Wonder Woman
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- Опубліковано 15 лют 2021
- Audio is from Episode 57 'My Wonder Woman Review' (6-23-2017)
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I liked that they made everyone from her island speak in an Israeli accent because Gal Gadot clearly isn’t gonna be able to do another accent
Jewish Gals do not much else
It's not her first language.
i prefered the pretty blue eyed white american lady lynda carter, i do not find this isreali lady attractive tbh. so i will not watch it. comics are the best anyway.
I preferred the white wonder woman Lynda carter. She has blue eyes not brown.
I use a shield like wonder woman. But mine protects me from my gay thoughts
Like magneto’s helmet, but practical
I got one of those too, but it must be defective because it doesn't work...
That was a shield of cock attraction +1. It's not cursed btw
@@williampoole1742 Mine had the opposite effect too. I'm gayer than ever
Hell yeah dude
“The IDF needs their pebble shields” killed me
And kids from neighboring states
@@joefakename5367 now, now… the IDF’s Anti-Lithotic Personal Shielding Units isn’t actually killing anyone (directly) - but they’re vital to the prevention of moderate headaches &/or unsightly bruising.
Lol… fuck me, humanity is so goddamned dumb…
@@paulpolito2001 your joke is Exhibit A.
He's right about the fight scenes. Jackie Chan's choreography is the shit and still holds up
Way beyond “holds up”, the Police Story finale is easily some of the greatest fight and stunt choreography ever put to film
Chan can star in the dumbest film about a mechanical tuxedo and still make it some of the best combat scenes of the century.
True, and the run run Shaw stuff too.
@@arturobandini4078 Lol he fights a bunch of Amazon women in Armour of God.
@@arturobandini4078 He almost died from that film.
Grew up watching Jackie Chans movies and my favorite part of every single movie was waiting till the credits because they always showed a bunch of behind the scenes stunts and how he did it all and got injured a ton.
rumble in the bronx when he fucking broke his foot jumping off the brooklyn bridge on a boat then they painted his cast like a shoe so they could keep filming scenes
@@skypiratecaptain you didnt notice though, did you?
that's true
@anonymous just a lil treat of weed
@anonymous never heard of her
Ww 1984 makes the first one look like a masterpiece
Oh it was so bad. They even had to use beautiful lie from BvS bc they couldn’t even fill the soundtrack lol.
Exactly lol
I actually liked the first movie, or at least the first 2/3 of it. WW84 was a total piece of garbage... There was nothing good about it.
@@37Kilo2 whaaat, you didn’t love the amazingly written cheetah? Or the well developed plot with pedro pascals character? Lol
@@37Kilo2 oh absolutely. First one was decent. Second was so bad. It had to go political and all this bullshit. It sucks bc now all Hollywood does is remakes or superhero movies which I like superhero and comic book movies those are my favorites but I also like original ideas. Look what happened with Tenet. That was an amazing original film and ppl shit on it bc they are so used to plots being spoon fed to them or a remake where they know the story already so they don’t have to think.
Wonder Woman, with her unique super power to nag the villain into changing their ways. A real game changer for female superheroes
Ummmm, wrong sweetie, at the end of the first one she LITERALLY destroys the GOD OF WAR. Next.
@@CallMeQkef but not the second. Let's lead the GAV outta this
@@CallMeQkef
Wow.
@@CallMeQkef Why do you want people to call you queef? Well okay then...
So Queef, what are your thoughts on WW84?
@@CallMeQkef "Next" eww
Wonder Women 1984:
"SHE FLIES NOW!"
"SHE FLIES NOW?!"
"She fllies now."
I mean she does fly now
@@oh-not-the-bees7872 she was able to fly in the '70s, in the same manner as described in the film
I mean, honestly, how do you think she got to the Gotham port so fast in BvS
@@pikarari yeah i know that you fucking dingus, what part of what i said made you sperg all over?
@You Tube ok buddy
@@oh-not-the-bees7872 Damn dude, you got fukin butthurt, lol
Wait till they get a load of the second movie LOL
I watched it.. wish I hadn't. It's boring and nonsensical.The only things I remember are the really bad/cringy parts
Wonder Woman and the Golan Heights
canadiens85 the IDF needs those pebble shields!
God I heard it was god awful. Happy I didn’t waist the time watching it.
Dont blow it for them
"The script is really stupid". Yeah, that can explain 95% of entertainment today.
@Rick Sanchez hahaha what
As if movies from the 80s and 90s didn't have dumb as fuck scripts as well.
@@stevenclark5173 I don't know. I thought the 90s were a hell of a renaissance of great scripts. Shawkshank, T2, Pulp Fiction, Titanic, Good Will Hunting, LA Confidential, Thelma and Louise, there were some great scripts during that time and all the ones listed above were scripts they teach in any writing seminar--whether you are writing action or dramas or whatever you are looking at.
Today? 90s action movies were retarded
@@americankulak2294 Heat
Nothing can compare to Jackie Chan's fight choreography. Him and his crew are masters at what they do.
Its beyond that the stunts are fucking ludicrous
Look up the film The Grandmaster, it's what wonder woman should have been.
He sings beautifully too
The third act is really where this movie derails, until then it's a surprisingly OK film for a DCEU flick.
It would have been so much better if instead of a CGI showdown with Mars, it turned out that this was a human conflict all along and that there was no easy solution to end the war, no arch villain to punch for a happy end. It would be the more logical conclusion of WW's arc, who starts out incredibly naive and childlike and has to confront the cruelty and reality of war and human nature generally.
You could have Diana sneak off to try to prevent the big gas attack by killing Mars only to discover that there is no Mars and get captured. Then Chris pine and his merry gang could sacrifice themselves to save WW, showing her that not all humans are irredeemably bad even if they are capable of atrocious shit.
Ive never seen this movie but this well thought out comment needs more traction.
Even with the movie wanting to blame the war on Ares, there wasn't really any reason for Ares to show up at the end. Chris Pine's character had just given a speech on how it's really a human conflict and Wonder Woman was starting to believe it. He didn't achieve anything by revealing himself, he just decided it's time for the big CGI fight and completely ruined his own cover. He must've known it was time for the end of the movie or something.
@@HA-ot6uf Well he did want to recruit her, I think. He tempted her with a vision.
How about she gets captured and her lasso is used to floss her pssy until she nuts but the entire time we're beating off to known closet-case, Chris Pine?
I kind of feel this way about every comic book movie. Great stories until the CGI comes out and it's just a mess of explosions
Wonder Woman? Yeah I’m wondering where Gal Gadot got her acting degree, amirite
She's the female version of Steve Seagal... Same character in every movie...
In the hotel room of major Hollywood casting directors
@@CashanovaXTREME After all the allegations coming out, it sounds like a sleazy sexually transactional, power abusing industry....
GYU- I think u know what the G stands for
@@samtaylorcoll or vince vaughn
The guy who made Wonder Woman was into BDSM and he basically just made a comic so he could draw a woman in spandex getting tied up.
Watching people try to turn what is essentially just some guys fetish book into a female role model is very funny
they made a period drama about the guy and they tried to pivot into some story of female empowerment instead of being about some weirdo psychologist getting his kink made into a children's weekly
@@modernclassicalmusic8942 Correct. Never denied it and he was inducted into the comic hall of fame in 2006. Supreme giga chad
Hold on so who was behind those old comics where men were being tied up and it was clear the female hero was just a femdom fetish?
I'm assuming this isn't true but I still agree with you.
Wait, isn't Winder wiman the one tying up guys?
Even for a movie he didn’t like, he remembers it in intricate detail
Wonder-Woman was done so badly it’s the first time I actually thought ‘this was straight up disrespectful to ww1 vets’ about a film lol!
Fuck'em they're all dead
@@chrisalan3307 Actually he’s gay
my heart goes out to all the vets that saw this and were disrespected
LOL did ya bud?!? Did ya?!?
@@chrisalan3307 Two months into owning a youtube account and you're already acting like that huh
Lol now I'm dying st the image of her looking all smugly after a take, thinking to herself "OH YEAH!!! This is gonna be SO empowering.... once the editor adds in all the lasers, touches up the lighting and covers up those blemishes and fixes everything else wrong with this image"
"Nope. It was the Matrix. The one I said from the beginning, Adam."
This was my exact complaint after I saw Man of Steel. Just two indestructible beings punching eachother across the country.
Nick is spot on in that comparison. Check out some fight scenes from movies like The Raid 1 and 2, or old boy. The choreography is mesmerizing.
@HeadshotTatertot93 yeah I know, that's what I meant. Nick's was right about how fights are done in a lot of modern movies where it's two people standing still and blasting energy at each other. As opposed to older ones that have actual fight choreography.
Oldboys hallway fight is perfection
@@Kirkenburer74 the one where it's a sidescroll shot of him vs like 30 dudes in a narrow corridor?
@@uncledoctor6920 hell yeah dude
Facts
I remember everyone bitching about how much more the wonder woman 1988 movie sucked compared to the first one and I thought it was only like moderately worse because they're both pretty bad.
1984 dude. But yeah. WW 2017 shouldve released with Iron Man 2008. Then I wouldve thought of it as a good movie. Its boring now.
The first WW movie has a crappy script, but, it's also the typical 'origin story' that has some character development and change from the beginning to the end.
WW1984 though has an even worse script, terrible plot that's full of holes regarding the villains and major story beats, questionable direction, far too campy and cheesy content to be taken seriously, makes WW seem incredibly 'weak' as a person despite all she supposedly learned in the first film, and entire scenes that fail to drive the plot or the characters forward.
why would you watch either one lol
@@jzenhenko If you just pretend that Gal Gadot is your wife the whole time, it's not half bad of an experience
i love these videos
Hell yeah, dude.
That's because you're g Ay
@@moderatesunited because of my crippling depression
Me too. I’m gay btw
@@moderatesunited The podcast is called Cum Town. We are all gay.
I could spend 3 hours a day listening to nick describe different movies
He's right, you know.
I liked when comatose action flicks were a rarity.
Still the best at what you do Clangers. Much appreciated.
Nick reviewing movies is the fucking best
Holy shit this is so concise and on point. I agree with jackie chan being an incredible performer
Watched police story for the first time a few weeks ago. Absolutely bad ass movie, now my favorite martial arts movie
watch old boy from 2003, you wont regret it- just make absolute sure you don't watch the spike lee version lmao
@@huevos7826 I watched oldboy a few years ago. I thought it was really good, but not as great as some people put it out to be. I didn't expect it to be, but people hype it to be a martial arts movie when it really only has that one hallway scene. It's more of an incest movie than a martial arts one.
Hell yeah dude, Police Story rocks
- I blame that on Transformers
- No, it's the Matrix. The one I said at the beginning.
I remember being annoyed that they used germans as villains once again. It's a super hero movie and they use germans from world war 1. Really dude? No other villains left in this world?
If it's not the Germans then it's the Russians... lol
well, that or the russians... or any third world country, and calling them ''terrorists'' or ''rogue'' lmao
Yeah like why not the British or French this time? The only good factions in ww1 were the Russian and Irish revolutions. You're more free to show the allies as scum because they've all repugnant in this one. The funniest bit in the movie is thinking we're not going to root for the the guy trying to gas the British parliament.
I remember in High School I had a friend who was a real film snob (He was very smart, though and I'm still friends with him today. We lived in bumfuck northern NY but he went to the University of Chicago for college and actually reviewed movies for the school and got into movie premiers and stuff). But he asked me one day, in a condescending way "why do you like Jackie Chan fight scenes and movies" and I told him it was the way Jackie uses his environment in the choreography. My friend said "well, that's a legit reason and I can respect that." I stand by that too this day, I still go back and watch a lot of Jackie Chan clips from time to time.
You lads are well funny. I've just binge watched most of your vids. Rain man smashed it. Definitely worth a subscribe.
Fuck man, it's like, right when I needed this
Stav "I aint seen it" Halkiss
Stavros "I've seen 2 and 3/4 movies and 4 TV shows my entire life but if it doesn't involve pussy or food I'm not interested" Halkias
@Joe Stav fucks dude
I still love that fact that all amazon actresses had to speak in a fake accent because they cast an actress as WW that speaks as well english as Schwarzenegger.
Weirdly she also has a similiar voice.
They have similar sized testicles also
This was a great advertisement for Police Story 👍
The best superhero movie is still Winter Soldier because it was actual real people doing real choreography.
Yeah, it was good.
Real choreography while still paying attention to and implementing the characters' powers. Captain America running into walls, Winter Soldier punching asphalt etc. You could feel the power behind the hits and it made sense. There is nothing wrong with overpowered characters, but fights like in Wonder Woman don't care to give us the rules, and try to just win us over with big explosions. I wish more superhero movies would pay attention to the characters' actual capabilities, and not just mindless action.
Dark knight still holds up as well
@@Ozzie143 Dark Knight shits on every marvel/superhero movie in general. None of the pandering shit you see in those films was present, it's way more of a realistic crime thriller than anything else
Still, saying "best superhero movie" is like saying "nicest smelling pile of shit".
“I am Woman. Hear me bore!”
I will say personally, the walk across no man's land is actually fucking insanely cool, but it is just her walking on a green screen pretending to time raising her arm to block a bullet
I’m gay
Nice
Very insightful, best commejt here
Is your name Michael Douglas?
Clangers at it again.
This movie was a train wreck.
I watched WW last year for the first time. I've heard million times how it's epic and awesome, I remember Rotten Tomatoes listing it on their list of 100 movies you have to watch or something, and they listed movies from 100 years ago to up to this day, so you had 12 angry men, citizen Kane, apocalypse now, empire strikes back etc... And WW was on that list. I was like, this must be serious movie then, Nope. Lamest, most generic, crap that I barely remember what it was about less then year after watching it.
Your fault for going by rotten tomatoes scores.
@@crappymcdick yeah, don't do that anymore, dude
rotten tomatos critics basically just care about diversity and inclusion, not writing, directing, acting, or like anything else that actually matters when it comes to a movie
@@callanc3925 If that was true then Martin Scorsese or Stanley Kubrick films would have low scores. I'm not defending rotten tomatoes but to say no critics on there care about movies is a lie
"ohhh fuck there's two lasers? that sounds pretty good..." The writers of WW shaking there heads in agreement saying FINALLY someone understands our genius vision!
Hell yeah, Nick. I saw WW because I was invited with a free pass by some friends. Kept my attention, mostly because it was loud and the lead is hot. I expected the “anything you can do I can do better” trope, so I wasn’t outraged or annoyed by any of that, honestly don’t care. Had to keep in mind it was a family film intended to inspire little girls. Her speech at the end had good intent, but definitely over the top. There was a line so horrible at the ending by one of the male characters with C-Town levels of innuendo that I threw my head back and laughed maniacally. Literally the only person who openly saw the movie for the joke it was beyond the intended catty quips.
I loved the movie because she's dumb and at the end stabs the main bad guy and then stands there all confused that all wars didn't end and a man literally has to explain it to her. It's great!
Pebble shields for the IDF fuckin always get me
omfg man police story jus reminded me of my childhood and lucky stars and ahit thanks man..goosebump moment
Can't stop watching these vids
DC's writing is just bad. Look at Winter Soldier or Black Widow and then look at Wonder Woman. Batman is the only hero they can write and even he takes back seat to Super Man, Wonder Woman, Laser Beam Man, etc, etc.
this wasn’t even a bad movie lol. the only bad part was the video game sort of ending. this is one of the few times i disagree with these dudes
Aquaman was dope, but I'm also gay for Momoa
@@yanigga8445 it was bad because once you notice some things you realize nobody gave a fuck. For example, the bad guy and his scientist want a gas that corrodes through the masks worn in the trenches. So what do they pick to demonstrate the effectiveness of the gas? A civilian target. It's evil for the sake of evil, nobody actually thought about it. Then Chris Pine or whatever has to ride a motorcycle through a forest from the village to the castle. They just have chairs on the observation post. So, the village is far enough you have to drive through a forest to get to the castle, but people sitting on chairs would be able to see the effects of the gas on the masks? Even if they had binoculars all they'd see would be people dropping dead.
To be fair I'm sorta stupid so I only realized what was wrong after leaving the theater but I still noticed something was off.
Then at the end defeating Ares didn't do anything because war is part of mankind. Whoa, original. The bad guy isn't a supervillain. Then they backtrack and Ron Weasley's dad is Ares. What the hell was that?
@@ChucksSEADnDEAD very true, movie had a shit ton of plot holes 🕳
@@griffservo8074 Aquaman is the worst movie I have ever seen
I don't even need to watch movies anymore. I've already seen them.
My feeling exactly. All these Marvel and DC movies seem identical.
“How about Gal Gadothead?”
Excellent as always
I forgot that I never finished this dumpster fire until I saw the scenes you included in this video. Thanks for reminding me that I value my time!
Old Jackie Chan movies are amazing.
"you gotta buy the ticket with the Harriet tubman 20" 🤣🤣
Lmao best clip in a while
These edits are an instant like from me
What a cool ass channel I just found ! Thumbs up guys keep it up 👍🏽
I tried to watch it twice, fell asleep ten minutes in both times.
These videos are art
Wonder woman is at home now finishing the laundry work, washing and ironing and soon to get my dinner ready after a few cold beers!
I like that Stav knows how to pronounce Gal Gadot's name correctly
Cum Town should hire you for these edits
Pretty much everything you guys talk about I've either never seen or don't care about, but am still amused by your rambling xD
As you lay there in a toga being fed grapes? 🍇
Each new movie make the old ones look better and so it will continue untill we cant do movies any more
The Ares guy was so ridiculous. I saw it as a homage to the scene in the Naked Gun, when Frank Debrin, all old, gets undressed and his body is the one of a bodybuilder.
If they thought Wonder Woman was bad I can't wait for their reaction of WW 1984
Wonder woman was so boring. At the end I realized I was wasting precious time watching complete trash and started questioning my life decisions. Rarely watch movies now.
Try watching movies that aren't for children.
you went to a superhero movie? lol.your gay
@@chrisalan3307 plot twist; at the end he realized he was wasting precious time watching 'complete trash' and started questioning his sexuality
Just watch stuff that isn't complete trash?
@@copsarebastards watched it with a girlfriend. Reviews were good and the beginning didnt look terrible. I've watched parasite and joker since I stopped watching movies they were both pretty good.
2 super strong guys fighting each other while the world is getting destroyed around them?
That's not transformers dude. That's Dragonball
0:22 not even 30 seconds in and I'm crying laughing
Stav: "it all went to gal gadots (dont say pussy dont say pussy say something funny dont say pussy)....uh...salary..."
I felt like they hinted entire movie with message that people are capable of evil without influence of the gods and Wonder Woman will be wrong for believeing WW2 is the god's fault. And in the last second Ares comes out of nowhere and proves that Wonder Woman is right... ... my expectations were truly subverted. I hate that ending so much.
Would be nice to hear their take on Wonder Woman 1984 lmao
Bro, Police Story is badass
At 3:12 Adam has a good point, and Nick acknowledges it by going "no actually." That's probably Nick's way of conceding.
You guys need to review samurai cop :D
Jackie Chan is too legit to quit.
I have no Idea who you are and why I landed here but that's some quality content.
You guys need to take over 97.1 the Eagle here in Dallas in the afternoon :)
Her acting makes Steven Seagal look like Marlon Brando
All those men who died on omaha beach should have stood back and sent in WW with her sheild
Omaha beach was the second world war. That celluloid vomit they reviewed was set in the first world war. 2 wars, separated by a quarter century.
@@ludditeneaderthal i was being facetious bud lol
2:30 oh there's two lasers? no, well that sounds pretty good
Wait which Wonder Woman are they talking about given this was posted 2 weeks ago?
the first one. the podcast clip is from 2017
great groove at the end
what the actual hell did the algorithm recommend this to me? I mean... I am not complaining...
when technology replaces talent. Think of today's autotune mumble wrap. Kind of the same thing. The tech carries the talent. Used to be the other way around back in the day because it had to be.
"She gets lightning?"
Hell yea another one
Pebble shields, LMAO!!
Insightful
@ 2:11 thought the same thing about every fucking Marvel movie. In an interview, Robert Downey Jr was like, "yeah I just sit on a fucking stool and read lines."
i didn't realize this was an old recording at first, and he mentioned a movie being 'sold out', and i thought he was joking. yikes. oh being around people.
Project A is one of my favorite Jackie Chan movies
Reminds me of a clip of supergirl and flash from like wb with no cgi ...shit hilarious. Better than the actual show
i like cgi lazerfights and really good choreograpy fights
I only needed 3:39 minutes. Subbed!
Man if they thought the first Wonderwoman was boring, wait till they see the second.
CGI is impressive when done well. And it also takes a ton of work to do.
Taking a ton of work doesn't make a thing good.
@@biggiedickson Well like I said, it's good when done well. This mentality that all CGI sucks is wrong.
So true!
Drunken master has the craziest stunts Jackie is a fucking legend