We Ranked Our Top Inedible Objects We Would Eat Ft. Kwesi James • Top 5 Beatdown

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  • @watcher
    @watcher  2 місяці тому +79

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  • @thejonnycakes
    @thejonnycakes 2 місяці тому +3269

    I can help make this dream a reality...

    • @saltandshiitakes7587
      @saltandshiitakes7587 2 місяці тому +492

      23:30 “i know a guy” and the guy has been summoned!

    • @SeeMeGo01946
      @SeeMeGo01946 2 місяці тому +77

      We are waiting on the video now Jonny!

    • @Mountain_Biking_Vampire_Which
      @Mountain_Biking_Vampire_Which 2 місяці тому +33

      As a black chaotic gays you and Kwesi are my favorite try guys🤡💅🏾

    • @vanessamaloney7639
      @vanessamaloney7639 2 місяці тому +8

      JONNY

    • @cutepiku
      @cutepiku 2 місяці тому +18

      LITERALLY just commented how this episode was made for you, lmfao

  • @somethingwitty1996
    @somethingwitty1996 2 місяці тому +1635

    I am 5 minutes into the episode, but already the vibes are:
    Shane: *speaks*
    Kwesi: I like your funny words, magic man.

  • @jellygiraffe32
    @jellygiraffe32 2 місяці тому +868

    Ryan's list: the people's list
    Shane's list: the weird list
    Kwesi's list: Kwesi's list

    • @kerlyenai
      @kerlyenai 2 місяці тому +6

      Man I love Kwesi but this was very strange.

  • @tabshiraz
    @tabshiraz 2 місяці тому +513

    sea glass not being on this list is criminal. the colour, the texture, the inevitable crunch? delicious.

    • @reneenalewako2223
      @reneenalewako2223 2 місяці тому +23

      I imagine it’d be like jolly ranchers

    • @rgoodfellow
      @rgoodfellow 2 місяці тому +11

      I think cuz it’s not man made maybe. But it’d be a great choice

    • @pixlluv
      @pixlluv 2 місяці тому +1

      i just know it tastes like skittles or starbursts i NEED sea glass- especially FROSTED SEA GLASS???

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@rgoodfellow I mean it is made of glass but i can see an argument that since it only becomes sea glass cause of nature so it could go either way

    • @channelofoxford2131
      @channelofoxford2131 2 місяці тому +1

      didn't know what that was, looked it up, you're right

  • @blueberrylemon1214
    @blueberrylemon1214 2 місяці тому +1979

    Kwesi’s list is fine dining, Ryans list is fast food/ casual dining like In-N-Out, and Shanes list is an old school diner that serves bacon, pancakes, milkshakes, and day old microwaved coffee (in the best way possible)

    • @421shordyyyy
      @421shordyyyy 2 місяці тому +8

      Exactly

    • @tnpl_home
      @tnpl_home 2 місяці тому +40

      All of Ryan's list is just candies

    • @bunnyfabuloso6948
      @bunnyfabuloso6948 2 місяці тому +61

      I was thinking kwesi is bakery, ryan is candy shop, and shane is like experimental absinthe-cocktail bar 😂

    • @blueberrylemon1214
      @blueberrylemon1214 2 місяці тому +1

      @@bunnyfabuloso6948😂😂😂

  • @clairevamp
    @clairevamp 2 місяці тому +4117

    Kwesi really brought the correct energy to this show

    • @jekanyika
      @jekanyika 2 місяці тому +7

      Indeed

    • @Gta-lg8se
      @Gta-lg8se 2 місяці тому +29

      Best guest of the season. I do love Brian David Gilbert though

    • @professortourettes
      @professortourettes 2 місяці тому +1

      and advertisement

    • @soairseruddy9658
      @soairseruddy9658 2 місяці тому +8

      I literally was thinking this, ran to the comments and seen someone else thought the same thing

    • @witcherye
      @witcherye 2 місяці тому +10

      10:01 and 10:10 made me laugh so much 😂

  • @ShinigamiPyro
    @ShinigamiPyro 2 місяці тому +352

    Kwesi: what is this show???
    Also Kwesi: I think I can have a little human on the side of my car as a treat

  • @cryptidferrets
    @cryptidferrets 2 місяці тому +299

    5. orbeez (i know they taste like boba you wont trick me)
    4. polly pocket clothes (the forbidden snack of my childhood)
    3. DND dice (shaped like gushers)
    2. a muppet (im not proud of this one but preferably beaker though id settle for gonzo)
    1. a freshly blown glass sculpture where some of its hardened but you could still find hot bits and bite into it like a grilled cheese

    • @hiVanderLinden
      @hiVanderLinden 2 місяці тому +17

      POLLY POCKET CLOTHES! yesss this was literally the 2nd one I said when this episode started and I haven't seen anyone else say it 😂

    • @perpetualsunshine6035
      @perpetualsunshine6035 2 місяці тому +4

      POLLY POCKET CLOTHES ARE ON MY LIST TOO

    • @sharleneswan1159
      @sharleneswan1159 2 місяці тому +7

      I bet the hardened parts would be so good too though. Kinda like how the charred bits of a steak are extra flavorful????? Delicious

    • @isabel5680
      @isabel5680 Місяць тому +1

      Except for number 2, YES you’re so right in all of them

    • @kelseysue1003
      @kelseysue1003 Місяць тому +1

      This list is ELITE

  • @JacobDeRose
    @JacobDeRose 2 місяці тому +1477

    "You wouldn't eat a human"
    "Says who?"
    Kwesi's a real one

    • @kailey_marler
      @kailey_marler 2 місяці тому +14

      humans should’ve been on someone’s list

    • @thespankmyfrank
      @thespankmyfrank 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@kailey_marler I was gonna say they're not man made and then I realised that technically..... they are?

    • @holdenshelley4613
      @holdenshelley4613 2 місяці тому +7

      @@thespankmyfrankthe real problem is that humans *are* edible, it’s just illegal to eat them.

  • @kb5806
    @kb5806 2 місяці тому +2341

    23:30 "I know a guy" Kwesi about to introduce Watcher to Johnnycakes

    • @Shrekslover777
      @Shrekslover777 2 місяці тому +151

      I was thinking about Johnny the entire video

    • @laurabeaty9588
      @laurabeaty9588 2 місяці тому

      Johnny would have OPINIONS about this vid topic@@Shrekslover777

    • @Val-ng9tn
      @Val-ng9tn 2 місяці тому +42

      he's GOTTA 🤣

    • @Elizabeth-ht7hd
      @Elizabeth-ht7hd 2 місяці тому +62

      They met in the flaming skull phoning it in video

    • @unpostedletter
      @unpostedletter 2 місяці тому +54

      Also thinking about Jonny while watching this episode lol it's time he made an appearance in Watcher HQ!

  • @cyanjackson7689
    @cyanjackson7689 2 місяці тому +794

    Kwesi is the one guest to really match or even exceed Shane's crazy ideas and energy 😂 like even Shane was weirded out by the Porsche

  • @2clam4jam67
    @2clam4jam67 2 місяці тому +338

    I feel like Shane’s list deserves a shoutout for being legible in the wide shots

    • @tenielewilmot4512
      @tenielewilmot4512 2 місяці тому +8

      His handwriting brings me joy everytime

    • @rowanmiller6035
      @rowanmiller6035 2 місяці тому +4

      It should be a font type

    • @finnopolis
      @finnopolis 24 дні тому

      real, I love seeing what people's handwriting is like on this show and whether it fits them lol

  • @MorrowArt
    @MorrowArt 2 місяці тому +2265

    "what the fuck is this show" after listing a literal bicycle as an appetizer. incredible comedy lol.

  • @HilaSketchCat
    @HilaSketchCat 2 місяці тому +3006

    every dnd player knows dice are the real forbidden snack

    • @T.Florenz
      @T.Florenz 2 місяці тому +68

      Idk if you watch Dimension 20, but the adventuring party got their DM some edible dice, and I immediately was like, that's genius!

    • @jessegillette
      @jessegillette 2 місяці тому +2

      💯

    • @_Moe
      @_Moe 2 місяці тому +50

      ​@@T.Florenz Eat. Your. Dice. Brennan!!

    • @calebmcintosh1991
      @calebmcintosh1991 2 місяці тому

      My college DM once jokingly put my friend's d6 in his mouth and accidentally swallowed. Truly the forbidden snack

    • @DeadInside-ew8qb
      @DeadInside-ew8qb 2 місяці тому +9

      Not gummy things that should be gummy things

  • @af1saucy
    @af1saucy 2 місяці тому +250

    5. Foam house insulation
    4. Cement flooring with a rubber sealant (it sometimes smells like cookie dough to me?)
    3. Shaving cream
    2. Pencil grips (the clear & sparkly ones)
    1. Red hot melted glass

    • @Heedy770
      @Heedy770 2 місяці тому +11

      very construction heavy!

    • @etanesnil7072
      @etanesnil7072 2 місяці тому +8

      oh my gosh the pencil grips YES!!

    • @itmedana
      @itmedana 2 місяці тому +5

      pencil grips you get it

    • @rgoodfellow
      @rgoodfellow 2 місяці тому +9

      Molten glass looks delicious. And the way it’s bite into that so unhinged…. Uh

    • @riestjames7371
      @riestjames7371 2 місяці тому +1

      Yes molten glass! Excellent choice 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @waluigisfiance4323
    @waluigisfiance4323 2 місяці тому +114

    kwesi saying no to gasoline when he got a dang car on his list lol

  • @JuanitaAristizabal
    @JuanitaAristizabal 2 місяці тому +845

    My #1 thing would definitely be lava.... The color, the consistency... OMG. I wish I could.

    • @Moondragon1821
      @Moondragon1821 2 місяці тому +17

      OMG YES! Didn't even think about lava. Windex has been pushed down to number 2.

    • @laurenraubaugh9542
      @laurenraubaugh9542 2 місяці тому +71

      I agree with lava but unfortunately it’s not man-made so doesn’t qualify for this list. Still… top-tier, haha. The perfect consistency.

    • @Apothecartea
      @Apothecartea 2 місяці тому +5

      Adding onto this, perhaps filling the man-made requirement, is polished obsidian. It’s so shiny and smooth

    • @pencilfangs
      @pencilfangs 2 місяці тому +24

      If there wasn't the "man-made" rule, I'd want to eat the Moon

    • @darthsarah7252
      @darthsarah7252 2 місяці тому +7

      @@laurenraubaugh9542 I feel like molten glass kinda has the same vibes. I'd eat that.

  • @gloriouschaosakamotherhood2140
    @gloriouschaosakamotherhood2140 2 місяці тому +804

    I love that Shane matches anyone's level and always jumps on board with their vibe... In like the most sincere genuine way possible 😂

    • @mediocrio
      @mediocrio 2 місяці тому +12

      its the improv background

    • @betsylang2366
      @betsylang2366 2 місяці тому +10

      You could tell how much Ryan missed him during the middle episodes

  • @thereAREtoomanyspirits
    @thereAREtoomanyspirits 2 місяці тому +79

    is it just me or is kwesi like the second ever guest to actually *get* this show 😭 joyce is obviously the first

  • @threeleggedcat
    @threeleggedcat 2 місяці тому +107

    This whole episode I was thinking “they should just get Johnny to make these things as cake” and then Ryan says that someone should make the air force ones into cake, and Kwesi goes “I know a guy” and I was like yeah you do!!

  • @bdink2605
    @bdink2605 2 місяці тому +1044

    Polly pocket clothes. My personal number one because I would gobble those up 😂

    • @etherealgirl394
      @etherealgirl394 2 місяці тому +16

      I put that in my list too!!! It seemed like it was made of cheese slices to me lol

    • @l33sah
      @l33sah 2 місяці тому +16

      Mine would be Betty Spaghetty.

    • @sucknfuck
      @sucknfuck 2 місяці тому +5

      Omgggg excellent take

    • @xxcallmeniaxx3272
      @xxcallmeniaxx3272 2 місяці тому +3

      Scrum-diddleie-yum

    • @smam5548
      @smam5548 2 місяці тому +5

      i immediately thought of those

  • @groofay
    @groofay 2 місяці тому +646

    "You're a sick guy, and I like it" deserves to be the motto of this show.

  • @popcorndenial
    @popcorndenial 2 місяці тому +68

    5. Lava lamps 4. Colored glass (mosaics) 3. Styrofoam plates 2. Elmers glue 1. Packing Peanuts

  • @morgancoleman1457
    @morgancoleman1457 2 місяці тому +59

    Kwesi has such natural chemistry with everyone that it literally didn't occur to me until the end of the video that he's usually on the Try Guys' channel and I've never seen him with Ryan and Shane before

  • @lobsterlad7
    @lobsterlad7 2 місяці тому +529

    hear me out. nail polish in a little glass bottle. i have so many little bottles of nail polish and hearing them clack together is one of the most satisfying sounds in the world. i want to put those bottles in a bowl and sift them around with a spoon. and there's so many colours to choose from, but in my opinion a dark blue nail polish in a dark glass bottle looks the most delicious. it looks like a forbidden elixir given to me by a mysterious cloaked figure in a fairy tale. in my mind it'll be more clear and crisp than the waters in the arctic ocean.

    • @mattcottrell3286
      @mattcottrell3286 2 місяці тому +6

      YES

    • @studyisglory1904
      @studyisglory1904 2 місяці тому +17

      idk if i should be worried or amazed with how passionately you talk about them nail polish

    • @MeGirl191
      @MeGirl191 2 місяці тому +3

      I tasted nail polish as a kid and it burned my tongue so bad 😅

    • @cricketjuices
      @cricketjuices 2 місяці тому +2

      I have never related to a youtube comment more in my entire life. are you single lmao (jk jk)

    • @audrey8275
      @audrey8275 2 місяці тому +5

      I literally always thought this- how fun would it be to paint your teeth and nails with it and just lick it off? Always wanted to do that from the time that I was a kid.

  • @erikbutton3552
    @erikbutton3552 2 місяці тому +312

    5. Stained Glass
    4. Mechanical Keyboard
    3. Leather Wallet
    2. Thermometer
    1. 12 Ft Home Depot Skeleton

  • @starlightiris
    @starlightiris 2 місяці тому +65

    this was maybe my favourite episode of this so far!
    my list would be:
    5: Spirit Level
    4: D&D Dice
    3: The rope that you see at fancy hotels that's red or blue velvet with gold ends
    2: The Microlino 2.0 bubble car
    1: Christmas Lights (pluck them like berries from a bush)

    • @mahelaniarektbb
      @mahelaniarektbb 2 місяці тому

      D&D dice for sure! I collect them just to run my hands through em and because they are so pretty. D4-20 for a snack, D100 for those real freaks.

  • @nigielschroeder3510
    @nigielschroeder3510 2 місяці тому +152

    1.) Lava
    2.) Orbeez
    3.) That weird squeezy pocket toy
    4.) A sexy pair of Dice
    5.) Crayons

    • @holly27796
      @holly27796 2 місяці тому +2

      Crayons are on my list too

    • @limpweasel9014
      @limpweasel9014 2 місяці тому +5

      I see another forbidden honey enjoyer

    • @yourfavoritebubbe7444
      @yourfavoritebubbe7444 2 місяці тому +5

      Forbidden candy. I go to a game shop and I want to eat the dice. Cronch

    • @ashleywaner1284
      @ashleywaner1284 2 місяці тому +2

      Needs to be manmade. Lava and Ice from an Iceberg would be on my list as well, if it could something from nature.

    • @juliagross3136
      @juliagross3136 2 місяці тому +4

      Orbeez is a great choice

  • @Thenotsosocialsocial
    @Thenotsosocialsocial 2 місяці тому +353

    Kwesi- "I know a guy"
    Everyone -"Is it Johnny?"

    • @thatgirl9532
      @thatgirl9532 2 місяці тому +3

      Whom Shane and Steven have been around before 😅

  • @ngoashly
    @ngoashly 2 місяці тому +267

    Kwesi’s list is luxury with rich/decadent vibes, Ryan’s list is 90s childhood with artificial candy tastes, Shane’s list is a noir crime with a crisp/gritty/crunchy flavor profile

    • @peaceofpie94
      @peaceofpie94 2 місяці тому +10

      I LOVE that other people are coming to the same conclusion with the boys’ lists. Another comment said Kwesi’s was fine dining, Ryan’s was fast food, and Shane was diner food which so bizarrely matches up to your analogy 😆

    • @blueberrylemon1214
      @blueberrylemon1214 2 місяці тому +5

      @@peaceofpie94that was me!! 😂😂😂 the boys never fail to serve their vibe in literally everything that they do 😭

  • @Lilly32628
    @Lilly32628 2 місяці тому +106

    1. Bendy rulers
    2. The gmail logo
    3. Fresh shoelaces
    4. Plastic little kid tea sets
    5. Crochet hooks

    • @buccy9841
      @buccy9841 2 місяці тому +11

      i love the phrasing of "fresh" shoelaces. not new, *fresh*

    • @sarahwillacker4135
      @sarahwillacker4135 2 місяці тому +26

      The gmail logo is sending me lmao

    • @hannahsexton6472
      @hannahsexton6472 2 місяці тому +8

      Fuck you’re so right about the gmail logo

  • @hannahlee1740
    @hannahlee1740 2 місяці тому +36

    Why is this such a specific, typically neurodivergent, niche and yet I’m not at all surprised by the fact that made the cut of top 5 topics😭 in fact I’m grateful

  • @LilPurpleBat
    @LilPurpleBat 2 місяці тому +354

    My List:
    5. Bouncy balls
    4. Wax melts
    3. Jelly candles
    2. Fabuloso
    1. Orbeez (surprised Ryan didn’t have these on his list)

    • @coley4242
      @coley4242 2 місяці тому +21

      every time i use fabuloso i have to remind myself that its for cleaning and not forbidden juice

    • @yeetyoot8111
      @yeetyoot8111 2 місяці тому +3

      omg I also thought of those jelly candle things

    • @arjc5714
      @arjc5714 2 місяці тому +12

      I bit through so many bouncy balls as a child. The weird grainy ones that didn’t bounce well actually have great mouth texture and basically split instantly at the seam. 😂😂😂

    • @Anasyub
      @Anasyub 2 місяці тому +3

      fabuloso literally looks like grape juice glug glug

    • @gregacen
      @gregacen 2 місяці тому +3

      Orbeez was one of the first things I thought of, those always looked so delicious

  • @HoneyxLime
    @HoneyxLime 2 місяці тому +775

    My list:
    5. Packing peanuts
    4. Tires
    3. Soap Bubbles like the lathery ones
    2. Pencil lead
    1. Glass

    • @andreanewton-bv8qs
      @andreanewton-bv8qs 2 місяці тому +57

      Here's mine:
      5. Bath bombs
      4. Orbeez
      3. Candy or choc wrapers
      2. Tide pods (ofc)
      1. Candles!

    • @etherealgirl394
      @etherealgirl394 2 місяці тому +3

      Bubbles and pencils yeeeesss put that on my list too!!

    • @HoneyxLime
      @HoneyxLime 2 місяці тому +12

      @@andreanewton-bv8qs ooohhh candles is such a good one!

    • @coraloriley6054
      @coraloriley6054 2 місяці тому +18

      There are now edible packing peanuts! They knew

    • @HoneyxLime
      @HoneyxLime 2 місяці тому +4

      @@coraloriley6054 WHAT?! I need to try those

  • @kalleido
    @kalleido 2 місяці тому +27

    so basically shane loves foods with crazy textures , ryan loves foods that are fun to eat that give you some kind of experience (like popping), and kwesi love soft n smooth foods (like mousse or pudding)

  • @Toasty_Mr.Marsh_
    @Toasty_Mr.Marsh_ 2 місяці тому +32

    My list
    1. Slime
    2. Molten Glass or metal ( would have said lava but it’s not man made it is definitely inedible though )
    3. Orbeez
    4. Swarovski figurines
    5. Soap bars

  • @h_tom10
    @h_tom10 2 місяці тому +356

    5. scrub daddy
    4. cone shaped air refresher (the ones that you have to twist up and there’s squishy stuff inside)
    3. windshield wiper fluid
    2. rainbow foam from car washes
    1. rubber straw

    • @limpweasel9014
      @limpweasel9014 2 місяці тому +18

      Nooo I forgot about the rainbow foam at car washes that shit is the best

    • @mad3lyn715
      @mad3lyn715 2 місяці тому +15

      this is the perfect list

    • @whattheflameo
      @whattheflameo 2 місяці тому +5

      Man as a kid I wanted to eat those air fresheners so badly. I still do tbh

    • @tatesands
      @tatesands 2 місяці тому +2

      I’m sensing a theme here

    • @reneeadams6684
      @reneeadams6684 2 місяці тому +1

      Ohhh yes to those air freshener cones. When they're fresh they look so jelly

  • @daverumbear7668
    @daverumbear7668 2 місяці тому +350

    shane trying to give kwesi an escape to the whole eating people thing and kwesi just double downs on it, I love it! 10:01

  • @bethabaloo
    @bethabaloo 2 місяці тому +31

    Shane putting his list down and grabbing Ryan by the shoulder is the energy I didn't know I wanted in this show.

  • @thatcactusboi
    @thatcactusboi 2 місяці тому +25

    My top 5:
    5: Foam football
    4: Polly Pocket dress
    3: Those water tube toy things with the little plastic fish inside
    2: Stained glass
    1: TTRPG dice

    • @crem01
      @crem01 2 місяці тому +1

      my parents had to stop me from eating those first 3 as a kid and i struggle with the other 2 in my adult life

  • @hanamacquoid1427
    @hanamacquoid1427 2 місяці тому +333

    Kwesi needs to be on Puppet History!

    • @ofkonrad
      @ofkonrad 2 місяці тому +38

      i have great news for you … he already was on puppet history

    • @marian799
      @marian799 2 місяці тому +17

      i think he was on the one about the bisexual french opera woman lmao

    • @hanamacquoid1427
      @hanamacquoid1427 Місяць тому +2

      Edit: Kwesi needs to be on Puppet History- again!

  • @kermit9047
    @kermit9047 2 місяці тому +380

    my list:
    5. lemon scented lysol wipes
    4. resin dice
    3. glow sticks
    2. glittery jewelry beads
    1. seaglass

    • @meabakes1912
      @meabakes1912 2 місяці тому +4

      my friend just got new dnd dice and the first thing I said when I saw them was "I want to eat them" lol

    • @aliciabruce9881
      @aliciabruce9881 2 місяці тому +9

      Glow sticks are a SHOUT

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea 2 місяці тому +3

      Ooh, glow sticks would be so fun! Why don't we have edible glow in the dark stuff yet??

    • @LilPurpleBat
      @LilPurpleBat 2 місяці тому +1

      Glow sticks would be so good!

    • @user-ip1ge6dv1k
      @user-ip1ge6dv1k 2 місяці тому +4

      I’ve bitten into a glow stick, they are spicy

  • @abblegeese
    @abblegeese 2 місяці тому +20

    i really want to thank watcher for captioning all of these videos, and doing it so well. this kind of accessibility is so refreshing to see. your deaf and hard of hearing audience thanks you!!

  • @ace-of-bats
    @ace-of-bats 2 місяці тому +15

    5. bouncy balls
    4. Barbie shoes
    3. stained glass windows
    2. scented candles (unlit)
    1. Mr. Sketch lemon scented marker

    • @uhhh4049
      @uhhh4049 2 місяці тому +1

      I bet you love fruit flavored candy

    • @samsprrr3548
      @samsprrr3548 25 днів тому

      Barbie shoes makes me wonder if that's how they keep going missing .

  • @caitly
    @caitly 2 місяці тому +453

    "...living, breathing human, please welcome KWESI--" Straight out the gate confirming that that Shane is a demon by confirming to us that there is a living person in this episode

  • @OddOwlOut
    @OddOwlOut 2 місяці тому +443

    Kwesi enthusiastically shutting down Shane's offering of an out with, "I wanna stay in, baby!" is the best unhinged energy!

  • @riestjames7371
    @riestjames7371 2 місяці тому +5

    5. Lava lamps
    4. The vinyl booth seats at retro diners
    3. Perfectly manicured hedges, especially in animal shapes
    2. Glass vases
    1. That blue stuff they put the combs in at barbershops

  • @vivisunset89
    @vivisunset89 2 місяці тому +12

    My list:
    5. Toy Food
    4. Marbles
    3. The formula that was inside of baby doll bottles, was the color of orange juice. 😅
    2. Mr. Clean Lemon cleaner
    1. Gouache in the pudding cups

  • @GracieM23
    @GracieM23 2 місяці тому +447

    “You wanna eat this bike”
    “Oh HELL yeah”
    I’m so ready this episode 🤣

  • @FJCartier
    @FJCartier 2 місяці тому +102

    5. Orbeez
    4. Erasers
    3. Kinetic Sand
    2. Fake Grapes
    1. Baby Teether Toys. One specifically: a colorful "O-ball"

  • @itmedana
    @itmedana 2 місяці тому +9

    1. candle wax (SPECIFICALLY from cheap colorful chanukkah candles)
    2. brick cement
    3. polly pocket clothing/rubber pencil grippys
    4. kinetic sand
    5. rubber bouncy ball (tiny one)

    • @mekaylaowo1928
      @mekaylaowo1928 2 місяці тому +2

      you get it

    • @rgoodfellow
      @rgoodfellow 2 місяці тому +1

      Brick cement is frosting and you can’t convince me otherwise.

  • @nunya2826
    @nunya2826 2 місяці тому +26

    This is the craziest thing I've ever seen and I was here for every minute of it. As soon as I saw that bicycle I was like "yeah..."

  • @RoyChamorro666
    @RoyChamorro666 2 місяці тому +185

    Whoever booked Kwesi for this is a genius

  • @jaymelton2663
    @jaymelton2663 2 місяці тому +191

    1. Stained glass
    2. Mahogany
    3. Big pink erasers
    4. Circuit boards
    5. Colored translucent rulers

    • @sofie4172
      @sofie4172 2 місяці тому +7

      Stained glass is such a good pick

    • @ciaramorgan5983
      @ciaramorgan5983 2 місяці тому

      heavy on the big pink erasers

  • @davincigift
    @davincigift 2 місяці тому +26

    I love this series so much. It really does get you to think differently. My list:
    5. Scented markers
    4. House paint
    3. Computer keyboard
    2. Leather saddle
    1. Books

  • @oriannalynn
    @oriannalynn 2 місяці тому +38

    Shane licking his lips at 25:19 has me cackling 😭😭 you can tell they’re hungry LMAO

  • @scarlettrushmusic
    @scarlettrushmusic 2 місяці тому +135

    My inedible menu:
    1. Antique painting in a gold frame - Dessert
    2. Crystal Chandelier w/ candle bulbs- main
    3. Tennis bracelets - Side
    4. Small handmade ceramics - Entree
    5. Lava lamp - Drinks

    • @_cheesecheesecheese
      @_cheesecheesecheese 2 місяці тому +4

      I really like this one. I do remember thinking about what it would be like to eat the lava lamp liquid and wax lol

    • @betsylang2366
      @betsylang2366 2 місяці тому +1

      This is an excellent list!

  • @Cove_Blue
    @Cove_Blue 2 місяці тому +193

    I love Kwesi. He's such a bright light of a human and such a weirdo at the same time. Just a fantastic combination for a person.

  • @Victoria-dh9vb
    @Victoria-dh9vb 2 місяці тому +8

    1) bath beads (the ones that look a bit like paint balls, but smell delightful)
    2) Cut jem stones, bigger and sparklier the better
    3) Erasers
    4) Vaseline
    5) Orbies
    Play dough, marbles, candles, soap, and squishmellow plushies all are honorable mentions.

  • @solitarelee6200
    @solitarelee6200 2 місяці тому +5

    I've thought about this VERY hard and decided my five are
    5. those popping bubble stim toy things
    4. one of those lucky cats with the wiggling arm, preferably a large one
    3. any large leatherbound tome with gold detailing
    2. blown glass sculptures (especially pipes)
    1. COINS (any but the more historical the better)

  • @vonpicz
    @vonpicz 2 місяці тому +88

    1. aquarium gravel
    2. ticonderoga pencils
    3. silicone molds
    4. that rubbery bouncing playground floor
    5. polly pocket clothes

    • @haplocanthosaur
      @haplocanthosaur 2 місяці тому +6

      I have never considered Ticonderoga pencils but my god, you are so right

    • @minimomominnie
      @minimomominnie 2 місяці тому +3

      AQUARIUM GRAVEL SUPREMACY

    • @AlexHoppus
      @AlexHoppus 2 місяці тому +3

      I am (unfortch) a pen/pencil chewer and Ticonderogas are god tier pencil-chewing material.

    • @abbyma1189
      @abbyma1189 2 місяці тому +2

      The rubbery playground floor would be fantastic. 10/10 suggestion

    • @buccy9841
      @buccy9841 2 місяці тому +1

      SILICONE MOLDS YOURE SO RIGHT

  • @SkySqui
    @SkySqui 2 місяці тому +219

    That fact that aquarium gravel isn't on any of the lists is blasphemy
    Anyway, my list
    1. Polly Pocket Clothes
    2. Rubber Bands
    3. The Liquid in Lava Lamps
    4. Aquarium Gravel
    5. Tide Pods (Ryan is so right also)

    • @evilmissmunchkin
      @evilmissmunchkin 2 місяці тому +4

      POLLY POCKET CLOTHES IS SO REAL

    • @neoeii
      @neoeii 2 місяці тому +6

      This list is so good 😭 I think personally I would switch the rubber bands for that pink insulation for houses

    • @kimiko237
      @kimiko237 2 місяці тому +2

      Thank you!! I was waiting all ep for one of them to say aquarium gravel!

    • @EB-yx4fn
      @EB-yx4fn 2 місяці тому

      aquarium gravel, aka forbidden fruity pebbles!

    • @shmarkpark5268
      @shmarkpark5268 2 місяці тому

      ​@@neoeiiYESSS it looks so crunchy and like it'd be sweet, like a better cotton candy

  • @lydiawilkinson9998
    @lydiawilkinson9998 2 місяці тому +7

    1. Pears soap
    2. Stained glass
    3. Packing peanuts
    4. Rubix cube
    5. Gel pens

  • @redeye1016
    @redeye1016 2 місяці тому +10

    5. Crayons
    4. A translucent swimming float
    3. A sparkler (I imagine this to be like popping candy)
    2. Crocs
    1. Lava lamp

  • @aiziia7691
    @aiziia7691 2 місяці тому +131

    anything with kwesi is guaranteed to be a banger!
    my list would be:
    5. poker chips
    4. blown glass figurines
    3. sheet metal
    2. the bin of shiny rocks at a museum
    1. gasoline

    • @annalese135
      @annalese135 2 місяці тому +5

      Jackie Kennedy beat you on #3

    • @RI-do4qf
      @RI-do4qf 2 місяці тому +2

      Poker chips are a good one! I haven't considered it, but I totally get it!

    • @erinyes3943
      @erinyes3943 2 місяці тому +2

      God I love that list. Between the glass and the rocks, I think you might agree that marbles look tasty as hell

    • @aiziia7691
      @aiziia7691 2 місяці тому

      @@erinyes3943 absolutely yeah! the clear ones w the little color swirls in the center?? those would be like gushers to me

    • @thespankmyfrank
      @thespankmyfrank 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@aiziia7691 I was thinking the white ones with little colour specks on the surface! They look like little sugar candies, crunchy and sweet

  • @victorw8591
    @victorw8591 2 місяці тому +111

    “Banker’s lamp” on any list is crazy

  • @rhinestonemeowboi
    @rhinestonemeowboi 2 місяці тому +9

    energy of this video is perfect. more unhinged lists like this please

  • @emmasofie8718
    @emmasofie8718 2 місяці тому +9

    My top 5 picks in no particular order:
    1. Sidewalk chalk
    2. Insulation material/pur foam
    3. SIM cards/micro chips
    4. Those little fruit soaps
    5. Lush curl power hair mask
    Neon sign, erasers, play dough and bubble wrap are also suuucchh good picks!!

    • @danielle3308
      @danielle3308 2 місяці тому

      I had a medical test one time where I had to drink barium. I feel like that is the closest thing you can get to sidewalk chalk. It’s so weird and chalky and fruity tasting

    • @alexsmith627
      @alexsmith627 2 місяці тому +1

      honestly i have eaten sidewalk chalk before and that shit tastes so good

  • @entonberg3945
    @entonberg3945 2 місяці тому +142

    lmao the subtitles on the intro "eat the logo cowards"

  • @tosh.07
    @tosh.07 2 місяці тому +81

    My list:
    5) Play-Doh
    4) Legos
    3) Housing Insulation
    2) The liquid in a lava lamp
    1) Eraser

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 2 місяці тому +3

      The way I want to just squeeze tube window insulation into my mouth like whipped cream

    • @jennarujawitz2557
      @jennarujawitz2557 2 місяці тому

      @@sunsun5005that or caulk. That looks like icing

    • @dove2826
      @dove2826 2 місяці тому +1

      The housing insulation is so specific I chortled. Good list

  • @princembat
    @princembat 2 місяці тому +3

    kwesi AS ALWAYS a top tier guest, bro has the vibes of all time lol. not to mention the lists were also great
    my personal #1 is chalk. i cannot be around chalk because i literally will eat it. i love the texture

  • @ciarrasnow7804
    @ciarrasnow7804 2 місяці тому +5

    5. Conditioner 4. DND dice 3. Those really fancy resin wood dining tables 2. Those buttery soft silk pjs sets 1. Rocks (like gravel, just snack on it like corn nuts)

  • @la_arana_discoteca
    @la_arana_discoteca 2 місяці тому +250

    My forbidden snack of choice is an obscure and specific one: the black & white pieces of the board game Othello.

  • @calliope720
    @calliope720 2 місяці тому +68

    This is it - the single horniest episode of anything I've ever seen.
    Shane explaining to Ryan and Kwesi that "thick brown rope" that he prefers "hot and wet" is his number 1 is the most insane thing I've ever heard.
    I love this damn channel so much lol

  • @porgiepuddinandpie
    @porgiepuddinandpie 2 місяці тому +6

    this is the perfect subject for this series and the platonic ideal of a concept and there could not have beem a more perfect guest than kwesi for this. im in awe

  • @anonymous-yk9sz
    @anonymous-yk9sz 2 місяці тому +6

    lmao kwesi just likes shiny silky looking stuff. the bike, the car and the sheets are all just that really 😭💀

  • @darlinglittlesashi
    @darlinglittlesashi 2 місяці тому +92

    5. memory foam
    4. smoldering charcoal briquettes
    3. paint
    2. dnd dice
    1. molten glass

    • @drewc9488
      @drewc9488 2 місяці тому +1

      Charcoal briquettes for the win

  • @AmieTasteyFist
    @AmieTasteyFist 2 місяці тому +79

    Kwesi's list was like when you use the wrong formula in math class but still got the right answer

  • @Hamfurd
    @Hamfurd 2 місяці тому +16

    Kwesi’s bed sheet pick killed me. It’s SO true. I splurged on expensive sheets and those things are called buttery for a reason. I would absolutely slurp up expensive bed sheets.

  • @krickethazlett2328
    @krickethazlett2328 2 місяці тому +5

    Ryan, when mentioned the other day about wanting to eat a bowling ball and comparing them to giant jawbreakers I have been trying to remember the name of a cartoon that you reminded me of. I FINALLY remembered, it was Ed, Edd, and Eddy. The 3 Ed's LOVED jawbreakers and the bigger the better. If you've never seen it, you should give it a look. Then you will totally agree with the comparison 😂 I think it was on Cartoon Newtork back in the day.

  • @aliciac381
    @aliciac381 2 місяці тому +48

    5. Insulation (the cotton candy looking kind)
    4. Anti freeze
    3. Lite Brite pegs
    2. Quarter machine bouncy balls
    1. Moth balls

  • @nintando
    @nintando 2 місяці тому +231

    love how we're less than 30 episodes into this series they've already gotten to the point of having to rank things you can't eat two separate times
    edit: FOUR separate times

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea 2 місяці тому +3

      3! Cartoon food, Video Game food and this one.

    • @michelledulin7214
      @michelledulin7214 2 місяці тому

      three separate times 😂

    • @roselleowl7477
      @roselleowl7477 2 місяці тому

      Technically 4 if we’re counting the whole series and not just this season I think! Fictional foods, 2D foods, video game foods, now this. Absolutely wild lol

  • @Tuzon15
    @Tuzon15 2 місяці тому +11

    25:18 Shane literally salivating is so funny 😂

  • @AmandaCef_Art
    @AmandaCef_Art 2 місяці тому +2

    “You guys make way too much money not to pump 91” was by far the sleeper best moment of this episode.

  • @celiahache
    @celiahache 2 місяці тому +100

    5.Glass pebbles
    4.Silicone molds
    3.Velvet
    2.Vanilla body butter
    1.Lava
    *Because lava is not man-made: molten glass, the kind they blow to make vases

    • @cecilie...
      @cecilie... 2 місяці тому +5

      FINALLY somebody mentions lava! It just looks so tasty!

    • @DeadInside-ew8qb
      @DeadInside-ew8qb 2 місяці тому +1

      Forbidden chocolate fountain

    • @sheenestevez6038
      @sheenestevez6038 2 місяці тому

      Thank god somebody finally mentioned shea butter

    • @redeye1016
      @redeye1016 2 місяці тому

      @@cecilie...it’s not man made

  • @vannieleigh
    @vannieleigh 2 місяці тому +124

    Kwesi being infatuated with a large vocabulary is my love language 🤭

  • @mikey_strange
    @mikey_strange 2 місяці тому +3

    1. Lava - the forbidden dip
    2. Silica Gel Beads - snack 2 go
    3. Downy Unstoppables - candy!
    4. Lava Lamp Fluid - stoner soda
    5. Urinal Cake - dont judge me

  • @lilspooky3030
    @lilspooky3030 2 місяці тому +4

    “I don’t want to eat that bike”
    “LIES!!”
    😂😭😭

  • @queenie691
    @queenie691 2 місяці тому +71

    Ryan as “hungry hungry himbo” gave me life

  • @Wtferin
    @Wtferin 2 місяці тому +40

    1. Aquarium gravel- think nerds
    2. Colourful marbles
    3. The plastic bits that come on the ends of dab pen cartridges- they’re such a good texture.
    4. An entire cedar tree.
    5. Pink insulation.

    • @davincigift
      @davincigift 2 місяці тому +2

      That pink insulation is a good one.

    • @BB-we3sk
      @BB-we3sk 2 місяці тому +1

      Insulation is the best answer!!!

    • @abbyb6958
      @abbyb6958 2 місяці тому +1

      I be MUNCHING on those plastic pen cartridge things😂

  • @Scrofar
    @Scrofar 2 місяці тому +2

    Kwesi's perfect inedible meal: shiny clean white stuff
    Ryan's perfect inedible meal: the memories and athletic dreams of an elementary boy
    Shane's perfect inedible meal: robbing a newly opened bank in the 70s

  • @soupwizard4150
    @soupwizard4150 2 місяці тому +2

    I need a version of this that includes natural things too. Like, who doesn’t want to eat crystals/geodes, lava, clouds, planets, icebergs, etc.

  • @sofie4216
    @sofie4216 2 місяці тому +60

    Unhinged, i love it.
    My personal list:
    5. Chain link fence
    4. Hot coals
    3. Snow globe glitter
    2. Champagne flute
    1. Beach pebbles/beach glass

  • @la_arana_discoteca
    @la_arana_discoteca 2 місяці тому +104

    Even with a long legacy of unhinged content under Watcher's belt, this one really takes the shoe-cake. ❤

    • @iamkellyjohnson
      @iamkellyjohnson 2 місяці тому +4

      That’s the Kwesi magic 😂

    • @la_arana_discoteca
      @la_arana_discoteca 2 місяці тому +2

      @@iamkellyjohnson Kwesi really added something special. I want him to come back.

  • @sabrinaschell4938
    @sabrinaschell4938 2 місяці тому +1

    1. Molten or semi-hardened glass
    2. Shave butter
    3. Candles
    4. Leather belt
    5. Freezer packs

  • @brookethebookquintana
    @brookethebookquintana 2 місяці тому +1

    1) d and d dice
    2) fabuloso
    3) lava
    4) that rock/crystal that looks like it’d be blue raspberry/ pop rock flavored
    5) glass (various forms)
    Runner up: windshield wiper fluid

  • @annieandade
    @annieandade 2 місяці тому +71

    I can't believe no one said LAVA! That shit looks delicious!

    • @amandar6809
      @amandar6809 2 місяці тому +9

      That’s such a good one! It’s probably cause it’s not man made though so it goes against the rules

    • @glow1392
      @glow1392 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@amandar6809how about a Lava Lamp then

    • @cecilie...
      @cecilie... 2 місяці тому

      Yes!!!

    • @amandar6809
      @amandar6809 2 місяці тому

      @@glow1392 you’re a fucking genius omg

    • @glow1392
      @glow1392 2 місяці тому

      @@amandar6809 I reckon a lava lamp would also be both a drink & a snack 🤔 They're just so appealing! I remember as kids it was debated what flavour the different colours would be

  • @Catty2Bratty
    @Catty2Bratty 2 місяці тому +18

    My list:
    5. Fish tank gravel. It's like fruity pebbles, and nerds candy.
    4. Silica Beads. They tell you not to eat them, but that only makes me want them more.
    3. White-wall tires. Practically a giant frosted donut at that point
    2. Sea Shells. They're the candy of the sea
    1. Precious Gemstones. I want to eat a ruby the size of a raccoon's brain. Turn me loose in the display rooms at Windsor castle, i wanna take a bite out of the diamonds. in the Disney animated Robin Hood, when Little Jon goes to kiss the king's rings, and he smooches the gems right out of the settings, it awakened something in me. A sexy fox man did too, but that's a different list.

  • @marthamorfin620
    @marthamorfin620 2 місяці тому +5

    Haha they need Johnny Cakes to make all these dream come true! I’m so glad Kwesi brought him up! 😂