It may have been for the guys stationed in the super lasers tunnels. Why there are workestations in there and why they are manned during firering is a mystery.
That would worry me if they did. It'd be like a meeting between two of your good friends who'd never met each other before, you think they're both great, but what if they don't like each other?
LOL haha yeah I *JUST* discovered her and now I'm in love, hahahaha 😆 Right up there with Ryan George! Yeah wouldn't that be the shizz to see her in an episode of, say, Mando, where suddenly there's Dolores in the passing background of an Imperial office scene, rolling her eyes and HR-dancing with some poor trooper seated forlornly alongside her desk, hahahahaha! 🤣
LOL, I just discovered Dolores tonight and a cameo was one of the first things I thought about after viewing three or four of her videos. What she does, reminds me, in a way is a live-action version of what Lower Decks does for Star Trek.
The radiation bib reminds me of my time as a stores clerk. "Can I have one if those nice gel pens?" "No." "Can you order me one?" "No." "But they're nicer than these horrible scratchy biros." "I know they are." "So why-" "Because they are so 'nice' that they keep disappearing. I'm not ordering expensive ones just to have them accidentally fall into people's handbags and accidentally fall out again when people get home." "I've never done that, it's not fair that-" "They still make nib pens with inkwells, you know.' "I'll have a biro please." "Happy to oblige."
I think there is. She gets them a shower curtain rod and says its the best management could come up with. Edit: I found it! ua-cam.com/users/shortsO2SzLb-89ko?feature=share
Keep at it these videos are hilarious and you are very beautiful. Your channel cheers me up at the end of a stressful day. Thank you for the great content Delores x👏
3:25 Who’s going to tell her about the nurse who fell in love with Darth Vader only to get stabbed by him, killed, and I think dumped into the garbage disposal.
This deserves so many more views ❤ I absolutely love these Videos. Keep it up! Try some collaborations with others. I hope you'll blowup soon. Keep it up!
"Is is always this cold here?" "Yeah, but don't worry about it, you will spend most of your time in your new ship." "How is that any better? Space is even colder than this ball of ice!" "The X-wing has fully customizable environmental controls and life-support systems." "Oh!" "And shields." "Oh!" "And four laser-cannons." "Oh!" "But it doesn't have a astro-nav-computer ..." "Aww, damn it!" "... so you will need to go down to the boys in the droid repair shop, and pick out your new personal astro-mech." "I GET MY OWN PERSONAL DROID? JACKPOT!"
Yeah hi Dolores, I work for an organization called Starfleet and I would like to know if we could recruit you. We seem to be having a high turnover rate on our Miranda Class Starships.
For anyone who doesn’t know, X-Wings have shields and hyperspace drives. Tie Fighters lack both, but are faster. Why? Tie Fighters are meant to be stationed on ships and bases and used to intercept enemies. There are also vastly more Imperial forces. The Rebels need their pilots to survive and be able to go wherever as they can’t afford to lose any. The Empire doesn’t have that issue.
As far as if Vader still has Anakin's donk, I imagine her wink as he still wears a durasteel jockstrap. 😂🤣😁. And new Cannon according to Disney... "Somehow, Vader's D survived/Is back." Prove me wrong lol.
Regarding Episode 6: The Groupie - The last woman who had a crush on Vader caught an acute case of /dead/ from him. :P ua-cam.com/video/hxVbEzwAOOA/v-deo.html
imagine if the Groupie was after General Grevious? Count Dooku as the HR: Grievous, those Battle droids are expensive! "HOW AM I SUPPOSED GET VICTORIES IF ALL I HAVE ARE GROUPIES?!?!
So… episode 6… in Star Wars cannon… Vader did have a groupie… she was a medical officer who was suppose to help maintain his suit but she was caught with one of Vader’s old cloaks… didn’t end well for her.
Bureaucracy - a Sith ritual to separate one from their connection with the Force - like a dark cloud. 03:32 That is not how reproduction works, anymore. Pregnancy is induced by manipulation of midichlorians - resulting in the miracalious birth of Anakin Skywalker and Sheev Palpatine. No bonding - no 'chains to be broken'.
I've just discovered Dolores. What a gem. Makes me laugh and thr parallels with actual HR are... uncanny.
where do you think all those HR people come from?
they all lost their jobs when the Empire fell.
@@michelguevara151 But that was a long, long time ago.........
@@Thurgosh_OG
Human resource personel never die...
They just transfer to other universes.
i love the mention of death star radiation as that was a canonical issue with the first death star
I'm glad the Empire has time to make revisions for minor problems like that. haha
@@bagnome lol, what’s funnier is their solution was to just move people out of the affected areas when the weapon was fired
It may have been for the guys stationed in the super lasers tunnels. Why there are workestations in there and why they are manned during firering is a mystery.
the problem was solved in unexpected ways >.
"You know he's half machine, right?"
"Yes! ... Oh, wait, which half?"
LOL!
Will Dolores ever run across The Mandalorian?
That would worry me if they did. It'd be like a meeting between two of your good friends who'd never met each other before, you think they're both great, but what if they don't like each other?
Though I saw a clip where she cited him at a convention somewhere.
That wink though...
Dolores isn’t wrong. It is extra radiation protection, just not effective radiation protection.
And people say Human Resources doesn't care about their employees!
@@sunflowerstardustywah 0:05
it's literaly the vest you where when taking an X-ray IRL lol.
a piece of paper does exactly that...
I thought the gunners were going to complain about a lack of a safety railing at their post,
I would like to file a complaint for Darth Vader and his betrayal of the Emperor
Rebel “Atleast your ship has shelids” “we tie fighter pliots don’t have shields can I atleast have a upgrade to have shields.”
Yeah, that line should've been "at least your Xwing will have shields" to eliminate that confusion.
I’d love to see a cameo of Dolores in some new Star Wars material.. let’s make it happy! Everyone like and comment every time Dolores posts.
LOL haha yeah I *JUST* discovered her and now I'm in love, hahahaha 😆 Right up there with Ryan George! Yeah wouldn't that be the shizz to see her in an episode of, say, Mando, where suddenly there's Dolores in the passing background of an Imperial office scene, rolling her eyes and HR-dancing with some poor trooper seated forlornly alongside her desk, hahahahaha! 🤣
LOL, I just discovered Dolores tonight and a cameo was one of the first things I thought about after viewing three or four of her videos. What she does, reminds me, in a way is a live-action version of what Lower Decks does for Star Trek.
The last time vader had a groupie he killed her…man’s really devoted to the wife he killed
it's his special way of showing he cares.
@@michelguevara151 No you didnt 😂
To answer the "which half" question, it is absolutely the half that matters. No way anything of "that" survived Mustafar.
Former Tie defender pilots: I miss Grand Admiral Thrawn
I particularly loved the Minnesota Hoth Rebel.
Nah, they were Canadian!
After an undisclosed number of rewatches, I agree Minnesotan vibe
With the whole Minnesota nice… I wonder what hot dishes they have.
same here its kinda fitting
Definitely northern Minnesota accent for the rebel HR department
" These are ice tunnels don't you know "
This woman NEEDS to be in the next star wars film
Or Star War game? Imagine Cal in an intelligent mission and stuck with Dolores.
I absolutely love your Skits and the attention to detail on your costumes,
Your channel is going to be huge and you more than deserve it xxx
The rebel commander is from Minnesota...love it.
The radiation bib reminds me of my time as a stores clerk.
"Can I have one if those nice gel pens?"
"No."
"Can you order me one?"
"No."
"But they're nicer than these horrible scratchy biros."
"I know they are."
"So why-"
"Because they are so 'nice' that they keep disappearing. I'm not ordering expensive ones just to have them accidentally fall into people's handbags and accidentally fall out again when people get home."
"I've never done that, it's not fair that-"
"They still make nib pens with inkwells, you know.'
"I'll have a biro please."
"Happy to oblige."
Do I at least get hazard pay? This line had me laughing.
Is there one about lack of railings on the death star?
I think there is. She gets them a shower curtain rod and says its the best management could come up with.
Edit: I found it! ua-cam.com/users/shortsO2SzLb-89ko?feature=share
I don't think there is such a thing as acrophobia in the Star Wars universe.
@@BenEColeman Of course there is! Standard Republic-era facilities had guard rails along walk ways and work areas
@@BenEColeman sorry for being "that guy" but Wrecker from the Bad Batch is scared of heights
Jackson Field made a skit about that. video was called "When The Death Star Gets Audited"
Keep at it these videos are hilarious and you are very beautiful. Your channel cheers me up at the end of a stressful day. Thank you for the great content Delores x👏
"Wait, which half?"
Wink 🤣🤣🤣
3:25 Who’s going to tell her about the nurse who fell in love with Darth Vader only to get stabbed by him, killed, and I think dumped into the garbage disposal.
I LOVE the Minnesota accent at the end.
“… at least you’re ship has shields” do’ncha know.
Honestly your uniforms are just spot on.
I have to admit that wink was very good
These are so creative. Well done!
You truly are the best, so creative and so funny, love your work❤
I love these. Truly original content.
Oh my God this is freakin hilarious! As a Star Wars devotee, that works in human resources, I approve.
I love the last line in this little montage of HR entitled The defector well at least your fighter has Shields.
I would like to complain about the lack of oxygen in my TIE Bomber’s Oxygen Tank.
Honestly I loved the last part at least you’re ship has shield’s
Just found this channel, and have to say, keep up the amazing work.
This deserves so many more views ❤ I absolutely love these Videos. Keep it up! Try some collaborations with others. I hope you'll blowup soon. Keep it up!
These are truly amazing!
Dolores has great taste in reading materials. Some of my faves as well.
Now you’ve got shields, potlucks, birthday celebrations, and a chance at hobbies. Things are looking up.
This video was hilarious! Thank you
I love 💕 all these episodes I wish it was more of them and I'm looking forward for new episodes.
Why does a Hoth resident with a Minnesotan accent make so much sense?
"These are ice tunnels, donchyanoo."
Epic. Well done. Great job
I would like to file a complaint that there is no eye plans and because of that the stormtroopers keep missing
Well done I like this.
These are amazing.
These skits are awesome’
This is so very awesome!!!
The hilarity for me is that this is completely accurate to Navy HR.
"Is is always this cold here?"
"Yeah, but don't worry about it, you will spend most of your time in your new ship."
"How is that any better? Space is even colder than this ball of ice!"
"The X-wing has fully customizable environmental controls and life-support systems."
"Oh!"
"And shields."
"Oh!"
"And four laser-cannons."
"Oh!"
"But it doesn't have a astro-nav-computer ..."
"Aww, damn it!"
"... so you will need to go down to the boys in the droid repair shop, and pick out your new personal astro-mech."
"I GET MY OWN PERSONAL DROID? JACKPOT!"
This was actually really funny
1:28 what can HR do for you to resolve this issue 😂
Where else in the galaxy will we find such lore-accurate cosplay videos!?
I nearly died with driving experience. 🤣
Yeah hi Dolores, I work for an organization called Starfleet and I would like to know if we could recruit you. We seem to be having a high turnover rate on our Miranda Class Starships.
Hi ❤,I love all your videos lovely 😍
So she was a skit that became famous for Disney and now she walks the property enforcing tickets...damn, she's cool!
Excellent
For anyone who doesn’t know, X-Wings have shields and hyperspace drives. Tie Fighters lack both, but are faster. Why? Tie Fighters are meant to be stationed on ships and bases and used to intercept enemies. There are also vastly more Imperial forces. The Rebels need their pilots to survive and be able to go wherever as they can’t afford to lose any. The Empire doesn’t have that issue.
So nice
As far as if Vader still has Anakin's donk, I imagine her wink as he still wears a durasteel jockstrap. 😂🤣😁. And new Cannon according to Disney... "Somehow, Vader's D survived/Is back." Prove me wrong lol.
4.10 "Hello? Is...this the reb.....😂
Fantastic 😂
Where do you get hold of your film-accurate costumes?
Is it wrong to think Dolores is a hot honey?💖💖
sexually harassing an Empire employee is a serious offense.
what's your station?
@@michelguevara151 sanitation 😓😓😓
So who IS in charge of the Deatstar? Supposedly it is supposed to be Grand Moff Tarkin rather then Vader. Events could be very different if he was.
🪐Most impressive...
How do you have so many outfits lol thats awesome 👌
Haha, she must have flown in from Minneapolis.
Regarding Episode 6: The Groupie - The last woman who had a crush on Vader caught an acute case of /dead/ from him. :P ua-cam.com/video/hxVbEzwAOOA/v-deo.html
Good stuff
Delores is HOT!
And so’s the Saftey Complaint filer
imagine if the Groupie was after General Grevious?
Count Dooku as the HR: Grievous, those Battle droids are expensive!
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED GET VICTORIES IF ALL I HAVE ARE GROUPIES?!?!
I thought the gunners were going to complain about a lack of a safety railing at their post,
😂 well at least your ship had Shields.
I cant tell if they were on hoth or in notth dakota, bith are equally plausible
So… episode 6… in Star Wars cannon… Vader did have a groupie… she was a medical officer who was suppose to help maintain his suit but she was caught with one of Vader’s old cloaks… didn’t end well for her.
Still love how the rebel HR is Canadian
The Groupie and the defector too.
NTM The Rebel Recruiter
Present these videos at the next SHRM convention
Oh that Delores...
Hahaha brilliant 😜
You ever like to crossover with Larry the Stormtrooper?
Bureaucracy - a Sith ritual to separate one from their connection with the Force - like a dark cloud.
03:32
That is not how reproduction works, anymore.
Pregnancy is induced by manipulation of midichlorians - resulting in the miracalious birth of Anakin Skywalker and Sheev Palpatine.
No bonding - no 'chains to be broken'.
When the Empire conquer Boston?
... the Rebel rep is a Newfie?
Was that sunflowerstardust at the beginning?
At least your ship has shields.
My complaint still hasn’t been solved
You need 10 minute bits if youre going to properly work the system
Has anyone seen Darth Vader’s sister Ellie?
good one and now that you mention her I did see her at several MAULS lately
👍🏻
I wish I want to be a pilot
No wonder why Lord Vader force choked so many Imperials , those minocks aren't worthy of serving the Empire.
PAwt Luck Donchaknow
Dolores means "Sorrow." We're done here.
😹😹😹😹😹
_Donchaknow_
😜
Dontchaknow
nuggets..
Dolores is best fan content SW has!🫀🫀🫀
That is so kind!! Thank you, so glad you enjoy the shenanigans 💙
ROTFLMAO... As a 501st TIE pilot (TI-25106) I am offended by any pilots that fly fighters that have shields! No Shields All guts!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@sunflowerstardust >>> 🤭🤭🤭