Fun fact; I was actually feeling abit reluctant to put more Ultra-bashing in it because of there being a large abundance of it! But oh well, they'll recieve their absolution in due time.
***** You needn't to worry, master, for they are chapter composed entirely of mary sues. probs they would just run into the planet of sorcecrers nekkid and skullfuck every chaos sorcerer thru butthole and bring magnus in a S&M suit into the emperor's lap, reay for spamking. Facepalmig for the failure/success of the operation emperor then sends them into TAU empire for match :D And because teh tau have the cheesecakes known as riptides and broadsides the spess marines would have their insides relocated to wall behind them with the armor staying in place (as in referring to the Hammerhead's gun description)
For someone who has only read the Horus Heresy, it's actually fun to be learning alongside the Emperor while everything is being explained in a nutshell.
That's the third chair, nobody knows where the lord inquisitor parked it after getting black out drunk, the second the emperor stole after this episode, fyodor is on the third
Same here, at first I was pretty stoked that another video was up, but. . . . Well it went something like this *Le Me sitting in the dark watching the video* Man these videos just keep getting better and better, the black knight referenc- OHSHITTHEEMPERORISACHAOSGODNOW *dives behind couch*
A huge space-sized bugspray with a constant stream of oxygen, promethium and hellfire being fired while still in space? ... I can just imagine how hilarious it would be... and useful.
@@dionwoollaston5717 If there are any wrist mounted Neutron bombs in 40k they're probably made by the Jokero. Which is just one more reason you should be nice to those apes and provide them with any and all food they want.
@@filipeisabelinho3425 Wrong. Every Franchise ends up taking inspiration from the originals. Warhammer is literally an amalgamation that of prior works. Starship Troopers, Star Wars, Dune, etc WH40k stole from them all, flagrantly.
@@freddykrueger8076Starship Troopers was inspired BY 40K! They also took from their other setting (before AoS) Warhammer Fantasy, which World of Warcraft, and a ton of other fantasy settings blatantly stole from. GW can be bad. I.E The End Times, the Space Marine addiction, etc. But give them credit
"I suppose it's time for me to go do something completely inexplicable again." Dude, seriously, did you read the entire script for Dark Imperium like five years early?
@@cloroxusthestainlessone4324 No, it means no fan made content allowed because we at games workshop would prefer you watch our paid content which is so shitty and poorly animated that still images moved like props on a stick is arguably better animated and of course, written better. Btw, buy our overpriced figurines for our game and please don't 3d print them to look literally identical to the real thing, then distribute them or I'll be big sad.
As per usual, you guys humble the spleen out of me! Looking at all these comments makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. AND EUPHORIC AS FUCK, HRNGNH. I WILL NEVER GO TO REHAB!
I'm not sure about buying the Rulebook yet, because I feel like I'm going to get trolled and 10th edition will come out the second I get my hands on 9th.
*"Has no one ever considered making a space sized spray can filled with oxygen, promethium, and this hellfire compound?"* Just picture this Two neighbors walk out of their houses to get their newspapers David: Oh hey Jeff! Jeff: Dave! How ya doing? David: Oh you know same old same old. My daughter's graduating today. Jeff: Oh that's good, she make honors? David: Warp yeah she did. I just picture her in class, telling herself "I can't JUST be a good student, I have to get straight As. I can't JUST graduate, I have to graduate with honors." Jeff: Well good for her! My son told me he wants to join an Astartes chapter. David: Really? Which one? Jeff: The Black Templars. But I told him he better drink liquid anger and have promethium injected into his face to get a permanent pissed off look if he's gonna join those fanatics-- *Tyranid screeches while it tries to attack Jeff* Jeff: Oh for the love of The Emperor... *pulls out a can and sprays Tyranid* *The Tyranid falls down and starts to melt while screeching and flailing on the ground* David: Man... Don't ya just hate Tyranid season? Jeff: Yeah. Ya know, I read an article saying that these things could die out completely and it WOULDN'T effect the ecosystem. David: Your kidding. Jeff: No. No, I'm not. Well what are you gonna do for your daughter's graduation? David: We're gonna have a barbecue, then I'm gonna surprise her by taking her to Holy Terra to see that parade on Emperor's Day. Jeff: Oh well, you tell her I said congratulations. Meanwhile, I'm gonna try my luck with the lottery. David: Let me know if it's a winner! Jeff: You'll be the first, well right after my boss when I tell him to stick it! David: Alright, see ya man! Jeff: You too buddy, have a nice one! David: You too!
I love how insignificant the tyranid is here. Its completely overshadowed by the plotline revolving around graduation and the fucking *BLACK TEMPLARS*.
And once more, an episode hits 1,000 likes only a few days after its release. You wouldn't realize how gloriously big this is for me, usually my videos only reach that many likes months after its release! If this keeps happening every episode I'm going to start hallucinating full-time and develop large, pus-dribbling scars where I keep injecting all dem likes and I'm gonna LOOOOOVE IT. Seriously though, thanks alot, I appreciate all your support to the end of the galaxy. Emperor bless!
Agreed, just started falling into the Warhammer rabbit hole a year ago and just found the channel and it breaks my heart to know this was stopped by stupid decisions from GW😢
I love the Emperor's sarcastic and witty remarks. It's the relatively monotone, synthesized voice that gets me. The videos are such a great way to learn about or brush up on 40K fluff. Thanks a lot for making these!
I just realized something. If the Dominus Astra hadn't done its Warp Drive explosion, the 'nids would have eaten Guilliman along with the rest of Macragge. In other words, the Emperor has deemed a single Battleship to be more valuable than a Primarch.
But a Primarch is a pretty limited-edition thing. I mean, only 20 + however many PURER THAN THOU GREY KNIGHTS (allegedly) is a pretty small number when the scale of 40k is taken into account. Yes, the Battleships are pretty hard to replace, but salvage operations can help recoup the cost... Of course, if your boat's lost to The Warp, chances are it's coming back to ruin a few Imperial worlds and eventually be put down "at great cost" (or something). Now, my list of "what in the Warp happened" (literally) can be summed up as: Turned to Chaos Turned to Chaos, got blown up in some internecine conflict Turned to Chaos, currently participating in some internecine conflict Turned to Chaos, heavily damaged in some internecine conflict, is now the prize in another internecine conflict, to be used in an entirely different internecine conflict Turned to Chaos, is coming for your souls, so if you be an Imperial lapdog, seek shelter five minutes ago. After this, it will fend off those seeking to pilfer its spoils to fuel an internecine conflict Remained loyal, crew was killed to a man, Chaos crew did all or some or none of the above Ran out of supplies. See Rogue Trader for details on how THAT plays out. Surprise Genestealers Met a Space Hulk. Prow-first. At high speed. Survivors turned to Chaos and/or met Genestealers No time at all has passed for them. BEST CHANCE AT A GOOD ENDING (THANKS, TZEENTCH!) They go to the Eye of Terror and try to slip out due to how the Warp blends with reality. Due to how the Warp works, they could still be in transit. Of course, then the Inquisition purges them all just to be sure and gives the boat to someone they deem trustworthy. The story that gets out is that the crew died heroes and the Machine Spirits of the ship returned it to the Imperium. But in any case, the Imperium just got handed an operational Battleship that is pretty sorely needed. OR They meet a good-looking Space Hulk (said Space Hulk dresses suggestively and stands on Warp eddies, waving its fishnet stocking-clad components at passing ships and saying "Hey, Sailor boy, you looking for a good time?") and are moored with it when it phases back to realspace after a long while of fending off the odd ne'er-do-wells, such as Genestealers. They then eventually either limp home or walk into an internecine conflict and severely maul both sides because they're the Imperial bloody Navy, who are trained to slap such xenos and traitors whereever they may stand, sit, or cower. They then meet the Inquisition, who purges the crew. But at least the Imperium has a Battleship in service again.
Well that's assuming that those were the only two options. The Emperor is operating on the assumption that there was a third option that the Smurfs were just too dumb to see.
@@niserresin2006 He said right after "...instead of retreating to a more advantageous position in, y'know, fucking space." So he really just thought losing the battleship at all was unecessary.
Are we going to see the custodes explaining all the factions to the emperor? Can't wait :3 And also, GW is bound to steal your idea about the bugspray sooner or later.
Well, it A. Didn't destroy the Hive Fleet (It splintered after this, remnants of Behemoth are STILL causing problems in the 41st millenium) B. They have. Vortex torpedoes. They just aren't as effective as detonating a fuckton of warp drives.
Im so happy that you made this into a series. im glad that your putting so much work and effort into each and every episode, This is pretty much my first ANND the only warhammer 40k series that ive ever watched. Im just absolutely happy about this series. Thank you BRUVA!!
***** We'll keep supporting your channel and especially this series. I just cant wait for Fyodor Karamazov's reaction, when the emperor will deliver the message to him personally. :D
4:44 One of the biggest things that's pissed me off about the Sue Marines is how they managed to make a complete comeback from the THOROUGH fisting they got, while other "lesser" chapters are said to have a difficult time gradually recovering from getting their numbers depleted like this. Hell, GW seemingly hates the Salamanders in particular so much, that they apparently STILL haven't fully recovered from losses they suffered during the Horus Heresy TEN GODS-DAMNED MILLENIA ago.
@@elowin1691 True. They also don't seem likely to abandon allies in the middle of a battle just because a war of attrition wouldn't mean a glorious enough death for them, unlike the Smurfs.
@@bowenorcutt78 I don't think GW hates the Salamanders. I think they legitimately keep forgetting about them. "Oh yeah, the Salamanders. As soon as I'm done with this, I'll work on them," then proceed to forget about them again
O' Glorious Bruva Alfabusa, magnificent vision scribe of UA-cam, please share thy wisdom as to what the music played when they show holy Terra, before going into the scene about Lord Inquisitor Karamazov, and his argument about Salem Proctor with Ecclesiarchy Decius, this knowledge is worth that of a thousand victories, many thanks, O' glorious Bruva Alfabusa
It is a Chaos Gate soundtrack, number -7- to be exact! I do however not know the name of the soundtrack. Here on my computer, the title of the file is "Chaos Gate Soundtrack -7- Unknown Title(3)".
Hey Alfa, you going to cover in the next video how the Necrons are absolute hax, nearly breached the defenses of Mars once (without any capital ships, they just had "small" frigates that dodge the wall of torpedoes and lances aimed at them and regenerated everything), run around with guns that pretty much one-shot everything, have wolverine regeneration, esoteric tech everywhere, are dimensional hopping nigh unstoppable monsters in CQC, and even have time travel?
Oh Emperor preserve us, Cypher is involved now? You had great commentary on the Tyranids, each one hates the smurfs to their own preference. My gile is to the Black Templars, but that's because of personal reasons. Your approach to the High Lords of Terra is genius. The story progresses but they all remain idiots without overdoing any of their jokes. Well played indeed, I look forward to seeing more.
I can’t believe it took 6 years from his first appearance for Cipher to become relevant to the story. That’s some top level story planning right there.
Haha, comments like these almost scare me because they make me dread the day when I make an addition to the series that isn't deemed as good as the last one(s), if ya get what I'm saying!
While I like the side plot, the main bits with the Custodian and the Emperor are absolutely some of my favorite things on UA-cam. I love that the Emperor calls the leader of the Ultramarines 'Papa Smurf', and the editing and subtle touches with the subtitles just add to it even more, like 'rollercoaster of disappointment' having a little rollercoaster running along it and falling off. XD
Ah, I never tire of The Emperor's constant irritation at the state of the Imperium. Keep up the good work Chapter Master, you're bringing much glory to the legion.
Thanks for your new episode and, since last one (i forgot to reply on it), thank you for the subtitles: it help very much for those, like me, that aren't mother-english and can find some difficulties on following the lines. Thank you again and, like a last note: 08:38 the smile at the end of the line it's just a touch of GENIUS! Very awensome!
MultiSS55 not locked away anakry the traveler is simply having trouble locating them and getting them back online since he is one the few doing that kind of thing even though it would be of the interest to many dynasties to do that to increase their army sizer but maybe that is a flawed idea to the necrons (although most are still in stasis so are surly in a pocket dimension though ) but the saudtath(I am sure that is spelled wrong) dynasty is far from neutral they want to take over the galaxy although other dynasties can be seen as very neutral I agree.
Sees the Vatican: I am sorry, didn't I tell you to forsake earthly pleasures? I am just ABSOLUTELY LIVID!!!!! At all the riches you have and let's not forget about the CHILD MOLESTING many so called pious priests are committing. (Jesus proceeds to smash up the Vatican like he did the Jerusalem Temple Market).
Heck yes, I could watch this like I watch Stargate, like a series. SOOOO much better than what's put on TV these days, and it's 40k, my favorite sci-fi franchise of all time. I'm ready for more! :3
Man I love this series! I am new to Warhammer 40k But these videos really help me learn more about the lore while also having a laugh! Is that a goat up there? I died when I heard that!
It's true, though...The Emperor _is_ probably the only person old enough to actually remember what "Smurfs" are.
Also he brings up the Terminator movies, as far as i can tell it seems alpha busa went 1000% into the twelve shamins in a trench coat theory lol
I bet he still remembers Sonic the Hedgehog, or any video game anyone can think of
I feel like the Emperor enjoyed the Tyranid story better because he liked the Ultramarine's suffering. I like this story too.
Theodore Hodbor KHAAAAAAAAN!
Theodore Hodbor The only reason that can make anyone a loyalist ))
Black knight from monty python and the quest for the holy grail lol
Theodore Hodbor only heretics hate ultramarine suffering
@@arson2639 lol true. "Tis but a scratch."
Player: I’m playing Tyranids, what are going to play?
Me: *puts can of bug spray on table*
"Death Watch."
My friend... demon hunters f yea!
Nice Zerglings. I'll play Protoss.
Stay Calm Be Happy i dont think Bug spray could kill Tyranids, they just adapt, turn immune and get angrier....
@@patrik9328 what if the high-lords outlaw evolving for everybody except themselves?
And their generals?
And THE LAW
*A B S O L U T E L Y*
*_L I V I D_*
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7:01
I was so glad I wasn't using headphones to hear that
*rather miffed*
This almost makes me feel sorry for the Ultramarines.
...almost.
Fun fact; I was actually feeling abit reluctant to put more Ultra-bashing in it because of there being a large abundance of it! But oh well, they'll recieve their absolution in due time.
***** You needn't to worry, master, for they are chapter composed entirely of mary sues. probs they would just run into the planet of sorcecrers nekkid and skullfuck every chaos sorcerer thru butthole and bring magnus in a S&M suit into the emperor's lap, reay for spamking. Facepalmig for the failure/success of the operation emperor then sends them into TAU empire for match :D And because teh tau have the cheesecakes known as riptides and broadsides the spess marines would have their insides relocated to wall behind them with the armor staying in place (as in referring to the Hammerhead's gun description)
Stormlord *BLAM* Heresy! Implying tau can beat space marines
Lord Inquisiteur Willhelm Von Steiner Nobody likes weeabo space communists
What about the tyranids where are they gobbling the nearest night club?
For someone who has only read the Horus Heresy, it's actually fun to be learning alongside the Emperor while everything is being explained in a nutshell.
this was a great way to learn the lore for me
huh same but I have only read the TV tropes page and watched some explanation videos
"This is getting me harder than terminator armour!"
It can also be used to describe the joy I feel when watching this series.
Or me when I'm looking at anything Warhammer. Or anything that has an edge that can shear through flesh like a hot knife through butter.
Was terminator armor made to recharge warp cores? Because it's so thick.
Or when a slaaneshi daemon sees any orifice… especially Russ’
That'll be the ultimate summary of the viewers' response to episode 31 FINALLY coming out, GW be damned.
Darn, I was really looking forward to Karamazov stomping right into the throne room and the Emperor saying "I need that chair right now. Get off."
And basically that's what happened later :D
Inquisitors! This guy was clearly a wizard!
That's the third chair, nobody knows where the lord inquisitor parked it after getting black out drunk, the second the emperor stole after this episode, fyodor is on the third
Niiiiice
These just keep getting better and better.
But that *ABSOLUTELY LIVID* moment scared the Emperor-loving shit outta me.
Same here, at first I was pretty stoked that another video was up, but. . . .
Well it went something like this
*Le Me sitting in the dark watching the video*
Man these videos just keep getting better and better, the black knight referenc-
OHSHITTHEEMPERORISACHAOSGODNOW
*dives behind couch*
It's ok. I don't need sleep anyway. I want to be a Space Marine, after all. They don't need sleep.
I think I died or something, I can't feel my heart beating
tell me about it XD
yeah that scared the shit outta me...phoooaaahh..
A huge space-sized bugspray with a constant stream of oxygen, promethium and hellfire being fired while still in space?
...
I can just imagine how hilarious it would be... and useful.
And disturbingly practical
Neutron bomb...
A boy from Thailand by the time of the 40th millennium neutron bombs would most likely be wrist mounted and used by the space marines
@@dionwoollaston5717 I'd imagine they're among humanity's lost technology.Someone should go slap a Magos.
@@dionwoollaston5717 If there are any wrist mounted Neutron bombs in 40k they're probably made by the Jokero. Which is just one more reason you should be nice to those apes and provide them with any and all food they want.
GW: *announces new copyright policy*
Me: I can already tell this is going to be a Rollercoaster ride of disappointment
I just reached that point
It should've never been allowed, every franchise ends up being WarHammer
@@filipeisabelinho3425 Wrong. Every Franchise ends up taking inspiration from the originals.
Warhammer is literally an amalgamation that of prior works.
Starship Troopers, Star Wars, Dune, etc WH40k stole from them all, flagrantly.
And some of those weren’t even the originals^
@@freddykrueger8076Starship Troopers was inspired BY 40K! They also took from their other setting (before AoS) Warhammer Fantasy, which World of Warcraft, and a ton of other fantasy settings blatantly stole from. GW can be bad. I.E The End Times, the Space Marine addiction, etc. But give them credit
I am sorry. I am just *ABSOLUTELY LIVID* at the moment.
The Guy That part scared the shit outta me. Was NOT seeing that coming, and the headphones did NOT help.
WWhiteSShadow just had that feeling and nearly dropped my drink! :(
I genuinely terrified when he said that
He'd get along well with (the abridged version of) Lord Frieza if he wasn't a babyfaced reptillian xeno psycher.
SiegeTF Definitely
"I suppose it's time for me to go do something completely inexplicable again."
Dude, seriously, did you read the entire script for Dark Imperium like five years early?
More likely GW watched the series and decided to just rip it off like the uncreative bastards they are.
@@scoman91 does that mean lord adornable is real? Praise the Emperor
@@cloroxusthestainlessone4324 No, it means no fan made content allowed because we at games workshop would prefer you watch our paid content which is so shitty and poorly animated that still images moved like props on a stick is arguably better animated and of course, written better. Btw, buy our overpriced figurines for our game and please don't 3d print them to look literally identical to the real thing, then distribute them or I'll be big sad.
The Monty Python reference made my day.
which monty python reference was it.
The calgar vs swarmlord part
'tis but a scratch.
Only uncultured swine don't know Monthy Pyton and the holy Grail.
I remember that, hehe.
"Papa Smurf and the Swarmlord" sounds like a band from the 80's.
Sounds like a competent bunch
Uh huh.
Swarmlord sound like a death metal band
How about a punk polka band?
As per usual, you guys humble the spleen out of me!
Looking at all these comments makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
AND EUPHORIC AS FUCK, HRNGNH. I WILL NEVER GO TO REHAB!
you smell
As usual, funny AND educational. Truly your brilliance knows no bounds.
Does it get you harder than terminator armour?
Marvin Garcia Harder than a Centurion's cuirass.
Ismashyofacein You cant resist the glorious Slaaneshi H-cups. Unless your an ass man.. then you're just weird.
thank god he did not tell him the titian lost because I do not think a new eye of terror should be born on earth.
chris hill I couldn't agree more.
Sry but it's titan not titian
Titian
Tittyan.
Tit(an)s aka *T I T S*
The necrons are not as bad as the tyranids
Me: laughs in 9th edition
I just got my codex so I'm gonna enjoy this,
Hey Yarrick! I know you don't like this kind of questions but... How did you lost your arm?
@@0-Templar-0 I lost fighting a damn irk took his arm and killed thousands of the pro buggers
I'm not sure about buying the Rulebook yet, because I feel like I'm going to get trolled and 10th edition will come out the second I get my hands on 9th.
@@manictiger given it took 3 years for 8th edition to transition to 9th (which seems-- rather short tbh) you're probably fine.
HOLY SHIT
I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR WHEN HE SAID "ABSOLUTELY LIVID"
7:00 if anyone wants to fast forward
I saw this comment just as the scene came up, gave me the giggles
My teachers have made me feel so livid i myself feel like letting a warp storm go one time or another
O-Outlawed steak?! T-THIS IS HERESY
You're profile pic fits that comment perfectly
Bungins HERESY I TELL YOU !!!!!!!!
_Leman_ _Russ_ , m.31: *YOU DO NOT OUTLAW MEAT!*
Enemy max in the area
Eh.
*"Has no one ever considered making a space sized spray can filled with oxygen, promethium, and this hellfire compound?"* Just picture this
Two neighbors walk out of their houses to get their newspapers
David: Oh hey Jeff!
Jeff: Dave! How ya doing?
David: Oh you know same old same old. My daughter's graduating today.
Jeff: Oh that's good, she make honors?
David: Warp yeah she did. I just picture her in class, telling herself "I can't JUST be a good student, I have to get straight As. I can't JUST graduate, I have to graduate with honors."
Jeff: Well good for her! My son told me he wants to join an Astartes chapter.
David: Really? Which one?
Jeff: The Black Templars. But I told him he better drink liquid anger and have promethium injected into his face to get a permanent pissed off look if he's gonna join those fanatics--
*Tyranid screeches while it tries to attack Jeff*
Jeff: Oh for the love of The Emperor... *pulls out a can and sprays Tyranid*
*The Tyranid falls down and starts to melt while screeching and flailing on the ground*
David: Man... Don't ya just hate Tyranid season?
Jeff: Yeah. Ya know, I read an article saying that these things could die out completely and it WOULDN'T effect the ecosystem.
David: Your kidding.
Jeff: No. No, I'm not. Well what are you gonna do for your daughter's graduation?
David: We're gonna have a barbecue, then I'm gonna surprise her by taking her to Holy Terra to see that parade on Emperor's Day.
Jeff: Oh well, you tell her I said congratulations. Meanwhile, I'm gonna try my luck with the lottery.
David: Let me know if it's a winner!
Jeff: You'll be the first, well right after my boss when I tell him to stick it!
David: Alright, see ya man!
Jeff: You too buddy, have a nice one!
David: You too!
I would pay for a show like this
I love this tiny works of art.
This needs to happen. My guess its a world similar to our own due to the suburban vibe
@@Darqshadow it's 40k if they actually got civilization and stuff back in order
I love how insignificant the tyranid is here. Its completely overshadowed by the plotline revolving around graduation and the fucking *BLACK TEMPLARS*.
The cypher plot has been in the making for 6 years and we are just now seeing him once again well time to invest another 6 years
*cries*
sob sob sob sob sob sob sob
Sob
Sooooob
ULTRA SOB
And once more, an episode hits 1,000 likes only a few days after its release. You wouldn't realize how gloriously big this is for me, usually my videos only reach that many likes months after its release! If this keeps happening every episode I'm going to start hallucinating full-time and develop large, pus-dribbling scars where I keep injecting all dem likes and I'm gonna LOOOOOVE IT.
Seriously though, thanks alot, I appreciate all your support to the end of the galaxy. Emperor bless!
hehehehe, i saw the one with abbaddon showing up in Fate of Abbadon. it was hilarious
by Mata Nui (and maybe the emprah) this is hilarious, please keep this up
MY GAWD XD
AAGAHJGAA
Emperor bless? Emperor said thats bad :x
Man, revisiting these after the Space Marine 2 game is just… painful. We could have continued such a nice thing here.
Agreed, just started falling into the Warhammer rabbit hole a year ago and just found the channel and it breaks my heart to know this was stopped by stupid decisions from GW😢
I love the Emperor's sarcastic and witty remarks. It's the relatively monotone, synthesized voice that gets me. The videos are such a great way to learn about or brush up on 40K fluff. Thanks a lot for making these!
😱
Why would Papa Smurf call it a draw as it was only a scratch? A minor fleshwound at worst.
Pity.
he was bestowing mercy upon the xenos in an effort to allow it to change it's ways
A scratch? He's got no arms left!
@@mariic2 Its a Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference.
@@TwilightNoirZ26
I know, I was just continuing the reference.
I just realized something. If the Dominus Astra hadn't done its Warp Drive explosion, the 'nids would have eaten Guilliman along with the rest of Macragge. In other words, the Emperor has deemed a single Battleship to be more valuable than a Primarch.
But a Primarch is a pretty limited-edition thing. I mean, only 20 + however many PURER THAN THOU GREY KNIGHTS (allegedly) is a pretty small number when the scale of 40k is taken into account. Yes, the Battleships are pretty hard to replace, but salvage operations can help recoup the cost... Of course, if your boat's lost to The Warp, chances are it's coming back to ruin a few Imperial worlds and eventually be put down "at great cost" (or something).
Now, my list of "what in the Warp happened" (literally) can be summed up as:
Turned to Chaos
Turned to Chaos, got blown up in some internecine conflict
Turned to Chaos, currently participating in some internecine conflict
Turned to Chaos, heavily damaged in some internecine conflict, is now the prize in another internecine conflict, to be used in an entirely different internecine conflict
Turned to Chaos, is coming for your souls, so if you be an Imperial lapdog, seek shelter five minutes ago. After this, it will fend off those seeking to pilfer its spoils to fuel an internecine conflict
Remained loyal, crew was killed to a man, Chaos crew did all or some or none of the above
Ran out of supplies. See Rogue Trader for details on how THAT plays out.
Surprise Genestealers
Met a Space Hulk. Prow-first. At high speed. Survivors turned to Chaos and/or met Genestealers
No time at all has passed for them.
BEST CHANCE AT A GOOD ENDING (THANKS, TZEENTCH!)
They go to the Eye of Terror and try to slip out due to how the Warp blends with reality. Due to how the Warp works, they could still be in transit. Of course, then the Inquisition purges them all just to be sure and gives the boat to someone they deem trustworthy. The story that gets out is that the crew died heroes and the Machine Spirits of the ship returned it to the Imperium. But in any case, the Imperium just got handed an operational Battleship that is pretty sorely needed.
OR
They meet a good-looking Space Hulk (said Space Hulk dresses suggestively and stands on Warp eddies, waving its fishnet stocking-clad components at passing ships and saying "Hey, Sailor boy, you looking for a good time?") and are moored with it when it phases back to realspace after a long while of fending off the odd ne'er-do-wells, such as Genestealers. They then eventually either limp home or walk into an internecine conflict and severely maul both sides because they're the Imperial bloody Navy, who are trained to slap such xenos and traitors whereever they may stand, sit, or cower. They then meet the Inquisition, who purges the crew. But at least the Imperium has a Battleship in service again.
Yeah, Kaldor Draigo says "That ain't gonna work."
Well that's assuming that those were the only two options. The Emperor is operating on the assumption that there was a third option that the Smurfs were just too dumb to see.
@@niserresin2006 He said right after "...instead of retreating to a more advantageous position in, y'know, fucking space." So he really just thought losing the battleship at all was unecessary.
Some of the finest content on youtube... these are dark times...
We truly are living in dark times
Oh. You said finest on UA-cam. No argument there. Moving along now...
That Montly Python's Black knight reference
It's just a flesh wound
It’s completely in character too.
Fine then
We'll call it a draw
I’m sad he didn’t try to bite the Swarmlord’s knees off... although with the Tyranids’ acid blood that wouldn’t have gone well.
Are we going to see the custodes explaining all the factions to the emperor? Can't wait :3
And also, GW is bound to steal your idea about the bugspray sooner or later.
Thirst water
i shall now refer to the tyranids only as "space locusts"
I keep calling them Zerg out of habit
THE SPACE BUGS OF DEATH
Merritt Animation Oooh!Behemoth reference))
The bane of entomophobiacs everywhere
How about prethoryn scourge?
If detonating the warp drive can destroy an entire Tyranid fleet why dont they just build torpedoes with the same effect.
C0wsmacker
The technology for this warp torpedo would have been there in 30k though. Its just a stupid plot hole really ^^
Consider, for a moment, that R&D technicians are a favourite of Tenzeech...
Well, it A. Didn't destroy the Hive Fleet (It splintered after this, remnants of Behemoth are STILL causing problems in the 41st millenium) B. They have. Vortex torpedoes. They just aren't as effective as detonating a fuckton of warp drives.
+Kalenz That and the Imperium of Man isn't very smart
Im so happy that you made this into a series. im glad that your putting so much work and effort into each and every episode, This is pretty much my first ANND the only warhammer 40k series that ive ever watched. Im just absolutely happy about this series. Thank you BRUVA!!
I am incredibly happy that you all appreciate it! Thanks alot for the comment, bruva; these kinds of comments truly make my day!
***** We'll keep supporting your channel and especially this series. I just cant wait for Fyodor Karamazov's reaction, when the emperor will deliver the message to him personally. :D
Can't wait for Tranzyn to try and collect the Emperor...
Trazyn: I need this for my collection.
Emperor: What the fuq
In real lore he has a perfect clone of fulcrum in his collection
I'm working on it
Nah the blood Ravens will... Acquire the emperor first.... definitely not steal him
@@jacthing1 this maneuver is called '' STEAL RAIN''
The idea of anti-Tyranid hellfire bugspray sounds ABSOLOUTLY LIVID!
Not quite sure you understand what livid means...
The fact that this person got so many upvotes makes me cynical about the intelligence of people in general...
I know I’m late to the party, but maybe he’s a Nids player
Gustav Kuriga you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
10:05 Because there is only one Forge World that produces Hellfire rounds and it's got a bad case of the Daemons.
I love that monty python reference in there.
+AceOfBlazes Shit, i missed it.
+D.A.R Calgar was acting like the Black Knight from the Holy Grail.
Adam Stringer
O, I get it now, its been a while since I've seen Holy Grail.
What's this? A new episode?
THIS IS GETTING ME HARDER THEN TERMINATOR ARMOR!
@Iron Hands Terminator you are more than a suit of armour, you are a beutiful being and I appreciate you
@Iron Hands Terminator of course brother
That "ABSOLUTELY LIVID" bit needs to be a reaction video.
I'm going to start using "How in the name of Leeman Russ's overinflated ego" in actual conversation now.
NERD DETECTED
dweliq No, I'm a loyal Imperial citizen. Utilizing the words of the God-Emperor himself.
+dweliq and you play LoL.
Case settled
Leman Russ' ego is miniscule compared to Fulgrim's.
"That is quite the fucking pickle" best line
I love how the style of this is like a kid playing with action figures but it's still so funny
*ABSOLUTELY LIVID*
*MILDLY PISSED OFF*
*F U C K I N G A U T O M A T O N*
@@thekosgator7502 *CURSED CONSTRUCTS*
10 years later and STILL THE BEST 40k content on the internet!!!!!
Dont till emps about female custodes
4:44 One of the biggest things that's pissed me off about the Sue Marines is how they managed to make a complete comeback from the THOROUGH fisting they got, while other "lesser" chapters are said to have a difficult time gradually recovering from getting their numbers depleted like this. Hell, GW seemingly hates the Salamanders in particular so much, that they apparently STILL haven't fully recovered from losses they suffered during the Horus Heresy TEN GODS-DAMNED MILLENIA ago.
that just means the salamanders have been much busier in the meantime
@@elowin1691 True. They also don't seem likely to abandon allies in the middle of a battle just because a war of attrition wouldn't mean a glorious enough death for them, unlike the Smurfs.
@@bowenorcutt78 I don't think GW hates the Salamanders. I think they legitimately keep forgetting about them. "Oh yeah, the Salamanders. As soon as I'm done with this, I'll work on them," then proceed to forget about them again
I'm sorry, did you say "gods"?
[Inquisitorial giggling]
[aroused snickering]
“Inquisitorial chuckling” may be my favourite subtitle ever…
So the Blood Angels and Necrons did what?
Hlolbolbololl
O' Glorious Bruva Alfabusa, magnificent vision scribe of UA-cam, please share thy wisdom as to what the music played when they show holy Terra, before going into the scene about Lord Inquisitor Karamazov, and his argument about Salem Proctor with Ecclesiarchy Decius, this knowledge is worth that of a thousand victories, many thanks, O' glorious Bruva Alfabusa
It is a Chaos Gate soundtrack, number -7- to be exact! I do however not know the name of the soundtrack.
Here on my computer, the title of the file is "Chaos Gate Soundtrack -7- Unknown Title(3)".
+Bruva Alfabusa Yes! Dies Irae! It's an amazing soundtrack that it comes from, btw.
Coming back 6 years later it’s sad to see that kitten will never get to see the emperor off his throne 😭
5:35 it's amazing how the dialogue of the black knight only had to be rewritten slightly to fit into warhammer
Hey Alfa, you going to cover in the next video how the Necrons are absolute hax, nearly breached the defenses of Mars once (without any capital ships, they just had "small" frigates that dodge the wall of torpedoes and lances aimed at them and regenerated everything), run around with guns that pretty much one-shot everything, have wolverine regeneration, esoteric tech everywhere, are dimensional hopping nigh unstoppable monsters in CQC, and even have time travel?
The '':D'' after ''That's right my lord!'' always gets me. I've been watching this as a series every year, and that god damn '':D'' sends me
The fact that the emperor still knows about the smurfs is amazing on how far back he can remember
7:02 ABSOLUTELY LIVID.
I legit almost died from lack of air when The Emperor corrected him with “Papa Smurf”
WhoIsJoe I love The Emperor
6:22 that *WOW* had so much emotion for a simple text to speech program.
Oh Emperor preserve us, Cypher is involved now? You had great commentary on the Tyranids, each one hates the smurfs to their own preference. My gile is to the Black Templars, but that's because of personal reasons. Your approach to the High Lords of Terra is genius. The story progresses but they all remain idiots without overdoing any of their jokes. Well played indeed, I look forward to seeing more.
4:09 to skip the Inquisition.
Psychopath Thanks
What’s today?!
Thank you
No one expects the inquisition
7:02
"JESUS!" :O => XD
"Maybe. It's kind of up in the air."
No, it’s:
“MAYBE. IT’S KIND OF UP IN THE AIR.”
I am more involved in this than the actual novels.
I can’t believe it took 6 years from his first appearance for Cipher to become relevant to the story.
That’s some top level story planning right there.
Fascinating...
IT KEEPS HAPPENING.
yes
This made me laugh so dang hard!
And I really loved the Holy Grail joke too, keeEEeeEp it UPP! ALFAAAAAAA!!!
This is brilliant, I found these videos today and I am overwhelmed with euphoric joy.
Kitten channeled his inner George Takei.
I love going back and watching the when new videos get released
At every Papa Smurf I lose my shit.
These are getting more interesting by each episode. And i think I've said that after watching every episode or so.
Haha, comments like these almost scare me because they make me dread the day when I make an addition to the series that isn't deemed as good as the last one(s), if ya get what I'm saying!
***** Heh, i get what you're saying, but well deal with it somehow, IF we get to that point :P
Hehe, hopefully I can keep it steady with just-about-equally good episodes or something similiar if that point is reached!
***** Also, a typo on my part, wanted to write "... , but we'll deal with it somehow, ..." :P. That typo made me sound a tad too selfish tbh :D
No worries, I actually read it as 'we'll' and not well, so no harm done! [:
that Heretek was the best part "this gets me harder than Terminator Armor" XD
Papa smurf lol
"Spiritual Liege" is when I lost it. Just wait until the Emp knows about the Dark Angels and their quest that no one else cares about.
John Canavi Muchos gracias, hombre
John Canavi Don't forget about Gray Knights.
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I think my favourite High Lord of Terra in this series is the Fabricator General.
Thomas Kavanagh WheeeEEEeereee did I put my toasters~?
I AM THE LAW
Butt cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [warning fabricator general malfunctioning initiate self destruct] eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee KABOOM
While I like the side plot, the main bits with the Custodian and the Emperor are absolutely some of my favorite things on UA-cam. I love that the Emperor calls the leader of the Ultramarines 'Papa Smurf', and the editing and subtle touches with the subtitles just add to it even more, like 'rollercoaster of disappointment' having a little rollercoaster running along it and falling off. XD
Ah, I never tire of The Emperor's constant irritation at the state of the Imperium.
Keep up the good work Chapter Master, you're bringing much glory to the legion.
10 years later, i still enjoy hearing about ultramarine suffering.
Thanks for your new episode and, since last one (i forgot to reply on it), thank you for the subtitles: it help very much for those, like me, that aren't mother-english and can find some difficulties on following the lines.
Thank you again and, like a last note:
08:38 the smile at the end of the line it's just a touch of GENIUS! Very awensome!
I feel like I am the only one who thinks Calgar is a badass hahaha
I like him too xD
Commissar Gamza You are. The Ultramarines are dicks.
Kayriel Whats wrong with that? I thought the objective with warhammer 40k was to fuck people up?. What better way than with a big dick?
I disagree entirely. and so does Games workshop
Commissar Gamza That's where you're wrong~ this is canon. Look it up.
8:12 This is the exact plot of the book Inquisitor with Jaq Draco!
Old rogue trader lore!
The thumbnail accurately represents my feelings right now
It's been years and that wow still has so much emotion
Longest episode yet! Yay!
The greatness expands, truelly The Emperor approves of this content.
I can't wait for the Emperor to find out all about the Necrons, their weaponry which isn't even at max power, never dying, all of it!
but imagine if the necrons got up off their asses and fixed everything to full capacity I would love to see such a thing in game.
Highly unlikely, most of their tomb worlds are still locked away, or they're neutral in faction, but we can all dream
MultiSS55 not locked away anakry the traveler is simply having trouble locating them and getting them back online since he is one the few doing that kind of thing even though it would be of the interest to many dynasties to do that to increase their army sizer but maybe that is a flawed idea to the necrons (although most are still in stasis so are surly in a pocket dimension though ) but the saudtath(I am sure that is spelled wrong) dynasty is far from neutral they want to take over the galaxy although other dynasties can be seen as very neutral I agree.
Well if the re animation chambers are destroyed then they are fuuuuucked
deltaproductions113 yeah but they are well defended but they are faulty already so that is a very possible thing.
I absolutely love this series
this cipher is cannon according to dark Angel lore
We're all now absolutely LIVID.
This whole series is a good summary of what will probably happen if Jesus Christ does return.
JanusHoW Not exactly and you misspelled “when”.
snake me up
snake me up inside
What the fuck did you idiots do? Would be his first words
Lone Wanderer I dunno about that chief
Sees the Vatican: I am sorry, didn't I tell you to forsake earthly pleasures? I am just ABSOLUTELY LIVID!!!!! At all the riches you have and let's not forget about the CHILD MOLESTING many so called pious priests are committing. (Jesus proceeds to smash up the Vatican like he did the Jerusalem Temple Market).
Bruva you predicted the arks of Omen as well.
You truly are a seer.
I won’t lie, livid is the E X A C T opposite of scarey.
Now, L I V I D is terrifying.
"We'll call it a draw" :D Marneus Black Knight Calgar...
Brilliant vids as usual!
Heck yes, I could watch this like I watch Stargate, like a series. SOOOO much better than what's put on TV these days, and it's 40k, my favorite sci-fi franchise of all time. I'm ready for more! :3
Your editing in this one is absolutely stellar.
this series is indeed most delightful.
Six years running, wow. Way to go guys!
watching the early episodes shows how pretty much all characters we t from mindless automatons like the emperor said into actual people
Love the work on the subtitles!
"WE OUTLAW STEAK LAST TUESDAY, YOU OLD SHIT"
i cannot stop laughing when he said that
Papa Smurf? Overgrown Bug Gargamell?
my Stomach hurts from laughing.
I often wonder why space ships seldom "fly up" or "down" in space battles.
Holy crap. You're right.
Because the people "choreographing" space battles can only think in 2 dimentions
@@C00kiesAplenty well... I guess you're right. Unless you've seen star wars
@@themaidenlesswretch7819 Didn't the newest star wars have a plot point revolving around the idea that they couldn't go up because...reasons
@@matthiasthulman4058 if you watch OG trilogy and prequels you see them go up all the time
Man I love this series! I am new to Warhammer 40k But these videos really help me learn more about the lore while also having a laugh! Is that a goat up there? I died when I heard that!