!!
Edit: Thank you IM_A_SHOUTY_MAN for liking this!!
This was my childhood and I'm glad to see it's funnier when I'm older
I miss this show so much man
Now I finally know the background for the “is this some kind of peasant joke” gif!
I used to watch this and when series 5 was added to netflix, i was so happy
Nice to see Gerard and Simon getting along