Jerry said those records are permanently sealed but he gave himself away by asking Kramer has he ever slipped one pass the goalie, hinting that he have.
I do. It depends if you grew up surrounded by Jews, lol. My best friend, childhood friend, and close relatives. Funny, neurotic, confrontational, good, loyal people. I love them.
There's nothing holding me in place....I'm Flipping, I'm Flopping! Guess he got use to that because imagine all the gymnastic moves his "Boys" did when he went Commando!🤣
How come that Kramer's afraid that he'll never have kids, but in one episode he tells Jerry how much family life sucks? Cosmo is truly a bizarre person
The desire for reproduction is very deep rooted in all living things. It's how we all got here. Sure being a family man might not be for everyone but we all still have that biological/evolutionary drive, and it can be distressing to learn that you wouldn't be able to fulfill that someday (for example if you're shootin' blanks)
Kramer should have just worn boxer briefs, which I've found to be a good middle point. Also if his issue with boxers was lack of support, how is wearing no underwear at all better?
I've read that they had to cut one line for time. It's too bad. Originally, after Kramer said, "I feel like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside," Jerry said "Somebody better warn the sheep, quick!"
I’ve never understood why “going commando” is weird to some people. I haven’t owned a pair of boxers OR briefs in like 15 years and it’s great. At this point in my life, it just seems like an unnecessary step and more laundry to do…
I free balled it all the way into my 30s. Only starting wearing boxers/briefs when doctor told my pops he needed to, hahaha. Figured I'd get ahead of the game.
We have a situation here Jerry…. Kramer is flippin and floppin….. are you going commando? It be so…. He’s out there Jerry and loving every minute of it….
Cosmo’s boys have been living in a two story house. He never slipped one past the goalie. Oh man! Cosmo needs to start living outside set those boys free. It be so. He’s out there now Jerry and lovin every minute of it. Now if he only had Margot Robbie tell him, we’re not going to be friends Cosmo? Leo you are out…
Where's those week 10 picks. Rider's game was cool. Can't believe they went 4 it 3rd down on 20yrd line, mason will be fine. About to watch replay of ticats game. I feel asleep.
“But then I have to…you know…into a cup, in the middle of the day??”
“Does that conflict with your regular schedule?”
Absolutely savage.
And her saying it with a mouth full of food makes it that much better
Well, it does... it's something out of his master debating routine.
In this situation, the preferred course of action is to remain master of your domain.
I have to agree with him there. It kind of messes up my mojo for the rest of the day.
1:48 😂😂😂😂😂
3:08 "I'm flippin', I'm floppin'!" Never fails to have me cracking up.
“I’m out there Jerry and I’m lovin every minute of it”. It’s the face he makes and the little dance that makes it funny 🤣🤣🤣
It's literally one of his best lines in the entire series. That affect is so hilarious.
hes unhinged literally! lol
Yeah, aside from for the unhinged fans, normally Seinfeld isn't particularly funny but I actually laughed at that.
Jerry: those records are sealed
Kramer shouting across the street: "SHE'S LATE!"
Jerry said those records are permanently sealed but he gave himself away by asking Kramer has he ever slipped one pass the goalie, hinting that he have.
@@pipedown1246 Or you know, he might have been joking. Absolutely astounding notion, especially for a comedian!
"Kramer say it isn't so"
"Oh it be so" 😂
"I'm going through this stuff like water!" always get me 🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of the “it’s like a sauna in here”
“My boys need a house.”
- Cosmo Kramer
He was flippin' and floppin'
@@shonda79able
Well to be clear, it wasn’t Kramer himself who was flippin and floppin.
@@shonda79able and he’s...Lovin’ every minute of it!!!
His gesture is savage
Proceeds to drink water
4:25 “I’m out there Jerry and I’m loving every minute of it!”
Love that funny line. 😆😆
A little bit of Al Pacino 😂
"I'm the last male Kramer. We're facing extinction!!" haha Only Kramer could come up with such a brilliant line.
I've always loved Kramer he so unique
Kramer not being able to procreate would be a positive.
it would be awful if the Kramers went the way of the dodo
Oh man.
but he doesn't want to get married so his offspring would have their mother's name.......poor Kramer
"The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine."
🤣
Elaine backing up on the couch is classic...
His face when he says" I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!" 100000%
@@BostonTerrierDad623yes
@@claytonadair2623yes.
"I'm flipping, I'm flopping"
Meanwhile I'm dead 😂
This episode reminds me of an Elaine quote from an earlier episode...
_"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."_
The female body is a work of art. The male body is like a Jeep. It’s just for getting around. 😂😂😂
@@LowLevelNC It's utilitarian 🚙
The shrinkage 😂
@@LowLevelNC there’s good naked and bad naked.
"The Chinese Woman"is a top 3 Seinfeld episode. Every scene is hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁
It’s such a hirarious episode!
Almost every line!
@@steverogers7601 whenever I need a Seinfeld fix, I watch this episode.
@@hosamawadallah1271 You mean rine?
My favorite part is Estelle flipping out when she finds out Donna Chang isn't Chinese, screaming " I WAS DUPED"
Hold up, The Chinese Woman is the man in the Cape episode? This is one of the best episodes! Every storyline is absolute gold. Gold I tell you!
Gold Jerry, gold!
I have no eye for fashion?!?!?!
He doesn’t follow the trends. @@jarrodbarkley9061
"I'm the last male Kramer! We're facing extinction!" 😂
He talks about himself like he’s a dying species
@@thelevisullivanhe is a dying species
You never slipped one past the goalie..... lmao. Best line in the show filled with great lines. ✌️
My wife pulled the goalie but didn't tell me.
*looks at the pile of underwear on his table*
“Well, I’m gonna have to move now.”
I love how jerry smiles on half of his deliveries he did not take this show seriously lmaoo
Have to hand it to Kramer, a lot of comedy genius in these skits.
3:59 best "Oh no" I have ever hear. Was genuine and sensirious.
I prefer Elaine going " Oooh ooh " and backing off around 4:05
Man, the conversations / situations they have on this show... Never come close to having anything like most of them in my life! 😆
I do. It depends if you grew up surrounded by Jews, lol. My best friend, childhood friend, and close relatives. Funny, neurotic, confrontational, good, loyal people. I love them.
@@ithecastic 😆🙏
Kramer: Yea, but than I'd have to- well, you know.. into a cup in the middle of the day.
Elaine: does that conflict with your regular schedule. 😂😂😂😂
Kramer: oh MAN at 2:15 LOL
I mentioned a few bits of wisdom from Confucius.
Confucius, huh?
You know, you're not Chinese!
😂😂😂
Estelle wasn't taking advice from some girl from Long Island. 😁😁
“I was duped !”@@shonda79able
My Boys Need a House - cosmo kramer quote
Kramer has an Al Pacino voice, sometimes…😂
"Here, take my jockey shorts" i died 😂😂😂
I'm out there Jerry! And i'm loving every minute of it! LOL!!! My favorite line of this episode!
his face when he says it 😂
Easily top ten Kramer quote.
Julia is trying her level best not to laugh
The “Oh no.” gets me EVERY TIME!! 😂😂
I started going Commando in 1993... Kramer is right..loving every minute of it..still. 😁
nasty
same lately too
I've toyed with the idea of wearing a kilt. I think that's the ultimate solution. No bifurcated trousers. Air circulation is key.
tbh there are advantages, and disadvanteges.
“Going commando”? Isn’t that another storyline that Friends stole from Seinfeld? One in a very long list of stolen ideas.
1:25 _”Aaaaghhhh lot of em!!”_
😂
Does that conflict with your regular schedule? 😂
Does that conflict with regular schedule,,, just brilliant
I don't know what's scarier. Kramer going commando, or Kramer actually having a child.
Well, he’d Have to go commando to Have a child‼️
This is such a pick your poison situation, both of these throw off the natural balance.
It's a bit frightening to think of a million little Kramers running around.
There's nothing holding me in place....I'm Flipping, I'm Flopping! Guess he got use to that because imagine all the gymnastic moves his "Boys" did when he went Commando!🤣
Like the 70's toy "Clacker's"
Hilarious 🤣
Great episode
" I'm out there, Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it"
Favorite line!
It's obvious why he won four Emmys
How come that Kramer's afraid that he'll never have kids, but in one episode he tells Jerry how much family life sucks? Cosmo is truly a bizarre person
That's why he's Kramer and I wouldn't have it any other way!!!😆🤣💯
@@benjamintribe4652 Giddy up, I agree!
Hes an enigma wrapped in a pretzel
@@edtheman28 I think, he's more of a chicken wing man 🍗
The desire for reproduction is very deep rooted in all living things. It's how we all got here. Sure being a family man might not be for everyone but we all still have that biological/evolutionary drive, and it can be distressing to learn that you wouldn't be able to fulfill that someday (for example if you're shootin' blanks)
Kramer should have just worn boxer briefs, which I've found to be a good middle point.
Also if his issue with boxers was lack of support, how is wearing no underwear at all better?
They were “bagging up and rising in” too that’s how it’s different
Boxers suck. Constant wedgies all the time.
"You never slipped one past the goalie?"
PRICELESS
Sorry Kramer those records are permanently sealed.
"Kramer say it isn't so-"
"-Oh it be so!"
I love this scene!
DO A COMPILATION OF EVERYTIME GEORGE SAYS JERRY
Since I watched this episode and (The Wait Out) episode, I've stopped wearing jeans and jockeys, my Boys like Flipping and Flopping🤭
These "Nothing, Forever" clips are getting more and more realistic!
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam!
“Really? You never slipped one past the goalie in all these years?” 😂🤣 lmao
The writing is perfect
I'm just here for Elaine's expressions.
So freaking funny!!!
I've read that they had to cut one line for time. It's too bad. Originally, after Kramer said, "I feel like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside," Jerry said "Somebody better warn the sheep, quick!"
LOL at slip one by the goalie. 🤣🤣🤣
I’ve never understood why “going commando” is weird to some people. I haven’t owned a pair of boxers OR briefs in like 15 years and it’s great. At this point in my life, it just seems like an unnecessary step and more laundry to do…
I can’t with Elaine’s face on the thumbnail 💀
I want her to look up at me like that 😂
OH IT BE SO
You never passed past the goalie was epic 😂😂
I free balled it all the way into my 30s. Only starting wearing boxers/briefs when doctor told my pops he needed to, hahaha. Figured I'd get ahead of the game.
why did the doctor say that?
Kramer: 1)throw underwear away
2)leave underwear on Jerry's table 👈 👏 ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐
One of the all-time unsung lines in history: "The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine."
I'm flippin, I'm floppin!
😂😂😂😂😂
This routine wouldn't work without Cosmo.
"I'm flippin and I'm floppin'!" HAHA
I would think that boxer briefs would’ve been available at the time for Kramer considering they came out in 1991.
Isn't that still form-fitting like briefs?
It was a modern thing at the time. The plot has to be simple enough for everyone to know the references and understand the premise.
My husband was told by the MD to start wearing them in the 80s.
@@Oceangirl_505 Thanks for the info.
Elaine at 4:14 😅😂🤣
Jerry: oh no!
Elaine: oh yes!
George: oh yes! oh yes! oh yes!
Jerry: that’s it everyone out of my apartment now!
The face Elaine makes at 4:24 is unironically the most horrifying and revolting visage of a human creature I've ever seen. How the f...
Jerry running away backwards from Kramer’s pile of tighty-whities is tremendous 🤣😂🤣😂
I had to look up that "jockey shorts" refers to briefs. I guess it's a bit before my time or just not regional to me.
Kramer the Cosmonut
We have a situation here Jerry…. Kramer is flippin and floppin….. are you going commando? It be so…. He’s out there Jerry and loving every minute of it….
"I'm flipping, I'm flopping"
Elaine may have had her own flaws but dam Julia always had the best smile!
My boys need a house!
It is possible to freeze light. Depends on how cold. That's why S count.
"A lot of them"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
oh damn there are no shows like this anymore
“Does that conflict with your regular schedule?”
The shouw wouldn't be the same without the crazy Kramer
He did an amazing job. I cant think of anyone else who could have pulled it off.
I’m flippin I’m floppin 😂
Does that conflict with your regular schedule? 💀
I had to age into this show. Now its hilarious
"A LOT of women!"
0:33 she's trying not to laugh
Kramer might be Ed Norton's long lost son.
any time is a perfect time.
elaine sound effect at 4:13 LOL
I think JLD was pregnant here.
2:42 That twitching
I'm flippin I'm floppin LMAO
That thumbnail
I thought it was an unspoken rule. By the time you’re 13, every guy switches from briefs to boxers.
Cosmo’s boys have been living in a two story house. He never slipped one past the goalie. Oh man! Cosmo needs to start living outside set those boys free. It be so. He’s out there now Jerry and lovin every minute of it. Now if he only had Margot Robbie tell him, we’re not going to be friends Cosmo? Leo you are out…
Uh
Donna Chang 😹
Where's those week 10 picks. Rider's game was cool. Can't believe they went 4 it 3rd down on 20yrd line, mason will be fine. About to watch replay of ticats game. I feel asleep.
looks like little comet kramer is on the way.
"What, what?" You know for a woman with an i.q. of 145 Elaine needs an awful lot of things explained to her.
Perfection.
A lot of em !