_talks about special relativity and stuff_ "thats all cool, Michael, but you're probably wondering... how long can a zucchini grow?" _starts talking about lightspeed immediately after_
I've been watching vsauce since I was a kid, like 12 - 13. I'm 17 now and I still regularly go back and watch every video. Its fascinating to see myself grow up through these videos. 3 years ago I had no clue how an object could move out of the way fast enough for light on the other side to meet your eye, but I get it now! You are such an amazing teacher, I hope you understand how much you mean to me and all of your followers
@@doctor_owl Well it doesn't have to be, my favorite animal is *definitely * not humans, and someone could make the argument that the heart is the most important organ.
It's true that in space you age slower, but you kinda age faster too. Well, kinda. The effects that gravity has on bone mass. The lower amount of gravity that you're exposed to, the quicker you lose bone mass. It's strange. Edit: I realized a second after I posted that I spelled "effects" incorrectly :(.
Actually, in the astronauts perspective, the exact same amount of time has passed. For him, it is us who seemed to age faster. That's why the field is called general or special relativity, because the passage of time is relative to the person that experiences it.
@@perpetualsystems not true, a person stationary and a person going to and back from somewhere don’t experience the same time relative to themselves. They can both agree that the person going to and back from the place aged less (twins paradox). Like you can do it by sending an electromagnetic wave every second in your time and they could send one in their time and actually calculate it. It’s more of you have some spacial velocity and some temporal velocity. The one who moves loses some temporal velocity for spacial velocity ages less in both frames of reference if they go back AND FORTH.
If you take what Tina Turner sang into account, it's a second hand emotion, that leaves one wondering who's hand and better yet why isn't it a first hand emotion seeing the original poster was speaking of it as if they were having the experience in a first hand first person setting, independent from what others might have been feeling while watching the video. The better question would be What's love got to do with it?.....
This Canadian: "Yes… I definitely know how big these two states' populations are relative to each other." (Like, hell, I don't even know the relative populations of the provinces in my _own_ country.)
@@NoriMori1992 Haha right, all I know it goes Ontario>Quebec>BC>Alberta. After that I'm not totally sure, but I would guess Manitoba>Saskatchewan>Nova Scotia>Newfoundland>New Brunswick>PEI>Yukon>NW territories>Nunavut.
and now, here I am, questioning myself again about the existence, the essence of life, why are pandas so cute and why are they disappearing, what makes a Mustang '69 look so damn badass *and didn't anyone noticed that Michael is almost the same as he was 9 years ago?* ty for wasting your precious time still reading this
That Armand Hammer guy pulled such a power move, because now when people jokingly ask him if he owns Arm & Hammer, he can look them straight in the eye and say "Yes" and watch them try to figure out if he's serious or not.
Michael I appreciate you for showing me the way's of the universe as i have felt it has always been hard for me to learn and grasp on to certain things but however by the way of your clever breakdown into it, I can really feel confident into spreading the knowledge. *KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK*
I love how casually Michael can go from talking about relativistic effects on astronauts to a really long zucchini... and then back to relativistic effects... and then ends the episode like a cooking show.
The Penrose-Terrell rotation is very old to me, and I never click on these sorts of relativity vids expecting anyone to discuss it. This one is unusual.
No, you are younger. You don't have orbital velocity (or you would be floating). So you should only look at the gravitational effect curve (general relativity). More gravity means slower clock.
...and I just realised that I spelt cheese, 'cheez' and it's been read by Michael Stevens, I'm a mixture of starstruck and embarrassed... At least it will soon be forgotten. As Michael Stevens once said "YOLOBLOMLMTAASOSBTDPWKEOBOIODAWCHEOBOITOD".
“Astronaut Scott Tingle, what’s up. Hhh, you obviously” zooms in on Michael’s proud face about his dorky joke, “Heuh you little astronaut” a millisecond later Michael’s sincerity comes back. This is why I love these videos
yes Michael, right after pondering over time dilation effects of space travel I found myself wondering about the maximum length of a zucchini, and as always you were there for me.
Within 30 seconds I always learn something cool or think about interesting things with any video Micheal is in. Thank you sir. May your atoms always change but may you not.
0:05 Yes, DONG definitely does stand for
*D* By
*O* Of and
*N* For
*G* Teens.
@@hunni3243 I think you're the one being wooooshed
D - By of O - And for N - Teens who G - Like cooking
The way he says it D=by, O=of, N=and for, G=teens, each letter he starts with makes boat, so DONG=BOAT, wonder what michael means by this 🤔🤔
@Tushar Pasha bruh wat i was making an additional joke, u dont understand jokes?
@J B now you stfu
I think he understands just how wholesome of a meme he is.
He knows, he most certainly knows, and he revels in it.
Self-aware meme
He has embraced the meme
But what IS a meme?
Hey, Vsauce, Micheal here.
_talks about special relativity and stuff_ "thats all cool, Michael, but you're probably wondering... how long can a zucchini grow?" _starts talking about lightspeed immediately after_
@Tetrahedrony The other zucchinis shrink when they see how long that one is
Lol
Yes that is the joke thank you for pointing out the joke
*Vsauce flashbacks*
The subtitles for that, around 6:20, are “grew Sukie knee two point five two meters in length it’s just phenomenal” lmao
Whats up?
-You obviously, you little... Astronaut.
I’m surprised that I had to search this long to find this comment
B-but which way is up?
The sky
*or is it*
:D
I think you call them buttronauts these days... Because it's also called compbutt
I've been watching vsauce since I was a kid, like 12 - 13. I'm 17 now and I still regularly go back and watch every video. Its fascinating to see myself grow up through these videos. 3 years ago I had no clue how an object could move out of the way fast enough for light on the other side to meet your eye, but I get it now! You are such an amazing teacher, I hope you understand how much you mean to me and all of your followers
I'm gonna buy Vsauce stock to become a part owner of Vsauce
grandayy genius
ok
Maybe invest in Vcoin
Hollup
Ain't that the money in fortnite?
Well then, see me on my future card
board box
grandayy we need more vsauce memes
I think you are using the wrong account.... where's the duck one
"Continuity isn't a priority here at Vsauce headquarters"
-Michael Stevens
MomentousCrazynoob That may explain why he hasn’t been uploading on the main Vsauce channel.
That explains how he goes from relativity to zucchinis halfway through the video
The only consistent thing is that there's no consistency.
@@luisquezada9806 and back
Live long and Prosper Michael 🖖
"To be honest, humans are one of my top-ten favorite animals." -Michael, 2018
I don't get what's outrageous about that. Some people think other animals are cooler than humans.
nobody said it was outrageous ?XD
Of course a human's favorite animal is humans. That's like the brain declaring itself to be the most important organ lol
@@doctor_owl Well it doesn't have to be, my favorite animal is *definitely * not humans, and someone could make the argument that the heart is the most important organ.
I was looking for this comment and found one..
"the only UA-cam channel made by of and for teens who like cooking, today we're gonna be talking about BABIES!"
WHAT?
First step: *preheat the oven*
@@JeBronLames07 second step: *insert the infant.*
@@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 third step: *watch Vsauce's cannibalism video for instructions on eating humans*
@@audreyandremington5265 fourth step: *follow instructions and remove the infant to check how cooked it is*
@@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 fifth step: *eat up*
It's true that in space you age slower, but you kinda age faster too. Well, kinda. The effects that gravity has on bone mass. The lower amount of gravity that you're exposed to, the quicker you lose bone mass. It's strange.
Edit: I realized a second after I posted that I spelled "effects" incorrectly :(.
Didn't expect to find you here sir
@@indioplateado6991 Pro tip, if you're not a cripple, look down and knee caps you will find.
Actually, in the astronauts perspective, the exact same amount of time has passed. For him, it is us who seemed to age faster. That's why the field is called general or special relativity, because the passage of time is relative to the person that experiences it.
@@perpetualsystems not true, a person stationary and a person going to and back from somewhere don’t experience the same time relative to themselves. They can both agree that the person going to and back from the place aged less (twins paradox). Like you can do it by sending an electromagnetic wave every second in your time and they could send one in their time and actually calculate it.
It’s more of you have some spacial velocity and some temporal velocity. The one who moves loses some temporal velocity for spacial velocity ages less in both frames of reference if they go back AND FORTH.
DONG: the first and only youtube channel made by, of, and for, teens who like cooking.
"today, we're gonna be talking about babies"
That's what I call a well written video
I literally read this just as he said it.
Made of teens who like cooking.
Nice.
Humans are my top 10 favourite animals
I love the way they make these videos
Jacob Thaxton but what is love?
*Music plays*
If you take what Tina Turner sang into account, it's a second hand emotion, that leaves one wondering who's hand and better yet why isn't it a first hand emotion seeing the original poster was speaking of it as if they were having the experience in a first hand first person setting, independent from what others might have been feeling while watching the video. The better question would be What's love got to do with it?.....
Why is Michael so dank?
Samuel Azurdia Why not?
Samuel Azurdia I have that jumper in your profile pic
He never showers and typically dwells in caves.
Occasionally a grotto.
because he is the universe dont you get it every video is perfect but unexplainable just like this beautiful place we call the cosmos
We granted him dankhood
1:05
Michael: "Between North Dakota and Illinois, Illinois clearly is gonna win."
This Australian: "Yes.....of course....."
This Canadian: "Yes… I definitely know how big these two states' populations are relative to each other."
(Like, hell, I don't even know the relative populations of the provinces in my _own_ country.)
+NoriMori
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_provinces_and_territories_by_population#Listing
I don't even know all the states and where they are. But no wonder, i live on a different continent, why would i
Tay Sem lmao I live in North Carolina and I barely know the population of my own state, much less the states around it
@@NoriMori1992 Haha right, all I know it goes Ontario>Quebec>BC>Alberta. After that I'm not totally sure, but I would guess Manitoba>Saskatchewan>Nova Scotia>Newfoundland>New Brunswick>PEI>Yukon>NW territories>Nunavut.
"They just dont taste great when they're large" - DONG Michael
Michael is one of my favorite animal
sümük4 upvoted because of that wooden picture
"Always preheat your ovens". I will Michael, I will...
im preheating right now and cooking for my dada funnily enough
You're cooking for Michael also? Same!
I have induction ...
Well, actually, I prefer to cook certain things without preheating...
Except when cooking bacon. Put it in a cold oven to heat up with the oven. Better bacon.
Typical Michael Videos:
Question:
What does "Good" really mean?
After 10 mins of research...
Answer:
The mass of the sun is 1.989 × 10^30 kg.
And as always, thanks for purple.
Lmaoooo so true Im dying
HAHAHAHAH so true - 42
Or is it?
12 minutes of explanations later...
Blue is really purple, and yesterday is 47.
Typical DONG video:
Here's a chart of all the astronauts, even the ones who are still in space!
5 minutes later: How big can a zucchini grow?
Vsauce NEEDS to do a video on the idea of 4 spacial dimensions, it's so cool and interesting!
Has he done one on hyperbolic space yet?
yes, but he still hasn't...
@@coopergates9680 noe
*"Humans are like, one of my top10 favourite animals."*
ansaree97 Yeah pretty sure that Michael is an alien.
That's like.. your opinion, man.
... but humans are animals
LOLOLLOLOOL
@@Roonayy maybe you are, I am not :)
0:41 "Humans are my top 10 most favorite animals"
qrabbit_ humans are animals
"are ONE of my top ten"
qrabbit_
Is ur profile pic from Phineas and ferb?
Sam Nis yep
That's true, humans are an animal.. we are in the class of "Mammals" in the Animalia Kingdom, and are a primate. The more you know! ;)
6:28 "they just don't taste great when they are large"
No more than *T W E L V E I N C H E S*
and now, here I am, questioning myself again about the existence, the essence of life, why are pandas so cute and why are they disappearing, what makes a Mustang '69 look so damn badass *and didn't anyone noticed that Michael is almost the same as he was 9 years ago?*
ty for wasting your precious time still reading this
yeah they'd hurt you. Literally.
Mohamed that's why they are picked when they are young
that zucchini thing killed me...
RIP :(
I hope you took notes
der kaländer I haven't had zucchini ever, in my life.
der kaländer imagine if there was a cooking segment called cooking with Michael or something like that
he caught the words off my tongue.
"Made for teens that like cooking"
*3 secs later*
"Today we're gonna talk about babies"
Well, you could cook a baby
@@harleck9119 RT Game cooked the cooking mama baby
That Armand Hammer guy pulled such a power move, because now when people jokingly ask him if he owns Arm & Hammer, he can look them straight in the eye and say "Yes" and watch them try to figure out if he's serious or not.
This video was a rollercoaster from start to finish
Plz do a top ten favorite animals video
... in their natural habitat
... e.g. human in war
Michael please.
I love gems！ such the best aliens. Besides we’re the same person Patatifque
Ask real life lore
"Welcome to dong, the first and only youtube channel made by, of, and for teens who like cooking. Today, we're going to be talking about babies."
This is for teens?
I'm a teen and I like cooking. How did he know??????¿¿¿
OhShit
Echo
It sounded like he was starting a sex ed class on how to avoid pregnancy as a teen.
Michael I appreciate you for showing me the way's of the universe as i have felt it has always been hard for me to learn and grasp on to certain things but however by the way of your clever breakdown into it, I can really feel confident into spreading the knowledge. *KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK*
Michael is such a character
I mean like where does he come up with
“The first and only youtube channel made by of and for teens who like cooking”
I love how casually Michael can go from talking about relativistic effects on astronauts to a really long zucchini... and then back to relativistic effects... and then ends the episode like a cooking show.
OK, the Torell thing is new to me. Njce!
The Penrose-Terrell rotation is very old to me, and I never click on these sorts of relativity vids expecting anyone to discuss it. This one is unusual.
i thought it was a dolan dark video
Halow if you don't think Dolan Dark videos have jokes your watching them wrong.
Subscribe to Dolan Dark
Dead meme.
Halvard Samdal But how do you know it isn't?
Dolan... who now?
Michael, you're totally crazy and I love that. Great scientist, great mind, great sense of humor and great videos. Keep up, dude :)
"what's up? you obviously!" I always laugh at these cringey puns.
crin g
that's not a pun
Man all this good editing must *make the dong hard* to create.
Da bum tsssssss
Will this be on the test?
Yes
No, but it may be on his next T Shirt 🤗
It's a quiz, Tyrone! Not a test, It's a quiz! God! Get it right for once!
Thanks for cooking
Michael just messing with the formula for fun now
I live in the Netherlands under sea-level, so i'm older then people that were born on the same moment as i was born right?
Yes, first you're older, then people were born on the same moment.
?
@@banehog wtf
@@josefdrapak1889 here's a clue: Then != Than
No, you are younger. You don't have orbital velocity (or you would be floating). So you should only look at the gravitational effect curve (general relativity). More gravity means slower clock.
Best visual explanation of Terrell rotation I've come across so far. Thanks!
Great cooking show! I especially loved the blue cheez burger and salad with rose vinaigrette.
Thanks! It's a great recipe for teens. Easy to make and quick clean up. Always a favorite!
...and I just realised that I spelt cheese, 'cheez' and it's been read by Michael Stevens, I'm a mixture of starstruck and embarrassed... At least it will soon be forgotten. As Michael Stevens once said "YOLOBLOMLMTAASOSBTDPWKEOBOIODAWCHEOBOITOD".
Blogger Boyo that’s how vegan cheese replacement stuff is spelled so you’re good
I love this guy. Michael, whether you're reading this or not, thank you. Keep doing as well as you do your stuff.
i think he lost the password to vsauce
its just him having fun with website
s
I think there's some kind of legal battle. It's like when Prince changed his name for a number of years.
No, he's just HowToBasic
But what are passwords and how much does it weigh?
“Astronaut Scott Tingle, what’s up. Hhh, you obviously” zooms in on Michael’s proud face about his dorky joke, “Heuh you little astronaut” a millisecond later Michael’s sincerity comes back. This is why I love these videos
2:40 that's the funniest thing in ages 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Michael is the only person who should exist
Spycrabs how to basic
SO YOU LOVE HOW TO BAsic
put him into space, then use the combined nuclear arsenal of russia and the USA to sanitize the world.
Wait, then what about yourself?
Dreamy Daylite the Cat
No only him
Michael becoming crazier with every new video... Guess he would've become completely mad when he does the next video on Vsauce...
Karthik Balaji nub
Its started when he locked himself in a sensory deprivation room for days
Im honestly baffled by the quality of Michael’s comedic skills at each new DONG videos
Keep it up, proud of ya
yes Michael, right after pondering over time dilation effects of space travel I found myself wondering about the maximum length of a zucchini, and as always you were there for me.
I absolutely love Michael's work, this man is just amazing
what's up? you obviously you little astronaut
I figuratively died at that point.
Did you say "figuratively"? Congratulations on your correct use of language!
Hugo Cabrera I literally laughed when I heard it
I was looking for your comment. He KNEW it was bad, too. 😂😂
Hugo Cabrera "figuratively" was used correctly? Dafuq u all crying about
" Zucinnies like to grow big, but they don't taste well when they're large"
-Michael Stevens
conclusion: for the same amount of earth time, zucchinis taste better if grown in space
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Even zucchinis realized that size doesn't matter
I didn’t realize zucchinis have taste buds.
*insert Lenny face*
Humans are my spirit animal.
DustyFlygon I always felt like them.
This helped me understand Terrell rotation better, great job Michael.
I love the edits. Your humor has really grown on me.
I love DONG. Michael’s humorous side is so fun to experience.
You so precious when you smile
Did you say this before the song "Mine" came out? Time traveler!
Wtfffsgitfuckinghellwhatamieventalkingaboutshiiit
@@therambunctiousrobloxian9323 did he really
I think Michael forgot this wasn’t a Vsauce video for about 5 minutes
When Michael say "stay curious" at the end I thought Im at Its okay to be smart channel haahhaha
Man I've been looking for a video about zucchinis for a long time, glad he delivered.
“What’s up? Heh, you obviously. You little... Astronaut!” :’D
"some countries babies are born more often then others"
Yes for instance in Russia each baby is born 3 times before they're given citizenship.
Charlie C whaaaaaa
The joke is?
Charlie C watch it again and you will be as surprised as i was that north korea lit up at all.
LMAO
His puns are so bad that they are so good
That zucchini photo is very phallic. It made me laugh a lot.
10:55
my favorite part is when the raptor taps its claw on the ground
12:30 I mean I once triggered a very heated political debate on a youtube video.
that's not even true you filthy commie! ALL LIES!! LIES I SAID
adrsya I'm not talking about American politics boi.
CheesecakeLasagna Politics? Lmao i once talked about religion, Some one got shot at the end
I once started a ghif vs. jif debate. That got pretty hot.
Alexander M in short, it’s pronounced JIF. The creator of GIFs even said so.
The memes have got to you Micheal
VSauce really out here for us unable/unwilling to dive into UA-cam Red
Within 30 seconds I always learn something cool or think about interesting things with any video Micheal is in. Thank you sir. May your atoms always change but may you not.
He is how to basic creator
preach amen btw despacito is epic
No, that was a joke.
- and you also missed this commenters joke
r/wooooooooooooooooosh
r/whooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
what was the science behind 6:20, does a sudden topic change help us regain our attention? I'm actually curious.
It's nonsense humour, one of the favourite kinds of humour to the man of science.
Not a single baby was born in Norway
*GOOD*
A baby is born there every 485.88 seconds. Or to put it another way, 8 minutes, 5 seconds and approximately 880 milliseconds.
Too cold to function
Einar Johnsen That is because Exurb1a destroyed Norway already
Suwin Khamchaiwong that’s how long it takes light to get from the sun to the earth.
Humans are some of my favorite animals too Michael.
Mikael u nailed it 6:04 What everyone really wanted to know!
The last 60 seconds is gold Michael
I like all Dongs, but I like Michael's Dong the most.
D.O.N.G. doesn’t taste good when it’s over 12 inches...
Brilliant xD
micheal should start a let's play channel.
"heyy, let's play, micheal here."
Sorenmine id kms
This video is truly the pinnacle of all human achievement
I'm from Idaho and every time somebody literally mentions our existence I get happy!
2:46 oh look the earth isn’t flat
Hi Michael!
Hi Eduardo!
Hi Sean!
Hi Himananshu
Hi Someone!
VSauce here
*Top ten anime geniuses.*
I love this man
#1
FIGHT ME
*Top ten characters who could beat Thanos even with the infinity stone*
nani
@@ibyinstitute *to
those first ten seconds tell their own wild story and honestly i dont know if i can go on when im still trying to process all this
Video: **Doesnt start with "Hey Vsause, Michael here"**
Me: Wait, thats illegal.
An oven can be in only one state; heated or unheated. Pre-heating an oven is a meaningless term. And as always, thank you Mr. Carlin.
Thexsoar the Bearded my oven is in two states, it sits on the Arizona Nevada border.
Well, if you have a Shrodinger oven, it can be in the two states at the same time :)
Danielle Barker theres only one place where an oven can be in 4 states.
I really hope this comment was meant to be ironic
Actually I was referring to this: timestamp 1:50 ua-cam.com/video/vdPy5Ikn7dw/v-deo.html
I can't believe he misspelled the channel name in the video. It's D!NG, Michael lol. Can't win 'em all I suppose
Once it was dong
now it has been changed to ding
@@srisruthi8937 Heresey! It was never DONG it was always D!NG. DONG is not brand friendly and is innapropriate.
@@mrmoth26 that is correct.
Mr Moth Yes, which is why it was changed to D!NG. But it USED to be DONG.
@@angelmendez-rivera351 It was never DONG! Heretic!
0:10 omg michael very staccato
This is my favorite cooking show on UA-cam
Finding Vsauce and D!ng was one of the best things that happened in my life
But Michael, if you move near the speed of light next to the earth, wouldn't you see more than 50% of its surface? Which you said was impossible
Benjamin Brady you would just see a different 50 percent
Or is it?
(Vsauce music intensifies)
zukkini fact made me laugh, instant like
What's the song at 6:40 called? I've listened to all the songs in Jake's channel and I can't seem to find it :(
Love this vid, its on the verge Vsauce
The sudden subject change to the zucchini caught me off guard
Love you michael 👍👍👍
Hey Vsauce! Michael...not here ☹️
You little, heheh, astronaut!
This was so great nice to see him in a similar format 2 the vids I love the most
lol so clever the callback to the intro joke on the outro!!