Oh, this is just lovely. Not a day out of the castle and I've both just escaped an attempt on my life and fallen in with a notorious bandit. Won't Mummsy and Daddy be proud?
This setup is really nice! So there's been a coup... And listener has fancy clothes on, but nothing else on them... And know about said coup even though word spreads slowly around there. They may be royalty, OR maybe they have something to do with the coup itself! Damn, I really wanna hear where this is going! Awesome stuff!
I imagine this would be a fun way to start an D&D campaign, the rogue picking up a sidekick. You know, I've heard that once a person names a stray animal, parting with them becomes much harder ^_~
Very interested to see where the story will go! Just want to say I really like the world building in your different videos, so thanks for all the work you put into it!
"If im honest why im not talking to you is because your the like 6th bandit i ran into. I was just out for a hunt then just about every bandit wanted my gold"
A British soldier stumbles across a forest until he heard something until an arrow almost hit him and started to run back until he tripped into a trap, “Oh bugger!” He said “Well we’ll what do I have here?” Let me know what you think ;)
A british Ship and an American ship come side by side and the american captain yells across. "What's it like being the second largest Navy in the world" The British captain smiles and yells back "Fine. what's it like being the second most powerful navy in the world"
The dark elf Royal hiding their face: people trust me less than you less than a fancy goblin with a raipeir and a swashbuckler hat with a feather in it
Did someone already had said that your voice remember a lot of Chloe from Life is Strange? Idk... but it's very similar... the same badass vibe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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That was great! Time for an unoriginal and corny joke.
She may have failed to steal my valuables but she has successfully stolen my heart.
Citrate
And it seems your comment has stolen hers
@@cinnamontoastboi4017 heh
How are you alive then, man. What the fuck
"Im not good at trusting" says the most trusting elf in probably the whole forest.
Just goes to show how very harmless you appear to be...
@@UrbanNymph Ouch. I really look that weak...?
@@UrbanNymph step on me elf mommy
A Robin Hood Elf, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. Loved this audio, good job Urban
Oh, this is just lovely. Not a day out of the castle and I've both just escaped an attempt on my life and fallen in with a notorious bandit.
Won't Mummsy and Daddy be proud?
“What made you run so fast that you didn’t see my trap?”
How do you know that I didn’t trigger the trap on purpose?
“What made you run so fast that you didn’t see my trap?”
You. I'm not good at starting conversations with pretty women.
"I can't help you if you don't speak"
well they don't call me listener for nothing
Hey you your finally awake, you were trying to cross the border right?
DrWinston
Got caught by that imperial ambush, and that thief over there
“Quiet Down!”
Theory time! The listener is the former king, or the prince or some other form of royal
This setup is really nice! So there's been a coup... And listener has fancy clothes on, but nothing else on them... And know about said coup even though word spreads slowly around there. They may be royalty, OR maybe they have something to do with the coup itself! Damn, I really wanna hear where this is going! Awesome stuff!
"Toss a coin to your witcher, oh valley of plenty, oh valley of plenty, ohhH!"
Toss a coin to your witcher, a friend of humanityyyyyyy, yyyyyyy ,YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Nice now I dont have to write that comment myself
I imagine this would be a fun way to start an D&D campaign, the rogue picking up a sidekick.
You know, I've heard that once a person names a stray animal, parting with them becomes much harder ^_~
Her: "How were you planning to defend yourself?"
Me: "I dented steel with my skull when I was a kid. It's served me well so far."
Blindluck92
BWIAN DAMWAGE
It must have been weak steel
As always, an excellent audio, would love to see this also turned into a series!
Very interested to see where the story will go! Just want to say I really like the world building in your different videos, so thanks for all the work you put into it!
Oh? I'm game. Appreciate the uploads
This has got to be the nicest bandit I’ve ever heard!!! This was really relaxing . 👌👍
"Listen, I don't want to talk about it.......I was just running to survive. They're all dead."
these ambient sounds are amazing 👌
I know this is old but I had to chuckle at a pointy eared elf named Nimoy. May she live long and prosper.
I didn't even think of that... I named her for Nimue, the fairy from the Arthurian legends!
@@UrbanNymph lol well that certainly makes a ton more sense, I must have just misheard the name.
Oh I’m a member of the royal family
Is the Elf Bandit the Vampire Girlfriend's ancestor? lol
😂 would be hilarious but i'd love it!
I'm a little late to the party, but good so far. Got 15 more videos to go. And definitely leaving a sub and like.
"Hey, do you like strawberries?"
No, I'm allergic, don't give me the itchy berry.
"If im honest why im not talking to you is because your the like 6th bandit i ran into. I was just out for a hunt then just about every bandit wanted my gold"
New to channel. Awesome work 👍
Thanks for that wonderful video Nymph ❤️
I’m not gonna tell you I’m the reason the kingdom has fallen
Great video. I really enjoyed it
The listener is a royal
It sounds like a big twist.
Next vid
“ you were trying to cross the border huh...”
A British soldier stumbles across a forest until he heard something until an arrow almost hit him and started to run back until he tripped into a trap,
“Oh bugger!” He said
“Well we’ll what do I have here?”
Let me know what you think ;)
A british Ship and an American ship come side by side and the american captain yells across. "What's it like being the second largest Navy in the world" The British captain smiles and yells back "Fine. what's it like being the second most powerful navy in the world"
I love this
O,m,g 7k subs already ;o oh lord is, give it a year and you’ll be hitting 1million subs in nooooo time, best of luck in the new year nympth :)
Comrade Elf
i hope there's more to this
Part 2???
What made you run so fast you didn't notice my trap?
Me: Nat 1 perception roll
Y do I feel that the listener is the Prince
Me: oh fuck a trap
Her: why are you running
My monster: where....are.....you......
The dark elf Royal hiding their face: people trust me less than you less than a fancy goblin with a raipeir and a swashbuckler hat with a feather in it
So obviously I'm the prince how has she not put two and two together?
...you don't think she has?
Well then she even nicer then I thought
I'm sorry, whom had been caught again? *ANDROID SABER CAT WALKS OVER & RECLAIMS SPARE HARDRIVE*
😸Well everyone, that was a tail raising experience for me, but I still pulled a victory off my pelt!😹
I got royally screwed over and backstabbed. And practically tortured. That’s what happened.
Did someone already had said that your voice remember a lot of Chloe from Life is Strange? Idk... but it's very similar... the same badass vibe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Damn Scoia'tael again…
i do like elves
Hmm I like to imagine I’m mute in these videos
Elf: how are you planning to defend yourself
Me: Killing people with your bare hands is the most satisfying form of entertainment.
I’m just a crow..why am I here
Lady I'm a lich I have dark magic and necromancy out the wazoo using a sword would be pointless
You stole all those stuff did you