He really was tryin' his best. Helpful, friendly, smiley, polite and professional.....It made me somewhat uncomfortable to see him being treated like a second-rate fool by AB and his 'no English' routine. The man speaks three languages fluently, and I'm sure is no-one's fool...
@@gaggymott9159 it did me to begin with but I think the security guard appeared to know AB was just messing about...speaking three languages are very impressive
Yeah AB is evil for playing him up, but the guy kept it in good spirits and understood that AB may have been genuine. No need to be nasty like some of them.
This is the problem with full employment, idiots who do not understand the legalities of their jobs being promoted far above their competance. Sadly we are forced to pay the wages and pensions of these fools who in the real world should have a job two levels below their station.
Those girls at the council office really gave a great impression of how bad public facing emplyees can be ,unless they are retrained ,they should be stuck in the back office ,well away from their paymasters ,the public ,and denied promotion forever
The system needs to collapse completely as we wake up and v ignore it and take our country back. All WEF proxy. As Lee Scratch Perry would have called it,’the shitstem’.
He shouldn't be the one who decides to tell AB to go online to look for a job, there are people that actually work for the job center who are paid to do that, a security moron shouldn't be deciding who gets to discuss jobs. He should have immediately let AB in , or got a member of staff to discuss the situation, especially as he obviously has zero skills in someone not speaking English as AB demonstrated, which is ironic considering English probably isn't his 1st language either. C4S staff going outside of their boundary again
@@a.c.slater573 oh dear slater! Nosh you off?! 😂 when you put it like that there’s no way I wood 🪵 Ps: 8% AB subscribers are women and you can be funnier than that - try harder 😏
AB got me cracking when coming across the high vise jacket, Lmao superpower, n he goes by asking the store asistance, can I Arrest people with it, what a joker, need some more jokes lile this kick about 😂
a great pr fail for dudley come and visit dudley and we wiil ask you to leave those poor overworked karens i bet think they were right idiots with heads up their arse,s
But he's a racist pretending he can not speak English and talking in some kind of Indian gibberish to the security guard that's not auditing that's being racist & a nuisance
I get this everywhere after difficulties talking after a stroke always ignored nobody tries to help if I record tell me can’t I’m like f you I need too … for my understanding … family tell me over and over till it sticks in …
@@mazA5568Aww bless ya .. some people can be so horrible.. no one seems to have the patience for anyone theses days.. a bit different to when I use to work in retail customer service 25 years ago.. we was trained to acknowledge customers with dignity and respect.. and no one seems to have this anymore.. absolutely diabolical xx
Perfect example of the sense of entitlement that public sector workers have. They have nothing but contempt for the public and this sense of superiority comes from the very top. This is the problem when too many people work for the state.
Dave, I don't know your age but if you were around in the early 80's do you remember the TV advert that went with the tagline: "Dudley... It's out of this world!" It's just that I have always wondered if this is true? 🤔😉
@@nigelcarren I dont recall an advert like that no im sorry, I have just had a look on the net for it, but came up blank, im sure if there was an advert like that i will find something eventually, i will keep looking.
It's bollocks. Job centre "The jobs are not here". Yeah, great service that. Back in the day you could go in and just search for jobs at your hearts consent.
@@richardj3104 ew id be suprised if you have a wife with that mouth, no self respecting women would engage herself with a man who speaks so degradingly of women’s body’s like you do. Get off this platform because you are everything this world is trying not to be you old fashioned freak
When you said that the market was pretty empty ain't any surprise to me. I use to work on market for over 20 years and left and decided to go and see the world. Most market that are still in business is quite a achievement. Shops like primark and the pound shop done a lot of damage to local market .
Was having a good day until watching this and realising as a Dudley Resident I'm paying the undeserved wages for the two gormless council clowns... Cheers AB!
Duncan edwards was one of the 8 Manchester United players who lost there lives in the Munich air disaster in 1958, he died 15 days after the accident and was born in Dudley
Another great video AB Your laugh is so infectious and reminds me of an old cartoon called wacky races a character called Muttley who laughs similar to yourself.😁 And Please if you can don't engage with Charlie Veitch he is a wrong'un and he's recently been exposed as a fake rebel. Peace
Karen no 1 was definitely the school bully, and Karen No 2, is the superior whom she sucks up too. Imagine working in that office with those pair of gossips 😂
what is the whole asgard thing? looked it up and it says Asgard is home of mythical norse gods, if that's were AB is telling people he is from it's hillarious!!
As if you only spend 20 mins around Dudley, within a 2 minute walk from where you were, there’s a police station, a royal mail and a zoo ect all within a few minutes of each other
That was so funny you need to do more of the funny accents it cuts out people being rude and aggressive to you as they think your a foreigner absolutely hilarious and doesn't do anybody any harm nice one AB
Pro tip when visiting the UK: Don't bother looking at travel agent pamphlets, just watch AB's audits to work out where you want to visit and where to avoid. 😜
@@tonypine3434 Why, is that when you think the world began? When was the last time you used your legs to walk you to a travel agent where, believe it or not, you can still pick up pamphlets? Are you aware that, even in 2023 there are still some people without internet access? Do you really have nothing better to do than comment on a perfectly legitimate word used by some random person you know nothing about? I imagine, had I used the word 'book', your mind would've truly exploded.🤦♀
Hahahhaa 😂😂😂😂 bloody brilliant AB!! Loved the accent today 😂 do some more of these I love to see them confused 😂 🎉🎉🎉🎉 “ do you speak azzzzzgardian?” 😂 👏
I'm a public servant in Newcastle and I would never show so much disrespect to the public. If I spoke to people like that, I'd be ostracized by my bosses for sure
AB my friend, the thumbnail you used looks like a scene from "The Office" 😂😂😂 Maybe "Discover Dudley" could be the prequel 😂 Thanks again for another great video!
Back in the day a Jobcentre was where you could go into and browse jobs, now it's a no go area for jobs but where you sign on for benefits instead of the Social Security Office or Unemployment office of the past.
G4S should employ more men like the one depicted ,most of them think they are stormtroopers ,this man was ,patient ,kind and helpful
👍👍
So true .
Wasn’t arrogant, but was calm and patient .
“Depicted” 🤣
Online
Very kind thats what we need to see more 👍
Bless him, that security guys was being so very helpful and patient, unlike some of the tyrants you come across!
He really was tryin' his best. Helpful, friendly, smiley, polite and professional.....It made me somewhat uncomfortable to see him being treated like a second-rate fool by AB and his 'no English' routine. The man speaks three languages fluently, and I'm sure is no-one's fool...
@@gaggymott9159 it did me to begin with but I think the security guard appeared to know AB was just messing about...speaking three languages are very impressive
@@gaggymott9159 His response to being 'fooled' was top rate as well. He is a great role model.
Yeah AB is evil for playing him up, but the guy kept it in good spirits and understood that AB may have been genuine. No need to be nasty like some of them.
@Gaggy Mott absolutely this. AB needs help, he is not helping.
Fair play, the security guard was top notch.
This is the problem with full employment, idiots who do not understand the legalities of their jobs being promoted far above their competance. Sadly we are forced to pay the wages and pensions of these fools who in the real world should have a job two levels below their station.
The Peter Principle is what happens when someone is promoted above their competence.
I am surprised they are in the office most are still at home working 😂😂.
Those girls at the council office really gave a great impression of how bad public facing emplyees can be ,unless they are retrained ,they should be stuck in the back office ,well away from their paymasters ,the public ,and denied promotion forever
Absolutely but AB needs to educate them that he CAN do this. It’s no use just getting on their nerves without educating
Young women and positions of power don't mix.
What a waste of OUR money.
The system needs to collapse completely as we wake up and v ignore it and take our country back. All WEF proxy. As Lee Scratch Perry would have called it,’the shitstem’.
@@11274reece wow,you're sexist. Funny that you consider working in a tourist information centre as a "power position" ha ha sad case.
What a lovely security guard, how patient and friendly 😂
"I work for the council"
" I pay for it"
😂
no.. we the denizens of this Yampy dictatorship pay for you and it. You both serve the public. 😂😂😂
Thank AB for show us how to protect our civil rights.
Kisses from Minsk ❤
You don’t have any in Belarus do you?
@@bobsmith3291 we have more civil rights in Eastern Euope than in western Europe. Switch off the TV
that is the funniest sh*t I ever heard. Try talking about your dick-tater Lukashenko.
@@bobsmith3291 with a name like Lopez I don't think so mate
@@bobsmith3291 Coming from a guy that can't critisize LGBT or he'll get put in jail for a few nights..
"on line" and there is the problem , its a disconnect from humanity
He shouldn't be the one who decides to tell AB to go online to look for a job, there are people that actually work for the job center who are paid to do that, a security moron shouldn't be deciding who gets to discuss jobs.
He should have immediately let AB in , or got a member of staff to discuss the situation, especially as he obviously has zero skills in someone not speaking English as AB demonstrated, which is ironic considering English probably isn't his 1st language either.
C4S staff going outside of their boundary again
"If you put your camera down we will give you a big welcome" is that code for getting a council office Happy Ending?
Bangers on those two! Would, hours of fun there.
Bet he got loads of hugs n snuggles off camera...
Shall we all go down and see if they will nosh us off?
@@a.c.slater573 oh dear slater! Nosh you off?! 😂 when you put it like that there’s no way I wood 🪵
Ps: 8% AB subscribers are women and you can be funnier than that - try harder 😏
Top marks for the security officer. A friendly, helpful guy.
Yes he was cool
AB got me cracking when coming across the high vise jacket, Lmao superpower, n he goes by asking the store asistance, can I Arrest people with it, what a joker, need some more jokes lile this kick about 😂
Public workers don't do their towns and cities any favours do they?. It seems like the best thing about Dudley is leaving it. :)
a great pr fail for dudley come and visit dudley and we wiil ask you to leave those poor overworked karens i bet think they were right idiots with heads up their arse,s
yeah and don’t come back cuz we don’t want u here
so true. its a dead out town
The G4s security guard was actually very helpful and patient. I'm very impressed!
Best auditor out there. Keep up the good work AB 👍🏼
But he's a racist pretending he can not speak English and talking in some kind of Indian gibberish to the security guard that's not auditing that's being racist & a nuisance
All DWP staff should be put on trial for crimes against humanity.
Security Guard was decent to be fair.
It’s seems UK public servants hate being bothered by members of the public.
I wonder what her working day is like - Internet surfing whilst eating junk food.
@@nigelwatson2750 exactly AB interrupted her shopping binge on Asos
the fat obese one showed us all what we expected to see
I get this everywhere after difficulties talking after a stroke always ignored nobody tries to help if I record tell me can’t I’m like f you I need too … for my understanding … family tell me over and over till it sticks in …
@@mazA5568Aww bless ya .. some people can be so horrible.. no one seems to have the patience for anyone theses days.. a bit different to when I use to work in retail customer service 25 years ago.. we was trained to acknowledge customers with dignity and respect.. and no one seems to have this anymore.. absolutely diabolical xx
That G4S bloke is an absolute legend! He should train the rest of them!
You realise white people are being replaced and genocided
Perfect example of the sense of entitlement that public sector workers have. They have nothing but contempt for the public and this sense of superiority comes from the very top. This is the problem when too many people work for the state.
Greetings Sir AB. 🖐
19:40 I'm happy to see you school the two dragon woman at Dudley council. 🐉 🧑🎓 🐉
The first chap on the door was a Saint! He would be impossible to defeat in a duel of kindness. Bless him 🙏⚔️🌞
Seems to me that now they think the threat of ‘Steve’ is effective in chasing away auditors 🤷🏻♂️
He immediately left the building...so yeah it was pretty effective.
A.b has lost his bottle I think
Yep big L for AB here
AB, you're NOT ALLOWED to have so much fun.
Reminds me of that time you were an italian tourist...that was funny
Yeah, it was like Borat meets Peter Sellers. 🤣♥
I remember that “in aaa Italy you can photo Colosseum”
Allehandro.
That was comedy gold
genius and hilarious :)
My local town and no surprise the council do not disappoint. What a total embarrassment.😥😥😥
Does the council feed their employees for free? Big ladies today!!
Dave, I don't know your age but if you were around in the early 80's do you remember the TV advert that went with the tagline: "Dudley... It's out of this world!"
It's just that I have always wondered if this is true? 🤔😉
@@nigelcarren I dont recall an advert like that no im sorry, I have just had a look on the net for it, but came up blank, im sure if there was an advert like that i will find something eventually, i will keep looking.
@@bardsta2007 Bro, he wants to know if the adverts line 'Dudley.. its out of this world' is true! If u seen the ad or not is just a side point
Council and the word work don’t mix…hide and seek champs!
Bro I swear it makes my day 100x better when I see you upload
Omg you never fail to entertain ab
Youre bloody hilarious AB. I love these videos where youre just walking around causing mischief
Karen from the Council looks like she spends more time eating than she does working!
Hope your kind words makes you sleep easier at night
@@ClaireStackhouse facts don't care about your feelings. 👍
Let’s attack her actions, not her appearance, mate. Or we won’t be taken seriously in regards to improving public roles.
@@ChavezBlueHair it's her actions. Nom, nom, nom!
hope you speak to your mother with that mouth you sick bastard
Job Centres or job services are not about helping people find employment, they are there to provide a paycheck to their staff for doing nothing.
and why are they appointment only
It's bollocks. Job centre "The jobs are not here". Yeah, great service that. Back in the day you could go in and just search for jobs at your hearts consent.
its obvious both karens are overweight and overworked
they dont want to help you find a job unless you have a appointment
@@richardj3104 ew id be suprised if you have a wife with that mouth, no self respecting women would engage herself with a man who speaks so degradingly of women’s body’s like you do. Get off this platform because you are everything this world is trying not to be you old fashioned freak
The Cheeky Girls have let themselves go....!
It's the dudley girls now lol
When you said that the market was pretty empty ain't any surprise to me. I use to work on market for over 20 years and left and decided to go and see the world. Most market that are still in business is quite a achievement. Shops like primark and the pound shop done a lot of damage to local market .
Ab always got the best answers cracks me up
Lady thinks she's in a communist state!
Then she's ahead of the game.
@@sicksquid3258 Exactly 👍
@@sicksquid3258 It doesn’t look like it will be too long before we will be by the way things are going😂
That's because the UK is already a communist state - e.g. 'hate' speech laws, only government approved speech is permitted.
We love you AB ❤️
Thank you
I can’t miss AB
@@AuditingBritain AB you don’t know who Steve is,
Steve Austen the six million dollar man.
Bionic arms and legs and an eye that can see for miles.
Was having a good day until watching this and realising as a Dudley Resident I'm paying the undeserved wages for the two gormless council clowns... Cheers AB!
I cannot believe that a person in a front facing role can be so rude. Obviously never had any proffessional training in customer service.
Duncan edwards was one of the 8 Manchester United players who lost there lives in the Munich air disaster in 1958, he died 15 days after the accident and was born in Dudley
those karens probably dont know who he was feel sorry for the edwards family
Family was all Wolves, he woild still be alive today if played for them. Best young player ever to play for England!!
People die every day lol who cares if he was from this town
That’s the most depressing reception ever.
those 2 karens now are stars of dudley sorry clowns from dudley the circus is in town
@@richardj3104you best get back to it then hadn’t you ?
"What are these knobs for ?" "RIGHT THATs IT" ! & storms off ... That was so funny 🤣🤣
“What time you arrive?” You kill me AB, cracking up in Bangor, Maine!
Never laughed so much AB
Your a class act
Love it👍
I thought the thumbnail looked like a Little Britain or Come Fly with Me reaction 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I thought the same thing
@@lurker280 Good man😊😂👍🫡
Dudley looks surprisingly clean as I would be in Poland. Till that guy threw rubbish into the street
Another great video AB
Your laugh is so infectious and reminds me of an old cartoon called wacky races a character called Muttley who laughs similar to yourself.😁
And Please if you can don't engage with Charlie Veitch he is a wrong'un and he's recently been exposed as a fake rebel.
Peace
This is pure comedy 😂😂
. Love the channel
Thank you
Karen no 1 was definitely the school bully, and Karen No 2, is the superior whom she sucks up too. Imagine working in that office with those pair of gossips 😂
they spend all day eating crisps
@@richardj3104 you spend all day watching this sick fucker and your concerned about these eating a bag of crisps😂make it make sense
Absolutely love ya vids AB hello from telford in Shropshire. Keep up your vids they never cease to make me laugh
That Asgardian dialect is surely breaking some balls 😅
what is the whole asgard thing? looked it up and it says Asgard is home of mythical norse gods, if that's were AB is telling people he is from it's hillarious!!
Welcome to Dudley...where Steve may be waiting to give you a special welcome should you go near the council building with a camera. 🎥📸😃
I love your Mutley laugh when someone has been a complete wally hahahaha
As if you only spend 20 mins around Dudley, within a 2 minute walk from where you were, there’s a police station, a royal mail and a zoo ect all within a few minutes of each other
That police station is shut
Dudley zoo was awesome I went in 1989 lol
Wish you had stayed man. Would have been funny to see you take care of big Steve
Yes AB another great video bro
"What are you doing?"
"I am just discovering Dudley" :D :D :D
That was so funny you need to do more of the funny accents it cuts out people being rude and aggressive to you as they think your a foreigner absolutely hilarious and doesn't do anybody any harm nice one AB
19:38
We need The Laughing Auditor here in Dudley to make us laugh more 😂
You have a fun job if anything because you get to meet all kinds of people and travel. Keep the content coming
Pro tip when visiting the UK: Don't bother looking at travel agent pamphlets, just watch AB's audits to work out where you want to visit and where to avoid. 😜
There aren't very many audits on the south coast bit annoying
Travel agent pamphlets - are you from 2005?
@@tonypine3434 Why, is that when you think the world began? When was the last time you used your legs to walk you to a travel agent where, believe it or not, you can still pick up pamphlets? Are you aware that, even in 2023 there are still some people without internet access? Do you really have nothing better to do than comment on a perfectly legitimate word used by some random person you know nothing about? I imagine, had I used the word 'book', your mind would've truly exploded.🤦♀
So avoid the whole
Welcome to Dudley...NOW GET TF OUTTA HERE! 😳. 💪🏽😤🤳🏽🗽
AB you are one heck of a character.. keep up the good work.
If she wants people to comply, she should try wearing a special powers vest..😁
she was too fat to fit in it
AB you're a legend mate! 😂
Thank you
Don the word legend gets thrown about so easy nowadays smh 🤦
@@clubfillerspinkknickers9791 Celebrity
@@Michael-vh3tjknob
@@Michael-vh3tj Every video I watch someone gets called a legend it's honestly ridiculous 🙄
Hahahhaa 😂😂😂😂 bloody brilliant AB!! Loved the accent today 😂 do some more of these I love to see them confused 😂 🎉🎉🎉🎉 “ do you speak azzzzzgardian?” 😂 👏
The security guard was a decent chap, and job centres need more guards like him
I'm a public servant in Newcastle and I would never show so much disrespect to the public. If I spoke to people like that, I'd be ostracized by my bosses for sure
And that's how it should be, not sure why you felt the need to let everyone know 😆
You do your job, high five !
Mate what you trying to prove and who you trying to please?
You're the best. Greetings from Serbia
Yo ab in Dudley 😎👍🏼🇬🇧 did you go to the castle 😁
The first part of this was hilarious. I was literally pi**ing myself laughing. You should have kept it going AB.
Haven't been to Dudley for ages, looks different, you make me laugh AB would love to have been there 😂
@ Glynis Bradley True Dudley has changed a lot
That was very naughty of you AB, he was being helpful, still chuckled though🤣
AB you sure like messing with people it's great to see you having fun
what are these knobs for? Ah a classic AB, your laugh cracks me up. I await all your videos my friend. Much love.
Someday I'll be mature enough to not giggle when I see a Poundland... but not today. 😂
Best Auditor by far.
Your ability to wind these G4S bafoons up at the same time as creating comedy gold is amazing - hilarious
Steve the power ranger is scary
that guy wasn't a buffoon to be honest. quite patient and polite
@@elinoyes-shepherd2444 I agree, not him specifically, just my general collective term for normal G4S security staff.
You are hilarious . Oh by the way what time they arrive. Lol. Keep them rolling well done.
Great video and great contents 😂
Thats a Dudley welcome ."Welcome to Dudley now Foook ooof "!
Comedy Gold, cheers AB
I wish i knew AB was in Dudley!! I would have come and said hello.
On line, what time, Any time. 😂😂
Big love Brother... 1 LOVE 👊😎✌️
Love your videos man
Thank you 😊
They used to be good, not anymore!
AB my friend, the thumbnail you used looks like a scene from "The Office" 😂😂😂
Maybe "Discover Dudley" could be the prequel 😂
Thanks again for another great video!
Amazing how so many people get nervous when there is a camera around observing their activities.
id love to see what he would do if the camera was on him recording his every move
Back in the day a Jobcentre was where you could go into and browse jobs, now it's a no go area for jobs but where you sign on for benefits instead of the Social Security Office or Unemployment office of the past.
You could walk in anytime during the day jobs were there and they were helpful.
They need to close the Fridge Door 🚪.
lock the fridge door
Hi ab welcome to dudley I watched all your videos pitty I didn't go up dudley today to have pleasure of meeting the famous man ab.
🤣🤣AB - you MUST go back to see Steve - I can't order you of course but I consider it a moral duty with which I hope you agree.
I can always revisit
How much of tax payer's money did it cost to get them doors that say thank you to staff when the entry 😮😮😮👎👎👎
Security guy was a gentleman 👏
Big bums are a Dudley favourite ❤
I work for the council, that means I am lord over all the surf's!
Serfs🙄
Just like the useless councils in New Zealand.
AB you are the best auditor out there and you always make me laugh keep up the good work
There is less and less work done by the council and public services. Yet the charges for public services keep going up. It’s crazy.
20:30 This is priceless...Welcome to dudley...
AB sense of humor 😂
Im here to discover Dudley ...LOL
I never want to see your face AB because it keeps you like a super hero!❤
Ar bin ya in dudley I cor believe it they doe half Speak different doe they
What the fuck
Excellent audit once again, I would pay for petrol and parking for u to go back and see STEVE 😂