I thought this was gonna be an exaggeration before watching the video but holy shit you're right (this is still the best video I've watched in my whole life)
Geometry Dash 2.2 is staring down at us from the sky in nothing but complete shame and humanity has seen much better days than the days it has been seeing currently, the human race gets closer and closer to hitting the fan and reaching complete anarchy as it gets more and more difficult for two video game enjoyers to simply agree on quite literally anything, but fear not my friends because a blessing from the sky is slowly but surely descending down to the human race right upon us, dropping in Tilted Towers to save the day once and for all.
Only half way through and my eyes have already been opened to Spu7nix’s horrendous history of committing warcrimes such as vehicular manslaughter, plotting to overthrow Chicago, and littering.
im having an aneurysm rn trying to understand the language this video is in but i get the main idea, spu7Nix is a godly alien disguised as a geometry dash creator sent down to end the world in the best way possible, geometry dash level that crashes windows and the gd servers for a day. note: holy moly he replied facts we are so dead
actually, this video was subtly parodying that side of content. Not in a “this needs to end” typa way, but just food for thought, some of the ‘cancelling’ happening these days is pretentious to say the least
@sg1thousand You called me the worst and most annoying member of the Geometry Dash community (which is quite the claim). I expose the hell out of you simply by asking you to give me a singular piece of evidence to back it up. And after 2 whole months, you’ve still come up with nothing. Heres your chance, either act like a 16 year old and talk to me, or the “close tab” button is always up there waiting for you.
Spu7Nix is going down a similar path as Eren Yeager, but instead of destroying 80% the world, he is going to destroy 80% of the GD servers with every level he makes, love him tho.
If this is what Spu7nix can do in 2.1, in 2.2, he’s going to create the most optimized, horrific, complex level that would absolutely shatter Geometry Dash and will kill the game entirely. Spu7nix will make levels that are more complex than any robots Elon Musk makes, it’ll be more complex than technology in modern times itself.
Ngl I've never laughed so much at a geometry dash video. Absolute BANGER, W editing W script W you for uploading this masterpiece. (btw how did one of my vids manage to randomly appear at 13:13 lmao)
You just made me have an existencial crisis, and traumatized everyone, either Geometry dash's servers are exploding or they are just getting meaningless
I would love to see a video about GD comments. (No matter if in GD or on YT) That would highlight basically the only problem in the community, since all the bad things in it are the toxicity, caused by kids' attention span, maturity and lack of knowledge, and bad YT content, caused by kids liking it. But yea, at this point, searching by newest on any GD video is guaranteed to numb your depression by removing about 28.5% of your braincells and is also a nice way to feel like you've at least done something productive in your existence. That's why I would love to see the worst of it :)
When I got a notification for this Dripski upload I told my wife to grab me two bags of Doritos and a 1L Mountain Dew and to go to the other room and lock the door and leave me alone for 40 minutes. 20 minutes for the video, and another 20 to reflect after She left me
I feel like every human being should be trapped and forced to watch this video, this video is the absolute peak of human intelligence, I came here lookinmg for a way to eat my food without being bored, only to realize spu7nix is an evil wizard capable of black magic once thought to be forgotten by man, and then the video ends with us talking about 2.2 and the human errors that will come with it, I completely forgot we were talking about spu7nix, my mind was in an infinite loop of geometry dash and its problems, 2.2 and its eventually end, and spu7nix and his master plan to use alien technology to push the human race so far into the future that we dont even realize we are in a virtual program and none of us are real.
I saved this video to watch later thinking it would be something serious and interesting, I avoided watching it several times thinking I would watch it at a more specific and important time, and it wasn't a serious video, but yes interesting, and fun and I don't regret it in the slightest
A 4D Level or more D will not 100% have more objects than a 3D level because it has to use the same method because this is physically perfect for more than a 2D level
facts
uh oh
@@Drezky1nuh uh
no way is it spu7nix from Spu7nix youtube channel
Bro why you did that I was playing GD 😭😭
@@TalhaOyunda-sb6fy to destroy gd community ofc
I love how the entire video feels like a run on sentence. Truly beautiful
Lmao
I thought this was gonna be an exaggeration before watching the video but holy shit you're right (this is still the best video I've watched in my whole life)
I tried holding my breath... then I realized what was happening
These stunts are performed by trained professionals, do not try this at home.
Geometry Dash 2.2 is staring down at us from the sky in nothing but complete shame and humanity has seen much better days than the days it has been seeing currently, the human race gets closer and closer to hitting the fan and reaching complete anarchy as it gets more and more difficult for two video game enjoyers to simply agree on quite literally anything, but fear not my friends because a blessing from the sky is slowly but surely descending down to the human race right upon us, dropping in Tilted Towers to save the day once and for all.
Only half way through and my eyes have already been opened to Spu7nix’s horrendous history of committing warcrimes such as vehicular manslaughter, plotting to overthrow Chicago, and littering.
Remember, kids in Africa could’ve ate that.
Lmao I love the fact that littering is last implying it's the worst offence he's commited
Slaughterhouse
Eh he's fine in my books
he ate a bruegr
LMAO i love how almost the entire video focuses on jokes which makes it entertaining, earned yourself a new sub
Bro pause (literally, breathe air bro)
People who paused the video to let him take a breath⬇️
thank god, haven’t breathed in years
@@Drezky1i bet you used those breathing tests
Watching dripski is like watching a video of moist critical at 1.25x
I watch everything on 2x and this is normal for me
This entire video feels like one big meme.
It probably is
fact checkers losing their minds over this one
gave 'em a tough one this time
Doctor told he only had 19 mins left
"And the universe gets so boring that it decides to explode for some reason"
I can tell you put alot of effort into your script
11:24 4D is love, 4D is life
im having an aneurysm rn trying to understand the language this video is in but i get the main idea, spu7Nix is a godly alien disguised as a geometry dash creator sent down to end the world in the best way possible, geometry dash level that crashes windows and the gd servers for a day.
note: holy moly he replied facts we are so dead
Always found these "How Geometry Dash Almost Died" exaggerated and just bait to point out a "controversy" but this is PEAK content.
actually, this video was subtly parodying that side of content. Not in a “this needs to end” typa way, but just food for thought, some of the ‘cancelling’ happening these days is pretentious to say the least
a dripski a day keeps the brain cells away
Spu7nix is just built different
This video is like a hyperactive diabetes lucid fever dream with adderal and some other added substances
2:42 Oh my god I can see it now
next up: how this man accidentally face revealed
"Stupid, smart people" 😂😂🤣🤣
dripski rarely uploads, but when he does the videos are AMAIZING, 10/10
Wdym he's a horrible person 💀
@@sg1thousand oh! umm...
@@sg1thousandwhat
@@cyphenec512 by spu7nix
@sg1thousand You called me the worst and most annoying member of the Geometry Dash community (which is quite the claim). I expose the hell out of you simply by asking you to give me a singular piece of evidence to back it up. And after 2 whole months, you’ve still come up with nothing.
Heres your chance, either act like a 16 year old and talk to me, or the “close tab” button is always up there waiting for you.
"Spu7nix is a super duper smelly welly meanie weenie doodoo head"
-Somewhere in the video
This video is:
10% geometry dash gameplay footage
40% spu7nix
50% rant and references
and I love it
Just a reminder that someone made ADOFAI in GD(with some bug ofc)
Dripski never fails to fill us up with information
he fills me up with something different
@@extazy9944cum
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cum@@extazy9944
You two fill me up
bro is roasting us at almost packgod speed
Spu7Nix is going down a similar path as Eren Yeager, but instead of destroying 80% the world, he is going to destroy 80% of the GD servers with every level he makes, love him tho.
Fun fact: 2.2 could be in 5 days
From 5 days to sideways 8 days
my guy uses no commas and it’s awesome
i love the feeling on how serious you sound when you just say random shit lol
Don't think I didn't notice the Pokemon B/W bicicle music at the end there XD
You have a very refined taste in music sir
@@Drezky1 Why thank you
How is bro speaking so fast and so good
1:14 on 0.7x speed be like
scary fact number 13: kid named finger sticks his legs into a meatgrinder
If this is what Spu7nix can do in 2.1, in 2.2, he’s going to create the most optimized, horrific, complex level that would absolutely shatter Geometry Dash and will kill the game entirely. Spu7nix will make levels that are more complex than any robots Elon Musk makes, it’ll be more complex than technology in modern times itself.
‘facts’
@@Drezky1 I can only hope for humanity now, it’s our last hope 😔
Spu7nix, don’t ruin 2.2 for us
If spu7nix is trash
Your UA-cam channel must CRASH
OHHH WHAT A ROAST 🔥
youtube try to bless people who deserves algorithm challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
this was made 2 hours ago bro
bro is a ranked yapper
Ngl I've never laughed so much at a geometry dash video. Absolute BANGER, W editing W script W you for uploading this masterpiece. (btw how did one of my vids manage to randomly appear at 13:13 lmao)
6:31 I have phase 0 Honkai Impact addiction symdrome as I play it once a week so I can realise that an outside exists.
dude ur so underrated we must get this man to 100000
I feel like I just watched the video version an aneurysm... Great vid!
Man the Universe really likes to explode huh
one suggestion, put some pauses between voice lines, it feels like an overload amount of talking is happening, everything else feels amazing tho
yeah the next videos gonna be a bit more chill, thanks bro
Wrong, my adhd monkey brain is vibrating correctly
I feel like i lost some braincells…
In a good way…
6:20 bro is literally defying the measure of time by sitting on his butt for 25 hours
Damn this video's editing it's so good, why do you only have 6k? let's get this man to 10k bois.
Bro is so underrated! This is the funniest script I have ever listened to😂
it has 2k views because it was made 2 hours ago lol
Can you put commas in your script instead of saying it in 1 sentence
what are commas they don't exist are they a car house or planet or star
Spu7nix lore? 😰
I feel like i watched everything and nothing at the same time
You just made me have an existencial crisis, and traumatized everyone, either Geometry dash's servers are exploding or they are just getting meaningless
"Don't worry guys i found his reboot card" had me dying
This is just a parody of a documentary, except that I love it.
I love the face you gained 55k subscribers in 1 say like wtf.
This video feels like having a seizure
3:55 As a blind person I can confirm that my eyes do not look like that
I would love to see a video about GD comments. (No matter if in GD or on YT) That would highlight basically the only problem in the community, since all the bad things in it are the toxicity, caused by kids' attention span, maturity and lack of knowledge, and bad YT content, caused by kids liking it.
But yea, at this point, searching by newest on any GD video is guaranteed to numb your depression by removing about 28.5% of your braincells and is also a nice way to feel like you've at least done something productive in your existence. That's why I would love to see the worst of it :)
120 year old grandpa who dedicated his 500 year lifespan
This video hurts me physically in multiple different ways
0:39 the last person to say those two words didnt have a good ending.
0:56 THE ONE PIECE IS REAL
this feels like a numptaloid video and its pretty cool
Bro how do not have 100k subs your editing is better then 90% of gd youtubers editing
This is adhd in one video
ayo, don't let this man cook with the new 2.2 trigger function, i know he'll gonna recreate many games.
Someone left the faucet on……… 💧💧💧
Sorry hubs, Great video dripski!
3:59 but i love youtube premium :(
SPUTNIX, ITS A 2D GME WHERE CUBE JUMPS OVER SPIKE. CUBE JUMPS OVER SPIKE! ITS 2 DIMENSIONAL! GRARARARAREJAJEJWJWIK
When I got a notification for this Dripski upload I told my wife to grab me two bags of Doritos and a 1L Mountain Dew and to go to the other room and lock the door and leave me alone for 40 minutes. 20 minutes for the video, and another 20 to reflect after
She left me
*THE ONE PEACE IS REAL!* 0:56
Ok, but can someone tell me when I get to see Spu7nix's react video?
congrats you've just invented entropy!
~8:00 yo it's that song form the gauntlet!
0:48 tell em by cochise slowed down reverb????
I feel like every human being should be trapped and forced to watch this video, this video is the absolute peak of human intelligence, I came here lookinmg for a way to eat my food without being bored, only to realize spu7nix is an evil wizard capable of black magic once thought to be forgotten by man, and then the video ends with us talking about 2.2 and the human errors that will come with it, I completely forgot we were talking about spu7nix, my mind was in an infinite loop of geometry dash and its problems, 2.2 and its eventually end, and spu7nix and his master plan to use alien technology to push the human race so far into the future that we dont even realize we are in a virtual program and none of us are real.
weh
I saved this video to watch later thinking it would be something serious and interesting, I avoided watching it several times thinking I would watch it at a more specific and important time, and it wasn't a serious video, but yes interesting, and fun and I don't regret it in the slightest
If you clicked knowing this was satire, you were right, if you clicked thinking this was serious, you still got what you wanted,
Win Win
I understood everything you said, but it felt like i didnt understand anything you said
yooooo drip has woken up from his sleep 😮
didn’t know my birthday is April Fools 2: Electric Boogaloo
why is kingsammalot in this?
14:30 TEN THOUSAND AND EIGHTY P ?????
Blud be wafflin on
A 4D Level or more D will not 100% have more objects than a 3D level because it has to use the same method because this is physically perfect for more than a 2D level
that intro is wild
I'm surprised about the lack of r/wooooshing going on down here
7:05 unironically that is so fucking obnoxious
bro woke up and chose violence
Great video, well edited and scripted.
Bro didn't breathe until 2:15
as god, i can confirm the universe will explode in the next 5 seconds
Eminem been real quick since this dropped
4:40 jsab music
Ayy, I missed playing JSAB back in the day, good times.
I love geometry dash :0
And I’m 5 years older than geometry dash
Im high on shrooms i will cry this video is impossible
I know that feeling, makes me question if the video I’m watching is actually crazy or if I just need more sleep.
3 minutes in and i’ve already learned more information than all my years at school and college combined XD
you''ve opened my eyes
great video but the amount of ads youtube puts in these videos nowdays is just discusting
i got 1, wtf are you on
bro only used 5% of his power
god this is samifying level video