What Happened to the Murder Hornets and Why Cows Eat Snakes
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Murder hornets were a filler episode
They gettin their training arc now
For those old enough to remember, Murder Hornets were a Morgan & Wong episode. (X-Files. It's an original X-Files reference.)
I really wished they called them something else :D
@@ricky18redblack31 bruh those fkers are just bigger wasps
They got nothing on the Executioner Wasp.
“If you’re a rancher you’re better off trading your shotgun for a donkey because you don’t have to load a donkey”
Phrasing.
I thought the same thing. XD Also, feeding one is technically loading it, isn't it?
@@DieselWeasel and pooping=ejecting shells?
“It makes an ass out of you and me?”
Good thing he added that part at the end. Some folks ain't that bright. Might attempt to "load that donkey" from behind. Poor donkey, what a jack ass. LMAO!
I'm going back to Archer. I miss that show.
Fun fact about the European Badger; they know how to use cat flaps and can open fridges. How do I know? I found one in a room that could only be accessed by a cat flap because the doors were locked and my fridge had been raided and I was the only human there
Fun fact that was my fat ass raiding your fridge
@@jpeg.. YOU must not have colerbone and have pretty flexible ribs
I'm growing increasingly curious about how things like this happen lol
Damn now imagine if a russian badger broke in, that'd be crazy.
@@Random-gn6ew I refuse to imagine. No good can come of it!
About the European badger:
I live in Switzerland.
Some 70 years ago, mail was delivered by foot as much as possible and oftentimes, the mailman had to travel between the small villages near enough from each other for the mailman to go to.
It was common for the mailman to cut through small dirt roads and forests to keep the walking distance as short as possible.
Mail was delivered early in the morning so it was basically a night job.
Badgers are active at night.
When badgers feel threatened even for the slightest, they usually attack and bite strong enough for them to hear bones shatter. After that they flee almost systematically in their burrows very quickly, leaving the “threat” behind with a broken limb.
It was so common for the mailman to be attacked and left with a broken ankle that post offices used to give charcoal to their employees so that they could put some in their socks.
After that, when badgers attacked and bit in the charcoal they were instantly hearing it shattering.
Believing the bone was fractured, they fled as usual.
The mailman’s job was far less risky after that. And then some 10-15 years after that, they started using cars.
Wow, that is a fascinating story. Thanks for sharing. Were there any reports of European badgers killing people?
Interesting, but I wonder if the Badger population has declined in Switzerland 🇨🇭 🤔
whoa, that's intense. how did they figure out the charcoal trick?
@@derricklangford4725 how would they at all. Correlate
That sounds so fake it must be true
"One hornet nearly unsubscribed coyote peterson from life." 😂
😂😂😂 super slept on
Literally it was painful to watch HIM in pain
I was about to fall asleep until I heard one hornet nearly unsubscribed coyote Peterson from life and I was awake for another hour from laughing
Yea they can
@@lilhonni no it wasn't cause he's dumb
"There are worse snakes out there. You've probably dated them"
why so PERSONAL BRUH
For real, why's he gotta bring up old shit
I was trying to find this comment bc I really just wanna like it and not comment it 💀💀
I love this guy. “He turned the prey into a prayer.”I’m dead lol.
Also may I mention little mac crab the KO punchs prey!
And so is the prey.
This man is a national treasure. 4.2 million views and 180k likes on a fun educational video. Absolute legend.
He Really is. I couldn't agree more
i love all the ways he refers to death. so funny. like the cloud cookout lol
he is unbelievable - witty, timing and how he includes things like tic tock users -hahahaha
"nature made them so good at living in the mountains that they literally can't survive anywhere else, so when you take them out they get canceled by diseases they usually wouldn't have to worry about up in god's attic."
i fucking love this channel
There's a place in California that actually has 7 of them that they are breeding.
@@LoneVarg I saw some Pallas Cats at Prospect Park Zoo in Brooklyn, NYC, a few years back. Their website says they still have them there. I guess they can adapt, given the right care.
i love that as soon as i read this he said the line lmao
theres also one at the north dakota zoo, i laughed because it seemed so pissed while the snow leopard acted like a complete derp
"Because, apparently when America was fighting for independence, he was right there in them trenches." 🤣
That killed me
This dude said, completely deadpan, that "they experience post-nut clarity only in the afterlife." LMFAOOOOOOOO. Wow. This guy is a LEGEND. I feel guilty for not paying loads of money for this fantastic content. I almost choked on my tea when I heard that joke. Best combination of comedic wit and intellect/knowledge on UA-cam.
Discovery should be giving this cat a multi-million dollar contract.
9:39
Also mad respect for your knowledge. You arent just a walking pokedeck. You are a walking book case of zoology encyclopedias. I thought i was geeky about animals and you are schooling me on some things.
.... do you not know how to use Google? That's literally all he's doing lmao
@@hyphymovement203 yes but he is still learning it, and doing his research. Yeah you can Google anything. We used to do the same thing with books at the library. Your statement is like telling the middle school me that my A+ grade science report was total crap because I just read all that stuff out of an encyclopedia. Like I have to go to the jungle and research all the animals like it is still 1820 in order for it to be legit. It doesn't matter where you get the information. You still gotta do the leg work to get it. Give the guy credit for actually putting in the work to do his research.
Right now you are laughing because he looked something up. While you probably never looked anything up that you didn't absolutely have to, and got all your knowledge from guys like him who did look it up for the video you just watched. Like a Google search is easy. The search engine throws so much crap at you, it could take hours to find the information you are looking for. So it isn't easy. Neither was looking that stuff up in a 208 volume encyclopedia set your library had. And it was the same in that you might go through sections in 3 or 4 books that mentioned something you were looking for before you found that one book out of 208 that actually answered your question. Same thing with a Google search. You will look through a bunch of different links and web pages and forum posts and wiki before you find the information you are looking for. Apparently you don't understand that. You think it is quick and easy. Which I give you a point. It is quicker and easier than it was 30 years ago. But the process of research is the same. And research is work and you learn from doing it. A process you don't seem to get.
@@IdentityCrisis1581 literally search on Google or yt any animal that he's mentioned and you will find exactly word for word what he says in his video. If you think he spends hours and hours doing research you are very delusional. You can watch a nature documentary and get 99% of the same information I'm laughing at yiur own laziness which makes you think he's spending his whole life researching animals. He literally reads our the first thing he finds try it out yourself and you will see
"Australia has no food chain, it's just a free-for-all."
Still laughing at that one!
Humans included
That's something everyone can agree on
Yessss
From some one who lives Australia this is best comment
"called me a human pokedex"
"He aint wrong tho"
*He accepted his fate we must comence the ritual*
Hamburger cheeseburger bic mac whopper
@@YC-km9pt Big Mac Whopper Big Mac Whopper Big Mac Whopper
Hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper
Where is the pickles!? I can't find the pickles, the ritual won't go well without pickles!
@Billy Oak How, the machines was supposed to be broken
2 things: my understanding is that it isn’t the lack of pressure that causes the blob fish to droop like that, but the specimens that we see the photos of have decomposed greatly, which causes the flesh to sink down like a floppy looking nose.
-I’ve always pronounced trolling like “troll” -ing. Love your videos!!!
He’s pronouncing it like that because it’s bottom “trawling”.
That would be because trawling and trolling are different words
"Might cost you an extra session of therapy but i promise you there are more venemous snakes , and you have probably dated them" 💀....bruhh!!!
Sickest bars in the video 🙏🙏🙏🙏😤😤😤😤😤😤
I believe I may have dated a few.
“They usually get clapped but an effort was made and I respect that” lmao
The fact that he had to say Usually get clapped is the best part of that sentence.
Real badgers CAN actually square up to a bear, it's the American badger the only one that looses most of the time
Real badgers are the definition of going berserk, their skin is also so hard it can even stop bullets and their claws are ridiculously big.
Even if they have difficulty killing something, their viciousness and imperviousness ensures that the attacker bleeds out before it suffers any serious damage
They could win
Murder hornets come to Florida gets yeeted into nonexistent
@@rompevuevitos222 iniiiiooo$8$8j
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I love how whenever he talks about a cute looking animal he aways has to specify that you cannot have them as pets because he just knows someone is gonna ask
No doubt someone will ask
No doubt someone will try
Jokes on him I want a cow as a pet (everybody needs goals in life)
Ask. Or try. Whichever opportunity comes first 🤷
@@sabsab878 facts. Cows are cool
“Australia has no food chain, it’s a fucking free for all” had me dead 🤣💀
Quality content. This man deserves a full on tv show. He is this generation’s Sir David Attenborough.
"There's worse snakes in your life and you've probably dated them" another god tier joke lol.
I felt that one lol
@@justSunny7 Exactly..!!!
@@theautodan7095 I haven't :(. hashtagforeveralone (Yes I know the actual hashtag is this #.) Though I guess in this case it's a good thing.
I'm glad someone acknowledged it, that joke was fuckin incredible
@@Berilia yeah, he speaks so quick that you can miss it if you aren't paying attention
"The other day someone called me a walking pokedex" god tier jokes.
Yes indeed, and 777 likes, nice
I like to call him the Gen Z-oologist lol.
@@soulgazer11 😂😂
Bruh I've seen someone comment it tho lol
"God gave them the right to bear arms and they acted accordingly" boi that's some Gold right there 😅
Here in Spain (and other parts of Europe, I guess), we've had huge problems with Asian wasps, mainly because they were devouring European honey bees (huge issue, because those cute little buddies are vital for maintaining the local ecosystem). Fortunately, human action, along with the bees learning how to coordinate to kill an attacking wasp (they literally swarm a single wasp by the hundreds), has put the situation quite under control.
"Australia has no food chain, it's a fucking free-for-all."
I am dead. XD
Haha
Kill or be killed
Nature's 2b2t
As an Australian I approve of this message.
@@rosewatergaming2560 I'll drink to that mate
"I was not kidding American Badgers stepping to Grizzly Bears, they usually get clapped but an effort was made and you know I respect that." Ya know...me to man.
RIP that suicidal little furry bastard.
I was on a baseball team called the honey badgers. We kicked ass
You trying to spell grizzly failed, but you tried, and I respect that.
@@eliferguson3422 thanks for the spot, ya know..I respect that
Yes but when I heard usually I couldn't help but think ok but what about the unusual scenario
It’s so wonderful to listen and watch a well educated young man. Props to you Sir, I hope you’re life is great ❤️🙏🏻❤️
Thank you for the section about blobfish. Keep spreading the word about those poor little "ugly fish" who are in immense pain - if they survived the journey to the surface.
"Nature decided to pimp out this shrimp for no reason"
Brilliant
i saw a video recently were the one in the video said the exact same thing
I thought he was talking about the pistol shrimp
@@captaineinsicht264 lol, a shrimp can break bone
@@hijvgkolfsr5871 ???
@@captaineinsicht264 Remember how the Mantis Shrimp punches so hard that he creates a bubble hotter than the sun? The Pistol one specialized in doing that just by clenching claws too fast
Nature: So what survival skills do you want?
Mantis Shrimp: *points to dragon-ball*
Nature: *shrugs* alright then
The reason we're not dead yet is because this thing doesn't know how to shoot ki and breath in land yet.
nature's original weeb
Lol.
“But now, I go _BEYOND_ LSD SHRIMP!”
Nah more like: *points at One Punch Man*
Actually, for the past year I have been volunteering at Cheyenne mountain zoo and we own two Pallas cats. They are literarily never seen although they are in there enclosure all the time bc god decided that they should literally be the descendant of Garfield. Also known to be the highest zoo in North America, this makes sense that they would actually live here. Also fun fact, they use there tails to step on during winter so there feet don’t get cold. Pretty darn cute for someone as grouchy as Grumpy cat but could still kill you if they wanted.
I used to live an hour from the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo, and I have gotten to see the Pallas Cats, we used to joke that they hated my mother because they would always just glare at her 😂
I love how you actually have good information but make it funny. Great content man
"If you're a rancher, get a donkey"
Hold up. Some donkeys will kill your livestock. Your sheep, goats, etc. You have to raise them with said livestock when they are young for them to protect them more efficiently.
And here I thaugh that Donkeys where just mini horses
Zedonks are worse
@@pineappleproductions1696 Nope, they aren't even related and have different build and behaviour!
Yeah but...they look similar
I've actually heard of guard donkeys before, they're also great intruder alarms as their brays carry for miles and they will always complain to the manager.
Just gotta be willing to put up with the noise, but, I mean. If you own a farm you know what you're getting into.
“7 deadly sins but as animals” is the most hood nature type shid I’ve seen
Anime is hood now 😶
@@itsnottimetostop4462 Naw
@@itsnottimetostop4462 Define now
@@A_Black_Sheep94 what bruh
@@noddinoffopioids The hood has been watching anime for a long time
7:33 - "Because when America was fighting for independence, apparently the badger's right there in them trenches."
10:55 the black screen was genius actually
One thing to understand about the Mantis Shimp is that it strikes at 50 mph UNDERWATER. That is absurd. Water is 4x more dense than air. The fastest humans don't punch that fast in atmo.
Some things are best left in the ocean...
ok now think about this if that shrimp was out of water do you wonder on how much faster it would throw a punch since it throws a punch underwater at 50 mph
@@TheDarkLord-fr6cb At what point would it punch its own arm off?
@@TheDarkLord-fr6cb it could wind up actually being a detriment to the shrimp to be on land. Yes, it could punch harder, but it also wouldn’t have the resistance of the water to keep it from falcon punching his way into becoming an amputee. Idk this for sure but it would make sense if the shrimp would actually wind up hurting itself trying to repeatedly punch on land
Watched a video of one of these things strike a dude in a kayak and it made him bleed through a water shoe
'It can handle more pressure than a college kid with Immigrant parents' Are you sure about that
Immigrant*
This is gonna be me on a few years
@@riquelmerguardado1032 this is me NOW
'believe me, I would know'
Dude I love your videos. They're very entertaining, and factual. Thanks for the knowledge in a very funny/fun way.
Thanks for making these videos! Love them! Your passion for animals is so cool to me and your knowledge impressive! Also the presentation of this information through these videos is easy to digest and very entertaining! Especially with your humor. I like these videos because who doesn’t just wanna chill out and learn about animals? Even when it’s about terrifying and brutal animals, I find it pleasant and relaxing to watch! Thanks again ❤️❤️
“They were given the right to bear arms and so they acted accordingly” 🤣🤣
Immediately subbed after that line!
I subbed too, this guy is hilarious and full of info. Well spoken. Hell ya brother.
Bungie must've taken inspiration from the emerald tree boas, very similar split, minus the boa not having a jaw lmao
Imagine that shrimp and Mike Tyson squared up😂😂
*God gave them
that's what he stated
@@hlogilehlogonolo5438 around 80000 km an hour without the density of water
Hood Nature doesn't realize this, but he is making everyone's day better.
@Not Berber how
@Not Berber In a good way though 🙃
@Not Berber how?
He’s ruining our day in a good way
@Not Berber It makes me laugh but that’s actually understandable
"Mantis makes no sense"
It makes sense with salt pepper and lime juice
When my 80 something uncle was a young man he was stung by one of these in Lawrence County TN. I have seen some of the things near a yellow jacket nest in my yard about 20 or so years ago. They were hunting yellow jackets. They apparently live here in very small numbers. No mistaking them. They are vastly larger than any other wasp I've ever seen.
I'm not much impressed by claims they just showed up are have gone extinct.
"Australia has no food chain, it's essentially free-for-all."
And my respect towards Australians just went up several levels.
We generally try not to be where the creatures are...
And if we must be there we try to eat the critters before they eat us. Any Australian that has some experience with road tripping has definitely eaten kangaroo, has probably eaten snake or emu and rarely - yet possibly - has tried spider.
It's okay... Kinda like spicy peanut with a hint of egg white...
@@kentonbaird1723 wow... OK, mad respect right now!
@@kentonbaird1723 As another Aussie I can second this. We call eating the native wildlife 'Bush Tukka'. I need to try croc at some point though. Mum says it apparently has a texture of chicken.
@@evilmarshmallow7374 Sort of a point between chicken and tuna.
And it weirdly takes on a bit of the flavor of what it's eaten a lot of.
Your farmed crock tastes something not unlike chicken, but different still. Wild crock has a bit of fish to it, with the occasional hint of wet dog... And, err... Be slightly concerned of the one that tastes a tad like pork; It's OFTEN pork, but not always.
There's a very good place to the south of me which makes crocodile Chorizo sausages. Breathtaking quality, slightly insane cook.
@@kentonbaird1723 Oh Awesome! Thanks!
Vegans: We must go plant base like the cows.
Cow: (Slowly chewing on snake)
vegan logics are dumb.
@@diamond_dude1063 u make no sense
Lmaoo
@@alilsalty7614 are you vegan? Because it makes sense you can even drop the s on logics.
Vegan logic is dumb. Do you understand now, if not repeat what I wrote out loud in a slow manner. 😹
@@Catnipfumar Yes, I am Vegan. Which is is why I find all of this funny :)
“That squirrel in your attic that you haven’t met yet…” caught me off guard!!
Let me just tell y’all, I never MEANT to find this man’s channel. I didn’t go out looking for this, it popped up on my feed. Let me tell y’all this thou, I’m Super Glad I clicked on the video. Dude smart asf and be having me dead while dropping straight facts. I literally binge watch this dude during work. Customers stop they days to listen in on it. Thanks my Boy. Keep going hard and giving us these facts !!!!
Mantis Shrimp -"Built like a pride symbol with the left hand of Thanos"
Best definition ever😂
I was on the floor hahaha
Its literally of the definition of size dont matter
dude i was 666 like
Bruh the shrimp is like a starter weapon that’s maxed out with all the attachments
Ikr
Ok
This is perfect
So basically a COD MW and CW new weapon?
The starter weapon that upgrades into the best weapon, but they already did that.
That's really funny I didn't think about the hornets after they were first reported. I just assumed they were chilling in the background
4:01
Most people: *terrified screams*
Me (and other snek lovers): Aww look at the baby
Nicole is that you?
You have 10 snakes already, please stop.
Man idk who Nicole is, but boy do I wish I was her lmfao
Jus a wittle sneky boy
@@Gay_toasts Yee snek 🥰
@@DragonStarr17 lmao, I'm going to show her this.
"They get out of hibernation on July"
Oh boy, looks like Season 2's fast approaching.
Oh no...
Could be a red herring.
@@williamgeorge3111 Let's hope...
hehehe
My sister may have seen one and I'm so upset she didn't catch it to identify it. x'D But she's scared of bugs, so it made sense she didn't try. :'/
"God's attic"
"Satan's basement"
Adding those those to my vocabulary
"Those Those"
@@henrt68 just noticed that
@@henrt68 didn't even notice it.
@@alludba1023 wtf me either till he mentioned it 😂😂💀
@@XHxneyOppz some illuminati shit I'm sure
I don't know who writes your script, but A plus! And your delivery is brilliant. They both keep me coming back; even more than the fascinating facts you're conveying!
usually my brain explodes when someone speaks facts but this guys voice is smooth and hes actually saying stuff im into, WEIRD ANIMAL FACTS
Vegan: You can have a healthy body by eating fruits and veggies only.
The Cow:
You really can't. Every vegan in my family that's been doing it for more that 5 years has serious health problems. For instance developing type 1 diabetes at 30...
@@MrGoatflakes Oh yeah definitely not. It's why supplements are recommended if you are completely plant-based, though a lot of substitutes exist now.
Also vegetarians can still inhale a sleeve of oreos, and vegans can still eat certain family-sized bags of chips if they so please.
Haha, yeah. I learned this the hard way at 7 after I threw up after having a diet consisted of only berries for a few months.
@@theautisticartist9370 by that time you were probably throwing up from both ends!
I think it is almost certainly possible to be a healthy vegan. At least theoretically. But it's probably also possible to be healthy eating only from McDonald's... But why in either case would you stack the deck so heavily against yourself? On one of the two things you can do to better your health, but which is so fraught with gotchas in the first place? And yeah as I said before, you are human, you are going to fuck it up, and you could very definitely destroy your health in the process, and I've seen it again and in my own family.
That said I'm a sloth and overweight and eat far too many calories and certainly too much meat and dairy.
Probably even too much fish. NGL I can and have eaten two pound of smoked salmon in a sitting...
But I'm working on it. Got the fruit and veg up to optimal levels. Working on bringing the meat dairy and calories to a dull roar :v and cut the sugar and alcohol to maybe a biweekly thing of not stupid proportions.
My intestines have thanked me.
I'm pushing 50, have had a terrible but at least varied diet and lifestyle for most of my adult life and I can say my health problems are quite mild compared to half of my "healthy lifestyle" vegan extended family, and they are mostly a decade younger than me.
I don't smoke and I try to catch the exercise once or twice a year, so I'm sure that helps, but then they also don't smoke and pretty sure they exercise regularly as well.
The cow is forever going to be used in my arguments and debates. Vegan is slow suicide.
"That means you, your dog, and the squirrel in your attic you haven't met yet"
This is literally the funniest shit ever
You forgot Harambe. X)
And the monotonous tone he uses makes it even better
I'm an Aussie and u taught me something about koalas i didn't previously know.. and in a funny way. Love it.
Thank you for your videos. You have a wicked sense of humor, you talk fast but I was able to understand and keep up! I love watching your videos!
Keep it up… please!!
"There's 3 classifications in Australia: Dangerous, Poisonous, and Sheep"
"What about Cows"
"Well they're not poisonous and they're not sheep"
EDIT: It may surprise you to learn, but I do know the difference between poisonous and venomous, I do not need anyone to point it out, I just didn't feel like pulling out a dictionary for a joke.
I am/was your 69th like. You're welcome.
South America is the land of poison, Australia is venom zone.
Hehe
The only way we could make Australia worse is introducing moose, bears, and hippos there
@@ihorvoronchak8191 I'd suggest Honey Badgers too, but those little assholes would probably depopulate Australia of everything else, because genocide is their favourite pastime.
Fun fact about mantis shrimp vision: Even though they have more receptors than humans do, they actually see LESS colors than us. They have more receptors because, unlike us, their eyes can't combine the colors (such as blue + red = purple). They need a separate receptor for purple
To be accurate it is our brain that combines the colors not the eye itself but yeah more or less correct.
Also they have trinocular vision in each eye.
These guys are one my favorites. Mainly because how pretty they look but also can punch the fuck out of you and I love it
@@vaporean_boylove.0w083 "pimped out for no reason" is the best description for them and I refuse any other now.
@@ryuzayuki1997
Agreed. They are pimp shrimp of the sea that can bitch slap you XD
@@ryuzayuki1997
Agreed. They are pimp shrimp of the sea that can bitch slap you XD
love your quick witted commentary...Thanks for knowledge and entertainment, you're the best 👌🏾 👍🏾 ☺
you are awesome and your videos have been helping me get thru some tough times recently thank you sir.
“...more pressure than a college kid with immigrant parents.”
Could you not remind me rn? Tryna relax this summer.
😂 same
Exactly
"More pressure than a college kid with immigrant parents?" Omfg, that hit too hard lmao.
That comment from him defines me(Literally)
Too real
Love your channel. Very fun, thanks!
This is one of the most informative, entertaining, and worthwhile channels around here. I’ve learned a lot.
Thank you!
Btw, for anyone wondering about that absolute monstrosity in the last frame of the video, it's called a telescope fish, and it is probably what the devil sees when he gets sleep paralysis.
How tf do I only now find out about these fish?! Thank you for the info, another deep sea fish added to my list of "horrifying yet cool" fish
@Shasvin Puvanesvaran cute? Please define cute
"And it is probably what the devil sees when he gets sleep paralysis."
I fucking love you
Ty and love the joke 😂😂😂😂
Thank you. I legit said out loud "what the FUCK is that?!" And preceeded into the comment section in hopes of an answer.
"god gave them the right to bear arms and they act accordingly" is my new favorite line on mantis shrimp! I'm almost crying. XD
They wake up and choose violence
it applies better to the pistol shrimp imo
Except they aren't because they shoot at everything they don't like
The mantis shrimp is a real american
@@vivelespatat2670 ,
The mantis shrimp will singlehandedly make America great, again.
I fucking love you bro 😂 You and Lindsay make the best zoology videos anywhere
I love your videos. You always surprise me into laughing out loud! Way to go!
Just a note at 4:34 when the crab gets struck with the might of Zeus: Some species of crabs are known for detaching their own claws and throw them at predators so they can flee. It's very similar as to how lizards lose their tails. Give'em just a piece rather than the whole thing.
I like to imagine the crab being like "yo, here's my arm! Leave me the fuck alone"
@@TetraKael That sounds like LEGO to me.
A new reason of "Want a piece of me?!"
Yes, but that's not what happened. The source of that clip is actually from another nature channel I watched just yesterday haha. Mantis Shrimp absolutely predate after crustaceans' as a major part of their diet, and their clubbed strikes can kill, break shells, and detach limbs in a single strike~
The animals on this planet are more frightening than the aliens out there in outer space. Bet.
They're probably why the aliens haven't come yet
If an alien species resembling the Zerg swarm exists somewhere out there, you'll change your mind
You know the most terrifying thing?
We probably only know a small fraction of all the strange species underwater. We know more about the Moon than the oceans. So one day, out of nowhere, we could discover some giant death squid that can insert death juice into someone or something. I love the ocean :)
I love seeing you everywhere lol
The ocean is infinitely more terrifying than any cosmic horror most people can come up with, honestly
Damn Skippy you're a pokedex! I LOVE your channel man. The way you narrator, to the way you are. Just keep doin what your doin man!
Bro, I love u!!! Seriously tho your hilarious man an I really enjoy your content thank you an keep it coming.
"There's worse snakes out there to be afraid of, you've probably dated them." MANS CALLING EM OUT AYYYY
Goes for females as well.
@@sinecure7203 wait, I thought we were talking about the females! 😂😂
🤣
@@sinecure7203 or mealse
Females 🥶🥶🥶
Man on our farm we had a cow chew through an electric fence WHILE IT WAS TURNED ON. A snake is a piece of cake after that.
I’m never going near cattle again
I guess it's easy to forget that cows are big ass tanks of fat when all we see is them eating grass and giving milk
Wow the cow was turned on by that? Nasty
@@bobking3085 lmfao.
@@bobking3085 bruh lmfaooooooo
I wish I had something more clever to comment but I just adore your content! I'm so glad I've stumbled on it
what a pro. this channel is my new fave.
I once saw a quote that said: “Your chances of getting killed by a cow are always low but *never zero* “ and that image of a cow eating a snake REALLY hits different to me😂😭
Actually, Cows kill more than Sharks each year
"gave them the right to bear arms" 😂 this man's dry humor is legendary
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@@mrfrogg46able facts let me go ahead and correct that pun real quick!
And they act accordingly
Since you're correcting yourself, it's not dry humor, it's deadpan delivery. Dry humor is like deadpan, but you have to listen closely or you might miss it. Hard to explain, but there is a difference, tho they are definitely synonymous in many cases. I'd say our boy here uses deadpan more than dry humor tho.
recently discovered your channel. Sometimes you are a bit to fast a talker for a non native English speaker like me but I love the humor you put into them combined with some real good information.
Just came across your videos and I had to subscribe. You are naturally good at what ur doing. Actually, me n my son think ur really really good. Keep up the good work.
Also fun fact to add to Koala slander, the eucalyptus makes them so high that they literally don’t care about anything (which is why they seem to be so friendly) to the point where poachers can literally walk up to a mom and take her baby without her giving a single f
That's just sad lol
Holy shit I've never heard this, that's hilarious and amazing. I'm gonna look it up to learn more
People don't really poach them to be honest , land clearing and deforastion is what is fk the population up also clymidia
Eucalyptus trees are also highly explosive when hit by lighting or set on fire, y'know, those two things that are super common in Australia
@@magoshighlands4074 i swear, the more i hear about australia the more surprised i am that there is anything but extremophilic bacteria living there
"Can turn his prey into a prayer"...I literally had tears in my eyes at how hard I laughed at that. XD
This dudes hilarious but factual 😂😂
Brooooo just a couple months ago I had a murder hornet get into my hair at work. I swiped it away out of reaction of me feeling something on my head, and then I looked and realized how absolutely giant the thing was, and ive never seen it before until then. Had to look it up and sure enough the look of it matched precisely with a murder hornet. I'm in Pennsylvania
So Philly baby🖤💯👍
These were here for waaayy longer than 2019. I lived in south Carolina in 2011-12 and came across one. It wasn't a misidentification. It wasn't a cicada killer. Put it this way, I'm autistic/ADHD and finding out about things is my thing. Also, I'm terrified of hornets/wasps so I definitely had to find out what the hell I was looking at. I ran across one again in 2013 in Virginia.
"Australia doesn't have a food chain, its a Free for All"
This one got me rolling, Oh My Fucking God...
A short story about a family friend, years ago he had a heard of sheep. Coyotes kept killing the sheep so he got a donkey to protect the heard. The donkey successfully protected the heard. Well, most of it.
The donkey was a male and kicked all the male sheep out of the heard, only protecting the females. So yeah, if you want a donkey to protect your livestock, it’s best to get a female or both a male and female so the male has his own partner and stops stealing everyone’s girls.
damn. you could say that that donkey was an *ahem* ass :p
"Donkey! Find another way to entertain yourself!"
Literally lol.
I've seen videos of donkeys been used for pig hunting and they are friggn vicious.they bruise up the meat but they def get the job done
Now i am vividly remembering the time at the animal park where ..well...the donkey didn't last long...but he went again and again..
I love your channel educational and hilarious 😂 😃 all at the same time
I love this guy's phrasing and delivery
Mantis shrimp : “I will shred this universe down to its last atom”
Unfortunately, scientists recently discovered that the mantis shrimps vision is not better than ours.
Otherwise they're still super badass
@@Yijasha do they still see many colors
Nope it seems each cone can only see one color. It's so sad
@@nemo-x cool
"built like an underwater pride symbol with the left hand of thanos" I just lost it, lol love your videos
LOL.
Petition to make the mantis shrimp the new face of the LGBT movement
@@pisces2569 yess
@@pisces2569 Can the blobfish represent the Aces? I feel it to be my spirit animal lmao
@@pisces2569 Honestly, anything is better than the Biromantic flag. Seriously, somebody sat down and said "Yeah, Purple Guy from FNAF being flattened by a steamroller is totally a cool design." Some mf really gave us something that looked like a low effort Spain chose an emo goth girl to represent themselves.
SSS+ commentary as always haha i love it (:
Your videos always make my day better your one of the best UA-camrs keep up the good work
This guy's euphemisms for "death" are so good
"Erased 30-50 names"
"Turned 42 people into past-tense"
Put them on a newspaper
"Rendered then harmless."
My favorite is "put you on a shirt."
"Homicidal hood flies" got me
I've been wondering wtf a blobfish actually looks like underwater in its proper environment for for at least 15 years. Thank you! Fack.
Google exists...
@@mite3959 lmao unfortunately dumbasses exist too
This kid blows my mind with every video.... I PROMISE 🔥🔥🔥✊🏾
Thank you so much for that great information. You're an amazing and valuable asset to us all.