The Truth About The Titanic Submarine Mission | Ari Shaffir

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  • Опубліковано 25 чер 2023
  • Standup Comedian Ari Shaffir performing at the Comedy Mothership in Austin, Texas. Tickets on sale now for Ari's next special taping April 26 & April 27 in Washington, DC!
    🎟Get tickets here: www.outbackpresents.com/arish...
    💥All upcoming shows & tickets: www.arishaffir.com/tour
    • Mar 21: Raleigh, NC
    • Mar 22: Asheville, NC
    • Mar 24: Charleston, SC
    • Mar 25: Hoover, AL
    • Mar 26: Nashville, TN
    • Mar 27: Huntsville, AL
    • Mar 28: Knoxville, TN
    • Mar 29: Memphis, TN
    • Mar 30: Lexington, KY
    • Mar 31: Cleveland, OH
    • Apr 01: Liberty Township, OH
    • Apr 03: Columbus, OH
    • Apr 04: Grand Rapids, MI
    • Apr 05: Detroit, MI
    • Apr 27: Washington, DC - special taping!
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    Editing: Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 343

  • @RobinLundqvist
    @RobinLundqvist Рік тому +642

    Ari Shaffir really doesn't let a good tragedy go to waste

    • @SuperStruct
      @SuperStruct Рік тому +8

      Remember that tragedy that occurred? What was it called, oh yes, 9/11. What a national tragedy that was.

    • @aaronjamison5150
      @aaronjamison5150 Рік тому

      Wasn’t that Winston Churchill? Lmao

    • @GahMorninJulia
      @GahMorninJulia Рік тому

      This is nothing compared to James Cameron’s tragedy material.

    • @MrNicvdb
      @MrNicvdb Рік тому +5

      Kobe!

    • @Kustan112
      @Kustan112 Рік тому

      @RobinLundqvist well said lmao

  • @hawk1093
    @hawk1093 Рік тому +87

    Thank you for reaffirming what I had suspected happened.

  • @bnol03686
    @bnol03686 Рік тому +183

    I was waiting for Ari’s sympathetic take

    • @jacksonscofield7809
      @jacksonscofield7809 Рік тому

      Someone knows what side their buttfuked bread is buttfukkin buttered on

    • @jackzwahlen764
      @jackzwahlen764 Рік тому +5

      Don't hold your breath...............what they should have told the submariners

  • @weneedcriticalthinking
    @weneedcriticalthinking Рік тому +17

    That's our Ari being Ari.

  • @frankmurphy5
    @frankmurphy5 Рік тому +237

    I was part of the recovery team and can confirm that this is what happened.

    • @5thdimension665
      @5thdimension665 Рік тому +21

      I was the submarine and can confirm I'm in pain

    • @AaronHarver-dj4yq
      @AaronHarver-dj4yq Рік тому +9

      I am the ocean and I can confirm I might have gotten a lil rough last night

    • @Genious.
      @Genious. Рік тому +14

      @@AaronHarver-dj4yq My Dad is the President of the Internet and he says that if you guys don't stop making false claims about yourselves, he will kick you off.

    • @expfcwintergreenv2.02
      @expfcwintergreenv2.02 Рік тому +9

      I’m in recovery and wondering if anybody has some yellow submarines

    • @5thdimension665
      @5thdimension665 Рік тому +5

      @@Genious. my dads the king of electricity so watch it! Or i'll cut your power

  • @sfewgewssdgdsgh
    @sfewgewssdgdsgh Рік тому +64

    I love how pissed off ari makes people, i think thats why i like him

    • @derekcarney
      @derekcarney Рік тому +7

      DEFINITELY. HE HAS NO SHAME AND NO FEAR. He THRIVES in comedy as soon as anyone dies. I love his unpopular "too soon" takes. They are what will solidify him in the comedy history books. I could only hope and pray to die and have Ari include my death in an uncomfortable bit as soon as i die. Isn't that what you all strive for in this life? ; ]

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 Рік тому

      ​@@derekcarneyI think Sam kinison is his spirit animal... Miss him and adore Ari...

    • @starboy32
      @starboy32 11 місяців тому

      ​@@derekcarneyno shame no fear no respect no decency. should coin his brand of comedy "rock bottom humor" dont get me wrong i like it tho

    • @derekcarney
      @derekcarney 11 місяців тому

      @@starboy32 His Kobe Bryant controversy, working at the comedy store, his Joe Rogan and Kill Tony appearances, his jobs on comedy central.... 6,000,000 youtube views for Jew. Are you an Ari Denier?!

    • @derekcarney
      @derekcarney 11 місяців тому

      Lol.

  • @pfft7738
    @pfft7738 Рік тому +6

    The coast guard did say they heard banging.

    • @theyetti8811
      @theyetti8811 Рік тому +1

      I truly did laugh out loud.

    • @pfft7738
      @pfft7738 Рік тому

      @@theyetti8811 the depths some men will go to stay in the closet...smh.

  • @natephant
    @natephant Рік тому +7

    Very timely

  • @alexcoyg3281
    @alexcoyg3281 Рік тому +47

    This is the kind of truth that the mainstream media will never show👏👏👏

    • @b4Sed1593
      @b4Sed1593 10 місяців тому

      Daily reminder that Gaysenal slipped a 12 point lead 😂😭

  • @witheredmedia
    @witheredmedia Рік тому +7

    ari has the best takes on topical stuff

  • @jacocharzukanamericanautho2422

    Amazing Ari! Your stuff needs so much more praise like for real.

  • @evanbechthold3877
    @evanbechthold3877 Рік тому +4

    The best take yet!

  • @nightly522
    @nightly522 11 місяців тому

    masterpiece!!

  • @paulmetesh7981
    @paulmetesh7981 Рік тому +2

    Best version i heard so Far .....Ari nailed it Again 👏

  • @benitofranklyn4237
    @benitofranklyn4237 10 місяців тому

    We need more of these standup clips from Ari

  • @DirtyDovi
    @DirtyDovi Рік тому +7

    Hands down [asses up] this is The Best Description/Explanation Ever! 🤘🤣

  • @GarsonProduction
    @GarsonProduction Рік тому +87

    As these people sadly, very recently passed away some one had to speak the truth on this and as a man from and for the people Ari manned up yet again.

  • @smokestrong1000
    @smokestrong1000 11 місяців тому +2

    Glad Ari cleared that up for everyone. Especially only nemo being able to judge them. All makes sense now.

  • @gitwindoixphog613
    @gitwindoixphog613 Рік тому

    Thanks for clearing that up.

  • @bobcostas6272
    @bobcostas6272 Рік тому

    Thank you professor

  • @gettem6341
    @gettem6341 Рік тому +1

    I always love ari's take on current events

  • @annmarie6060
    @annmarie6060 Рік тому +9

    Ari...thank you for explaining it too us! 👍😁

  • @hardbrocklife
    @hardbrocklife Рік тому

    3 seconds in and I'm already excited

  • @1surfercross
    @1surfercross Рік тому

    Legend!

  • @dirtybubbles_gaming
    @dirtybubbles_gaming 11 місяців тому

    thank you ari.

  • @senorgringopapi2059
    @senorgringopapi2059 11 місяців тому

    Love it! 😂

  • @jeffreytopnick4710
    @jeffreytopnick4710 11 місяців тому

    Miss you Ari

  • @garygood369
    @garygood369 Рік тому +1

    Ur amazing Ari ❤

  • @DeadbeatGamer
    @DeadbeatGamer Рік тому +16

    when you know someone else will make the joke and you just want the credit.
    Thanks Ari

  • @kylecarter1599
    @kylecarter1599 Рік тому

    Thank God for Ari Shaffir

  • @LilMushroomTip
    @LilMushroomTip Рік тому +1

    YEAH BABY WE MISSED YA

  • @neverumind7801
    @neverumind7801 Рік тому

    bravo, bravo!!

  • @lostinthegroovepod
    @lostinthegroovepod Рік тому

    Made my morning always get my news from Ari he's the best LMFAO

  • @TheCokeMan3
    @TheCokeMan3 Рік тому

    Love this! I missed the Kobe video

  • @larrygraham4875
    @larrygraham4875 Рік тому +1

    Ari for President. Much love 😁🥰

  • @Mr.Muscaria
    @Mr.Muscaria Рік тому +8

    I hope I'm rich and famous enough for Ari to make fun of me when I die

    • @maxmeier532
      @maxmeier532 Рік тому

      Give him 5 bucks and he'll suck you off.

  • @royalranting119
    @royalranting119 Рік тому

    Hilarious take Ari is the man

  • @JJM2222
    @JJM2222 Рік тому

    enlightening

  • @oghash4912
    @oghash4912 Рік тому +3

    U just earned a subscriber

  • @AstroNomik700
    @AstroNomik700 Рік тому +3

    Solid C+

  • @danclanlynch
    @danclanlynch Рік тому +1

    The real answers we've all been waiting for.

  • @avi3020
    @avi3020 Рік тому +6

    Thought ari was on a hiatus,glad to see him 🙌🏻

    • @ericbwertz
      @ericbwertz Рік тому

      I think that he only killed the podcast but is out on tour now.

    • @GodbreadGilfredBiago
      @GodbreadGilfredBiago Рік тому

      Yeah he said he wouldn't be filmed lol

  • @torontoenvironment9899
    @torontoenvironment9899 Рік тому

    I need an Ari Shaffir vlog in my life

  • @morganspencer-churchill2136
    @morganspencer-churchill2136 Рік тому +1

    Hell yeah Ori

  • @neilpritchard4734
    @neilpritchard4734 11 місяців тому +1

    Ari Shaffer will go down as the best comedic producer I've seen in my life. If you've never watched The Amazing Racist you are missing out-pur gold and black comedy

  • @Android-Zen
    @Android-Zen Рік тому +8

    Ari needs to have a news show. This is how I like to consume the news. 😅

    • @olherb9633
      @olherb9633 11 місяців тому +2

      A news show with Ari and Mark Normand as the desk hosts and Shane Gillis and Theo Von as field correspondents

    • @crisp__
      @crisp__ 11 місяців тому

      ​@@olherb9633if they did Daily Show exactly as you said I'd watch every fucking episode

  • @bobbowie9350
    @bobbowie9350 Рік тому +1

    strong!

  • @AnIgnorantMan
    @AnIgnorantMan Рік тому +1

    Bringing a whole new meaning to (power bottom)

  • @T25de
    @T25de Рік тому

    Well said ari

  • @eliasdskill5008
    @eliasdskill5008 11 місяців тому

    Da best

  • @MrSknottykid
    @MrSknottykid Рік тому

    I was wondering what happened. Thanks,😂😂

  • @jordanhernandez2937
    @jordanhernandez2937 Рік тому +1

    My man😂

  • @pfft7738
    @pfft7738 Рік тому +6

    Well now if Zuckerberg and musk have that jui jitsu match we won't be able to say " the first billionaire to lose to a sub mission"

    • @jakewardwell1043
      @jakewardwell1043 Рік тому +1

      Pfft7738 that’s the best comment I’ve seen probably this whole year

    • @pfft7738
      @pfft7738 Рік тому

      @@jakewardwell1043 lol sweet!

    • @LangstonDev
      @LangstonDev Рік тому

      🤌

  • @soundsz20
    @soundsz20 Рік тому

    well done.

  • @ShortFormLiFe
    @ShortFormLiFe 11 місяців тому +1

    He actually managed to make a point of it too in the end lol

    • @smokestrong1000
      @smokestrong1000 11 місяців тому

      I wonder what he had to think of first then being gay and how it'd make it implode or it imploding and how he can tie that in to them being gay lmao

  • @dungeonbayshop564
    @dungeonbayshop564 Рік тому +8

    Thank you sir. I thought I was the only one who did not care the slightest bit about that situation.

  • @bigisaac8060
    @bigisaac8060 Рік тому +10

    That was fuckin funny. I'm so glad Ari exists. Always around to lighten a tragedy. You're awesome Ari even though you don't read comments 🤣😁🤙

  • @logeydog
    @logeydog Рік тому

    The master

  • @FatdogBlues
    @FatdogBlues Рік тому +2

    Banging sounds were detected

  • @jeremiahpool7546
    @jeremiahpool7546 Рік тому

    I knew it!

  • @crabshacks_8780
    @crabshacks_8780 Рік тому +1

    goat for tragedy jokes

  • @itsfine9136
    @itsfine9136 11 місяців тому

    "You cant separate a butt fick circle" 🤣💀

  • @ejayxray
    @ejayxray Рік тому

    crusher 💥💥💥💥💥

  • @tonybonesLD
    @tonybonesLD 10 місяців тому

    Hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @masaharumorimoto4761
    @masaharumorimoto4761 Рік тому +13

    HAHAHA! It's never too soon, you're keeping the tradition alive, rip gilbert gottfried :D

  • @NCLife-zn9vj
    @NCLife-zn9vj Рік тому

    Pure science......

  • @WilliamSmallacombe
    @WilliamSmallacombe Рік тому

    Jeezus 😂😂😂

  • @bendavis5526
    @bendavis5526 Рік тому

    The most underrated comic

  • @Luhbraindead
    @Luhbraindead Рік тому +1

    It’s never soon too 🔜 😂

  • @ku7342
    @ku7342 Рік тому

    Ari stands for chaos

  • @zacharywaynewatson8888
    @zacharywaynewatson8888 Рік тому

    This might be my favorite joke of the year.

  • @Kanye_Biden
    @Kanye_Biden Рік тому

    Kobe!

  • @Grommie122
    @Grommie122 Рік тому

    Can't wait for you to come to Philly, making wife buy tickets

  • @s_r3go7
    @s_r3go7 Рік тому +1

    u sunk that 1 like kobe at the buzzer

  • @denvermike3125
    @denvermike3125 Рік тому

    Solid theory

  • @ryanbean3548
    @ryanbean3548 11 місяців тому +1

    He beat up Bobby Lee for owing him 30k 😂

  • @Magic_dawn
    @Magic_dawn 11 місяців тому

    As a member of Seal Team 6 this is exactly what happened on that sub.

  • @mysteryY2K
    @mysteryY2K Рік тому +2

    Ari looks like hes about to ask me for spare change as i leave the grocery store (love him tho)

  • @rticle15
    @rticle15 11 місяців тому +1

    Im glad Ari took a full 30 seconds to craft this joke.

    • @murdercide4967
      @murdercide4967 7 місяців тому

      Thats how long they lasted in the submarine

  • @pauljoseph8338
    @pauljoseph8338 Рік тому +5

    The first official HOUSE CAM production from the Mothership??? Looks great!

    • @Zackaria_sMax
      @Zackaria_sMax Рік тому

      Do you know if this is the big or small room?

  • @APCooper
    @APCooper Рік тому

    Sounds legit.

  • @SecretWoodshop
    @SecretWoodshop Рік тому +1

    I'm glad ari killed the skeptic tank to focus on what he really loves, finding the humor in tragedy

  • @tankhankeress1739
    @tankhankeress1739 Рік тому +3

    Ari is so himself

  • @FGTRTD96
    @FGTRTD96 Рік тому

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @user-bo1gf7bg8v
    @user-bo1gf7bg8v Рік тому +2

    Ari is such a brave teacher of awareness, I barely laughed, but I wanted to hear everything because this has been a learning moment. Congrats on 6mil

  • @dialed4life
    @dialed4life Рік тому +1

    Holy fuck so good. Gotta keep it air tight

  • @aegixxer1
    @aegixxer1 Рік тому

    6 Million Views!

  • @jpierce2l33t
    @jpierce2l33t Рік тому

    Holy shit i literally had the thought earlier of 'wonder if Ari is gonna comment on the submarine?' Haha yesss 🤣

  • @abelpelayo1669
    @abelpelayo1669 Рік тому

    Did they remove views from his past uploads ?
    Ari is the fkn Man!! 🎉

  • @jessediaz2693
    @jessediaz2693 Рік тому

    The aristocrats!! You are a genius Ari!

  • @TheCrazyCanuck420
    @TheCrazyCanuck420 Рік тому

    I was wondering when you would strike Ari 😂

  • @heads_together_crypto2422
    @heads_together_crypto2422 Рік тому

    His pink hair really comes and goes.

  • @weneedcriticalthinking
    @weneedcriticalthinking Рік тому +1

    That's are Ari being Ari.

    • @samuel2415
      @samuel2415 Рік тому +2

      our

    • @weneedcriticalthinking
      @weneedcriticalthinking Рік тому

      @@samuel2415 oh my you our correct. = okay that time i did it for a joke. thanks samuel. you rock.

  • @heatheverett
    @heatheverett Рік тому

    Holy hell, Ari! Hitting it with joke after joke after joke after tag after tag. Fuckin crushing topical material! Hell yeah, doggie, that's my president!

  • @Scrub_Jake
    @Scrub_Jake Рік тому +3

    Yeah getting into a B.F. circle ⭕️ is like a Chinese finger trap. You try to pull out and you just end up backing up further onto the guy behind you… there is no escape..

  • @KS-sd3ih
    @KS-sd3ih Рік тому

    lol sing it Ari. haha

  • @j004play
    @j004play 11 місяців тому

    That is by far the best scientific explanation of the submarine imploding I've heard.

  • @shawnbenz
    @shawnbenz Рік тому

    Ari is our lord

  • @thetowertarot13
    @thetowertarot13 Рік тому

    “Can I complete the most unGodly of all circles”😂

    • @derekcarney
      @derekcarney Рік тому +1

      Just an example of his PERFECT word choice. Concise and descriptive. A lot of other lazy comics should be taking notes.

  • @TrollHunterxXx
    @TrollHunterxXx Рік тому

    My god 😂😂😂