Here's the plot as copied from the wiki: The game's plot involves the heroes moving through various locations - space, urban environments, elaborate ruins - and fighting alien invaders. Bo Emperor Bill (Botei-biru, a pun of bodibil, a short of bodybuild in Japanese), the man who achieved ten consecutive victories in the Great Galaxy Bodybuilding contest, faces an ever decreasing supply of protein. He unilaterally invades neighboring star systems, in order to establish protein factories to replenish his supply. Feeling threatened, the heaven realm sent Idaten and Benten to vanquish Bo Emperor Bill. Thus the sweaty hot battle between the muscle brothers (aniki) and Builders Army begins. I don't know about you, but that's the best fucking thing I've heard of my life.
i'll translate. It is nothing important. Basicaly about a guy who raped the galaxy of hotness, so now through a sacred pair you must shoot against his evil empire to make everyone in the universe sexy or die trying.
to everyone who thinks this is just a sort of normal japanese idea or thing, and holds to the "japan is crazy" meme....every japanese native i know would think this is fairly creepy.
Excerpt from Wikipedia - Chō Aniki?, lit. "Super Big Brother") is a Japanese video game series originally developed by the Masaya and published by NCS Corp. The first game debuted in 1992 for the PC Engine system. The game's sequels and spin-offs later appeared on the Super Famicom, Wonderswan, Sega Saturn, PlayStation, and PlayStation 2. Mainly consisting of side-scrolling shoot 'em up in the vein of Gradius, the Cho Aniki series is best known for its homoerotic overtones, wacky humor and vivid, surreal imagery. Most of the games have never seen release outside Japan, but the series title loosely translates to English as "Super Big Brothers."The game's plot involves the heroes moving through various locations - space, urban environments, elaborate ruins - and fighting alien invaders. Bo Emperor Bill (Botei-biru, a pun of bodibil, a short of bodybuild in Japanese), the man who achieved ten consecutive victories in the Great Galaxy Bodybuilding contest, faces an ever decreasing supply of protein. He unilaterally invades neighboring star systems, in order to establish protein factories to replenish his supply. Feeling threatened, the heaven realm sent Idaten and Benten to vanquish Bo Emperor Bill. Thus the sweaty hot battle between the muscle brothers (aniki) and Builders Army begins........ Soooo... Yeah... Whatever you want to do with that information LOL
I have stared into the dark void where the crimson nightmare ends and I have seen the the purple ocean where the bloated one is the supreme ruler of everything and the frogman is his high chaplain. Give in to your carnal elbows and bow down to the one true pogo-king. Only then can you become an artichoke. So it is written.
i can just see the business meeting when they were making this game *boss " alright for the next couple days we are all going to get high and make a game." *employee "thats it?" *boss "yup"
Americans speaking Japanese, my butt is clenched super hard. It's "Aniki" both I's are pronounced the same (like KI. Ki-Energy....you know). Damn it Jesse.
Yano I'd wager that Japanese people find this game equally disturbing as anyone else viewing this. It's like when there was that craze of 'WTF Japan' where people would post things about Japan that were either not true or were totally weird to Japanese people too. The biggest one of those that turned out to be a lie was the 'eyeball licking' fetish that _apparently_ many Japanese had. Although in fairness this game exhibits more redeeming and original properties than many games being churned out in the 'west' XD
If it's original 'weird bullshit' then it's still original isn't it? The fact that there aren't _many_ other games which have this same 'weird bullshit' is what makes it original. What's not to understand?
7:22 Sigmund Freud must be having a nerdgasm right now. Also, the game's subtitle apparently translates to "The Greatest, Most Powerful Man in the Milky Way," and the white stuff was apparently protein.
most of the things they say i can understand and my japanese knowledge is from anime so sorry you must suck at japanese. Edit:they speak nonsense but still japanese.
I, too, have studied Japanese for many years, and I can verify that it means nothing. The only word I can understand is the word for "muskrat", which is repeated over and over.
Wha-what the? Aaah damn it, some one spiked my drink again!! Gotta stop using the restrooms at the bar and leaving my drink unattended. Oh well. Might as well enjoy the ride for a while. * eye twitches * Hehehe! SUUPPAA KAAAWAAIIII~~~~
I think if i watched this anywhere else I'd be highly disturbed....well...more disturbed anyway... Hope to see more of Crendor on FF, this was just great.
I lived in Japan for 12 years. The text in this game actually doesnt make any sense. Theres something about a purple assassin that turned in to balloons, and a cheese sandwich that took over the moon. I think it was made by a very disturbed person.
***** Nah, polish. I'm okay with british humor but I never found monty python funny. Well there was that one skit with a football match between greek and german philosophers. I like that one.
Raxen95 It's not even difficult if you work out the smithing system, it actually kinda feels too easy. But I suppose there is hours upon hours of frustration leading up to being good.
I wish I could say this is the weirdest thing I've ever seen come out of Japan but unfortunately I cannot. The things I've seen can never been unseen...
I think this game has a deep spiritual meaning, the guy flying around trying to find his place in the world and when he dose he has to face his true emotions, I think we shouldn't make fun of this for it was very cleverly done, the guys flying around you are your family as they follow....yeah....I'm speaking out of my ass
Games, and commercials made more for shock value as well as comedy.. Why stuff like this was made :P Hope it kind of explains the existence of this as well as a good portion of Japanese Commercials.
Sometimes I'm at a loss of words. Sometimes I'm at a loss of words, yet I need to say something, anything. This time, my mind is just entirely fucking blown.
Here's the plot as copied from the wiki:
The game's plot involves the heroes moving through various locations - space, urban environments, elaborate ruins - and fighting alien invaders. Bo Emperor Bill (Botei-biru, a pun of bodibil, a short of bodybuild in Japanese), the man who achieved ten consecutive victories in the Great Galaxy Bodybuilding contest, faces an ever decreasing supply of protein. He unilaterally invades neighboring star systems, in order to establish protein factories to replenish his supply. Feeling threatened, the heaven realm sent Idaten and Benten to vanquish Bo Emperor Bill. Thus the sweaty hot battle between the muscle brothers (aniki) and Builders Army begins.
I don't know about you, but that's the best fucking thing I've heard of my life.
"Did I just have a seizure?" ~ Crendor 2014 XD I literally died XD
I've studied Japenese for 34 years and I can tell you with an expert opinion that everything is total gibberish.
I don't know why this game exists or who was the mad man that came up with it but I'm glad it's here.
The scary part is that this game is a sequel....-shivers-
***** what is it called? so i can search for gameplay about it and to see youtubers react for it.
i'll translate. It is nothing important. Basicaly about a guy who raped the galaxy of hotness, so now through a sacred pair you must shoot against his evil empire to make everyone in the universe sexy or die trying.
So it's a game about bringing sexy back.
I can support this.
to everyone who thinks this is just a sort of normal japanese idea or thing, and holds to the "japan is crazy" meme....every japanese native i know would think this is fairly creepy.
The first 50 seconds freaked the shit out of me. I'm used to reading creepypastas and other shit like that, but bloody hell...
SuperBro: Ultimate Invincible Greatest Bro of the Milky Way
^that's what the game's title means. Like so Jesse could rap about it.
That is possibly the single best title I've ever heard in my life.
Weird crap like this never ceases to entertain me.
Excerpt from Wikipedia - Chō Aniki?, lit. "Super Big Brother") is a Japanese video game series originally developed by the Masaya and published by NCS Corp. The first game debuted in 1992 for the PC Engine system. The game's sequels and spin-offs later appeared on the Super Famicom, Wonderswan, Sega Saturn, PlayStation, and PlayStation 2. Mainly consisting of side-scrolling shoot 'em up in the vein of Gradius, the Cho Aniki series is best known for its homoerotic overtones, wacky humor and vivid, surreal imagery. Most of the games have never seen release outside Japan, but the series title loosely translates to English as "Super Big Brothers."The game's plot involves the heroes moving through various locations - space, urban environments, elaborate ruins - and fighting alien invaders. Bo Emperor Bill (Botei-biru, a pun of bodibil, a short of bodybuild in Japanese), the man who achieved ten consecutive victories in the Great Galaxy Bodybuilding contest, faces an ever decreasing supply of protein. He unilaterally invades neighboring star systems, in order to establish protein factories to replenish his supply. Feeling threatened, the heaven realm sent Idaten and Benten to vanquish Bo Emperor Bill. Thus the sweaty hot battle between the muscle brothers (aniki) and Builders Army begins........
Soooo... Yeah... Whatever you want to do with that information LOL
Well... the meaning of life is now so clear to me......
I have stared into the dark void where the crimson nightmare ends and I have seen the the purple ocean where the bloated one is the supreme ruler of everything and the frogman is his high chaplain. Give in to your carnal elbows and bow down to the one true pogo-king. Only then can you become an artichoke. So it is written.
So basically this game takes place in Florida?
i live in florida and this game is baisically a day in my life
Bailey Ferns CHEESE BURGER IN PARADISE!
- Cox n Crendor in the morning
Bailey Ferns Florida, the Japan of United States
And stars Florida Man
Bamith i am pals with florida man
i can just see the business meeting when they were making this game *boss " alright for the next couple days we are all going to get high and make a game." *employee "thats it?" *boss "yup"
Way better than lighting returns!
"That's a mouth only a mother could love..." - Jesse Cox, disgraceful innuendo
Bloodstainer this game is a disgraceful innuendo...
+James Phillips Did I find myself from the past?
Am I the only one who would love to see TB make a "WTF is" on this game??! xD
He would probably just hang himself after 5 minutes
***** Hahahah xD This... xD
***** Or options to change the FoV
He would not have an answer to the question "WTF is Cho aniki."
Americans speaking Japanese, my butt is clenched super hard. It's "Aniki" both I's are pronounced the same (like KI. Ki-Energy....you know). Damn it Jesse.
Shush weaboo. No one cares.
Sushiseshumaruishi-desu. Is that right?
Moshi moshi, jimmies desu.
Jesse dun give a dam. or a damn
I don't understand how they got "a" from the letter i
Still a better love story than Twilight? Maybe?
and a lot more realistic
Monty Python: Japan - The Game.
The moment I saw this video on my sub list. Pure happiness.
Yano I'd wager that Japanese people find this game equally disturbing as anyone else viewing this. It's like when there was that craze of 'WTF Japan' where people would post things about Japan that were either not true or were totally weird to Japanese people too. The biggest one of those that turned out to be a lie was the 'eyeball licking' fetish that _apparently_ many Japanese had. Although in fairness this game exhibits more redeeming and original properties than many games being churned out in the 'west' XD
How do i know that you aren't a japanese agent trying to mask their weirdness for as long as he can while they make their giant mech suit?
ImperialGuardsman74
because we've alraedy told you about the giant mech suit
Jason Xeneon
Nah, that's the decoy suit. The real suit is 50 feet tall and pink, with laser beams and optional Godzilla camo.
Since when does weird bullshit translate to original?
If it's original 'weird bullshit' then it's still original isn't it? The fact that there aren't _many_ other games which have this same 'weird bullshit' is what makes it original. What's not to understand?
What... how... who...
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH!
jesse cox and crendor playing a thing.
i dont know exactly! but this is no watchable for children.
Something more entertaining than Lightning Returns.
jess currie
is this watchable for a sane human being?!
Chulio R. Chulio no that is true!
Japan Simulator 2014
this is the censored version
7:22 Sigmund Freud must be having a nerdgasm right now. Also, the game's subtitle apparently translates to "The Greatest, Most Powerful Man in the Milky Way," and the white stuff was apparently protein.
This game will make you question your sexuality. Regardless of your sexuality. It will make you question sexuality in general.
There are no words for what I have seen...
I have never needed a "WTF" button from youtube more than this moment.
"Now I'm worried", Jesse says *halfway* through the video
33:10 "Ohhhhhmygodohmigodomigod so much head!" Jesse Cox, 2014
if youre high will playing this it becomes an amazing plot focused RPG
Not even remotely true.
thats the point
40 mins of solid laughter. Thanks Jesse and Crendor for that :-)
I have studied Japanese for many years, and this means nothing.
most of the things they say i can understand and my japanese knowledge is from anime so sorry you must suck at japanese.
Edit:they speak nonsense but still japanese.
I, too, have studied Japanese for many years, and I can verify that it means nothing. The only word I can understand is the word for "muskrat", which is repeated over and over.
I know cox and crendor animated is only supposed to be for the podcast, but c'mon. This is a golden opportunity.
This is what I feared when he said on the Podcast that crendor will be returning this weekend...
Well you see Jesse i actually studied Japanese for eight years and this is in fact about the makings of an Old Spice commercial.
Crendors review for the game "Did I just have a seisure?" OMG
a laser shooting viking helmet... I can die happy at last.
This is probably the most Japanese game I have ever seen.
At 6:56 when you said super kowaii my UA-cam blew up and doesn't want to work anymore. Talk about hilarious timing
The world through the eyes of Japan
Now exposed
Wha-what the? Aaah damn it, some one spiked my drink again!! Gotta stop using the restrooms at the bar and leaving my drink unattended. Oh well. Might as well enjoy the ride for a while. * eye twitches * Hehehe! SUUPPAA KAAAWAAIIII~~~~
I'm not sure you're drink is being spiked, I mean you are awake and not being fucked by a sweaty fat man...
***** Fortunately, this is the truth.
"The bouncy guys make the fish oil." --Jesse Cox, 2014
I think if i watched this anywhere else I'd be highly disturbed....well...more disturbed anyway...
Hope to see more of Crendor on FF, this was just great.
Jesse, the Cho Aniki series has always been a shooter. That fighting game is just a spinoff.
I lived in Japan for 12 years. The text in this game actually doesnt make any sense. Theres something about a purple assassin that turned in to balloons, and a cheese sandwich that took over the moon. I think it was made by a very disturbed person.
I've seen some weird shit. Now I've seen more weird shit. Thanks Japan.
So this must have been the non-content Crendor foretold of
This is like Japanese Monty Python xD
Except monty python is funny.
Shī Tsū Is it?
legion999 What are you, american?
***** Nah, polish. I'm okay with british humor but I never found monty python funny. Well there was that one skit with a football match between greek and german philosophers. I like that one.
legion999 You didn't really have to answer, that was a rhetorical joke question.
Jesse, have you considered a run of Dark Souls before the sequel comes out?
He would literally kill himself 10 minutes in. I can almost guarantee it.
Raxen95 It's not even difficult if you work out the smithing system, it actually kinda feels too easy.
But I suppose there is hours upon hours of frustration leading up to being good.
Nibble
Really I just want to see his reaction to the Moonlight Butterfly
As an uninformed internet denizen, I am willing to assume that this is a representation of each day in Japan.
I had shrooms trip that made more sense than this game...
I've had 'shrooms trips that have made more sense than that sentence.
I think even Japan would find this weird. Even they have a limit right?
Kids, this is why you don't do drugs.
This is weird but when the human pyramid showed up and started going "HOO!!" I lost it. XD
You and Crendor synergize so well!
Someone had so much fun making this game :D
Someone with a bald guy dick fetish, lol.
I wish I could say this is the weirdest thing I've ever seen come out of Japan but unfortunately I cannot. The things I've seen can never been unseen...
11:50 That "Oooooaaaademusodo!!!" in the background gives me sneaking suspicion Jesse may have secretly done some voice-acting for this game.
This game is like a fever dream on acid.
okay.... who's going to pay for everyone's counseling ?
I am terrified by this intro
You know any game that can make Crendor go "what the hell?!?" is seriously fucked
Thanks Jesse and Crendor, now I won't be able to sleep tonight because of that creepy blue guy from the opening.
I love the enemy design. Very original.
OLD SPICE, FUUUUDGE, thats funny, thankyou crendor.
A really weird game for two really weird people.
i love the stuff with crendor wish you did more
Jesse really needs to upload just the audio of him and Crendor, that would be amazing!
Say no to drugs. Otherwise you see stuff like this game
At least five people had to have made this game, so how could that many people believe that this was even a remotely good idea!?!?
I think this game has a deep spiritual meaning, the guy flying around trying to find his place in the world and when he dose he has to face his true emotions, I think we shouldn't make fun of this for it was very cleverly done, the guys flying around you are your family as they follow....yeah....I'm speaking out of my ass
The internet has shown me some crazy things but this one takes the cake.
I kind of want to see total biscuits reaction to this game, can we please make that a thing.
I loved everything here, absolutely incredible. XD
i think i lacked the sufficient drugs to understand... lol!
How could you guys play this for almost 40 minutes
The music at the start made it sound like you two were rapping.
Please continue.
When I saw this in my feed I screamed with joy like a maniac. It's like 5 am. I pretty much woke up everyone in my building. :) XDDD
I've never been so vicariously involved in a video game as I have been here.
I know quite a bit of Japanese yet I still don't know what the fuck is going on!
"omg, omg omg, omg, oh, so much head" - Jesse Cox 2014
This is the most weird and manly game i've ever seen. :)
This game is like Terry Gillian's mind on peyote.
It's absolutely hilarious :D
Still can't tell if Jesse's making the noises or if it's the game
Expected nothing less from Cox n Crendor.
oh japan, you are so weird. and that's why we love you
Cho Aniki feels like an [adult swim] show ;)
best part was "SUUUPAAAA KAWAIIIIIII" at 7 min
Cho aniki is pretty much one of the many reasons why I love japan.
But I gotta ask. where is the music?
Did David Lynch help to design this game?
Game of the Year right here
who in the world thought about making this game?
potheads
Japan
Japanese potheads.
i don't think you can think when your high
The Lord of The Rings Guy the Japanese do
Games, and commercials made more for shock value as well as comedy.. Why stuff like this was made :P
Hope it kind of explains the existence of this as well as a good portion of Japanese Commercials.
The intro has officially scarred me for life.
Sometimes I'm at a loss of words. Sometimes I'm at a loss of words, yet I need to say something, anything.
This time, my mind is just entirely fucking blown.
3 minutes into the video and I'm already crying from laughter
As a long time fan of crendor and Jesse, I'v seen some weird stuff, but this takes first prize from it's fighting game equivalent.
The title of this video..... What have I gotten myself into.
I can't begin to comprehend anything that is happening