A SLAP ON TITAN 14: The People vs. Eren Jaeger

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  • @estefanolivares4159
    @estefanolivares4159 9 років тому +14309

    I think this court was more reasonable than the actual anime court.

  • @silentwraith9674
    @silentwraith9674 5 років тому +15348

    Levi: “what’s the story on your sister?”
    Eren: “dunno, what’s the story on your cousin?”

    • @sirwaterproof3273
      @sirwaterproof3273 5 років тому +1790

      Levi:someone bring us some tea we have a lot to talk about😂

    • @mashasiro2842
      @mashasiro2842 4 роки тому +701

      And your Uncle

    • @jojosstan4257
      @jojosstan4257 4 роки тому +225

      SilentWraith967 u said exactly what I was thinking🤣🤣😭

    • @nmelody4414
      @nmelody4414 4 роки тому +45

      @Captain_Morgan this is incest

    • @haven6744
      @haven6744 4 роки тому +238

      @@nmelody4414 I don't think they're cousins, because Kenny (Levi's Uncle) was asking for his sister who has Orential and Ackerman blood which is Mikasa. Therefore, Mikasa is Levi's Aunt, i believe.

  • @sadpaddletime1206
    @sadpaddletime1206 5 років тому +6853

    "I think I'm leaking spinal fluid"
    "No eren you just pissed yourself"
    "Oh thank God"

    • @emperorneonexus9838
      @emperorneonexus9838 5 років тому +138

      Dont lick that fluid-

    • @evelynneclipse2069
      @evelynneclipse2069 4 роки тому +109

      AuraSpectre don't worry the beast titan isn't there.
      Yet

    • @cheyenne2080
      @cheyenne2080 4 роки тому +16

      Evelynn Eclipse you mean rod?

    • @eliraeclipse2435
      @eliraeclipse2435 4 роки тому +28

      @@cheyenne2080 she probably means Zeke Yaeger

    • @cheyenne2080
      @cheyenne2080 4 роки тому +17

      Lavender Roselinda HP & 1D no i mean like she was talking about “licking the fluid” and rod.. ya know... licked the fluid 💀💀💀

  • @tamashi4242
    @tamashi4242 4 роки тому +4956

    a slap on titan predicted how important spinal fluid would be

    • @swag-yw7ut
      @swag-yw7ut 3 роки тому +15

      How?

    • @tamashi4242
      @tamashi4242 3 роки тому +246

      @@swag-yw7ut they keep bringing up spinal fluid, and then attack on titan hits us with the zeke wine

    • @michaella2758
      @michaella2758 3 роки тому +292

      most people watching a slap on titan: **laughing or just being entertained**
      isayama watching a slap on titan: ✍✍✍✍✍✍✍✍✍✍✍

    • @donryanetuke355
      @donryanetuke355 3 роки тому +15

      @@michaella2758 literally

    • @xrrgr
      @xrrgr 3 роки тому +77

      and the literal girl mikasa saved becoming relevant lol

  • @r10t49
    @r10t49 8 років тому +5809

    "STDs were like pokemon she wanted to catch them all" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tabark5611
      @tabark5611 8 років тому +190

      I died at this part 😂

    • @s.pacelly
      @s.pacelly 8 років тому +130

      Jesus christ this is a great line

    • @xtyranatair3439
      @xtyranatair3439 8 років тому +66

      Man erens mum was a STD master name 1 person she hasnt got it from apart from erenand armin and ur all ma best friend

    • @monochrome8948
      @monochrome8948 8 років тому +33

      I heard Eren's mom had Mewtwo STDs. Man, that's so rare!

    • @monochrome8948
      @monochrome8948 8 років тому +15

      ***** not only she's a legend, but she's also a FUCKING GOD! -dess.

  • @Lpsforevergirl2
    @Lpsforevergirl2 8 років тому +3822

    "Back in my pimping days , before i found the walls"
    Im crying 😂😂😂

  • @berrybunnysoda
    @berrybunnysoda 5 років тому +6442

    "Will there be refreshments?"
    *"No."*
    "Acceptable"

  • @iamtrying2690
    @iamtrying2690 3 роки тому +1031

    "My name is Eren Jaeger... and my mom's Carla Jaeger"
    From that point on, Eren lowkey won the trial in his favor. His mom literally BRIBED everyone that is not above 30 in the courtroom. What a fcking legend Carla is.

  • @ashlyn4847
    @ashlyn4847 6 років тому +8224

    Eren- "The only two people who I care about is my mom and Mikasa!!"
    Me- *pets Armin while he cries silently*

    • @alexzayjurado8391
      @alexzayjurado8391 5 років тому +278

      You god damn right man

    • @Cris-zv8ze
      @Cris-zv8ze 5 років тому +258

      Poor Armin

    • @yoongistrashcan830
      @yoongistrashcan830 5 років тому +126

      Sometimes I feel like armin tranagender

    • @akididrus7560
      @akididrus7560 5 років тому +50

      @@yoongistrashcan830 you're not the only one

    • @thisisfleurdelis
      @thisisfleurdelis 5 років тому +42

      yoongi's trash can nah we see him when he’s like eight/nine years old. Plus this was in the 19,00’s when that was “unacceptable

  • @jsoan
    @jsoan 7 років тому +2399

    No! The pain will help him GROW!
    -Armin 872

    • @eden6582
      @eden6582 6 років тому +83

      HE WAS SO ENTHUSIASTIC TOO XD

    • @solitary2
      @solitary2 6 років тому +47

      Nigga sounded like a Sith 😭

    • @cronusmc11
      @cronusmc11 6 років тому +9

      You don't know my pain.
      -Nagato (pein)

    • @stealtho
      @stealtho 5 років тому +24

      Actually, I agree with armin. Someone who has felt despair or pain in the past can turn that into success and happiness. Hope can be found at the times of despair.

    • @solitary2
      @solitary2 5 років тому +11

      Rhozuke オタク ....Nigga shut up

  • @blueflare3299
    @blueflare3299 5 років тому +9387

    I feel like Eren is the most sensible person in this abridge.

    • @SolarDragon007
      @SolarDragon007 5 років тому +756

      He's basically the straight man in a world of eccentric lunatics.

    • @anomalocaris2593
      @anomalocaris2593 5 років тому +132

      @@SolarDragon007 What about Mikasa?

    • @november4ths
      @november4ths 5 років тому +146

      Erwin-

    • @sporkcutletbowl1565
      @sporkcutletbowl1565 5 років тому +498

      Aside from the fact that he thinks that it's the titans' fault his mom was a whore, he's pretty normal.

    • @CODYoungGunna
      @CODYoungGunna 5 років тому +192

      @@anomalocaris2593 she wants to fuck a titan

  • @losdoyers4611
    @losdoyers4611 4 роки тому +1588

    12:46 Pastor Nick dancing to the beat had me dying 😂

    • @Marceline1313
      @Marceline1313 3 роки тому +20

      😂😂😂

    • @NightWolf-xn3xl
      @NightWolf-xn3xl 3 роки тому +30

      I am laughing😝😆😂with y’all two as well. Why does it look like he is trying to throw it down!!!!

    • @doNotdisturb97
      @doNotdisturb97 3 роки тому +15

      I CABT BRETJE HELP

    • @IsaiahRichards692
      @IsaiahRichards692 3 роки тому +27

      Pastor Nick being a former pimp was glorious!

    • @aidan4246
      @aidan4246 2 роки тому +2

      He’s insane

  • @gabrielcuneta7256
    @gabrielcuneta7256 5 років тому +3333

    People: **EXISTS**
    Carla Jaeger: *A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR SALVATION*

    • @kayliejmoore3996
      @kayliejmoore3996 4 роки тому +19

      Oof

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 4 роки тому +134

      I think she single handedly doubled the empire's population, with how much everyone is RAVING about her

    • @AreiaMercurius
      @AreiaMercurius 4 роки тому +14

      @@floricel_112 how many kids does she have then?

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 4 роки тому +40

      @@AreiaMercurius how many kids did Genghis Khan have?

    • @AreiaMercurius
      @AreiaMercurius 4 роки тому +5

      @@floricel_112 no clue

  • @brendito_
    @brendito_ 5 років тому +6690

    Levi’s background music really fits him.

    • @sandraadams5252
      @sandraadams5252 5 років тому +243

      Feels very thug life which suits since he’s a former thug

    • @Surfacekilla1
      @Surfacekilla1 5 років тому +51

      😂😂anyone know the theme

    • @solidusername
      @solidusername 5 років тому +55

      @IAN FAWCETT keeper of the seven keys - vinnie paz

    • @Chrissaiyanjojoknight
      @Chrissaiyanjojoknight 5 років тому +31

      The beating Levi did to Eren(my stomach hurts!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)

    • @afinoxi
      @afinoxi 5 років тому +33

      @@sandraadams5252 the nicest and cleaniest thug of the streets

  • @mclovin3012
    @mclovin3012 7 років тому +5265

    As soon as everybody said the “son of Carla Jaegar? “ I just thought “oh shit” 😂

  • @ninjaflamestone
    @ninjaflamestone 4 роки тому +809

    "WHOO! Eren you getting yo ass WHOPPED! Even from Hell, I can see a beating like this! GOD DAMN!"

    • @jonsnow2344
      @jonsnow2344 4 роки тому +51

      bahah, ALWAYS forget that dude's gonna show/pop back up during this episode "this my CHILD-beating ascot" -- it all floods back lol, friggen ridiculous -- "WOOOO--!!!!" so glad somebody quoted it finally

    • @bennapier1897
      @bennapier1897 3 роки тому +16

      That was the one that got me

    • @ohcaptianletsmakeadeal5901
      @ohcaptianletsmakeadeal5901 3 роки тому +14

      YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

  • @qwen1019
    @qwen1019 4 роки тому +8003

    "Captain,Eren's enjoying it.
    " Eren,stop enjoying it."

  • @fungalfan99
    @fungalfan99 4 роки тому +3124

    “Will there be refreshments?”
    *”No.”*
    “...acceptable.”

    • @no-mora_56
      @no-mora_56 4 роки тому +42

      IT IS UNACCEPTABLE

    • @no-mora_56
      @no-mora_56 4 роки тому +30

      WE NEED REFRESHMENTS

    • @ash-p2y2s
      @ash-p2y2s 4 роки тому +19

      REFRESHMENTS! REFRESHMENTS! REFRESHMENTS! REFRESHMENTS!

    • @Cooky_McGee
      @Cooky_McGee 3 роки тому +13

      Such daddy material

    • @M_ZS19
      @M_ZS19 3 роки тому +2

      I don’t get it.

  • @wolfchans
    @wolfchans 4 роки тому +8712

    i love how this was uploaded 5 years ago and people are still watching this lol

    • @debbiek3469
      @debbiek3469 4 роки тому +148

      It's amazing

    • @ellenfox6869
      @ellenfox6869 4 роки тому +184

      I’m gonna be watching this for yearssss trust me

    • @ToffeeCoffee001
      @ToffeeCoffee001 4 роки тому +35

      Its amazing.

    • @KJetixsSuccessor
      @KJetixsSuccessor 4 роки тому +15

      Me too😂🤣😂🤣

    • @ae1103
      @ae1103 4 роки тому +7

      @@ellenfox6869 I RECOGNIZE THAT PFP KOMUGIIIIII

  • @myrosesarewithering1015
    @myrosesarewithering1015 3 роки тому +332

    "holy shit, sirius black's on the loose" - i'm just in love with this parody and it's references

    • @starwarsfan6682
      @starwarsfan6682 2 роки тому +9

      Eren: what does black mean.
      Levi: it means voldimort... No shit that's purple. Black means there's and abnormal titan coming for us

    • @A_Z_A_T_H_O_T_H
      @A_Z_A_T_H_O_T_H 2 роки тому

      Timestamp?

  • @kirbytheotaku737
    @kirbytheotaku737 7 років тому +4309

    Eren: can we PLEASE get him out of the courtroom?!
    Judge: I’m sorry, this is far too entertaining.

    • @abbybrownabbz8301
      @abbybrownabbz8301 6 років тому +110

      John Howard the judge had a point.

    • @dragonchannel159
      @dragonchannel159 6 років тому +100

      considering what kinda sadistic fuck that judge is later in the show, that might as well be his inner monologue.

    • @abbybrownabbz8301
      @abbybrownabbz8301 6 років тому +12

      @@dragonchannel159 lol. True

    • @bquecha7526
      @bquecha7526 6 років тому +15

      Levi fans: *W H E E Z E*

    • @dominicyeomans3489
      @dominicyeomans3489 5 років тому +6

      That was great

  • @ddxx3866
    @ddxx3866 7 років тому +2015

    I love how Eren keep saying "OBJECTION" But everyone ignore him

    • @lynn7968
      @lynn7968 7 років тому +52

      Nico Alexander Well i mean Hanji told him to 😂😂

    • @darthutah6649
      @darthutah6649 7 років тому +52

      but he didn't throw around latin terms

    • @rhianakennard2344
      @rhianakennard2344 6 років тому +11

      That's Carla jaegars baby

    • @daviguedes8949
      @daviguedes8949 6 років тому +8

      Nico Alexander PRAISE THE WALLS

    • @boredwithdeja1331
      @boredwithdeja1331 6 років тому +1

      I made your 666 likes into 667, I'm sorry I couldn't help it 😂😂

  • @angelscoffeeshop8364
    @angelscoffeeshop8364 5 років тому +4273

    "STDs we're like Pokemon for her ! She just had to catch em all " I DIED LMAOO 😂😂

    • @annianajimenez5064
      @annianajimenez5064 4 роки тому +28

      lol

    • @ddangerous
      @ddangerous 4 роки тому +52

      I was looking for this comment😂

    • @elham5812
      @elham5812 4 роки тому +29

      BRO I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 😭🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

    • @shawty1016
      @shawty1016 4 роки тому +5

      Lmfao I love this series 😭

    • @ashxwrld
      @ashxwrld 4 роки тому +19

      “hey annie, i put the STD in stud, now all i need is you” -reiner

  • @zemenogbomoide5524
    @zemenogbomoide5524 4 роки тому +3976

    “There isn’t a man above the age of 30 that doesn’t know that name” does that include...... Levi and Erwin 😐

  • @dani-fe7bk
    @dani-fe7bk 5 років тому +4529

    i love attack on titan.. but man.. a slap on titan is just.. gold

    • @slxnthemonstxr2642
      @slxnthemonstxr2642 5 років тому +43

      Sarge and pastor Nick or the best

    • @sleeparalala
      @sleeparalala 4 роки тому +3

      Ikr

    • @icbsr3600
      @icbsr3600 4 роки тому +34

      you could say it slaps

    • @shawty1016
      @shawty1016 4 роки тому +6

      @@icbsr3600 lol good one

    • @darkrain491
      @darkrain491 4 роки тому +1

      Nah, Levi is the only funny character.
      All the other jokes are kinda crap tbh.

  • @tekatarinator6636
    @tekatarinator6636 5 років тому +2378

    *"My eyebrows are impressed"*
    *- Erwin Dancho*
    (Lmao)

    • @eemansuhail
      @eemansuhail 4 роки тому +7

      omg 😆😆😂

    • @aishwaryasingh8614
      @aishwaryasingh8614 4 роки тому +7

      I think his name is Erwin smith

    • @the__archangel
      @the__archangel 4 роки тому +28

      @@aishwaryasingh8614 Dancho means captain in japanese, in case you didnt understand...

    • @aishwaryasingh8614
      @aishwaryasingh8614 4 роки тому +9

      @@the__archangel oh thanks I appreciate it

  • @randomrainbowkitten4997
    @randomrainbowkitten4997 8 років тому +735

    Erwin: "My eyebrows are impressed."
    Me: *Dies laughing*

  • @God_3712
    @God_3712 2 роки тому +122

    "Can we crucify him for our sins or do we have to wait until after supper?"
    I died LMAO

  • @jemuelmongado5030
    @jemuelmongado5030 7 років тому +867

    "How do you know my mom's name?"
    "Kid, there's no man above the age of thirty that doesn't know that name"

  • @roynettle6864
    @roynettle6864 8 років тому +2871

    levi: whats the story on your sister
    eren: what
    why is no one talking about this

    • @pchybnny8545
      @pchybnny8545 8 років тому +42

      roy nettle I don't get it😣

    • @giornogiovanna3000
      @giornogiovanna3000 8 років тому +16

      Kymberli Bennett me nether

    • @tanyaannaaa5370
      @tanyaannaaa5370 8 років тому +486

      Kymberli Bennett in the hearing they accused Mikasa of having feelings for Eren and even wished to have sex with his titan form. so when levi asked, "so whats the story on your sister" he was asking if the rumours about them both fucking were true. lol

    • @chanel310the7
      @chanel310the7 7 років тому +212

      He wants to have sex with her. Any guy who asks another guy, "What's the story on _______?" about a girl wants to have sex with her and they are seeing if they have a chance.

    • @deadboy9298
      @deadboy9298 7 років тому +59

      roy nettle
      my response as Eren: Uhhhhh she's.... taken.

  • @andypoon923
    @andypoon923 7 років тому +1638

    I can never see Pastor Nick in the same light again....XD

    • @aquagrip6876
      @aquagrip6876 6 років тому +25

      Same! 😂

    • @derpynerdy6294
      @derpynerdy6294 5 років тому +34

      Well
      He's dead

    • @ohheckohno3666
      @ohheckohno3666 5 років тому +17

      DerpyNerdy no one credits him for staying quiet

    • @eggburtd715
      @eggburtd715 5 років тому +8

      Right! He’s even better

    • @halendark9378
      @halendark9378 5 років тому +12

      Pastor Nick?!! Try Carla Jaeger!!! I can never look at her the same way again w/o thinking “Oh snaps! Knowledge is about to b DROPPED!!!” 😂

  • @Alivfd
    @Alivfd 3 роки тому +269

    That ass whooping, the crowd cheering and the priest dancing was the best thing I’ve ever saw in a parody series 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

  • @beautifu_trash4094
    @beautifu_trash4094 9 років тому +852

    " My eyebrows are impressed."
    Thats the best complement you could ever get from Erwin.

    • @weronika7065
      @weronika7065 8 років тому +7

      XD

    • @Eggcellent_One
      @Eggcellent_One 8 років тому +48

      "My eyebrows welcome you to the survey corps."

    • @yourdadismydogsbrother8540
      @yourdadismydogsbrother8540 7 років тому +2

      12:27 he's in episode seven stabin and cabin. he died in that episode. how is he still there?

    • @HonestMaestro
      @HonestMaestro 7 років тому +8

      Ur Dad Is My Dogs Brother he says even from hell i can see a beating like dis so hes in hell watching

    • @yourdadismydogsbrother8540
      @yourdadismydogsbrother8540 7 років тому

      batu khan tru tru

  • @yomamayomamayomamapp
    @yomamayomamayomamapp 4 роки тому +3822

    “STDs were like Pokémon to her she had to catch em all”
    I’m dead😭😭😭😭😭😭😂

  • @kaokaopang
    @kaokaopang 4 роки тому +4781

    “Mikasa, are you in love with Eren Jaeger?”
    Me: why does this sound like they’re marrying each other

    • @1lain
      @1lain 4 роки тому +41

      Mikasa x Levi idc if there related or he's old 😼💖

    • @kaokaopang
      @kaokaopang 4 роки тому +18

      hanita purewal i also kinda ship them but don’t get too attached to the characters 😌🤟

    • @1lain
      @1lain 4 роки тому +24

      @@kaokaopang * cries with life sized Levi body pillow * 😿

    • @kaokaopang
      @kaokaopang 4 роки тому +6

      hanita purewal I don’t think Levi is going to die

    • @1lain
      @1lain 4 роки тому +6

      @@kaokaopang HE BETTER NOT 😾

  • @ariyougood
    @ariyougood 3 роки тому +350

    “F-u-c-k-i-n-j”
    I can’t be the only one that heard that-

  • @spicymaraschino
    @spicymaraschino 8 років тому +1685

    'same way you join any gang, initiation' *cue hip hop music*
    this feels all too fitting for levi.
    side note, it gave me serious GTA feels

    • @riverholme
      @riverholme 8 років тому +31

      yES and did you know Levi's guardian Kenny was actually based in part on Trevor!? it all makes sense

    • @spicymaraschino
      @spicymaraschino 8 років тому +4

      really? that's so cool!

    • @thenabj5905
      @thenabj5905 8 років тому +1

      how come?

    • @madarauchiha4848
      @madarauchiha4848 8 років тому +2

      punkishblu when pretty girls only take a picture of half their face... your beautiful accept it and take a photo of your beautiful face :)

    • @spicymaraschino
      @spicymaraschino 8 років тому +1

      Lol, thanks for that I guess.

  • @Marvel2328
    @Marvel2328 7 років тому +1582

    That moment when the slap on Titan trial makes more sense than the real episode

    • @pongangelo2048
      @pongangelo2048 6 років тому +67

      Eren's mom being a whore brought up to court? Yeah... right...

    • @elijahalonzo6056
      @elijahalonzo6056 6 років тому +50

      Pong Angelo it's more entertaining

    • @pongangelo2048
      @pongangelo2048 6 років тому +20

      I didn't say it was not entertaining. I find that part hilarious despite of it being nonsense.

    • @dinomaric8994
      @dinomaric8994 6 років тому +1

      K E N N Y true

    • @erwinschmied
      @erwinschmied 6 років тому +12

      I agree. Darius's character was actually accurately portrayed. He is sort of an asshole in the manga

  • @zacharypridemore8065
    @zacharypridemore8065 6 років тому +1345

    11:27 is the only way to properly convey how much of a gangsta Levi is in the actual show

    • @Someone-1997
      @Someone-1997 4 роки тому +5

      What's the song name ?

    • @ojroche5217
      @ojroche5217 4 роки тому +19

      @@Someone-1997 Keeper of the seven keys - Vinnie Paz & Ill Bill

    • @daddyeren5764
      @daddyeren5764 4 роки тому +3

      He's fucked in s4

    • @RavynKatō
      @RavynKatō 4 роки тому +11

      @@daddyeren5764 no, and like armin said "the pain will help him grow", and he did

    • @daddyeren5764
      @daddyeren5764 4 роки тому +1

      @@RavynKatō but still 😭

  • @cherrichannie199
    @cherrichannie199 3 роки тому +527

    11:55 watching levi beat eren the first time
    12:36 watching again after season 4

  • @Solll_Vods.
    @Solll_Vods. 8 років тому +435

    "I have a question!"
    "Jesus christ Erwin put you f*cking hand down this isn't kindergarten"
    "will there be refreshments?"
    "no"
    "acceptable"

    • @avalollie1292
      @avalollie1292 7 років тому +22

      Zachary Rieger but *sniff* but I wanted some refreshments

  • @PreciseIsGaming
    @PreciseIsGaming 9 років тому +457

    "STDs were like pokemon to her she had to catch them all"
    spits out food DEAD!

  • @var_i_ant9734
    @var_i_ant9734 8 років тому +456

    "Oh my god Erwin put your fucking hand down this isn't kindergarten." XD I LOVE THAT!

    • @Legionary-4
      @Legionary-4 7 років тому +69

      "Jesus Erwin, just ask!"

  • @Redneck_Heathen
    @Redneck_Heathen 4 роки тому +276

    I've started rewatching this every few months to cure my depression, its become something of a ritual at this rate. Watching Levi beat the living shit out of Eren with that old school hip hop playing in the background is just... therapeutic.

  • @Chain_Curse
    @Chain_Curse 4 роки тому +4383

    Levi: *starts beating Eren up*
    Everyone: ...Why do we hear boss music?

    • @notvex3987
      @notvex3987 4 роки тому +64

      LITERALLY

    • @kri_zleybear
      @kri_zleybear 4 роки тому +14

      Guys! God loves y’all so much❤️he gave his only son Jesus Christ to die for us sinners. God is good. May we put our whole trust in Jesus Christ our Saviour because he is “the way, the truth and the life.” (John 14:6). Repent, love, hope and have faith. 🙏❤️💯

    • @Josh-yp8fn
      @Josh-yp8fn 4 роки тому +25

      @@kri_zleybear can Levi kick Jesus’s ass?

    • @tavs4106
      @tavs4106 4 роки тому +15

      @@Josh-yp8fn yuh🥵🥵

    • @idonthaverights5621
      @idonthaverights5621 4 роки тому +10

      @@Josh-yp8fn yes he hasn't fighting experience

  • @shinitagari444
    @shinitagari444 4 роки тому +3484

    eren’s speech in this abridge was actually really good wtf-

  • @juliandixon891
    @juliandixon891 8 років тому +895

    Best Attack On Titan parody of all time.

    • @chillfootball8051
      @chillfootball8051 8 років тому +10

      attack on titan abridged

    • @assassinscreed00
      @assassinscreed00 8 років тому +23

      If these guys can get away with it, it's a shame TFS doesn't just try and continue their parody once more.

    • @ExEBoss
      @ExEBoss 7 років тому +17

      +Don'tLetYourMemesBeSteelDreams They got a Cease and Desist letter from the company that handles Attack on Titan distribution in the US, and a C&D letter is worse than a DMCA takedown.

    • @tangomango6313
      @tangomango6313 7 років тому +32

      ExE Boss They were just upset that the Abridge was better than their official dub

    • @iceknight1029
      @iceknight1029 7 років тому +5

      Logan Summers i agree with u

  • @ayu8994
    @ayu8994 3 роки тому +145

    Armin: “No, the pain will help him grow”
    That aged well.

    • @solalabell9674
      @solalabell9674 8 місяців тому +4

      That and mentioning spinal fluid

  • @zipzamzoot621
    @zipzamzoot621 6 років тому +837

    “I’m sorry this Is way too entertaining”
    This entire series

  • @majorleaguefujoshi7394
    @majorleaguefujoshi7394 6 років тому +4026

    "There Isn't a man over the age of 30 that doesn't know THAT name"
    Hold up. So...
    Because Levi is 34.
    Even HE has had fun with Carla?
    Wow.
    Thank you for planting that image in my head🤣

    • @W1ll0W25
      @W1ll0W25 5 років тому +196

      thats adsactly what i thought

    • @thisisfleurdelis
      @thisisfleurdelis 5 років тому +252

      Gretchen Wieners I just threw up in my mouth a little, thanks

    • @noodlethedog4817
      @noodlethedog4817 5 років тому +21

      xTarotxTeax ;D

    • @iihopegloss9870
      @iihopegloss9870 5 років тому +155

      Hold the FUCK sip
      Levi is 34?!?

    • @havuvuorilehto8490
      @havuvuorilehto8490 5 років тому +63

      Is he? I'm not sure if his age has been confirmed. And KNOW that name, not fucked her.

  • @randomdude1956
    @randomdude1956 5 років тому +1384

    Man: could he related to Carla Yeager, THE Carla Yaeger?!
    Me: Ohhhhh shit.

    • @ssjdarkdrakus5291
      @ssjdarkdrakus5291 4 роки тому +30

      What everyone said and or thought when they said that line. Followed by: this ain't gonna end well.... but it'll be funny😂

    • @Daesma999
      @Daesma999 4 роки тому +1

      me: Wha- .. Oh.. OHOHOOOOOOOHH

  • @thetissueofjustice9875
    @thetissueofjustice9875 3 роки тому +56

    "Put your hand down erwin this isn't kindergarten."
    I'm crying

  • @owenfitzsimmons5511
    @owenfitzsimmons5511 8 років тому +623

    The part about Erens mum in the courtroom was the funniest shit ever lmao

  • @H240909
    @H240909 7 років тому +748

    I love how this episode just flat out turns into the Boondocks towards the end. XD

  • @Mr.BoogieWoogie
    @Mr.BoogieWoogie 8 років тому +314

    "Apparently, a common boy has transformed to a Titan."
    "That is ENTIRELY the cat's meow."
    "Indubitably! The mud-dwellers in Wall Rose are calling him a "savior"."
    "Hah, Plebes!"
    "That's just the bee's knees!"
    "Holy shit! Sirius Black's on the loose."

  • @creasybaguette419
    @creasybaguette419 4 роки тому +636

    Why does Eren's voice actor low-key sound like the official-

    • @alienaliceien
      @alienaliceien 3 роки тому +21

      I thought I was the only one that noticed

    • @erenjaeger6125
      @erenjaeger6125 2 роки тому +26

      Eren's VA in A Slap on Titan is actually better than Bryce Papenbrook imo 💀

    • @ibrothebro6864
      @ibrothebro6864 2 роки тому +17

      A Slap On Titan's Eren actually sounds like he fits Eren better than the official Eng Dub for young Eren, but I don't imagine him being able to outperform Adult Eren's official dub.

    • @arneshpal7702
      @arneshpal7702 2 роки тому +1

      Idk

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 2 роки тому +5

      @@ibrothebro6864 Yeah, nothing beats Yuki Kaji for the role of Eren imo. But I actually do wonder if dubbing studios should start reaching out to people who voice act for abridged series because some of these people are actually really good.

  • @Ms_Fortunes
    @Ms_Fortunes 6 років тому +4642

    If Pastor Nick was real, I'd go to church every day.

  • @kasumuki1963
    @kasumuki1963 5 років тому +12476

    At this point I forgot the characters real personalities 😂
    Edit: One year later, I am so disappointed this is my only top comment

    • @reignponce7946
      @reignponce7946 5 років тому +541

      Especially pastor nick

    • @Shimeji_e
      @Shimeji_e 5 років тому +196

      hwahwahwahwahwhaha - Pixis

    • @tamara1594
      @tamara1594 4 роки тому +282

      I prefer this rather than the real things 💀💀😂

    • @rei.6874
      @rei.6874 4 роки тому +131

      Now I just liked their personalities here than the original one-

    • @Hari-om6yx
      @Hari-om6yx 4 роки тому +65

      @@Shimeji_e now now, picksis likes😳

  • @cheesydelphox1552
    @cheesydelphox1552 4 роки тому +4170

    In all honesty, Eren’s speech at 10:44 was really well written, and sound like an actual line in an anime.

    • @xechammad4539
      @xechammad4539 4 роки тому +345

      Ikr, I think it potrayed it even better than the anime itself

    • @starter_4008
      @starter_4008 4 роки тому +29

      @@xechammad4539 I know wrong

    • @SiobhanS1868
      @SiobhanS1868 4 роки тому +63

      @Wonki Tonki ikr! the anime speech was a bit cringe ngl

    • @raofabdullah
      @raofabdullah 4 роки тому +15

      it's so Hollywood and I like it

    • @pocoloco4211
      @pocoloco4211 3 роки тому +66

      @@xechammad4539 in the anime eren was supposed to be immature while in this parody everyone's opposite so it should make sense

  • @jordanr6675
    @jordanr6675 4 роки тому +169

    Tell me why when Eren said that Mikasa was one of the people he loved and cared about the most i was so happy. like that's my favorite line. that's the most affection he's ever shown her. like ever.

    • @onthepalehorse
      @onthepalehorse 3 роки тому +3

      I KNOW :'(

    • @qazsurfer
      @qazsurfer 3 роки тому +24

      The most affection he showed her was when he said "I will always put a scarf around you" or something along those lines... VERY CUTE

    • @YumiYa1969
      @YumiYa1969 3 роки тому +4

      He buttheaded her. So affectionate

    • @ribbonintheskythatjoonielo8287
      @ribbonintheskythatjoonielo8287 3 роки тому +9

      @@YumiYa1969 y’all talk abt the only ONE time he buttheaded her but won’t talk abt the many sweet things he have done for her. People only focus on the bad side these days.

    • @ribbonintheskythatjoonielo8287
      @ribbonintheskythatjoonielo8287 3 роки тому +1

      @McCool The Asian oh I just realized I said headbutt lol
      Thanks for pointing that out

  • @ikarusfell6249
    @ikarusfell6249 7 років тому +846

    Erwin raises his hand: "I have a question."
    Judge: "Oh my god, Erwin, put your fucking hand down this isn't kindergarten."
    Erwin: "Will there be refreshments?"
    Judge: "No."
    Erwin: "Acceptable."

    • @hamdam4127
      @hamdam4127 7 років тому

      Icarus when did that happen please tell me??

    • @bobe5608
      @bobe5608 7 років тому +2

      Hamda M 7:24

    • @bobe5608
      @bobe5608 7 років тому

      Hamda M Probably found it by now lol

    • @hamdam4127
      @hamdam4127 7 років тому

      Edgen Yay! Grrr thanks

    • @rxsezz
      @rxsezz 7 років тому

      honestly best part

  • @silliskinni
    @silliskinni 6 років тому +657

    I literally died when someone at court screamed “a couple of good nights”

  • @bakedpie2921
    @bakedpie2921 5 років тому +1288

    The priest dancing at 12:48 freaking knocked me out 😂😂😂🤣

  • @weeb_9933
    @weeb_9933 4 роки тому +176

    "Sirius Black is on the loose"😂😂😂

    • @bennapier1897
      @bennapier1897 3 роки тому +1

      I love that reference to but that’s all you got out of this

    • @weeb_9933
      @weeb_9933 3 роки тому +1

      @@bennapier1897 no, i just liked that one the most

    • @bennapier1897
      @bennapier1897 3 роки тому +1

      @@weeb_9933 oh ok

  • @Baitos
    @Baitos 4 роки тому +720

    “STDs were like Pokémon to her, she had to catch them all” amazing

  • @amy370
    @amy370 4 роки тому +2107

    “He’s isn’t a dog!”
    “Don’t be silly, *of COURSE he is* ”
    Hange...
    I bet you he’s a golden retriever

  • @naliakaperesopiyo7596
    @naliakaperesopiyo7596 8 років тому +458

    The type of public beating that unifies the courtroom and brings our fellow human beings together.

    • @Dustubuni
      @Dustubuni 8 років тому +6

      Imagine if it was someone who _really_ deserved it....

    • @naliakaperesopiyo7596
      @naliakaperesopiyo7596 8 років тому +8

      Was there really any need to make it serious in here? The world is already a downer, no need to drag it into the parody world too, holy shit.

    • @Dustubuni
      @Dustubuni 8 років тому

      Naliaka Peres Opiyo I know, right? Also... "White Knight?" _Seriously?_

    • @naliakaperesopiyo7596
      @naliakaperesopiyo7596 8 років тому +2

      Dustubuni either way my funny comment has been dampened and now I'm going home

    • @Dustubuni
      @Dustubuni 8 років тому

      White Knight No, I wouldn't. Mainly because I don't need a Law Degree to know that the justice system's messed up.
      Now stop trying to impress everyone with your precious Major and apologize to Naliaka Peres Opiyo. He made it clear that your white knighting was unwanted, yet here you are shoving more of it in his face.

  • @angelserenade
    @angelserenade 2 роки тому +116

    "Mikasa, are you in love with Eren?"
    "Eren and Mikasa sitting on a tree"
    Given the context of how AOT ended, this aged really well

  • @dgood5707
    @dgood5707 6 років тому +661

    If I'm being honest, I effing loved Eren's speech about how Mikasa and his mother are the people he loves the most.

  • @isaiahsutton5596
    @isaiahsutton5596 6 років тому +2793

    Back in my pimping days before I found the walls

    • @ASOtheprO
      @ASOtheprO 5 років тому +67

      They got inspiration from the show that is represented by your profile pic (boondocks). The titans, colossal titan/bertholdt, Pastor Nick, the Ascot Man 😭

    • @calibrijones
      @calibrijones 4 роки тому

      @Wyatt Schammann cool profile pic, wendigo's are creepy but cool

    • @crypto9776
      @crypto9776 4 роки тому +11

      PRAISE THE WALLSS

    • @ashutosh3658
      @ashutosh3658 4 роки тому

      @Wyatt Schammann just like most of the weebs😎

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 4 роки тому

      "what, you couldn't bother to look up, or something?

  • @otakugirl5512
    @otakugirl5512 7 років тому +615

    I actually like Eren's speech here more than the anime speech.

  • @fuyufuiba9641
    @fuyufuiba9641 4 роки тому +157

    no one:
    erwin: will there be refreshments?

  • @sebeccan6125
    @sebeccan6125 6 років тому +679

    Erwin: Will there be refreshments?
    *Honestly same*

  • @milagrosmiracle80
    @milagrosmiracle80 5 років тому +932

    “Sex with your mom made me want to become a better man!” BRUH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kirikakirikakirika
    @kirikakirikakirika 4 роки тому +600

    "Oh my God, Erwin. Put your fuckin' hand down. This isn't kindergarten."
    I don't know why, but this is one of the lines I laughed the hardest at. XD

    • @saesnaughtyprincess
      @saesnaughtyprincess 3 роки тому +15

      That's one of my favorite parts too 😂

    • @tabeatamm3594
      @tabeatamm3594 3 роки тому +6

      That line is why I searched up this video again. It's my absolute favourite.

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 2 роки тому +26

      Little did they know that Erwin putting his hand up in kindergarten was literally the tragic springing point for his entire backstory

  • @egomosquito6677
    @egomosquito6677 3 роки тому +195

    The whole time Levi was beating Eren I was like-
    "WHOOP HIS ASS!"
    "BEAT. HIS. SHIT!"
    "LETS GOOO!"

  • @leviackerman226
    @leviackerman226 7 років тому +665

    'My Eyebrows are impressed' 😂😂

  • @eemansuhail
    @eemansuhail 4 роки тому +3820

    "there isnt a man above age 30 that doesnt know that name"
    Levi being 30....
    BRO LMFAOOOO

    • @sana._.8040
      @sana._.8040 4 роки тому +78

      isn't he 37 O-O

    • @eemansuhail
      @eemansuhail 4 роки тому +114

      @@sana._.8040 nah he 34~ now.

    • @sana._.8040
      @sana._.8040 4 роки тому +78

      @@eemansuhail oh oop
      google said he was 20-37 so heh sure
      I like to think of him as 22 or 25-

    • @eemansuhail
      @eemansuhail 4 роки тому +45

      @@sana._.8040 pretty sure he was that age in No Regrets. Lol idk but he can still get it tho ✨😁💞

    • @sana._.8040
      @sana._.8040 4 роки тому +12

      @@eemansuhail ahahaah yes he can ;)

  • @polyroach2281
    @polyroach2281 7 років тому +814

    Eren had a better speech here than in the anime.

  • @bminji
    @bminji 4 роки тому +227

    Priest: “EREN AND MIKASA SITTING IN A TREE, F-U-C-K-I-N-J”
    Subtitles: 🙉🙈

  • @mockingjaydis11everdeen11
    @mockingjaydis11everdeen11 8 років тому +1076

    Never in my 18 years of existence have I laughed so hard. I absolutely love this! XD

    • @tomandre7285
      @tomandre7285  8 років тому +42

      Haha this is fantastic to read. Thanks for watching!

    • @mockingjaydis11everdeen11
      @mockingjaydis11everdeen11 8 років тому +8

      +tomandre You're very welcome! Thank you for making this amazing Web series! ♡

    • @minicraft2569
      @minicraft2569 8 років тому +5

      bruh

    • @christometh1148
      @christometh1148 8 років тому +7

      mockingjaydis11 Everdeen saaaaa dude

    • @jjpeanut1056
      @jjpeanut1056 7 років тому +2

      mockingjaydis11 Everdeen Wait.. OOHHHHHHHH, so you're supposed to be that age to watch this stuff .. ._. .. SCREW IT

  • @makiroll218
    @makiroll218 6 років тому +418

    " I am a robot I must murder humans muwahahaha!! Don't forget The plan Eren or they'll kill you!!"
    Whoever plays Hange is awesome. She gets her insanity perfect !

    • @sofiacolin2083
      @sofiacolin2083 4 роки тому +4

      Right the laugh I couldn’t 😹😹😹

  • @DinoDays703
    @DinoDays703 7 років тому +448

    Erwin: Pixis I think you have a drinking problem.
    It's only a problem when he runs out.

    • @zerosorigin8387
      @zerosorigin8387 5 років тому +5

      The Anime Fanbase DBZ Abridged reference I see you

  • @Sevgilicious
    @Sevgilicious 2 роки тому +53

    IM DYING I LOVE HOW EVERYONE IS CHEERING LEVI AND THROWING RANDOM INSULTS AT EREN 11:26😂😂

  • @ikilledkennyubastard7053
    @ikilledkennyubastard7053 5 років тому +641

    I come back to this episode purely for that ass whooping. The priest throwing his hands up kills me everytime along with dude talling to eren from hell lmao

  • @supersoccera2782
    @supersoccera2782 7 років тому +369

    Hanji: “I’m pretty sure you’re NOT leaking spinal fluid”
    Me: god dang it Levi, try harder next time.
    😂😂

  • @floricel_112
    @floricel_112 4 роки тому +1724

    6:19 "back in my pimping days, before I found the walls"
    what, you couldn't be bothered to look up or something?

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 4 роки тому +25

      @Dick Balls • 30 years ago please, DON'T make me have to explain the joke

    • @kyvilfongkot3591
      @kyvilfongkot3591 4 роки тому +4

      @Dick Balls • 30 years ago you mean the escape eldian

    • @skid1298
      @skid1298 4 роки тому +4

      @Dick Balls • 30 years ago idiot king fritz made it with founding titan power.

    • @chavezreal
      @chavezreal 4 роки тому +7

      @@skid1298 and you didn’t get the joke 😔

    • @skid1298
      @skid1298 4 роки тому +2

      @@chavezreal I didn't?

  • @gravityisnatural8977
    @gravityisnatural8977 4 роки тому +1033

    *Pov: you came just for the Carla Yeager scene.*

  • @kiaryrich6738
    @kiaryrich6738 7 років тому +621

    The legend Carla Jaeger.

    • @megademonhero16
      @megademonhero16 5 років тому +17

      Damn The legend of Carla the Whore.

    • @jasonbelstone3427
      @jasonbelstone3427 5 років тому +19

      10/10, It Was A Choice With Whole Regrets. --- Pastor Nick

    • @normalman6078
      @normalman6078 5 років тому +18

      SHE WAS THE FINEST HOE THIS EMPIRE HAS SEEN

    • @dragonix8881
      @dragonix8881 5 років тому +4

      @@normalman6078 praise the wall!

    • @jasonbelstone3427
      @jasonbelstone3427 5 років тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/o5bpNxa0QpU/v-deo.html
      STDs, gotta catch em all!

  • @louisvandenheuvel5452
    @louisvandenheuvel5452 4 роки тому +1319

    The Levi scene was even better than in the actual show

    • @sockme5221
      @sockme5221 3 роки тому +53

      Except the start where hes like "what you need boy is to be taught a lesson" levi is dope regardless

  • @testsubject747
    @testsubject747 9 років тому +220

    "Holy shit Sirius Black's on the loose"
    >not even a minute in
    This is gonna be a good episode.

  • @fakenames9413
    @fakenames9413 4 роки тому +62

    Can we just all agree THIS version of Pastor Nick is the key point of this episode 😂😂😂

  • @vaguermoose1002
    @vaguermoose1002 7 років тому +406

    This is the best slap on titan episode i love it

  • @hayden963
    @hayden963 5 років тому +352

    5:50 You can hear in his voice that he's about to burst in laughter XD

  • @thatchristmasimp3170
    @thatchristmasimp3170 7 років тому +266

    Eren's ass-kicking was absolutely the best I've seen yet. Great music. *clapping montage*

    • @BirdOfTheEnd
      @BirdOfTheEnd 7 років тому +15

      There's a lesson behind the ass-kicking.
      "You gotta beat the bitch to teach the bitch!"

    • @Argos-xb8ek
      @Argos-xb8ek 7 років тому +11

      When Armin said "The pain will help him grow" I laughed so hard my ribs almost cracked

    • @broccolisoup3882
      @broccolisoup3882 6 років тому +1

      “the pain will help him grow” was fucking gold

  • @destroyedsyntheradicator2833
    @destroyedsyntheradicator2833 4 роки тому +103

    Darius: are you in love with Eren Yeager?
    Mikasa: malfunctioning
    Me: .........

  • @KC-xg7gs
    @KC-xg7gs 5 років тому +181

    "The nicer the courtroom, the more likely it is you have majorly F***ed up. Seriously. This room has a Michelangelo fresco on the god damn ceiling!"
    It's the little details that make this so much more enjoyable.

  • @rivaiakkaman6124
    @rivaiakkaman6124 7 років тому +328

    Levi: So.. What's the story on your sister?
    [ S I L E N C E and A W K W A R D S T A R E ]
    Eren: .... What?

    • @Em-df3ws
      @Em-df3ws 7 років тому +1

      Levi Heichou Ackerman I don't get it ?

    • @noshymoshy
      @noshymoshy 7 років тому +1

      Lady Annabeth Ikr

    • @raymonddelgado2606
      @raymonddelgado2606 7 років тому

      Lady Annabeth me neither

    • @dontuspowerus1093
      @dontuspowerus1093 6 років тому +5

      The story of Eren's mother is she's a bitch
      and Levi wanna check if Eren's sister wanna join the Jaeger Bomb Party.

    • @abbybrownabbz8301
      @abbybrownabbz8301 6 років тому +5

      Lady Annabeth i think it means Levi likes Mikasa but I'm not sure but if it does then
      ALL IS LOST!!!!! Y ?!IM JUST A FANGIRL OF LEVI !!!!!!

  • @CrazyGamer-dz7du
    @CrazyGamer-dz7du 4 роки тому +451

    “The old fashion way. Initiation”
    PROCEEDS TO INIATE

  • @cheesyrollup7346
    @cheesyrollup7346 4 роки тому +74

    Rico Brzenska’s testimony: “He went flat out ape shit.”