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  • @BobbyDukeArts
    @BobbyDukeArts  4 роки тому +7008

    Help me make this video go viral! LOL, see what I did there? also, I'm not meaning to belittle the situation in any way, I just tend to use humor as a coping mechanism when I'm afraid of something. Hopefully I made you laugh and maybe helped you be a little less scared. Now go follow me on Twitter! @bobbydukearts

    • @MarksWorkshopcrft
      @MarksWorkshopcrft 4 роки тому +116

      Bobby Duke Arts This is very cool Bobby my whole channel based off of building stuff out of cardboard

    • @dylangovea3534
      @dylangovea3534 4 роки тому +102

      Are you doing tobacco again

    • @skullQ8
      @skullQ8 4 роки тому +38

      Bobby Duke Arts hopefully it will, as u deserve more attention , as you made our day from the beginning, thats the at least we can do for u, keep up don’t stop anytime soon🌹godbless u

    • @PrincessSixThirteen
      @PrincessSixThirteen 4 роки тому +30

      Humor is one of the best coping mechanisms. Thanks for the laughs.

    • @Forsaken_Blood
      @Forsaken_Blood 4 роки тому +17

      I Thought You Quit Im Dissapointed😭

  • @kimdoogleouo4521
    @kimdoogleouo4521 4 роки тому +3152

    “A bit of genetic code encased in a shell of fat”
    It me

  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE 4 роки тому +1589

    He needs some sort of medal for single handedly destroying the coronavirus

    • @m218el7
      @m218el7 4 роки тому +3

      𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 i am the 69th like yay

    • @winter_3407
      @winter_3407 4 роки тому +7

      𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 well he did it more two handed one bated double footedly

    • @xx_inkybunny_xx3248
      @xx_inkybunny_xx3248 4 роки тому +6

      @@winter_3407 and with fire

    • @givemecookies5078
      @givemecookies5078 4 роки тому +1

      oh my god,i know you from the eating ass channel,y'know the 2000s nostalgia channel

    • @galaven5614
      @galaven5614 4 роки тому +1

      Some white noise for ya

  • @seth5088
    @seth5088 4 роки тому +1312

    Its really nice when he acts more like himself. He's felt to much like a UA-camr in the past few vids. Love you duke.

    • @leoheikka1425
      @leoheikka1425 4 роки тому +28

      Seth Frisby maybe because he is a youtuber

    • @an1ah
      @an1ah 4 роки тому +6

      Leo Heikka shhhh, okay?

    • @f1nn_th3hum4n
      @f1nn_th3hum4n 4 роки тому +5

      The big Dukey

    • @JoshuaKantara
      @JoshuaKantara 4 роки тому +4

      Seth Frisby he is a UA-camr...

    • @calinguga
      @calinguga 4 роки тому +9

      not sure i know what you mean, but i did notice this vid had a bit of a different kind of humor, i liked it a lot

  • @anonymoustissue
    @anonymoustissue 4 роки тому +117

    Joking about the genuine health concerns your family has for you, right in front of your family is such a power move and I'm here for it.

  • @rachelfish2506
    @rachelfish2506 4 роки тому +524

    Hey we're proud of you for how far you've come with quitting tobacco - its gonna be rough for a while but we love you and will continue to watch your videos with laughter and glee!

    • @maudwillemse7089
      @maudwillemse7089 4 роки тому +35

      omg I feel so dumb rn, I forgot what Tobacco was and instead thought he was talking about TacoBell..

    • @Werhgrjdtvrykum
      @Werhgrjdtvrykum 4 роки тому +11

      @@maudwillemse7089 it happens to all of us

  • @luke_mckay
    @luke_mckay 4 роки тому +2444

    The only video where "I DONT wawnt thayht" is appropriate.

    • @f1nn_th3hum4n
      @f1nn_th3hum4n 4 роки тому +12

      I donwant thayut

    • @Doofunkie
      @Doofunkie 4 роки тому +4

      soap will be in my nightmares

    • @-budgie-4923
      @-budgie-4923 4 роки тому +3

      I hope all I get is a fever

    • @thornlilyn6888
      @thornlilyn6888 4 роки тому +1

      @@-budgie-4923 why?

    • @-budgie-4923
      @-budgie-4923 4 роки тому +4

      thorn lilyn because some of the new symptoms of coronavirus are really bizarre

  • @sturmifan
    @sturmifan 4 роки тому +401

    he made a shirt for that joke, took like one week for making that and then he destroyed it in less than one hour
    that's why we love your content bobby.

    • @dougb70
      @dougb70 4 роки тому +6

      keep your eyes on the ball. He was actually making a video.

  • @Putridrainbow25
    @Putridrainbow25 4 роки тому +78

    You’re a life saver Bobby. I’ve been using your paper mush-clay for piñatas and it’s the bees knees. Keeps the kids from killing them instantly. I’d recommend for cosplay weapons and such as well, super durable and not too hard to make.

  • @elorahowland3237
    @elorahowland3237 4 роки тому +4247

    i’m sorry...are we not going to talk about how bobby LITERALLY RODE HIS UNICYCLE ON HIS ROOF?!?!

    • @jorted_julimak
      @jorted_julimak 4 роки тому +210

      Yeah and how the hell he got that high up in that tree and still jumped around lmao

    • @elorahowland3237
      @elorahowland3237 4 роки тому +148

      @@jorted_julimak no clue. hes truly a mysterious man

    • @dingee7233
      @dingee7233 4 роки тому +87

      no, that's considered normal here

    • @tovanille
      @tovanille 4 роки тому +27

      He has a bowl wall 🤷‍♀️

    • @DrakeTheBeast
      @DrakeTheBeast 4 роки тому +29

      main question is who hurt him in such a way for him to want to lol

  • @jamesgrimwood1285
    @jamesgrimwood1285 4 роки тому +5587

    "Mummy, why's there a naked man up that tree?"
    "Oh don't worry dear, that's just Bobby making another UA-cam video. I'll get the hose and get him down."

  • @lucaguccione-jimenez346
    @lucaguccione-jimenez346 4 роки тому +1021

    This feels more like parents filming a child’s experiment rather than a daughter filming her father at work

    • @SilverAshes109
      @SilverAshes109 4 роки тому +36

      Cheezeitzrice Actually, it’s a wife filming her husband 😂

    • @wlf-kidri7008
      @wlf-kidri7008 4 роки тому +14

      @@SilverAshes109 Yeah that's what I thought. His wife films his skits.

  • @curlygurly2112
    @curlygurly2112 4 роки тому +54

    this video has big "could a depressed person do THIS?" vibes and I respect that.

  • @lunarumbreon7420
    @lunarumbreon7420 4 роки тому +1565

    "UA-camrs are getting demonitized for talking about coronavirus!"
    Bobby: *ahem* watch this

    • @Ludde_V2
      @Ludde_V2 4 роки тому +18

      But why are youtuners getting demonitized for taking about corona?

    • @cherishbendyuwoch.b6868
      @cherishbendyuwoch.b6868 4 роки тому +12

      Farming fan so people won’t get scared and also just for the health care and won’t more info get UA-cam studios and you’ll see it right on top of the thingy thing ;-;

    • @DialgaDiamondGaming
      @DialgaDiamondGaming 4 роки тому +4

      @@Ludde_V2 that's what I don't get why is UA-cam thinking that saying Coronavirus is a considered cursing or something offensive?

    • @powerkane
      @powerkane 4 роки тому +10

      @@DialgaDiamondGaming from another video I saw it was something to discourage false info to be put out there about the stuff in favor of views for money aka 5-minute craft like videos... no money then they wouldn't spend the time to put their fake videos out there, by fake I mean non-resourced videos about the pandemic

    • @meyeneetuks4680
      @meyeneetuks4680 4 роки тому +2

      @@cherishbendyuwoch.b6868 im sry. I had a hard time reading your comment

  • @tickedoffllama
    @tickedoffllama 4 роки тому +564

    "That looks really disgusting... Take a bite" Found yourself a good woman there

  • @stephaniefrances7447
    @stephaniefrances7447 4 роки тому +836

    WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT IT TOOK DAYS TO MAKE THIS AND HE JUST DESTROYED IT 😭

    • @rat_dragon
      @rat_dragon 4 роки тому +66

      Because we all want to destroy COVID-19!!!

    • @nasrinsultana2341
      @nasrinsultana2341 4 роки тому +9

      Exactly

    • @SupremeGang420
      @SupremeGang420 4 роки тому +17

      IKR I actually put it up on display and been like “look everyone I made art”

    • @wlf-kidri7008
      @wlf-kidri7008 4 роки тому +4

      @@rat_dragon We could just destroy the source... We all know where it came from... And it's the second time this strand of virus hit the world coming from the same place of origin. I mean, I'm just sayin'. Obviously people will never learn from past mistakes.

    • @shourshot
      @shourshot 4 роки тому +16

      @Lance Anthony let it be, just don’t poke the bear...

  • @starsandsuch7778
    @starsandsuch7778 4 роки тому +132

    “And we’re back.”
    I’m not quoting a particular transition.
    All of them.
    They were all hysterical. It somehow never got old.

  • @554drago
    @554drago 4 роки тому +550

    I love how he knows a lot of his viewers are dumb so he needs to add the “sarcasm” audio after every joke 😂

    • @Anonymous-sg4tr
      @Anonymous-sg4tr 4 роки тому +25

      I don't think he considers a lot of his viewers being dumb. He's just very aware that there are some of his viewers who are *cough* *cough* Americans *cough* who tend to be very influenced by what they see on the internet...so...yes. dumb. Lol

    • @Anonymous-sg4tr
      @Anonymous-sg4tr 4 роки тому +5

      @@siamesewarrior7248 hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @Anonymous-sg4tr
      @Anonymous-sg4tr 4 роки тому +3

      @@siamesewarrior7248 not all...but majority yes. Are the most backwards humans on this planet

    • @siamesewarrior7248
      @siamesewarrior7248 4 роки тому +7

      Anonymous 2357 I’m American. I wouldn’t say I’m dumb, but I do lack a bit of common sense and I am ignorant.

    • @inkyfingers317
      @inkyfingers317 4 роки тому +9

      @@Anonymous-sg4tr that's an ignorant, rude, and intolerant thing to say.

  • @ApricotDaddy
    @ApricotDaddy 4 роки тому +349

    "stop smoking tobacco its gonna kill youuu" "well now i'm going to die from heart decease and obesity" oh my god

  • @wumpus976
    @wumpus976 4 роки тому +261

    “The consistency of a turd smoothie.”

  • @tuffychub5604
    @tuffychub5604 4 роки тому +472

    "Why do they spell 'manslaughter' mans laughter, it's not very funny" I'm proud of you. You are a real dad.

  • @AZero887
    @AZero887 4 роки тому +307

    Why is this video such a perfect parody of literally everything

    • @-budgie-4923
      @-budgie-4923 4 роки тому

      Aaron Burkholder the lion king

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 4 роки тому

      I was reminded a bit of Bob Ross during the first cooking part.

  • @_nataliebeck_
    @_nataliebeck_ 4 роки тому +227

    When he rode the unicycle on the roof I was like, “Bro that’s so dangerous!” Then I realized I sounded like a mom lmao

    • @desnialumera5396
      @desnialumera5396 4 роки тому +8

      I think that being mostly naked in a tree while channeling Rafiki is just a little bit more dangerous.

    • @Anonymous-eo2er
      @Anonymous-eo2er 4 роки тому +4

      I was impressed

    • @_nataliebeck_
      @_nataliebeck_ 4 роки тому +1

      Anonymous [26490] same oof

  • @ThePumpkinToad
    @ThePumpkinToad 3 роки тому +1

    Him chanting the baboon's thing from from Lion King at 0:36 was a really nice touch. Really got me

  • @kennedywalker1915
    @kennedywalker1915 4 роки тому +178

    Could you IMAGINE being married to this guy?? Or having him a dad? Life would never be boring

    • @MrLanceHeartnet
      @MrLanceHeartnet 4 роки тому +7

      Depend on a person. To me, too much of this guy would be annoying. I don't mind occasionally hanging out with him.

    • @Anonymous-sg4tr
      @Anonymous-sg4tr 4 роки тому +8

      I would happily be adopted by him

    • @pip398
      @pip398 4 роки тому +1

      Lance Heartnet i would gladly have him as a replacement for my dad 😞

    • @davidhill1547
      @davidhill1547 4 роки тому +2

      For me it would have to be the dad as I’m a straight male 😂😂😂

    • @Justnicoleluvss
      @Justnicoleluvss 4 роки тому +1

      So true😂

  • @tamiromero6987
    @tamiromero6987 4 роки тому +1330

    Bobby's neighbors: There's the weirdo again, dancing naked in the trees

    • @Cowgirlcadet
      @Cowgirlcadet 4 роки тому +32

      Shad's neighbors: Our neighbor wears armor and swings swords around while yelling about MACHICIOLATIONS!

    • @mariagreenwood9375
      @mariagreenwood9375 4 роки тому +7

      @2016 LEE_JIE-SHI_ERICA_JANE He is.

    • @lisabeavis8598
      @lisabeavis8598 4 роки тому +1

      Its pretty normal now

    • @Opheliatheweirdo
      @Opheliatheweirdo 4 роки тому +5

      Johnny: mommy?
      Mom: yes Johnny?
      Johnny: why is there a half naked man swinging on a tree like a weirder version of Tarzan?
      Mom: ._. What now-
      Mom: oh god he’s on his roof riding a unicycle

    • @borbleborb4586
      @borbleborb4586 4 роки тому

      900th like

  • @aliball6245
    @aliball6245 4 роки тому +141

    Is no-one going to talk about the amount of bisque wear on the table?!? She’s getting so good at ceramics!!! I love seeing all the pieces everywhere 😍

  • @Nick-rs5if
    @Nick-rs5if 3 роки тому +18

    "You can't just buy this shirt."
    I'm losing it! 😂

  • @pedroguscos73
    @pedroguscos73 4 роки тому +336

    Relationship goals:
    *Messy hair*
    "How's my hair? Is it ok? I can't see it..."
    "You look hot."

  • @lukeg.708
    @lukeg.708 4 роки тому +110

    Bobby: "I've gained some gains."
    You and me both bobby 🤣

  • @KittyCeption._.
    @KittyCeption._. 4 роки тому +613

    "Honey, why is the neighbor outside half naked and swinging on a tree?"

    • @sugarpopz6949
      @sugarpopz6949 4 роки тому +9

      Tarzan

    • @tyreewadsworth1593
      @tyreewadsworth1593 4 роки тому +13

      Oh silly, that's just Bobby boi, lmfao!

    • @Channel-zn4yu
      @Channel-zn4yu 4 роки тому +2

      BUT ME MIRE JUELERY

    • @bobbys2643
      @bobbys2643 4 роки тому +4

      Again, you forgot the word again 😂

    • @AudraT
      @AudraT 3 роки тому +1

      I just love Bobby's humor so much. He's so demented.

  • @AGothNamedWednessday
    @AGothNamedWednessday 4 роки тому +70

    Elmers glue in a jug with a red cap: *exists*
    Me: "... Forbidden milk?"

  • @Newt2799
    @Newt2799 4 роки тому +124

    I hope we get to see Flafmn again he's such a great news anchor.

  • @itzgabehurl
    @itzgabehurl 4 роки тому +1353

    Make a sculpture of your face that way you can get “a head of yourself” ;)

  • @pegasus3642
    @pegasus3642 4 роки тому +496

    He is the only funny dad and non boomer dad I ever know

  • @joepie221
    @joepie221 3 роки тому +90

    Very creative use of the boxes and great production. You should have cut it in half at the end and made helmets for your kids. Their teachers would have really appreciated that, I'm sure. New subscriber and thumbs up.

  • @kappa3667
    @kappa3667 4 роки тому +741

    Everyone: wash ur hands :)!!!!!!
    Also everyone: so basically I haven’t showered in a few days

    • @nathancabiles796
      @nathancabiles796 4 роки тому +9

      monkey thats accurate

    • @OnlyShovels
      @OnlyShovels 4 роки тому +7

      Very. I haven't showered in 4 or 3 days

    • @joshyingling
      @joshyingling 4 роки тому +10

      We didn't get here by washing our hands, none of our ancestors did for the entirety of human creation.

    • @VultureSkins
      @VultureSkins 4 роки тому +5

      @@joshyingling are you joking

    • @twig5730
      @twig5730 4 роки тому

      ...

  • @zanneel6758
    @zanneel6758 4 роки тому +275

    Cornavirus: [exists]
    Bobby: "I wawnt thayat... waiT, NO"

  • @pixel_ppl2504
    @pixel_ppl2504 4 роки тому +7

    14:59 now this teaches us to be never emotionally attached to someone or something because no matter how much effort you put into something to make it a reality, eventually everything will be destroyed.

  • @BobbySeas
    @BobbySeas 4 роки тому +236

    You can tell that quarantine is getting to me when “I prepared this water earlier” makes me giggle for three minutes.

  • @BartBruh
    @BartBruh 4 роки тому +637

    Imagine he didnt turn his camera on before filming destroying the virus

    • @butterbee7084
      @butterbee7084 4 роки тому +10

      I guess he’ll have to make more cardboard poo

    • @wrad3879
      @wrad3879 3 роки тому +1

      Ma dawwg

  • @lpuik
    @lpuik 4 роки тому +438

    "Why do they spell 'manslaughter' mans laughter, it's not very funny" I HATE THAT I'M LAUGHING OMFG

  • @Person_4283
    @Person_4283 4 роки тому +53

    ah, yes of course u need a Thneed,
    "Everybody needs a Thneed,
    its a thing that all people need."

    • @computermadness9186
      @computermadness9186 3 роки тому

      @@derpypizza yo same

    • @phamdung3884
      @phamdung3884 3 роки тому

      Can you guys tell me what is “thneed” please? I’m not enough of a intellectual to get it.

    • @groupemail2272
      @groupemail2272 3 роки тому +1

      @@phamdung3884 a thneed is a dr Seuss thing.

  • @Caiden_Brison
    @Caiden_Brison 4 роки тому +1190

    "Everyone Ignores The FACT That He Is RIDING A UNICYCLE ONTOP OF A ROOF!!!"

  • @Psyrus88
    @Psyrus88 4 роки тому +244

    "Now, let's get back to the important thing: Making coronavirus in my kitchen"
    **Intense door pounding**
    *"FBI OPEN UP!"*

  • @scorebatgaming
    @scorebatgaming 4 роки тому +520

    Bobby: *finishes*
    Me: Yoo that looks awesome bruh
    Bobby: time to "wash" it
    Me: wat..
    .
    wait WHAT NO OMG
    BOBBY

    • @FujishimaAkiko
      @FujishimaAkiko 4 роки тому +4

      Same! I was like, "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" lol! It looked so awesome! It was totally fit for a classroom setting, well when this thing is over.

    • @Nonexistility
      @Nonexistility 4 роки тому

      you dingus that is not "bruh" that is [bro].

  • @jhonii2x421
    @jhonii2x421 4 роки тому +43

    Me: *Washes hands and puts on hand sanitizer*
    What the virus sees: 14:46 - 15:25

  • @darluliedarkreader8378
    @darluliedarkreader8378 4 роки тому +382

    For a moment I thought Mark was serious until he said 5g towers.

    • @TheRealAlpha2
      @TheRealAlpha2 4 роки тому +5

      The sad thing is the people who get that far and go "seems legit." and mean it.

    • @houwlingwoolf
      @houwlingwoolf 4 роки тому +1

      So the part we’re dolphins swam though the. Missasipi river with 5g towers strapped to there back that let out a virus made by the us government was serious

    • @kyoxtohru112
      @kyoxtohru112 4 роки тому +1

      @@houwlingwoolf
      To some people? Yes.

    • @KetansaCreatesArt
      @KetansaCreatesArt 4 роки тому +1

      @@houwlingwoolf
      The 5g theory may or may not be true But, those who are presenting it never said that 5g is letting out virus. They are talking about the immune system that was already getting down because of 5g, which gives the virus entry to multyply faster. AGAIN, I am not saying the theory is true or not, but People who want to ridicule it are directly mentioning "5g let out virus" which also shows that they are definately trying to distract people from something. They know, when you say something obnoxious like that, people will laugh it out and never bother to research around further into it.

    • @Hello_Poetry-
      @Hello_Poetry- 4 роки тому

      Kketansa Art also what if the shipping boxes are contaminated when u get them? Just use soap, right? Lol so subtle and yet obvious at the same time 😂

  • @shadowscribe
    @shadowscribe 4 роки тому +79

    "It's like getting to play with poop, but it's NOT poop!"
    inner primate becomes intrigued.

  • @jakea627
    @jakea627 4 роки тому +734

    Bobby: *is holding a bat*
    Me: don’t do it.
    Bobby: *continues to destroy the project*
    Me:NOOOOOOO

    • @SitcomZ_
      @SitcomZ_ 4 роки тому +16

      A waste of all the time and effort T^T

    • @fadimetarim
      @fadimetarim 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @epicabe248
      @epicabe248 4 роки тому +1

      my exact thought process

    • @James52637
      @James52637 4 роки тому +27

      Bobby is like a chef. His art is only there for a short time to impress a few, and then gone forever.

    • @platystrophia
      @platystrophia 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah, but the feeling to end covid19, if only for a minute... worth it.

  • @catzie_78
    @catzie_78 4 роки тому +13

    "Wewe wanas, wash bananas"
    -Bobby in the Treetop 2020

  • @Mariah.Jo.
    @Mariah.Jo. 4 роки тому +52

    The Dutchess is an angel. If any of that stuff went down in my kitchen, I would come unhinged.

    • @kyleguajardo
      @kyleguajardo 4 роки тому +1

      His wife is very nice and possibly one of the most patient people alive. She has appeared in a few of his videos

  • @0_Izzaayy_0
    @0_Izzaayy_0 4 роки тому +232

    Bobby: *walks out with a bat and a shirt labeled 'soap'*
    Me: "BOBBY NO, DON'T DO IT!!!"

  • @Luvvie90
    @Luvvie90 4 роки тому +91

    "Your poor wife..." -Me during every shenanigan.
    UNICYCLING ON THE ROOF?!

  • @davidvalian
    @davidvalian 4 роки тому +6

    “Welcome back to News-News. I’m Flafmn...” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zullietcabrera33
    @zullietcabrera33 4 роки тому +70

    Bobby: MANS + LAUGHTER = MANSLAUGHTER
    ME: 🤭 didn't even know how to spell the word till now 😂😂
    THANKS BOBBY!

    • @kaysden
      @kaysden 4 роки тому +1

      Zulliet Cabrera or MAN + SLAUGHTER

    • @Tamaletaker
      @Tamaletaker 4 роки тому

      kayden nguyen I think here she didn’t know how to spell slaughter

  • @Pomegranate44
    @Pomegranate44 4 роки тому +1021

    He’s ever so slowly loosing his sanity

    • @theredalpha7290
      @theredalpha7290 4 роки тому +13

      Fredbear 24
      Everyone is 😕

    • @cryptocoder5553
      @cryptocoder5553 4 роки тому +11

      I'm ever so slowly gaining sanity.

    • @nonimus6269
      @nonimus6269 4 роки тому +15

      @@cryptocoder5553 you're stealing his sanity

    • @KaiSub
      @KaiSub 4 роки тому +21

      You can't lose something you never had

    • @mariocar0727
      @mariocar0727 4 роки тому +2

      We all are 😭

  • @nikhilrao6185
    @nikhilrao6185 4 роки тому +420

    Nobody:
    Booby:cooking cardboard and making delicious Corona virus

    • @JSLeeds
      @JSLeeds 4 роки тому +9

      The mans name isn’t Booby Dook...it’s Baby Duck.
      Good job sir.

    • @nikhilrao6185
      @nikhilrao6185 4 роки тому +2

      @@JSLeeds 😂😂😂

    • @jakea627
      @jakea627 4 роки тому +3

      Lol booby 😂😂😂

    • @misterjerofficial
      @misterjerofficial 4 роки тому +2

      Bobby duck, booby dook, Bobby dook, baby duck or baby dook

    • @DropBoxSkai2769
      @DropBoxSkai2769 4 роки тому

      Booby 😂😂😂😂

  • @darealliam4421
    @darealliam4421 4 роки тому +26

    “It’s like getting to play with poop but it’s not poop and it doesn’t stink!”

  • @hailtothefire_
    @hailtothefire_ 4 роки тому +315

    “I’ve prepared this water earlier” I don’t know why that was so funny to me but I can’t stop laughing 😂

    • @sirmeliodes5978
      @sirmeliodes5978 4 роки тому +7

      @@captainclawster1529 please shut up

    • @shizazeppeli2536
      @shizazeppeli2536 4 роки тому +4

      @@captainclawster1529 S-I-M-P, ACT 3 FREEZE THE SIIIIIMP

    • @calliopehall2682
      @calliopehall2682 4 роки тому +2

      Guy: *makes a compliment to a girl*
      Everyone: SIMP

    • @sylasviper715
      @sylasviper715 4 роки тому

      Amber ale.. Sounds great, just be glad your parents didn't go for apple cider.

    • @spudboio
      @spudboio 4 роки тому

      same, he is an angel from heaven that was meant for our entertainment!!!!

  • @braindeadstreams
    @braindeadstreams 4 роки тому +492

    Everyone: ew wet blended cardboard
    Bobby: *poop smoothie*
    Me: *DUKEY SMOOTHIE*

  • @siouxempirecoyote8174
    @siouxempirecoyote8174 4 роки тому +33

    Never thought about that spelling before, man’s laughter. Food for thought.

    • @jasonflay8818
      @jasonflay8818 4 роки тому +1

      There is a very old riddle whose answer is manslaughter/ man's laughter, saw it on modern Rogue a while back

  • @ClxudXD
    @ClxudXD 4 роки тому +12

    me: "honestly i hope he beats the shit out of it when its done." Bobby: I GOTCHU HOMIE

  • @madimadime2578
    @madimadime2578 4 роки тому +13

    0:35 this sequence of events is so chaotic and I’m thrilled

  • @pootiesart
    @pootiesart 4 роки тому +104

    “I prepared this water earlier”
    Waaaaaay funnier than it needed to be

    • @554drago
      @554drago 4 роки тому +1

      fujoshy uWu to be honest 😂😂😂 Bobby comes up with the dumbest shit and it just always works

  • @maurice7017
    @maurice7017 4 роки тому +152

    Bobby: hits, shoots and burns the coronavirus
    Media the next day: **infection rate drops to 0%**

    • @spudboio
      @spudboio 4 роки тому +3

      Me: our hero bobby the dukey the aweshome shmookey monkey man boy has slain the rona!!!!!!
      everyone else: ...okay...fine.

    • @mallory1269
      @mallory1269 4 роки тому

      If only

  • @idunno439
    @idunno439 4 роки тому +12

    “Sorry I was having a flashback to my glue eating days.” 😂fav quote of the year

  • @danielrowsey7667
    @danielrowsey7667 4 роки тому +44

    “... to the consistency of a turd smoothie” I laughed much harder at that than I think I should have

    • @av3_ren
      @av3_ren 4 роки тому +2

      Daniel Rowsey but.. how does he know the consistency of a turd smoothie?

  • @ashyfire33
    @ashyfire33 4 роки тому +88

    "We should wash our hands. With some soap." Sounds like a threat if you ask me...

  • @antuber
    @antuber 4 роки тому +492

    Bobby Duke: "Coronavirus"
    Demonitization: Imma bout to end this mans whole career

    • @Roanoak
      @Roanoak 4 роки тому +15

      na he has a sponsor ...

    • @antuber
      @antuber 4 роки тому +7

      @@Roanoak literally just got to that part 2 minutes ago 😂😂😂

    • @archierm
      @archierm 4 роки тому +2

      @@antuber But it's also 5 seconds into the video

    • @FREDDYHUNTER34isnotliquid69420
      @FREDDYHUNTER34isnotliquid69420 4 роки тому +5

      Raywhatever: imma bout to save this mans career

    • @MaxifyTraits
      @MaxifyTraits 4 роки тому +2

      yea cuz some retards are thinking Coronavirus is offensive

  • @monikacarter7681
    @monikacarter7681 3 роки тому +1

    Loving the Office Space reference at the end! Excellent acting job. :)

  • @Why-uo7cj
    @Why-uo7cj 4 роки тому +192

    UA-camrs: *says coronavirus once or it’s in the title*.
    UA-cam: *_DEMONETISED_*

    • @bcgrote
      @bcgrote 4 роки тому +10

      As if we don't know what's going on, or a word is SKEEEEERRY, or might makes us sick. Susan is dumb.

    • @sealz6238
      @sealz6238 4 роки тому +2

      This comment: DEMONITIZED

    • @Real_Kaedinh
      @Real_Kaedinh 4 роки тому +1

      Man named coronavirus:DEMONITIZED!!!!!

    • @RW7266
      @RW7266 4 роки тому +4

      That was a fun video, but now I've seen how big those viruses are, I don't know why so many people are infected. They'd be easy to dodge, especially with six-feet of space to jump around in.

    • @-budgie-4923
      @-budgie-4923 4 роки тому

      Ron Wild yeah, and the colors would be able to distinguish this virus from any other virus! You can also just run away from it when you see it!
      I also noticed that this virus was released in December, I think a few days after Christmas, and the virus has Christmas colors (red and white)

  • @-budgie-4923
    @-budgie-4923 4 роки тому +566

    Bobby: we’re gonna get that to the consistency of a turd smoothie
    Also Bobby: *squish turd smoothie cardboard*
    Me: *visible wheezing*

    • @dragonbitez0093
      @dragonbitez0093 4 роки тому +3

      Budgie The Xiibuss lol

    • @13_cmi
      @13_cmi 4 роки тому +3

      Visible wheezing even though you can only hear a wheeze

    • @catherinevo6060
      @catherinevo6060 4 роки тому +1

      Budgie The Xiibuss xD

    • @busybees.r.c.1836
      @busybees.r.c.1836 4 роки тому +1

      Wheezing!?!?!?😳😳😁

    • @Cheshieruu
      @Cheshieruu 4 роки тому +1

      @@13_cmi
      maybe uhhh, they're in cold weather and they can see their breath.
      or they're a dragon.
      be more considerate, smh.

  • @sirdar3548
    @sirdar3548 4 роки тому +142

    Bobby Duke: "Buy these wireless headphones from our sponsor!"
    Also Bobby Duke: *wears different wireless headphones while sculpting LOL

    • @tbone6.6.66
      @tbone6.6.66 4 роки тому

      The ones he was wearing had wires aswell

  • @rozazb8138
    @rozazb8138 4 роки тому +1

    I'm vibing with the chaotic energy

  • @seniorbeanos5051
    @seniorbeanos5051 4 роки тому +247

    Bobby: How to make the co-
    UA-cam: Demonetized

  • @ZoosheeStudio
    @ZoosheeStudio 4 роки тому +205

    UA-cam: Don't say anything about the virus or we'll demonitize you.
    Bobby: - Holding virus - "Huh?"

  • @aviationnerd5388
    @aviationnerd5388 4 роки тому +353

    “And he cried that night knowing that his creation was gone.”
    R.I.P coronavirus
    Cause of death: Soap.

    • @buzzybee3382
      @buzzybee3382 4 роки тому +1

      What was the time of death detective?

    • @michael68mifsud
      @michael68mifsud 4 роки тому +3

      @@buzzybee3382 soaptime

    • @TansyCat
      @TansyCat 4 роки тому

      I was gonna like but 69 likes sorry ;)

    • @williammatthews1955
      @williammatthews1955 4 роки тому

      @@TansyCat ,uhh a what

    • @TansyCat
      @TansyCat 4 роки тому

      William Matthews there was 69 likes but now there is more and I have liked

  • @bibinoojen
    @bibinoojen 3 роки тому +3

    Bobby, you're a weird one. Need more of this kind of creative weirdness in the world. One of my favorite things is watching talented people create awesome things just for the sake of it. You may have reasons for making the things but to me, just seems like it's bc you like it. That's for sharing. My mind is continuously blown by all the different materials you work with and how you're able to seemingly master them all and make things look exactly like the concept sketch, and have any one of them show in a museum and we'd be none the wiser.

  • @skelllllllly
    @skelllllllly 4 роки тому +23

    You can tell you’ve made it when you can unicycle. But you can tell you have true happiness if you can unicycle on a roof.

  • @cjred159
    @cjred159 4 роки тому +122

    “It’s like getting to play with poop” .....how do you know what playing with poop is like? XD

    • @Euoplocephalus
      @Euoplocephalus 4 роки тому +7

      Wait you don’t 😳😳

    • @abdulmannanbabar8020
      @abdulmannanbabar8020 4 роки тому +3

      Oh I thought everyone... Haha yeah why would he know that HAHAHA

    • @nford4191
      @nford4191 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah. Who tf doesn’t know what playing with poopoo feels like?!

    • @App1_e
      @App1_e 4 роки тому +2

      Well, it’s Bobby, what did you expect?

    • @calebfuller4608
      @calebfuller4608 4 роки тому +1

      i mean we all used to be children

  • @SunsetSystem0962
    @SunsetSystem0962 4 роки тому +110

    11:43 and pause
    THE VIDEO STARTED TO BUFFER AND I WAS LEFT WITH THIS FACE FOR 5 MINUTES

  • @kyasarin131
    @kyasarin131 Рік тому

    Over three years on from the beginning of this nightmare and it's still cathartic watching Bobby as Soap smash the virus model with a bat. Thank you Bobby.

  • @miguelgabino9339
    @miguelgabino9339 4 роки тому +39

    1:51 her dauther in the background like: can I just go through one Zoom meeting in peace?!😂

  • @miguelgabino9339
    @miguelgabino9339 4 роки тому +55

    Teacher: why haven't you turned your assigments in?😠
    Me: 1:58

  • @pearlescentwxves3393
    @pearlescentwxves3393 4 роки тому +79

    me: watches the video when it comes out
    also me, (1 month later): -watches again-
    “and we’re back.”

  • @LargePotatooooo
    @LargePotatooooo Рік тому

    how this man makes face and toilet humor not only funny, but still hold up THREE YEARS later amazes me 💀

  • @wigglyofficial467
    @wigglyofficial467 4 роки тому +155

    Who else when Bobby said “amazon likes to put that box inside of another box.” Thought of emperors new groove? No one just me ok.

    • @Kongstudios2
      @Kongstudios2 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao I legitimately thought that was where he was going with that bit🤣🤣🤣🤣! And then maybe dress up as either Isma or Kronk for authenticity 😂😂😂!

    • @kikicoco5787
      @kikicoco5787 4 роки тому +2

      Cinnamontwist 420 no no i didn’t get it but i wish i did cuz i love this movie is my favorite disney movie yes i said not one of my favorite but my favorite disney movie i would watch this movie 24/7 and wouldn’t get bored of it !!!!

    • @sebastians_kitten
      @sebastians_kitten 4 роки тому +2

      THEN SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

  • @ariombilat
    @ariombilat 4 роки тому +273

    No one
    Bobby: *goes to tree only with underwear*

    • @StarburstBeanz
      @StarburstBeanz 4 роки тому +19

      Yes because that is the weird thing and not the flipping unicycle on the roof XD

    • @spiffy3334
      @spiffy3334 4 роки тому +9

      Squash banana

    • @lrv7658
      @lrv7658 4 роки тому +2

      @@StarburstBeanz or even riding a motorcycle inside his house

    • @keithyinger3326
      @keithyinger3326 4 роки тому +1

      It was the chainsaw in the kitchen that made say, what the.. lol

    • @aileenrubio56
      @aileenrubio56 4 роки тому +1

      Thats the most rational thing I’ve seen him do

  • @jimbobjonesstudio9105
    @jimbobjonesstudio9105 4 роки тому +85

    *Aggressive hand motions*
    *”The-the kids are doin’ it”*

  • @magicschoolbusdropout7743
    @magicschoolbusdropout7743 4 роки тому +1

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate that Bobby has never click baited us

  • @katcat362
    @katcat362 4 роки тому +107

    “...now make it into a mushroom shape.”
    Yes a mushroom...

    • @leeeugin5289
      @leeeugin5289 4 роки тому +2

      Its like pineses with three balls hahah

  • @joshualomocso6065
    @joshualomocso6065 4 роки тому +105

    Girls : Nothing is made to be broken
    Bobby : *observe*

  • @tweakydeek3706
    @tweakydeek3706 4 роки тому +577

    Nobody:
    No one whatsoever:
    Bobby: *shoots the coronavirus*

    • @TinyMafioso
      @TinyMafioso 4 роки тому +6

      Kxng Tweaky well we do need a shot to stop it

    • @Toby94
      @Toby94 4 роки тому +2

      I think in some states of America it is legal to shoot (plinking) in your backyard... Tell me if I'm wrong, I don't know for sure

    • @featherorknot
      @featherorknot 4 роки тому +7

      @@Toby94 Totally is in a lot of places - I know the law here is if the projectile doesn't leave your property you're legally allowed

    • @susanmiller4159
      @susanmiller4159 4 роки тому +1

      Isn’t he in Texas? Nuff said.

    • @ThePolecatProcess
      @ThePolecatProcess 4 роки тому

      @@Toby94 It totally is. Well only if you live outside of city limits.

  • @marinaatkin1581
    @marinaatkin1581 4 роки тому +1

    I lost it at the news segment bit, especially the "this is definitely not my garage"

  • @Qveenshxt
    @Qveenshxt 4 роки тому +91

    Love how a thneed was listed in the needed ingredients...
    Like where am I supposed to buy a thneed, Bobby? All the trees were cut down!

    • @skoch7866
      @skoch7866 4 роки тому +16

      If what you need is a thneed, from the video where Bobby Duke was tree'd, just get a feather to do the deed. Tickle your nose but take heed, that tickle creates a thneed that must be freed and as sudden as a popcorn seed you thneed.

    • @joscram1129
      @joscram1129 4 роки тому +4

      @@skoch7866 made me very emotional...

    • @Dubya84
      @Dubya84 4 роки тому +4

      THAT’S the type of person that follows Big Bold Bad Bodacious Bobby... well done, S Koch!

    • @ReverendTed
      @ReverendTed 4 роки тому +4

      He didn't need to tell us. A thneed is a thing that everybody needs.

    • @hydrashade1851
      @hydrashade1851 4 роки тому

      but I thought 20,000 trees were planted.

  • @Topplenaut
    @Topplenaut 4 роки тому +99

    9:19 "Just a bit of genetic code, encased in a shell of fat."
    I finally got a shoutout.

  • @Racoonma392
    @Racoonma392 4 роки тому +355

    I'm sure everyone is riding motorcycles in their house, singing almost naked on trees, and riding unicycles on their roofs, right?

  • @yarlodek5842
    @yarlodek5842 4 роки тому +12

    “Dust them with powdered sugar and serve them to your guests”

  • @quentinvanandel4978
    @quentinvanandel4978 4 роки тому +76

    Me: Sees it says parent advisory at the beginning and wondering why Bobby Duke: Dances in a tree in his underwear. Me: Oh that’s why 😂😂😂😂