We Ranked Our Top Inedible Objects We Would Eat Ft. Kwesi James • Top 5 Beatdown

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  • @watcher
    @watcher  Рік тому +87

    Sign up and download for FREE using my link grammarly.com/watcher01!

  • @thejonnycakes
    @thejonnycakes Рік тому +3630

    I can help make this dream a reality...

    • @saltandshiitakes7587
      @saltandshiitakes7587 Рік тому +529

      23:30 “i know a guy” and the guy has been summoned!

    • @SeeMeGo01946
      @SeeMeGo01946 Рік тому +83

      We are waiting on the video now Jonny!

    • @Mountain_Biking_Vampire_Which
      @Mountain_Biking_Vampire_Which Рік тому +35

      As a black chaotic gays you and Kwesi are my favorite try guys🤡💅🏾

    • @heavnknw
      @heavnknw Рік тому +8

      JONNY

    • @cutepiku
      @cutepiku Рік тому +21

      LITERALLY just commented how this episode was made for you, lmfao

  • @MorrowArt
    @MorrowArt Рік тому +2529

    "what the fuck is this show" after listing a literal bicycle as an appetizer. incredible comedy lol.

  • @jellygiraffe32
    @jellygiraffe32 Рік тому +1047

    Ryan's list: the people's list
    Shane's list: the weird list
    Kwesi's list: Kwesi's list

    • @kerlyenai
      @kerlyenai 11 місяців тому +7

      Man I love Kwesi but this was very strange.

    • @neonblkhole
      @neonblkhole 6 місяців тому +3

      I feel like he's just not who ever feels the urge to eat smth from a tactile standpoint so he was thinking more based on aesthetics lol

  • @somethingwitty1996
    @somethingwitty1996 Рік тому +1846

    I am 5 minutes into the episode, but already the vibes are:
    Shane: *speaks*
    Kwesi: I like your funny words, magic man.

  • @tabshiraz
    @tabshiraz 11 місяців тому +640

    sea glass not being on this list is criminal. the colour, the texture, the inevitable crunch? delicious.

    • @reneenalewako2223
      @reneenalewako2223 11 місяців тому +27

      I imagine it’d be like jolly ranchers

    • @rgoodfellow
      @rgoodfellow 11 місяців тому +17

      I think cuz it’s not man made maybe. But it’d be a great choice

    • @pixlluv
      @pixlluv 11 місяців тому +1

      i just know it tastes like skittles or starbursts i NEED sea glass- especially FROSTED SEA GLASS???

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@rgoodfellow I mean it is made of glass but i can see an argument that since it only becomes sea glass cause of nature so it could go either way

    • @channelofoxford2131
      @channelofoxford2131 11 місяців тому +2

      didn't know what that was, looked it up, you're right

  • @blueberrylemon1214
    @blueberrylemon1214 Рік тому +2188

    Kwesi’s list is fine dining, Ryans list is fast food/ casual dining like In-N-Out, and Shanes list is an old school diner that serves bacon, pancakes, milkshakes, and day old microwaved coffee (in the best way possible)

    • @421shordyyyy
      @421shordyyyy Рік тому +8

      Exactly

    • @tnpl_home
      @tnpl_home Рік тому +47

      All of Ryan's list is just candies

    • @bunnyfabuloso6948
      @bunnyfabuloso6948 Рік тому +67

      I was thinking kwesi is bakery, ryan is candy shop, and shane is like experimental absinthe-cocktail bar 😂

    • @blueberrylemon1214
      @blueberrylemon1214 Рік тому +2

      @@bunnyfabuloso6948😂😂😂

  • @clairevamp
    @clairevamp Рік тому +4321

    Kwesi really brought the correct energy to this show

    • @jekanyika
      @jekanyika Рік тому +8

      Indeed

    • @Gta-lg8se
      @Gta-lg8se Рік тому +30

      Best guest of the season. I do love Brian David Gilbert though

    • @ThiccGirlFlex
      @ThiccGirlFlex Рік тому +1

      and advertisement

    • @soairseruddy9658
      @soairseruddy9658 Рік тому +8

      I literally was thinking this, ran to the comments and seen someone else thought the same thing

    • @witcherye
      @witcherye Рік тому +10

      10:01 and 10:10 made me laugh so much 😂

  • @JacobDeRose
    @JacobDeRose Рік тому +1575

    "You wouldn't eat a human"
    "Says who?"
    Kwesi's a real one

    • @kailey_marler
      @kailey_marler Рік тому +16

      humans should’ve been on someone’s list

    • @thespankmyfrank
      @thespankmyfrank 11 місяців тому +8

      ​@@kailey_marler I was gonna say they're not man made and then I realised that technically..... they are?

    • @holdenshelley4613
      @holdenshelley4613 11 місяців тому +13

      @@thespankmyfrankthe real problem is that humans *are* edible, it’s just illegal to eat them.

    • @w1llowsmom
      @w1llowsmom 3 місяці тому

      @@holdenshelley4613 not if you’re named shauna shipman..

  • @ShinigamiPyro
    @ShinigamiPyro Рік тому +424

    Kwesi: what is this show???
    Also Kwesi: I think I can have a little human on the side of my car as a treat

  • @cryptidferrets
    @cryptidferrets Рік тому +373

    5. orbeez (i know they taste like boba you wont trick me)
    4. polly pocket clothes (the forbidden snack of my childhood)
    3. DND dice (shaped like gushers)
    2. a muppet (im not proud of this one but preferably beaker though id settle for gonzo)
    1. a freshly blown glass sculpture where some of its hardened but you could still find hot bits and bite into it like a grilled cheese

    • @hiVanderLinden
      @hiVanderLinden 11 місяців тому +19

      POLLY POCKET CLOTHES! yesss this was literally the 2nd one I said when this episode started and I haven't seen anyone else say it 😂

    • @perpetualsunshine6035
      @perpetualsunshine6035 11 місяців тому +5

      POLLY POCKET CLOTHES ARE ON MY LIST TOO

    • @sharleneswan1159
      @sharleneswan1159 11 місяців тому +8

      I bet the hardened parts would be so good too though. Kinda like how the charred bits of a steak are extra flavorful????? Delicious

    • @isabel5680
      @isabel5680 11 місяців тому +1

      Except for number 2, YES you’re so right in all of them

    • @kelseysue1003
      @kelseysue1003 10 місяців тому +4

      This list is ELITE

  • @HilaSketchCat
    @HilaSketchCat Рік тому +3094

    every dnd player knows dice are the real forbidden snack

    • @T.Florenz
      @T.Florenz Рік тому +70

      Idk if you watch Dimension 20, but the adventuring party got their DM some edible dice, and I immediately was like, that's genius!

    • @jessegillette
      @jessegillette Рік тому +2

      💯

    • @_Moe
      @_Moe Рік тому +51

      ​@@T.Florenz Eat. Your. Dice. Brennan!!

    • @CJMGalaxy
      @CJMGalaxy Рік тому

      My college DM once jokingly put my friend's d6 in his mouth and accidentally swallowed. Truly the forbidden snack

    • @DeadInside-ew8qb
      @DeadInside-ew8qb Рік тому +9

      Not gummy things that should be gummy things

  • @kb5806
    @kb5806 Рік тому +2416

    23:30 "I know a guy" Kwesi about to introduce Watcher to Johnnycakes

    • @Shrekslover777
      @Shrekslover777 Рік тому +155

      I was thinking about Johnny the entire video

    • @laurabeaty9588
      @laurabeaty9588 Рік тому

      Johnny would have OPINIONS about this vid topic@@Shrekslover777

    • @Val-ng9tn
      @Val-ng9tn Рік тому +43

      he's GOTTA 🤣

    • @Elizabeth-ht7hd
      @Elizabeth-ht7hd Рік тому +62

      They met in the flaming skull phoning it in video

    • @aibakaika
      @aibakaika Рік тому +54

      Also thinking about Jonny while watching this episode lol it's time he made an appearance in Watcher HQ!

  • @groofay
    @groofay Рік тому +669

    "You're a sick guy, and I like it" deserves to be the motto of this show.

  • @2clam4jam
    @2clam4jam Рік тому +375

    I feel like Shane’s list deserves a shoutout for being legible in the wide shots

    • @tenielewilmot4512
      @tenielewilmot4512 11 місяців тому +11

      His handwriting brings me joy everytime

    • @rowanmiller6035
      @rowanmiller6035 11 місяців тому +6

      It should be a font type

    • @finnopolis
      @finnopolis 10 місяців тому +1

      real, I love seeing what people's handwriting is like on this show and whether it fits them lol

  • @af1saucy
    @af1saucy Рік тому +279

    5. Foam house insulation
    4. Cement flooring with a rubber sealant (it sometimes smells like cookie dough to me?)
    3. Shaving cream
    2. Pencil grips (the clear & sparkly ones)
    1. Red hot melted glass

    • @Heedy770
      @Heedy770 Рік тому +14

      very construction heavy!

    • @etanesnil7072
      @etanesnil7072 11 місяців тому +10

      oh my gosh the pencil grips YES!!

    • @itmedana
      @itmedana 11 місяців тому +5

      pencil grips you get it

    • @rgoodfellow
      @rgoodfellow 11 місяців тому +10

      Molten glass looks delicious. And the way it’s bite into that so unhinged…. Uh

    • @JMP-s2p
      @JMP-s2p 11 місяців тому +1

      Yes molten glass! Excellent choice 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @cyanjackson7689
    @cyanjackson7689 Рік тому +838

    Kwesi is the one guest to really match or even exceed Shane's crazy ideas and energy 😂 like even Shane was weirded out by the Porsche

  • @JuanitaAristizabal
    @JuanitaAristizabal Рік тому +893

    My #1 thing would definitely be lava.... The color, the consistency... OMG. I wish I could.

    • @Moondragon1821
      @Moondragon1821 Рік тому +18

      OMG YES! Didn't even think about lava. Windex has been pushed down to number 2.

    • @laurenraubaugh9542
      @laurenraubaugh9542 Рік тому +76

      I agree with lava but unfortunately it’s not man-made so doesn’t qualify for this list. Still… top-tier, haha. The perfect consistency.

    • @Apothecartea
      @Apothecartea Рік тому +5

      Adding onto this, perhaps filling the man-made requirement, is polished obsidian. It’s so shiny and smooth

    • @pencilfangs
      @pencilfangs Рік тому +26

      If there wasn't the "man-made" rule, I'd want to eat the Moon

    • @darthsarah
      @darthsarah Рік тому +8

      @@laurenraubaugh9542 I feel like molten glass kinda has the same vibes. I'd eat that.

  • @gloriouschaosakamotherhood2140
    @gloriouschaosakamotherhood2140 Рік тому +833

    I love that Shane matches anyone's level and always jumps on board with their vibe... In like the most sincere genuine way possible 😂

    • @mediocrio
      @mediocrio Рік тому +13

      its the improv background

    • @betsylang2366
      @betsylang2366 Рік тому +10

      You could tell how much Ryan missed him during the middle episodes

  • @thornyjail
    @thornyjail 11 місяців тому +154

    kwesi saying no to gasoline when he got a dang car on his list lol

  • @thereAREtoomanyspirits
    @thereAREtoomanyspirits Рік тому +99

    is it just me or is kwesi like the second ever guest to actually *get* this show 😭 joyce is obviously the first

  • @lobsterlad7
    @lobsterlad7 Рік тому +557

    hear me out. nail polish in a little glass bottle. i have so many little bottles of nail polish and hearing them clack together is one of the most satisfying sounds in the world. i want to put those bottles in a bowl and sift them around with a spoon. and there's so many colours to choose from, but in my opinion a dark blue nail polish in a dark glass bottle looks the most delicious. it looks like a forbidden elixir given to me by a mysterious cloaked figure in a fairy tale. in my mind it'll be more clear and crisp than the waters in the arctic ocean.

    • @mattcottrell3286
      @mattcottrell3286 Рік тому +6

      YES

    • @banzziinga
      @banzziinga Рік тому +20

      idk if i should be worried or amazed with how passionately you talk about them nail polish

    • @MeGirl191
      @MeGirl191 Рік тому +6

      I tasted nail polish as a kid and it burned my tongue so bad 😅

    • @cricketjuices
      @cricketjuices Рік тому +3

      I have never related to a youtube comment more in my entire life. are you single lmao (jk jk)

    • @audrey8275
      @audrey8275 Рік тому +7

      I literally always thought this- how fun would it be to paint your teeth and nails with it and just lick it off? Always wanted to do that from the time that I was a kid.

  • @erikbutton3552
    @erikbutton3552 Рік тому +321

    5. Stained Glass
    4. Mechanical Keyboard
    3. Leather Wallet
    2. Thermometer
    1. 12 Ft Home Depot Skeleton

  • @LilPurpleBat
    @LilPurpleBat Рік тому +358

    My List:
    5. Bouncy balls
    4. Wax melts
    3. Jelly candles
    2. Fabuloso
    1. Orbeez (surprised Ryan didn’t have these on his list)

    • @coley4242
      @coley4242 Рік тому +21

      every time i use fabuloso i have to remind myself that its for cleaning and not forbidden juice

    • @yeetyoot8111
      @yeetyoot8111 Рік тому +3

      omg I also thought of those jelly candle things

    • @arjc5714
      @arjc5714 Рік тому +12

      I bit through so many bouncy balls as a child. The weird grainy ones that didn’t bounce well actually have great mouth texture and basically split instantly at the seam. 😂😂😂

    • @Anasyub
      @Anasyub Рік тому +3

      fabuloso literally looks like grape juice glug glug

    • @gregacen
      @gregacen Рік тому +3

      Orbeez was one of the first things I thought of, those always looked so delicious

  • @threeleggedcat
    @threeleggedcat Рік тому +119

    This whole episode I was thinking “they should just get Johnny to make these things as cake” and then Ryan says that someone should make the air force ones into cake, and Kwesi goes “I know a guy” and I was like yeah you do!!

  • @morgancoleman1457
    @morgancoleman1457 11 місяців тому +67

    Kwesi has such natural chemistry with everyone that it literally didn't occur to me until the end of the video that he's usually on the Try Guys' channel and I've never seen him with Ryan and Shane before

  • @ngoashly
    @ngoashly Рік тому +292

    Kwesi’s list is luxury with rich/decadent vibes, Ryan’s list is 90s childhood with artificial candy tastes, Shane’s list is a noir crime with a crisp/gritty/crunchy flavor profile

    • @peaceofpie94
      @peaceofpie94 Рік тому +12

      I LOVE that other people are coming to the same conclusion with the boys’ lists. Another comment said Kwesi’s was fine dining, Ryan’s was fast food, and Shane was diner food which so bizarrely matches up to your analogy 😆

    • @blueberrylemon1214
      @blueberrylemon1214 Рік тому +6

      @@peaceofpie94that was me!! 😂😂😂 the boys never fail to serve their vibe in literally everything that they do 😭

  • @h_tom10
    @h_tom10 Рік тому +360

    5. scrub daddy
    4. cone shaped air refresher (the ones that you have to twist up and there’s squishy stuff inside)
    3. windshield wiper fluid
    2. rainbow foam from car washes
    1. rubber straw

    • @limpweasel9014
      @limpweasel9014 11 місяців тому +18

      Nooo I forgot about the rainbow foam at car washes that shit is the best

    • @mad3lyn715
      @mad3lyn715 11 місяців тому +15

      this is the perfect list

    • @whattheflameo
      @whattheflameo 11 місяців тому +5

      Man as a kid I wanted to eat those air fresheners so badly. I still do tbh

    • @tatesands
      @tatesands 11 місяців тому +2

      I’m sensing a theme here

    • @reneeadams6684
      @reneeadams6684 11 місяців тому +1

      Ohhh yes to those air freshener cones. When they're fresh they look so jelly

  • @bdink2605
    @bdink2605 Рік тому +1063

    Polly pocket clothes. My personal number one because I would gobble those up 😂

  • @hannahlee1740
    @hannahlee1740 Рік тому +40

    Why is this such a specific, typically neurodivergent, niche and yet I’m not at all surprised by the fact that made the cut of top 5 topics😭 in fact I’m grateful

  • @kalleido
    @kalleido 11 місяців тому +34

    so basically shane loves foods with crazy textures , ryan loves foods that are fun to eat that give you some kind of experience (like popping), and kwesi love soft n smooth foods (like mousse or pudding)

  • @kermit9047
    @kermit9047 Рік тому +384

    my list:
    5. lemon scented lysol wipes
    4. resin dice
    3. glow sticks
    2. glittery jewelry beads
    1. seaglass

    • @meabakes1912
      @meabakes1912 Рік тому +4

      my friend just got new dnd dice and the first thing I said when I saw them was "I want to eat them" lol

    • @aliciabruce9881
      @aliciabruce9881 Рік тому +9

      Glow sticks are a SHOUT

    • @LilPurpleBat
      @LilPurpleBat Рік тому +1

      Glow sticks would be so good!

    • @user-ip1ge6dv1k
      @user-ip1ge6dv1k Рік тому +4

      I’ve bitten into a glow stick, they are spicy

    • @sophiayoung2070
      @sophiayoung2070 Рік тому +2

      I was thinking resin dice!! Or the chalky dice on a pool table 🤤🤤

  • @GracieM23
    @GracieM23 Рік тому +450

    “You wanna eat this bike”
    “Oh HELL yeah”
    I’m so ready this episode 🤣

  • @OddOwlOut
    @OddOwlOut Рік тому +450

    Kwesi enthusiastically shutting down Shane's offering of an out with, "I wanna stay in, baby!" is the best unhinged energy!

  • @popcorndenial
    @popcorndenial Рік тому +71

    5. Lava lamps 4. Colored glass (mosaics) 3. Styrofoam plates 2. Elmers glue 1. Packing Peanuts

  • @abblegeese
    @abblegeese 11 місяців тому +21

    i really want to thank watcher for captioning all of these videos, and doing it so well. this kind of accessibility is so refreshing to see. your deaf and hard of hearing audience thanks you!!

  • @daverumbear7668
    @daverumbear7668 Рік тому +350

    shane trying to give kwesi an escape to the whole eating people thing and kwesi just double downs on it, I love it! 10:01

  • @KraftKloset
    @KraftKloset Рік тому +102

    5. Orbeez
    4. Erasers
    3. Kinetic Sand
    2. Fake Grapes
    1. Baby Teether Toys. One specifically: a colorful "O-ball"

  • @Cove_Blue
    @Cove_Blue Рік тому +193

    I love Kwesi. He's such a bright light of a human and such a weirdo at the same time. Just a fantastic combination for a person.

  • @bethabaloo
    @bethabaloo 11 місяців тому +33

    Shane putting his list down and grabbing Ryan by the shoulder is the energy I didn't know I wanted in this show.

  • @starlightiris
    @starlightiris 11 місяців тому +65

    this was maybe my favourite episode of this so far!
    my list would be:
    5: Spirit Level
    4: D&D Dice
    3: The rope that you see at fancy hotels that's red or blue velvet with gold ends
    2: The Microlino 2.0 bubble car
    1: Christmas Lights (pluck them like berries from a bush)

    • @mahelaniarektbb
      @mahelaniarektbb 11 місяців тому

      D&D dice for sure! I collect them just to run my hands through em and because they are so pretty. D4-20 for a snack, D100 for those real freaks.

    • @aircon3138
      @aircon3138 6 місяців тому

      guys! they make sugar dice! you can eat the dnd dice (provided you buy the sugar dice, do not eat normal dice please and do not play with the sugar dice they get sticky)

  • @caitly
    @caitly Рік тому +457

    "...living, breathing human, please welcome KWESI--" Straight out the gate confirming that that Shane is a demon by confirming to us that there is a living person in this episode

  • @VividiVavidi_V
    @VividiVavidi_V Рік тому +776

    My list:
    5. Packing peanuts
    4. Tires
    3. Soap Bubbles like the lathery ones
    2. Pencil lead
    1. Glass

    • @andreanewton-bv8qs
      @andreanewton-bv8qs Рік тому +57

      Here's mine:
      5. Bath bombs
      4. Orbeez
      3. Candy or choc wrapers
      2. Tide pods (ofc)
      1. Candles!

    • @etherealgirl394
      @etherealgirl394 Рік тому +3

      Bubbles and pencils yeeeesss put that on my list too!!

    • @VividiVavidi_V
      @VividiVavidi_V Рік тому +12

      @@andreanewton-bv8qs ooohhh candles is such a good one!

    • @coraloriley6054
      @coraloriley6054 Рік тому +18

      There are now edible packing peanuts! They knew

    • @VividiVavidi_V
      @VividiVavidi_V Рік тому +4

      @@coraloriley6054 WHAT?! I need to try those

  • @Thenotsosocialsocial
    @Thenotsosocialsocial Рік тому +361

    Kwesi- "I know a guy"
    Everyone -"Is it Johnny?"

    • @thatgirl9532
      @thatgirl9532 Рік тому +3

      Whom Shane and Steven have been around before 😅

  • @nigielschroeder3510
    @nigielschroeder3510 Рік тому +155

    1.) Lava
    2.) Orbeez
    3.) That weird squeezy pocket toy
    4.) A sexy pair of Dice
    5.) Crayons

    • @holly27796
      @holly27796 Рік тому +2

      Crayons are on my list too

    • @limpweasel9014
      @limpweasel9014 11 місяців тому +6

      I see another forbidden honey enjoyer

    • @yourfavoritebubbe7444
      @yourfavoritebubbe7444 11 місяців тому +5

      Forbidden candy. I go to a game shop and I want to eat the dice. Cronch

    • @ashleywaner1284
      @ashleywaner1284 11 місяців тому +2

      Needs to be manmade. Lava and Ice from an Iceberg would be on my list as well, if it could something from nature.

    • @juliagross3136
      @juliagross3136 11 місяців тому +4

      Orbeez is a great choice

  • @Lilly32628
    @Lilly32628 Рік тому +108

    1. Bendy rulers
    2. The gmail logo
    3. Fresh shoelaces
    4. Plastic little kid tea sets
    5. Crochet hooks

    • @buccy9841
      @buccy9841 Рік тому +12

      i love the phrasing of "fresh" shoelaces. not new, *fresh*

    • @sarahwillacker4135
      @sarahwillacker4135 Рік тому +27

      The gmail logo is sending me lmao

    • @hannahsexton6472
      @hannahsexton6472 11 місяців тому +8

      Fuck you’re so right about the gmail logo

  • @jaymelton2663
    @jaymelton2663 Рік тому +193

    1. Stained glass
    2. Mahogany
    3. Big pink erasers
    4. Circuit boards
    5. Colored translucent rulers

  • @scarlettrushmusic
    @scarlettrushmusic Рік тому +135

    My inedible menu:
    1. Antique painting in a gold frame - Dessert
    2. Crystal Chandelier w/ candle bulbs- main
    3. Tennis bracelets - Side
    4. Small handmade ceramics - Entree
    5. Lava lamp - Drinks

    • @_cheesecheesecheese
      @_cheesecheesecheese Рік тому +4

      I really like this one. I do remember thinking about what it would be like to eat the lava lamp liquid and wax lol

    • @betsylang2366
      @betsylang2366 Рік тому +1

      This is an excellent list!

  • @hanamacquoid1427
    @hanamacquoid1427 Рік тому +337

    Kwesi needs to be on Puppet History!

    • @ofkonrad
      @ofkonrad Рік тому +39

      i have great news for you … he already was on puppet history

    • @marian799
      @marian799 11 місяців тому +17

      i think he was on the one about the bisexual french opera woman lmao

    • @hanamacquoid1427
      @hanamacquoid1427 11 місяців тому +3

      Edit: Kwesi needs to be on Puppet History- again!

  • @davincigift
    @davincigift Рік тому +26

    I love this series so much. It really does get you to think differently. My list:
    5. Scented markers
    4. House paint
    3. Computer keyboard
    2. Leather saddle
    1. Books

    • @rgoodfellow
      @rgoodfellow 11 місяців тому

      DUDE. Paint 🤤

    • @uhhh4049
      @uhhh4049 11 місяців тому

      You get it

  • @nunya2826
    @nunya2826 Рік тому +26

    This is the craziest thing I've ever seen and I was here for every minute of it. As soon as I saw that bicycle I was like "yeah..."

  • @RoyChamorro666
    @RoyChamorro666 Рік тому +188

    Whoever booked Kwesi for this is a genius

  • @aiziia
    @aiziia Рік тому +131

    anything with kwesi is guaranteed to be a banger!
    my list would be:
    5. poker chips
    4. blown glass figurines
    3. sheet metal
    2. the bin of shiny rocks at a museum
    1. gasoline

    • @annalese135
      @annalese135 Рік тому +5

      Jackie Kennedy beat you on #3

    • @RI-do4qf
      @RI-do4qf Рік тому +2

      Poker chips are a good one! I haven't considered it, but I totally get it!

    • @erinyes3943
      @erinyes3943 Рік тому +2

      God I love that list. Between the glass and the rocks, I think you might agree that marbles look tasty as hell

    • @aiziia
      @aiziia Рік тому

      @@erinyes3943 absolutely yeah! the clear ones w the little color swirls in the center?? those would be like gushers to me

    • @thespankmyfrank
      @thespankmyfrank 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@aiziia I was thinking the white ones with little colour specks on the surface! They look like little sugar candies, crunchy and sweet

  • @vonpicz
    @vonpicz Рік тому +90

    1. aquarium gravel
    2. ticonderoga pencils
    3. silicone molds
    4. that rubbery bouncing playground floor
    5. polly pocket clothes

    • @haplocanthosaur
      @haplocanthosaur Рік тому +6

      I have never considered Ticonderoga pencils but my god, you are so right

    • @minimomominnie
      @minimomominnie Рік тому +4

      AQUARIUM GRAVEL SUPREMACY

    • @AlexHoppus
      @AlexHoppus Рік тому +3

      I am (unfortch) a pen/pencil chewer and Ticonderogas are god tier pencil-chewing material.

    • @abbyma1189
      @abbyma1189 Рік тому +2

      The rubbery playground floor would be fantastic. 10/10 suggestion

    • @buccy9841
      @buccy9841 Рік тому +1

      SILICONE MOLDS YOURE SO RIGHT

  • @Toasty_Mr.Marsh_
    @Toasty_Mr.Marsh_ Рік тому +34

    My list
    1. Slime
    2. Molten Glass or metal ( would have said lava but it’s not man made it is definitely inedible though )
    3. Orbeez
    4. Swarovski figurines
    5. Soap bars

  • @thatcactusboi
    @thatcactusboi Рік тому +26

    My top 5:
    5: Foam football
    4: Polly Pocket dress
    3: Those water tube toy things with the little plastic fish inside
    2: Stained glass
    1: TTRPG dice

    • @crem01
      @crem01 11 місяців тому +1

      my parents had to stop me from eating those first 3 as a kid and i struggle with the other 2 in my adult life

  • @la_arana_discoteca
    @la_arana_discoteca Рік тому +250

    My forbidden snack of choice is an obscure and specific one: the black & white pieces of the board game Othello.

  • @tosh.07
    @tosh.07 Рік тому +83

    My list:
    5) Play-Doh
    4) Legos
    3) Housing Insulation
    2) The liquid in a lava lamp
    1) Eraser

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 Рік тому +3

      The way I want to just squeeze tube window insulation into my mouth like whipped cream

    • @jennarujawitz2557
      @jennarujawitz2557 Рік тому

      @@sunsun5005that or caulk. That looks like icing

    • @dove2826
      @dove2826 Рік тому +2

      The housing insulation is so specific I chortled. Good list

  • @entonberg3945
    @entonberg3945 Рік тому +142

    lmao the subtitles on the intro "eat the logo cowards"

  • @JMP-s2p
    @JMP-s2p 11 місяців тому +6

    5. Lava lamps
    4. The vinyl booth seats at retro diners
    3. Perfectly manicured hedges, especially in animal shapes
    2. Glass vases
    1. That blue stuff they put the combs in at barbershops

  • @oriannalynn
    @oriannalynn Рік тому +39

    Shane licking his lips at 25:19 has me cackling 😭😭 you can tell they’re hungry LMAO

  • @victorw8591
    @victorw8591 Рік тому +111

    “Banker’s lamp” on any list is crazy

  • @AmieTasteyFist
    @AmieTasteyFist Рік тому +79

    Kwesi's list was like when you use the wrong formula in math class but still got the right answer

  • @aliciac381
    @aliciac381 Рік тому +50

    5. Insulation (the cotton candy looking kind)
    4. Anti freeze
    3. Lite Brite pegs
    2. Quarter machine bouncy balls
    1. Moth balls

  • @vivisunset89
    @vivisunset89 Рік тому +12

    My list:
    5. Toy Food
    4. Marbles
    3. The formula that was inside of baby doll bottles, was the color of orange juice. 😅
    2. Mr. Clean Lemon cleaner
    1. Gouache in the pudding cups

  • @ace-of-bats
    @ace-of-bats 11 місяців тому +16

    5. bouncy balls
    4. Barbie shoes
    3. stained glass windows
    2. scented candles (unlit)
    1. Mr. Sketch lemon scented marker

    • @uhhh4049
      @uhhh4049 11 місяців тому +1

      I bet you love fruit flavored candy

    • @samsprrr3548
      @samsprrr3548 10 місяців тому

      Barbie shoes makes me wonder if that's how they keep going missing .

  • @calliope720
    @calliope720 Рік тому +72

    This is it - the single horniest episode of anything I've ever seen.
    Shane explaining to Ryan and Kwesi that "thick brown rope" that he prefers "hot and wet" is his number 1 is the most insane thing I've ever heard.
    I love this damn channel so much lol

  • @nintando
    @nintando Рік тому +230

    love how we're less than 30 episodes into this series they've already gotten to the point of having to rank things you can't eat two separate times
    edit: FOUR separate times

    • @michelledulin7214
      @michelledulin7214 Рік тому

      three separate times 😂

    • @roselleowl7477
      @roselleowl7477 Рік тому +1

      Technically 4 if we’re counting the whole series and not just this season I think! Fictional foods, 2D foods, video game foods, now this. Absolutely wild lol

  • @SkySqui
    @SkySqui Рік тому +220

    That fact that aquarium gravel isn't on any of the lists is blasphemy
    Anyway, my list
    1. Polly Pocket Clothes
    2. Rubber Bands
    3. The Liquid in Lava Lamps
    4. Aquarium Gravel
    5. Tide Pods (Ryan is so right also)

    • @evilmissmunchkin
      @evilmissmunchkin Рік тому +4

      POLLY POCKET CLOTHES IS SO REAL

    • @neoeii
      @neoeii Рік тому +6

      This list is so good 😭 I think personally I would switch the rubber bands for that pink insulation for houses

    • @kimiko237
      @kimiko237 Рік тому +2

      Thank you!! I was waiting all ep for one of them to say aquarium gravel!

    • @EB-yx4fn
      @EB-yx4fn Рік тому

      aquarium gravel, aka forbidden fruity pebbles!

    • @shmarkpark5268
      @shmarkpark5268 Рік тому

      ​@@neoeiiYESSS it looks so crunchy and like it'd be sweet, like a better cotton candy

  • @porgiepuddinandpie
    @porgiepuddinandpie Рік тому +6

    this is the perfect subject for this series and the platonic ideal of a concept and there could not have beem a more perfect guest than kwesi for this. im in awe

  • @rhinestonemeowboi
    @rhinestonemeowboi Рік тому +9

    energy of this video is perfect. more unhinged lists like this please

  • @queenie691
    @queenie691 Рік тому +71

    Ryan as “hungry hungry himbo” gave me life

  • @vannieleigh
    @vannieleigh Рік тому +124

    Kwesi being infatuated with a large vocabulary is my love language 🤭

  • @drawingsticks5333
    @drawingsticks5333 Рік тому +53

    I absolutely love Kwesi and I love that usually in Try Guys videos he is very out there and like nine minutes in he is like "This is weird".
    And then he wants to eat a car with the people still in it.

  • @redeye1016
    @redeye1016 Рік тому +10

    5. Crayons
    4. A translucent swimming float
    3. A sparkler (I imagine this to be like popping candy)
    2. Crocs
    1. Lava lamp

  • @princembat
    @princembat 11 місяців тому +3

    kwesi AS ALWAYS a top tier guest, bro has the vibes of all time lol. not to mention the lists were also great
    my personal #1 is chalk. i cannot be around chalk because i literally will eat it. i love the texture

  • @vannieleigh
    @vannieleigh Рік тому +61

    “You’re using words insinuating sex!” Love him in literally everything. 🤭

  • @etherealgirl394
    @etherealgirl394 Рік тому +78

    I love this topic lol so random.
    my list:
    1- soft pink polaroid cameras
    2- polly pocket's accesories
    3- arteza colored pencils
    4- soap bubbles
    5- guitar picks

    • @asiaguerrier6943
      @asiaguerrier6943 Рік тому +4

      Polly pocket accessories!!! They’re tempting

    • @etherealgirl394
      @etherealgirl394 Рік тому

      @@asiaguerrier6943 ikr??!! Even my mom thought so!

    • @strawberrycherrybaby
      @strawberrycherrybaby Рік тому +1

      This is such a good list wtf ❤

    • @alyssat.8793
      @alyssat.8793 Рік тому +1

      Oooh I hadn’t thought of guitar picks, but absolutely it belongs!

    • @etherealgirl394
      @etherealgirl394 Рік тому

      @@strawberrycherrybaby aww thank youu 🥰

  • @brandoncastle6149
    @brandoncastle6149 Рік тому +32

    Shane's List is something you'd find at a mystery dinner party.
    Ryan's List are future Tik Tok challenges with a throwback to the Tide Pods.
    Kwesi's List is one of luxury and monochromatic.

  • @Victoria-dh9vb
    @Victoria-dh9vb Рік тому +8

    1) bath beads (the ones that look a bit like paint balls, but smell delightful)
    2) Cut jem stones, bigger and sparklier the better
    3) Erasers
    4) Vaseline
    5) Orbies
    Play dough, marbles, candles, soap, and squishmellow plushies all are honorable mentions.

  • @lysmoriarty6818
    @lysmoriarty6818 Рік тому +2

    kwesi just brings such an excellent, really fun energy to every video i've ever seen him in

  • @darlinglittlesashi
    @darlinglittlesashi Рік тому +92

    5. memory foam
    4. smoldering charcoal briquettes
    3. paint
    2. dnd dice
    1. molten glass

    • @drewc9488
      @drewc9488 Рік тому +1

      Charcoal briquettes for the win

  • @la_arana_discoteca
    @la_arana_discoteca Рік тому +104

    Even with a long legacy of unhinged content under Watcher's belt, this one really takes the shoe-cake. ❤

  • @sofie4216
    @sofie4216 Рік тому +60

    Unhinged, i love it.
    My personal list:
    5. Chain link fence
    4. Hot coals
    3. Snow globe glitter
    2. Champagne flute
    1. Beach pebbles/beach glass

  • @itmedana
    @itmedana 11 місяців тому +9

    1. candle wax (SPECIFICALLY from cheap colorful chanukkah candles)
    2. brick cement
    3. polly pocket clothing/rubber pencil grippys
    4. kinetic sand
    5. rubber bouncy ball (tiny one)

    • @mekaylaowo1928
      @mekaylaowo1928 11 місяців тому +2

      you get it

    • @rgoodfellow
      @rgoodfellow 11 місяців тому +1

      Brick cement is frosting and you can’t convince me otherwise.

    • @aircon3138
      @aircon3138 6 місяців тому

      i have eaten all but one of these (dw, it is the brick cement), though i didn't manage to swallow the polly pocket clothing, very fun to chew though.. kinetic sand is sorta just like gritty play doh

  • @emmasofie8718
    @emmasofie8718 11 місяців тому +10

    My top 5 picks in no particular order:
    1. Sidewalk chalk
    2. Insulation material/pur foam
    3. SIM cards/micro chips
    4. Those little fruit soaps
    5. Lush curl power hair mask
    Neon sign, erasers, play dough and bubble wrap are also suuucchh good picks!!

    • @danielle3308
      @danielle3308 11 місяців тому

      I had a medical test one time where I had to drink barium. I feel like that is the closest thing you can get to sidewalk chalk. It’s so weird and chalky and fruity tasting

    • @alexsmith627
      @alexsmith627 11 місяців тому +1

      honestly i have eaten sidewalk chalk before and that shit tastes so good

  • @Wtferin
    @Wtferin Рік тому +40

    1. Aquarium gravel- think nerds
    2. Colourful marbles
    3. The plastic bits that come on the ends of dab pen cartridges- they’re such a good texture.
    4. An entire cedar tree.
    5. Pink insulation.

    • @davincigift
      @davincigift Рік тому +2

      That pink insulation is a good one.

    • @BB-we3sk
      @BB-we3sk Рік тому +1

      Insulation is the best answer!!!

    • @abbyb6958
      @abbyb6958 11 місяців тому +1

      I be MUNCHING on those plastic pen cartridge things😂

  • @celiahache
    @celiahache Рік тому +100

    5.Glass pebbles
    4.Silicone molds
    3.Velvet
    2.Vanilla body butter
    1.Lava
    *Because lava is not man-made: molten glass, the kind they blow to make vases

    • @cecilie...
      @cecilie... Рік тому +5

      FINALLY somebody mentions lava! It just looks so tasty!

    • @DeadInside-ew8qb
      @DeadInside-ew8qb Рік тому +1

      Forbidden chocolate fountain

    • @sheenestevez6038
      @sheenestevez6038 Рік тому

      Thank god somebody finally mentioned shea butter

    • @redeye1016
      @redeye1016 Рік тому

      @@cecilie...it’s not man made

  • @saramarriott1990
    @saramarriott1990 Рік тому +43

    21:50 guys I was prepared and I'm with you all the way on this except that I'm sure that banker's lamp shade is either like those shiny glazes on cake or a fruit snack texture

  • @AmandaCef_Art
    @AmandaCef_Art 11 місяців тому +2

    “You guys make way too much money not to pump 91” was by far the sleeper best moment of this episode.

  • @lydiawilkinson9998
    @lydiawilkinson9998 Рік тому +7

    1. Pears soap
    2. Stained glass
    3. Packing peanuts
    4. Rubix cube
    5. Gel pens

  • @eclipsingshadows5421
    @eclipsingshadows5421 Рік тому +46

    Kwesi should be permanent rofl. This episode was wild lol. He exudes the same chaotic energy in spades lol

    • @thatgirl9532
      @thatgirl9532 Рік тому

      He makes a ton of appearances on the try guys channel 😂

  • @growupjeff3287
    @growupjeff3287 Рік тому +33

    My List:
    5. Marbles (the clear ones with the swirl)
    4. Watch batteries
    3. Sand Dollars
    2. Acrylic Paint from the tube
    1. LED Light Strips

    • @arifike
      @arifike 11 місяців тому +1

      See I was waiting for someone to say marbles but I’d eat any of them. But particularly the solid white pearlescent ones. Or any solid color with a sheen.

    • @lucasenaux5887
      @lucasenaux5887 11 місяців тому +2

      Elite list

  • @abigailtaylor5575
    @abigailtaylor5575 Рік тому +129

    15:57 The spirit of Corporal Wojtek is briefly channeled through Shane. Never forget.

  • @mads53
    @mads53 11 місяців тому +1

    this episode made me think about things so here's my top 5
    5. those colorful fake rocks they put in fish bowls (they look like nerds candy)
    4. wet cement (like especially the kind you see on tiktok-it just looks so delicious, especially when they put fake sprinkles or whatever mixed in)
    3. an old, ornate book
    2. the santa plate from how the grinch stole christmas (when the baby grinch bites into it... i just wanted to do that too)
    1. those body butters that look like actual whipped cream

  • @emmegriffeth9945
    @emmegriffeth9945 5 днів тому

    The essence of this episode is just Ryan and two Shane’s tell me I’m wrong Shane and Keesi giving the same energy!
    Also Kwesi and Shane are my two brain cells and Ryan is the brain

  • @tracymartel
    @tracymartel Рік тому +59

    So shocked windex didn’t make the cut, it’s like the blue Gatorade of the gods

    • @Moondragon1821
      @Moondragon1821 Рік тому +3

      Windex was my number 1 until someone pointed out Lava.

  • @waldllwyn139
    @waldllwyn139 Рік тому +40

    5. Candle Wax
    4. Glazed Pottery
    3. Welding Sparks or sparks of any source
    2. Gemstones, Raw or polished
    1. My pet not literally but with love so they wont ever leave

    • @Filbie
      @Filbie Рік тому +2

      There used to be these candies in the shape of coke bottles that were made of wax that had liquid inside. They were so fun cause you got the tasty liquid and then got to chew on the wax too!

  • @krizzygirl206
    @krizzygirl206 Рік тому +22

    My List (in no particular order):
    - Geodes
    - Enamel pins
    - Go stones (Chinese strategy game pieces)
    - Cooling lava
    - Mortar mix (for laying bricks)

    • @nunya2826
      @nunya2826 Рік тому

      Omg Go stones yes....and checkers too

    • @AER7456
      @AER7456 11 місяців тому

      Geodes are definitely, definitely on my list!

  • @Hamfurd
    @Hamfurd Рік тому +16

    Kwesi’s bed sheet pick killed me. It’s SO true. I splurged on expensive sheets and those things are called buttery for a reason. I would absolutely slurp up expensive bed sheets.