Jesse I know you audience is younger than me, but you have no idea how happy I get every time I hear your intro. Love ya man. Someday we'll smoke a joint...
I was concerned he would never find the shotgun and be stuck in the tutorial for 20 mins. I think he did alright. he made a few mistakes, but by the end of the video he was starting to get better, this game can make anybody, no matter how thickheaded, understand how to play. its beautifully crafted in that way. When I picked this game up, I had never played the first one, only watched a few vids. but I got wrecked about six times and then I began to understand what the game what demanding of me. now I've beatern the game on normal and am about halfway through hardmode. this game is exquisite.
Jesse!! Please play this game again!!! I absolutely loved the way you played it and the amazing voices you picked for the characters was just over the top! I adore you!!
BeardedDanishViking I don't know about Crendor, but Sips is actually pretty good. It's just that he tries to play the game the same way as the last one. It's a lot harder to run'n'gun in this one.
After beating the game on hard and getting almost all achievments possible (still have genocide achievment left), watching someone playing HM like this was so refreshing, had a grin on my face the entire time. Jesse, man, thank you for all the fun and enjoyment you give to us!
23:04 The enemy picks up Jesse's empty uzi. "Say bye bye." *Click* Jesse: "Bye." *Boom* I also imagine that the uzi would have somehow magically had ammo in it when it was picked up by computer.
Sometimes I would wonder "Is there anyone out there worse than I am at Hotline Miami games?" as I died for the hundredth time. And then I watched Jesse play them.
Doubt you'll play any more of it, Coxman, but you seem to have missed the note on using Left Shift to get extended looks down halls and such. Would have saved you a lot of headaches. You also have to be careful of doors; you can't shoot through them.
Just saw TB do a WTF is... on this the other day. I'd love to see a full Jesse play through on this one just to laugh and cry along with his frustration and (eventual) victory.
One of the best thing about these games is the music, and we can't hear it. This made me more sad than your lack of skill.(by the way i suppose it's not really your thing but you should try to continue playing it Jesse, it's really good)
if you are gonna play more of this game so use SHIFT to look further and MOUSE WHEEL CLICK for locking on on targets so you will aim automaticly on the target you locked on it makes the game much easier. btw this was painful as f**k to watch
C+? Nooo, it's just a badly drawn 4, C4, it was saying "Explosive performance!", that's pretty impressive. As for the B-, oh that's just dodger trolling. (Can you tell that I grew up doing this shit?)
I recommend it just due to tge first game is less harder than the second so going back and playing it becomes to easy. That is if you ever plan to play the first game.
But that one seconded of implied rape in a movie in a game is unacceptable! This game is about the heinous murder of countless men, which if totally fine, after all.
there are 2 options, see the scene in question, don't see the scene in question, my guess is that because this is a youtube channel, Jesse took the option least likely to get the video taken down.
14,50 for 3 pizzas isn't too bad if the pizzas are good. in italy if you want a good pizza that's how much you'd pay(from 3 for a standard margherita up to 6€for a super-special-mega-tasty one)
You can get a Pizza where I live (Washington State, US) for $5 at Little Caesars but they are pretty cheap tasting. Good for Tabletop gaming party food though hehe. If I buy my favorite kind of Pizzas (Cheese-Stuffed Crust, Cheese, Sauce, Black Olives, Sausage and Pepperoni) they cost $15 each from Pizza Hut.
well now that sounds like bullshit, but then again i remember that in corsica a mid quality pizza(good taste but with pieces of charcoal in it that nearly broke your teeth) with mid-low tending to low quality ingredients costed 10€.... and that was when the dollar was valued at 0.75,so go figure, good tasting pizza is much much much cheaper in italy.
well, i've never been to venice, but it sounds awkward to me that in italy you paid that much for a pizzza, a bad one too, maybe it was a double? also i live in avellino, campania, that's really close to where the place where pizza was invented is and also ingredients are easy to get here as contrary to venice cars ca go around the streets and we have pretty much all of the best ingredients at hand reach.
Wait a minute, a fan friday on a friday?!
Impossible!
If Jesse is still on UK maybe he got the famous british punctuality now ...
TheRedMoon Fan Fr-iday!
So full playthrough please, This is pure Jesse gold.
Oh my god. *GET A GRIP JESSE !!!*
gotta get a grip!
Scullywag LeScrumpy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
***** Show some damn respect!
Jesse I know you audience is younger than me, but you have no idea how happy I get every time I hear your intro. Love ya man. Someday we'll smoke a joint...
Lol. not bad. Really enjoyable to watch. You did far better than I expected. Thanks cox.
Those are some seriously low expectations xD
realistic.
BeardedDanishViking
I thought he wouldn't even beat the first floor
I was concerned he would never find the shotgun and be stuck in the tutorial for 20 mins. I think he did alright. he made a few mistakes, but by the end of the video he was starting to get better, this game can make anybody, no matter how thickheaded, understand how to play. its beautifully crafted in that way. When I picked this game up, I had never played the first one, only watched a few vids. but I got wrecked about six times and then I began to understand what the game what demanding of me. now I've beatern the game on normal and am about halfway through hardmode. this game is exquisite.
Radignostic You should really go check out the first one. Its better than the second. HM2 is really good but not as good as 1.
Jesse!! Please play this game again!!! I absolutely loved the way you played it and the amazing voices you picked for the characters was just over the top! I adore you!!
Why the hell would you turn the music off in this game?
Thor He didn't, clean your ears
Thor Clean your ears and get new headphones because I have no problem hearing it.
Lol I know insane right... Music is one of the best parts of the game.
Oh man and I thought Dodger's playthrough was screen scream worthy. This makes hers look so pro in comparison.
Jesse makes most people look pro in comparison. With the exception of Crendor and Sips.
BeardedDanishViking I don't know about Crendor, but Sips is actually pretty good. It's just that he tries to play the game the same way as the last one. It's a lot harder to run'n'gun in this one.
You don't watch Jesse for pro plays. You watch him to be entertained. You should assume he isn't going to be good.
monkeypatee Oh don't worry i always assume Jesse is gonna fail.
As opposed to Jesse, Dodger is actually pretty good at vidya gaimz.
what do u think his neighbors think when he screams that intro?
They think its Friday
After beating the game on hard and getting almost all achievments possible (still have genocide achievment left), watching someone playing HM like this was so refreshing, had a grin on my face the entire time. Jesse, man, thank you for all the fun and enjoyment you give to us!
HOLD SHIFT TO LOOK AROUND >:C
This video exists to show you that everybody else playing the game game isn't as bad as you think.
Jesse "Two-Pumps" Cox playing the salt generator 2015.
This would go alot better if you would use the shift button to look around every once in a while. Or kill downed enemies
I definitely have not been begging for this.
23:04 The enemy picks up Jesse's empty uzi.
"Say bye bye." *Click*
Jesse: "Bye." *Boom*
I also imagine that the uzi would have somehow magically had ammo in it when it was picked up by computer.
This needs a full lets play.
I like seeing jesse making the same blunders I do regularly, throwing the guns instead of actually firing them
Full playthrough, loadsa hidden lore and such, the stuff you like.
8:30-8:40 may be the funniest thing I have heard come out of Jesse since the infamous Far Cry 3 crocodile incident
6 years later, this never gets old
OMG! a Fan Friday on a Friday!
I hope you do a complete play through of this one. I don't think the game is for me, but it's fun to watch you play it!
Jesse's Strategy: Run through it enough times while firing enough bullets and eventually you'll get lucky.
So safe to say Dodger did better? xD
Dodger did better on the first level, B + Dodger, C+ Jesse. Jesse did better on the 2nd level, B - Jesse, C+ Dodger.
Sometimes I would wonder "Is there anyone out there worse than I am at Hotline Miami games?" as I died for the hundredth time.
And then I watched Jesse play them.
Well Jesse, as a note, you could lock onto enemies with the middle mouse, helps with firearms quite a lot like the pistol and uzi.
Jesse doing fan friday? Time for my weekly kegel exercises
"This was insanity simulator 2015, in which you keep trying to do the same thing expecting a different outcome."
-Jesse picks up gun.
-Jesse enters a room with a single enemy and instead of throwing the gun wastes ammo.
*cringe*
loved this, jesse is the best at making anything look awesome and funny : D
... The lock-on button and the edge scroll button really need to be in a toturial or something, because Jesse is flailing like a madman.
Not using shift -_- Oh Cox, you'll never change.
lol you panicked with the shotgun on act 1, comedy gold!
I love how everyone i've seen playing this gives the pizza guy the same exact voice.
Another friday video, another time I immediately presh the mute button.
Please do a playthrough of this, not for your awful Jesse skills, but for the awesome lore Jesse skills.
Jesse is obviously confirmed... a zebra.
Doubt you'll play any more of it, Coxman, but you seem to have missed the note on using Left Shift to get extended looks down halls and such. Would have saved you a lot of headaches. You also have to be careful of doors; you can't shoot through them.
New title of this video: Fan Friday! - Hotline Miami 2 The many deaths of Jesse Cox.
Key mechanic of game: look over the map to see where enemies are. *Goes totally ignored*
One of those games that is just fun to watch people react to. Stay funny Jesse.
Just saw TB do a WTF is... on this the other day. I'd love to see a full Jesse play through on this one just to laugh and cry along with his frustration and (eventual) victory.
This video is everything I expected it to be~♥
This is hilarious. Jesse's reaction time is slower than a slug's LOL.
This was fucking hilarious, you need to play more games you struggle with, this was amazing..
It cracks me the fuck up that both Jesse and Dodger had the same voice for the pizza guy X'D
I love that Jesse's Tony basically sounds like Jim Cummings.
Judging by the way you were shooting, you certainly showed those doors who's boss.
jesse's grandma tier reflexes make for some funny ass content
Jesse, the music is way too low. This game has great music too, such a shame :/
9:30 in - thought bubble - is he ever gunna figure out how to lock on?
Jesse you should have a kill cam of all the hotline stuff to the 1812 overtune lol
Gotta say, I'd love to see him try to get through the full game.
One of the best thing about these games is the music, and we can't hear it. This made me more sad than your lack of skill.(by the way i suppose it's not really your thing but you should try to continue playing it Jesse, it's really good)
Full LP!
I'm sad that the music was so low volume, one of the best part of the game
Full series, make it happen plz
Jesse.. leave it be.
Hotline Miami and you just don't work.
Not even sure why it was entertaining to watch, half the time I screamed at my screen. ^^
Love ya Jessie.. but you are missing two very important things from the instructions. 1: hold shift to look around. 2: Lock on..
I beat the game already, and I loved it Reminds me so much of Pulp FIction. I won't throw out any spoilers, but the feels, man.... the feels.
Some day one of your neighbours will call an ambulance for you after recording the intro.
Wow, haven't laughed so hard in a loooong time. Jesse's reactions were priceless
Aside from the swearing, this is how I imagine Ralph Wiggum would play this...
Just got off work. Jesse is going to make a fool ass out of himself on Friday as always. Fuckin. Yes.
These games look like so much fun... and so frustrating all at the same time.
I wish you had the music a bit louder since it's so good.
HE LISTENS THANK U JESSE
And i tought i was bad at Hotline Miami 2
Pretty sure Jesse just became Duke Nukem during this
You did pretty damn well. GG.
the best part of this was Jesse's voice acting
Need dat shift look.
Are we in 1995? This game is so innovative.
if you are gonna play more of this game so use SHIFT to look further and MOUSE WHEEL CLICK for locking on on targets so you will aim automaticly on the target you locked on it makes the game much easier. btw this was painful as f**k to watch
Hey Jesse are you planining some Scary Game Squad or Multiplayer mayhem videos soon
Wow, Jesse is worse than Dodger... How surprising...
You do a FANTASTIC Jim Cummings!
Your Mark voice sounds EXACTLY like the morden in Dungeon Siege II. dafuk
C+? Nooo, it's just a badly drawn 4, C4, it was saying "Explosive performance!", that's pretty impressive.
As for the B-, oh that's just dodger trolling.
(Can you tell that I grew up doing this shit?)
shocked to see this on a Friday
Lock on
It was a bit painful to watch at first, but it got better as it went along. That ending line was fantastic, by the way.
This reminds me of a game that i played many years ago. It looks just like this ;)
Most epic game ever made by god
I still havent finished the first game
should probably get on that
I recommend it just due to tge first game is less harder than the second so going back and playing it becomes to easy. That is if you ever plan to play the first game.
Holding Shift. It helps.
Really, the edited beginning?
But that one seconded of implied rape in a movie in a game is unacceptable! This game is about the heinous murder of countless men, which if totally fine, after all.
***** yup. And you know why? Because of feminazi's
*****
Don't forget the Tumblrettes
there are 2 options, see the scene in question, don't see the scene in question, my guess is that because this is a youtube channel, Jesse took the option least likely to get the video taken down.
Is it weird that I have to get my catipillar/space butterfly when I watch one of your videos?
Sense jesse obviously forgot left shift to look farther i cringed at every death
Half assing it like a bad ass.
i finished the first level for 14 seconds
i can die in peace now
Does he ever use shift or lock on to anything? I can only handle so much clenching, so I must know.
Florida Man Decides to Paint a Building Red... with His Blood and Others~
You should do another video on it
Jesse please play more Ride to hell retribution and Prison architect if you can but firstly ride to hell
sincerely everyone!!
Next Friday you could try a game called Cities: Skyline. It's like a better version of Sim City 4, which you enjoyed.
You do not have the patience for the other acts Cox. Trust me, it can drain you.
14,50 for 3 pizzas isn't too bad if the pizzas are good.
in italy if you want a good pizza that's how much you'd pay(from 3 for a standard margherita up to 6€for a super-special-mega-tasty one)
You can get a Pizza where I live (Washington State, US) for $5 at Little Caesars but they are pretty cheap tasting. Good for Tabletop gaming party food though hehe.
If I buy my favorite kind of Pizzas (Cheese-Stuffed Crust, Cheese, Sauce, Black Olives, Sausage and Pepperoni) they cost $15 each from Pizza Hut.
well now that sounds like bullshit, but then again i remember that in corsica a mid quality pizza(good taste but with pieces of charcoal in it that nearly broke your teeth) with mid-low tending to low quality ingredients costed 10€.... and that was when the dollar was valued at 0.75,so go figure, good tasting pizza is much much much cheaper in italy.
iota-09 gotta remember that the game takes place in like the 80s so...
well,
i've never been to venice, but it sounds awkward to me that in italy you paid that much for a pizzza, a bad one too, maybe it was a double? also i live in avellino, campania, that's really close to where the place where pizza was invented is and also ingredients are easy to get here as contrary to venice cars ca go around the streets and we have pretty much all of the best ingredients at hand reach.
Wait........ It's actually Friday!