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  • @MinionOfCthulhu
    @MinionOfCthulhu Рік тому +876

    “But then I have to…you know…into a cup, in the middle of the day??”
    “Does that conflict with your regular schedule?”
    Absolutely savage.

    • @10RRASK
      @10RRASK Рік тому +40

      And her saying it with a mouth full of food makes it that much better

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Рік тому +7

      Well, it does... it's something out of his master debating routine.

    • @LowLevelNC
      @LowLevelNC Рік тому +16

      In this situation, the preferred course of action is to remain master of your domain.

    • @chesscomsupport8689
      @chesscomsupport8689 Рік тому +10

      I have to agree with him there. It kind of messes up my mojo for the rest of the day.

    • @devilmancrybaby2101
      @devilmancrybaby2101 Рік тому +2

      1:48 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @quietman71
    @quietman71 Рік тому +181

    3:08 "I'm flippin', I'm floppin'!" Never fails to have me cracking up.

  • @LallanAlexHockstetter
    @LallanAlexHockstetter Рік тому +249

    “I’m out there Jerry and I’m lovin every minute of it”. It’s the face he makes and the little dance that makes it funny 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tristramcoffin926
      @tristramcoffin926 Рік тому +7

      It's literally one of his best lines in the entire series. That affect is so hilarious.

    • @ot7stan207
      @ot7stan207 Рік тому +6

      hes unhinged literally! lol

    • @kpopfan674
      @kpopfan674 5 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, aside from for the unhinged fans, normally Seinfeld isn't particularly funny but I actually laughed at that.

  • @iyziejane
    @iyziejane Рік тому +358

    Jerry: those records are sealed
    Kramer shouting across the street: "SHE'S LATE!"

    • @pipedown1246
      @pipedown1246 Рік тому +21

      Jerry said those records are permanently sealed but he gave himself away by asking Kramer has he ever slipped one pass the goalie, hinting that he have.

    • @andrasszabo1570
      @andrasszabo1570 5 місяців тому +1

      @@pipedown1246 Or you know, he might have been joking. Absolutely astounding notion, especially for a comedian!

  • @hermanchristoffersson
    @hermanchristoffersson Рік тому +141

    "Kramer say it isn't so"
    "Oh it be so" 😂

  • @_Shadoh_
    @_Shadoh_ Рік тому +45

    "I'm going through this stuff like water!" always get me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @avb19d6
      @avb19d6 Місяць тому

      Reminds me of the “it’s like a sauna in here”

  • @Obsessedwithcookies757
    @Obsessedwithcookies757 Рік тому +349

    “My boys need a house.”
    - Cosmo Kramer

    • @shonda79able
      @shonda79able Рік тому +19

      He was flippin' and floppin'

    • @RESIST_DIGITAL_ID_UK
      @RESIST_DIGITAL_ID_UK Рік тому +6

      @@shonda79able
      Well to be clear, it wasn’t Kramer himself who was flippin and floppin.

    • @danielgreenleaf
      @danielgreenleaf Рік тому +5

      @@shonda79able and he’s...Lovin’ every minute of it!!!

    • @Boss_Tanaka
      @Boss_Tanaka Рік тому +3

      His gesture is savage

    • @ShadowRubberDuck
      @ShadowRubberDuck Рік тому +2

      Proceeds to drink water

  • @davidmurray7617
    @davidmurray7617 Рік тому +89

    4:25 “I’m out there Jerry and I’m loving every minute of it!”
    Love that funny line. 😆😆

  • @shaunbarnett2972
    @shaunbarnett2972 Рік тому +156

    "I'm the last male Kramer. We're facing extinction!!" haha Only Kramer could come up with such a brilliant line.

    • @jorgegaray7614
      @jorgegaray7614 Рік тому +3

      I've always loved Kramer he so unique

    • @afisemenaborevlaka48
      @afisemenaborevlaka48 Рік тому +1

      Kramer not being able to procreate would be a positive.

    • @4exgold
      @4exgold Рік тому +2

      it would be awful if the Kramers went the way of the dodo

    • @claytonadair2623
      @claytonadair2623 10 місяців тому +1

      Oh man.

    • @quinoasongs2507
      @quinoasongs2507 9 місяців тому +1

      but he doesn't want to get married so his offspring would have their mother's name.......poor Kramer

  • @shonda79able
    @shonda79able Рік тому +464

    "The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine."

    • @jamicl2580
      @jamicl2580 Рік тому +13

      🤣

    • @crazyjoedavola5430
      @crazyjoedavola5430 Рік тому +18

      Elaine backing up on the couch is classic...

    • @BostonTerrierDad623
      @BostonTerrierDad623 Рік тому +14

      His face when he says" I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!" 100000%

    • @claytonadair2623
      @claytonadair2623 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@BostonTerrierDad623yes

    • @Mefor2044
      @Mefor2044 10 місяців тому

      @@claytonadair2623yes.

  • @redfox14-ffox
    @redfox14-ffox Рік тому +38

    "I'm flipping, I'm flopping"
    Meanwhile I'm dead 😂

  • @JanetStarChild
    @JanetStarChild Рік тому +71

    This episode reminds me of an Elaine quote from an earlier episode...
    _"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."_

    • @LowLevelNC
      @LowLevelNC Рік тому +20

      The female body is a work of art. The male body is like a Jeep. It’s just for getting around. 😂😂😂

    • @bink
      @bink Рік тому +9

      @@LowLevelNC It's utilitarian 🚙

    • @shooterdownunder
      @shooterdownunder Рік тому +7

      The shrinkage 😂

    • @stoneylonesome5826
      @stoneylonesome5826 9 місяців тому +5

      @@LowLevelNC there’s good naked and bad naked.

  • @shonda79able
    @shonda79able Рік тому +177

    "The Chinese Woman"is a top 3 Seinfeld episode. Every scene is hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 Рік тому +14

      It’s such a hirarious episode!

    • @hosamawadallah1271
      @hosamawadallah1271 Рік тому +7

      Almost every line!

    • @shonda79able
      @shonda79able Рік тому +4

      @@steverogers7601 whenever I need a Seinfeld fix, I watch this episode.

    • @arvindhmani06
      @arvindhmani06 Рік тому +6

      @@hosamawadallah1271 You mean rine?

    • @Cookieboy70
      @Cookieboy70 Рік тому +12

      My favorite part is Estelle flipping out when she finds out Donna Chang isn't Chinese, screaming " I WAS DUPED"

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Рік тому +74

    Hold up, The Chinese Woman is the man in the Cape episode? This is one of the best episodes! Every storyline is absolute gold. Gold I tell you!

  • @jrporter50
    @jrporter50 Рік тому +120

    "I'm the last male Kramer! We're facing extinction!" 😂

    • @thelevisullivan
      @thelevisullivan Рік тому +10

      He talks about himself like he’s a dying species

    • @joseph_b319
      @joseph_b319 Рік тому +4

      @@thelevisullivanhe is a dying species

  • @seanimac7759
    @seanimac7759 Рік тому +38

    You never slipped one past the goalie..... lmao. Best line in the show filled with great lines. ✌️

    • @danthemankhan
      @danthemankhan 9 місяців тому

      My wife pulled the goalie but didn't tell me.

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 Рік тому +28

    *looks at the pile of underwear on his table*
    “Well, I’m gonna have to move now.”

  • @ruffprophetproductions
    @ruffprophetproductions Рік тому +11

    I love how jerry smiles on half of his deliveries he did not take this show seriously lmaoo

  • @angeloiodice9304
    @angeloiodice9304 Рік тому +28

    Have to hand it to Kramer, a lot of comedy genius in these skits.

  • @lenteja123
    @lenteja123 Рік тому +14

    3:59 best "Oh no" I have ever hear. Was genuine and sensirious.

    • @jayadevmenon7086
      @jayadevmenon7086 Рік тому +4

      I prefer Elaine going " Oooh ooh " and backing off around 4:05

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar Рік тому +31

    Man, the conversations / situations they have on this show... Never come close to having anything like most of them in my life! 😆

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot Рік тому +1

      I do. It depends if you grew up surrounded by Jews, lol. My best friend, childhood friend, and close relatives. Funny, neurotic, confrontational, good, loyal people. I love them.

    • @rjathar
      @rjathar Рік тому

      @@ithecastic 😆🙏

  • @treatwomenright33
    @treatwomenright33 Рік тому +9

    Kramer: Yea, but than I'd have to- well, you know.. into a cup in the middle of the day.
    Elaine: does that conflict with your regular schedule. 😂😂😂😂

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 Рік тому +13

    Kramer: oh MAN at 2:15 LOL

  • @LowLevelNC
    @LowLevelNC Рік тому +8

    I mentioned a few bits of wisdom from Confucius.
    Confucius, huh?
    You know, you're not Chinese!
    😂😂😂

    • @shonda79able
      @shonda79able Рік тому +4

      Estelle wasn't taking advice from some girl from Long Island. 😁😁

    • @stoneylonesome5826
      @stoneylonesome5826 9 місяців тому

      “I was duped !”@@shonda79able

  • @olethegoatsolkjaer6966
    @olethegoatsolkjaer6966 Рік тому +12

    My Boys Need a House - cosmo kramer quote

  • @prosimulate
    @prosimulate Рік тому +17

    Kramer has an Al Pacino voice, sometimes…😂

  • @Robot444-yn5wb
    @Robot444-yn5wb 4 місяці тому +2

    "Here, take my jockey shorts" i died 😂😂😂

  • @LowLevelNC
    @LowLevelNC Рік тому +75

    I'm out there Jerry! And i'm loving every minute of it! LOL!!! My favorite line of this episode!

  • @jayadevmenon7086
    @jayadevmenon7086 Рік тому +23

    Julia is trying her level best not to laugh

  • @Mike19737
    @Mike19737 9 місяців тому +1

    The “Oh no.” gets me EVERY TIME!! 😂😂

  • @Mr1Tanker
    @Mr1Tanker Рік тому +47

    I started going Commando in 1993... Kramer is right..loving every minute of it..still. 😁

    • @gmfitzg
      @gmfitzg Рік тому +19

      nasty

    • @gu9838
      @gu9838 Рік тому

      same lately too

    • @counterflow5719
      @counterflow5719 Рік тому +4

      I've toyed with the idea of wearing a kilt. I think that's the ultimate solution. No bifurcated trousers. Air circulation is key.

    • @dont-want-no-wrench
      @dont-want-no-wrench Рік тому

      tbh there are advantages, and disadvanteges.

    • @cactaceous
      @cactaceous Рік тому +4

      “Going commando”? Isn’t that another storyline that Friends stole from Seinfeld? One in a very long list of stolen ideas.

  • @miamitten1123
    @miamitten1123 Рік тому +7

    1:25 _”Aaaaghhhh lot of em!!”_
    😂

  • @christophergolfer
    @christophergolfer Рік тому +20

    Does that conflict with your regular schedule? 😂

  • @jamietrev
    @jamietrev Рік тому +2

    Does that conflict with regular schedule,,, just brilliant

  • @ericsmith8373
    @ericsmith8373 Рік тому +19

    I don't know what's scarier. Kramer going commando, or Kramer actually having a child.

    • @trainfire2008
      @trainfire2008 7 місяців тому +1

      Well, he’d Have to go commando to Have a child‼️

    • @FOXZILLA5734
      @FOXZILLA5734 5 місяців тому +1

      This is such a pick your poison situation, both of these throw off the natural balance.

  • @ModMokkaMatti
    @ModMokkaMatti Рік тому +12

    It's a bit frightening to think of a million little Kramers running around.

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport Рік тому +18

    There's nothing holding me in place....I'm Flipping, I'm Flopping! Guess he got use to that because imagine all the gymnastic moves his "Boys" did when he went Commando!🤣

    • @lonewarrior1549
      @lonewarrior1549 Рік тому +2

      Like the 70's toy "Clacker's"
      Hilarious 🤣

  • @coolboyrbx2866
    @coolboyrbx2866 Рік тому +10

    Great episode

  • @SeanHenderson
    @SeanHenderson 3 місяці тому

    " I'm out there, Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it"
    Favorite line!

  • @randyjohnson6845
    @randyjohnson6845 Рік тому +12

    It's obvious why he won four Emmys

  • @Napalm_lover
    @Napalm_lover Рік тому +59

    How come that Kramer's afraid that he'll never have kids, but in one episode he tells Jerry how much family life sucks? Cosmo is truly a bizarre person

    • @benjamintribe4652
      @benjamintribe4652 Рік тому +12

      That's why he's Kramer and I wouldn't have it any other way!!!😆🤣💯

    • @Napalm_lover
      @Napalm_lover Рік тому +6

      @@benjamintribe4652 Giddy up, I agree!

    • @edtheman28
      @edtheman28 Рік тому +9

      Hes an enigma wrapped in a pretzel

    • @Napalm_lover
      @Napalm_lover Рік тому +5

      @@edtheman28 I think, he's more of a chicken wing man 🍗

    • @Eralen00
      @Eralen00 Рік тому +12

      The desire for reproduction is very deep rooted in all living things. It's how we all got here. Sure being a family man might not be for everyone but we all still have that biological/evolutionary drive, and it can be distressing to learn that you wouldn't be able to fulfill that someday (for example if you're shootin' blanks)

  • @cooljammer00
    @cooljammer00 Рік тому +25

    Kramer should have just worn boxer briefs, which I've found to be a good middle point.
    Also if his issue with boxers was lack of support, how is wearing no underwear at all better?

    • @zfish1995
      @zfish1995 Рік тому +5

      They were “bagging up and rising in” too that’s how it’s different

    • @bennybenjben9594
      @bennybenjben9594 Рік тому +1

      Boxers suck. Constant wedgies all the time.

  • @stevendorris5713
    @stevendorris5713 Рік тому +18

    "You never slipped one past the goalie?"
    PRICELESS

    • @huntercoleman460
      @huntercoleman460 10 місяців тому +2

      Sorry Kramer those records are permanently sealed.

  • @enthiegavoir5955
    @enthiegavoir5955 Рік тому +3

    "Kramer say it isn't so-"
    "-Oh it be so!"

  • @alexmapp5444
    @alexmapp5444 Рік тому +16

    I love this scene!

  • @malcolmattheend
    @malcolmattheend Рік тому +4

    DO A COMPILATION OF EVERYTIME GEORGE SAYS JERRY

  • @mufc1417
    @mufc1417 Рік тому +3

    Since I watched this episode and (The Wait Out) episode, I've stopped wearing jeans and jockeys, my Boys like Flipping and Flopping🤭

  • @DemetriusSorvo
    @DemetriusSorvo Рік тому +5

    These "Nothing, Forever" clips are getting more and more realistic!

  • @carlys1391
    @carlys1391 Рік тому +1

    “Really? You never slipped one past the goalie in all these years?” 😂🤣 lmao

  • @hw3748
    @hw3748 5 місяців тому

    The writing is perfect

  • @jeric_synergy8581
    @jeric_synergy8581 4 місяці тому

    I'm just here for Elaine's expressions.

  • @donnamead3439
    @donnamead3439 Рік тому +12

    So freaking funny!!!

  • @quietman71
    @quietman71 Рік тому +9

    I've read that they had to cut one line for time. It's too bad. Originally, after Kramer said, "I feel like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside," Jerry said "Somebody better warn the sheep, quick!"

  • @dannyshortwave
    @dannyshortwave Рік тому +2

    LOL at slip one by the goalie. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @manifestgtr
    @manifestgtr Рік тому +2

    I’ve never understood why “going commando” is weird to some people. I haven’t owned a pair of boxers OR briefs in like 15 years and it’s great. At this point in my life, it just seems like an unnecessary step and more laundry to do…

  • @Pep1tooo
    @Pep1tooo Рік тому +16

    I can’t with Elaine’s face on the thumbnail 💀

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 7 місяців тому

      I want her to look up at me like that 😂

  • @masterprattu
    @masterprattu Рік тому +4

    OH IT BE SO

  • @daniel.j9062
    @daniel.j9062 27 днів тому

    You never passed past the goalie was epic 😂😂

  • @jonny-b4954
    @jonny-b4954 Рік тому +2

    I free balled it all the way into my 30s. Only starting wearing boxers/briefs when doctor told my pops he needed to, hahaha. Figured I'd get ahead of the game.

    • @fakename6658
      @fakename6658 10 місяців тому

      why did the doctor say that?

  • @michaelweston2285
    @michaelweston2285 Рік тому +4

    Kramer: 1)throw underwear away
    2)leave underwear on Jerry's table 👈 👏 ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

  • @j.benjamin3782
    @j.benjamin3782 Рік тому +1

    One of the all-time unsung lines in history: "The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine."

  • @jarrodbarkley9061
    @jarrodbarkley9061 Рік тому +1

    I'm flippin, I'm floppin!
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ppumpkin3282
    @ppumpkin3282 Рік тому +2

    This routine wouldn't work without Cosmo.

  • @weeniehutjunior
    @weeniehutjunior Рік тому

    "I'm flippin and I'm floppin'!" HAHA

  • @georgehernandez9767
    @georgehernandez9767 Рік тому +16

    I would think that boxer briefs would’ve been available at the time for Kramer considering they came out in 1991.

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild Рік тому

      Isn't that still form-fitting like briefs?

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Рік тому +3

      It was a modern thing at the time. The plot has to be simple enough for everyone to know the references and understand the premise.

    • @Oceangirl_505
      @Oceangirl_505 Рік тому +2

      My husband was told by the MD to start wearing them in the 80s.

    • @georgehernandez9767
      @georgehernandez9767 Рік тому +4

      @@Oceangirl_505 Thanks for the info.

  • @rattus3102
    @rattus3102 Рік тому +1

    Elaine at 4:14 😅😂🤣

  • @marcusblum7462
    @marcusblum7462 Рік тому +6

    Jerry: oh no!
    Elaine: oh yes!
    George: oh yes! oh yes! oh yes!
    Jerry: that’s it everyone out of my apartment now!

  • @StudioMod
    @StudioMod Рік тому

    The face Elaine makes at 4:24 is unironically the most horrifying and revolting visage of a human creature I've ever seen. How the f...

  • @rftulie
    @rftulie 4 місяці тому

    Jerry running away backwards from Kramer’s pile of tighty-whities is tremendous 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @SuperLuigiSixty4
    @SuperLuigiSixty4 Рік тому

    I had to look up that "jockey shorts" refers to briefs. I guess it's a bit before my time or just not regional to me.

  • @itwontcomeout5678
    @itwontcomeout5678 Рік тому +4

    Kramer the Cosmonut

  • @bigh7972
    @bigh7972 8 місяців тому

    We have a situation here Jerry…. Kramer is flippin and floppin….. are you going commando? It be so…. He’s out there Jerry and loving every minute of it….

  • @reallymakesyouthink
    @reallymakesyouthink Рік тому +2

    "I'm flipping, I'm flopping"

  • @haydendraycott7897
    @haydendraycott7897 9 місяців тому

    Elaine may have had her own flaws but dam Julia always had the best smile!

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 Рік тому +5

    My boys need a house!

  • @venkybabu8140
    @venkybabu8140 Рік тому

    It is possible to freeze light. Depends on how cold. That's why S count.

  • @US_John
    @US_John Рік тому

    "A lot of them"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @markoj3512
    @markoj3512 3 місяці тому

    oh damn there are no shows like this anymore

  • @inncogneato6341
    @inncogneato6341 Рік тому +1

    “Does that conflict with your regular schedule?”

  • @MotoVio
    @MotoVio Рік тому +2

    The shouw wouldn't be the same without the crazy Kramer

    • @Glenn-F-Rice
      @Glenn-F-Rice 2 місяці тому +1

      He did an amazing job. I cant think of anyone else who could have pulled it off.

  • @harryparsons2750
    @harryparsons2750 Рік тому +1

    I’m flippin I’m floppin 😂

  • @JuiceeVasquez
    @JuiceeVasquez Рік тому +2

    Does that conflict with your regular schedule? 💀

  • @TheMasterofallsides
    @TheMasterofallsides Рік тому +6

    I had to age into this show. Now its hilarious

  • @AmraphelofShinar
    @AmraphelofShinar Рік тому +1

    "A LOT of women!"

  • @tonywong8134
    @tonywong8134 2 місяці тому +1

    0:33 she's trying not to laugh

  • @MrCabimero
    @MrCabimero 4 місяці тому +1

    Kramer might be Ed Norton's long lost son.

  • @shuriKen469
    @shuriKen469 Місяць тому

    any time is a perfect time.

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 Рік тому +2

    elaine sound effect at 4:13 LOL

  • @edp3202
    @edp3202 Рік тому +3

    I think JLD was pregnant here.

  • @Chrisbajs
    @Chrisbajs 7 місяців тому

    2:42 That twitching

  • @starcrafter13terran
    @starcrafter13terran 6 місяців тому

    I'm flippin I'm floppin LMAO

  • @dariusalexander8985
    @dariusalexander8985 Рік тому +8

    That thumbnail

  • @tylerbushong3452
    @tylerbushong3452 Рік тому +8

    I thought it was an unspoken rule. By the time you’re 13, every guy switches from briefs to boxers.

  • @bigh7972
    @bigh7972 Рік тому +4

    Cosmo’s boys have been living in a two story house. He never slipped one past the goalie. Oh man! Cosmo needs to start living outside set those boys free. It be so. He’s out there now Jerry and lovin every minute of it. Now if he only had Margot Robbie tell him, we’re not going to be friends Cosmo? Leo you are out…

  • @magyarieniko9659
    @magyarieniko9659 Рік тому

    Donna Chang 😹

  • @michaelmilton8925
    @michaelmilton8925 Рік тому

    Where's those week 10 picks. Rider's game was cool. Can't believe they went 4 it 3rd down on 20yrd line, mason will be fine. About to watch replay of ticats game. I feel asleep.

  • @jonathan2755
    @jonathan2755 Рік тому +1

    looks like little comet kramer is on the way.

  • @melanieparker
    @melanieparker Рік тому +1

    "What, what?" You know for a woman with an i.q. of 145 Elaine needs an awful lot of things explained to her.

  • @vertamps
    @vertamps 7 місяців тому

    Perfection.

  • @michaelfurminger6432
    @michaelfurminger6432 Рік тому +1

    A lot of em !