As a Christian, I always have a personally tough time to mock cartoons made by fellow Christians but I absolutely loath how many of these cartoons turn out because these people are trying to make a quick buck by trying to make the next best thing to Veggietales so they can get a quick buck and that legitimately bothers me because it feels like they are using the disguise of genuine faith in Jesus as a means of making money off of the good word that could have been instead donated to actual Christian charities and missions works (an issue I also have with modern Veggietales shorts). Glad you reviewed this Bob, stuff like this honestly shouldn't exist
That's the problem I have too. A lot of religious projects are made to profit off one's beleifs or misinterpret the bible. Prince of Egypt was good, Binding of Isaac was quaint as well as challenging. We need more religious projects like those. But instead there's Gerbert the Jesus Puppet, Bibleman, Gaither's Pond, Joshua and the Promised Land, The Star, Donkey Ollie and all sorts of Prince of Egypt knockoffs. That Creepy Reading and his friends gave 22 reasons why these things tend to suck.
I got to say as a converted wiccan with native American christianity mixed in. This cartoon seems rushed and very ugly. I do not mind the 1980's superbook, veggietales, or even Hillsong skits. But even horror movies based on Christian drama can look better! Please people if you want to make a Christian tv show for kids or even adults. Put time, creativity, and heart into it. Maybe even challenge the audience on certain things in social stuff and even in the bible or whatever holy book.
How to fix this: -Donkey Ollie and Farmer John butt heads over several things-Farmer John would like some of Ollie's animals for the pageant, mainly the few that were actually there, and Ollie wants some of his cast to help him get things accurate, which gets in the way of the rehearsals. They constantly argue and try to sabotage the other's things or whatever, then Jesus steps in, reminds them of compromise and teamwork. The two make up and decide they need to work together to put on the best play. Rupert tries to do all the fancy work and essential bribery, but they teach him that thats not what the season is about. Ollie gets mad about the animals showboating, but he learns that he cant always have his way and the animals apologize for losing focus, and he apologizes for being so harsh. They put on the show with accuracy, but their own creative spins (a song here or there, maybe a joke? who knows)
Donkey Ollie? Like a Pun on Don Quixote? Miguel De Cervantes must be rolling in his grave. And why all my related videos are about the Globgobgabgalab?
This comic has dialogue with no word balloons? I'm having Marville flashbacks. Also, don't they know that you save Jesus's crucifixion for the season finale, not episode one?
Yeah folks, just watch Rankin Bass' Nestor, The Christmas Donkey. At least that has good emotion, decent stop motion animation and is a nice telling of the Nativity story. And it's a better Donkey related cartoon overall.
Compared to most of the CGI crap that is out there, most anything Rankin Bass, especially their stop motion is usually vastly better. Maybe we will see Cricket on the Harte here to.
I've got a weird donkey-related Christmas movie for you: Muletide Christmas. You should look it up. It's..... something. I could send you my DVD if you want. Again. It's something.
Remember, marriage is only "'til death do us part"; once you're in Heaven, you're siblings rather than spouses. Jesus even said once that in Heaven "there is neither marriage nor giving in marriage"
@@cartooncritique6625 Just because your parents sucked at being married doesn't mean marriage is useless. If you accidentally cut yourself while cooking would you say the entire abstract concept of knives is useless?
Oh that whole “I’m no longer your wife” bit is because wedding vows are “till death do us part”. So technically there are no married couples in heaven. This comic is still trash.
Also, I get that Tiny is supposed to be a cute little caricature of a saber toothed cat, but why does he have ADULT tusks if he's a BABY cat? In the wild, saber toothed cats didn't get their tusks until they were older, the fossil evidence shows this. I also checked out the people behind the charity that made this and apparently, there's a relatively small concentration of them who seem to not believe in prehistory, so if that's the case, why did they even include a creature that, to them, would be considered mythological?
For the whole "Swamps in Heavan" thing, I can just assume that people, when they go to heaven, would like their new heavenly environment to be like what they had on earth, thus Swamps.
Aw man, and i thought it stopped at 13! no really there are 13 episodes of this damn show besides this christmas special. Cr1tikal watched them all. Also be careful with that mac tonight reference.
In agreement with Bobsheaux’s End Credits comment, I’m not sure I appreciated a Jesus who habitually hooks fish and regrets not being able to kill and eat them. The thing about John and his wife not being married anymore is something I remember from when I was Christian. I no longer recall the quote, but there’s something in the Bible Christians interpret as meaning there are no familial relationship in heaven - it’s rarely brought up in media though, especially since there’s another Christian passage saying families should mimic the relationship between god and christians, ie. a strong male head with secondary children and women.
It's the english name for an "animated movie" from my country that is a sequel to classic animated movie from my country as well called The Little Fox. No one really asked for a sequel for it but they did it and it was awful!
Hope you review Beauty and the Beast: The enchanted Christmas (or hell, any of the Disney sequels, i'm telling ya you'll hate them more than the Alpha and Omega sequels) at some point soon bob.
@16:16 Bobsheaux: the moral of the story is never help anyone. Ever. Kratos: At last, someone who has common sense. Boy, pay close attention to this outrageously dressed man. Atreus/Boy: Yes sir.
Rupert the Raven? That looks like Toucan Sam's unappealing and least known cousin, not even close to looking like a raven! God, if I could hug both Raven and Edgar Allen Poe, I would in a heartbeat. And no disrespect to Christians or other religions, but media made by them will usually result in mediocrity or something creepy as all hell *cough* this bullshit *cough* Once again Bob, thanks for showing me something that I must avoid like the plague. :P
The Star was a better story about a donkey meeting Jesus. And the animation was more watchable than this nightmare fuel! Seriously, I studied computer animation in college, and freshmen have made better looking animals than this! Btw, I saw the Star with my cousin and... it wasn’t half bad. It was a fun watch, I laughed a couple times, and I enjoyed the interactions between Mary and Jospeh, since they were portrayed as an actual married couple with personality. I’m a Christian myself, and a story writer, so yes I would like to see more well made faith based stories.... this was not one of em. At all. I’ll stick with Prince of Egypt and the Star for now.
I think what his wife meant by her not being his wife anymore in Heaven, is that their vows are anulled because of the "Until Death do you part" thing.
Generic Song, Generic Song, Some jackass wrote this in his sleep. Generic Song, Generic Song, It shuts up your kids so you can’t complain. That’s how I feel about all these dull songs from mediocre movies your best reviews would come from.
19:10 Here, here. In similar fashion, I've seen some of my favorite character, not "give up", but reduced to cheap replications of their former selves because someone wanted to force the audience to love/adore/accept a new character with nothing to offer.
But did the lion get together with the ewe, as the prophecy foretold? It's the functional version of Zootopia where City Hall is all romantic comedy shenanigans.
As a Christian, I always have a personally tough time to mock cartoons made by fellow Christians but I absolutely loath how many of these cartoons turn out because these people are trying to make a quick buck by trying to make the next best thing to Veggietales so they can get a quick buck and that legitimately bothers me because it feels like they are using the disguise of genuine faith in Jesus as a means of making money off of the good word that could have been instead donated to actual Christian charities and missions works (an issue I also have with modern Veggietales shorts). Glad you reviewed this Bob, stuff like this honestly shouldn't exist
You're right, donkey ollie runs on the Boat Angel donation charity.
That's the problem I have too. A lot of religious projects are made to profit off one's beleifs or misinterpret the bible. Prince of Egypt was good, Binding of Isaac was quaint as well as challenging. We need more religious projects like those. But instead there's Gerbert the Jesus Puppet, Bibleman, Gaither's Pond, Joshua and the Promised Land, The Star, Donkey Ollie and all sorts of Prince of Egypt knockoffs. That Creepy Reading and his friends gave 22 reasons why these things tend to suck.
I got to say as a converted wiccan with native American christianity mixed in. This cartoon seems rushed and very ugly. I do not mind the 1980's superbook, veggietales, or even Hillsong skits. But even horror movies based on Christian drama can look better! Please people if you want to make a Christian tv show for kids or even adults. Put time, creativity, and heart into it. Maybe even challenge the audience on certain things in social stuff and even in the bible or whatever holy book.
Agreed
Veggie tales put humor first and the message second. I think.
Donkey Ollie had haunted most of my late childhood, since my cousins liked it when they were little, so it’s great to finally see someone rip it apart
Oooh... I am SO sorry...
*Screams of Horror gradually get louder as the Demonic Donkey continues to exist*
I could imagine Donkey Ollie getting eaten by the big beast of Argh from Monty Python & The holy grail.
But didn't the animator die of a heart attack before the Big Beast of Argh could appear?
The #6 Runaway Guys Fan no it was during the chase
or hunted down by Wile E Coyote.
Just get Ariana Grande to gnaw off his hooves man... that's how it happened in Monty Python right?
This heaven is not very heavenly.
yeah more like Hell from When Blackbirds Fly
It’s a lot too earthly to be Heaven.
FilmmakeroftheFuture And people wonder why I would rather go to hell... :‘D
It's bad when the Heaven from "All Dogs Go To Heaven" is more heavenly. XD
Man, this is a freaking weird and confusing story. But then again, I have kinda come to expect that from Bobsheaux's reviews.
How to fix this:
-Donkey Ollie and Farmer John butt heads over several things-Farmer John would like some of Ollie's animals for the pageant, mainly the few that were actually there, and Ollie wants some of his cast to help him get things accurate, which gets in the way of the rehearsals. They constantly argue and try to sabotage the other's things or whatever, then Jesus steps in, reminds them of compromise and teamwork. The two make up and decide they need to work together to put on the best play. Rupert tries to do all the fancy work and essential bribery, but they teach him that thats not what the season is about. Ollie gets mad about the animals showboating, but he learns that he cant always have his way and the animals apologize for losing focus, and he apologizes for being so harsh. They put on the show with accuracy, but their own creative spins (a song here or there, maybe a joke? who knows)
And that, my friends, is a true author's work.
thank you
And fix the animation
@@dragonempress8367 well thats a given of course.
I just discovered Donkey Ollie and the reviewer SayGoodnightKevin just last week. Now Bob has a video on it, what a moment of serendipity
it's Sony Pictures The Star but in a differeny way
13:52 They can't be divorced if they're in heaven. There aren't any lawyers there!
About the dolphins, maybe Jesus liked that song “So Long and Thanks for All the Fish”.
I mean, its not like Jesus ever found any living thing more relatable then the moment those dolphins sang that song.
Dolphins are after all the smartest creatures on earth, next to the mice of course.
"Where are all the dinosaurs?"😂 I was thinking exactly the same!
Meanwhile Horus is pissed because everyone forgot his birthday in favor of the guy who wasn’t actually born on December 25th
m.ua-cam.com/video/s0-EgjUhRqA/v-deo.html
Donkey Ollie?
Like a Pun on Don Quixote?
Miguel De Cervantes must be rolling in his grave.
And why all my related videos are about the Globgobgabgalab?
*Donkey Xote
He is the yeast of thoughts and minds
it's possible the creators of Doorbees made it
Because Christian kids films with awful CGI.
This comic has dialogue with no word balloons? I'm having Marville flashbacks.
Also, don't they know that you save Jesus's crucifixion for the season finale, not episode one?
Hell the Storykeeper’s did that last thing right
are we sure this isn't his christmas in hell?
Can't be...they don't celebrate Christmas down there.
@@cartooncritique6625 This video disagrees: ua-cam.com/video/Zad5rhVOirg/v-deo.html
“Where are all the dinosaurs?”
Somewhere Ken Hamm is weeping at there being no dinosaurs in heaven.
If Chrono Trigger has taught me nothing else, it's that heaven hates dinosaurs. That's why they're so weak to lightning.
It's like things like this do a better job of mocking/insulting a faith rather than promoting/advocating for it.
Yeah folks, just watch Rankin Bass' Nestor, The Christmas Donkey. At least that has good emotion, decent stop motion animation and is a nice telling of the Nativity story. And it's a better Donkey related cartoon overall.
Compared to most of the CGI crap that is out there, most anything Rankin Bass, especially their stop motion is usually vastly better. Maybe we will see Cricket on the Harte here to.
And Roger Miller!
Nestor is pretty good, but I prefer The Small One. Easily one of my favorite animated shorts of all time.
Yeah. That's one's pretty great.
@@goufr3540 Even that wasn't as good as most other Rankin Bass specials...
Actually, candy canes are based on sheepherders' staffs. So they kinda have something in common with Jesus' birth
Even Jesus cannot resist the glory of fish and chips.
I've got a weird donkey-related Christmas movie for you:
Muletide Christmas.
You should look it up.
It's..... something.
I could send you my DVD if you want. Again. It's something.
Ok. I dont think it tops this thing. Woah.
well it's not made like it looks like the employees at Sony Pictures and the creators of Doorbees worked together to make it
Remember, marriage is only "'til death do us part"; once you're in Heaven, you're siblings rather than spouses. Jesus even said once that in Heaven "there is neither marriage nor giving in marriage"
True
So (as I always suspected) marriage is completely pointless.
@@cartooncritique6625 It's not pointless, it just serves a temporary purpose pertinent to life on Earth.
@@RoninCatholic Tell that to my parents' abusive broken marriage.
@@cartooncritique6625 Just because your parents sucked at being married doesn't mean marriage is useless. If you accidentally cut yourself while cooking would you say the entire abstract concept of knives is useless?
Oh that whole “I’m no longer your wife” bit is because wedding vows are “till death do us part”. So technically there are no married couples in heaven.
This comic is still trash.
Also, I get that Tiny is supposed to be a cute little caricature of a saber toothed cat, but why does he have ADULT tusks if he's a BABY cat? In the wild, saber toothed cats didn't get their tusks until they were older, the fossil evidence shows this. I also checked out the people behind the charity that made this and apparently, there's a relatively small concentration of them who seem to not believe in prehistory, so if that's the case, why did they even include a creature that, to them, would be considered mythological?
I watched this series as a child I seriously tuned in every week just to see the next episode it’s a nostalgic guilty pleasure for me
Yes! New Video! I love watching your videos, Bobsheaux.
What kind of a story can get you in heaven? Isn't heaven supposed to be a place without conflict? Without conflict, you basically have no stories.
Yeah, when a character goes to Heaven and stays there, that should be more like a Happily Ever After sort of thing. After that, the story should end.
Bob you have a Sirius gift
Of have a lot of Puppets and I love all of them
The moment I saw the title on the thumbnail I knew what the closing-credits music would be! Wouldn’t have it any other way!
For the whole "Swamps in Heavan" thing, I can just assume that people, when they go to heaven, would like their new heavenly environment to be like what they had on earth, thus Swamps.
"Hark the Herald Angel Sings, So Long and Thanks For All the Fish!"
Aw man, and i thought it stopped at 13!
no really there are 13 episodes of this damn show besides this christmas special. Cr1tikal watched them all.
Also be careful with that mac tonight reference.
Just watching this to get ready for Christmassheauz in July
With regards to Herod: AFAIK, Herod generally isn't part of a typical Nativity scene.
In agreement with Bobsheaux’s End Credits comment, I’m not sure I appreciated a Jesus who habitually hooks fish and regrets not being able to kill and eat them.
The thing about John and his wife not being married anymore is something I remember from when I was Christian. I no longer recall the quote, but there’s something in the Bible Christians interpret as meaning there are no familial relationship in heaven - it’s rarely brought up in media though, especially since there’s another Christian passage saying families should mimic the relationship between god and christians, ie. a strong male head with secondary children and women.
I knew death would be cheaper than divorce.
If this is Heaven, I don't want to see what Hell looks like.
You don't know? They have a luau every other week. lol
I'd probably much rather go there instead.
Hi Raven! How's life? How are your children. Has Bob proposed yet?
Oh do you know her?
12:40 Does anyone else think that the doughnut and cupcake which were photoshopped in look absolutely delicious?
I just got wished back the other day. Looking at *this* however, sent me back to the afterlife.
13:52
I think that's suppose to be a nudge/joke of the line "Til death do we part" that is said when people are getting married.
"Christmas in hell" now that I'd read!
Bobsheaux, the guy you check on once in a while, and who's youtube comments make you like him even more...
Review Eight Crazy Nights or the Christmas Tree.
I thought the from the Alpha and Omega sequels animation was bad! 😂
It's not as bad as a Fox's Tale or Leo The Lion.
Thats true
Fox’s tale?
It's the english name for an "animated movie" from my country that is a sequel to classic animated movie from my country as well called The Little Fox. No one really asked for a sequel for it but they did it and it was awful!
Wasnt it bad in the first place?
You beat me to it, but I was literally thinking Jesus looked like the creepy moon just before you said it XD
Hope you review Beauty and the Beast: The enchanted Christmas (or hell, any of the Disney sequels, i'm telling ya you'll hate them more than the Alpha and Omega sequels) at some point soon bob.
@16:16
Bobsheaux: the moral of the story is never help anyone. Ever.
Kratos: At last, someone who has common sense. Boy, pay close attention to this outrageously dressed man.
Atreus/Boy: Yes sir.
How are there villains in heaven?
They sure are doing a great job making sure "everyone gets along" -_-
Well... God exists
Gotta love how they try to include songs in written form, thus completely missing the point of music in the first place...
Rupert the Raven? That looks like Toucan Sam's unappealing and least known cousin, not even close to looking like a raven! God, if I could hug both Raven and Edgar Allen Poe, I would in a heartbeat.
And no disrespect to Christians or other religions, but media made by them will usually result in mediocrity or something creepy as all hell *cough* this bullshit *cough*
Once again Bob, thanks for showing me something that I must avoid like the plague. :P
Brian Humerez Even that horrid Jay Jay The Plane show was religious
Mick & Mr Triangle & Friends Thank god I never saw it then. XD
Mick & Mr Triangle & Friends What? My younger self didn't notice that. He also failed to notice the creepy-as-all-get-out animation, though.
At least they did Veggie Tales. I still like that show. The *original* one, not the one that shall not be named.
@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin They're going to bring back the original series this fall on TBN, with all the original voice actors.
The Star was a better story about a donkey meeting Jesus. And the animation was more watchable than this nightmare fuel! Seriously, I studied computer animation in college, and freshmen have made better looking animals than this!
Btw, I saw the Star with my cousin and... it wasn’t half bad. It was a fun watch, I laughed a couple times, and I enjoyed the interactions between Mary and Jospeh, since they were portrayed as an actual married couple with personality. I’m a Christian myself, and a story writer, so yes I would like to see more well made faith based stories.... this was not one of em. At all. I’ll stick with Prince of Egypt and the Star for now.
Finally i'm not the only one who liked that movie.
I think what his wife meant by her not being his wife anymore in Heaven, is that their vows are anulled because of the "Until Death do you part" thing.
Who the hell writes a musical number into a book?
Roald Dahl. lol
0:58 Ooh, I was SO waiting for that reference!
It looks like the gremlins mutated and evolved into donkeys.
I just realized that Farmer John is Donkey Ollie's owner from the show. He's kind of mean to his own donkey
Christmas in Heaven that thumbnail says otherwise...
Everyone talks about baby Jesus and adult Jesus, but no one talks about Jesus’s awkward teen years
17:29 TBF that's basically the plot of a Christmas Carol
Generic Song,
Generic Song,
Some jackass wrote this in his sleep.
Generic Song,
Generic Song,
It shuts up your kids so you can’t complain.
That’s how I feel about all these dull songs from mediocre movies your best reviews would come from.
THIS IS YOUR SHINING TIMEEEEES
I like Bobsheaux's hat. It's very Fancy
C1tikal needs to see this!
Vexillum Vixen Can Bob boi top the Moist Man himself, tune in and find out!
Uh, he already did, dumbass. A long time ago.
You did a pretty good Christopher Lee in this review.
HECC
I'm only the third viewer!
BUT HOOO BOI BOB'S TALKIN' ABOUT DONKEY OLLIE!!!
Maybe the reason the raven has blue feathers is he's from Tumblr.
14:27 I know what they say about not persecuting Christians but come on, you've got to admit that's a pretty damn demented backstory.
Totally a place where everyone gets along!
Ollie looks like he was made in Spore by a 7-year-old using only default parts.
If there is a baby Smilidon in Heaven, where are the other Sabers. Heck, where are the other extinct animals like the dinosaurs?!?!?
My preschool gave a disc with a few episodes of this. My favorite song was the one that the bully donkeys sang when they threw Ollie down a well.
Oh, I thought this was gonna be a movie
What kind of comic book is this???
Sorry for your loss
That „donkey“ is scarier then hell can be.
Pause at 6:10 at look to the far right of the screen. The way that "Jesus" looks at the viewer is disturbing.
CrustyCheetah He sees your sins!!!!
thats not Jesus, thats the angel Gabriel. Because...messenger?
You missed the scene with Ollie all bloodied and bruised, hell half a ear was almost cut off.
7:50 I knew you were going to put it there XD
Would God want something like this to exist?
Jane i can't speak for the God but i wish this thing didn't exist as a God LOL
Unfortunately, Man is guilty of MANY things that God wouldn't want. -_-
Bobsheaux aka all most everything that finds it way on your channel P:S love your work
Cause villains are some of the most reliable characters in tv shows....well some times but not all the time.
Actually, people have found a way to make candy canes religious. The white means the birth of christ and the red is the blood if christ.
16:15 Ah, yes. The Starfleet Prime Directive.
19:10 Here, here. In similar fashion, I've seen some of my favorite character, not "give up", but reduced to cheap replications of their former selves because someone wanted to force the audience to love/adore/accept a new character with nothing to offer.
Hey I just wanted to tell ya- [the scene suddenly stops]
How does Bobsheaux know about Trout Fishing in America?
Please do a Bratz Babyz save christmas review
Oh no, that exists??? Oh dear.
joyunicycle Yup and it's pretty bad
Do a review of Donkey Xote in the future
13:59 Maybe it has to do with the “til death do us part” thing? Still kinda weird she’d say that though
"WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?"
I have a DVD with most episodes of this on it.
It looks like this was animated in Spore.
4:18 LOOK OUT A PLANE!!!
All the dinosaurs are in The Adventures of God. You should read that comic. It's funnu
@2:30 Hey, look! An Ass Hole! :D
That was bad. Eggs and Tomatoes are by the door.
I'm glad this is just a comic
7:40 You mean "before their time"?
Gettin some Sonic For Hire in there i see?
Make Donkey Ollie the biggest meme on the internet!
It's claimed to be 'Christmas in Heaven' yet the imagery looks like the exact opposite.
Did your box ever got sick of eating all those piles of crap of content? Or is it a portal to Hell literally?
But did the lion get together with the ewe, as the prophecy foretold? It's the functional version of Zootopia where City Hall is all romantic comedy shenanigans.