So...I Finally Watched THE SUBSTANCE!

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @deusex3124
    @deusex3124 Місяць тому +654

    The sound design for this film is perfect. RESPECT THE BALANCE.

    • @FredBloggs919
      @FredBloggs919 Місяць тому +2

      Yes, it’s amazing!

    • @crestinglight
      @crestinglight Місяць тому +16

      Should definitely get an Oscar for best sound design. This was the outstanding piece of the film for me.

    • @Mightyzinger1
      @Mightyzinger1 Місяць тому +2

      I’m sure it has been made with passion by a techno music lover.

    • @majin-vegeta90
      @majin-vegeta90 Місяць тому +1

      So good. I loved the sound and the voice

    • @ciscoisaboss
      @ciscoisaboss 21 день тому

      I got chills in the blood scene and on the first substance use.

  • @800Ms-k6n
    @800Ms-k6n Місяць тому +2127

    The fact that there was no subtle at all for Dennis Quaid's character playing a manipulative creepy film producer named "Harvey" 😂😂😂

    • @memecliparchives2254
      @memecliparchives2254 Місяць тому +38

      And we all know what "the substance" is called😬🤐💀

    • @MrAsmontero
      @MrAsmontero Місяць тому +2

      @@memecliparchives2254 what?

    • @johnboona4048
      @johnboona4048 Місяць тому +75

      I was getting Vince Mcmahon vibes from that dude

    • @muhammadalikhan7244
      @muhammadalikhan7244 Місяць тому

      ​@@MrAsmonteroAdrenochrome

    • @chrxs61632
      @chrxs61632 Місяць тому +22

      @@memecliparchives2254Adrenochrome? 😂

  • @1stMarDiv4341
    @1stMarDiv4341 Місяць тому +146

    The scene with Demi Moore trying to get ready for a date but fixating on her perceived flaws to the point of losing it should warrant an Oscar nom alone. Freakin’ heartbreaking to watch.

  • @delc4387
    @delc4387 Місяць тому +442

    Ray Liotta was originally cast in “The Substance” but sadly passed away before he could shoot his scenes. Dennis Quaid was cast in the role thereafter.

    • @Jadewonderland
      @Jadewonderland Місяць тому +62

      He would’ve killed that role!

    • @BooBanana
      @BooBanana Місяць тому +32

      @@JadewonderlandI dunno man, Quaid’s performance was perfectly sleazy and gross. I don’t think Liotta could have sold that shrimp scene as well.

    • @eddieescalante5029
      @eddieescalante5029 Місяць тому +28

      @@BooBananaI love Quaid’s performance, but I wouldn’t doubt about Liotta’s capacity to portray those scenes, alas, we’ll never know

    • @Jadewonderland
      @Jadewonderland Місяць тому +13

      @@BooBanana Ray Liotta looks more like a sleazy guy than Quaid does. Quaid has been typecasted to play fatherly or “good guy” roles

    • @Simon7000000
      @Simon7000000 Місяць тому +6

      I'd love it if someone did an experiment where 2 different directors made the same film with entirely different cast and crew.

  • @VVVU2x
    @VVVU2x Місяць тому +467

    The fact that the movie is like 2 and a half hours long and Jeremy doesn't bring that up just shows how well the movie is paced.

    • @blahmcblahface3965
      @blahmcblahface3965 Місяць тому +12

      What? It's too slow and too long. I was skipping through and didn't miss anything

    • @Alucard2091
      @Alucard2091 Місяць тому

      that's attention span issue. I know some movies are too just empty​ or disjointed we have to skip.@@blahmcblahface3965

    • @ellajorgi2478
      @ellajorgi2478 Місяць тому +37

      I didn't know the runtime going in, I didn't notice it during the screening. Indeed, the pacing is 👌

    • @billyobfas6962
      @billyobfas6962 Місяць тому +1

      @@blahmcblahface3965cheapo pirate

    • @packedentertainment2866
      @packedentertainment2866 Місяць тому +13

      I personally feel like it would’ve been better had they cut the last 10 to 20 minutes. I love the movie minus the ending. The ending just dragged it & turned into Carrie

  • @EleventhCubFan
    @EleventhCubFan Місяць тому +1751

    REMEMBER. YOU. ARE. ONE.

    • @Andy-pw8tm
      @Andy-pw8tm Місяць тому +87

      YOU CAN’T ESCAPE FROM YOURSELF

    • @aliinlondon
      @aliinlondon Місяць тому +8

      Well, he was supposed to be the chosen one...

    • @FATE522
      @FATE522 Місяць тому +25

      ​@@Andy-pw8tmNO EXCEPTIONS

    • @ahabduennschitz7670
      @ahabduennschitz7670 Місяць тому +18

      No. This. is. Patrick!

    • @HeroEmiya
      @HeroEmiya Місяць тому

      *the one

  • @tgc93
    @tgc93 Місяць тому +1170

    I think Jeremy is probably the only UA-camr I was watching regularly 10 years ago that I still watch regularly today. Your consistency is impressive and appreciated. Congrats on 2 million!

    • @captainamvv7135
      @captainamvv7135 Місяць тому +15

      Oh my god that's true.. I just realized it's same for me as well

    • @SFBenjaminK
      @SFBenjaminK Місяць тому +2

      his cute & so much reminds & lookalike that dude in 80s actor the Vampire dude in Fright Night movie

    • @jarchack
      @jarchack Місяць тому +8

      I don't think I'm watching any of the channels I subscribed to 10 years ago but I've been on Jeremy's for a while now.

    • @rross46
      @rross46 Місяць тому +4

      Same, first came across him around 2012, been consistently great since then, best movie reviewer on the site imo

    • @nicomal
      @nicomal Місяць тому +1

      I never thought of that. And you are right.

  • @VGMR
    @VGMR Місяць тому +812

    I guess we could say Jeremy got two-million subscribers for having style and...substance.
    Congrats and great review!

    • @Cluv22
      @Cluv22 Місяць тому +8

      *bah dop, ssssssss*

    • @VGMR
      @VGMR Місяць тому +4

      @@Cluv22 Thank you and you're welcome, Internet!

    • @Callum6160
      @Callum6160 Місяць тому +4

      i imagined his intro song playing after i read the first half

    • @JohnBrownsUnfinishedBusiness
      @JohnBrownsUnfinishedBusiness Місяць тому +4

      Yes, he draws a laugh or two and occasionally asks a good question. JJ is A Good Time, No Alcohol Required (/s for idiots).

    • @BeerMetal58
      @BeerMetal58 Місяць тому

      “There might be people with legitimate disorders who get labeled with this one, but this one, this specific thing we refer to as ADHD, is a godforsaken lie. I don’t care who is upset by that statement, who will stop reading me because I said it, or how many angry and disappointed Facebook comments are coming my way. ADHD is a fraud.” - Matt Walsh, on psychology.

  • @Rspit030
    @Rspit030 18 днів тому +28

    It's like a dark , disturbing version of the nutty professor

  • @brianbebee8141
    @brianbebee8141 Місяць тому +132

    I saw The Substance the week after its official release date. This movie is still stuck in my head and still has me talking to people about it. I genuinely can't remember the last time a movie has been stuck in my head for this long. Usually, if a movie is in my mind for a long time, I start nitpicking at things I didn't like about it, but this movie is the exact opposite. I rarely say that I loved a movie these days but I really did love The Substance.

    • @blahmcblahface3965
      @blahmcblahface3965 Місяць тому +2

      It's stuck in my head cause I'm angry about it. "would you like a younger you? Well you can't have it, you can lie on the floor for a week while someone else that looks different walks around" that's the movie and it's not what I was promised

    • @blahmcblahface3965
      @blahmcblahface3965 Місяць тому +3

      I actually thought a younger demi moore was going to appear...but nope...different body, different person. Just another multiple personality movie zzzzzz

    • @101RealTalker
      @101RealTalker Місяць тому +2

      Requiem did it to me.

    • @Niop_Tres
      @Niop_Tres Місяць тому

      @@blahmcblahface3965 The movie established that that is supposed to be her younger self (obviously they couldnt go full CGI young Demi Moore, for budget and whatnot), and it isn't an alternate personality, it is her real conciousness, but cloned. But as time goes on, and her addiction to it develops further, she starts "feeling" detached from her cloned self, even tho it is, in fact, just her choosing to do it. Her cloned self isn't appearing on her on every week, she actively chooses to use the procedure on herself every week because she is addicted to it. By the end, because she abused it so much and because she was desperate, she ends up ignoring the instructions which leads to her cloned self to be fully independent.

    • @k2sworld
      @k2sworld Місяць тому +1

      Last year, for me, that movie was “Poor Things”! I’ve seen it six times and it gets better every time I see it.

  • @Turtlpwr
    @Turtlpwr Місяць тому +387

    “I mean what do the Oscar’s mean anymore…?” Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @johnivory3245
      @johnivory3245 Місяць тому +2

      Yet somehow people quantify them. If this movie gets nominated for anything, people will be singing a different tune.

    • @Rash23215
      @Rash23215 Місяць тому

      Lol..... if u r even remotely a film fan, u damn well know they mean a LOT....

    • @tom23245
      @tom23245 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@Rash23215Not to the general public anymore.

    • @Rash23215
      @Rash23215 Місяць тому +1

      @@tom23245 lol.... and who are u to speak on general public's behalf?? People have been saying "Oscars don't mean anymore" since decades and it's still the most important thing for actors.... keep crying

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart Місяць тому

      Oscars. It's a plural, not a possessive.

  • @Poppomatic64
    @Poppomatic64 Місяць тому +513

    Happy 2 Mil, Thank you for being a Boss!!

    • @josephsekara1377
      @josephsekara1377 Місяць тому +4

      I think reviewing a certain film paid off for him Cotton. Wasn't sure if that bold strategy was gonna work out for him but it did.

    • @JohnBrownsUnfinishedBusiness
      @JohnBrownsUnfinishedBusiness Місяць тому +1

      Boss of blackface and licking the grundle of theocratic fascists.

    • @JohnBrownsUnfinishedBusiness
      @JohnBrownsUnfinishedBusiness Місяць тому +1

      @@josephsekara1377 Worked for Hugo Boss too.

    • @BeerMetal58
      @BeerMetal58 Місяць тому +1

      “If you’ve been listening to the show for any length of time you know that I’m in favor of banning porn outright. I would like to ban all of it.” - Matt Walsh, on legislating morality.

  • @aepma
    @aepma Місяць тому +392

    I lost it at: "Let's make some therapy bills happen!"

    • @dahhmlife
      @dahhmlife Місяць тому +3

      🎯

    • @IdrisFashan
      @IdrisFashan Місяць тому +7

      2 million subs… we understand why. 😅

    • @GregHuffman1987
      @GregHuffman1987 Місяць тому +4

      people keep invoking Cronneberg, but honestly i got more Brian Yuzna vibes

  • @TheMilkyDonut
    @TheMilkyDonut Місяць тому +211

    One of the few youtubers i genuinely respect and love to see to do so well. Been here for over a decade cant wait for another decade!

    • @xavierguzman4812
      @xavierguzman4812 Місяць тому +1

      Who said you were gonna be alive for another decade………

    • @TheMilkyDonut
      @TheMilkyDonut Місяць тому

      @@xavierguzman4812 true

  • @nosickl
    @nosickl Місяць тому +8

    "Requiem for a Dream" meets "The Fly" - You are not overselling it, you hit the nail on the head!

  • @Ice_2192
    @Ice_2192 Місяць тому +134

    You've been my primary movie reviewer since 2011. Keep doing what you're doing.

    • @Zaft_K
      @Zaft_K Місяць тому +4

      Ditto, since about 2010. You are the best, Jeremy.

    • @Ice_2192
      @Ice_2192 Місяць тому +2

      @@Zaft_K I would probably also say 2010 for me. Inception was the first movie review I watched of his.

    • @bijansadoughi2128
      @bijansadoughi2128 Місяць тому +1

      @@Ice_2192 nice! 2012 for me! My first review of his was After Earth 😂

    • @TheMakerRichards
      @TheMakerRichards Місяць тому +1

      2008, you kids were late to the party

    • @Driver_Hair_Dawg
      @Driver_Hair_Dawg Місяць тому

      Same here, about 2010/2011. Started watching him nerd out about The Dark Knight Rises trailers, production photos, casting, potential villains, and storylines.

  • @RPRsChannel
    @RPRsChannel Місяць тому +121

    *_It's fun that Demi Moore was 60, but played a 50 year old._*
    *_Also, there's M U C H more full body special effects prosthetics in the movie than you might have realized._*

  • @panthersfreak02
    @panthersfreak02 Місяць тому +161

    I absolutely LOVED this movie. Super stoked you reviewed it.

    • @BeerMetal58
      @BeerMetal58 Місяць тому

      “What I like most,” Walsh reportedly said, “is the culture and philosophy that was distinctly western Anglo-Saxon.” Walsh went on to suggest that “the original inhabitants” of the United States, who were “Anglo-Saxon,” if you “forget about” Native Americans, are now “dying off” and leaving a “cultural void” that is being filled by immigrants representing a “hodgepodge of cultures.” Walsh also said that for “our [Anglo-Saxon] culture and our identity to continue, we need to just procreate and keep that culture going,” and that anything else is “vague platitudes” that will not prevent the extinction of white people.

    • @JohnBrownsUnfinishedBusiness
      @JohnBrownsUnfinishedBusiness Місяць тому +2

      I prefer films by filmmakers who incite their followers into sending death threats to hospitals.

    • @CelltheGREAT
      @CelltheGREAT Місяць тому

      Major facts. Definitely a must see film.

  • @waxmandr
    @waxmandr 13 днів тому +6

    Most daring film I've seen jn years and not in a deliberately-trying-to-be-edgy type of way. Great to see Demi back. Probably her career best performance. The 2 hours + runtime flew by.

  • @schuyler1786
    @schuyler1786 Місяць тому +33

    Finally I hear someone else say Requiem For A Dream!! I got crazy vibes of that in this movie too, especially the last act. Along with everything else that's been said, I also got some Brazil (1985) vibes as well. Anyone else? You're a legend Jeremy!

    • @FearFrontierOFFICIAL
      @FearFrontierOFFICIAL 29 днів тому +1

      Yes! Brazil, The Shining, Vertigo, and a lot of David Cronenberg wrapped in one crazy film.

    • @tylerbacoka4248
      @tylerbacoka4248 27 днів тому +1

      @@FearFrontierOFFICIAL the thing!

    • @tylerbacoka4248
      @tylerbacoka4248 27 днів тому

      toxic crusader even? goonies?...

    • @mangolos
      @mangolos 18 днів тому

      transformers revenge of the fallen vibes for sure

  • @julius-stark
    @julius-stark Місяць тому +65

    I love this movie, the more attention it gets the better, and happy 2 million, you actually deserve it for being an honest critic.

  • @chucksenhowzen9740
    @chucksenhowzen9740 Місяць тому +130

    Congratulations on the 2,000,000 subscribers 🥳

    • @nicomal
      @nicomal Місяць тому +1

      And what a great community we are. The comments are usually so positive and engaging.

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@nicomalThat tells you everything you need to know about the channel owner.

  • @cuckoonut1208
    @cuckoonut1208 Місяць тому +67

    I subscribed to your channel since Revenge Of the Fallen because we shared the same frustration. Now 2....MILLION Subscribers. Congratulations! What a ride. Keep on truckin Jeremy!

    • @BeerMetal58
      @BeerMetal58 Місяць тому

      “What I like most,” Walsh reportedly said, “is the culture and philosophy that was distinctly western Anglo-Saxon.” Walsh went on to suggest that “the original inhabitants” of the United States, who were “Anglo-Saxon,” if you “forget about” Native Americans, are now “dying off” and leaving a “cultural void” that is being filled by immigrants representing a “hodgepodge of cultures.” Walsh also said that for “our [Anglo-Saxon] culture and our identity to continue, we need to just procreate and keep that culture going,” and that anything else is “vague platitudes” that will not prevent the extinction of white people.

  • @Wakeup-An-In-Light
    @Wakeup-An-In-Light Місяць тому +49

    that movie was a freak show and Dennis Quaid looks like WWF Vince Mcman...

    • @morganbrown392
      @morganbrown392 23 дні тому

      I said the same thing during his scene in the office.

    • @DJKenB
      @DJKenB 22 дні тому

      @@morganbrown392 He was in the office? Which one? US, UK or Australia

    • @morganbrown392
      @morganbrown392 21 день тому

      @@DJKenB there’s a scene the movie The Substance where Dennis Quaid’s character “Harvey” in his office talking to Demi Moore’s character. There’s a low angel shot where he tells his secretary that she’s going to go by another name. Right then and there I’d went “Vince McMahan

    • @DJKenB
      @DJKenB 21 день тому +1

      @@morganbrown392 Oh you meant the office scene in the movie. I thought you meant the TV show. Got it. Thanks

    • @morganbrown392
      @morganbrown392 21 день тому

      @ my bad

  • @quandrixtwincaster5738
    @quandrixtwincaster5738 Місяць тому +17

    FINALLY.
    THANK. YOU. I knew you'd love this movie as much as us. I'm very happy you enjoyed it, and even happier to see it made you think of Dead Alive.

  • @Jonathan_Collins
    @Jonathan_Collins Місяць тому +407

    This is the ultimate body horror film of the decade. I haven't seen a film that grossed me out like this in a while. It just escalates continuously to a point of unpredictable insanity lol.

    • @interdimensionalsteve8172
      @interdimensionalsteve8172 Місяць тому +41

      yeah, the last 15 minutes had me grinning like an idiot and laughing incredulously - it's been a while since a movie did that to me.

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter Місяць тому +5

      Ironically i was listening to the SCP hungry box and found that to be more scary.

    • @brando3342
      @brando3342 Місяць тому

      @@interdimensionalsteve8172 You should see a therapist.

    • @andrewiangillies
      @andrewiangillies Місяць тому +10

      This is not a film I can watch, I'm too squeamish, but what happens to the 'inactive version' during the 7 day period. Is she sleeping or something? And do the 2 characters share one core identity i.e does the consciousness swap between bodies?

    • @Bbbirgani
      @Bbbirgani Місяць тому +3

      My movie of the year!

  • @jazactane
    @jazactane Місяць тому +37

    Congrats on the 2 Mil mate, been watching for years and your reviews are always reliable and relatable for me

    • @BeerMetal58
      @BeerMetal58 Місяць тому +1

      Let's hope that doesn't mean you're watching them in blackface.

  • @roshanjamal6113
    @roshanjamal6113 Місяць тому +277

    Of all the disgusting scenes that film has to offer, Dennis quaid eating shrimp was still the most disgusting scene of em all

    • @Mushtaps
      @Mushtaps Місяць тому +14

      100%

    • @ronthorn3
      @ronthorn3 Місяць тому +8

      Oh yeah, especially as someone who absolutely can’t stand shrimp! Ugh so fing gross!!

    • @brandonhiebert2012
      @brandonhiebert2012 Місяць тому +21

      The fact that in the very precious scene he doesn’t wash his hands after taking a piss makes it so much worse.

    • @thehitherto5348
      @thehitherto5348 Місяць тому +9

      The sound effects makes it that much grosser, heh!

    • @NoPunk1982
      @NoPunk1982 Місяць тому

      Same

  • @WilliamNguyen-g8g
    @WilliamNguyen-g8g Місяць тому +35

    Important lesson in this movie. Dont be super self concious. Love yourself.
    Also aging is a blessing. Many people die young and never get to age.

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart Місяць тому +1

      Aging isn't a blessing if your life is hell and aging brings both physical and mental anguish.

    • @alisonzunguze8183
      @alisonzunguze8183 Місяць тому

      The bulk of us die young.

    • @whiteRiceSupremacist
      @whiteRiceSupremacist 24 дні тому

      I wanna die young.

    • @jasonsantiago6308
      @jasonsantiago6308 15 днів тому +1

      Such an anodyne post and dorks can't help but ruin it nonetheless

  • @TheWarmotor
    @TheWarmotor Місяць тому +3

    Quickly becoming my favorite Movie Review channel. Congrats on 2mil!

  • @previewreview2364
    @previewreview2364 Місяць тому +38

    So freaking glad you reviewed this! Now...PLEASE check out Hundreds of Beavers as well. ESPECIALLY if you love unique comedy and movies made with a shoestring budget!
    Congrats on 2 million by the way!

    • @UON
      @UON Місяць тому

      I SECOND THIS! Watched both this one and Hundreds of Beavers this past weekend and both of them delivered 1000% in their own unique ways!

  • @IVIR808
    @IVIR808 Місяць тому +32

    Yes!!! I been waiting for this one. Thank you Jeremy

  • @millerbai
    @millerbai Місяць тому +33

    You're pretty much my favourite movie UA-camr so all I gotta say is THANK YOU, SIR, the second Mio is well earned and the third won't be far behind 👍👍👍

  • @lissam4200
    @lissam4200 18 днів тому +3

    It was very thought provoking. I'm glad I saw it in the theater. Demi Moore deserves an Oscar for sure!

  • @peterstrada8925
    @peterstrada8925 Місяць тому +5

    Congrats Jeremy! Long time viewer here. Can't wait for another decade and beyond of your reviews.

  • @edwardjohnson6744
    @edwardjohnson6744 Місяць тому +51

    "SUBSTANCE" ABUSE.... Get it???
    Thank YOU by the way, for reviewing this! I was one of those who asked and was waiting hopefully

    • @jabrokneetoeknee6448
      @jabrokneetoeknee6448 Місяць тому

      Glad he took the time out of his busy schedule… must have been really difficult for him to divert his attention away from DailyWire+🙏🤣

    • @jabrokneetoeknee6448
      @jabrokneetoeknee6448 Місяць тому +4

      Yes thanks for taking time out of his busy schedule to watch a real movie… must have been difficult for Jeremy to tear himself away from DailyWire+ 🙏🤣

    • @BeerMetal58
      @BeerMetal58 Місяць тому

      Walsh also regularly promotes the idea of “anti-white racism,” which he claims is “the most prevalent, dangerous, and systemic form of racism in America.” Walsh said racial minorities who fear racists attacks from white people are “paranoid, unreasonable, not supported by reality,” that their fears are “rooted in anti-white bigotry” and that they are “the problem.”

    • @derekfogle5706
      @derekfogle5706 Місяць тому

      ​@@jabrokneetoeknee6448 way to idk show ur a moron...

  • @hanyolo2041
    @hanyolo2041 Місяць тому +72

    Didnt think you would review this one. Awesome! Second best movie of the year for me next to Strange Darling

    • @komshobu2
      @komshobu2 Місяць тому +7

      I would really like to be 13 again. So I can watch a horror movie,without being bored or laughing my ass off

    • @asharpbrotha4324
      @asharpbrotha4324 Місяць тому +2

      ​@komshobu2 what would you say was the last horror movie that actually got you? Like creeped you out? Scared you? Etc

    • @StajoLaBell
      @StajoLaBell Місяць тому +2

      Saturday Night was a little loose and fast but it was great

    • @khun_le
      @khun_le Місяць тому +3

      Same. Strange Darling and The Substance are genuinely amazing.

    • @Jim-Halp1234
      @Jim-Halp1234 Місяць тому +4

      ​@komshobu2 seems like not being 13 isnt the real problem for you bud.

  • @rofalmatt
    @rofalmatt Місяць тому +59

    2 mill congratulations 🎊

    • @nicomal
      @nicomal Місяць тому +1

      2 mil and 10k.

  • @twentywordsorlessYT
    @twentywordsorlessYT Місяць тому +32

    With you on the finale. I could sense we were getting to the end of the film and I was like, _hmm, OK, there has been some gore and limb withering, but nothing near as bad as what everyone had been saying it is. Is this it?_ . Then the finale hit, and I thought _OH WAIT NEVER MIND HERE IT IS_ .

    • @wyrlismike
      @wyrlismike Місяць тому +3

      i want to see the film but uh, im kinda worried i wont like the last act. i love the evil dead remakes but generally not keen on body horror

    • @anotheridiot34
      @anotheridiot34 Місяць тому

      ​@@wyrlismikehave you seen the fly or the thing?

    • @jasonsantiago6308
      @jasonsantiago6308 15 днів тому

      Yeah the third act needed a little trimming

  • @midoribushi5331
    @midoribushi5331 Місяць тому +3

    Hey, Jeremy, congrats on 2 million! Well deserved and I've been a fan for years. It's reassuring that while many things and youtubers change or whatever, you stay true to you. He's to two million more!

  • @Clocktothetick
    @Clocktothetick Місяць тому +102

    I am suprised more people aren't seeing a parallel with the Picture of Dorian Gray, they are extremely similar.

    • @MrCliverlong
      @MrCliverlong Місяць тому +8

      👆. For me, not a massive horror fan, who saw the film with a horror fan, all the material about Elizabeth hating what Sue is doing to her yet not able to stop self-administering The Substance is the strength and draw of this film. As Jeremy said, "Substance abuse" and the comment above about "The picture of Dorian Gray", they really indicate what elevates this film above slasher movies - in fact elevates "The Substance" above most movies. Dennis Quaid having the time of his life is joyous too.

    • @awkwardsilence4427
      @awkwardsilence4427 Місяць тому +5

      I never read the Picture of Dorian Gray myself, but after telling someone about it last night after I watched it she basically said that it sounded like that story to her.

    • @christopherlyndsay8611
      @christopherlyndsay8611 Місяць тому +5

      Yeah it’s nuts when it’s the most obvious comparison

    • @chappie_nottherobot
      @chappie_nottherobot Місяць тому +2

      Oh, wow. I never put two and two together but that’s a great side by side comparison.

    • @BeerMetal58
      @BeerMetal58 Місяць тому

      You're expecting a lot from JJ's new target market of right-wing idiots.

  • @lamontt808
    @lamontt808 Місяць тому +8

    Congratulations on 2 million 🎉
    Now let's get you to 3 million

  • @cristinaalejandravelascoca3612
    @cristinaalejandravelascoca3612 Місяць тому +3

    Congratulations for the 2 Million milestone, and thanks for your concise and fun reviews. I'm so glad you finally watched this particular movie and gave us your review. This movie affected me profoundly. I'm planning on watching it again this weekend.

  • @MattBrooksOfficial
    @MattBrooksOfficial Місяць тому +2

    Actors, videography, set design and sound design was fking insane. Well done to the team. Loved it

  • @StatueofGuyThinking
    @StatueofGuyThinking Місяць тому +12

    Congrats on 2 million Jeremy!!! Youre the best!

  • @SalKhayer
    @SalKhayer Місяць тому +44

    From Movieman to 2Mil. Insanity. Congratulations Jeremy!

  • @benm5970
    @benm5970 21 день тому +7

    This movie was insane, it had an intriguing premise that I thought could make for some good body horror but I was not prepared for the kind of experience that I got
    Demi Moore gives a very engaging performance as this woman who is a very famous icon but is nervous because she’s getting up there in age and is fearful that fame is gonna reject her for it, throughout the movie you’re just like “No, why are you doing this? It’s terrible for you” But at the same time you just see how incredibly self conscious she is due to the soulless nature of the life of a celebrity and you understand why she’d be led to feel that way, there’s 1 scene in particular where she’s getting dressed up in front of a mirror that you get to see to the full extent of how self conscious she is about herself and how much she stresses over the fact that she believes the world is getting ready to toss her aside now that she’s not young and beautiful anymore, it’s quite a sad journey to watch actually, and special props to the actress who played the younger version of her, she was great, starting off as just a younger version of Demi Moore’s character and ultimately doing all the things she wanted to do but is now too old for but quickly divulging into her own separate entity altogether, she very quickly became what I believe to be the more engaging of the 2, and Dennis Quaid was so great as this complete soulless dickhead agent and he just looked like he was having a blast, I also liked that the movie had a set list of rules for how The Substance works but it feels like it’s not too complicated, so there’s more to it then just 1 injection, younger self appears and that’s it but it’s not like a complete clusterfuck of complicated rules either, not overly simplified but I feel like you’ll get the jist of it
    And now we get to the big one, the body horror, this movie is absolutely disgusting in every sense of the word but in all the best ways, just the initial way of how the second version of Demi Moore’s character is created was nasty enough but the movie just keeps elevating the gore more and more as it went on and creates an absolute trauma inducing gore-fest that is effective in every sense of the word, it feels like everybody involved watched David Cronenberg’s The Fly, they said you can’t make something more gross than that and the director was like “Are you challenging me?” Because Jesus Christ this movie is nasty, so many times it just goes to places that’s even worse than the last place it went and I’m like “Holy shit, how can a movie possibly be *THIS* gory?”
    I’d say my only flaws are that early on I found the way the movie was edited a little flashy for my taste, it’s very jittery, blares the music over it quite loudly, it did calm down as the movie went on but yeah, early on it was a bit much to handle, the other is that I feel like the movie was a bit too long, this is like a full 2 and a half hour experience and I feel like for the type of story they’re telling it could’ve been shaved down by about 20 minutes or so, it didn’t need to be like super short but at the same time I don’t think it needed to be like an epic either
    But as a whole this was a super effective horror experience, it truly has been a while since I’ve said that a horror movie has traumatized me but I mean that in all the best ways, the performances were all great, the body horror was amazingly horrific and ultimately this is a deeply disturbing body horror experience that I’m not gonna forget anytime soon. 9/10

    • @LordBaktor
      @LordBaktor 2 дні тому

      The movie itself establishes that Elizabeth has no control or recollection of Sue's actions and experiences, which makes taking the substance a deal with zero benefits to Elizabeth, which in turn makes it absolutely stupid that she doesn't stop the deal after the first week.

  • @SpideySensei72
    @SpideySensei72 Місяць тому +15

    At first I was kind of disappointed that the younger version of Elizabeth wasn't played by a face swapped Demi Moore, but Margaret Qualley did an amazing job portraying "Sue". I can't wait to buy a physical copy of this and add it to my collection. Coralie Fargeat also directed "Revenge", which is another film that's definitely worth checking out.

    • @darianstarfrog
      @darianstarfrog Місяць тому

      Why? She is sooo hot!

    • @deckardthe2nd
      @deckardthe2nd Місяць тому +1

      Revenge was great.

    • @NiPeMiRecenziiFilme
      @NiPeMiRecenziiFilme Місяць тому +1

      Revenge was dumb as f..k. The script was terrible. She couldnt have lived after the fall. And her belly somehow had the can letters imprinted correctly instead of being in reverse. An absolute disaster of a movie made for braindead people who arent able to understand what they`re seeing.

    • @klass_1221
      @klass_1221 Місяць тому +1

      Just learned Margaret Qualley is the daughter of Andie MacDowell. She does have her mom's smile.

    • @LordBaktor
      @LordBaktor 2 дні тому

      @@NiPeMiRecenziiFilme The Substance is not much smarter. When you realize Demi's character doesn't remember a thing of what Sue does or experiences there's absolutely zero benefit to taking the substance in the first place and zero reason to not cut off the deal immediately.

  • @ReaperKezia
    @ReaperKezia Місяць тому +2

    Dang congrats on the 2 mil! I've been a subscriber for what seems like nearly a decade now. Big fan from you're neighborly state of Oregon

  • @Mercenario_X
    @Mercenario_X Місяць тому +5

    Thanks to you for being one of my reviewers of confidence, keep it going Jeremy

  • @DominiqueKlotz
    @DominiqueKlotz Місяць тому +17

    Went in completely blind and so glad I did. Definitely top3 of the 2024 horror genera! So glad you watched it, I was waiting for this review!!!

  • @predetor911
    @predetor911 Місяць тому +5

    Been watching since 2010, Congratulations on 2,000,000 subscribers 🎉

  • @sickinthehead7507
    @sickinthehead7507 Місяць тому +14

    Congratulations 🎊 to you Jeremy for your 2 million!!!

  • @NicholasMCameron
    @NicholasMCameron Місяць тому +2

    This is my movie of the year. Reminded me of both David and Brandon Cronenberg and the satire aspect reminded me of American Psycho. The use of primary colours was very cool. And... bravura performances by Moore, Qualley and Quaid. Awesome film.

  • @JoseFigueroa-b4k
    @JoseFigueroa-b4k Місяць тому +7

    2 million well-deserved. Congrats Jeremy.

  • @gregoryhendricks63
    @gregoryhendricks63 Місяць тому +3

    Damn. What an amazing review!!!! That last act... wow. I loved the movie

  • @VygoOG
    @VygoOG Місяць тому +5

    damn 2 million already, congrats man

  • @b.a.p.2731
    @b.a.p.2731 Місяць тому +20

    I appreciate that karate punch @ the end so much 6:03 😂🤚👊💥

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 Місяць тому +2

      It's his THING

    • @gianluca.pastorelli
      @gianluca.pastorelli Місяць тому +3

      ​@@everythingisawesome2903Yes, but he had stopped doing it for a while, then he resumed it. And we all love it!

  • @thegeektaculargabe2550
    @thegeektaculargabe2550 27 днів тому

    Congratulations on 2Mil! Also thank for the review for this movie🤙

  • @Professor_Smoak
    @Professor_Smoak Місяць тому +5

    Props on 2 million subs, Jeremy. IMO, no reviewer more deserving.

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 Місяць тому +8

    YEAH!!!! 🎉🎉🎉 2M Jeremy-Anu! Congrats, cutie. 🥰

  • @matthewbartke4424
    @matthewbartke4424 Місяць тому +41

    2:20 "Is the balance going to be maintained?" My first thought is, "Of course not, otherwise there wouldn't be a movie." Although if they did maintain it and made a movie out of that, it would have been a genuine surprise.

    • @matthewbyrd398
      @matthewbyrd398 Місяць тому +2

      Yeah, like if she follows the instructions to the letter, but gets a call or an email, “Uh, there seems to be a problem with your dosage.”

  • @tangerinemisfit
    @tangerinemisfit Місяць тому +12

    Good on you for watching it. And congrats on 2 mil subs!
    Now give Strange Darling a go. It’s a cat and mouse thriller told in a non linear fashion. I think you’d like it

    • @jibblerino
      @jibblerino Місяць тому

      I wish it was still compelling after the obvious twist. The marketing really screwed up for that one.

    • @tangerinemisfit
      @tangerinemisfit Місяць тому

      @@jibblerino still found it a fun film and enjoyed the ride

  • @gryffinbro7242
    @gryffinbro7242 Місяць тому +1

    I'm SO glad y'all got him to watch this- i havent clicked so fast in ages 😅 i adored the insane viewing experience I got from seeing it in theaters since i was originally waiting for streaming!

  • @stacychipouras8741
    @stacychipouras8741 Місяць тому +1

    Thank you Jeremy. I really enjoy your videos and watch alot on my jusmako channel. Anyway, I laughed several times during this/your video and wanted you to know. Again Thank You 💙

  • @maxx1mus1041
    @maxx1mus1041 Місяць тому +2

    No Jeremy,thank you sir for your great and unbiased reviews continue your great content sir and ill be here to watch 👍🏼

  • @Tech-tonic187
    @Tech-tonic187 Місяць тому +4

    Congratulations on the 2 million jeremy ,I've been watching from day one and you deserve it brother 💙

  • @Pokemonashgreen2
    @Pokemonashgreen2 Місяць тому +8

    I've been waiting for this review 🙌

  • @EggySan096
    @EggySan096 Місяць тому +1

    your channel is till one of the best and the one i keep watching for honest reviews. keep up the amazing work and heres to more reviews to come.

  • @kumatoni5245
    @kumatoni5245 Місяць тому +1

    Welcome to the party, pal!
    This was one of the best films I've ever seen, insomuch as I've been thinking about it for weeks, and will never, ever forget it. But I ain't gonna be seeing it again! 😅

  • @briantanner5478
    @briantanner5478 Місяць тому +5

    Jeremy recommending a film on VHS has become a high compliment.

  • @chrisbrown8748
    @chrisbrown8748 Місяць тому +4

    Happy to see my favorite channel in this genre receive its 2 millionth sub🙌🏽

  • @AlthosWTF
    @AlthosWTF Місяць тому +2

    I would have never known about this movie had you not made this video, so thanks!

  • @MuFaSaMoSi
    @MuFaSaMoSi Місяць тому +1

    I loved it so much and I was so excited to see your reaction, I thought it would have been Awesometacular for sure. Love your videos man!

  • @joelv92
    @joelv92 Місяць тому

    Congrats on the 2M subscribers. I’ve been watching your channel since 2011. I’m proud of you

  • @crimsonghoul8983
    @crimsonghoul8983 Місяць тому +23

    4:55 Best moment of any Jeremy Jahns review I have watched. And I have watched a ton.

  • @joshuakincaid8238
    @joshuakincaid8238 Місяць тому +4

    I've been seeing things about this movie. I was wondering if he was going to review it. The cover photo says everything. Also, congratulations on 2 million subscribers.

  • @Shadequillx
    @Shadequillx Місяць тому +12

    Jeremy’s insightful reviews and charismatic presence have clearly resonated with millions, proving that genuine passion and a knack for storytelling can turn a hobby into a phenomenon. Here’s to many more reviews, laughs, and cinematic adventures! 🍿✨

  • @AlexB_143
    @AlexB_143 Місяць тому +1

    Congrats on 2 million, man! Loved how the movie started with Kubrick vibes, then evolved into Cronenberg and ended as a Raimi one. Didn't see that coming but loved it!

  • @brucehatfield4297
    @brucehatfield4297 Місяць тому +1

    Great wrap up as this was, in my opinion a FKN brilliant film and Demi shining. Oh and as an accredited film critic, I LOVE your channel mate !!!

  • @royjones8312
    @royjones8312 Місяць тому +11

    Please don’t ever change homey, you are my most trusted go to movie critic. If you say something isn’t good doesn’t mean I won’t watch it but if you say something is great I’ll give it a shot every time.

  • @kevinraper114
    @kevinraper114 Місяць тому +32

    4:20 "If they don't get nominated for Oscars than what the f... are we doing" Jeremy challenges the academy.

    • @isaiahsdead
      @isaiahsdead Місяць тому +3

      Valid statement jahns coming for his seat at the academy

    • @BeerMetal58
      @BeerMetal58 Місяць тому

      @@isaiahsdead Academy of Mid?

    • @jakegibbard
      @jakegibbard Місяць тому

      I doubt the actors will be nominated (even though they absolutely should) but if the make up does not get a nomination, that’ll be a travesty.

  • @MehdiGamingHQ
    @MehdiGamingHQ Місяць тому +6

    I've been watching Jeremy since the days of his "younger self" and he always delivered the best movies reviews. Well deserved 2M, congrats!

    • @BeerMetal58
      @BeerMetal58 Місяць тому +2

      “‘Should trans surgery be banned for adults, too?’ Um, yeah.” - Matt Walsh, on freedom of expression

    • @zechariahdsiler
      @zechariahdsiler Місяць тому +1

      @@BeerMetal58chill bro. You don’t need to add your point to every comment, no one cares.

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@BeerMetal58What's that have to do with a guy reviewing movies for a living? Holy shit, you political people are fucking pathetic.

  • @johnvanrensburg1694
    @johnvanrensburg1694 Місяць тому

    to my mind, this movie delivered in all respects. the acting, story, social commentary, and the sound...kudos regarding the music selection!
    glad you got round to watching it. I figured it would be a film you'd enjoy. and well done on selling enough of it without giving too much of it away

  • @pivotresearchfoundation
    @pivotresearchfoundation Місяць тому +1

    Congrats on the 2 Mil Jeremy! You deserve it, this movie was INSANE!

  • @samuellee257
    @samuellee257 Місяць тому +2

    Congrats Jeremy on your 2 million subscribers! Only the OF fans knew about the rating ''Tour De Force''!! Gosh, I missed those!

  • @SiriuslyBlack7
    @SiriuslyBlack7 Місяць тому +25

    Dennis Quaid is 🔥on the tail of John Noble,in his role as Lord Denethor,the Steward of Gondor,for the award for grossest open-mouth chewing scene in a feature length film!!

  • @OldCrappyCouch
    @OldCrappyCouch Місяць тому +5

    Wow, 2 million! Congrats Jeremy!

  • @gabemcbride108
    @gabemcbride108 Місяць тому +1

    Congrats on 2 million! For some reason I thought you were past this. I lose track after watching you for over a decade or something now. Good times!

  • @ZEROGRAVITY80
    @ZEROGRAVITY80 Місяць тому +1

    Been here with you since the beginning Jeremy. The best movie critic on UA-cam.

  • @SpiritMan28
    @SpiritMan28 Місяць тому +10

    Congratulations Jeremy on the 2 Million subs!!! Keep up the good work brother!!!

  • @jacobgrantphotography
    @jacobgrantphotography Місяць тому +7

    Dude, 2 million subs! That's awesome! I've been watching since 2010/11-ish. I've always appreciated your presence on UA-cam. Thanks, Jeremy!

  • @juevosrantsyoutube
    @juevosrantsyoutube Місяць тому +11

    prob my fav flick of the year

  • @jasonbyrne3213
    @jasonbyrne3213 Місяць тому

    This is one I would absolutely have missed out on if it hadn’t been for this review, thank you.

  • @erikhh78
    @erikhh78 Місяць тому +1

    Congrats on the 2 million subs Jeremy, been a fan of your channel for years ❤

  • @dmfuerte
    @dmfuerte Місяць тому +27

    The Substance belongs with Barbarian and Malignant as new wave horror classics. Clever, stylish, satirical, and visceral.

    • @broghad8241
      @broghad8241 Місяць тому +3

      Malignant?
      Are you serious?
      That movie was derivative as fuck and flopped

    • @MrJuicy-fi5ng
      @MrJuicy-fi5ng Місяць тому

      @@broghad8241care to explain why? i never watched and im planning to

  • @MaheshKumar.S
    @MaheshKumar.S Місяць тому +12

    2M or 200K your vibe is always 🔥

  • @Danjoker.
    @Danjoker. Місяць тому +5

    Haha, he knew he couldn't keep dodging this.

  • @redacted702
    @redacted702 Місяць тому +1

    Been here since you reviewed Sinister 1. Never regretted it. Huge fan and I hope you are doing well Jeremy.

  • @MichaelCasey1988
    @MichaelCasey1988 Місяць тому +1

    Congruatuations on 2 Million Subscribers Jeremy. I've been following you for over a decade now. I'm glad to see you've doing so well for yourself