When Did You REALIZE You Were DATING An IDIOT?
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There is a difference between ignorance and stupidity. Ignorance is not knowing something, stupidity is refusing to acknowledge that you don’t know something
I thought it was the other way around? Stupidity cant be helped but ignorance is willful hence the base word "ignore"
9:43
Linda: "I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool."
Morbo: *"WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!!!"*
I once got in an argument about pirates with a grown man. He told ne pirates are not real, they are in fairy-tale like wizards and dragons... As a Navy vet I was particularly annoyed.
Had a girl back in high school told me and my brothers her doctor was allergic to calories. We tried to explain what calories were, but she would hear it.
If you fail a class about learning, the class failed you.
Unfortunately, some people really are just stupid. 🤣
I took a girl to a movie and on the way home she said she wanted ice-cream from McDonalds. I gave the guy at the first window a $20 and he said he would have my change at the second window. I said something along the lines of "He has my money but its ok I know where he works" she sat there with a confused look on her face and finally said "how do you know where he works?"
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🔫🔫🔫🔫
Oh my!
Because the cashier literally lives in McDonald's... I like her logic
I'm actually concerned about the photosynthesis thing, cause man... There are literally people around who try to do this, and either fail repeatedly, resulting in them suffering malnutrition, or flat out starving to death.
The even worse thing is that they try to force their kids or pets to do the same nonsense...
thats just darwinism in play then. I agree that making pets or kids do the same is terrible but to themselves i dont really feel bad
@@dustyrose192 Honestly it's kinda sick in so many ways. I think the worst is the people who claim they haven't eaten food in 15 years and are healthier than ever, and encourage others to do the same... because you know what they're saying is just a blatant lie, it's common sense, if they really had lived that way they'd be long dead from starvation.
There was a documentary where this woman who claimed to have not eaten in many years, and stupidly she agreed to be monitored for I believe two weeks to make sure she really isn't eating any food, and they did tests on her each day. First day she was 100% fine and healthy, by the third day the experiment had to be called off because her health had declined massively, but she was still claiming she was feeling great, even though you could literally see the difference between day 1 and day 3, she literally looked like she was getting close to death. They do say the human body can only go on average around 3 days without fluids, so yeah, she probably was *actually* dying...
I have a former friend who actually thought that Canada was a part of the US, and when he was informed that it absolutely wasn’t, he said, “But they want to be part of the USA, right?” My husband & I went so shocked when he asked that, that we thought he was joking and burst into laughter!!! But we realized that he wasn’t kidding when he just stood there staring at us!!! OMFG! I couldn’t believe how anyone would think this!!! 😹😹😹😹
As a Canadian, I can confidently say that it's the US that wants to be part of Canada 🤣
Or do we both want to be part of Mexico 🤔
@@PetrolHeadMotorsportas a Mexican, no, i think we would be better being a part of Canada
That likely happened because Canada is part of North America, although when most people even internationally say "America" they generally mean the US. The US also has basically everything you can really want or need, all in one country, no passport needed. Arctic tundra, snowy mountains, evergreen forests, deciduous forests, deserts, tropics, saltwater, freshwater, swamps, whatever the hell Detroit is, authentic food of any ethnicity within driving distance pretty much anywhere. So if you already have US-centric thoughts because again, everything you need is right there where you were born, the difference between America and North America might very well become blurred.
That's because sadly, they are taught little about Canada. I recall people arriving with skis on the roof ... in July. And I met a guy at a convention, who asked me, "I have a friend in Montreal, maybe you know them?" I'm in Nova Scotia. But always keep in mind, it's not their fault. Have a laugh, and show them some cool stuff about Canada. Blow them away by telling them what movie star / comedian is from your home town, especially if you know them, or have worked with them in film. ;)
I have to say that this comment has gotten the most responses than any others on this platform, and I’m going to share it with him because he’s going to get a huge kick out of this!!! 😹😹🤣
I actually have a pretty funny/kinda sad story about my paternal grandparents for this that I love sharing! My grandma made the BEST root beer floats (and spaghetti, but that's unrelated), she was literal magic with the stuff. The sad part, she got lung cancer from the years of smoking, and got really sick. She was laying down, bedridden, and my grandpa was with her and she goes "can you make me a root beer float, Dave?" "Of course dear. How do you make it?" "Root beer and vanilla ice cream." "Okay, what else?" "No, root beer and vanilla ice cream." "I got that part honey, what else do I need?" *agitated*:"Root beer. And vanilla ice cream." "No, honey, I know, what else?" "GodDAMMIT Dave! Root beer! And vanilla ice cream!" She got her root beer float, and he learned how to make one.
Also, we can't replicate her spaghetti recipe. I KNOW that it's just marinara sauce, noodles, and meat with some seasoning. The woman was magic.
Had a surprising number of employees, who were in college at the time, who couldn't tell time on an analog clock. One of them even thought that a quarter 'til meant 25 minutes until the hour.
When we came back to his place and his dog had crapped everywhere. We cleaned up the floor and I told him to fill the mop bucket and get the purple stuff. He went right for the fabric softener. I told him unless he wanted to go slipping and sliding everywhere, to choose the fabuloso instead.
The first story: I knew someone that intellectually lazy. It was almost like thinking and putting effort towards any thought to come up with a feasible solution no matter how minor the problem was would have caused her physical pain. For clarity, this woman claimed to be some hotshot academic. She was a “writer” but she couldn't even spell simple grade school-level words correctly and repeatedly blamed it on spellcheck not finding all the errors in her text. The thing about spellcheck, if you repeatedly misspell something and you choose to save the misspelled word, it's going to automatically suggest that spelling in the autosuggestion tab. She refused to accept that she could ever be wrong. We did not last long as friends. Also for those who are curious, she never ended up getting published.
My friend's ex and his completely shitskulled concept of how money works. He thought if he had say $1000, that would be enough to pay his share of the rent, his car payment, a new couch, and go out drinking. Because his share of the rent is $900, his car payment is $300, the new couch is $300, and going out drinking is maybe another $100 if you drink from the rail. And since none of those amounts is greater than $1000, he can buy them all. As if your bank balance was a "you must be this tall to ride" figure or something that doesn't deplete.
That guy was dumb as paste in a lot of areas now that I think about it. He threw out all of his dishes because he didn't want to wash them, bought cheap disposable plastic plates, solo cups, etc. instead, then started washing those anyway because it was too expensive to keep buying more. Except he was too stupid to not put them in the dishwasher, so he ruined that too (he saw the cheap plasticware had melted and dripped all over everything, so his solution was to run it through several more cycles hoping the plastic would somehow all wash away, and instead completely gummed the whole thing up) and that plus the time he filled the toilet tank with canola oil and flushed it to see what would happen, they totally didn't get their security deposit back.
*wiping tears from my eyes, I laughed harder and harder as the story unfolded* Thanks, I needed that!
Maybe he needs professional evaluation and help
Your story of this dumb guys story makes sense to me...
Dear god...
Hey, look, Spiderman games have more than just swinging around. Rare footsge!
Story 7 reminds me of that old Collegehumor sketch where the guy brings in a bunch of Nazi artifacts and insists it’s his grandfather’s collection of Wolfenstein merch.
Story 4: Sounds like she was dating a genuine Mr. Toad. Sadly, this amphibian turned into an ass instead of a prince.
Explaining to me that because she actually bought it on sale!…. So she basically made us some money!….
To be fair, that has been labeled "woman math". I think the theory is that if she would have bought it full price, then by buying it 20% off, she saved that 20%. She still spent money, but she got greater value. I myself have fallen to similar logical fallacies, so while it is often associated with women, it is not gender specific.
@@jamesb7415 It's also a way to unconsciously justify the purchase in one's own mind. ;P
On Story number 2, the beleif that having wealth indicates God's favor is actually rooted in some religious dogma. It is called Protestant work ethic.
What I find horrifying are these recent "Wealth Ministries". It's anti-Christian. I mean, so am I, but I don't profess to be one, either. I do respect those who practice what they preach. How can any Christian preach wealth? Crazy.
@@jennifermarlow. Yes, I mean, I'm pretty sure that the message of Christianity is about spiritual salvation and there is no promise that you will have wealth or health or anything else worldly.
Story 4 , YOU SEE ! THIS IS WHY YOU DONT CHEET IN SCHOOL! Even throughout the entire school. Lol
Wondering how many of these are homeschooled kids all grown up
Sometimes the stupid/ignorant answer make me think. Like philosophy, a way of opening my mind. ☺️🤯
5:03 "Free skydiving" 🤣
My ex? She dropped out of college, barely graduated college, couldn't cook, cried over not tying a knot correctly, did not believe in marriage, and refused to change her diet despite her IBS. There's many other items.
Maybe if people didn't rush into a relationship with anybody they're attracted to there'd be fewer "realization" moments later on.
I had a bf that asked me one as we were driving down a dark country road.
"Where do the stars go during the day?"
I sat there looking at him flabbergasted. I told him during the day the sun too bright to see them.
8:40 funny part is there is more than 2 world wars haha
Yeah, that's pretty accurate, especially today.
He believed his friend who told him if a women’s nipples get hard that means that they are turned on.
Another was that E cigarettes where healthier then regular cigarettes because you can limit how much Nicotine you have. 😅
i mean... its not the only reason but i find that does in fact happen
Yeah, both of these things can be true.
Well I dated quite a few idiots (sadly), but the one that irked me the most was the emotional immaturity, and over insecure. He would have a fit if I was at work or just busy with family. It’s like this person was around mid 20s (same age as me) and he is over acting like a toddler. But, I’m glad after hearing these stories some I see myself relating to 😂
Gotta wonder how many of these stories are just trolls
Or AI.
Human genius is limited. Human stupidity is endless.
well, i can understand the girl in story 7. i wasn't though who hitler was in school! got to know who he was from a discussion with friends when they started talking about ww2 and i didn't know what they weren't talking about. holocaust, munich, auschwitz, nazis... i thought they were talking another langage. I knew i was sheltered from war movies but this was a lot to take in but it made sense in the end.
When she asked me out
As a society, we're doomed.
When I was younger I told my girlfriend that my sister had gotten in trouble and wasn't allowed to drive her car. I then explained that my dad rigged her car to explode if she started it and she was petrdied lol.
Another time, we had just gotten an older car from a family friend and I told her that it was my grandma's and that I had eaten food off of the seats only to find out later that my grandma had died in it.. lol. Again, she believed me. 😅😅
She was hot.. lol
*"I caught her watering her plastic plant 3 times."*
Me: Well, I doubt that'd kill the plant unless she does it every day.
I feel like the first story was kinda harsh.. like she actually did not know and this man was like, "It's 1/3 of a cup, what do you expect?" Even after being told she simply didn't understand. Yeah, I feel like she should know fractions, but this guy was still rude in my opinion.
lol mine can be like that sometimes 😑
Yeah he came off as so hostile right from the get go even with her just asking how much sugar
I know a guy who thought the USA Civil War was between the USA and Canada.
That linguini story friggin' broke me!
To be honest, I would love to explain WW2 to someone who’s never heard of it. It would be fun
I had a coworker who dated a guy who thought Hitler was a U.S. President and Stalin was his Vice President
Those would have been a wild four to eight years.
I realized this when she told the The salesman at the dealership that she desperately needed a car and didn’t try to haggle or explore cheaper alternatives and ended up paying an extra 10k for the car…🤦♂️
13:57 reminds me of a Monty Python sketch!
Story 1 💀
Unfortunately I figured this out after we got married but apparently my wife cannot tell her left from her right.
I dated a girl who said 2/4 wasn't 50% because "there isn't 100 of them".....
I hate to say I hate fractions so much. I would be the same way on 1/3 cups same as her. I'd be googling trying to figure out how many. But I went to public school.
That cat one annoyed me more than it should have...okay, so maybe she's greedy or stupid? Or both? But her parents were the exact same way- I just- I just couldn't, dude dodged a bullet
I did think the doctors nurses thing when i was kid but i know it now😂
WOW. Someone thought the sun and moon were the same thing? 🤦♂️🔫 I give up ALL hope for our species.
To be fair, most Englishmen I've known barely give Scotland a second thought. And the closer they live to the border, the greater the disdain and dismissal gets. So, no, I'm not surprised she thought Scotland was a far away island. Might as well be.
The worst part is that all of these people are allowed to vote....
What’s worse is that they BREED!!!
My wife…. Everyday….. but I love her and she’s a fantastic partner. Literally my soulmate… just can’t do logic with her.
What did she think the sun was a Fucking Fish
Something tells me the subjects of these stories are all TFG cultists, past, present or maybe future…
in story one the idiot is the person telling the story.
First story, I have Dyslexia and Dyscalculia, I would have to have the exact measurement or I couldn't do it, so maybe she had a learning disability. I also have to use my phone for spelling and other shit.
Yea I'ma stay single
My gf is not on reddit but I still have to make sure I'm not in this
For story 4 the guy sounds like he had autism himself and was constantly changing interests because it overwhelmed him as a lot of things can be really overwhelming when explained in a not good way as it sounds like way too much. Also stupidity definitely can be caught and spread especially if you are always going with the group and not thinking for yourself
All this uppity people with their book learnin
First story guy was mean
i hate math and even i know how measuring fractions work
to be fair, I consider myself pretty darned smart, but I still don't care what the difference between a noun, verb, and such are, the only times that's important is adlibs cuz I don't need to know that "bridge" is a noun, honestly don't know when that'll ever be important outside of an english class or adlibs
It comes into play when you try to properly structure a sentence. Without understanding which words are which, and how they are supposed to interact, you could end up constructing grammatically incorrect sentences. Knowing grammar and its rules is like knowing how to read music and knowing music theory as a musician. You can do it without it, but only incidentally, not deliberately and not every time
Dark souls? What???
Explain half of everything
First story op kinda sucked. A ton of people have trauma around math and some of us having learning disabilities or schools that allowed of to fall through the cracks. A friend of mines father constantly called her an idiot over her math homework. She refused to touch it un any way for years. I understood. My own father was less than patient with math and I didn't even realize I could grasp it until I had an interesting college class that taught it in a different way. Still took me many years to lessen my anxiety over it.
Yeah I'm in college and my worst subject so far is math as I am math stupid. I have a final in Friday and I'm scared shitless that I'll fail. I'm 46 and I own my own business.
I will assume all these people are Americans
Canadians are getting dumbed-down now, too, since the early otts. jmo
A good lot are, but I am going to attribute that to the size of our population. Our idiots are particularly loud, as well.
First story the guy was kind of a butthead
Weirdly, Canada IS indeed actually a language. It has 44 million native speakers. Far more than the population of the country of the same name. It's spelled "Kannada" and you've literally never heard of it. Go ahead, Google it.
The only thing that really crossed my head was who in the world would want to play a spiderman game thois doesnt look cool or entertaining at all its more like a burden to play
You don’t have to do any commentary. Thanks
Some of these stories are so outrageously dumb, but then again its how trump got elected.
Story 4's ex sounds like he's neurodivergent himself and his rich stockbroker Dad completely failed him. Glad that OP got away from him after things got abusive, but I can't help but pity him, too. He needed support, which he never got.