Cassowaries are truly the spawn of Satan

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  • @manifestdestinythroughtruth
    @manifestdestinythroughtruth 3 роки тому +16352

    The only other villain that would dare take on a Cassowary is Kevin!

    • @Hard211
      @Hard211 3 роки тому +133

      Bruh

    • @Hard211
      @Hard211 3 роки тому +82

      Why is this pinned with 0 likes

    • @briosnk1522
      @briosnk1522 3 роки тому +604

      oh heyy kevin- *BONK*

    • @thespinodino
      @thespinodino 3 роки тому +124

      *Ni and Ichi would like to talk with you*

    • @nhoaxlight5745
      @nhoaxlight5745 3 роки тому +222

      @@briosnk1522 Heyy, is that kevin?

  • @antonhagbox02
    @antonhagbox02 3 роки тому +7927

    Life lessons learned today:
    If Steve Irwin didn't fuck with something, you shouldn't either.

    • @ariacross9792
      @ariacross9792 3 роки тому +132

      No cap

    • @bigred212
      @bigred212 3 роки тому +52

      Ong

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 3 роки тому +182

      That's actually pretty fuckin' right!

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 3 роки тому +48

      Especially parrots

    • @ShigekiHizashi
      @ShigekiHizashi 3 роки тому +153

      Omg I almost peed myself laughing at this. I grew up watching Steve's tv show. I LOVED IT.
      I quite regularly make SHES ANGRAY jokes when I see a pissed off animal.
      And he's right...if Steve won't fk with them...STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THEM

  • @johnpo2
    @johnpo2 2 роки тому +2983

    "god gave jaguars night vision and told the rest of the jungle to deal with it" fucking brilliant

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 2 роки тому +83

      @@the_atomic_kebab I think God's biggest troll was the Playtpus. Like what the fuck even is that? :/

    • @squishy2229
      @squishy2229 2 роки тому +4

      WULULULULULULULULULULULULULU

    • @randominternetguy3848
      @randominternetguy3848 2 роки тому +67

      @@cartooncritique6625 fun fact: the platypus dont have utters for milk so they SWEAT the mil through their armpits, God is a S teir troller

    • @wazson3178
      @wazson3178 2 роки тому +15

      Yeah, some people want me to nerf jaguars ...

    • @sinkerdas
      @sinkerdas 2 роки тому +10

      @@wazson3178 hahah they already were, they used to be way bigger

  • @mygerbilprince9759
    @mygerbilprince9759 10 місяців тому +153

    I’m obsessed with Lindsay and Mamadou collabing. I 100% love this friendship

  • @jkirk7484
    @jkirk7484 Рік тому +37

    The Octopus punching fish out of pure spite gotta be the funniest thing ever

  • @GreyThunder
    @GreyThunder 3 роки тому +2937

    Someone: **Exists**
    Southern Cassowaries: and I took that personally.

  • @zestyoverlord6772
    @zestyoverlord6772 3 роки тому +3417

    “If Steve don’t fuck with them what makes you think I will”
    Words to live by

    • @danthepaninimanbreadboy9253
      @danthepaninimanbreadboy9253 2 роки тому +91

      Absolutely if that man doesn’t wanna mess with them I am not going within 100 meters of 1

    • @theholyduck5520
      @theholyduck5520 2 роки тому +164

      Watching the Croc Hunter nervously cross a river filled with hippos was when I realized that hippos were nothing to fuck with. I've heard that he said it was the scariest shoot he ever did.

    • @danthepaninimanbreadboy9253
      @danthepaninimanbreadboy9253 2 роки тому +26

      @@theholyduck5520 yep

    • @kaylawoodbury2308
      @kaylawoodbury2308 2 роки тому +128

      @The Holy Duck I don't blame him, hippos kill 3x as many people as Crocs. Even then, when a Crocs kills it's for food or defense, when a hippo kills it's because he just woke up and chose murder for the day.

    • @janeprescott7381
      @janeprescott7381 2 роки тому +8

      Seagull Steve? Awesome.

  • @PurebreedFLA
    @PurebreedFLA Рік тому +24

    "Boars are the homicidal tendencies of hippos with the street smarts of raccoons " 😂😂😂

  • @lilpotoo
    @lilpotoo Рік тому +96

    I live in Australia, and I got to see the fairy penguins twice! Once on a school camp, another on a holiday. They were adorable, although it was a bit hard to see then after they went past the steps/seats we were sitting on, especially because it was at night, and they were rustling through dark foliage. But it's DEFINITELY worth the money.

    • @libra818
      @libra818 Рік тому +2

      SAMEEEEEEEE FELLOW AUSSIE

  • @cameronjim2983
    @cameronjim2983 3 роки тому +3582

    Cassowary to humans: “My ancestors send their regards..”

  • @DonVigaDeFierro
    @DonVigaDeFierro 3 роки тому +6628

    "Phobia" is an irrational fear, but there's NOTHING irrational about fearing the Cassowaries!!

    • @Hudaaaldin2047
      @Hudaaaldin2047 3 роки тому +215

      What's the word for the people that have phobia for almost everything?
      Me.😃

    • @robertomorales1305
      @robertomorales1305 3 роки тому +159

      @@Hudaaaldin2047 justed search it up. Pantophobia.

    • @placeholder3863
      @placeholder3863 3 роки тому +42

      its irrational because most people dont encounter them

    • @Koale-Moesite
      @Koale-Moesite 3 роки тому +7

      @@Hudaaaldin2047 aka. snowflake-syndrome

    • @cinamontoast2555
      @cinamontoast2555 3 роки тому +62

      @@Koale-Moesite Thats disrespectful for those people

  • @jurgenolivieira1878
    @jurgenolivieira1878 Рік тому +66

    Dude's one of the most entertaining nature channels that came our way. Nature, science, knowledge and comedy in a bite size entertaining way. I especially like the little known facts... still learning everyday even about what seem to be every day common animals! Keep it up bro!

  • @filmblox9845
    @filmblox9845 Рік тому +31

    As someone who's favorite animals are cassowaries I can confirm I witnessed them getting summoned from hell.

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman 3 місяці тому

      I knew the Swedes were involved in their manifestation somehow.

  • @inkyfreak
    @inkyfreak 2 роки тому +8292

    “If Steve won’t F with it why should I?” Is the perfect reason to explain an awareness for a dangerous animal.

    • @ImALeadFarmerMF
      @ImALeadFarmerMF 2 роки тому +120

      lmao facts

    • @Baronnax
      @Baronnax 2 роки тому +343

      Yep, and that includes hippos. Especially hippos.
      God, why'd you make hippos?

    • @barbatosmcmurderton4209
      @barbatosmcmurderton4209 2 роки тому +238

      @@Baronnax Probably to keep us on our toes. Either that, or he needed a laugh.

    • @ImALeadFarmerMF
      @ImALeadFarmerMF 2 роки тому +56

      @@Baronnax because backwards hippo is zefranks favorite animal

    • @reactiverbossnetwork7619
      @reactiverbossnetwork7619 2 роки тому +11

      That’s fair

  • @netherdominater9960
    @netherdominater9960 2 роки тому +3720

    "Koalas are walking plush toys and probably have the same IQ as one"
    Hey man don't slander the intelligence of plush toys like that

    • @RockyMountainBear
      @RockyMountainBear 2 роки тому +160

      Thank you! Plush toys have an IQ twice that of a koala (not a real bear). Granted, their IQ is still a single digit number, but have y'all seen what a koala do before, during & after it falls out of a tree? It's embarrassing.

    • @Lamrabetnouha
      @Lamrabetnouha 2 роки тому +18

      Nice one

    • @LapisTheGem427
      @LapisTheGem427 2 роки тому +51

      ..I'm more concerned about the fact a plush toy has intelligence at all.

    • @kamota8523
      @kamota8523 2 роки тому +60

      @@LapisTheGem427 they don't have, the koalas IQ that is negative

    • @dannylamb456
      @dannylamb456 2 роки тому +54

      @@LapisTheGem427
      Wait, you mean my plushies aren't supposed to be talking?
      brb, calling a priest

  • @BradGryphonn
    @BradGryphonn 9 місяців тому +9

    Your description of the Cassowary was pure gold.I used to see them when I lived in Tropical Far North Queensland some years ago.

  • @mitchellmcgovern6191
    @mitchellmcgovern6191 Рік тому +15

    You forgot to mention that Cassowarys kung fu jump kick like Bruce lee when they attack, and as an Ozzie (Australian for those who are confused) I loved the the Steve Irwin bit

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +14321

    "Gordon Ramsay vomited after trying fermented basking shark"
    Dude Gordon vomits if you don't season your water properly

  • @GaryLeeOfficial
    @GaryLeeOfficial 2 роки тому +2416

    "I don't even have a fear of birds, I just have a fear of getting my throat split by an overgrown homicidal jungle goose that sounds like a Toyota on life support and indigestion." BRO I'M DEAD

  • @D.I.V.A.Journey3758
    @D.I.V.A.Journey3758 Рік тому +6

    As a zoology major and a former vet tech, It's the commentary for me!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ivoarmstrong9894
    @ivoarmstrong9894 Рік тому +15

    On the croatian island i was born there are boars that roam in the higher more mountainous parts of the island and my grandfather liked to take walks in that part of the island but because of the boars he had to carry a pistol with him, but he got irritated having to hold it with him so he ended up welding the gun to his walking stick.

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 3 роки тому +1590

    "Disrespectfully athletic" is my favorite description now.

  • @reecetaylor2626
    @reecetaylor2626 2 роки тому +3016

    Fun fact: humans used to hunt via unmatched endurance. Very similar to those wild dogs. We dont run very fast, but we are fucking unmatched in distance.

    • @stalincat2457
      @stalincat2457 2 роки тому +581

      (looks down) uhm... "were".

    • @jessiegeerdes5572
      @jessiegeerdes5572 2 роки тому +409

      @@stalincat2457 now we have guns and cars

    • @d73w80
      @d73w80 2 роки тому +467

      That's very interesting, as the human species originally came from Africa.
      I wonder if there's any connection between those African wild dogs and the human tendency to like dogs and use them as hunting partners.

    • @reecetaylor2626
      @reecetaylor2626 2 роки тому +439

      @@d73w80 all dogs are pursuit pedators, but yes. That is one of the reasons we teamed up with wolves.

    • @rasmusn.e.m1064
      @rasmusn.e.m1064 2 роки тому +355

      Exactly. I remember watching San people hunting on tv: The designated hunter would run with a spear while the rest would carry water and help with tracking in case the animal hid. The idea behind the whole thing is that while the group as a whole might get tired by carrying all of that water, the hunter will be propelled further, like the last stage of a rocket, and can use the spear both to finish the animal and defend it from predators until the rest of the group arrives to carry the animal back.
      I know omnipresent sweat glands are pretty cool, but being able to carry stuff while running cannot be overrated.

  • @Fleshi_Guy615
    @Fleshi_Guy615 Рік тому +6

    "And that second nail is basically a dagger that can disembowel both people and dogs"
    "And by 'can' I mean they have."
    "They've done it."

  • @Moontastrophies
    @Moontastrophies Рік тому +5

    I went to Australia abt a week ago, and we went to a zoo
    I saw a cassowary
    I clicked at it which was the best and worst idea of my pitiful life
    It made the most demonic noise I’d ever heard
    My dad went “ah-“

  • @annuitcptis1447
    @annuitcptis1447 3 роки тому +5576

    As a person who has seen my friend brutally kicked in the leg by an ostrich, I fear anything that resembles it.

    • @annuitcptis1447
      @annuitcptis1447 3 роки тому +348

      I’m in the US now thank Jesus! (I used to live in Uganda and my friend messed up at a safari he tried to feed one)

    • @annuitcptis1447
      @annuitcptis1447 3 роки тому +287

      I’ve also another friend thrown off a horse while on a field trip. Apparently his horse was attack by a wild horse and galloped. And the friend who got kicked still can’t walk properly after 2 years.

    • @Unlikelyuser2012
      @Unlikelyuser2012 3 роки тому +35

      f

    • @b52incoming.48
      @b52incoming.48 3 роки тому +29

      Oh wow.

    • @Dinoenthusiastguy
      @Dinoenthusiastguy 3 роки тому +77

      If you don't mind my asking what was the aftermath? Bruise? Broken leg? Wheelchair?

  • @yavin99
    @yavin99 2 роки тому +1746

    So basically Australia has the best and the worst animals.

    • @BanaDoyabad
      @BanaDoyabad 2 роки тому +43

      Best?... meh... worst?...definitely!

    • @hillkids02
      @hillkids02 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah we have the second part

    • @hillkids02
      @hillkids02 2 роки тому +8

      Exept pikachu

    • @Tikirahh
      @Tikirahh 2 роки тому +4

      I love living in Australia

    • @unstoppableExodia
      @unstoppableExodia 2 роки тому +15

      I live in Australia and the only native animals that have given me grief are brush tailed possums and parakeets. They raid my fruit trees before the fruit can fully ripen. Possums are a lot more destructive than birds and their success infiltrating urban areas means they’re far from endangered and are probably the only native species I’d consider trapping and dispatching just to send a message to the other possums in my neighborhood who think that my yard can be their playground. If I had a full grown carpet python I’d definitely feed it caught possums. Wouldn’t feed them live though because they’re savage when using their claws and teeth to defend themselves

  • @NIS0RA
    @NIS0RA Рік тому +9

    It made me so happy to see binturongs get some time in the spotlight

  • @ryansmith9135
    @ryansmith9135 6 місяців тому +4

    can really tell he puts so much energy and passion into his content

  • @thekey207
    @thekey207 3 роки тому +633

    “If Steve don’t f*** with them.... what makes you think I will?”
    Wise words to live by tbfh

    • @tomdean1876
      @tomdean1876 3 роки тому +4

      Nah, screw that. If I see a Manta Ray, you bet your ass I'mma throw hands.

    • @Enneamorph
      @Enneamorph 3 роки тому +12

      @@tomdean1876 Manta Ray = completely harmless and curious giant sea pancake
      Stingray = not-so-harmless, venomous-but-shy small sea pancake
      Know the difference before you throw hands with them

    • @thekey207
      @thekey207 3 роки тому +4

      @@Enneamorph I will forever call Rays Sea Pancakes - thank you

  • @mechamedeamigo3984
    @mechamedeamigo3984 2 роки тому +3515

    The fact that Jaguars ocasionaly pass by my grandma's backyard makes me really worried.
    The fact that she never had a problem with them makes me intrigued.

  • @asadasemwali8365
    @asadasemwali8365 7 місяців тому +2

    😂😂😂 brother! Your knowledge of science and nature with your topping of comedy, is second to none!! I learn some of the most freakiest things from you!! ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

  • @itsyboijosue9808
    @itsyboijosue9808 Рік тому +3

    0:11 bro said jurrasic bull sh*t 🤣🤣🤣
    Edit: BRO IM DIEING AND LAUGHING ON THE FLOORS

  • @uramisugi
    @uramisugi Рік тому +2806

    1:12 "If Steve don't fuck with them, what makes you think I will." is unironically the greatest way to reiterate to people just how much you should attempt to avoid an animal lmao

    • @inigo-montoya
      @inigo-montoya Рік тому +16

      Who is steve?

    • @uramisugi
      @uramisugi Рік тому +288

      @@inigo-montoya He's referring to Steve Irwin the famous wildlife conservation activist and educator with a heart of gold who passed away due to a sting ray accident and was well known for getting up close and personal with animals like crocodiles and wrestling with them 😭 basically if Steve Irwin immediately runs the OTHER WAY and jumps a fence when confronted with a wild Cassowary like in this video you as a regular person should already be in your car 0.2 seconds after being told it's anywhere in the area

    • @Uzyvan6
      @Uzyvan6 Рік тому +87

      @@uramisugi rip Steve the person who showed the world every reason to not come here

    • @nyokonabii1951
      @nyokonabii1951 Рік тому

      @@uramisugi if he had a heart of gold he would've advocated for the return of stolen aboriginal land and convince european colonizers to return back to london or europe?Foh.

    • @queenofthesalt5199
      @queenofthesalt5199 Рік тому

      @@Uzyvan6There’s a difference between “we can tame it and live alongside it safely” and “we stuck this bitch in a cage and will kill it if it gets out”

  • @joeyuzwa891
    @joeyuzwa891 Рік тому +1961

    I’d like to clarify that that’s not 31 miles an hour on open land, that’s 31 miles an hour in DENSE FOREST

  • @2manybooks733
    @2manybooks733 Рік тому +3

    You sir, dish out zoology knowledge like an all-you-can-eat buffet. Subscribed.

  • @gloriasmom2045
    @gloriasmom2045 8 місяців тому +2

    I cannot get over "H0mic!dal Jungle Goose.." 😂😂😂

  • @gogeta5303
    @gogeta5303 3 роки тому +1221

    Hood isn't _afraid_ of birds, he's simply casso-wary of them.

  • @drawnwithlove3499
    @drawnwithlove3499 2 роки тому +1904

    The thing about Cassowaries, that's not even their only call. Cassowaries can make a call so deep it's only 'felt' as a vibration, almost similar to a T-Rex call

    • @alorablossomelf
      @alorablossomelf 2 роки тому +54

      I still want to pet it

    • @nophilter
      @nophilter 2 роки тому +74

      How in the hell would we know what a T Rex call sounds like....

    • @lawrencescales9864
      @lawrencescales9864 2 роки тому +138

      @@nophilter I think there was some throat reconstructions done which gave a rough idea. I know they can do it for mummies

    • @blueshorts8820
      @blueshorts8820 2 роки тому +57

      birds are just small dinosaurs

    • @nophilter
      @nophilter 2 роки тому +10

      @@lawrencescales9864 I feel you.... I just can't force myself to TRULY believe any of that. 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @respektetoutlavi714
    @respektetoutlavi714 Рік тому +9

    I’ve been friends with a particular Cassowary in a zoo since I was 8 years old in 1992… He’s questionably accessible in this amazing open rainforest & my long passed Grandma named him Frank. I still visit Frank often & we have a good time “booping” one another’s beaks in 2023. Apparently Frank could have ended my existence decades ago 🤣

    • @lastchanc3stars
      @lastchanc3stars 10 місяців тому +5

      That is.. an extremely chill Cassowary. They're usually territorial and are far from afraid to throw hands unprompted. Surprised nothing bad happen between you two across all those years.

    • @respektetoutlavi714
      @respektetoutlavi714 10 місяців тому +3

      @@lastchanc3stars after a little more research I'd consider myself lucky as well. I'm debating whether or not to take a picture next time I visit, but in today's world I'd imagine people might figure out where Frank is & ruin our friendship!

  • @Msstrucker74
    @Msstrucker74 8 місяців тому

    Your videos entertain and inform… love it!!! You’re THE BEST!!! So glad your videos made its way to my feed…

  • @jaelyyymar8071
    @jaelyyymar8071 3 роки тому +1062

    Fun fact with the wild boars! A domestic pig only takes a handful of months at most to become a wild boar. How fun! :3

    • @scorpiocarnage1055
      @scorpiocarnage1055 3 роки тому +95

      Proving that it isn't a true domesticated animal.

    • @toomanyopinions8353
      @toomanyopinions8353 3 роки тому +106

      Lots of the captive ones pretty much act like wild boars as well

    • @Hudaaaldin2047
      @Hudaaaldin2047 3 роки тому +53

      Hashibira Inosuke

    • @saltyfishface4618
      @saltyfishface4618 3 роки тому +46

      @@Hudaaaldin2047 he was never domesticated

    • @kaixlotl_7296
      @kaixlotl_7296 3 роки тому +35

      Nope boars are a completely different species to domestic pigs, feral hogs≠wild boars

  • @keithleracc
    @keithleracc 2 роки тому +764

    "Our boy Squidward has two choices in life: he can either live a virgin or die a man."
    I HAVE *ASCENDED*

    • @thatcopenguy
      @thatcopenguy 2 роки тому +56

      to be completely fair female squids have like 5 digit number of offsprings at a time and if I found out my wife is giving birth to 42069 babies at once ima head out myself

    • @Akashathesilentassassin
      @Akashathesilentassassin 2 роки тому +11

      @@thatcopenguy Jesus Christ. Also, meme numbers

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 роки тому +7

      Call me silly/random,
      but i just want to do my fellow Science-Lovers a Favor,
      so excuse the Randomness but here you go,
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    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 2 роки тому +1

      @@slevinchannel7589 I have seen the channels from 2-4, but not the others

    • @lnarenkumar2327
      @lnarenkumar2327 2 роки тому +2

      I would add pbs eons too

  • @armandomr1988
    @armandomr1988 15 годин тому

    The cassowary sounds like an anxious psychopathic serial killer. Like, “COME ON, LET'S GO!” in the worst possible way.

  • @Sinistar8u
    @Sinistar8u Рік тому +3

    You always come up the best lines when describing animals! 😂

  • @origamipein18
    @origamipein18 2 роки тому +1202

    Wild Dogs (while chasing a car): "Sooner or later, you're going to run out of gas!"

    • @donutsduck9862
      @donutsduck9862 2 роки тому +57

      so fucking true

    • @showj0e
      @showj0e 2 роки тому +6

      333 likes…so I’ll comment instead.
      “your social post…i like it”

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 2 роки тому +3

      @@showj0e, Thank you. ^^ I have 334 likes, now. It's crazy since I only expected to get ONE like.

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 2 роки тому +12

      @4E4N Every animal serves a purpose on this planet.

    • @galaxian2797
      @galaxian2797 2 роки тому +19

      @@origamipein18 it’s purpose is probably *d e a t h*

  • @Novakayne27
    @Novakayne27 Рік тому +439

    "God gave them night vision and told the rest of the jungle to deal with it" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @guro-kawa-angel
    @guro-kawa-angel 11 місяців тому +3

    My grandma once hit a wild pig in Florida and it trotted away line it’s nothing. The front part of her fender is still busted to this day😭

  • @michaelmyyears4743
    @michaelmyyears4743 Рік тому +1

    The sound of Toyota on life support and the Eat bullets like 50 was funny AF

  • @mbanimation8018
    @mbanimation8018 3 роки тому +425

    When Cassowarys see anything moving, they press the delete button on their soul.

    • @TheKorenji
      @TheKorenji 3 роки тому +3

      just like 5% but that's more than enough

    • @mbanimation8018
      @mbanimation8018 3 роки тому +4

      The other 95% they have homicide on their mind.

  • @zenistu707
    @zenistu707 3 роки тому +798

    Me: Birds aren’t scary
    Cassowaries: Honey, you gotta big storm coming

    • @tacobread5012
      @tacobread5012 3 роки тому +14

      *pulls out a gun*

    • @Crow-Teeth
      @Crow-Teeth 3 роки тому +12

      Cassowaries aren't the only terrifying bird, trust me.

    • @anwin4505
      @anwin4505 3 роки тому +2

      Omg zensitu big fann

    • @Annie-wy5mc
      @Annie-wy5mc 3 роки тому +1

      @@Crow-Teeth well shit

    • @Dalek15
      @Dalek15 3 роки тому +3

      Cassowaries: 🎶I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING, PROVOKING, BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION, I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NNNAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEE, BORN IN FLAMES, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED, MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEATH!!!!🎶

  • @4TReYJaY
    @4TReYJaY Рік тому +1

    “GOD GAVE THEM NIGHT VISIONS AND TOLD THE REST OF THE JUNGLE TO DEAL WIT IT “ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jerrodmecca7745
    @jerrodmecca7745 Рік тому +5

    Imagine this dude does this himself on UA-cam. Definitely deserves his own show on a major network. 💯

  • @staria5040
    @staria5040 3 роки тому +139

    Homicidal murder chicken

    • @CrowAkechi_The_Luminary
      @CrowAkechi_The_Luminary 3 роки тому +2

      Homicidal 6 foot rejected veloceraptor design murder goose

    • @TheYeetsAreComing
      @TheYeetsAreComing 3 роки тому +2

      Genocidal tyrannosaurus Rex/Rogue sonic the hedgehog if he mixed with a velociraptor.

    • @IHateTheFloorFrFr
      @IHateTheFloorFrFr 3 роки тому +2

      Blue From Jurassic World With Feathers And Roid Rage.

  • @bradleyconner6333
    @bradleyconner6333 2 роки тому +1448

    This guy has more phrases for death than should be allowed. I can't recall if he said it in this one but my favorite might be "connect you to God's wifi"!!

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 2 роки тому +40

      Yeah he has

    • @experiencemaster1743
      @experiencemaster1743 2 роки тому +41

      He used that one when referring to one of the animals that can send you flying, I think it was one of his ones about the bison

    • @yoshithesage
      @yoshithesage 2 роки тому +29

      He said that with the poison snail. Takes just 5-8 hrs to connect you to God's wifi, lol

    • @cryptoleprechaun5492
      @cryptoleprechaun5492 2 роки тому +39

      Catch a Uber to the afterlife

    • @randorookie8587
      @randorookie8587 Рік тому +14

      “Roll you in a blunt and smoke the YOU pack”

  • @Ghost93221
    @Ghost93221 Рік тому +1

    The homicidal jungle goose. Got me laughing lmao

  • @youniverse6841
    @youniverse6841 Рік тому +4

    So... my crazy parents raised wild boars on their old farm. Just struck up a friendship one day and boom they had a daddy, mommy, and a crap ton of baby wild boars. My parents even built a covered shed for them to sleep in for rainy weather and fed them. They liked my parents, just not the rest of us.

  • @Nosretep
    @Nosretep 3 роки тому +515

    Person: *minding their own buisness in their backyard*
    Cassowary: Is that some kind of threat?

    • @IHateTheFloorFrFr
      @IHateTheFloorFrFr 3 роки тому +16

      It's More: *Oh! Are You Approaching Me?!*

    • @tomdean1876
      @tomdean1876 3 роки тому +10

      @@IHateTheFloorFrFr Instead of running away, you're approaching me?
      I'm only trying to get into my house
      Oh ho! Then go into your house

    • @Gregarman
      @Gregarman 3 роки тому +6

      Cassowary: "Oy mate, you tryna start somethin?!"

  • @kagame6524
    @kagame6524 Рік тому +1

    4:49 “god gave jaguars night vision, and told the rest of the jungle to deal with it” 😂😂😂

  • @anabellevee364
    @anabellevee364 10 місяців тому +4

    ok but I've been to a penguin parade and while my family was walking back to the car, some lady shouted at us to stop in our tracks. Then while everyone cleared the path an adorable little penguin waddled its derpy way across the road and I swear it was the cutest thing ever 😭

  • @thebonelord9309
    @thebonelord9309 3 роки тому +540

    I never thought I would hear a statement of a “oversized, homicidal, jungle goose” in my life, but we are here now lmao.

    • @sersastark
      @sersastark 2 роки тому +9

      That line sent me into a teary eyed laughing fit

    • @frankchan8203
      @frankchan8203 2 роки тому +3

      That so called goose would make an excellent pet for Arnold Schwarzenegger

    • @jeremiahthomas9833
      @jeremiahthomas9833 2 роки тому +3

      Some of the things he says makes me double take, but it makes sense. Lol

    • @ShadeScarecrow
      @ShadeScarecrow 2 роки тому +1

      True, it is a very accurate description though xD

    • @meap6474
      @meap6474 2 роки тому +1

      They're just Canadian geese on steroids lol

  • @_wolfisthename1857
    @_wolfisthename1857 3 роки тому +640

    "florda panthers are like santa and black men who dont cheat,they simply do not exist" this had me rolling

    • @myloki22
      @myloki22 3 роки тому +30

      “Like Santa and BLACK MEN WHO CHEAT, they simply do not exist” is how it goes lol

    • @thepage7135
      @thepage7135 3 роки тому +1

      @@myloki22 yeah but the way he said it was more true in fact the quote should just be “men who do not cheat”.

    • @zacharyriley4561
      @zacharyriley4561 3 роки тому +2

      @@myloki22 Is it a joke about how black guys aren't in committed relationships?

    • @michaelchamberlain2424
      @michaelchamberlain2424 3 роки тому

      Had me dead

    • @_wolfisthename1857
      @_wolfisthename1857 3 роки тому +1

      @@myloki22 lol

  • @WowUrFcknHxC
    @WowUrFcknHxC Рік тому +2

    Saying a koala has the IQ of a stuffed animal is throwing shade at the stuffed animal.

  • @petermetcalf4814
    @petermetcalf4814 Рік тому

    here I was thinking you couldn't find a way to make your content even more appealing to me and then I hear the It's always sunny in Philadelphia music playin in the back XD

  • @DiegoreSCL
    @DiegoreSCL 3 роки тому +676

    "There's 3 types of cassowaries and I approve of exactly none of them" LMAO

    • @njones420
      @njones420 2 роки тому +17

      It's rare I genuinely laugh out loud in a video, but that really tickled me!

  • @rixti
    @rixti 3 роки тому +216

    "An overgrown hom!cidal jungle goose that sounds like a Toyota on life support and indigestion.."
    Im DED 😂

    • @nkosibless2253
      @nkosibless2253 3 роки тому +1

      @SoMuchFacepalm i read the emu's defeated the Australian army

    • @ariefraiser140
      @ariefraiser140 3 роки тому

      @SoMuchFacepalm Your failure to neutralize your enemies strength still counts as a lost.

  • @yesher12
    @yesher12 Рік тому +3

    As a Texan, living on a ranch, I can 100% say wild hogs are dangerous as all get out. I was charged by a sounder of about 25-30 with some huge sows(200lbs). Pull my hammy trying to run from them and hit the slick, muddy ground. I will never walk on my back pasture without a large firearm and big dogs. We trap them on our ranch and they nasty behind reinforced traps. I have seen some boars launch over a sounder of young ones just to escape. BTW, the damage they do to land and crops is horrendous.

  • @chriswest2290
    @chriswest2290 Рік тому +1

    Just found this channel and absolutely love it 👍

  • @bluemirror6056
    @bluemirror6056 3 роки тому +964

    "I don't have a fear of birds!"
    Cassowary: Oh Ho HO- _I've come for your bones_

    • @fnafchannel3796
      @fnafchannel3796 3 роки тому +14

      Magpies: haha _hello_

    • @missingtundra1624
      @missingtundra1624 3 роки тому +17

      Ever met a magpie? Poke peoples eyes out for no reason, not to mention they always look hella angry and have blood Orange or red eyes with small pupils, sharp ass beaks and claws, and will chase people on their bikes for blocks just because they were near their nesting site. WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA, MATE.
      No but seriously they are found everywhere in Australia and we actually have to learn about them in school and how to stay safe from their attacks. In their breeding season their is signs up warning nesting sites nearby lol. Australians are used to them and know how to avoid them but I feel bad for my German opair who didn’t know about them and got chased a whole street down by one with her bike. Magpies hate bikes. In fact many kids have Mohawks on their helmets to stop magpies. Magpies. Hate. Bikes. Magpie hate everyone. They are beautiful birds all year but when it gets to August (sometimes June) they turn into murder birds. Magpies are evil, all year round they are friendly and will take food from your hand if your still enough, but as soon as your like 20 meters near their nesting tree, they forget all the bread you have given to them and turn into flying cassowaries but with sharper beaks.

    • @missingtundra1624
      @missingtundra1624 3 роки тому +2

      @E *cries*

    • @ayooo_kitten6540
      @ayooo_kitten6540 3 роки тому +2

      @@missingtundra1624 cool. I have a pet one hes a sweetie but anyways have fun with that.

    • @missingtundra1624
      @missingtundra1624 3 роки тому +2

      @@ayooo_kitten6540 as an Australian they are beautiful and sociable birds with their flock/family, but when it comes to breeding season and no matter how many chips you give them they will not hesitate.

  • @MrMaboboz
    @MrMaboboz 2 роки тому +252

    "god gave them night vision and told the rest of the jungle to deal with it", 😂😂😂😂

  • @One_of_Many750
    @One_of_Many750 Рік тому

    Brotha You’ve Got Bars When Presenting These !!!!
    Love The Knowledge!!!

  • @joyelizabethmellinger
    @joyelizabethmellinger Рік тому +1

    You're a very good narrator. No bullshit. U have become a master of your craft, and it's a privilege and honor to have witnessed your rise. Thank You, young man. We appreciate all of your efforts. Have a great weekend. 👍😎🤜🤛🤙💯✌

  • @thatgamerguy6449
    @thatgamerguy6449 3 роки тому +468

    Steve: Will wrestle crocs
    Also Steve: Is that a peacock with the highest atk stat of any bird *panics into a stumble*

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 2 роки тому +46

      The gators didn't have a knife

    • @outandabout259
      @outandabout259 2 роки тому +28

      @@npc6817 and you can grab and hold them relatively safely if you know what you are doing

    • @vcsa681
      @vcsa681 2 роки тому +6

      @@npc6817 Gators had only one way to kill you

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 2 роки тому +4

      @@vcsa681 gators also have no beef with humans unlike these murdergeese

  • @kristenbrand8649
    @kristenbrand8649 2 роки тому +573

    "God gave them life and now they make it everyone's problem"
    Yoo same

  • @kadenolive1521
    @kadenolive1521 Рік тому

    Hands down the very best information to blow your mind on the planet this dude is smart as f*** and effing hilarious with his fun wordplay :) thx man, best vid yet!

  • @macaryl95
    @macaryl95 7 місяців тому +1

    Two of my favourite new animal enthusiasts in one video

  • @ramendampfen
    @ramendampfen 3 роки тому +1468

    Dude can you do one about Humans i hate those mfs, they have a crazy killcount per year

  • @weabooalchemist9564
    @weabooalchemist9564 2 роки тому +778

    The “abduct over adopt” line made me laugh my ass off the most

  • @rocket455
    @rocket455 4 місяці тому

    Hilarious and educational material my man, love your vids, keep up the incredible work💯🍻👊🏽

  • @dearestphilander7127
    @dearestphilander7127 Рік тому +2

    Emus be breakin ankels
    Black air force energy 💀

  • @grandmagertrude7676
    @grandmagertrude7676 2 роки тому +540

    “We Stan pog shark” is a sentence I didnt know I needed to hear

  • @ivanlagayacrus1891
    @ivanlagayacrus1891 2 роки тому +466

    As a Texan literally everyone I know has broken something on their car to hitting a boar at 60mph and in almost every case the bastard just walked it off and left

    • @Tokuijin
      @Tokuijin 2 роки тому +26

      Between hitting boar 🐗 or deer 🦌, which is worse?

    • @ivanlagayacrus1891
      @ivanlagayacrus1891 2 роки тому +100

      @@Tokuijin boar. Worst a deer can do is puncture a windshield. Boars are smaller but just as heavy if not heavier, so their density means they'll usually buckle crush points in your front end

    • @KaylaThePisces
      @KaylaThePisces 2 роки тому +6

      I’ve never seen them, thank goodness 😅

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 2 роки тому +16

      The fact you called it a "bastard" tickled me for some reason...

    • @Svensk7119
      @Svensk7119 2 роки тому +16

      @person person No. I don't think Texas is really moose country.

  • @mikaelabailey423
    @mikaelabailey423 Рік тому

    The more I watch the more I want to like this video. But I've already liked it, so I'm just fighting myself from hitting the button and unliking this amazingly entertaining and informative video💜💜

  • @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773
    @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773 2 роки тому +742

    When he talked about a male swan stealing an egg from a female to raise with a male partner, I nearly choked imagining the female's response.

    • @slendveny7191
      @slendveny7191 2 роки тому +18

      Foster care

    • @foxliasgriffinYT
      @foxliasgriffinYT 2 роки тому +105

      swan: thanks for the child now bye im heading off with my boyfriend

    • @commoncommentatingcommento8683
      @commoncommentatingcommento8683 2 роки тому +57

      Female after laying the egg and hatching it: Say Sike RIGHT NOW!!

    • @aeroscantsee1665
      @aeroscantsee1665 2 роки тому +89

      Female swan: I can't believe you've done this

    • @Nicooriia
      @Nicooriia 2 роки тому +65

      Surrogate swans. When you just swan-a be a parent.

  • @biggycheese3642
    @biggycheese3642 3 роки тому +164

    "Im not afraid of them. Im aware of them."

  • @HYVEnetwork
    @HYVEnetwork Рік тому +3

    0:35 I heard Rattata 😂 Ash would have caught nothin but a fade 😂😂

  • @RdcFansLive
    @RdcFansLive Рік тому

    “They will throw hands right at fish’s dome piece and with 8 arms there’s plenty of hands to go around”😂😂

  • @Chris-ci8vs
    @Chris-ci8vs 2 роки тому +521

    Australian here. I took a group of German girls up to Northern Queensland and went hiking in a national park. I warned them about cassowaries, and they all made fun of me for being scared of a bird. That night we stayed at a country hotel and met a guy who showed us his scars from where he'd been disemboweled by one. The girls' faces went completely white haha.

    • @badpiggies988
      @badpiggies988 Рік тому +53

      Tell them your country (which kicked Japan’s butt in ww2) literally lost a war against another big scary bird species

    • @Pluto137
      @Pluto137 Рік тому +16

      Disemboweled and not dead? :0

    • @voltekthecyborg7898
      @voltekthecyborg7898 Рік тому +69

      @@Pluto137 Under certain conditions, like no ruptured organs, you can live remarkably long with your guts hanging out, max is 24 hours from what I have heard. However, you still shouldn't take those chances

    • @Lunam_D._Roger
      @Lunam_D._Roger Рік тому +32

      @@voltekthecyborg7898 Yep. Plenty long to get to a hospital under the right conditions, so long as you've a car or can find a nice clearing with some phone signal to call the royal Australian flying doctor service.

    • @viridiantheforest1037
      @viridiantheforest1037 Рік тому +5

      You'd think that they would trust a local 🤦

  • @scenessalsajar
    @scenessalsajar 2 роки тому +1336

    Him explaining gay lions just made me smile like an idiot

  • @chingofeeterprints4692
    @chingofeeterprints4692 11 місяців тому +1

    I’ve watched the Blue Penguin Parade on Philip Island before while visiting family in Australia, and it was definitely one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen.

  • @panemetcircenses510
    @panemetcircenses510 10 місяців тому +1

    Taking one to an airport dressed in boots as an emotional support animal would be lol

  • @riakun
    @riakun 2 роки тому +308

    "They'll gladly take your soul over half a box of popcorn."
    I mean, same honestly.

  • @mumujibirb
    @mumujibirb 2 роки тому +305

    Imagine you somehow tame all cassowaries in existence. Train them to attack whoever you point at. I don’t know how much power that gives you

    • @KBWeeds
      @KBWeeds 2 роки тому +12

      Sounds like The Unsullied.

    • @mumujibirb
      @mumujibirb 2 роки тому +29

      Probably more than the infinity gauntlet.

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 2 роки тому +17

      But then, you suddenly need to point at someone

    • @mumujibirb
      @mumujibirb 2 роки тому +12

      @@teathesilkwing7616 Just point at your arch rival. Serves them right.

    • @failedtoloadpleasetryagain1862
      @failedtoloadpleasetryagain1862 2 роки тому +14

      @@mumujibirb what if you get something in your eye so you try to take it out but the cassowary thinks your pointing at yourself

  • @SVGPRO
    @SVGPRO Рік тому +1

    “Toyota on life support” 😂

  • @LesgoSaquon
    @LesgoSaquon Рік тому +1

    Me: "I forgot to do my chores so I'd rather died to a bird than my mom with the belt"

  • @edgelord8337
    @edgelord8337 3 роки тому +382

    You can tell this guy is based because he knows regular show.

    • @josephhoover4542
      @josephhoover4542 3 роки тому +23

      Who wouldn’t know that classic?

    • @arctiousx6145
      @arctiousx6145 3 роки тому +5

      Please tell me what based means lmao

    • @chainmachine1954
      @chainmachine1954 3 роки тому +8

      @@arctiousx6145it means based on reality, rarely used when something is actually based on reality

    • @chaxs_connoisseur
      @chaxs_connoisseur 3 роки тому

      @@chainmachine1954 his name checks out

    • @totlicker
      @totlicker 3 роки тому +1

      im guessing you mean biased and it’s a typo or maybe i just can’t understand words, but whatever the case, you’re referring to that geese episode on regular show right?

  • @mortified776
    @mortified776 3 роки тому +368

    "God gave them life and they make it everyone's problem."
    "Basically the IRS but with teeth and a tail."
    😂

  • @GlitzyWitch
    @GlitzyWitch 6 місяців тому

    I love it when you two collab. They are scary ass birdd, cassaroy, cassarole 😂 that was awesome, Ive learned more about nature in my 40 odd years than watching years of nature programs. Thanking you, keep up the good work ❤

  • @AGoofyMonkey516
    @AGoofyMonkey516 Рік тому +1

    0:56 bro was speaking verbal sign language 😂

  • @sinceys2461
    @sinceys2461 2 роки тому +310

    "I'm not afraid of birds. I'm just aware of them." -Hood Nature
    :D