This was unexpected coming from Optimus, He usually doesn’t upload story-times but this story time is actually really good, he should do another story time sometime.
Dang, ultimate karma for trying to shop, even if just getting food, on Christmas Eve. Funny how the universe works lol, at least you get a video out of it.
Great video and story! It sounds like he didn’t really want the phone that much considering he was talking to you. Where I’m from at least if somebody wants something you have they would’ve either hit you or approached you waaaay more aggressively.
I live in a relatively small town with very low crime rates, but there are several larger cities nearby with big crime problems. Wherever I go, I always try to make sure that my wallet, keys and phone are on me, and that I lock the car before getting out so that nobody can steal the car or anything inside it. And I do this no matter where I go, even in my very safe hometown.
the thing with stealing phones though is that they are basicly stealing a tracking device, that police can track if reported stolen or they have a reason to track it.
He could’ve been eye-balling your phone from inside the van, waiting for the right time to take it, but then you got your phone back and completely ruined his plans. 🤷🏻♂️
The reason MacDonalds or other fast food restaurants are packed in christmas eve is most likely because everyone is out to do last minute christmas shopping and there's a reason it's called fast food because it's quicker than everywhere else and people are in a hurry. You're welcome optimus.
Something similar happened to me in the parking lot of a Golden Corral last year. Parked away from everyone because I couldn't park at my school. Came back to my car after class, saw some dude crouching by my car. Tried to fight me after I asked him what he was doing. Told me he'd remember me.
Thank God you weren't hurt. My family got robbed a week before my birthday and they took my parents and aunties phones, laptops and the console. But we weren't hurt and my dad bought a new laptop for himself and phones for everyone. I hid mine under my bed and they didn't see it. I know what it's like to get robbed
Something that could help if you're not legal to bring a gun is a high intensity flashlight. It may not stop them, but supposedly it will help to impair their vision just enough. Not a guaranteed safety though...
11:53 if he’s that small and has that much confidence he’s ether really good at fighting and very strong or has a plan, or worse case mans got a weapon
Remember in an alternate universe, Optimus nearly robbed a man on Christmas eve.
and in another universe, he shot up mcdonalds
I another universe you’re actually Optimus and you were the one that robbed McDonald’s.
@@jarlbalgruuf7701 and in another universe optimus shot the guy
Eat your cereal
In another universe, Optimus accidentally killed the president when trying to do self defence with their car.
Sounds like Santa ran out of money to pay his elves
I read Santa as Satan and was really confused
Wait he pays them I thought they were slaves
@@alexanderthegreat3444
He pays them with the souls of the dammed.
@@UNSCMarine117 as long as they're getting paid.
Meat crayon needs to make a video like this.
I read that as "nearly robbed McDonalds on Christmas eve"
me too lol
Same haha
Same
Nearly though, maybe next time
ha! so did I
Plot twist: the guy actually just wanted to have a conversation
VinexTine guy wants his autograph
Sadly he never got one
he wants to discuss Serbian and Russian relations
And a MC Double and everything in the cash register
Same lol I am so awkward
Imagine robbing my mans Optimus at McDonalds and only getting a buck 50.
😂🤣
Some people are desperate
150 dollars is alot man
1k Ghost you idiot
I was gonna rob McDonald's, but Optimus uploaded
Oops. Wrong channel.
@@Rosales3269 what?
Zcizo usually birdman comments are like that one at the top.
That's why.
Never give up on your dreams
@@Rosales3269 lol I am on the wrong channel
This was unexpected coming from Optimus, He usually doesn’t upload story-times but this story time is actually really good, he should do another story time sometime.
Whats with all the lego character prof pics
Zeytrixx He’s done like, 6 or 7 before
Swiss Cheese he must be a recent sub, then.
no it was too long and boring
John Shackelford that's your opinion, man. 👍🏼
Imagine trying to rob someone at a fast food place especially McDonald's 😂
Jackie Tang ikr like why go to McDonald’s to rob, go to a fancy restaurant or something like that
Because there's more ruthless people at a place like McDonald's
Jackie Tang Funny thing you mention that. Some people followed my friend from McDonald’s and robbed $15 off of him a few hours ago.
@@CausingChaos. you dont get it. McDonalds is the cheapest popular fastfood restaurants in the world right now.
@@NotRogers How could he not notice people following him?
Robbed At MacDonnalds *on christmas eve*
me : *So you didn't have christmas eve dinner?*
How do you not know how to spell mcdonalds?!?!
Aspix You don’t have Christmas Eve dinner at McDonalds?
@@Gooseball1 i do i just didn't spell it right
I thought it was pretty obvious that they spelt it wrong on purpose Garfield
@@portalj the reply above yours states otherwise
Robber: *exists*
Me: _Illusion Sign "Indiscriminate"_
The CEO of McDonald's wants to talk to you.
Ok optimus you don’t have to lie we all know you only went to McDonald’s for the adult cream pie
Thats some nice projecting your doing
That’s a whole ejaculation of words your saying bud
Haha 69 like
Bruh why is the comment getting likes now it’s 6 months old
Remember this comment? I'll give you a notification 1+ year later just incase you don't
The robber should of said give me that big stack now
Weeb
@@BitchChill both of you have anime pfps
@@v3rtigo978 No I don't
@@BitchChill you do...
@@v3rtigo978 No
It's about time you *-Conceal Carry.-*
Nvm you're not old enough, just carry a pepper spray and a personal alarm I guess.
Personal Alarm?
Taser
*Proceeds to pack air raid siren into backpack and some window cleaner*
How old do you have to be
Anon how old do you have to be
"it's freezing cold it's like 30 degrees"
*clearly you have not experienced the midwest, mortal.*
Robbery : "Give me that Money and Big mac, NOW!"
Me: has corona virus
McDonald's employees: please spit in food to ensure maximum *CORONA*
rhys williams 68 likes, let me fix that
@@Liamthemaestro I was under time pressure ok! 😂
rhys williams this is the worst comment I have ever read
@@caseybarrett8352 agreed lol, I couldn't be less funny
@@Social_Den you know that's carole baskin right?
Whenever I hear a McDonald’s story I now imagine the “pickle ree” kid
Fun Fact: the guy came out and said that the situation was planned ahead. He wanted to recreate the moment. So great. 😂😂😂😂😂
The hamburgalar really be out here
Get out.
@@mostafazahid1710 no u
Moral of the story: just use the drive thru bruh
My logic is:
Try to attack them, you won't care about your money if you're dead.
Meh, still think he didn’t full on rob you cause you’re optimus prime
Dr Optimus delivers again
His laughing while saying "Getting robbed in parking lots" at the end 😂
Oh god he’s turning into *my story animated*
*my story gamed*
my story gamed
Nice video optimus
Santa came up and was running out of presents.
Nice to see a story time. Its been like 6 months!
Dang, ultimate karma for trying to shop, even if just getting food, on Christmas Eve. Funny how the universe works lol, at least you get a video out of it.
Sound like this optimus didn’t have that horser on him at the time
Ah yes, pre-lockdown times
Glad my man Optimus got outta there safe
Ur video played out loud in my class and now I’m embarrassed 💀 💀
Good
Fatal cutie r u ok
Never thought I'd see almost robbed, McDonald's, and Christmas Eve in one sentence
ngl you almost made me cry with that thumbnail. I had to stay with my mom for the next 3 days to mentally calm down.
McDonalds nearly Robbed me On Christmas Eve
Great video and story! It sounds like he didn’t really want the phone that much considering he was talking to you. Where I’m from at least if somebody wants something you have they would’ve either hit you or approached you waaaay more aggressively.
Plot-twist: he was an angry fan wanting to have a hug so he would be no longer angry.
At least you got your McChicken
I live in a relatively small town with very low crime rates, but there are several larger cities nearby with big crime problems. Wherever I go, I always try to make sure that my wallet, keys and phone are on me, and that I lock the car before getting out so that nobody can steal the car or anything inside it. And I do this no matter where I go, even in my very safe hometown.
Optimus: goes to McDonalds and robber shows up
Robber: give me everything valuable you got
Optimus: alright let’s keep it a buck fifty
Jeez, that sounds scary.
Keep up the awesome work bro 👍
Sup Optimus. Great content bro.
Sounds like the 5o in ur next of the woods are the same as the ones my old neck of the woods ...
Thanks for reinforcing my decision to get a gun the second I get the chance.
the thing with stealing phones though is that they are basicly stealing a tracking device, that police can track if reported stolen or they have a reason to track it.
Santa was on a tight schedule so he has to get it done quickly
Aye I’m from Chicago and tht McDonald’s in the thumbnail is crackhead central
Jay Hemphill it’s the stop my guy, fellow Chicagoian
What part of Chicago
@@therealone935 the ksi part of it
Robbing someone at McDonald's, poor choice of robbing. Just rob at a red robins.
Right
Red Robins, yumm.
Optimus: you can't trust anyone near where I live
Me: *leave keys in the ignition of my car while I spend 30 minutes inside walmart*
Which walmart and what's the make and model of the car?
Actual Gary Oak eh not a car person so a real question but why does the model of the car matter can’t someone steal the car no matter what
@@mineshawn8960 make= manufacturer like Ford. Model= f150 or Taurus
JULIO nobody is asking you
He could’ve been eye-balling your phone from inside the van, waiting for the right time to take it, but then you got your phone back and completely ruined his plans. 🤷🏻♂️
and I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids
i have to watch more of these
The reason MacDonalds or other fast food restaurants are packed in christmas eve is most likely because everyone is out to do last minute christmas shopping and there's a reason it's called fast food because it's quicker than everywhere else and people are in a hurry.
You're welcome optimus.
At first I thought the title was “nearly robbed a Macdonald’s on Christmas Eve”
2:07 that's America for you eating Mcdonald's on Christmas eve.
Optimus: most of the lights don't work which.... ad:ever needed something sweet well wawa has got u covered. Me: that was a clean transit
Optimus: *Goes to get McChicken and fries*
Life: A new challenger has entered the battle!
Optimus: *Nope*
Sticky Fingers: WhY? Why aRE You RunNiNG?
*zIpPErMaN AccTuAllY*
Lol what?? 😂
Something similar happened to me in the parking lot of a Golden Corral last year. Parked away from everyone because I couldn't park at my school. Came back to my car after class, saw some dude crouching by my car. Tried to fight me after I asked him what he was doing. Told me he'd remember me.
18-20 cars? Those are rookie numbers for In-n-Out
Bruh next time imma go to wendys
Hmmmm this optimus guy is really good! He should totally have his own UA-cam channel
Are you going to stream anytime soon?
I don't know what these intros are but I like them.
That’s why I always park next to newer/nicer cars because they don’t want to damage their car on my car
This is better than story time animators lol
I’m Obama
I'm II, can confirm
just carry a katana around lol
It’s a McDonalds. The employees have seen much weirder things.
Just be glad that cop was there.
Do you live in Florida?
Gee bro was this in Dunbar wv??? It sounds exactly like a McDonalds there.
He shot the dog and covered it with the subscribe button.
Anyone know what the name of the video on the steven crowder/ vice issue?
Maybe he just wanted a hug
Thank God you weren't hurt.
My family got robbed a week before my birthday and they took my parents and aunties phones, laptops and the console.
But we weren't hurt and my dad bought a new laptop for himself and phones for everyone.
I hid mine under my bed and they didn't see it. I know what it's like to get robbed
What is the game in the background?
Sorry this happened man
You live in New Jersey?
Wonder what city u live at
The robber reminds me of that video where the man really want to shake that dude’s hand
Conceal carry is a wonderful thing!
Do live in Chicago?
Moral of the story
Always wear a dress-sword
A car crashed into my house on Christmas Eve 😀
Which game is the background gameplay from?
Something that could help if you're not legal to bring a gun is a high intensity flashlight. It may not stop them, but supposedly it will help to impair their vision just enough. Not a guaranteed safety though...
the robber should have pulled out a gun and said "I got a big MAC"
You cannot outrun a gun if I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm not dying from running
What is the game in the gameplay
sounds like you live in Albuquerque dawg.
respect+
11:53 if he’s that small and has that much confidence he’s ether really good at fighting and very strong or has a plan, or worse case mans got a weapon
When is the face reveal dawg
This dude put the code nine at my face I did not run
What a nice Christmas present
Going to McDonald's on Christmas Eve is already pretty sad...if you had gotten hurt, would have been sadder.
This sounds like a video that UA-camr optimus would do a video on
Stuff like that you never take it as a loss unless you told the cops but
with my bad luck if it was me in that situation id probably be shot in the back without knowing it.