So...I Finally Watched THE SUBSTANCE!

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  • @deusex3124
    @deusex3124 3 місяці тому +889

    The sound design for this film is perfect. RESPECT THE BALANCE.

    • @FredBloggs919
      @FredBloggs919 3 місяці тому +4

      Yes, it’s amazing!

    • @crestinglight
      @crestinglight 3 місяці тому +18

      Should definitely get an Oscar for best sound design. This was the outstanding piece of the film for me.

    • @Mightyzinger1
      @Mightyzinger1 3 місяці тому +4

      I’m sure it has been made with passion by a techno music lover.

    • @majin-vegeta90
      @majin-vegeta90 3 місяці тому +2

      So good. I loved the sound and the voice

    • @ciscoisaboss
      @ciscoisaboss 2 місяці тому +2

      I got chills in the blood scene and on the first substance use.

  • @1stMarDiv4341
    @1stMarDiv4341 3 місяці тому +550

    The scene with Demi Moore trying to get ready for a date but fixating on her perceived flaws to the point of losing it should warrant an Oscar nom alone. Freakin’ heartbreaking to watch.

    • @just2lovable
      @just2lovable Місяць тому +29

      I’m only in mid 30s and I’ve honestly had a moment like that. This film hits hard. It’s a horror film but I wonder how many women will watch it and think… “oh”.

    • @AppIeOfficial
      @AppIeOfficial Місяць тому +3

      it was so corny

    • @ignacio9813
      @ignacio9813 26 днів тому +2

      It was lame

    • @StandStrong_MovieReviews
      @StandStrong_MovieReviews 24 дні тому +5

      This movie was EXTREMELY disturbing and that's what made it so good, feel free to checkout my movie review video on this guys!

    • @1stMarDiv4341
      @1stMarDiv4341 24 дні тому

      @@AppIeOfficial lolz

  • @EleventhCubFan
    @EleventhCubFan 3 місяці тому +2079

    REMEMBER. YOU. ARE. ONE.

    • @Andy-pw8tm
      @Andy-pw8tm 3 місяці тому +106

      YOU CAN’T ESCAPE FROM YOURSELF

    • @aliinlondon
      @aliinlondon 3 місяці тому +10

      Well, he was supposed to be the chosen one...

    • @FATE522
      @FATE522 3 місяці тому +31

      ​@@Andy-pw8tmNO EXCEPTIONS

    • @ahabduennschitz7670
      @ahabduennschitz7670 3 місяці тому +22

      No. This. is. Patrick!

    • @HeroEmiya
      @HeroEmiya 3 місяці тому +1

      *the one

  • @nosickl
    @nosickl 3 місяці тому +92

    "Requiem for a Dream" meets "The Fly" - You are not overselling it, you hit the nail on the head!

    • @Paul20661
      @Paul20661 10 днів тому

      gave ya like 69 😎

    • @Paul20661
      @Paul20661 10 днів тому +1

      have not seen either of those films but only recently saw the substance,came out 10 january here
      and ye,we were a bit traumatized haha
      went with a friend,i did not seen any of the terrified movies but she said terrifier 3 was less gross than this XD

    • @nosickl
      @nosickl 9 днів тому +1

      @Paul20661 Well, Terrifier is a gory slasher franchise, The Substance is about body horror, just like The Fly

  • @delc4387
    @delc4387 3 місяці тому +631

    Ray Liotta was originally cast in “The Substance” but sadly passed away before he could shoot his scenes. Dennis Quaid was cast in the role thereafter.

    • @Jadewonderland
      @Jadewonderland 3 місяці тому +98

      He would’ve killed that role!

    • @BooBanana
      @BooBanana 3 місяці тому +49

      @@JadewonderlandI dunno man, Quaid’s performance was perfectly sleazy and gross. I don’t think Liotta could have sold that shrimp scene as well.

    • @eddieescalante5029
      @eddieescalante5029 3 місяці тому +50

      @@BooBananaI love Quaid’s performance, but I wouldn’t doubt about Liotta’s capacity to portray those scenes, alas, we’ll never know

    • @Jadewonderland
      @Jadewonderland 3 місяці тому +18

      @@BooBanana Ray Liotta looks more like a sleazy guy than Quaid does. Quaid has been typecasted to play fatherly or “good guy” roles

    • @Simon7000000
      @Simon7000000 3 місяці тому +9

      I'd love it if someone did an experiment where 2 different directors made the same film with entirely different cast and crew.

  • @Erasureeraser
    @Erasureeraser 3 місяці тому +2412

    The fact that there was no subtle at all for Dennis Quaid's character playing a manipulative creepy film producer named "Harvey" 😂😂😂

    • @memecliparchives2254
      @memecliparchives2254 3 місяці тому +48

      And we all know what "the substance" is called😬🤐💀

    • @MrAsmontero
      @MrAsmontero 3 місяці тому +4

      @@memecliparchives2254 what?

    • @incognito-p9c
      @incognito-p9c 3 місяці тому +99

      I was getting Vince Mcmahon vibes from that dude

    • @muhammadalikhan7244
      @muhammadalikhan7244 3 місяці тому

      ​@@MrAsmonteroAdrenochrome

    • @chrxs61632
      @chrxs61632 3 місяці тому +26

      @@memecliparchives2254Adrenochrome? 😂

  • @tgc93
    @tgc93 3 місяці тому +1294

    I think Jeremy is probably the only UA-camr I was watching regularly 10 years ago that I still watch regularly today. Your consistency is impressive and appreciated. Congrats on 2 million!

    • @captainamvv7135
      @captainamvv7135 3 місяці тому +16

      Oh my god that's true.. I just realized it's same for me as well

    • @SFBenjaminK
      @SFBenjaminK 3 місяці тому +2

      his cute & so much reminds & lookalike that dude in 80s actor the Vampire dude in Fright Night movie

    • @jarchack
      @jarchack 3 місяці тому +8

      I don't think I'm watching any of the channels I subscribed to 10 years ago but I've been on Jeremy's for a while now.

    • @rross46
      @rross46 3 місяці тому +4

      Same, first came across him around 2012, been consistently great since then, best movie reviewer on the site imo

    • @nicomal
      @nicomal 3 місяці тому +1

      I never thought of that. And you are right.

  • @Turtlpwr
    @Turtlpwr 3 місяці тому +468

    “I mean what do the Oscar’s mean anymore…?” Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @johnivory3245
      @johnivory3245 3 місяці тому +2

      Yet somehow people quantify them. If this movie gets nominated for anything, people will be singing a different tune.

    • @Rash23215
      @Rash23215 3 місяці тому +1

      Lol..... if u r even remotely a film fan, u damn well know they mean a LOT....

    • @tom23245
      @tom23245 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Rash23215Not to the general public anymore.

    • @Rash23215
      @Rash23215 3 місяці тому +1

      @@tom23245 lol.... and who are u to speak on general public's behalf?? People have been saying "Oscars don't mean anymore" since decades and it's still the most important thing for actors.... keep crying

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 3 місяці тому +1

      Oscars. It's a plural, not a possessive.

  • @VVVU2x
    @VVVU2x 3 місяці тому +655

    The fact that the movie is like 2 and a half hours long and Jeremy doesn't bring that up just shows how well the movie is paced.

    • @blahmcblahface3965
      @blahmcblahface3965 3 місяці тому +21

      What? It's too slow and too long. I was skipping through and didn't miss anything

    • @Alucard2091
      @Alucard2091 3 місяці тому

      that's attention span issue. I know some movies are too just empty​ or disjointed we have to skip.@@blahmcblahface3965

    • @ellajorgi2478
      @ellajorgi2478 3 місяці тому +48

      I didn't know the runtime going in, I didn't notice it during the screening. Indeed, the pacing is 👌

    • @billyobfas6962
      @billyobfas6962 3 місяці тому +1

      @@blahmcblahface3965cheapo pirate

    • @packedentertainment2866
      @packedentertainment2866 3 місяці тому +22

      I personally feel like it would’ve been better had they cut the last 10 to 20 minutes. I love the movie minus the ending. The ending just dragged it & turned into Carrie

  • @Rspit030
    @Rspit030 2 місяці тому +104

    It's like a dark , disturbing version of the nutty professor

    • @cliffallenalter-verse786
      @cliffallenalter-verse786 2 місяці тому +4

      Or an episode of an horror anthology series.

    • @yourfavoriteweapon92
      @yourfavoriteweapon92 2 місяці тому +3

      @@cliffallenalter-verse786 yes i thought exactly this. itd be an episode from Tales from the Crypt

    • @cliffallenalter-verse786
      @cliffallenalter-verse786 Місяць тому

      @@yourfavoriteweapon92 LOL! Uhmm, funny story...there was.
      Lea Thompson was the lead and the episode was titled "Only Skin Deep" or was it 'sin' deep?

  • @VGMR
    @VGMR 3 місяці тому +851

    I guess we could say Jeremy got two-million subscribers for having style and...substance.
    Congrats and great review!

    • @Cluv22
      @Cluv22 3 місяці тому +9

      *bah dop, ssssssss*

    • @VGMR
      @VGMR 3 місяці тому +4

      @@Cluv22 Thank you and you're welcome, Internet!

    • @Callum6160
      @Callum6160 3 місяці тому +4

      i imagined his intro song playing after i read the first half

    • @JohnBrownsUnfinishedBusiness
      @JohnBrownsUnfinishedBusiness 3 місяці тому +4

      Yes, he draws a laugh or two and occasionally asks a good question. JJ is A Good Time, No Alcohol Required (/s for idiots).

    • @BeerMetal58
      @BeerMetal58 3 місяці тому

      “There might be people with legitimate disorders who get labeled with this one, but this one, this specific thing we refer to as ADHD, is a godforsaken lie. I don’t care who is upset by that statement, who will stop reading me because I said it, or how many angry and disappointed Facebook comments are coming my way. ADHD is a fraud.” - Matt Walsh, on psychology.

  • @aepma
    @aepma 3 місяці тому +454

    I lost it at: "Let's make some therapy bills happen!"

    • @dahhmlife
      @dahhmlife 3 місяці тому +4

      🎯

    • @IdrisFashan
      @IdrisFashan 3 місяці тому +10

      2 million subs… we understand why. 😅

    • @GregHuffman1987
      @GregHuffman1987 3 місяці тому +4

      people keep invoking Cronneberg, but honestly i got more Brian Yuzna vibes

  • @brianbebee8141
    @brianbebee8141 3 місяці тому +175

    I saw The Substance the week after its official release date. This movie is still stuck in my head and still has me talking to people about it. I genuinely can't remember the last time a movie has been stuck in my head for this long. Usually, if a movie is in my mind for a long time, I start nitpicking at things I didn't like about it, but this movie is the exact opposite. I rarely say that I loved a movie these days but I really did love The Substance.

    • @blahmcblahface3965
      @blahmcblahface3965 3 місяці тому +6

      It's stuck in my head cause I'm angry about it. "would you like a younger you? Well you can't have it, you can lie on the floor for a week while someone else that looks different walks around" that's the movie and it's not what I was promised

    • @blahmcblahface3965
      @blahmcblahface3965 3 місяці тому +5

      I actually thought a younger demi moore was going to appear...but nope...different body, different person. Just another multiple personality movie zzzzzz

    • @101RealTalker
      @101RealTalker 3 місяці тому +3

      Requiem did it to me.

    • @TsubasaAnimations
      @TsubasaAnimations 3 місяці тому +2

      I think you might like Pearl if you haven't seen it. Definitely the most memorable out of the trilogy for me

    • @LewisYates
      @LewisYates 3 місяці тому +1

      It was great did the 3rd person came, it got way too stupid

  • @schuyler1786
    @schuyler1786 3 місяці тому +47

    Finally I hear someone else say Requiem For A Dream!! I got crazy vibes of that in this movie too, especially the last act. Along with everything else that's been said, I also got some Brazil (1985) vibes as well. Anyone else? You're a legend Jeremy!

    • @FearFrontierOFFICIAL
      @FearFrontierOFFICIAL 3 місяці тому +4

      Yes! Brazil, The Shining, Vertigo, and a lot of David Cronenberg wrapped in one crazy film.

    • @tylerbacoka4248
      @tylerbacoka4248 3 місяці тому +1

      @@FearFrontierOFFICIAL the thing!

    • @tylerbacoka4248
      @tylerbacoka4248 3 місяці тому

      toxic crusader even? goonies?...

    • @mangolos
      @mangolos 2 місяці тому

      transformers revenge of the fallen vibes for sure

  • @citizensane4387
    @citizensane4387 Місяць тому +14

    I put off watching this movie for 2 months. I finally watched it. I was impressed. And I admit, I was not ready for the last 15 minutes of it. Props to the pacing, i almost didn’t notice it was almost 2 1/2 hours long. 👏 👏 👏

  • @Poppomatic64
    @Poppomatic64 3 місяці тому +530

    Happy 2 Mil, Thank you for being a Boss!!

    • @josephsekara1377
      @josephsekara1377 3 місяці тому +5

      I think reviewing a certain film paid off for him Cotton. Wasn't sure if that bold strategy was gonna work out for him but it did.

    • @JohnBrownsUnfinishedBusiness
      @JohnBrownsUnfinishedBusiness 3 місяці тому +1

      Boss of blackface and licking the grundle of theocratic fascists.

    • @JohnBrownsUnfinishedBusiness
      @JohnBrownsUnfinishedBusiness 3 місяці тому +1

      @@josephsekara1377 Worked for Hugo Boss too.

    • @BeerMetal58
      @BeerMetal58 3 місяці тому +1

      “If you’ve been listening to the show for any length of time you know that I’m in favor of banning porn outright. I would like to ban all of it.” - Matt Walsh, on legislating morality.

  • @TheMilkyDonut
    @TheMilkyDonut 3 місяці тому +220

    One of the few youtubers i genuinely respect and love to see to do so well. Been here for over a decade cant wait for another decade!

    • @xavierguzman4812
      @xavierguzman4812 3 місяці тому +1

      Who said you were gonna be alive for another decade………

    • @TheMilkyDonut
      @TheMilkyDonut 3 місяці тому

      @@xavierguzman4812 true

  • @Ice_2192
    @Ice_2192 3 місяці тому +155

    You've been my primary movie reviewer since 2011. Keep doing what you're doing.

    • @Zaft_K
      @Zaft_K 3 місяці тому +5

      Ditto, since about 2010. You are the best, Jeremy.

    • @Ice_2192
      @Ice_2192 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Zaft_K I would probably also say 2010 for me. Inception was the first movie review I watched of his.

    • @bijansadoughi2128
      @bijansadoughi2128 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Ice_2192 nice! 2012 for me! My first review of his was After Earth 😂

    • @TheMakerRichards
      @TheMakerRichards 3 місяці тому +2

      2008, you kids were late to the party

    • @Driver_Hair_Dawg
      @Driver_Hair_Dawg 3 місяці тому +1

      Same here, about 2010/2011. Started watching him nerd out about The Dark Knight Rises trailers, production photos, casting, potential villains, and storylines.

  • @wojinations9594
    @wojinations9594 3 місяці тому +9

    Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley absolutely smashed this. There's just that one scene where she's in the bathroom like an hour from lights up on her biggest moment and then... Her tooth falls out, and she has this crazed smile... It was awesome.
    Part of me thinks that the constant references to "You are one" meant that actually Elisabeth was always in control of Sue, the way she behaved as Sue was a reflection of how little she valued herself. I think we see that when towards the end she immediately regrets attempting to terminate Sue proclaiming that it will be their "biggest moment".
    The only thing I have questions about are when Sue is somehow brought back whilst Elisabeth is still conscious, and why does she seem to have superhuman strength? Was Sue, at that point, some sort of empty vessel? Flesh and blood but lacked soul which is why she is just a rageful monster (although her rage is understandable)

    • @Lomaxxx53
      @Lomaxxx53 3 місяці тому +1

      "You are one" can also be interpreted as substance abuse like drugs or alcohol in general. Once you're on it all feels fun and good, and once you're off it you say to yourself that you're a different person, but the reality is that the one that makes the bad choices and the one that regrets those choices, are the same person.

  • @quandrixtwincaster5738
    @quandrixtwincaster5738 3 місяці тому +25

    FINALLY.
    THANK. YOU. I knew you'd love this movie as much as us. I'm very happy you enjoyed it, and even happier to see it made you think of Dead Alive.

  • @julius-stark
    @julius-stark 3 місяці тому +71

    I love this movie, the more attention it gets the better, and happy 2 million, you actually deserve it for being an honest critic.

  • @panthersfreak02
    @panthersfreak02 3 місяці тому +180

    I absolutely LOVED this movie. Super stoked you reviewed it.

    • @BeerMetal58
      @BeerMetal58 3 місяці тому

      “What I like most,” Walsh reportedly said, “is the culture and philosophy that was distinctly western Anglo-Saxon.” Walsh went on to suggest that “the original inhabitants” of the United States, who were “Anglo-Saxon,” if you “forget about” Native Americans, are now “dying off” and leaving a “cultural void” that is being filled by immigrants representing a “hodgepodge of cultures.” Walsh also said that for “our [Anglo-Saxon] culture and our identity to continue, we need to just procreate and keep that culture going,” and that anything else is “vague platitudes” that will not prevent the extinction of white people.

    • @JohnBrownsUnfinishedBusiness
      @JohnBrownsUnfinishedBusiness 3 місяці тому +3

      I prefer films by filmmakers who incite their followers into sending death threats to hospitals.

    • @CelltheGREAT
      @CelltheGREAT 3 місяці тому +1

      Major facts. Definitely a must see film.

    • @StandStrong_MovieReviews
      @StandStrong_MovieReviews 24 дні тому

      This movie was EXTREMELY disturbing and that's what made it so good, feel free to checkout my movie review video on this guys!

  • @Jonathan_Collins
    @Jonathan_Collins 3 місяці тому +445

    This is the ultimate body horror film of the decade. I haven't seen a film that grossed me out like this in a while. It just escalates continuously to a point of unpredictable insanity lol.

    • @interdimensionalsteve8172
      @interdimensionalsteve8172 3 місяці тому +48

      yeah, the last 15 minutes had me grinning like an idiot and laughing incredulously - it's been a while since a movie did that to me.

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter 3 місяці тому +5

      Ironically i was listening to the SCP hungry box and found that to be more scary.

    • @brando3342
      @brando3342 3 місяці тому

      @@interdimensionalsteve8172 You should see a therapist.

    • @andrewiangillies
      @andrewiangillies 3 місяці тому +12

      This is not a film I can watch, I'm too squeamish, but what happens to the 'inactive version' during the 7 day period. Is she sleeping or something? And do the 2 characters share one core identity i.e does the consciousness swap between bodies?

    • @Bbbirgani
      @Bbbirgani 3 місяці тому +3

      My movie of the year!

  • @MattBrooksOfficial
    @MattBrooksOfficial 3 місяці тому +5

    Actors, videography, set design and sound design was fking insane. Well done to the team. Loved it

  • @Wakeup-An-In-Light
    @Wakeup-An-In-Light 3 місяці тому +78

    that movie was a freak show and Dennis Quaid looks like WWF Vince Mcman...

    • @morganbrown392
      @morganbrown392 2 місяці тому +1

      I said the same thing during his scene in the office.

    • @DJKenB
      @DJKenB 2 місяці тому

      @@morganbrown392 He was in the office? Which one? US, UK or Australia

    • @morganbrown392
      @morganbrown392 2 місяці тому

      @@DJKenB there’s a scene the movie The Substance where Dennis Quaid’s character “Harvey” in his office talking to Demi Moore’s character. There’s a low angel shot where he tells his secretary that she’s going to go by another name. Right then and there I’d went “Vince McMahan

    • @DJKenB
      @DJKenB 2 місяці тому +1

      @@morganbrown392 Oh you meant the office scene in the movie. I thought you meant the TV show. Got it. Thanks

    • @morganbrown392
      @morganbrown392 2 місяці тому

      @ my bad

  • @cuckoonut1208
    @cuckoonut1208 3 місяці тому +68

    I subscribed to your channel since Revenge Of the Fallen because we shared the same frustration. Now 2....MILLION Subscribers. Congratulations! What a ride. Keep on truckin Jeremy!

    • @BeerMetal58
      @BeerMetal58 3 місяці тому

      “What I like most,” Walsh reportedly said, “is the culture and philosophy that was distinctly western Anglo-Saxon.” Walsh went on to suggest that “the original inhabitants” of the United States, who were “Anglo-Saxon,” if you “forget about” Native Americans, are now “dying off” and leaving a “cultural void” that is being filled by immigrants representing a “hodgepodge of cultures.” Walsh also said that for “our [Anglo-Saxon] culture and our identity to continue, we need to just procreate and keep that culture going,” and that anything else is “vague platitudes” that will not prevent the extinction of white people.

  • @jazactane
    @jazactane 3 місяці тому +37

    Congrats on the 2 Mil mate, been watching for years and your reviews are always reliable and relatable for me

    • @BeerMetal58
      @BeerMetal58 3 місяці тому +1

      Let's hope that doesn't mean you're watching them in blackface.

  • @VygoUwU
    @VygoUwU 3 місяці тому +6

    damn 2 million already, congrats man

  • @twentywordsorlessYT
    @twentywordsorlessYT 3 місяці тому +43

    With you on the finale. I could sense we were getting to the end of the film and I was like, _hmm, OK, there has been some gore and limb withering, but nothing near as bad as what everyone had been saying it is. Is this it?_ . Then the finale hit, and I thought _OH WAIT NEVER MIND HERE IT IS_ .

    • @wyrlismike
      @wyrlismike 3 місяці тому +4

      i want to see the film but uh, im kinda worried i wont like the last act. i love the evil dead remakes but generally not keen on body horror

    • @anotheridiot34
      @anotheridiot34 3 місяці тому

      ​@@wyrlismikehave you seen the fly or the thing?

    • @jasonsantiago6308
      @jasonsantiago6308 2 місяці тому

      Yeah the third act needed a little trimming

    • @monicataylor7414
      @monicataylor7414 Місяць тому

      @@wyrlismike same that’s why I’m watching reviews with spoilers because I know I’ll never be able to watch this film due to my wimpy stomach

  • @JoseFigueroa-b4k
    @JoseFigueroa-b4k 3 місяці тому +10

    2 million well-deserved. Congrats Jeremy.

  • @previewreview2364
    @previewreview2364 3 місяці тому +38

    So freaking glad you reviewed this! Now...PLEASE check out Hundreds of Beavers as well. ESPECIALLY if you love unique comedy and movies made with a shoestring budget!
    Congrats on 2 million by the way!

    • @UON
      @UON 3 місяці тому

      I SECOND THIS! Watched both this one and Hundreds of Beavers this past weekend and both of them delivered 1000% in their own unique ways!

  • @IVIR808
    @IVIR808 3 місяці тому +31

    Yes!!! I been waiting for this one. Thank you Jeremy

  • @rofalmatt
    @rofalmatt 3 місяці тому +60

    2 mill congratulations 🎊

    • @nicomal
      @nicomal 3 місяці тому +1

      2 mil and 10k.

  • @StatueofGuyThinking
    @StatueofGuyThinking 3 місяці тому +11

    Congrats on 2 million Jeremy!!! Youre the best!

  • @midoribushi5331
    @midoribushi5331 3 місяці тому +3

    Hey, Jeremy, congrats on 2 million! Well deserved and I've been a fan for years. It's reassuring that while many things and youtubers change or whatever, you stay true to you. He's to two million more!

  • @RPRsChannel
    @RPRsChannel 3 місяці тому +136

    *_It's fun that Demi Moore was 60, but played a 50 year old._*
    Also, there's M U C H more full body special effects prosthetics in the movie than you might have realized.

    • @cliffallenalter-verse786
      @cliffallenalter-verse786 2 місяці тому +3

      Wait a minute...She's 60 AND Sexy?! This is Jim Carrey all over again. Not that I'm complaining.

    • @monicataylor7414
      @monicataylor7414 Місяць тому +5

      She looks great! Not even just great for 60, just period, I’m in awe of her

    • @anthonyhill4639
      @anthonyhill4639 8 днів тому +1

      Are you implying that they weren't really nude

    • @RPRsChannel
      @RPRsChannel 8 днів тому +2

      @@anthonyhill4639 *_Yes._*

    • @anthonyhill4639
      @anthonyhill4639 7 днів тому

      @RPRsChannel yeah looked it up, they were wearing nude prosthetics, I'm kinda disappointed lol but hey I was kind of suspicious when Sue's boobs were noticeably bigger (and too perfect) when she was naked as opposed to how small they appeared to look when she was clothed

  • @roshanjamal6113
    @roshanjamal6113 3 місяці тому +320

    Of all the disgusting scenes that film has to offer, Dennis quaid eating shrimp was still the most disgusting scene of em all

    • @Mushtaps
      @Mushtaps 3 місяці тому +14

      100%

    • @ronthorn3
      @ronthorn3 3 місяці тому +10

      Oh yeah, especially as someone who absolutely can’t stand shrimp! Ugh so fing gross!!

    • @brandonhiebert2012
      @brandonhiebert2012 3 місяці тому +29

      The fact that in the very previous scene he doesn’t wash his hands after taking a piss makes it so much worse.

    • @thehitherto5348
      @thehitherto5348 3 місяці тому +9

      The sound effects makes it that much grosser, heh!

    • @NoPunk1982
      @NoPunk1982 3 місяці тому

      Same

  • @chucksenhowzen9740
    @chucksenhowzen9740 3 місяці тому +136

    Congratulations on the 2,000,000 subscribers 🥳

    • @nicomal
      @nicomal 3 місяці тому +1

      And what a great community we are. The comments are usually so positive and engaging.

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@nicomalThat tells you everything you need to know about the channel owner.

  • @miayoung5472
    @miayoung5472 Місяць тому

    i watched your channel ten years ago and just recently stumbled upon it again, it fills me with deep joy to see the success of your channel. i’m so happy to see you are still on the platform ❤

  • @peterstrada8925
    @peterstrada8925 3 місяці тому +4

    Congrats Jeremy! Long time viewer here. Can't wait for another decade and beyond of your reviews.

  • @sickinthehead7507
    @sickinthehead7507 3 місяці тому +13

    Congratulations 🎊 to you Jeremy for your 2 million!!!

  • @SpideySensei72
    @SpideySensei72 3 місяці тому +17

    At first I was kind of disappointed that the younger version of Elizabeth wasn't played by a face swapped Demi Moore, but Margaret Qualley did an amazing job portraying "Sue". I can't wait to buy a physical copy of this and add it to my collection. Coralie Fargeat also directed "Revenge", which is another film that's definitely worth checking out.

    • @darianstarfrog
      @darianstarfrog 3 місяці тому

      Why? She is sooo hot!

    • @deckardthe2nd
      @deckardthe2nd 3 місяці тому +1

      Revenge was great.

    • @NiPeMiRecenziiFilme
      @NiPeMiRecenziiFilme 3 місяці тому +1

      Revenge was dumb as f..k. The script was terrible. She couldnt have lived after the fall. And her belly somehow had the can letters imprinted correctly instead of being in reverse. An absolute disaster of a movie made for braindead people who arent able to understand what they`re seeing.

    • @klass_1221
      @klass_1221 3 місяці тому +1

      Just learned Margaret Qualley is the daughter of Andie MacDowell. She does have her mom's smile.

    • @LordBaktor
      @LordBaktor 2 місяці тому

      @@NiPeMiRecenziiFilme The Substance is not much smarter. When you realize Demi's character doesn't remember a thing of what Sue does or experiences there's absolutely zero benefit to taking the substance in the first place and zero reason to not cut off the deal immediately.

  • @Mercenario_X
    @Mercenario_X 3 місяці тому +5

    Thanks to you for being one of my reviewers of confidence, keep it going Jeremy

  • @b.a.p.2731
    @b.a.p.2731 3 місяці тому +20

    I appreciate that karate punch @ the end so much 6:03 😂🤚👊💥

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 3 місяці тому +2

      It's his THING

    • @gianluca.pastorelli
      @gianluca.pastorelli 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@everythingisawesome2903Yes, but he had stopped doing it for a while, then he resumed it. And we all love it!

  • @cristinaalejandravelascoca3612
    @cristinaalejandravelascoca3612 3 місяці тому +2

    Congratulations for the 2 Million milestone, and thanks for your concise and fun reviews. I'm so glad you finally watched this particular movie and gave us your review. This movie affected me profoundly. I'm planning on watching it again this weekend.

  • @lamontt808
    @lamontt808 3 місяці тому +8

    Congratulations on 2 million 🎉
    Now let's get you to 3 million

  • @hanyolo2041
    @hanyolo2041 3 місяці тому +72

    Didnt think you would review this one. Awesome! Second best movie of the year for me next to Strange Darling

    • @komshobu2
      @komshobu2 3 місяці тому +7

      I would really like to be 13 again. So I can watch a horror movie,without being bored or laughing my ass off

    • @asharpbrotha4324
      @asharpbrotha4324 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@komshobu2 what would you say was the last horror movie that actually got you? Like creeped you out? Scared you? Etc

    • @StajoLaBell
      @StajoLaBell 3 місяці тому +2

      Saturday Night was a little loose and fast but it was great

    • @khun_le
      @khun_le 3 місяці тому +3

      Same. Strange Darling and The Substance are genuinely amazing.

    • @Jim-Halp1234
      @Jim-Halp1234 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@komshobu2 seems like not being 13 isnt the real problem for you bud.

  • @tangerinemisfit
    @tangerinemisfit 3 місяці тому +11

    Good on you for watching it. And congrats on 2 mil subs!
    Now give Strange Darling a go. It’s a cat and mouse thriller told in a non linear fashion. I think you’d like it

    • @jibblerino
      @jibblerino 3 місяці тому

      I wish it was still compelling after the obvious twist. The marketing really screwed up for that one.

    • @tangerinemisfit
      @tangerinemisfit 3 місяці тому

      @@jibblerino still found it a fun film and enjoyed the ride

  • @erikhh78
    @erikhh78 3 місяці тому +1

    Congrats on the 2 million subs Jeremy, been a fan of your channel for years ❤

  • @MichaelCasey1988
    @MichaelCasey1988 3 місяці тому +1

    Congruatuations on 2 Million Subscribers Jeremy. I've been following you for over a decade now. I'm glad to see you've doing so well for yourself

  • @briantanner5478
    @briantanner5478 3 місяці тому +5

    Jeremy recommending a film on VHS has become a high compliment.

  • @darks820
    @darks820 3 місяці тому +4

    Jeremy: it's The Fly + Requiem for a Dream. Me: it's The Neon Demon + The Nutty Professor. 😂

  • @kevinwarren3711
    @kevinwarren3711 3 місяці тому +3

    I agree with you wholeheartedly about the Oscar nominations for the two ladies. They were superb in very demanding roles and (at the very least) deserve top honors recognition.

  • @EggySan096
    @EggySan096 3 місяці тому +1

    your channel is till one of the best and the one i keep watching for honest reviews. keep up the amazing work and heres to more reviews to come.

  • @gabemcbride108
    @gabemcbride108 3 місяці тому +1

    Congrats on 2 million! For some reason I thought you were past this. I lose track after watching you for over a decade or something now. Good times!

  • @chrisbrown8748
    @chrisbrown8748 3 місяці тому +4

    Happy to see my favorite channel in this genre receive its 2 millionth sub🙌🏽

  • @NicholasMCameron
    @NicholasMCameron 3 місяці тому +3

    This is my movie of the year. Reminded me of both David and Brandon Cronenberg and the satire aspect reminded me of American Psycho. The use of primary colours was very cool. And... bravura performances by Moore, Qualley and Quaid. Awesome film.

  • @Pokemonashgreen2
    @Pokemonashgreen2 3 місяці тому +8

    I've been waiting for this review 🙌

  • @LoveCV1
    @LoveCV1 3 місяці тому

    Jeremy, I love your videos and hope you don’t ever stop doing this UA-cam thing! I’ve watched you since the beginning and you’re one of the few UA-camrs I consistently watch these days. I still look forward to all your reviews!

  • @AlexB_143
    @AlexB_143 3 місяці тому +1

    Congrats on 2 million, man! Loved how the movie started with Kubrick vibes, then evolved into Cronenberg and ended as a Raimi one. Didn't see that coming but loved it!

  • @SalKhayer
    @SalKhayer 3 місяці тому +44

    From Movieman to 2Mil. Insanity. Congratulations Jeremy!

  • @MehdiGamingHQ
    @MehdiGamingHQ 3 місяці тому +6

    I've been watching Jeremy since the days of his "younger self" and he always delivered the best movies reviews. Well deserved 2M, congrats!

    • @BeerMetal58
      @BeerMetal58 3 місяці тому +2

      “‘Should trans surgery be banned for adults, too?’ Um, yeah.” - Matt Walsh, on freedom of expression

    • @zechariahdsiler
      @zechariahdsiler 3 місяці тому +1

      @@BeerMetal58chill bro. You don’t need to add your point to every comment, no one cares.

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@BeerMetal58What's that have to do with a guy reviewing movies for a living? Holy shit, you political people are fucking pathetic.

  • @edwardjohnson6744
    @edwardjohnson6744 3 місяці тому +57

    "SUBSTANCE" ABUSE.... Get it???
    Thank YOU by the way, for reviewing this! I was one of those who asked and was waiting hopefully

    • @jabrokneetoeknee6448
      @jabrokneetoeknee6448 3 місяці тому

      Glad he took the time out of his busy schedule… must have been really difficult for him to divert his attention away from DailyWire+🙏🤣

    • @jabrokneetoeknee6448
      @jabrokneetoeknee6448 3 місяці тому +4

      Yes thanks for taking time out of his busy schedule to watch a real movie… must have been difficult for Jeremy to tear himself away from DailyWire+ 🙏🤣

    • @BeerMetal58
      @BeerMetal58 3 місяці тому

      Walsh also regularly promotes the idea of “anti-white racism,” which he claims is “the most prevalent, dangerous, and systemic form of racism in America.” Walsh said racial minorities who fear racists attacks from white people are “paranoid, unreasonable, not supported by reality,” that their fears are “rooted in anti-white bigotry” and that they are “the problem.”

    • @derekfogle5706
      @derekfogle5706 3 місяці тому

      ​@@jabrokneetoeknee6448 way to idk show ur a moron...

  • @MidazMX
    @MidazMX 3 місяці тому

    Incredible video. I've seen tons of reviews and thoughts on this movie because I loved every part of it, and you're the first one I've seen to mention the concept of hyper reality, which makes the movie a thousand times better, because when you understand that, then the body horror and everything else becomes waaaaaay more awesome and digestible.

  • @BubblegumGorgon
    @BubblegumGorgon 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm SO glad y'all got him to watch this- i havent clicked so fast in ages 😅 i adored the insane viewing experience I got from seeing it in theaters since i was originally waiting for streaming!

  • @Tech-tonic187
    @Tech-tonic187 3 місяці тому +4

    Congratulations on the 2 million jeremy ,I've been watching from day one and you deserve it brother 💙

  • @benm5970
    @benm5970 2 місяці тому +8

    This movie was insane, it had an intriguing premise that I thought could make for some good body horror but I was not prepared for the kind of experience that I got
    Demi Moore gives a very engaging performance as this woman who is a very famous icon but is nervous because she’s getting up there in age and is fearful that fame is gonna reject her for it, throughout the movie you’re just like “No, why are you doing this? It’s terrible for you” But at the same time you just see how incredibly self conscious she is due to the soulless nature of the life of a celebrity and you understand why she’d be led to feel that way, there’s 1 scene in particular where she’s getting dressed up in front of a mirror that you get to see to the full extent of how self conscious she is about herself and how much she stresses over the fact that she believes the world is getting ready to toss her aside now that she’s not young and beautiful anymore, it’s quite a sad journey to watch actually, and special props to the actress who played the younger version of her, she was great, starting off as just a younger version of Demi Moore’s character and ultimately doing all the things she wanted to do but is now too old for but quickly divulging into her own separate entity altogether, she very quickly became what I believe to be the more engaging of the 2, and Dennis Quaid was so great as this complete soulless dickhead agent and he just looked like he was having a blast, I also liked that the movie had a set list of rules for how The Substance works but it feels like it’s not too complicated, so there’s more to it then just 1 injection, younger self appears and that’s it but it’s not like a complete clusterfuck of complicated rules either, not overly simplified but I feel like you’ll get the jist of it
    And now we get to the big one, the body horror, this movie is absolutely disgusting in every sense of the word but in all the best ways, just the initial way of how the second version of Demi Moore’s character is created was nasty enough but the movie just keeps elevating the gore more and more as it went on and creates an absolute trauma inducing gore-fest that is effective in every sense of the word, it feels like everybody involved watched David Cronenberg’s The Fly, they said you can’t make something more gross than that and the director was like “Are you challenging me?” Because Jesus Christ this movie is nasty, so many times it just goes to places that’s even worse than the last place it went and I’m like “Holy shit, how can a movie possibly be *THIS* gory?”
    I’d say my only flaws are that early on I found the way the movie was edited a little flashy for my taste, it’s very jittery, blares the music over it quite loudly, it did calm down as the movie went on but yeah, early on it was a bit much to handle, the other is that I feel like the movie was a bit too long, this is like a full 2 and a half hour experience and I feel like for the type of story they’re telling it could’ve been shaved down by about 20 minutes or so, it didn’t need to be like super short but at the same time I don’t think it needed to be like an epic either
    But as a whole this was a super effective horror experience, it truly has been a while since I’ve said that a horror movie has traumatized me but I mean that in all the best ways, the performances were all great, the body horror was amazingly horrific and ultimately this is a deeply disturbing body horror experience that I’m not gonna forget anytime soon. 9/10

    • @LordBaktor
      @LordBaktor 2 місяці тому

      The movie itself establishes that Elizabeth has no control or recollection of Sue's actions and experiences, which makes taking the substance a deal with zero benefits to Elizabeth, which in turn makes it absolutely stupid that she doesn't stop the deal after the first week.

  • @AlthosWTF
    @AlthosWTF 3 місяці тому +2

    I would have never known about this movie had you not made this video, so thanks!

  • @PoliticalMattYYZ
    @PoliticalMattYYZ Місяць тому

    One of the best films of this year, for sure. You nailed the slightly surprised sentiment I also experienced when I watched this masterpiece.

  • @MuFaSaMoSi
    @MuFaSaMoSi 3 місяці тому +1

    I loved it so much and I was so excited to see your reaction, I thought it would have been Awesometacular for sure. Love your videos man!

  • @ReaperKezia
    @ReaperKezia 3 місяці тому +2

    Dang congrats on the 2 mil! I've been a subscriber for what seems like nearly a decade now. Big fan from you're neighborly state of Oregon

  • @lissam4200
    @lissam4200 2 місяці тому +4

    It was very thought provoking. I'm glad I saw it in the theater. Demi Moore deserves an Oscar for sure!

  • @Professor_Smoak
    @Professor_Smoak 3 місяці тому +5

    Props on 2 million subs, Jeremy. IMO, no reviewer more deserving.

  • @brucehatfield4297
    @brucehatfield4297 3 місяці тому +1

    Great wrap up as this was, in my opinion a FKN brilliant film and Demi shining. Oh and as an accredited film critic, I LOVE your channel mate !!!

  • @danw4490
    @danw4490 3 місяці тому

    2 million? Very well deserved. Happy I've been here for the last 9 years! Haven't missed a video yet.

  • @millerbai
    @millerbai 3 місяці тому +32

    You're pretty much my favourite movie UA-camr so all I gotta say is THANK YOU, SIR, the second Mio is well earned and the third won't be far behind 👍👍👍

  • @TheWarmotor
    @TheWarmotor 3 місяці тому +2

    Quickly becoming my favorite Movie Review channel. Congrats on 2mil!

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 3 місяці тому +7

    YEAH!!!! 🎉🎉🎉 2M Jeremy-Anu! Congrats, cutie. 🥰

  • @geekyjoftsh3271
    @geekyjoftsh3271 3 місяці тому +1

    Saw this at the Movie Theater last weekend, its probably my favorite movie of the year so far. Reminded me about Cronenberg a lot. Saw REVENGE from the same director and while not perfect it was good but this is a step up. Looking forward for her next work. Keep on keeping up!.

  • @pivotresearchfoundation
    @pivotresearchfoundation 3 місяці тому +1

    Congrats on the 2 Mil Jeremy! You deserve it, this movie was INSANE!

  • @OldCrappyCouch
    @OldCrappyCouch 3 місяці тому +5

    Wow, 2 million! Congrats Jeremy!

  • @samuellee257
    @samuellee257 3 місяці тому +2

    Congrats Jeremy on your 2 million subscribers! Only the OF fans knew about the rating ''Tour De Force''!! Gosh, I missed those!

  • @predetor911
    @predetor911 3 місяці тому +5

    Been watching since 2010, Congratulations on 2,000,000 subscribers 🎉

  • @redacted702
    @redacted702 3 місяці тому +1

    Been here since you reviewed Sinister 1. Never regretted it. Huge fan and I hope you are doing well Jeremy.

  • @alexhester1598
    @alexhester1598 2 місяці тому +2

    I am going to watch this movie tonight! still waiting for your thoughts on Terrifier III. My favourite movie of the year so far.

  • @juevosrantsyoutube
    @juevosrantsyoutube 3 місяці тому +11

    prob my fav flick of the year

  • @kevinraper114
    @kevinraper114 3 місяці тому +36

    4:20 "If they don't get nominated for Oscars than what the f... are we doing" Jeremy challenges the academy.

    • @isaiahsdead
      @isaiahsdead 3 місяці тому +3

      Valid statement jahns coming for his seat at the academy

    • @BeerMetal58
      @BeerMetal58 3 місяці тому

      @@isaiahsdead Academy of Mid?

    • @jakegibbard
      @jakegibbard 3 місяці тому

      I doubt the actors will be nominated (even though they absolutely should) but if the make up does not get a nomination, that’ll be a travesty.

  • @Clocktothetick
    @Clocktothetick 3 місяці тому +111

    I am suprised more people aren't seeing a parallel with the Picture of Dorian Gray, they are extremely similar.

    • @MrCliverlong
      @MrCliverlong 3 місяці тому +9

      👆. For me, not a massive horror fan, who saw the film with a horror fan, all the material about Elizabeth hating what Sue is doing to her yet not able to stop self-administering The Substance is the strength and draw of this film. As Jeremy said, "Substance abuse" and the comment above about "The picture of Dorian Gray", they really indicate what elevates this film above slasher movies - in fact elevates "The Substance" above most movies. Dennis Quaid having the time of his life is joyous too.

    • @awkwardsilence4427
      @awkwardsilence4427 3 місяці тому +5

      I never read the Picture of Dorian Gray myself, but after telling someone about it last night after I watched it she basically said that it sounded like that story to her.

    • @christopherlyndsay8611
      @christopherlyndsay8611 3 місяці тому +6

      Yeah it’s nuts when it’s the most obvious comparison

    • @chappie_nottherobot
      @chappie_nottherobot 3 місяці тому +2

      Oh, wow. I never put two and two together but that’s a great side by side comparison.

    • @BeerMetal58
      @BeerMetal58 3 місяці тому

      You're expecting a lot from JJ's new target market of right-wing idiots.

  • @dmon007
    @dmon007 Місяць тому +1

    Yo Illidan mention! You didn't mention it much but the music's GLORIOUSLY good in this movie. Very good sound design!

  • @TaroZak
    @TaroZak 3 місяці тому +2

    2 MIL - CONGRATS. legend and keep em comin

  • @joshuakincaid8238
    @joshuakincaid8238 3 місяці тому +4

    I've been seeing things about this movie. I was wondering if he was going to review it. The cover photo says everything. Also, congratulations on 2 million subscribers.

  • @matthewbartke4424
    @matthewbartke4424 3 місяці тому +44

    2:20 "Is the balance going to be maintained?" My first thought is, "Of course not, otherwise there wouldn't be a movie." Although if they did maintain it and made a movie out of that, it would have been a genuine surprise.

    • @matthewbyrd398
      @matthewbyrd398 3 місяці тому +4

      Yeah, like if she follows the instructions to the letter, but gets a call or an email, “Uh, there seems to be a problem with your dosage.”

  • @DominiqueKlotz
    @DominiqueKlotz 3 місяці тому +16

    Went in completely blind and so glad I did. Definitely top3 of the 2024 horror genera! So glad you watched it, I was waiting for this review!!!

  • @howveryedits
    @howveryedits 3 місяці тому

    So happy to finally hear your thoughts, knew you'd enjoy! Happy 2 mill!

  • @tropolite
    @tropolite 3 місяці тому

    Always enjoy your reviews of flicks and the like.... Congrats on the 2 million milestone!

  • @Adversary305
    @Adversary305 3 місяці тому +12

    Jeremy’s insightful reviews and charismatic presence have clearly resonated with millions, proving that genuine passion and a knack for storytelling can turn a hobby into a phenomenon. Here’s to many more reviews, laughs, and cinematic adventures! 🍿✨

  • @royjones8312
    @royjones8312 3 місяці тому +11

    Please don’t ever change homey, you are my most trusted go to movie critic. If you say something isn’t good doesn’t mean I won’t watch it but if you say something is great I’ll give it a shot every time.

  • @crimsonghoul8983
    @crimsonghoul8983 3 місяці тому +22

    4:55 Best moment of any Jeremy Jahns review I have watched. And I have watched a ton.

  • @johnvanrensburg1694
    @johnvanrensburg1694 3 місяці тому

    to my mind, this movie delivered in all respects. the acting, story, social commentary, and the sound...kudos regarding the music selection!
    glad you got round to watching it. I figured it would be a film you'd enjoy. and well done on selling enough of it without giving too much of it away

  • @jasonbyrne3213
    @jasonbyrne3213 3 місяці тому

    This is one I would absolutely have missed out on if it hadn’t been for this review, thank you.