My butt clenched so hard I created Diamonds... OH WELL, I'm a billionaire now so I don't have to get angry at the fact that Jesse is NOT. FUCKING. DRIFTING!!! ...love you Jesse!
You know, it's pretty amazing Jesse is still alive considering his apparent belief that you can drive into a sharp corner as fast as you like and still make it round...
The problem was he asked "how do you sharp turn" and they told him how to slide, essentially fucking him into sliding into every turn he wanted to be tight on.
If you replace the word slide with drift, do you understand what I was getting at? Drifting is not a sharp turn, they told him how to drift when he asked how to turn sharper, this he drifted into every wall in existence for the rest of that level before giving up and just driving straight into them on the next one.
As someone who was good enough at Mario Kart Wii that it was banned from being played with family (Sad face) it pained me so much to see Jesse not sliding round corners...
Buzzkillington88 I love Mario Kart 8 and watch a lot of MK8 videos/streams but this was boring to me as well. Maybe it was because Jesse really sucks at mario kart / doesn't know how to play it (hell, he doesn't even drift for the most part) or because everyone else except the three guys were bots (most youtubers that do MK8 usually play against other players online). For watching Mario Kart 8 on UA-cam I'd recommend xcalizorz, he's really entertaining :)
I remember not too long back that I was playing Mario Party 4 with my brother and a friend. There was one AI who played Mario who got two stars within the first 5 turns. I immediately looked at my friends and said "I don't even care if I win, Mario is going down!" Ever since, Mario has been the Villain/Rival of any game I play
Standard Bike and bikes with similar stats combined with slim wheels and super glider are imo the best for everything overall. Amazing turnability with drifting, very fast and nice acceleration.
as soon as you stop watching Jesse and start watching Jirard or Alex, the gameplay here becomes bearable. :P. Regardless of that though, the dialogue is awesome :)
New strat for Mario cart 8, use the walls to help you turn corners. No worries Jesse not all of us can be great... good, or even adequate some of us just play games to make the worst players feel better. much luv all 8o)
You can do it, Jesse! You'll win that next round, you'll get that million subs, and then you can look them in the face, glaring into their eyes, and you'll tell them "Screw up!" Vote Jesse Cox 2015!
Mario Kart Super Circuit (GBA), Mario Kart DS, Mario Kart Wii and Mario Kart 7 (3DS). There were also a few versions of Mario Kart Arcade GP which were arcade cabinets.
For someone who describes himself as a gamer.. I'm really starting to think Jesse never really played games before the year 2003. It seems like he needs the tutorials (multiple times) to get a hold of the controls on a game. It's ok though. Jesse just wants something to hold his hand. I guess the best he can do is the games he plays.
the coins increase your speed, max speed is when you have 10, but you should always put that in priority 2, keep priority 1 for the obstacles, or you can put it in 3 and put priority 2 as other racers if you really wanna be a jerk, but usually just focus on the track
Alex sounds EXACTLY like me (and probably most of us) when getting hit at the finish line and losing out on first place. Though Daisy is my nemesis in this game, Waluigi comes next on the list. Thank goodness Daisy doesn't say, "Hi, I'm Daisy", in a shrill voice in MK8. Man, that got annoying in MK Wii. XD
Guys! Jessie was not drifting because he had NO WEIGHT. The two times he tried he was so light he drifted into a wall anyways, so there was no frikkin point.
This is one of the only times I find it okay to be irritated at someones ability in a video game, watching Jesse get stuck at turns was infuriating. He was not using the sharp turning thing, even after they told him how to do it. uuuuuuuuugh, dangit Jesse u silly son of wormy! ;3;
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JEESE GOOD LORD
DRIFT MAN DRIFT
DRIFFFFFFFFT
HOLY SHIT
Screw up, dude.
Screw up
I will also comment "Screw Up", but I will make MINE decadent: *_-SCREW UP!!!-_*
Captain Princess That feels, I know it well.
Jesse you would be the absolute best racer at perfectly straight race tracks.
My butt clenched so hard I created Diamonds... OH WELL, I'm a billionaire now so I don't have to get angry at the fact that Jesse is NOT. FUCKING. DRIFTING!!!
...love you Jesse!
You know, it's pretty amazing Jesse is still alive considering his apparent belief that you can drive into a sharp corner as fast as you like and still make it round...
Jesse takes being bad a Mario kart to a whole new level...
Why isn't Jesse drifting....?
***** Then when he said Shy guy Falls is his favorite he was lying? Favorite usually means you have played more than once.
Mike The Gamer
Well no, he said favourite track name not favourite track. That doesn't require that he's seen it before.
ah, then I misheard.
he keeps complaining about it too lol
He only drifted like twice in the whole thing. He doesn't break or drift and then complains about why he can't turn. That was painful.
Jesse's laugh is so infectious. I'm glad I watched this today.
Someone tell Jesse how sliding works! I never played a Mario Kart after the N64 and even I know how to do that.
^this!
The problem was he asked "how do you sharp turn" and they told him how to slide, essentially fucking him into sliding into every turn he wanted to be tight on.
Nope, he was drifting, but he didn't use the left stick properly OR his traction was super low.
If you replace the word slide with drift, do you understand what I was getting at? Drifting is not a sharp turn, they told him how to drift when he asked how to turn sharper, this he drifted into every wall in existence for the rest of that level before giving up and just driving straight into them on the next one.
What he meant by sharp turns would be drifting. His traction was probably shit.
Jesse! You gotta Tokyo Drift those turns bro! That's how you get through them! Tokyo Drift man!
'screw up' is being added to my personal lexicon. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
As someone who was good enough at Mario Kart Wii that it was banned from being played with family (Sad face) it pained me so much to see Jesse not sliding round corners...
The morale of this video guys:
"Screw up guys, screw up."
Truer words have never been spoken until now. SCREWUP4LYFE
All my yes, Jesse do more Nintendo games!!
Seriously...
Based on this, I'd rather he did less....this was boring as eff for me lol each to their own and all that.
Buzzkillington88 I love Mario Kart 8 and watch a lot of MK8 videos/streams but this was boring to me as well. Maybe it was because Jesse really sucks at mario kart / doesn't know how to play it (hell, he doesn't even drift for the most part) or because everyone else except the three guys were bots (most youtubers that do MK8 usually play against other players online).
For watching Mario Kart 8 on UA-cam I'd recommend xcalizorz, he's really entertaining :)
Yessss, Pokemon X/Y stream with Jirard as his Coach!!
Nintendo really sucks....... A LOT
Holy fucking shit, that bomb snipe was unbelievably amazing.
was I the only one who was yelling at the screen telling Jesse to drift?
***** not thinking I suppose
You were almost getting the hang of it towards the end! I'd love to see a bit more Mario Kart once you figure out the controls.
Will jesse figure out how to drift? Find out next time on mario kart 8.
I remember not too long back that I was playing Mario Party 4 with my brother and a friend. There was one AI who played Mario who got two stars within the first 5 turns. I immediately looked at my friends and said "I don't even care if I win, Mario is going down!" Ever since, Mario has been the Villain/Rival of any game I play
Every time Jesse runs into a wall, cus he can't turn. I can't help but burst out laughing.
Jesse, I've got two words of advice for you: DRIFT!
that's 1.
This episode should have been subtitled "People shouting and Jesse fails". No hate intended, loved the vid as always Jesse :)
Me during this whole video: "DRIFT JESSE!!! DRRRRRRIIIIIIIIFFFFF-T!!"
It is so fun watching Alex play competitive games that aren't Pokemon. He gets so aggravated...
That laugh at the end was glorious.
The Bowser dude screaming about Waluigi made me think "TOO BAD! WALUIGI TIME!"
jesus, i fucking love Jesse's laugh
Jesse's laughter man..gets me every time.
I love the extra comment at the end. Don't stop doing those!
The entire grand prix I've been all like "Jesse just drift through the turns, it makes it alot easier"
3:20 so have you ever heard of... Cry Reads? XD
you can do it Jesse, the space-butterfly army stands behind you!
I'm just cracking up watching Jesse hit the same damn spot on the wall countless of times.
Standard Bike and bikes with similar stats combined with slim wheels and super glider are imo the best for everything overall. Amazing turnability with drifting, very fast and nice acceleration.
as soon as you stop watching Jesse and start watching Jirard or Alex, the gameplay here becomes bearable. :P. Regardless of that though, the dialogue is awesome :)
I am going to have to start working "screw up" into my comebacks.
jesse did you try moving the analog stick? i hear it helps you turn
That Jesse laugh. Oh my goodness. Take all my likes.
the reality of mario kart multiplayer, in the end u won't be friends anymore
To insure complete annihilation of your friendship, play mario party afterwards.
AzureDragon013 haha
AzureDragon013
And then finish with some Monopoly
And add a little bit of Magicka in there. Just to make sure those bridges are fully burned.
Marcwulf Magicka doesn't exactly do that.
The last race was the greatest thing ever.
watching jesse play this game was to say the least, heart rending
Mario Kart? Hell yes!
Year of the shy guy, forever, all hail your shy guy overlords.
One really good set in this game is Shy guy with Jet bike, monster wheels (either type), MKTV parafoil.
Poor Jesse!! It might just be me but Jirard and Alex's voice are so similar
I love these Fan Fridayses, but it's hard for me to tell whether it's Alex or Jirard talking, their voices sound very similar to me.
Here he comes, here comes Cox Racer, he's a hippo on wheel, he's gona be crashing into every single corner ~
Jesse, choose a car and character with a high handling stat. Then use the drifting in combination with steering to round corners in a smooth arc.
My suggestion: If everyone wins their own game, have a 4th round with a fan-voted game :D
I never realized how amazing this game looks
New strat for Mario cart 8, use the walls to help you turn corners.
No worries Jesse not all of us can be great... good, or even adequate some of us just play games to make the worst players feel better. much luv all 8o)
tunes in for a fun game of mario kart ends up listening to three bearded men screaming in anger at waluigi.
12:00..... Jesse has an evil laugh? I approve.
THIS WAS AMAZING!
If you click a section of the gamepad screen it will zoom on individual racers.
Alex I would love a lets read where you suggest books you've read. Maybe giving them a score
Oh give me a home Where the buffalo roam And the death of a race is a game
Ah yes my state's amazing anthem/song XD
HEY! i read books :(
I think that was more a poke at people that don`t read and commending those that do.
Fuck yeah books.
MrWilliamld I know :P
Grebackissocool You too? :D
Grebackissocool but...but they said they broke up with you. **sob**
I feel used and betrayed **cries**
Heck yeah Mario Kart!
You can do it, Jesse! You'll win that next round, you'll get that million subs, and then you can look them in the face, glaring into their eyes, and you'll tell them "Screw up!" Vote Jesse Cox 2015!
On Podcasts Jesse mentions how he was a sony/pc gamer growing up, rarely playing nintendo games. No way he knew about the drifting from MKN64
That goddamn laugh, I can't breathe.
that infectious laugh though :-D kinda live for it :-D
Fan Friday on actual fridays? whaaaaaaaat
There are 4 mario kart games I know of Super Mario Kart, Mario Kart 64, Mario Kart Double Dash and Mario Kart 8, I missed 4 other games somehow.
they were on the handhelds.
Mario Kart Super Circuit (GBA), Mario Kart DS, Mario Kart Wii and Mario Kart 7 (3DS). There were also a few versions of Mario Kart Arcade GP which were arcade cabinets.
There are multiple parts to fan fridays now?
Or have I just been ignorant?
oh Scrreww UP sounds like something my mother would say
YESSSS. I love this game!
2:13 that Kanye West - Good Life hook xD
PS: all hail YEEZUS
Jesse! JESSE! You gotta drift man! Why aren't you drifting?!!
Screw up everybody!
Jesse actually did very well for someone who didn't know how to drift.
For someone who describes himself as a gamer.. I'm really starting to think Jesse never really played games before the year 2003. It seems like he needs the tutorials (multiple times) to get a hold of the controls on a game. It's ok though. Jesse just wants something to hold his hand. I guess the best he can do is the games he plays.
I'm maybe not the first to bring this joke but i can't resist...
"Jesse , bro , do you even drift?"
I know, I'm sorry, it just had get out...
watching Jessie Cox play mario kart made me physically ill
JESSE!! YOUR LAUGH ENTERTAINS MEHHH
what's the use of the coins?
You collect coins to unlock things and in the race coins give you a micro boost.
It a troll item
They increase your acceleration and top speed.
the coins increase your speed, max speed is when you have 10, but you should always put that in priority 2, keep priority 1 for the obstacles, or you can put it in 3 and put priority 2 as other racers if you really wanna be a jerk, but usually just focus on the track
Alex sounds EXACTLY like me (and probably most of us) when getting hit at the finish line and losing out on first place. Though Daisy is my nemesis in this game, Waluigi comes next on the list. Thank goodness Daisy doesn't say, "Hi, I'm Daisy", in a shrill voice in MK8. Man, that got annoying in MK Wii. XD
Drifting and Jesse are mutually exclusive, it seems.
Mario Kart. Running friendships since Nintendo 64
17:51 Perfect Throw/Sky Hook Win
Guys! Jessie was not drifting because he had NO WEIGHT. The two times he tried he was so light he drifted into a wall anyways, so there was no frikkin point.
i'm sorry in advance...
but if i hate racing games, does that make me RACE-ist?
i wish i had a wacky one-liner to reply with, in the spirit of jesse, but alas.
Seeing a Nintendo game on Jesse's channel is really surprising.
Not saying it's a bad thing. Not at all. Just surprising.
LOL poor jesse but i was laughin the whole time specially at the end
screw UP
This is one of the only times I find it okay to be irritated at someones ability in a video game, watching Jesse get stuck at turns was infuriating. He was not using the sharp turning thing, even after they told him how to do it. uuuuuuuuugh, dangit Jesse u silly son of wormy! ;3;
JESSE YOU NEED TO DRIFT BRO.
At least 8 billion times more than you do now.
Oh they are playing together under the same roof ! Now I realized lol
Jesse, if you press I believe minus or plus it makes it so your gamepad shows only your guy.
That ending though!
Jesse has the best laugh, it's hilarious! :)
Jesse, I know you can do it, master the power slide
Jesse, did you even read... the cliff notes?
Watching Jesse pick a bad kart then realizing that he doesn't know how to drift... Oh dear god this will not end well.
13:50 Laughed for 5 mins >.>
And on that day, the caterpillar did not turn into a space butterfly.
Jesse not using the sharp turn thing is quite frustrating. Poor guy.
In my eyes, Jesse & Kids games (sort of) works. I have been proven wrong by watching this video! :p
Best trio! :D
I HAVE to buy a wiiU now. this game looks so fun
Wow. The catarpillar handles like a brick.
Drifting is super important in 8, and Jesse never really figured out how to do that.
it's funny, they even told him how, and he tried it like twice and never used it again