I would not lie I would infinitely rather go against Vader with the saber than without it, with it I just get cut apart in seconds, nice and clean, without it, who knows what he does?
Darth Vader: Oh no I am no longer a 6'7" tall, black cyborg with armour, superhuman strenght, ability to lift and throw things in the air at my command, with a light saber... Im now just a 6'7" tall, black cyborg with armour, superhuman strenght, and ability to lift and throw things in the air at my command but without a lightsaber, what am I gonna do???
@@HarmonicVectorhe’s slow sure, but his reflexes are good enough to dodge attacks from masters and other jedi/sith if he doesn’t have a lightsaber on hand Though in this case he could’ve probably just brute forced his way to choke her since her sword isn’t gonna bisect him like a lightsaber or the like would, not that that has stopped him from straight up tanking sabers before
@@Technoanima when you think about it, its not really that useful for Vader. It's pretty much a normal ass sword that disables lightsabers, but other than that, it's less powerful in every way. And he never needed things like that to be successful to begin with.
"Left him useless." he immediately took the blade from her, killed her, and proceeded to use it on the other Jedi, even killing one with it. Not only was Vader not rendered helpless, but he was not afraid of the weapon either, saying, "Since I require a weapon, I shall take yours." Before proceeding to snap her neck with his free hand.
@theguybehindyou4762 "pain-inducing suit?" She neutralized hus lightsaber, so without missing a beat, he used the force to pull her towards him, took the dagger, made the comment I gave, and snapped her neck before moving on. There's no "skipping to plan B." She disarmed him, so he responded accordingly.
It's an annoying factor. I always wondered why Obi didn't just force push General Grevous's (sorry if I spelled that wrong) heart. Would have been much easier than how the fight actually went down.
@@urzakarn9782because he couldn’t, his heart for the most part was protected by his armor and other systems Force pushes also aren’t usually aimed at something specific and are just pushing everything in the general direction, so a force push is pushing Grievous’ in general (which he is greatly resistant to cuz of his claws) The only person who could take advantage of Grievous heart being exposed is Mace Windu, which he has done to great affect albeit not managing to deal enough damage to kill him
@@urzakarn9782 Like the other guy said, they can’t really pick out a particular target too easily. Windu however basically crushed Grievous’. chest with the force in the clone wars series from 2003 which gave him his permanent cough. Might not be the same in canon though since the series was cut out despite being absolutely awesome.
@@dokutah7374Still, any use of the force would have worked. The mini series had his strategy from start correct. Intimidating, fear, and speed. On even ground, he's an easy target to anyone capable of lifting him.
@StompDeni42 that's not true at all. Anakin was constantly using the Force, even at stupid things. Like it's all over his time with Padmé, his combat style, his piloting, etc.
From what I remember, he picks it up and kills a few jedi with it. Then I'm not sure, but he probably just kept it somewhere, but his lightsaber is more convenient to carry around 1nd more useful against everything except a lightsaber, so it's a better weapon anyway
Cortosis is really weak. It’s only strong when mixed with other metals as an allow. Cortosis on its own is known to be brittle. Mara Jade said that even a good shot from a blaster could break it
Funny because it was used by the republic during the days of the brotherhood of darkness. Cortosis was mainly for hulls for ships and armour for soldiers.
@@Zachary-rh4iu books, comics, and video games. Problem is that most Star Wars lore isn’t canon. Cortosis being one of those things never mentioned in Canon
Totally should have worked with Mandolorians to make Cortosis coated Beskar sword, would be possibly the best version of such a sword, or even better if you made it a Vibrosword
@@UNSCPILOT during the old republic cortosis vibroblades were used. The problem is that as an alloy it now has other metals that don’t block lightsabers. Pure Beskar will always be stronger than any type of alloy
@TheSeth256 You are fighting with it. You know you can't block with it, so you don't, and you make your style something to work around that. Simple. It's a real blade in starwars and was quite powerful in use. Check it out.
@@lucaswilson212 One of the reasons lightsabers were so powerful was the ability to block and deflect ranged attacks, which this weapon cannot do. I'd see it as a lethal assassination weapon, but other than that not very useful since you'd just die to any attack.
@TheSeth256 It would still be on for like 99% of the time, and you could still deflect a blaster bolt. Just don't stand where the bolt would hit you still if for that sliver of a chance it wouldn't deflect. Against sabers you could still guard and it would give you the advantage as you could have a stance that puts you out of harms way if you go against someone that puts pressure on a cross between sabers and you would know and they wouldn't so you would just have the idea and movements that you could follow through. The "weaknesses" you state are either null or can play as strengths if used right. I think you misunderstand. the blade is basically always on. When it turns off, it's only for a fraction of a second, just enough to get through a guard. You can easily use it for all other loght Saber uses.
ah yes, switching from a plasma blade able to cut anything and deflect blaster bolts to a katana that can deactivate a single very specific piece of technology surely would've given anakin a huge powerspike
Now imagine a Jedi who mastered all seven forms of lightsaber combat (I'm counting Vaapad here since Juyo is forbidden) and uses this specifically for Jar Kai dual blade fencing. Dangerous
Vader’s resilience is insane. The dude gets cut by a blade that could short out a lightsaber and just gets more mad to the point he chokes out the wielder.
Well… I know they say it’s a laser sword, but as someone who actually uses and studies lasers daily, light doesn’t behave that way. It acts more like trapped plasma. Lightsabers don’t even ignite all that fast after all and the blaster bolts aren’t made of light either. They act similarly to lightsabers though.
@@ryanblanch2764well, If I remember right, Child Anakin was one of the ones to say that, and he was living in the galactic rim as a slave so his education may have been suspect, at least in that case, I'm drawing a blank on other instances
vader losing his lightsaber and choking her to death really reminds me of when you get rid of sam's muramasa in metal gear rising and he just beats the hell out of you instead
Palptine: this weapon is your life young Vader Vader: lightsaber get shortened Vader: what am I gonna do and talking with hands Vader: accidentally force chokes her to death
i think really because a lot of jedi can tolerate or block it to a point so it’s not an instakill as soon as the fight starts, or plot armor because we all love seeing vader fight. lightsaber skills so clean
The first thing to remember is that lightsabers aren't hot. Think of how close Jedi tend to hold them to their faces. If it can melt through blast doors, it can light their eyebrows on fire from a few feet away. Only the inside of a lightsaber is hot. A lightsaber is plasma surrounded by a forcefield designed to keep all of the heat inside. solid objects pass through the field much in the same way that a TIE Fighter can fly through the forcefield in a hangar while the air stays inside (removing the need for an airlock). Cortosis ore messes with the magnetic field that the emitter matrix of a lightsaber projects to contain the plasma of the blade, activating the failsafes that short out the lightsaber (in lieu of in exploding in a superheated ball of plasma). The cortosis doesn't have to block plasma, it just has to affect the forcefield. Any material with a property that keeps it from passing through that forcefield can block a lightsaber.
@@user-vr5zk9ox8dI think it's funny that some folks ask why doesn't the lightsaber burn everything just for someone who knows lightsabers like me(but not a ton) to say if it was sun hot since it's a plasma it would ignite the atmosphere the moment user clicked it on
@@alexpena4091I mean Star Wars is a galactic civilization, meaning they are at least Type II so they def have shit that makes no sense to us given we’re like a Type 0.76 or something. What doesn’t make sense to us in our current civilization category would make sense to a civilization as advanced as they are. Think about it, someone from the 1700s would view us (our current civilization) as literal gods. They’d worship us. They’d think our airplanes would be silver dragons. They’d think our ability to know and predict the weather down to the hour is that of a God. We put humans on the Moon, and to them they’d think we come from the heavens. The very fact we have people currently orbiting the planet in space would blow their minds but to US it’s just rocket science and astronauts on a space station w EVA suits. You get what I’m saying?
Lightsaber: goes out. Vader: "well now we have to do this the hard way. Square up." *Sounds of a Jedi being beaten to death with the bare hands of a nearly 7 foot tall cyborg with the strongest force powers the galaxy has ever seen.*
Who can we trust with the most powerful saber in the galaxy? Some gay chick who gets choked out. Not even force chokes. The darkside is by far superior.
I know that this blade isn't in George's starwars because of the dark saber. He wanted the mandalorians to have a strong weapon that could stand against the Lightsabers, but not to be a nirmal sword, spear etc. As it isn't "Star Warsish" enough. So he invented the Darksaber.
Cortosis was a mineral which I think got first introduced in a Timothy Zahn novel. After that, it got named dropped in the old Knights of the Old Republic game by Bioware; it was in the description of some swords as a way to justify them being used against lightsabers and not getting instantly melted. Despite Cortosis being strongly rooted in the Legends sources, it gets used quite a lot in newer stories.
Anyone remember the Kyber Saber from that random LEGO series? You know, the first lightsaber, the one that TERRIFIED it's first user because he ACCIDENTALLY cut through a MOON?!
My grandpa bought me this exact replica sword for my birthday when i was little there was a button that would push a metal latch that let it unsheath the blade was perfectly balanced with the handle and the blade itself was super polished and flexible. It was 100 dollars online back then many years ago.
Darth Vader: Ah man, my lightsaber got shorted out, Obi wan’s gonna kill me…..oh wait right, *Force chokes jedi*
My exact thoughts lol
not even force choke, he just uses his hand
@@alricwengwhat hand?
Edit: ofc I know his using he uses his hand to choke her. I only wanna make a joke about him losing his limbs.
@@ryanirsyd07 his left hand... You can see it in the picture
He was mentioning the fact that he has no hand. He saw the robot hand too.
*Jedi shortcuts Lightsaber*
Vader: "Oh no... Anyways"
"Anyways, I started choking..."
I WAS ABIUT TO SAY THAT
@@haystackbill6187 LMAO
Classic Clarkson
that jedi was dumb
Vader when he loses his light saber: "This is where the fun begins!"
Yes true
Him and Doomslayer would get along I think
Handicaps gone. Lol
"Show me a good time Jack!"
This is how we do it in the dunes
Vader really said, “The lightsaber is for mercy, not for success”
Lmao true tho
Such an underrated comment xd
I would not lie I would infinitely rather go against Vader with the saber than without it, with it I just get cut apart in seconds, nice and clean, without it, who knows what he does?
@jamesrussels7766 You don't wanna piss Vader off. If he's really mad at u death would be a mercy
Damn that line hits hard
Nice one lmao
That Jedi forgot that without his blade, Darth Vader still is an angry 2 meters cyborg with super powers
I don't blame Anakin for being that angry 😤....I would be too if someone chopped my dick off!
Yeah. Once you short circuit his suit...Thats when you win
@@TVmantitan779 nah, that just will make him angrier and would use the force to kill you and survive for a time
@@TVmantitan779 That's been tried. All it does is make him angry. "All I am surrounded by is fear. And dead men."
His suit is almost useless. He has to use the force to move
Darth Vader: Oh no I am no longer a 6'7" tall, black cyborg with armour, superhuman strenght, ability to lift and throw things in the air at my command, with a light saber... Im now just a 6'7" tall, black cyborg with armour, superhuman strenght, and ability to lift and throw things in the air at my command but without a lightsaber, what am I gonna do???
that's true but remember he was still super defensless cuz how slow he was but was still offensive
I mean, he's basically a Star Wars evil RoboCop. He still walks slow as shit.
@@HarmonicVectorhe’s slow sure, but his reflexes are good enough to dodge attacks from masters and other jedi/sith if he doesn’t have a lightsaber on hand
Though in this case he could’ve probably just brute forced his way to choke her since her sword isn’t gonna bisect him like a lightsaber or the like would, not that that has stopped him from straight up tanking sabers before
*African American cyborg
He's a crippled, depressed, fat (because he doesn't actually move with his limbs) man. The glazing is unreal.
Vader's saber shorts out
Vader : You just made your own death much, much more painful.
General Grievous:
"that sword will be a fine addition to my collection"
😅😂🤣
We would of understood without you telling us his name!!
It breaks his collection:
I can only imagine the carnage that grevious would've caused with this sword
@@housel9352 Imagine Grevious with Lightsaber Whips XD
Vader didn't struggle. He just choked her and took her blade.
And then he never used it again.
@@TechnoanimaVader: “meh I don’t need this op shit, I prefer my saber red and fashionable”
@@Technoanima when you think about it, its not really that useful for Vader. It's pretty much a normal ass sword that disables lightsabers, but other than that, it's less powerful in every way. And he never needed things like that to be successful to begin with.
Yeah... "left him useless" Vader immediately laughed and snapped her neck.
@@shadowmetroid18 Exactly. She did nothing but surprise him for like a second.
Vader really said "i dont need a weapon when i AM the weapon"
"Left him useless." he immediately took the blade from her, killed her, and proceeded to use it on the other Jedi, even killing one with it.
Not only was Vader not rendered helpless, but he was not afraid of the weapon either, saying, "Since I require a weapon, I shall take yours." Before proceeding to snap her neck with his free hand.
Thanks to his pain-inducing suit, he was too pissed to be afraid and skipped to plan B
@theguybehindyou4762 "pain-inducing suit?"
She neutralized hus lightsaber, so without missing a beat, he used the force to pull her towards him, took the dagger, made the comment I gave, and snapped her neck before moving on. There's no "skipping to plan B." She disarmed him, so he responded accordingly.
@@corruptangel6793 I mean he wasn't even phased by the disadvantage and reacted quickly.
Was wasted when I posted, so maybe I typed it wrong.
@@corruptangel6793 it's known that the sensor probes in Vader's suit make him feel constant pain as they penetrate his charred flesh.
@@corruptangel6793 Palps made the suit to inflict pain in him and make him angry all the time.
Bro didnt even force choke her He took that personally had to go with straight hands😂
I swear it sounds like Jedi and sith just... Forget they have telekinesis? Like oh no you shorted out my lightsaber *snaps their neck*
Fr😂
It's an annoying factor. I always wondered why Obi didn't just force push General Grevous's (sorry if I spelled that wrong) heart. Would have been much easier than how the fight actually went down.
@@urzakarn9782because he couldn’t, his heart for the most part was protected by his armor and other systems
Force pushes also aren’t usually aimed at something specific and are just pushing everything in the general direction, so a force push is pushing Grievous’ in general (which he is greatly resistant to cuz of his claws)
The only person who could take advantage of Grievous heart being exposed is Mace Windu, which he has done to great affect albeit not managing to deal enough damage to kill him
@@urzakarn9782 Like the other guy said, they can’t really pick out a particular target too easily. Windu however basically crushed Grievous’. chest with the force in the clone wars series from 2003 which gave him his permanent cough. Might not be the same in canon though since the series was cut out despite being absolutely awesome.
@@dokutah7374Still, any use of the force would have worked.
The mini series had his strategy from start correct. Intimidating, fear, and speed.
On even ground, he's an easy target to anyone capable of lifting him.
"Neat trick, ever seen this one?"
Me: *using the corstioss blade*
Every Jedi and sith: Our lightsabers are not working, HE’S CHEATiNG, HE’S CHEATING!!!!
*Palpatene
- Oh no... Anyway.
*Charges the blade with 1 teravatt of Electricity.
@@Майкрофт-х5й "UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!"
The jedi: I was lagging! LAGGING!
"Oh no! What am I gonna do without a lightsaber? Oh wait, I have telekinesis"
*Force Chokes*
@@fatere 😂
Sometimes I don't even know why Vader bothers with using his lightsaber. He could win most fights only using force powers.
Habit, drama.
How else is bro supposed to have fun
@@Ishane37 Yeah, that's what I also thought. The guy is simply entertaining himself.
@@komikbookgeek Well... Yeah, he barely used force powers as Anakin, he waaay much into dueling. It makes sense.
@StompDeni42 that's not true at all. Anakin was constantly using the Force, even at stupid things. Like it's all over his time with Padmé, his combat style, his piloting, etc.
Corrotosis blade: disables lightsaber
Vader: Oh no... oh, wait, the force, duh
He just straight up choked her with his hands
The Force? I'm sure you meant to say The Dark Side.
@@cphtfluke7565 THE DARK SIDE IS INCLUDED IN THE FORCE SMART ONE! It is literally the dark side of the force
Even terrifying is terrified of Vader
And no one can blame Fear itself for fearing Vader. When he really wanted to be, Vader was practically invincible.
"Bipity bopity, your sword is now my property!"
- Vader, probably
Bet she really thought she could take down vader with that, completely forgot his force power is just vastly superior.. no other way around.
Darth Vader: *proceeds to choke the Jedi.*
Jedi: "Daddy?"
Darth Vader: 😶
Vader: No
*Proceeds to choke menacingly*
I mean, Vader is father sooooo..
Proceeds to kill even more painfully because the memories of Anakin almost being a father are too painful.
@@Sir_Al03 Vader: No.
*Crack*
"Not again!"
Vader is just him
😂
he was supposed to destroy them not join them
Vader really said,"COME HERE BOI!"
Jedi: ha ha, your blade shorted out
Darth Vader: be glad I don’t have to youngling slayer 9000
Wonder what vader did with the sword.
Possibly Abandoned it like it never existed or either decided to keep it as a trophy like general grievous
From what I remember, he picks it up and kills a few jedi with it. Then I'm not sure, but he probably just kept it somewhere, but his lightsaber is more convenient to carry around 1nd more useful against everything except a lightsaber, so it's a better weapon anyway
He needs something to keep in his lava lair
Jedi brought a sword to a fist fight
I always feel like Vader just choking someone not with the force but with his robotic hand would be awesome asf like he did in A New Hope
Cortosis is really weak. It’s only strong when mixed with other metals as an allow. Cortosis on its own is known to be brittle. Mara Jade said that even a good shot from a blaster could break it
Funny because it was used by the republic during the days of the brotherhood of darkness. Cortosis was mainly for hulls for ships and armour for soldiers.
@@Zachary-rh4iu I guess we read the books and comics
@@Zachary-rh4iu books, comics, and video games. Problem is that most Star Wars lore isn’t canon. Cortosis being one of those things never mentioned in Canon
Totally should have worked with Mandolorians to make Cortosis coated Beskar sword, would be possibly the best version of such a sword, or even better if you made it a Vibrosword
@@UNSCPILOT during the old republic cortosis vibroblades were used. The problem is that as an alloy it now has other metals that don’t block lightsabers. Pure Beskar will always be stronger than any type of alloy
And the flicker blade that turns on and off rapidly at random intervals making the blade impossible to guard against and unpredictable.
And stupid
Huh? That would also mean you can't reliably block with it if it's random and be useless.
@TheSeth256 You are fighting with it. You know you can't block with it, so you don't, and you make your style something to work around that. Simple. It's a real blade in starwars and was quite powerful in use. Check it out.
@@lucaswilson212 One of the reasons lightsabers were so powerful was the ability to block and deflect ranged attacks, which this weapon cannot do. I'd see it as a lethal assassination weapon, but other than that not very useful since you'd just die to any attack.
@TheSeth256 It would still be on for like 99% of the time, and you could still deflect a blaster bolt. Just don't stand where the bolt would hit you still if for that sliver of a chance it wouldn't deflect. Against sabers you could still guard and it would give you the advantage as you could have a stance that puts you out of harms way if you go against someone that puts pressure on a cross between sabers and you would know and they wouldn't so you would just have the idea and movements that you could follow through. The "weaknesses" you state are either null or can play as strengths if used right. I think you misunderstand. the blade is basically always on. When it turns off, it's only for a fraction of a second, just enough to get through a guard. You can easily use it for all other loght Saber uses.
He gave her the padme treatment
Lol
lol. you win XD
Oooph. Accurate, but no doubt Vader would end you for daring to compare anyone to Padme.
PALPATINE’S FACE AT THE START I CANT😭
Imagine Anakin Skywalker using it, he will have full potential.
Would have absolutely spanked every other force user if he had that blade.
@@urzakarn9782 And would defeat Obi-Wan and rule galaxy, but will throw Palpatine again
ah yes, switching from a plasma blade able to cut anything and deflect blaster bolts to a katana that can deactivate a single very specific piece of technology surely would've given anakin a huge powerspike
fisticuffs vader is peak
Calling Vader useless with out a saber was your first mistake he's never useless you just won't die as quick
Unless you manage to knock his prosthetics offline and stun him your probably scooped no matter what
Now imagine a Jedi who mastered all seven forms of lightsaber combat (I'm counting Vaapad here since Juyo is forbidden) and uses this specifically for Jar Kai dual blade fencing. Dangerous
That wouldn't be the Jedi way
Vader’s resilience is insane. The dude gets cut by a blade that could short out a lightsaber and just gets more mad to the point he chokes out the wielder.
He doesn't get cut by it
@@corruptangel6793 oh
Vader : " domo origoto
Mr roboto domo beep beep domo . "
Vader: “unfortunately for you, HATE”
Lmfao he just choked her brute force
Darth Vader: I fear no man, but that thing it scares me.
Imagine Vader grabbed that saber and decided to use it...
Hi did
Darth Vader: oh no! … well anyways
Darth Vader: You’ve Made Your Last Mistake Starts Choking the Female Jedi : Oh Harder Daddy . Darth Vader: 😶
😂😂😂😂 I swear that's what it looks like and not the dorkly one
He got flashbacks if padme in bed
🤣 Darth Vader said "oh my light saber
... Catch these hands then" 😂
I don't know how a sword could destroy a litteral laser
It’s just turns it off, also they aren’t lasers, it’s just plasma and a gravitational field generator that’s made to affect the blade specifically
@@SoloAnima1 OK thanks
It's explained that the Cortosis creates a feedback loop, which can cause lightsaber blades to temporarily short out
Well… I know they say it’s a laser sword, but as someone who actually uses and studies lasers daily, light doesn’t behave that way. It acts more like trapped plasma. Lightsabers don’t even ignite all that fast after all and the blaster bolts aren’t made of light either. They act similarly to lightsabers though.
@@ryanblanch2764well, If I remember right, Child Anakin was one of the ones to say that, and he was living in the galactic rim as a slave so his education may have been suspect, at least in that case, I'm drawing a blank on other instances
"Ha ha you dont have a lightsaber!"
**sudden realization**
"oh no you dont have a lightsaber!"
So he just used his hand to choke her instead of the force?
Force users can use the force to defend against force attacks, which is why most of the time they just dual until they can find an opening.
@@rmodyssey*duel
vader losing his lightsaber and choking her to death really reminds me of when you get rid of sam's muramasa in metal gear rising and he just beats the hell out of you instead
"Mom I want the force!"
Mom: We have the force at home
The force at home:
That comic was one of my favorites growing up
Love Purge! Definitely a great read! 😊
Vader gave the Jedi the Padmé treatment
Vader: "I need no saber, only my mits!!!!
Goddamn Chad.
Guess it’s not that good
Vader’s lightsaber gets shorted out:
Vader: “You just made your death significantly more painful.”
Jedi: Yes! Harder🥵
Bro wtf
Me: "cortosis"
Literally right after: Was called the "Cortosis Blade"
Yea, disabling Vader’s lightsaber only made him mad.
Jedi don't get terrified. They control their emotions.
Palptine: this weapon is your life young Vader
Vader: lightsaber get shortened
Vader: what am I gonna do and talking with hands
Vader: accidentally force chokes her to death
Vaders reaction to the cortosis blade was pretty much just “huh neat. I’m going to break your neck now”
I've always wondered, why didn't Vader just choke everyone to begin with
i think really because a lot of jedi can tolerate or block it to a point so it’s not an instakill as soon as the fight starts, or plot armor because we all love seeing vader fight. lightsaber skills so clean
Because chop = fun
Best 3 words ever
“Without your lightsaber, you’re defenseless!” She confidently told the 7ft tall cybernetic Space Wizard.
Remember, switching to your fists is faster than fixing your lightsaber.
I absolutely hate how ppl make these vids based off 1 small part of a one off story.
we all saw that ending from a mile away lol 😂
How does a lightsaber shorted out??
The first thing to remember is that lightsabers aren't hot. Think of how close Jedi tend to hold them to their faces. If it can melt through blast doors, it can light their eyebrows on fire from a few feet away.
Only the inside of a lightsaber is hot. A lightsaber is plasma surrounded by a forcefield designed to keep all of the heat inside. solid objects pass through the field much in the same way that a TIE Fighter can fly through the forcefield in a hangar while the air stays inside (removing the need for an airlock).
Cortosis ore messes with the magnetic field that the emitter matrix of a lightsaber projects to contain the plasma of the blade, activating the failsafes that short out the lightsaber (in lieu of in exploding in a superheated ball of plasma).
The cortosis doesn't have to block plasma, it just has to affect the forcefield. Any material with a property that keeps it from passing through that forcefield can block a lightsaber.
@@user-vr5zk9ox8dI think it's funny that some folks ask why doesn't the lightsaber burn everything just for someone who knows lightsabers like me(but not a ton) to say if it was sun hot since it's a plasma it would ignite the atmosphere the moment user clicked it on
@@alexpena4091I mean Star Wars is a galactic civilization, meaning they are at least Type II so they def have shit that makes no sense to us given we’re like a Type 0.76 or something. What doesn’t make sense to us in our current civilization category would make sense to a civilization as advanced as they are. Think about it, someone from the 1700s would view us (our current civilization) as literal gods. They’d worship us.
They’d think our airplanes would be silver dragons. They’d think our ability to know and predict the weather down to the hour is that of a God. We put humans on the Moon, and to them they’d think we come from the heavens. The very fact we have people currently orbiting the planet in space would blow their minds but to US it’s just rocket science and astronauts on a space station w EVA suits. You get what I’m saying?
@@alexpena4091 welp its beskar
Jedi: HAHA what are withou-*choke crack*
Vader: You Seem to forget am a *#&ing Cyborg.
vader the goat
the lightsaber from the thumbnail looks like it was made in hollow knight
Subtle 😂
"Choke me harder Darth Daddy "
"STOP MAKING THIS AWKWARD
I want that weapon
Lightsaber: goes out.
Vader: "well now we have to do this the hard way. Square up."
*Sounds of a Jedi being beaten to death with the bare hands of a nearly 7 foot tall cyborg with the strongest force powers the galaxy has ever seen.*
Bultar swan dropped the ball.
Vader: "Oh no! Without my lightsaber, there is nothing I can-... Wait a minute, my signature move doesn't even need a lightsaber."
That’s wild I dig that ❤
a litteral minigun lightsaber
Who can we trust with the most powerful saber in the galaxy? Some gay chick who gets choked out. Not even force chokes. The darkside is by far superior.
Not a unique weapon. Cortosis is a material in the EU. It's very hard to work with, so most cortosis blades just resist lightsabers.
*lightsaber shortcuts*
Vader: aw dang it oh wait yeah *force chokes jedi*
“Even Darth Vader had a hard tome against it” Lol. Just, lmao
I know that this blade isn't in George's starwars because of the dark saber. He wanted the mandalorians to have a strong weapon that could stand against the Lightsabers, but not to be a nirmal sword, spear etc. As it isn't "Star Warsish" enough. So he invented the Darksaber.
This is Vaders best comic where he kills like 7 Jedi
Vader: That lightsaber was actually for YOUR protection.
(lighsaber shorts out)
"Show me a good time Jack!"
"left him useless for a few minutes"
Ah yes, the nearly 7 foot tall super strong cyborg space wizard with light saber resistant armor is now useless.
Cortosis was a mineral which I think got first introduced in a Timothy Zahn novel. After that, it got named dropped in the old Knights of the Old Republic game by Bioware; it was in the description of some swords as a way to justify them being used against lightsabers and not getting instantly melted. Despite Cortosis being strongly rooted in the Legends sources, it gets used quite a lot in newer stories.
Bro was like "oh so my saber may not work but I've been thinking of this new technique, FUCKING NECK GRAB" and here we are
Vader really hit the “Show me a good time Jack!” ahh response to being disarmed of his weapon
I actually forgot about this. I keep finding out cool things about Star Wars.
"Well done on shorting out my lightsaber" "Unfortunately for you however, I'm Darth Vader."
Anyone remember the Kyber Saber from that random LEGO series? You know, the first lightsaber, the one that TERRIFIED it's first user because he ACCIDENTALLY cut through a MOON?!
Dart Vader be like " So you've chosen death by my hands "
My grandpa bought me this exact replica sword for my birthday when i was little there was a button that would push a metal latch that let it unsheath the blade was perfectly balanced with the handle and the blade itself was super polished and flexible. It was 100 dollars online back then many years ago.
Vader without his lightsaber is like Doom Slayer out of ammo 💀
Even without his saber I'm pretty sure a 7 foot tall cyborg space wizard wasnt rendered "useless".
Quite literally that moment where you Disarm the Boss, thinking you've improved your chances, then the music ramps up...
👁️👄👁️
Man, Vader really said “I don’t need a lightsaber to fucking kill you” 🤣🤣🤣
"Cortosis removal unit, stand by to board transport ship"
"Affirmative commander, cortosis removal team standing by"
"Oh no. I'm unarmed.. whatever will i do?"
*literally chokes out the jedi with his bare hands*
Gave her the Padmae special