@Nathan Stansbury I know what you meant, pls don't be serious about it... and now all my depression jokes are going to include wanting to commit sudoku cuz I love it.
@@Liam_Mellon I mean, there are so many pieces of media out there that people quote, so it's easy to assume that you just don't know the thing that a quote is from
A few my personal favorites are *YOU AINT LEADING ME TO NO SECONDARY LOCATION* I am very small and have no money so you can imagine the stress I am under I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day *I’ll die* *Im very gay I’d like a few dollars*
Hey this made me cry with the recent news ♥️♥️♥️ much love to John, hope he’s doing well. Anyone else who needs help please take the first step. It’s worth it.
@@Reaper-gu5gk well you probably know about how he’s struggled with cocaine and alcohol abuse since 13. He’s been clean for 10 years but relapsed in quarantine and is in a 60 day rehab program right now.
If you have seen Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, he played Spider Ham. If you are in any fandom, there will always be that ONE animatic of his comedy skit "One you can't replace." He's just that person who is good at being everywhere and nowhere at the same time.
@@crussteasock4047 each part of the LGBTQ+ community has their own flag. The rainbow flag is actually the gay flag, but it has become synonymous with the LGBTQ+ community as a whole.
"then i reach into his jacket pocket where I had planted a gram of coke and i went woah! what the f*** is this? and he goes that not mine, i never seen that before, i go boo hoo, it’s in your jacket, now you’re doing two to ten and your kids are going into social services, now _he’s_ crying!! then i grab a telephone book and i beat him on the torso with it, cause as any chicago cop will tell you, a phone book doesn’t leave bruises." -seven year old john mulaney
I used to be able to quote the entirety of the street smarts bit on command after listening to it once, I would start listing it off in my head when I had nothing to do in class. That was roughly 3 years and I sadly forgot it since then
I have never loved a stranger so much. And I get absorbed in fiction novel series and tv series and certain animes. And yet he is my favorite character. I refuse to believe he’s real.
hope he’s doing well! heard about what happened, but its good to hear he reached out for help. if anyone decides to respect him less because he relapsed, then fuck them.
Now THIS is John Mulaney out of context
First to reply
@@Dave-ux4co no I am
what do you mean, this is all of his joked summed up into two minutes. This *is* the context
Very disappointed “As you know I’ve had a very busy year. I just got married to Adam Driver.” isn’t on here
WHERES THAT FROM
@@mariabrady4900 The cut for time SNL sketch ‘Fish Dreams’
“I’m a swimmer, he’s a driver, together we are two thirds of a triathlon”
@@mariabrady4900 ua-cam.com/video/_zR3jSfp__A/v-deo.html
“Because we’re Delta Airlines, and LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!” is the only one this video is missing.
The delta airlines bit will always be my favorite.
Yes I was looking for this comment! That one’s my favorite 😂
that one doesn’t need context
"Im a little fat girl"
My favorite is: "like in ratatouille" his pronunciation gets me every time
rat-TAT-to-e
@Apricots _ bababooey
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!
Ra tah too eee
rat-tat-too-ee
Where is "THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF LUXURY!!!"
@Nathan Stansbury they're*
@Nathan Stansbury sudoku? I'm wheezing.
@Nathan Stansbury I know what you meant, pls don't be serious about it... and now all my depression jokes are going to include wanting to commit sudoku cuz I love it.
@Nathan Stansbury ok, I'm just looking out for you stranger
"Highet"
This John Mulaney guy is pretty funny, He should be a comedian
I know right!
Nah, I don’t think that suits him...
Hmm, I don't know. Perhaps.
Huh, I never thought of that before
Is this a youtube comment thread... where everyone got the joke!?
This shouldn't be scientifically possible!
I quote these almost always.
My favorite is “as any Chicago police officer’ll tell ya. Phone books don’t leave bruises.”
STREET SMARTS
Where’s that from?
And I said no, ya know, like a liar.
@@esobelisk3110 from his kid goregous at radio hall or city. One of the teo
@@Bubbagum87 thanks :)
I’m very gay I’d like a few dollars-
No no hold back hold back *save it*
I have *aaaaaiiiiiddddsss*
No thats too subtle, so first I push him, I push him.
@@thepurplestofpies1136 I have aaaaaiiiiidddsss no no hold back hold back save it
I'm gonna walk up to him. I'm gonna *pUSH* him.
@@ethanlivemere1162 I’m gonna start with the fact that I am homeless since that is a given
@@dartharcher5257 For backstory I will pepper in the fact that I am gay
where’s the “to begin with A BIG ASS H” clip from? LMAO
a bit about writing "Happy Birthday" banners I think
The Comeback Kid on Netflix!
“Followed by a BIG ASS B and- oh no!”
@@imford18 "more letters will fit on the same space!"
It’s at the beginning of comeback kid on Netflix
Man I hope he's doing alright after the recent news. I'm glad he's getting help tho
WHAT HAPPENED
@@nonexistent4270 He put himself in rehab
@@idrisb3765 oh damn
yessss I was so worried when I found out ;-;
@Emi K same thing. I'm so glad to see people just being possitive about the news.
I would die for this man, he's a national treasure.
Like Betty White
*global
THIS MAKES ME WANNA REWATCH ALL HIS SPECIALS EVEN THO I DID THAT A MONTH AGO
I did 2 days ago and I want to all over again 😭
@@TheButcherCat PLEASE WHY DO WE DO THIS
I rewatch them all the time and my family judges me greatly. You do you 😓 rewatch those specials ❤
Right? I've lost count of how many times I've watched them. They'll never not be funny. :D
Weakling
I was doing that yesterday 😎
Comment: John Mullaney: "I don't care for these new Nazis, and you may quote me on that"!
- John Mullaney
- the quote
Well you may quote him on that
So its allowed
“I am homeless, I am gay, I have aids, I’m new in town” lives in my head RENT FREE
for me it’s the “eat ass, suck a dick, & sell drugs”
@@cryspbacon fair. I just really like the part where he’s like “I HAVE AAAAAIIIIIDS no that’s too strong”
i didn’t even realize the “i am very small” quote was him
me either!!
Out of curiosity, where did you think it was from?
@@Liam_Mellon I mean, there are so many pieces of media out there that people quote, so it's easy to assume that you just don't know the thing that a quote is from
@@naplockblubba5369 I'm not criticizing them for not knowing where the quote was from. I was genuinely curious as to where they thought it was from.
@@Liam_Mellon And I'm saying they very likely don't actually have an answer
The fact that that one guy didn't capitalize AIDS but still capitalized New In Town
Literally been so worried for him this past week, our Asian American woman ❤️
Does he not have any other shows like these? I love them, but I've watched them all on Netflix repeatedly.
he doesn’t have any other recorded stand up specials that i know of, but his and nick kroll’s “oh, hello” is delightful
there are some on youtube you can find, such as, “the top part”. the best thing on youtube of his is the salt and pepper diner bit!
he has the three specials and he's in the seth rogan one. also a bunch of interviews with late night hosts
If you do some digging, he’s got older ones before he was super famous
Same, I have the New In Town special memorized
The worst part is I have quoted a lot of these-
A few my personal favorites are
*YOU AINT LEADING ME TO NO SECONDARY LOCATION*
I am very small and have no money so you can imagine the stress I am under
I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day *I’ll die*
*Im very gay I’d like a few dollars*
Same 😭😭🤣🤣
i keep saying the “i am small and i have no money” 😂
all of my friends use the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair quote
“You know how Im filled with unbridled rage?”
“What do you think you’re doing?”
“I’m gonna blow up this carton of eggs with my bottle rocket.”
“So you know.. eggs.”
I’m surprised “Go! Fetch!”
wasn’t in this
I have seen so many "____ once said" videos and I swear they're all made by the same person with fifty accounts.
Is that a picture of Markiplier??? Lmao love it
loving the different audio cues in these, like "[crunchy]"
Where is “I’ll keep all of my emotions right here, and then, *ill die*
I knew someone out there is as heartache-ridden as I am
I really hope he is doing alright :) I'm glad he is getting the help he needs
Asian kids during new year: *GIVE US SOME MONEY, as a gift! We want a gift but if only its money!*
Me during every holiday
We must protect this man at all costs, I hope he’s doing okay after the news
WAIT WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED I DONT STAY CAUGHT UP NEWS
@@Chris_isDumb he went to rehab for alcohol and cocaine abuse
@@turtle7898 oh.......
"Well, may I introduce you to, And my condolences again to everyone, THE GAZEBO!"
"And thats why you shouldn't give to charity"
Hey this made me cry with the recent news ♥️♥️♥️ much love to John, hope he’s doing well. Anyone else who needs help please take the first step. It’s worth it.
What happened????
@@Reaper-gu5gk don’t quote me on this, but I think he put himself into rehab?
@@jamierobinson7004 yeah he did for alcohol and cocaine
@@Reaper-gu5gk well you probably know about how he’s struggled with cocaine and alcohol abuse since 13. He’s been clean for 10 years but relapsed in quarantine and is in a 60 day rehab program right now.
Thank you guys for telling me, I hope he gets better soon
the fact that i know the context to all of these
Upset at the fact that this video is missing “and she starts to do that Dead End Shuffle thing... that women do when you chase them.”
I LOVE the Bittenbinder story he told. This dude always makes me laugh.
God, he’s actually the best ever
Personal favorite is “This is an on fire garbage can. Could be a nursery”
What about "Some biiiiiiggggg fuckin brontosaurus"
0:49
my school nurse in 4th grade lmao
"..could be a nursery" is one of my favorites
“I lived like a goddamn Ninja Turtle”
I’ve never seen John Mulaney before, like I’ve heard his name, and I’ve never been more confused watching this
I've watched John Mulaney, I know the context of all this clips and I'm still confused
The most confusing thing is how anyone could have gotten to the end of 2020 and still not have seen mulaney before
If you have seen Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, he played Spider Ham.
If you are in any fandom, there will always be that ONE animatic of his comedy skit "One you can't replace."
He's just that person who is good at being everywhere and nowhere at the same time.
WHERES THE ON FORE TRASHCAN THAT COULD BE A BABY ROOM
It has suddenly struck me that in most of these the stage is lit with bi colors
Whatre bi colors?
The colors of the bisexual flag (magenta, purple, and blue)
@@amethyst_cat9532 aint it rainbow? Why separate from LGBT? They included them
@@crussteasock4047 each part of the LGBTQ+ community has their own flag. The rainbow flag is actually the gay flag, but it has become synonymous with the LGBTQ+ community as a whole.
@@tiatia5283 seems kinda redundant, no?
I swear to god, the quote at 1:55 matches PERFECTLY with the song
Aka reasons why I love John Mulan net for 2:29 seconds straight
The first video i laughed at all the way through 😭
John Mulaney out of context is the greatest gift the UA-cam algorithm has given me
We can all quote way too many whole paragraphs from him
All I can hear is ranboo saying thanks for the dono: 1:12
1:27 watching this at 5:30am realizing that I, in fact, need to go to sleep.
I hope you got some sleep...
Is it bad if I respond with mood to this?
Hope he comes back strong, he’s fuckin hilarious
I woke up in the middle of the night, depressed since I’m sleeping alone, and now I’m watching John Mulaney out of context. It feels good to laugh
0:05 1:21 I LOVE HOW ACCURATE THE EMOJIS ARE
That “oooh. Ahhhhh” was satisfying. It’s nice to see him calculate.
When I was a kid, "Nazis" was just an analogy you'd use to decimate your child at the dinner table.
The jokes are already funny in their own right. But his voice just makes it that much more funny
"then i reach into his jacket pocket where I had planted a gram of coke and i went woah! what the f*** is this? and he goes that not mine, i never seen that before, i go boo hoo, it’s in your jacket, now you’re doing two to ten and your kids are going into social services, now _he’s_ crying!! then i grab a telephone book and i beat him on the torso with it, cause as any chicago cop will tell you, a phone book doesn’t leave bruises." -seven year old john mulaney
😂😂 That was by far my favorite part of that special.
I’m so glad he’s getting help. He’s so open about his struggles with addiction
This Has Come Across My Recommended 20 times This Week And Every. Single. Time. I Must Click.
this inspired me to go watch all his shows again. thank you kind soul
Man I rlly need to rewatch these specials...
*carnival barker voice* “someone’s in hereee” . which was interestingly also used by john mulaney’s character in season 4 of big mouth. noice.
I watch Ranboo’s streams and the “give us some money” line no longer sounds like john mulaney lmao
I looked for the dono message when I heard that
I can’t stop hearing Andrew in my head whenever he talks
I love the timotheé chalamet bit
Of all these quotes, “Too old to be a ducking, quack quack” has got to be the funniest out of context.
He's honeslty so funny even in simple interviews. Hope he's getting better! I trully miss him.
i did not know how much i needed this video but wow thank you
Perfect delivery!Gotta love him
This is wonderful, amazing job.
Unfortunately, there is no "we don't have time to unpack ALL of that"
Maybe the dead victorian girl was the friends we made along the way.
i hope he is getting the help he needs, my heart breaks for him :(
“it’s the one thing you can’t replace”
I Love this man 🥺♥️
The way he runs always gets me
Radio city has the best quotes. It’s my favorite. Along with the sack lunch bunch.
I used to be able to quote the entirety of the street smarts bit on command after listening to it once, I would start listing it off in my head when I had nothing to do in class. That was roughly 3 years and I sadly forgot it since then
"I'm either having a stroke or have to pee, you're living the golden years son, not me"
you have no idea how much i want him to see this
I love this man he is in my thought all the time
I have never loved a stranger so much. And I get absorbed in fiction novel series and tv series and certain animes. And yet he is my favorite character. I refuse to believe he’s real.
I swear one of these is gonna be my senior quote
a masterpiece
I hope he’s doin alright. Glad he’s getting himself help :’)
im watching this with my sister.. her first comment is - " is that Barry Allen?"
i-
WHAT
MY MOM SAYS THE SAME THING ABOUT HIM, SHE THINKS HE AND GRANT GUSTIN ARE THE SAME PERSON-
@@kieralol6798 ahahahahaha!
1:12 is me when relatives ask what I want for christmas
The ones where he talks about Anna make me sad
I always imagined it would be spelled “Nought Funny!”
John Mulaney will always be my favorite comedian
I need a part 2 please😂😂😂
My favorite:
“Oh what a king I will be, eating dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon.”
“I’ll just keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I’ll die.”
When his voice was described as CRUNCHY... I died
Honestly it's so much better out of context with Mii music in the background.
Him running is my favourite thing
Don’t mind me just adding this to my playlist of favorite videos
"It is so much easier not to do things than to do them, that you would do anything is remarkable"
hope he’s doing well! heard about what happened, but its good to hear he reached out for help. if anyone decides to respect him less because he relapsed, then fuck them.
"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die."
This made my hungover self’s day. He’s one of my favorite comedians❤️ Hope he’s doing okay