25:06 minute long original video - Pyros reaction 1:40:01 wtf He's like... sidequesting the entire game before finishing the main quest. Bro even starts playing a fucking game at some point like wtf is going on lmao.
I'd say you're wrong but I'm 6 minutes into the video and he's just barely under 2:50 in. I don't mind the pausing, i listen to these while I draw or work, etc. so I much prefer this format. Sides, he is usually talking about stuff (loosely) related to the video. I'll absolutely take that over just letting it rip raw and going "so true" and tossing a very forced laugh once every 7 minutes. It's a criticism I get but by now, the people commenting about it should he well aware of the drill by now 😅
An innocents persons youtube channel, Tiktok and twitter. And taiga got attacked in every which way because Nux signal boosted the hate with more misinformation. said attacks being mass flagging everything, and after all of that, dude can't even apologize properly and have to say backhanded stuff.
@@RottenBranch exactly its like every 5 seconds. I dont wanna hear his adhd head on crack burst out every time and start googling a pointless shit noone cares for 10 minutes straight
I like Pyro and his content, and I'm glad he isn't just a react andy letting the video play while he stares at it silently. With that being said, pausing every 3 seconds to go on a 2+ minute rant should be a warcrime. I don't think pyro needs to answer the shitty TTS joke about his hair when it's the 30th one saying the same thing.
@@SuperBangBus bro go to 26:44, and look at how far he is into the video he's watching. it took him 26 minutes to get through 7 minutes of content bro, this is actually diabolical 😭
Unfortunately, Princess Diana being murdered wasn’t a conspiracy theory. If you do a deep dive into it, you’ll soon realize it’s true. Her husband wanted her gone so he could marry his mistress. And he did.
Did not expect to have core memory from childhood unlocked by watching this :D. Actually remember the rotten site, like its layout and everything, from where my cousin showed me some video of a woman being shot in the head when I was like 10. My child brain wasnt able to cope with that and I was traumatized for a long time. Also bruh made me feel old af.
@@lowstaar No dumb tiktok kids use it and it's been overused, much like with other media like songs once it is heavily mainstream we dislike it. It's human nature. Also that and the people who use them think they're pros the moment they pick one up. I myself use a Snowball and a more expensive RODE mic depending on if I'm doing work or gaming. And the snowball gets a lot of hate or used to back in the 2010s. Had the same effect then, every wannabe YT'er had one. It's good but not mad expensive unlike my RODE I use for my voice work.
600 Hours on Hotline Miami 2 guy here. ye can ask me anything. Also I remember seeing NSFW in flash games. I can't recall playing a fetish game and not even noticing it was a fetish game.
youtube becomes a shock site with pyros haircut
Slop shock
Yeah its scary
Nah the shocking part is that he kept it for so long
i find this funnier than 90% of pyro hair jokes tbh
jezus this might be the roast of the decade lmao
Two lovely girls on my screen
😎
Bro in the vid needs to fuckin blink holy
I suspect they're both secretly men
so true
@@DelGraywhich girl?
pyro extending the video like he extends the darkwood video release
25-minute video. How did bro turn it to an hour and 40 minutes video? Bro fluent in yappnese
hes high on the caffeine from the yappuchino he ordered.
Really? You are asking how pyro is able to inflate things?
royalty, gym freak, furry inflation vore fart, 20$ bottle of water yapping sounds: guys august 27 darkwood frfr.
Bro is a yappnese cultural expert
sponsorblock filler filter has the video down to 37:55 lol
She’s got that fluoride stare
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Her fov is set to high
She's reading off a teleprompter, you can tell by the way her eyes dart left to right.
The Raped
at this point im not gonna be surprised if darkwood gets released next year
GTA 6 before Darkwood
only next year?
WHEN IS IT COMING OUT ITS SEPTEMBER. AUGUST IS OVER
he said it is coming out early september (it is definetly not coming out early september)
@@antochs11th of september 5pm gdp
It’s become a game to me to guess how long the og video is just by looking at pyros runtime
This is a 4 minute video
Pyro finding out the bottle incident that caused the fall of Yugoslavia being a real event in history is hilarious I hope he covers it in a slop video
Funnest shit I saw in awhile
25:06 minute long original video - Pyros reaction 1:40:01 wtf
He's like... sidequesting the entire game before finishing the main quest.
Bro even starts playing a fucking game at some point like wtf is going on lmao.
Money 💰
ADHD
pausing every 30 seconds is insane
30 seconds is very generous, more like 2
@@RickSandwichRoll Yeah, it's probably less than even that.
My filler skipper is going crazy skipping every time this lesbian pauses the video. The timeline looks like a purple mess.
I'd say you're wrong but I'm 6 minutes into the video and he's just barely under 2:50 in.
I don't mind the pausing, i listen to these while I draw or work, etc. so I much prefer this format. Sides, he is usually talking about stuff (loosely) related to the video. I'll absolutely take that over just letting it rip raw and going "so true" and tossing a very forced laugh once every 7 minutes. It's a criticism I get but by now, the people commenting about it should he well aware of the drill by now 😅
6:06 Literally six seconds later and he hits the "so true", what the hell
this girl looks like she personally watched every shock video on the internet w that thousand yard stare
why is she looking into my soul like im farming dodogama
25 min vid turned into 1 hour and 40 mins. Truly a master class in making slop and in yapping.
"Darkwood in August" he said.
August 2025
@@-Rika more like 2026
only pyro can make a 30 minute video into almost 2 hours
He has actually mastered slop.
3 views in 18 seconds my guy is blowing up!!!!
no views, fell off
no views, blowing up!
@@bonkboytf2 So true
*girl
4:44 Pyro: "I'm not a woman, I'm a lesbian"
PYROZELLA 😻
"what is chapel roan" lol
it was so funny seeing chat trying to get pyro to hate that nux taku guy and pyro just ignoring them lmao
An innocents persons youtube channel, Tiktok and twitter. And taiga got attacked in every which way because Nux signal boosted the hate with more misinformation. said attacks being mass flagging everything, and after all of that, dude can't even apologize properly and have to say backhanded stuff.
pyro watching actually good content wow
literally, i just watched the video by myself a few days ago now in rewatching the video with slop man
amusing for 13 year olds
@@lowstaar what?
@@lowstaar what?
@@losiekk6494actual dementia moment
I am NOT watching a 1h 40 m video made from 25mins of content.
its actually hard to watch he pauses the video so fucking much
@@RottenBranch exactly its like every 5 seconds. I dont wanna hear his adhd head on crack burst out every time and start googling a pointless shit noone cares for 10 minutes straight
I like Pyro and his content, and I'm glad he isn't just a react andy letting the video play while he stares at it silently.
With that being said, pausing every 3 seconds to go on a 2+ minute rant should be a warcrime.
I don't think pyro needs to answer the shitty TTS joke about his hair when it's the 30th one saying the same thing.
Welcome to youtube. Where you can literally just go watch something else LOL
@@SuperBangBus bro go to 26:44, and look at how far he is into the video he's watching. it took him 26 minutes to get through 7 minutes of content bro, this is actually diabolical 😭
I have never seen chat bully someone pyro's watching before
What they said about this woman was insane
Someone should make a shock site but it’s just pyros hair
how did this dude manage to quadruple the length of the video its past 10 minutes bro give it up 😭😭😭😭😭
Pyro yapping so much that 25 minutes turn into nearly 2 hours
Shoutout to the brave soul who labeled all of the filler parts because this video went from 1:40:01 to 37:54
She looks like she seen a ghost and never recovered from the shock.
I regret going into shock sites again, my past child self is way stronger than I am
25:35 “I need Dr Pepper, I need Dr Pepper” me too.. me too
Pyro and Randy moon is like two generations of my UA-cam loves combining this is crazy
Unfortunately, Princess Diana being murdered wasn’t a conspiracy theory. If you do a deep dive into it, you’ll soon realize it’s true. Her husband wanted her gone so he could marry his mistress. And he did.
When do I get to the part where I realize it’s true
This was a pretty good video and I was surprised to see you only have 58 subscribers
What happened to the darkwood video
What happened to my father?
late September :(
its coming october :(
I hear it'll simul-drop with Silksong
It ain't ever coming out😢
he managed to stretch out a 25 min into 1 hour and 40 min i am in awe
25 minute video into an hour and 40 minutes pyro is a certified yappologist
The power Pyro has to extend a 25 minute to an hour and 40 minutes is insane
The biggest shock is that Pyro turned a 25 minute video into almost 2 hours of content to feed the piggies with
Did not expect to have core memory from childhood unlocked by watching this :D. Actually remember the rotten site, like its layout and everything, from where my cousin showed me some video of a woman being shot in the head when I was like 10. My child brain wasnt able to cope with that and I was traumatized for a long time. Also bruh made me feel old af.
Yeah shock sites probably fucked alot of people up to be fair, I saw some rough videos unintended when I was young too.
only Pyro can turn a 25 minute reaction into a 1.40 hour fucking documentary
A title that doesn't make me want to immediately scroll away? I'm intrigued.
8:34 did you get the broom closet ending? The broom closet ending was my favourite
Pyro is doing well. Actively encouraging me to watch the original video then coming back to his to see his input. It's absolutely perfect.
He litterally 5x the video's length ,thats like watching that video in 0.2x speed lol,the slop is UNREAL
If you do a main channel vid on Resi 7 you're goated,no vid covers it fully love the slop
god forbid pyro's chat see a woman
holy goated i just watched this video hope this channel becomes a mainstay on stream watches
being same age as pyro im schocked he doesnt know tubgirl
0:39 this is the closest we will ever get to petscop 2
It took 10 seconds into the video for bro to pause it 😭
bro juiced an extra 1 hour, 14 minutes, and 55 seconds out of this video
pyro the only person I know that can make content from a 25min video into nearly a 2 hour video
We are getting pyros real hairline and 46th chin reveal before darkwood
Bro made watching a 20 min video into an almost 2 hour long video
Those who use sponsorblock, trust me on this one.
Thx a lot man. 1 hour 40 minutes to 38 minutes, you're a legend
@@sorakasagano5859 yea ur welcome, not my favorite 2 hours spent to be fair
bro her eyes are calling to me.
Anyone else with revancee seeing all the bars indicating filler its half the fucking video
THIS IS A CERTIFIED SLOP CLASSIC🤩
amazing entropy zero 2 dlc showcase video, bit weird there was some video about shock sites in this, but oh well, decent watch
i'm unironically shocked pyro is 27
Bro pausing every 2 NANOSECONTS makes a 25 minute video AN HOUR AND 40 MINUTES!!
why do both of the women on my screen have shell shock
21:34 Actual screamer
22:00 And, of course, his dad went in to check if he wasn't assassinated by shadow ninja clone
well the face of the person in the video shocked in very first second, shocking eyebrows
I love "a weed pen" myself
i have an irrational hate for youtubers that use that stupid tiny mic
Because it's dumb
@@lowstaar No dumb tiktok kids use it and it's been overused, much like with other media like songs once it is heavily mainstream we dislike it. It's human nature. Also that and the people who use them think they're pros the moment they pick one up.
I myself use a Snowball and a more expensive RODE mic depending on if I'm doing work or gaming. And the snowball gets a lot of hate or used to back in the 2010s. Had the same effect then, every wannabe YT'er had one. It's good but not mad expensive unlike my RODE I use for my voice work.
@@MizuSL0860bros doing a character study on children cause they can’t afford expensive microphones
it's not their fault they can't drop 5k on a mic or something.
Really? for me its just because shes a woman.
they went to instagram reels.
the TTS is truly doing justice for the video length
So yeah I guess she forgot to blink and go outside
Holy the yapping is in other level
28:00 hrt is doing her wonders ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I love your obsession with new Vegas. It matches mine.
holy shit she can see my past
pyro is the only youtuber that can make a 1 hour 40 minute long video reacting to a 25 minute long video
his yappanese is getting better ane better
I just want to say with in the first 43 seconds pyro paused 3 times the slop will never stop
someone did pyro dirty when put so many purple sponsorblock segments
but i understand that
Wait god damn spiral is a sleeper build
Pyro just learned history
No way bro started showing off his funcopop collection mid video
EDIT: Wtf he is beta testing some random HL2 mod
"Where LiveLeak are they"
pyro either turns a 20 min vid to a 15 min on or 30 min vid to a 2 hour one
The Pyro Situation is Shocking
Pyros hair looks like leon furry Kennedy
her eyes are staring into my soul
Oh, I saw Randys video, good one. Teaches zoomers like me some internet history.
Pyro reacting to everything on my watch list :)
using sponsorblock on this video and the amount of purple is crazy
25 minutes to a 1 hour with 40 minutes, shocking
Situation situation is crazy
25 minutes expanded to 1 hr and 40 minutes lmao
600 Hours on Hotline Miami 2 guy here. ye can ask me anything.
Also I remember seeing NSFW in flash games. I can't recall playing a fetish game and not even noticing it was a fetish game.
she's staring at the camera im scared
dub goon, super rizzy, loved it pyro, ty
shes seeing my past and future
1:38:02 "my source is that i made it the fuck up"
33:45 ITS OFFICIAL
Holy React Andy transforming a 20 video reaction into 1 HOUR AND 40 MINUTES OF PURE SLOP
no way you made a 20 minute video into 1 hour and 40 minutes
I watched the lord of chaos movie when dead did unlived himself with no. Censored I was kinda shocked while unfaced and not that disturb
Pyro Ill fix your hairline for 1 million dollars
shoutouts to the guy who put all the filler sb sections