I play two machines in different locations a dozen or so times. My personal experience (shots, difficulty, art, fun, sound) was so good that I bought a DE. Campy & goofy as hell, but I love it. Have not received mine yet, but the machines I played, I saw no issues. Even looks like they worked on the 3D printing slightly.
While I agree it looks like crap. When the front glass is on and people are playing it who don’t have it pointed out to them don’t actually notice it. Theres a lot going on to butter over the fact that two things aren’t CNC milled aluminum. If I paid 10k for the cabinet I might be miffed. But most players won’t / don’t notice it in my experience.
I really liked how different it was. Like you, I struggled with the tank being so close to the flippers. But I also prefer a more open playfield. Overall though I give it a solid 8.5 out of 10.
Hey, I logged into say this it’s that important to me. I had this cabinet at a convention this weekend and of the few thousand people who walked past or played the machine - a super majority didn’t even know or notice it was 3DPrinted with the ship or robot. People are so engaged with the gameplay, Lighting, and sounds that it’s not exactly an eyesore. Plus when the front glass is on and it’s playing under indoor lighting it just blends in. 3DPrinting quality is a non issue IMO. If I spent 10K on the cabinet I might be a little miffed for sure tho.
I played this for the first time the other day and it quickly became my favorite. Granted I didn’t look at the parts or the playfield very closely. I definitely had the strongest reaction to it, even more than the Avatar game that was also there (but probably is objectively better)
I remember when Hot Wheels was released; American Pinball stated the leg levelers should be threaded all the way in. From the manual in June 2020; "With the leg levelers all the way in (no threads showing below the leg) the game will sit at 6 degrees."
I feel like AP should release the stl files so owners can print their own, higher quality, parts. My beat up Ender 3 with some cheap PLA can churn out better prints. Geez AP, at least take an old toothbrush and get rid of the stinging.
I found your channel while looking up this game (i recently got obsessed with it ha) and to my utter delight- is that sharp shooter 2 behind you? I am nearly 100% certain it must be. We had that machine growing up and I miss it all the time.
Thx for your thoughts about GTF... I'm glad i didn't preorder, have to play it first. That can need long time here in europe, to find one at location...
I know it shouldn’t matter much but the animations are a real drawback for most American pinball games. Hate the green screen videos. IMO if they can’t get the lcd animations down they should switch to dmds. Hopefully an aftermarket mod can help with this poor tank quality
Just played it for the first time and had soooo many balls go screaming above the flippers and hitting the glass. After a few of those I took my time and looked carefully at the playfield and realized some of the plastics are broken. Seemed campy and fun, the cow made me laugh, but the quality seemed meh, especially with that robot. I almost wanted to print a robot myself and give it to the operator who owned this machine.
Honestly, I loved the marketing. I love that they put giant, ridiculous, glowing tank treads on it and drove it around the event; I thought that was cool as hell. I love the 3D back glass, it looks bad-ass!! Would like to see more of that. One of my all-time favorite PC games is the old school RTS, Red Alert and the video in this game looks and feels just like that. So, I love it. If I could afford to own a pinball machine, I'd probably get this one. But I would definitely mod out the original 3D printed hardware. That does look pretty bad. Any chance it was a rush job for TPF and not actually going in consumer models? Ideally you print the first model, in segments, do the acid bath and the sanding to get them smooth and pretty and then you make molds so you can have much higher quality castings. I'm hoping that that is the plan for production models. It just makes sense to do it that way.
Rusty, I actually have over 72 games (both vids and pins) I have access to tons of games thanks to Rob Berk and being heavily involved with Pinball Expo. I really got addicted to Galactic Tank Force. It's a lot of fun to play. Lots to unpack.
Recently bought an API Oktoberfest machine. I play with the legs all the way down. The pitch and height are good, and I have no other reason to change. Other than issues with build quality, after 4 years in production, really disappointed that API hasn't corrected the ramp/wireform design to keep balls from jumping the wireforms. The 3-D printed bartender head isn't fantastic, but appears to be better than the GTF figures.
yes, the leg-levelers were screwed in (all the way up), making the machine basically flat with no pitch (except for the natural pitch of the PF of course).
I can't speak for the pinball side of things, but as far as the video assets/UI are concerned, as a film maker and motion designer it takes a lot of skill to execute a well-made kitschy theme - actually more than something contemporary. I suspect they didn't have the budget for fun sci-fi, (fair enough, good looking sci-fi aint cheap) and so the thinking was to save money going down the camp route - which is fine, but it still needs to be crafted...
Just watched Jacks stream and the balls fly up those ramps so you probs right they trying to negate the airballs. Overall I love how different this pin is and like you looking forward to playing one.
Yikes. The stern and JJp haters soooo wanted this game to be great. It's a dumpster fire, now they will do mental gymnastics to convince themselves and others it's great. Swing by my basement and play godfather. Then play gtf. One looks and plays like a finely crafted museum piece. The other looks like something a kid in tech school built😂
How many board games have I seen with crappy 3d prints, it might not be great but I am really still happy with those games. I can fix a crappy 3d print, I cant fix a chipping or pooling playfield!
@@theJohnnyPinball I’m not saying I was looking for the job. I just think it’s odd Jack works for Stern and is doing reveals for other manufacturers. I’m sure he has the okay from Stern but I thinks it’s odd you produce a game for one company and then put on a stream for another. Jack is a cool dude for doing it. No doubt about that.
@@Foxcitiespinball Jack is pretty fuckin full of himself from everything I've seen of him. Got another camera just to show him doing 7 lazy pushups on stream? Really? For who? For what? 90% of pinball community is dudes and older dudes at that. Jack needs to grow up, he thinks he's a rockstar, he's anything but.
Haha on the legs. Without science, in my home environment, I have the rear legs near max height and front near the lowest setting. Glad I passed on this one. I still have to live with my deposits on Godfather CE and Pulp Fiction LE but glad I passed on GTF.
@@King_Henry, will do. Since learning Godfather CE will weigh over 300 lbs, I may be more inclined to punt there because I'm not sure how it will get into my basement. For now I'm attached to PF LE.
I love the theme, artwork, green screen acting, tank cabinet. The 3D printing could be better. My MAIN concern is layout. I don't think it's a masterpiece. Arcade Hollywood makes great videos but why in the hell did he highlight the airball over the flippers with slo mo and why did AP sign off on it? So much dumb shit has happened under Dave Fix's leadership that I've lost confidence. All that and I'd still park that sexy tank in my gameroom.
I will never understand why Pinball manufactures don’t have headphone options. How hard would that be at this point? Location pinball would be so much better. It should be a standard feature at this point.
13:36 Cary opens the video with a disclaimer; it *sounds like I'm being negative buuuuut* - jump to him calling "bullsh*t" on them haha He's trashing them so hard he's actually pissed off about it
From what I'm seeing, after three year of doing nothing (LOV doesn't count since it was a finished homebrew), this is it? Dennis Nordman's previous released game, Elvira's House of Horrors has mechs, while GTF has nothing other than a jack in a box. Speaking of HoH, Elvira perfectly integrated live action green screen video The story while good and creative, just is confusing and shouldn't need someone from AP to have it make sense. Has this 50 mixed with 90's FMV games, plus Dubstep
Played it at TPF. One game…because you can’t do much if, when you hit the primary target, & the ball returns by quickly soaring over your flippers. Yes, seeing them drive it around TPF garnered a lot of attention, but I didn’t hear *anyone* comment about enjoying gameplay. I spent 12 hours as a volunteer at the door, & heard comments & complaints from people walking in & out about the various pins. Other than “driving GTF around is cool,” I heard nothing about this pin at all.
They did the same thing with LoV at Expo. The flipper power was so weak, it ruined the game. Every other experience I've had with it on location has been much better.
American was litterally having the code updated on Friday morning and trying to get the game stable before the show. So the game IMHO just rolled out of the production line for TPF. So kudo's to them for pulling it off. It wasn't perfect, the game has or had issues. I don't think many of the issues I have will be solved because they are fundamental to the game. Namely I didn't like the cut scenes or call outs. The videos just didn't scream vintage sci-fi to me and quickly just became annoying. I found myself skipping immediately. The 3D animated clips also felt very out of place. It was how they looked. They looked like cheap early 2000's Saturday morning cartoons. If I owned this game I would find a way to disable all of this entirely. That's the main issue. The other issues I encountered and watched many others encounter. The ball frequently jumping up and over the flippers and "Shield" after hitting the tank targets. The mini-posts under the lower flippers frequently trapped balls between the mini-post and flipper with no option other than a drain, even when the "Shield" was up. I love the cow, that's a keeper. I liked the some of the game rules and thought they worked well. Did I like the game. Aside from the aforementioned issues, yes. If I had a choice between the new games revealed would I make this the one I took home? Are you crazy? FF is the new Godzilla and it's only going to get better. In closing let this be known, that GTF is by far American's best game and that's a step in the right direction and I hope they sell the crap out of them. The vib I got from people playing was very positive. I just happened to have a lot more time with the game and took a lot in of what others were saying about it.
Way over priced. Should have just released the deluxe version and priced in line with their current prices. David Fix needs to be fired. He is the worst and they have been working on this for 3 years?!! Come on. Worst pinball reveal ever.
Seems to me that GTF was released at a poor time with the other big name titles all coming out at the same time. At least they tried for something new and different. Maybe rushed it along to get it out there in time for TPF and to not be late to the party with the other games. Don't care for the whole tank body thing. Not for me but an interesting game.
Hey Cary, I just gotta say I am not a pinball guy, and yet I watch. Your content, commentary and humor is supurb. Keep up the good work, it is not going unnoticed.
3 years and still…seems like an unfinished product. Considering the games since the start, Houdini, Oktoberfest, Hot Wheels, Legends of Valhala, GTF. Does American Pinball need to change something?
Another stellar video Cary. 7:21 is absolutely perfect. George Fisher (pinball streamer) said it best: "I love everything about GTF except playing it." This is exactly how I feel about this game, there's so much to like but I can't get over the playfield. It's just not very good in my opinion, not fun to shoot. And unfortunately that's not going to change with code updates.
Having not played it or seen the gameplay. It’s hard to comment on any of those aspects but the trailer was just… Hard to watch. I don’t remember the last time I saw acting that cringey.
I agree that they botched the marketing but it's a theme that SHOULD have some laughs, but from what I've seen it's either ho-hum or straight up lame. I'll say one positive thing, I like that it seems like it might be difficult.
Similar thoughts. I enjoy the campy theme. Like that they are doing something off the wall/different. I had some airballs off those middle targets and found those to be a little close for my liking. That high pitch noise was really shrill and needed a little tuning it seems. This was my first time playing LOV and I personally enjoyed it a lot more.
I was looking forward to it as a new original IP game, like something from the 90s. But seeing the gameplay, the lack of effort in marketing the game, the complaints about playfield damage and airballs and such, this wasn't ready for prime time, and I really cant see myself buying it. The sad thing is API is so low volume, this wont reach the masses on location, and I think this is going to tank (no pun intended) API in general. Also, the theme is campy, but it's so disjointed it feels like half of it was just pasted on. Nordman should have just re-made Whitewater and called it a day. Instant sellout. Could have even put the game in a kayak.
The more I hear Cary the more I like what he hates.
I play two machines in different locations a dozen or so times. My personal experience (shots, difficulty, art, fun, sound) was so good that I bought a DE. Campy & goofy as hell, but I love it. Have not received mine yet, but the machines I played, I saw no issues. Even looks like they worked on the 3D printing slightly.
If I wasn't in an apt.. I would have bought it already... I love this game... I played it for about 3 hours straight a month ago.
The 3D printed toys look like crap. That robot coming out of the tank is the worst. Especially on a pin this expensive.
While I agree it looks like crap. When the front glass is on and people are
playing it who don’t have it pointed out to them don’t actually notice it.
Theres a lot going on to butter over the fact that two things aren’t CNC milled aluminum.
If I paid 10k for the cabinet I might be miffed. But most players won’t / don’t notice it in my experience.
I really liked how different it was. Like you, I struggled with the tank being so close to the flippers. But I also prefer a more open playfield. Overall though I give it a solid 8.5 out of 10.
Hey, I logged into say this it’s that important to me.
I had this cabinet at a convention this weekend and of the few thousand people who walked past or played the machine - a super majority didn’t even know or notice it was 3DPrinted with the ship or robot.
People are so engaged with the gameplay,
Lighting, and sounds that it’s not exactly an eyesore.
Plus when the front glass is on and it’s playing under indoor lighting it just blends in.
3DPrinting quality is a non issue IMO. If I spent 10K on the cabinet I might be a little miffed for sure tho.
Thanks for the review, I like "different" things, so im curious to play it.
I played this for the first time the other day and it quickly became my favorite. Granted I didn’t look at the parts or the playfield very closely. I definitely had the strongest reaction to it, even more than the Avatar game that was also there (but probably is objectively better)
I've never seen your content before. "We compare pinball to real life. Like attacking aliens". Pretty funny.
I remember when Hot Wheels was released; American Pinball stated the leg levelers should be threaded all the way in. From the manual in June 2020; "With the leg
levelers all the way in (no threads showing below the leg) the game will sit at 6 degrees."
I feel like AP should release the stl files so owners can print their own, higher quality, parts. My beat up Ender 3 with some cheap PLA can churn out better prints. Geez AP, at least take an old toothbrush and get rid of the stinging.
I hate when they won’t show game play. Makes you wonder
I found your channel while looking up this game (i recently got obsessed with it ha) and to my utter delight- is that sharp shooter 2 behind you? I am nearly 100% certain it must be. We had that machine growing up and I miss it all the time.
"Where else are you gonna mix chickens, space cows..."? Revenge From Mars. Which is still one of my favorite pins.
Thx for your thoughts about GTF... I'm glad i didn't preorder, have to play it first. That can need long time here in europe, to find one at location...
I know it shouldn’t matter much but the animations are a real drawback for most American pinball games. Hate the green screen videos. IMO if they can’t get the lcd animations down they should switch to dmds. Hopefully an aftermarket mod can help with this poor tank quality
Just played it for the first time and had soooo many balls go screaming above the flippers and hitting the glass. After a few of those I took my time and looked carefully at the playfield and realized some of the plastics are broken. Seemed campy and fun, the cow made me laugh, but the quality seemed meh, especially with that robot. I almost wanted to print a robot myself and give it to the operator who owned this machine.
There's no license for this theme right? What's with the price
LED B.S. just like computer parts with LED B.S.
Honestly, I loved the marketing. I love that they put giant, ridiculous, glowing tank treads on it and drove it around the event; I thought that was cool as hell. I love the 3D back glass, it looks bad-ass!! Would like to see more of that. One of my all-time favorite PC games is the old school RTS, Red Alert and the video in this game looks and feels just like that. So, I love it. If I could afford to own a pinball machine, I'd probably get this one. But I would definitely mod out the original 3D printed hardware. That does look pretty bad. Any chance it was a rush job for TPF and not actually going in consumer models? Ideally you print the first model, in segments, do the acid bath and the sanding to get them smooth and pretty and then you make molds so you can have much higher quality castings. I'm hoping that that is the plan for production models. It just makes sense to do it that way.
Rusty, I actually have over 72 games (both vids and pins) I have access to tons of games thanks to Rob Berk and being heavily involved with Pinball Expo. I really got addicted to Galactic Tank Force. It's a lot of fun to play. Lots to unpack.
There’s a sucker born every minute, eh pal?
Recently bought an API Oktoberfest machine. I play with the legs all the way down. The pitch and height are good, and I have no other reason to change. Other than issues with build quality, after 4 years in production, really disappointed that API hasn't corrected the ramp/wireform design to keep balls from jumping the wireforms. The 3-D printed bartender head isn't fantastic, but appears to be better than the GTF figures.
I guess I don't understand the reference of the legs being all the way on the ground. Does that mean the casters were all the way up?
yes, the leg-levelers were screwed in (all the way up), making the machine basically flat with no pitch (except for the natural pitch of the PF of course).
I can't speak for the pinball side of things, but as far as the video assets/UI are concerned, as a film maker and motion designer it takes a lot of skill to execute a well-made kitschy theme - actually more than something contemporary. I suspect they didn't have the budget for fun sci-fi, (fair enough, good looking sci-fi aint cheap) and so the thinking was to save money going down the camp route - which is fine, but it still needs to be crafted...
Just watched Jacks stream and the balls fly up those ramps so you probs right they trying to negate the airballs. Overall I love how different this pin is and like you looking forward to playing one.
I play with the legs all way down! :D ( the screws i mean )
All my games here at my are at 6.5 degrees.
WhatsBrewing in San Antonio has one on the floor. The sound is WAY Better in person!
Hoping to get to play one soon at AYCE Gogi!
Spot on. It played bad at MGC too.
Yikes. The stern and JJp haters soooo wanted this game to be great. It's a dumpster fire, now they will do mental gymnastics to convince themselves and others it's great. Swing by my basement and play godfather. Then play gtf. One looks and plays like a finely crafted museum piece. The other looks like something a kid in tech school built😂
How many board games have I seen with crappy 3d prints, it might not be great but I am really still happy with those games. I can fix a crappy 3d print, I cant fix a chipping or pooling playfield!
Does anyone else think it is weird that Deadflip is doing an American Pinball stream when he works for Stern? Just seems odd.
Also there's supposed to be a gameplay stream of Scooby Doo with Deadflip and that's still not out yet.
yes, you're not the only person thinking this...
Does Dave Fix know you have been a streamer for 5 years?
@@theJohnnyPinball I’m not saying I was looking for the job. I just think it’s odd Jack works for Stern and is doing reveals for other manufacturers. I’m sure he has the okay from Stern but I thinks it’s odd you produce a game for one company and then put on a stream for another. Jack is a cool dude for doing it. No doubt about that.
@@Foxcitiespinball Jack is pretty fuckin full of himself from everything I've seen of him. Got another camera just to show him doing 7 lazy pushups on stream? Really? For who? For what? 90% of pinball community is dudes and older dudes at that. Jack needs to grow up, he thinks he's a rockstar, he's anything but.
Haha on the legs.
Without science, in my home environment, I have the rear legs near max height and front near the lowest setting.
Glad I passed on this one. I still have to live with my deposits on Godfather CE and Pulp Fiction LE but glad I passed on GTF.
LMK if you want to sell your PF LE Spot.
@@King_Henry, will do. Since learning Godfather CE will weigh over 300 lbs, I may be more inclined to punt there because I'm not sure how it will get into my basement.
For now I'm attached to PF LE.
I love the theme, artwork, green screen acting, tank cabinet. The 3D printing could be better. My MAIN concern is layout. I don't think it's a masterpiece. Arcade Hollywood makes great videos but why in the hell did he highlight the airball over the flippers with slo mo and why did AP sign off on it? So much dumb shit has happened under Dave Fix's leadership that I've lost confidence. All that and I'd still park that sexy tank in my gameroom.
All the way down....on the FRONT!! ^_^
I will never understand why Pinball manufactures don’t have headphone options. How hard would that be at this point? Location pinball would be so much better. It should be a standard feature at this point.
13:36 Cary opens the video with a disclaimer; it *sounds like I'm being negative buuuuut* - jump to him calling "bullsh*t" on them haha He's trashing them so hard he's actually pissed off about it
My home games don't have their legs on. Best home experience
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Wink Winkle!!!
From what I'm seeing, after three year of doing nothing (LOV doesn't count since it was a finished homebrew), this is it?
Dennis Nordman's previous released game, Elvira's House of Horrors has mechs, while GTF has nothing other than a jack in a box.
Speaking of HoH, Elvira perfectly integrated live action green screen video
The story while good and creative, just is confusing and shouldn't need someone from AP to have it make sense. Has this 50 mixed with 90's FMV games, plus Dubstep
Played it at TPF. One game…because you can’t do much if, when you hit the primary target, & the ball returns by quickly soaring over your flippers. Yes, seeing them drive it around TPF garnered a lot of attention, but I didn’t hear *anyone* comment about enjoying gameplay. I spent 12 hours as a volunteer at the door, & heard comments & complaints from people walking in & out about the various pins. Other than “driving GTF around is cool,” I heard nothing about this pin at all.
I kept coming back to it at TPF. There’s something there that I like, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. No excuse for those 3D prints though.
They did the same thing with LoV at Expo. The flipper power was so weak, it ruined the game. Every other experience I've had with it on location has been much better.
9k for an unlicensed property with 3D printed toys that don’t appear to have been as much as sandpapered? oof.
American was litterally having the code updated on Friday morning and trying to get the game stable before the show. So the game IMHO just rolled out of the production line for TPF. So kudo's to them for pulling it off. It wasn't perfect, the game has or had issues. I don't think many of the issues I have will be solved because they are fundamental to the game. Namely I didn't like the cut scenes or call outs. The videos just didn't scream vintage sci-fi to me and quickly just became annoying. I found myself skipping immediately. The 3D animated clips also felt very out of place. It was how they looked. They looked like cheap early 2000's Saturday morning cartoons. If I owned this game I would find a way to disable all of this entirely. That's the main issue. The other issues I encountered and watched many others encounter. The ball frequently jumping up and over the flippers and "Shield" after hitting the tank targets. The mini-posts under the lower flippers frequently trapped balls between the mini-post and flipper with no option other than a drain, even when the "Shield" was up.
I love the cow, that's a keeper. I liked the some of the game rules and thought they worked well.
Did I like the game. Aside from the aforementioned issues, yes. If I had a choice between the new games revealed would I make this the one I took home? Are you crazy? FF is the new Godzilla and it's only going to get better. In closing let this be known, that GTF is by far American's best game and that's a step in the right direction and I hope they sell the crap out of them. The vib I got from people playing was very positive. I just happened to have a lot more time with the game and took a lot in of what others were saying about it.
If anything my home machines are cranked up at the back.. 7 deg even 8 on the tales from the crypt. Im not paying so hey why not?
I see some cheap GTF in our future
Way over priced. Should have just released the deluxe version and priced in line with their current prices. David Fix needs to be fired. He is the worst and they have been working on this for 3 years?!! Come on. Worst pinball reveal ever.
Your skits are the best
You hit the nail on the head. 👏👏
The more I see and hear, the less I like of GTF.
Same. I was actually excited and on board. But too much has gone wrong
Sounds like American Pinball rushed things to join the rest of the releases that were announced in the weeks leading up to TPF.
Thanks for your honest af review... refreshing for sure!
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Seems to me that GTF was released at a poor time with the other big name titles all coming out at the same time. At least they tried for something new and different. Maybe rushed it along to get it out there in time for TPF and to not be late to the party with the other games. Don't care for the whole tank body thing. Not for me but an interesting game.
So in other words.... B+? ;)
Hey Cary, I just gotta say I am not a pinball guy, and yet I watch. Your content, commentary and humor is supurb. Keep up the good work, it is not going unnoticed.
A flat bank of targets in the middle of the playfield is a big pet peeve of mine.
3 years and still…seems like an unfinished product. Considering the games since the start, Houdini, Oktoberfest, Hot Wheels, Legends of Valhala, GTF. Does American Pinball need to change something?
Another stellar video Cary. 7:21 is absolutely perfect.
George Fisher (pinball streamer) said it best: "I love everything about GTF except playing it." This is exactly how I feel about this game, there's so much to like but I can't get over the playfield. It's just not very good in my opinion, not fun to shoot. And unfortunately that's not going to change with code updates.
also really loved 7:21
Having not played it or seen the gameplay. It’s hard to comment on any of those aspects but the trailer was just… Hard to watch. I don’t remember the last time I saw acting that cringey.
I agree that they botched the marketing but it's a theme that SHOULD have some laughs, but from what I've seen it's either ho-hum or straight up lame. I'll say one positive thing, I like that it seems like it might be difficult.
I've never heard of this theme. Its very cheesy to say the least!!!
Fix won’t fix anything
Similar thoughts. I enjoy the campy theme. Like that they are doing something off the wall/different. I had some airballs off those middle targets and found those to be a little close for my liking. That high pitch noise was really shrill and needed a little tuning it seems. This was my first time playing LOV and I personally enjoyed it a lot more.
Hearts in chat!! Another excellent video.
That meme where they throw that guy out the window from the business office... I'm feeling that here.
The acting and storyline is so bad it looks and sounds like they hired freshman theatre majors from a small town community college.
Why comment on the game if you haven’t played it in a good environment?? Bashing
Did the title AND thumbnail of the video say "I Played it" or did you see "I Played it in a good environment" ?
I was looking forward to it as a new original IP game, like something from the 90s. But seeing the gameplay, the lack of effort in marketing the game, the complaints about playfield damage and airballs and such, this wasn't ready for prime time, and I really cant see myself buying it. The sad thing is API is so low volume, this wont reach the masses on location, and I think this is going to tank (no pun intended) API in general. Also, the theme is campy, but it's so disjointed it feels like half of it was just pasted on. Nordman should have just re-made Whitewater and called it a day. Instant sellout. Could have even put the game in a kayak.
Think you went too far man, too hard on something you haven't spent much time with