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  • @ryanbhajonauth1486
    @ryanbhajonauth1486 4 роки тому +2295

    Apple:iPod nano
    Craig:iPod nono

  • @LAUGHINGMANWILL
    @LAUGHINGMANWILL 4 роки тому +2618

    "Craig" has had a long legacy of ridiculously low quality electronics since at least the 1980s

    • @firesurfer
      @firesurfer 4 роки тому +137

      They were 1 step above the weird or noname junk from china. At least when new, they mostly worked.

    • @LAUGHINGMANWILL
      @LAUGHINGMANWILL 4 роки тому +190

      @@firesurfer Mostly is mostly true! My sister had a Craig "Boombox" within a week or less its antenna fell out. It ate her favorite cassette and the CD player never worked. Needless to say it was sent away for warranty repair. The tape player was adequately fixed, but there antenna "fix" was to replace it with a nub that didn't pickup a single station unless you constantly touched it... The CD player still didn't work... Craig, ah what can I say, truly a quality outfit. Comparable with the likes of Lennox Sound, GPX, WestingHouse, and Coby

    • @JetroNetro
      @JetroNetro 4 роки тому +69

      Actually they started as a car stereo company in 1963

    • @I.Fumblebee.I
      @I.Fumblebee.I 4 роки тому +72

      This is on their website.
      About CRAIG
      Founded in 1963, Craig has been the most trusted value conscious consumer electronics brand for over 50 years. Our mission is simple - to ALWAYS come to the market with the latest and greatest technologies and most on-trend products at affordable prices while always exceeding YOUR quality expectations.

    • @firesurfer
      @firesurfer 4 роки тому +18

      @@I.Fumblebee.I Sold to a company last year.
      www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/nova-capital-management-acquires-craig-electronics-300932927.html#:~:text=7%2C%202019%20%2FPRNewswire%2F%20%2D%2D,%2C%20headquartered%20in%20Miami%2C%20Florida.
      Who knows what they are going to do with it.

  • @chaingigan7545
    @chaingigan7545 4 роки тому +2010

    “Please don’t email them”
    Nonsense
    Craig himself must answer for his crimes

    • @tamerlane9889
      @tamerlane9889 4 роки тому +65

      May I speak to Craig?

    • @obiwankenobi661
      @obiwankenobi661 4 роки тому +115

      it would be funny if the entire company didnt have a single craig working for them

    • @CanadianB.O.W
      @CanadianB.O.W 3 роки тому +92

      @@obiwankenobi661 What if they were all Craigs?

    • @obiwankenobi661
      @obiwankenobi661 3 роки тому +45

      @@CanadianB.O.W that would be equally funny, yes. would make haha/10

    • @blakebates1085
      @blakebates1085 3 роки тому +20

      Bring me *craig*

  • @nickrouse1738
    @nickrouse1738 3 роки тому +2071

    So I made a joke about naming the truck I just bought “Craig” because of the Craig lore that is now a part of this channel. Turns out the speakers in it are Craig brand. It’s a sign.

    • @Roboat06
      @Roboat06 3 роки тому +109

      What a coincidence! Yeah, you'd be doing us all a disservice if you didn't name it Craig.

    • @Owenwestrick
      @Owenwestrick 3 роки тому +55

      Plot twist: There's a Craig mic in there

    • @Z4n3yB01
      @Z4n3yB01 2 роки тому +43

      @@Owenwestrick Bigger plot twist: it came with a Craig audio nugget

    • @Owenwestrick
      @Owenwestrick 2 роки тому +41

      @@Z4n3yB01 larger plot twist, it comes with someone named craig

    • @nickbuckley4371
      @nickbuckley4371 2 роки тому +8

      What a nugget name him Craig

  • @KylesVideos
    @KylesVideos 4 роки тому +629

    I used to have a Craig MP4 Player whenever I was really young. I vividly remember leaving it on the living room floor and my mom stepping on it causing the plastic over the screen to be badly cracked. My dad literally pryed the plastic cover over the screen up with a screwdriver exposing the bare LCD and getting rid of the cracks. Even though the thing was crap I absolutely loved it at the time.

    • @robdixson196
      @robdixson196 3 роки тому +23

      I bought one about a year ago. the selling points were a lack of I-Tunes, and it cost about as much as a trip to McDonalds. It lasted about 6 months and sounded.. Not terrible. I can't say i feel ripped off.

    • @SSDJ816
      @SSDJ816 3 роки тому +13

      I remember when I had the exact model in the video when I was a kid. I had a decent experience with it. Even survived being put in the washing machine by accident. My dad opened it up and just aired it out and it worked like new lol

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 2 роки тому

      @@robdixson196 y'all hate I tunes that much?

    • @nequastar1826
      @nequastar1826 Рік тому +2

      @@robdixson196 just mod the ipod with rockbox, no more itunes

    • @cirkulx
      @cirkulx Рік тому +1

      @@nequastar1826 drag and drop time!!!

  • @unixbased69420
    @unixbased69420 4 роки тому +398

    i’ve genuinely named my iphone 8 craig, and now i see that the knockoff nano has already taken the name. dammit.

    • @crusader1945
      @crusader1945 4 роки тому

      I have an iPhone 6😶

    • @shny_scott
      @shny_scott 4 роки тому +6

      rename your phone to Craig 2 or Craig DX

    • @i_lost_my_bagel
      @i_lost_my_bagel 4 роки тому +1

      @@crusader1945 I have a Google Pixel XL

    • @lasbrujazz
      @lasbrujazz 4 роки тому +10

      *Craig Pro Max*

    • @crusader1945
      @crusader1945 4 роки тому

      Daichi Shijima what it’s a phone😑

  • @yulimf
    @yulimf 4 роки тому +914

    I threw my phone when he dropped the crumbs and closed back the lid.

  • @wright96d
    @wright96d 4 роки тому +333

    You can never be forgiven for what you did to that CD drive.

    • @DankPods
      @DankPods  4 роки тому +176

      Choccy bicci hurts no one

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux Рік тому +20

      Terminal abomination, that

    • @SmokingToilet007
      @SmokingToilet007 Рік тому +2

      ​@@DankPodsI have no idea what choccy bicci is, but your videos are awesome. The S6 Edge+ would be worth reacting to

    • @DJUberfog-w8o
      @DJUberfog-w8o Рік тому +5

      ​@@SmokingToilet007chocolate biscuit

    • @Vortex001_MLG
      @Vortex001_MLG 11 місяців тому

      @@DankPodsmate, you set your FIRST short after show intro to private. Why? How could ya mate!?

  • @SamitadeMilanesa
    @SamitadeMilanesa 4 роки тому +1251

    My favourite part of this videos was when he yelled at Gorillaz: "I JUST WANNA USE MY CRAIG"

  • @TheRedCap
    @TheRedCap Рік тому +76

    In retrospect I don't think Wade realized how influential this video would be on his channel. It introduced:
    -Craigs
    -the EeePeeCee
    -the chocolate coated DVD drive

    • @JollaKoala
      @JollaKoala 9 місяців тому +3

      Considering this was my first video I watched of this guy,
      Good first impression.

    • @levinmiguelfernando6178
      @levinmiguelfernando6178 3 місяці тому

      Chocolate covered DVD drive? I don't remember that.

  • @AiOinc1
    @AiOinc1 4 роки тому +319

    11:49 That's a quartz crystal, it's running the CPU's clock! That gross stuff around it is wax/super glue to hold it in place, since the legs are very thin and short.
    You might be able to overclock it by changing that crystal...

    • @abdelali9279
      @abdelali9279 4 роки тому +132

      "Overclock a Craig" now that sounds like a hardcore tech project.

    • @Kalvinjj
      @Kalvinjj 4 роки тому +73

      I'm betting an overclocked Craig would make the music sound faster too, I bet it's tied to the CPU frequency not some fancy separate clock. That would be funny for sure

    • @woodant1981
      @woodant1981 4 роки тому +15

      We water cooled a Craig!! With DankPods!!!

    • @arnavranjan1913
      @arnavranjan1913 4 роки тому +5

      Ln2 cool craig

  • @Sonic6293
    @Sonic6293 4 роки тому +1478

    Nobody:
    Samsung SGH-P510: Helllo, how are you today? Unfortunately, I am dead, so please recharge me! Here's a jaunty tune as I gasp my last breath! Goodb-

    • @hobbswindrod
      @hobbswindrod 4 роки тому +10

      Leland G. Noooooo don’t die pleaseeeeee

    • @superstar64
      @superstar64 4 роки тому +37

      Yeah I hate to break it to you, but that’s the same sound as when it shuts off normally.

    • @megano2000
      @megano2000 4 роки тому +56

      Would've been funnier without the long dead "nobody" meme tbh

    • @tharedpotatowwhale
      @tharedpotatowwhale 4 роки тому +17

      this was such a throwback to the 2000s. nothing like not being able to call your mom to pick you up from school.

    • @hobbswindrod
      @hobbswindrod 4 роки тому +4

      Rooted Onion I’m 13 and I have a flip phone

  • @collint
    @collint 4 роки тому +219

    6:37
    this should be classified as a crime against humanity

    • @Salyut_7
      @Salyut_7 4 роки тому +6

      I have that dvd reader and also haven't removed the plastic film

    • @trustyvault13canteen32
      @trustyvault13canteen32 4 роки тому +9

      This is so disgusting

    • @eggnorman
      @eggnorman 4 роки тому +16

      This actually upset me

    • @Aydenn_1k
      @Aydenn_1k 4 роки тому +6

      I am fuming rn

    • @shelster374
      @shelster374 4 роки тому +2

      i DoNt CaRe He DiD tHaT wHy R u AlL mAd LoL

  • @jakebryant1612
    @jakebryant1612 4 роки тому +1023

    Dankpods: *Shouting* "Here we go! my first Craig experience!"
    His neighbours: "..."

    • @idkwhattoputhere4695
      @idkwhattoputhere4695 4 роки тому +66

      “How do I activate the Craig?”

    • @user-xi2fc4dg6e
      @user-xi2fc4dg6e 4 роки тому +6

      @@idkwhattoputhere4695 if you want it to be a part of this year old daughter

    • @Phersnip
      @Phersnip 4 роки тому +3

      yeah

    • @Birdmaster11
      @Birdmaster11 4 роки тому +9

      this sounded much more socially unacceptable in my head than it does out loud

    • @dysxleic4273
      @dysxleic4273 3 роки тому +23

      'Let's just plug it straight in and we can see what we can do' (7:22)

  • @KristianNowak
    @KristianNowak 4 роки тому +153

    7:34 It's called the MSCN. I think that means Microsoft Craig Nugget.

  • @EleniLee
    @EleniLee 4 роки тому +959

    So you’re telling me I’ve had that gorillaz CD for ages and never put it into a computer to see what it does

  • @lordpikachu7093
    @lordpikachu7093 4 роки тому +213

    8:22 - 8:28
    As a fellow drummer... I gotta say, that is some fine drum playing my dude

    • @Diarmoosen
      @Diarmoosen 4 роки тому +20

      Pretty jammy, I've been waiting to hear him play and am genuinely blown away 😷

  • @Battleforge
    @Battleforge 4 роки тому +321

    Still waiting for a company to make airpods knockoffs called Dankpods... You wait... It'll happen

  • @baconbagels5475
    @baconbagels5475 3 роки тому +173

    I love that he's just a "regular dude". Not some fabricated persona. He just presents and does everything as himself, and it's amazing

    • @j.r.huffnstuff3549
      @j.r.huffnstuff3549 3 роки тому +31

      Definitely the kinda dude whose "screen persona" is just his regular personality dialed to 11. Love when people can still be very likeable and charismatic while some just become insufferable or annoying. It's the difference between trying hard to make it seem effortless, and putting in no effort and looking like a lunatic.

  • @OfficialTygo
    @OfficialTygo 4 роки тому +35

    the crumbs made me drop my jaw in awe, how could you!?!?!

  • @A-ID-A-M
    @A-ID-A-M 4 роки тому +904

    Big question tho. Who looks at their child or brand for this matter and says... "Mmh yup, thats a Craig"

  • @JerseyFr3sh
    @JerseyFr3sh 4 роки тому +1122

    Always a good day when you upload

  • @SpikerDragon95
    @SpikerDragon95 4 роки тому +328

    8:22 Who wants more Dankpods drum sessions between shots

  • @yoavba2991
    @yoavba2991 4 роки тому +52

    6:24 That personally hurt me.

  • @StrayGuitarist
    @StrayGuitarist 4 роки тому +24

    As someone who lives in California, those warnings are EVERYWHERE on EVERYTHING. Electronics, tools, water bottles, cars, hell, even most Walmarts out here have warning signs with most of that same text plastered in almost every aisle.
    P.S. Those Craig MP3 players were everywhere in my school back in the day, 'cause nobody could afford iPods.

    • @bensmith4563
      @bensmith4563 Рік тому

      Everything causes cancer in California

    • @opalishmoth8591
      @opalishmoth8591 Рік тому

      To be fair though, I’d argue the warning is warranted in this case LOL
      We know lead is super unhealthy and exposure to it can cause brain damage.
      Not sure why they would choose to use such a dangerous material when they could just easily use a safer alternative
      Just Florida things I guess

  • @defconzero
    @defconzero 4 роки тому +1507

    In the future, humor will be randomly generated
    craig

    • @gangstar662
      @gangstar662 4 роки тому +14

      Ernesto

    • @qwertykeyboard5901
      @qwertykeyboard5901 4 роки тому +4

      damit! should of checked first!

    • @PugkinSoup
      @PugkinSoup 4 роки тому +1

      Tom

    • @RoshGMZ
      @RoshGMZ 4 роки тому +26

      -weed eater-

    • @nick-tu1wi
      @nick-tu1wi 4 роки тому +12

      “how do you sink a submarine full of beans? *your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years*

  • @blakegower2839
    @blakegower2839 4 роки тому +190

    Definitely makes me feel good about the aftermarket Craig stereo in my truck.. good to note its from the 90's

    • @aterack833
      @aterack833 4 роки тому +3

      Blake Gower are you being serious?

    • @blakegower2839
      @blakegower2839 4 роки тому +1

      @@slightlyevolved yes sir

    • @blakegower2839
      @blakegower2839 4 роки тому +2

      @@aterack833 yup. It’s cassette and everything

    • @mattdavis9601
      @mattdavis9601 Рік тому +1

      ​@@aterack833 Craig used to be a big deal in imported automotive stereos (they might still be, I don't know). Back in the day they were the US importer of Pioneer and a lot of fancy disco era 8-track players will be branded Craig-Pioneer. Poor company got the Bell + Howell treatment in the years since.

    • @wingsandbladesreal
      @wingsandbladesreal 3 місяці тому

      @@blakegower2839does it have *AUTO STOP*

  • @Get_yotted
    @Get_yotted 4 роки тому +234

    The “iPods” in those crane games at your local arcade

    • @neyoid
      @neyoid 4 роки тому +5

      It's usually a bootleg Shuffle

    • @vaelfonia
      @vaelfonia 4 роки тому +2

      I went on holiday and ‘won’ a bootleg 4th gen Nano. Was so crap, but oddly enough it did have a 30 pin connector...

  • @resolvanlemmy
    @resolvanlemmy 4 роки тому +185

    "These controls are terrible on the Sbox!
    And the S stands for Shi-"
    When I heard this I laughed so hard I actually died.

    • @Linus7671DX
      @Linus7671DX 4 роки тому +1

      Hi BFB Loser fan

    • @resolvanlemmy
      @resolvanlemmy 4 роки тому +2

      @@Linus7671DX hey

    • @BriefDark
      @BriefDark 3 роки тому

      Yes. I’m sure that you are actually dead, from that…

    • @resolvanlemmy
      @resolvanlemmy 3 роки тому

      @@BriefDark mate I'm not dead, I just didn't bother to reply.

    • @BriefDark
      @BriefDark 3 роки тому

      @@resolvanlemmy “When I heard this, I actually died” That’s what I was talking about lol

  • @MegaRamp
    @MegaRamp 4 роки тому +298

    This guy in my class was like bragging when I was in middle school about how he had an mp3 player and an mp4 player. Some other kid embarrassed the shit out of him and said “i have a phone”

  • @LdeinerProductions
    @LdeinerProductions 4 роки тому +47

    Craig used to make budget sterio equipment in the 60s and 70s. They made reel to reels, record players, receivers and things like that. I'm sure this is just rebates for that.

    • @rwparker1968
      @rwparker1968 4 роки тому +7

      LdeinerProductions I was just about to comment on that. My first car (a hand-me-down 1974 Dodge Charger) had a Craig 8-track player installed under the dash. It worked.

    • @johnruschmeyer5769
      @johnruschmeyer5769 4 роки тому +4

      I would imagine that, these days, the trademark is owned by some kind of holding company which carries on the legacy by slapping the name on crappy Chinese audio gadgets.

    • @spceinvdr6603
      @spceinvdr6603 4 роки тому +5

      @@johnruschmeyer5769 that's basically how RCA still haunts the world, peddling cheap Chinese tablets

    • @johnruschmeyer5769
      @johnruschmeyer5769 4 роки тому +2

      @@spceinvdr6603 Along with other ghosts such as Sylvania, Westinghouse, and Quasar.

    • @Rick_McDingus
      @Rick_McDingus 4 роки тому +2

      I always knew Craig as the brand that exists only in the electronics shelf of CVS

  • @NIVDOR
    @NIVDOR 4 роки тому +213

    I had one of those MP4 players in that same color too in high school. I had it filled with only Hatsune Miku songs.

    • @i_lost_my_bagel
      @i_lost_my_bagel 4 роки тому +39

      A man of culture i see

    • @schleepy6362
      @schleepy6362 3 роки тому +17

      Awww I remember my little ipod shuffle being full of Hatsune Miku too. Goood times

    • @missimperfectlyfine7
      @missimperfectlyfine7 3 роки тому +7

      miku…a person of culture :))

    • @shuttleman
      @shuttleman 3 роки тому +2

      Miku fans unite! :D

    • @ladylark10884
      @ladylark10884 2 роки тому +1

      same, but im still obsessed with vocaloid lol

  • @LuxusFrontier
    @LuxusFrontier 4 роки тому +49

    DankPods: “I honestly enjoyed my time with the CRAIG”
    Me: “I honestly loved this video

  • @Rid13y
    @Rid13y 2 роки тому +20

    Rest in peace EEE PC, you will be missed, but your OS won’t be

  • @motomd19
    @motomd19 4 роки тому +16

    Craig was (im not sure if they are still around) one of those cheap electronic brands you'd see in pretty much every store that sold some kind electronic around the mid 2000s in the states. They were cheap, has little to no quality control, and broke super quick. They made pretty much one of everything.

  • @bibasik7
    @bibasik7 4 роки тому +184

    From now on, you have to call all CD/DVD bags "CRAIG bag".

  • @realdavidii
    @realdavidii 4 роки тому +36

    8:22
    boi he plays the drums so good

  • @256byteram
    @256byteram 4 роки тому +27

    Man I'm so going to GIF the plastic peeling cookie crumbling bit and post it on a PC forum.

  • @tf2scoutpunch175
    @tf2scoutpunch175 4 роки тому +59

    Craig Electronics has been around since the 60s.

  • @hahaiseewhatyouredoing9086
    @hahaiseewhatyouredoing9086 4 роки тому +69

    In my country "Ee"(k) means poop, and so was that Eee PC netbook, it's always made me chuckles.

  • @Hesterde
    @Hesterde 4 роки тому +53

    This is my favourite channel it has everything I love
    1: funny
    2: Music
    3: tech

  • @mrmeatman9948
    @mrmeatman9948 4 роки тому +11

    I've seen your videos plastered all over my recommended and haven't watched any until now. Man I love your energy. Subscribed.

  • @wesposito
    @wesposito 4 роки тому +46

    I have this tiny little 15” CRAIG tv in my bedroom and I never knew they made MP3 players! My screen has more than two colors though lol

  • @SkippyThorson
    @SkippyThorson 4 роки тому +12

    You have to specifically appreciate the Australianness of it when he refers to the Commodore as the VC Commodore. That's love right there.

  • @ArtdesTests
    @ArtdesTests 4 роки тому +30

    6 0 F p s
    10/10: music players slammed on the green iPad look smooth af.

  • @marktubeie07
    @marktubeie07 4 роки тому +47

    _"The Craaaaig!"_ I lost it at the chockey biscuit part, hilarious mate. More Craigs please W... and Aarons and Joes and Franks and Beans (ok you see what I did there...)

  • @invujerry
    @invujerry 4 роки тому +37

    I wish you could have seen my wife’s face for the “choccy bicky” bit lmaooooo

  • @lillypadgett5226
    @lillypadgett5226 4 роки тому +23

    Woah that drum quicky was fire!!!

  • @bm1x718
    @bm1x718 4 роки тому +36

    6:33 *Kirby has found your sin unforgivable*

    • @coleswaggins
      @coleswaggins 3 роки тому

      That was my favorite part of the video 😂

    • @__JiG__SaW__
      @__JiG__SaW__ 2 роки тому +2

      Bitta choccy biccie hurt no one mate.

    • @thatcarguydom266
      @thatcarguydom266 2 роки тому

      @@coleswaggins it hurts the soul 😫

  • @eugenenalpin6058
    @eugenenalpin6058 4 роки тому +45

    6:37 I started hyperventilating by the sight of this, WHY

    • @okiecokie
      @okiecokie 4 роки тому +9

      not enough people are talking about how painful this is to watch XD

    • @MYLAR.
      @MYLAR. 3 роки тому +1

      the whole bit made me cackle so loud

  • @Sirbanza
    @Sirbanza 4 роки тому +181

    Craig sounds like the guy who gave you a pencil in middle school.

    • @alexchernik7229
      @alexchernik7229 4 роки тому +8

      More like the guy who asked for multiple pencils and never gave one back.

    • @user-qo9is7sh2i
      @user-qo9is7sh2i 4 роки тому +2

      @@alexchernik7229 YES. HAHAH. THAT AND ERASERS :/

    • @nhilz
      @nhilz 4 роки тому +4

      we had a craig when i was in middle school
      he carved pentagrams and the name of one of my friends into his arm and we didnt see him for years after that

    • @user-qo9is7sh2i
      @user-qo9is7sh2i 4 роки тому

      @@nhilz oh my god LMAO

    • @zainedits4919
      @zainedits4919 3 роки тому

      Return to monke

  • @hermanschannel4352
    @hermanschannel4352 4 роки тому +31

    “And the s stands for sh-“ ha never fails to make me laugh great video!

  • @InsertUser9978
    @InsertUser9978 4 роки тому +226

    1:31
    We got
    Geir’s IPod, Big Chungus Boi,
    Shrek Pod,
    And
    CRAIG
    Edit:Wow We Got To 100 likes!!
    Btw How’d DankPods Not See This Lol

  • @Jessica_25
    @Jessica_25 Рік тому +4

    As a North American viewer, I feel I must explain the significance that Craig electronics had to me. It’s really nostalgic, honestly. It reminds me of a time when I would go into CVS and just see a whole row of these lined up (because let’s be real, no one really bought these). I know I would buy at least one when I knew I was going someplace that I could potentially lose or damage my iPod, but that’s mostly just because these things were that cheap. They were almost always on sale, so I doubt I ever paid full price for one. Good times. I’m glad you have a Craig collection. It’s just funny to me that they never had them in Australia. For us, they were basically ubiquitous, yet no one had them. It’s a very odd paradox.

  • @3minutevinylreviews174
    @3minutevinylreviews174 4 роки тому +21

    6:32 DAMN YOU, CHOCKY BICKY!

  • @Huckle_Berry-
    @Huckle_Berry- 4 роки тому +91

    Craig’s watching this: “ I got a shoutout!?!!”
    *CRAIG*

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 роки тому +1

      CRAIG, don't give me your viruses!

    • @thecaptainnoodles
      @thecaptainnoodles 4 роки тому

      @@Huckle_Berry- the hell are you talking about? lmao I just clicked see replies was there another dude with my name?

    • @crusader1945
      @crusader1945 4 роки тому +1

      THICC GRAIG

    • @Thesurveillance
      @Thesurveillance 4 роки тому +3

      Dude it was a weird experience just clicking this video and then hearing my name get said. It was nice to hear tho.

    • @craighmcinally
      @craighmcinally 4 роки тому +1

      Craig Canepa I know! It’s slightly off putting hearing your name repeatedly

  • @joshualockett6912
    @joshualockett6912 4 роки тому +40

    Watched all of these! Love these videos every week.

  • @ThatGamingKid45
    @ThatGamingKid45 4 роки тому +14

    DankPods: *pulls out the red bootleg iPod*
    Me: THATS A GENUINE CLAW MACHINE IPOD

  • @JadeTheHobo
    @JadeTheHobo 4 роки тому +38

    so i was looking for this model and guess what i find. THE CRAIG TOUCH i kid you not.

  • @thatchanguy
    @thatchanguy 4 роки тому +17

    “Frantic half hour” sounds like a 90s band name.

  • @knees3588
    @knees3588 4 роки тому +20

    you thought the Craig was amazing technology, then meet the Kevin with triple color and high quality rocks

  • @watxhy
    @watxhy 4 роки тому +41

    Who dared to dislike this...
    tbh it was either the ceo of Craig or Multimedia Player

  • @danbarnes4069
    @danbarnes4069 4 роки тому +43

    My friend: What do you work at mate?
    Me: Multimedia Player
    My friend: ...

  • @shazfarman359
    @shazfarman359 2 роки тому +1

    I love how you can both be over the top funny and entertaining and then be serious and give a fair review and criticism I think you have a really good balance. Informative and funny keep it up mate

  • @laneharder9993
    @laneharder9993 4 роки тому +10

    2:58 I blame Craig if Dankpods ever gets cancer

  • @Kaxon
    @Kaxon 4 роки тому +74

    6:27
    you're an absolute monster and my day is ruined

    • @DDonified
      @DDonified 4 роки тому

      My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

    • @laciherself
      @laciherself 4 роки тому

      same :((((

  • @MrHack4never
    @MrHack4never 4 роки тому +11

    14:09
    - Stick Antenna
    - Camera above screen
    it's like a weird mix between old and modern cellphones

  • @metraforce441
    @metraforce441 4 роки тому +47

    Me: *Hiding my fake iPod nano 5th gen that actually has a rear camera...*

    • @etsuhiro6684
      @etsuhiro6684 4 роки тому +3

      Send it to him, that'd be a great video

    • @bramo5901
      @bramo5901 4 роки тому +5

      Was it better than the original 5th gens camera? Couldn't possibly be worse.

  • @a.m.theshinyjohtohunter4287
    @a.m.theshinyjohtohunter4287 6 місяців тому +3

    0:10 Dankpods “worst Christmas ever, my dad ran me over with a Comodore VC”
    Me “he ran you over with a 70’s home computer!?”

    • @Windows2000Professional.s
      @Windows2000Professional.s 2 місяці тому +1

      Not THAT Commodore xD. The car he meant that's named Commodore also.

    • @a.m.theshinyjohtohunter4287
      @a.m.theshinyjohtohunter4287 2 місяці тому

      @@Windows2000Professional.s I know that now. that was my initial though and it was hilarious to me how absurd it sounded until my brother explained... granted he was confused the same way I was until HE looked it up first. :P

  • @benplus1503
    @benplus1503 4 роки тому +12

    I know this video came out last month, but...
    “What is an apple?”
    -Dank Pods, June 18, 2020

  • @iknowdawae893
    @iknowdawae893 4 роки тому +90

    How to open an iPod my way:
    Stick 12 phone opening thingies into it and scream
    *GIVE*
    *ME*
    *YOUR*
    *SOUL*

  • @asianboi6521
    @asianboi6521 4 роки тому +60

    I thought when Dankpods
    was gonna open CRAIG he was gonna say “SOMEONES BEEN ON HERE”

  • @CatDadChris
    @CatDadChris 4 роки тому +6

    Craig has been around in the audio space since the 70's. They actually used to make good stuff back then. I think they had receivers made by Sanyo back in the day.

  • @professionalbusinessman2903
    @professionalbusinessman2903 4 роки тому +19

    “The controls are terrible on the SBOX, and the S stands for shi-“

  • @absolutjoann
    @absolutjoann 4 роки тому +43

    Me: "Mum can I please get an iPod Nano?"
    Mum: "We have an iPod Nano at home"
    Said iPod Nano at home:

    • @velnoa
      @velnoa 4 роки тому +3

      I see this as an absolute win!

    • @Sr_iRL
      @Sr_iRL 4 роки тому +1

      Craig🤣

  • @TILR
    @TILR 4 роки тому +9

    8:43 ay I like the little animation it's got, its kinda cute

  • @jonasgrill1155
    @jonasgrill1155 4 роки тому +11

    looks like the packaging got the ol' "slash and dash"
    6:33
    I have that same drive
    i have succeded in life.

  • @memesandgasoline
    @memesandgasoline 4 роки тому +13

    gotta love how he ALWAYS slaps the item of the video on the ipad.

  • @onewhitedude
    @onewhitedude 2 роки тому +6

    2:12 I am the only one who thinks he said "So it's basically a porno player" but with a strong Australian accent, in my first few watches.

  • @sammathis
    @sammathis 4 роки тому +2

    The way you say "Craig" throughout the entire video makes the replay value go through the roof.

  • @henrold__
    @henrold__ 4 роки тому +4

    7:49 This was actually supposed to take you to their website at the end, after playing this special video. Fun fact: The album came out in 2001, meaning the app that plays the animation probably was built for Windows 98 and XP. Still works on Windows 10.

  • @kavindrums
    @kavindrums 4 роки тому +48

    nobody:
    dankpods:
    *pause*
    dankpods: **SLAM**

  • @eggmon420
    @eggmon420 Рік тому +3

    I LOVE how they are SO proud of their bootleg that they HALVED the screen size and filled the other half with the “Craig” logo. Every time you look at your fake iPod you’re reminded who made it. So iconic.

  • @Penumbra_Morning_Star
    @Penumbra_Morning_Star 10 місяців тому +2

    the really amusing thing to me is that between the brand new Craigs and the brand new iPods opened on this channel, the Craigs actually turn on and work a lot more often

  • @cheekibreeki4624
    @cheekibreeki4624 4 роки тому +2

    Just found out how amazing Craig is! They have a website and sell drones, speakers, HDMI cables, dash cams, alarm clocks, VHS tapes, phone VR case things, selfie sticks, chargers (lots!), fake AirPods, boom boxes, CD players, portable DVD players and last but not least Windows tablets! Most of this stuff has Craig beautifully brandished on it.

  • @bru-ri5es
    @bru-ri5es 3 роки тому +4

    1:25 you have never seen an apple?
    “What is an apple” -dank pods 2020

  • @ethand4784
    @ethand4784 4 роки тому +23

    DUUUUDEE thas my ipod remember I had that fake blue boi?

  • @eveangreen1871
    @eveangreen1871 4 роки тому +4

    DP: “Let’s get this lemon back together.”
    Me: “Mate that’s so sour that both my eyes cried, bled, and shriveled up creating a black hole.”

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 4 роки тому +2

    The disclaimer at 3:00 is a ROHS warning required for anything being sold in the US that uses leaded solder (it can apply to other things but mostly just that). It just means that the wires were attached to the pins with regular solder instead of the tin-silver crap.

    • @Josh.Davidson
      @Josh.Davidson Рік тому

      No. ROHS sticker means it's ROHS compliant aka lead free.

  • @MisterN8
    @MisterN8 4 роки тому +9

    When your friend copies your homework but changes it a bit to make it look like his own.

  • @VraerynDaDragon
    @VraerynDaDragon 4 роки тому +5

    6:24 The transition, oh boy that genuinely made me laugh.

  • @Nick-ci8ve
    @Nick-ci8ve 4 роки тому +2

    Man rewatching this stuff at 4am hits different, EVERYTHING cracks me up even more

  • @44ZombieMeister44
    @44ZombieMeister44 3 роки тому +3

    This Craig was my very first mp3 player.. Once I was staying overnight somewhere and I forgot its charger, but I had my kindle charger so I charged it with that. After that it would only play the first song that was on it (in alphabetical order) on repeat and nothing else. For years after I was too traumatized to use anything other than the specific cables and chargers provided for any electronic device I had, even though I knew it wasn't supposed to matter as long as everything matched up properly. Good times, thanks for nothing Craig!

  • @soulzzplaysgames
    @soulzzplaysgames 4 роки тому +3

    Just from a little research:
    Craig Electronics was founded in 1963, they specialize on 'consumer electronics' and their HQ is in Miami, Florida.
    13 years before Apple. And yes, they're still in business.

  • @PatrickAkridge
    @PatrickAkridge 4 роки тому +10

    "Charge for 12 hours"
    "That's not happening" 😂😂😂

  • @carlitosssartu
    @carlitosssartu 4 роки тому +10

    0:38 the company in Tokio actually called multimedia player seeing this video: *making sad noises*

  • @JaioCG
    @JaioCG 4 роки тому +3

    I never noticed this until now but the alarm clock I've had for years is a Craig, and this video opened a new eye for me.

  • @milesgerschefske6231
    @milesgerschefske6231 2 роки тому +2

    I love that dank thought the Craig was a one off bootleg, but turned out to be a beloved low quality mid tier nugget

  • @Extremelybadpiggies
    @Extremelybadpiggies 5 місяців тому +2

    Craig in 2006: bootleg
    Craig 1989: B&W PORTABLE CRT TV WITH AM/FM RADIO

  • @tredI9100
    @tredI9100 4 роки тому +4

    10:17
    DP: right brb
    (One *_C R A I G_* Session Later) + cool music
    DP: i have returned from my *_c r a i g i n g ._* it's not that bad

    • @DankPods
      @DankPods  4 роки тому +1

      It’s actual totally fine

    • @tredI9100
      @tredI9100 4 роки тому

      @@DankPods good to hear. I'm just wondering how much it costed?