Why Did This Sword TERRIFY Lightsaber Users?

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  • @spobsquare
    @spobsquare 4 місяці тому +14492

    Darth Vader: Ah man, my lightsaber got shorted out, Obi wan’s gonna kill me…..oh wait right, *Force chokes jedi*

    • @Gargolie1
      @Gargolie1 4 місяці тому +271

      My exact thoughts lol

    • @alricweng
      @alricweng 4 місяці тому +543

      not even force choke, he just uses his hand

    • @ryanirsyd07
      @ryanirsyd07 4 місяці тому +200

      ​@@alricwengwhat hand?
      Edit: ofc I know his using he uses his hand to choke her. I only wanna make a joke about him losing his limbs.

    • @scientistmilorad9735
      @scientistmilorad9735 4 місяці тому +61

      ​@@ryanirsyd07 his left hand... You can see it in the picture

    • @TheXenith
      @TheXenith 4 місяці тому +54

      He was mentioning the fact that he has no hand. He saw the robot hand too.

  • @N1GHTM4R3W0LF
    @N1GHTM4R3W0LF 4 місяці тому +5912

    *Jedi shortcuts Lightsaber*
    Vader: "Oh no... Anyways"

  • @Atomus242
    @Atomus242 4 місяці тому +4662

    Vader when he loses his light saber: "This is where the fun begins!"

  • @TwitchArchLycan
    @TwitchArchLycan 4 місяці тому +1880

    Vader really said, “The lightsaber is for mercy, not for success”

    • @leovillant768
      @leovillant768 4 місяці тому +21

      Lmao true tho

    • @amias8828
      @amias8828 4 місяці тому +13

      Such an underrated comment xd

    • @jamesrussels7766
      @jamesrussels7766 4 місяці тому +30

      I would not lie I would infinitely rather go against Vader with the saber than without it, with it I just get cut apart in seconds, nice and clean, without it, who knows what he does?

    • @amias8828
      @amias8828 4 місяці тому +9

      @jamesrussels7766 You don't wanna piss Vader off. If he's really mad at u death would be a mercy

    • @abgmurrell4074
      @abgmurrell4074 4 місяці тому +7

      Damn that line hits hard
      Nice one lmao

  • @Darth_Darion66
    @Darth_Darion66 4 місяці тому +4516

    That Jedi forgot that without his blade, Darth Vader still is an angry 2 meters cyborg with super powers

    • @dancooke8811
      @dancooke8811 4 місяці тому

      I don't blame Anakin for being that angry 😤....I would be too if someone chopped my dick off!

    • @TVmantitan779
      @TVmantitan779 4 місяці тому +97

      Yeah. Once you short circuit his suit...Thats when you win

    • @Darth_Darion66
      @Darth_Darion66 4 місяці тому +182

      @@TVmantitan779 nah, that just will make him angrier and would use the force to kill you and survive for a time

    • @RaptorJesus
      @RaptorJesus 4 місяці тому +185

      @@TVmantitan779 That's been tried. All it does is make him angry. "All I am surrounded by is fear. And dead men."

    • @toastmaster914
      @toastmaster914 4 місяці тому +43

      His suit is almost useless. He has to use the force to move

  • @scientistmilorad9735
    @scientistmilorad9735 4 місяці тому +8999

    Darth Vader: Oh no I am no longer a 6'7" tall, black cyborg with armour, superhuman strenght, ability to lift and throw things in the air at my command, with a light saber... Im now just a 6'7" tall, black cyborg with armour, superhuman strenght, and ability to lift and throw things in the air at my command but without a lightsaber, what am I gonna do???

    • @peak3369
      @peak3369 4 місяці тому +404

      that's true but remember he was still super defensless cuz how slow he was but was still offensive

    • @HarmonicVector
      @HarmonicVector 4 місяці тому +290

      I mean, he's basically a Star Wars evil RoboCop. He still walks slow as shit.

    • @dokutah7374
      @dokutah7374 4 місяці тому +202

      @@HarmonicVectorhe’s slow sure, but his reflexes are good enough to dodge attacks from masters and other jedi/sith if he doesn’t have a lightsaber on hand
      Though in this case he could’ve probably just brute forced his way to choke her since her sword isn’t gonna bisect him like a lightsaber or the like would, not that that has stopped him from straight up tanking sabers before

    • @__skillz
      @__skillz 4 місяці тому +80

      *African American cyborg

    • @thosemerc3113
      @thosemerc3113 4 місяці тому

      He's a crippled, depressed, fat (because he doesn't actually move with his limbs) man. The glazing is unreal.

  • @thetheory6159
    @thetheory6159 4 місяці тому +364

    Vader's saber shorts out
    Vader : You just made your own death much, much more painful.

  • @alunghelna3753
    @alunghelna3753 4 місяці тому +795

    General Grievous:
    "that sword will be a fine addition to my collection"
    😅😂🤣

    • @LordBonesaw
      @LordBonesaw 4 місяці тому +22

      We would of understood without you telling us his name!!

    • @Puddingskin01
      @Puddingskin01 4 місяці тому +11

      It breaks his collection:

    • @housel9352
      @housel9352 3 місяці тому +4

      I can only imagine the carnage that grevious would've caused with this sword

    • @ameliakyle7054
      @ameliakyle7054 3 місяці тому +1

      @@housel9352 Imagine Grevious with Lightsaber Whips XD

  • @theCantinafan
    @theCantinafan 4 місяці тому +769

    Vader didn't struggle. He just choked her and took her blade.

    • @Technoanima
      @Technoanima 4 місяці тому +29

      And then he never used it again.

    • @N13J
      @N13J 3 місяці тому +25

      @@TechnoanimaVader: “meh I don’t need this op shit, I prefer my saber red and fashionable”

    • @Carsu12
      @Carsu12 3 місяці тому +24

      ​@@Technoanima when you think about it, its not really that useful for Vader. It's pretty much a normal ass sword that disables lightsabers, but other than that, it's less powerful in every way. And he never needed things like that to be successful to begin with.

    • @shadowmetroid18
      @shadowmetroid18 3 місяці тому +7

      Yeah... "left him useless" Vader immediately laughed and snapped her neck.

    • @theCantinafan
      @theCantinafan 3 місяці тому +1

      @@shadowmetroid18 Exactly. She did nothing but surprise him for like a second.

  • @thecommentguy9380
    @thecommentguy9380 4 місяці тому +110

    Vader really said "i dont need a weapon when i AM the weapon"

  • @corruptangel6793
    @corruptangel6793 4 місяці тому +1609

    "Left him useless." he immediately took the blade from her, killed her, and proceeded to use it on the other Jedi, even killing one with it.
    Not only was Vader not rendered helpless, but he was not afraid of the weapon either, saying, "Since I require a weapon, I shall take yours." Before proceeding to snap her neck with his free hand.

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 4 місяці тому +114

      Thanks to his pain-inducing suit, he was too pissed to be afraid and skipped to plan B

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 4 місяці тому +48

      @theguybehindyou4762 "pain-inducing suit?"
      She neutralized hus lightsaber, so without missing a beat, he used the force to pull her towards him, took the dagger, made the comment I gave, and snapped her neck before moving on. There's no "skipping to plan B." She disarmed him, so he responded accordingly.

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 4 місяці тому +53

      @@corruptangel6793 I mean he wasn't even phased by the disadvantage and reacted quickly.
      Was wasted when I posted, so maybe I typed it wrong.

    • @angelr194
      @angelr194 4 місяці тому +50

      ​@@corruptangel6793 it's known that the sensor probes in Vader's suit make him feel constant pain as they penetrate his charred flesh.

    • @NayuzAqua
      @NayuzAqua 4 місяці тому +20

      ​@@corruptangel6793 Palps made the suit to inflict pain in him and make him angry all the time.

  • @JeremiahWickles-in4sr
    @JeremiahWickles-in4sr 4 місяці тому +27

    Bro didnt even force choke her He took that personally had to go with straight hands😂

  • @ayashinightcore8282
    @ayashinightcore8282 4 місяці тому +245

    I swear it sounds like Jedi and sith just... Forget they have telekinesis? Like oh no you shorted out my lightsaber *snaps their neck*

    • @Ethio_YT
      @Ethio_YT 4 місяці тому +5

      Fr😂

    • @urzakarn9782
      @urzakarn9782 4 місяці тому +30

      It's an annoying factor. I always wondered why Obi didn't just force push General Grevous's (sorry if I spelled that wrong) heart. Would have been much easier than how the fight actually went down.

    • @dokutah7374
      @dokutah7374 4 місяці тому +30

      ⁠@@urzakarn9782because he couldn’t, his heart for the most part was protected by his armor and other systems
      Force pushes also aren’t usually aimed at something specific and are just pushing everything in the general direction, so a force push is pushing Grievous’ in general (which he is greatly resistant to cuz of his claws)
      The only person who could take advantage of Grievous heart being exposed is Mace Windu, which he has done to great affect albeit not managing to deal enough damage to kill him

    • @Plazmasoldier
      @Plazmasoldier 4 місяці тому +17

      @@urzakarn9782 Like the other guy said, they can’t really pick out a particular target too easily. Windu however basically crushed Grievous’. chest with the force in the clone wars series from 2003 which gave him his permanent cough. Might not be the same in canon though since the series was cut out despite being absolutely awesome.

    • @Eshtian
      @Eshtian 4 місяці тому +12

      ​@@dokutah7374Still, any use of the force would have worked.
      The mini series had his strategy from start correct. Intimidating, fear, and speed.
      On even ground, he's an easy target to anyone capable of lifting him.

  • @rinnnnnnnnnnrin
    @rinnnnnnnnnnrin 4 місяці тому +135

    "Neat trick, ever seen this one?"

  • @XxKnightfallx_caedus
    @XxKnightfallx_caedus 4 місяці тому +124

    Me: *using the corstioss blade*
    Every Jedi and sith: Our lightsabers are not working, HE’S CHEATiNG, HE’S CHEATING!!!!

    • @Майкрофт-х5й
      @Майкрофт-х5й 4 місяці тому +25

      *Palpatene
      - Oh no... Anyway.
      *Charges the blade with 1 teravatt of Electricity.

    • @urzakarn9782
      @urzakarn9782 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Майкрофт-х5й "UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!"

    • @fatere
      @fatere 4 місяці тому +9

      The jedi: I was lagging! LAGGING!

    • @StarWarsLoreGuide
      @StarWarsLoreGuide 4 місяці тому +7

      "Oh no! What am I gonna do without a lightsaber? Oh wait, I have telekinesis"
      *Force Chokes*

    • @Douio
      @Douio 4 місяці тому

      ​@@fatere 😂

  • @StompDeni42
    @StompDeni42 4 місяці тому +135

    Sometimes I don't even know why Vader bothers with using his lightsaber. He could win most fights only using force powers.

    • @komikbookgeek
      @komikbookgeek 4 місяці тому +32

      Habit, drama.

    • @Ishane37
      @Ishane37 4 місяці тому +53

      How else is bro supposed to have fun

    • @StompDeni42
      @StompDeni42 4 місяці тому +29

      @@Ishane37 Yeah, that's what I also thought. The guy is simply entertaining himself.

    • @StompDeni42
      @StompDeni42 4 місяці тому +25

      @@komikbookgeek Well... Yeah, he barely used force powers as Anakin, he waaay much into dueling. It makes sense.

    • @komikbookgeek
      @komikbookgeek 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@StompDeni42 that's not true at all. Anakin was constantly using the Force, even at stupid things. Like it's all over his time with Padmé, his combat style, his piloting, etc.

  • @brianmoyachiuz905
    @brianmoyachiuz905 4 місяці тому +147

    Corrotosis blade: disables lightsaber
    Vader: Oh no... oh, wait, the force, duh

    • @ChangerOfNames
      @ChangerOfNames 4 місяці тому +1

      He just straight up choked her with his hands

    • @cphtfluke7565
      @cphtfluke7565 4 місяці тому

      The Force? I'm sure you meant to say The Dark Side.

    • @SoulKingBK
      @SoulKingBK 3 місяці тому +1

      @@cphtfluke7565 THE DARK SIDE IS INCLUDED IN THE FORCE SMART ONE! It is literally the dark side of the force

  • @moeintaherkhani7289
    @moeintaherkhani7289 4 місяці тому +45

    Even terrifying is terrified of Vader

    • @urzakarn9782
      @urzakarn9782 4 місяці тому +7

      And no one can blame Fear itself for fearing Vader. When he really wanted to be, Vader was practically invincible.

  • @bipolarbear7337
    @bipolarbear7337 4 місяці тому +33

    "Bipity bopity, your sword is now my property!"
    - Vader, probably

  • @ashlyncake
    @ashlyncake 4 місяці тому +42

    Bet she really thought she could take down vader with that, completely forgot his force power is just vastly superior.. no other way around.

  • @vicentegarcia6400
    @vicentegarcia6400 4 місяці тому +156

    Darth Vader: *proceeds to choke the Jedi.*
    Jedi: "Daddy?"
    Darth Vader: 😶

    • @Sir_Al03
      @Sir_Al03 4 місяці тому +45

      Vader: No
      *Proceeds to choke menacingly*

    • @andrews9015
      @andrews9015 4 місяці тому +15

      I mean, Vader is father sooooo..

    • @braydenpage1808
      @braydenpage1808 4 місяці тому +18

      Proceeds to kill even more painfully because the memories of Anakin almost being a father are too painful.

    • @theworstcatholic7247
      @theworstcatholic7247 4 місяці тому +8

      @@Sir_Al03 Vader: No.
      *Crack*

    • @grizzlyowlbear3538
      @grizzlyowlbear3538 4 місяці тому +3

      "Not again!"

  • @ГеоргиАтанасов-ч2м
    @ГеоргиАтанасов-ч2м 4 місяці тому +40

    Vader is just him

    • @Ethio_YT
      @Ethio_YT 4 місяці тому

      😂

    • @leocheung8860
      @leocheung8860 4 місяці тому +1

      he was supposed to destroy them not join them

  • @Captain_Juice
    @Captain_Juice 3 місяці тому +5

    Vader really said,"COME HERE BOI!"

  • @coolcaleb9939
    @coolcaleb9939 4 місяці тому +39

    Jedi: ha ha, your blade shorted out
    Darth Vader: be glad I don’t have to youngling slayer 9000

  • @juanemarek
    @juanemarek 4 місяці тому +46

    Wonder what vader did with the sword.

    • @TheGamecoin
      @TheGamecoin 4 місяці тому +15

      Possibly Abandoned it like it never existed or either decided to keep it as a trophy like general grievous

    • @docomega7862
      @docomega7862 4 місяці тому +10

      From what I remember, he picks it up and kills a few jedi with it. Then I'm not sure, but he probably just kept it somewhere, but his lightsaber is more convenient to carry around 1nd more useful against everything except a lightsaber, so it's a better weapon anyway

    • @chrisschiralli5873
      @chrisschiralli5873 3 місяці тому

      He needs something to keep in his lava lair

  • @bobikala
    @bobikala 4 місяці тому +6

    Jedi brought a sword to a fist fight

  • @CB-THE-OG
    @CB-THE-OG 4 місяці тому +22

    I always feel like Vader just choking someone not with the force but with his robotic hand would be awesome asf like he did in A New Hope

  • @BubbleSlaya16
    @BubbleSlaya16 4 місяці тому +36

    Cortosis is really weak. It’s only strong when mixed with other metals as an allow. Cortosis on its own is known to be brittle. Mara Jade said that even a good shot from a blaster could break it

    • @IdontknowMyname-ip1rc
      @IdontknowMyname-ip1rc 4 місяці тому +4

      Funny because it was used by the republic during the days of the brotherhood of darkness. Cortosis was mainly for hulls for ships and armour for soldiers.

    • @IdontknowMyname-ip1rc
      @IdontknowMyname-ip1rc 4 місяці тому +3

      @@Zachary-rh4iu I guess we read the books and comics

    • @BubbleSlaya16
      @BubbleSlaya16 4 місяці тому +5

      @@Zachary-rh4iu books, comics, and video games. Problem is that most Star Wars lore isn’t canon. Cortosis being one of those things never mentioned in Canon

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 4 місяці тому +2

      Totally should have worked with Mandolorians to make Cortosis coated Beskar sword, would be possibly the best version of such a sword, or even better if you made it a Vibrosword

    • @BubbleSlaya16
      @BubbleSlaya16 4 місяці тому +1

      @@UNSCPILOT during the old republic cortosis vibroblades were used. The problem is that as an alloy it now has other metals that don’t block lightsabers. Pure Beskar will always be stronger than any type of alloy

  • @lucaswilson212
    @lucaswilson212 4 місяці тому +17

    And the flicker blade that turns on and off rapidly at random intervals making the blade impossible to guard against and unpredictable.

    • @darthbane5357
      @darthbane5357 4 місяці тому

      And stupid

    • @TheSeth256
      @TheSeth256 4 місяці тому +4

      Huh? That would also mean you can't reliably block with it if it's random and be useless.

    • @lucaswilson212
      @lucaswilson212 4 місяці тому +2

      @TheSeth256 You are fighting with it. You know you can't block with it, so you don't, and you make your style something to work around that. Simple. It's a real blade in starwars and was quite powerful in use. Check it out.

    • @TheSeth256
      @TheSeth256 4 місяці тому +5

      @@lucaswilson212 One of the reasons lightsabers were so powerful was the ability to block and deflect ranged attacks, which this weapon cannot do. I'd see it as a lethal assassination weapon, but other than that not very useful since you'd just die to any attack.

    • @lucaswilson212
      @lucaswilson212 4 місяці тому

      @TheSeth256 It would still be on for like 99% of the time, and you could still deflect a blaster bolt. Just don't stand where the bolt would hit you still if for that sliver of a chance it wouldn't deflect. Against sabers you could still guard and it would give you the advantage as you could have a stance that puts you out of harms way if you go against someone that puts pressure on a cross between sabers and you would know and they wouldn't so you would just have the idea and movements that you could follow through. The "weaknesses" you state are either null or can play as strengths if used right. I think you misunderstand. the blade is basically always on. When it turns off, it's only for a fraction of a second, just enough to get through a guard. You can easily use it for all other loght Saber uses.

  • @Positive.Editzz
    @Positive.Editzz 4 місяці тому +37

    He gave her the padme treatment

    • @Ethio_YT
      @Ethio_YT 4 місяці тому +4

      Lol

    • @tandava-089
      @tandava-089 4 місяці тому +5

      lol. you win XD

    • @urzakarn9782
      @urzakarn9782 4 місяці тому +3

      Oooph. Accurate, but no doubt Vader would end you for daring to compare anyone to Padme.

  • @Barbraphillips3728
    @Barbraphillips3728 4 місяці тому +21

    PALPATINE’S FACE AT THE START I CANT😭

  • @jerrylou9285
    @jerrylou9285 4 місяці тому +38

    Imagine Anakin Skywalker using it, he will have full potential.

    • @urzakarn9782
      @urzakarn9782 4 місяці тому +2

      Would have absolutely spanked every other force user if he had that blade.

    • @jerrylou9285
      @jerrylou9285 4 місяці тому +2

      @@urzakarn9782 And would defeat Obi-Wan and rule galaxy, but will throw Palpatine again

    • @prodb4sed382
      @prodb4sed382 4 місяці тому

      ah yes, switching from a plasma blade able to cut anything and deflect blaster bolts to a katana that can deactivate a single very specific piece of technology surely would've given anakin a huge powerspike

  • @term1nat1on
    @term1nat1on 4 місяці тому +20

    fisticuffs vader is peak

  • @docelectro244
    @docelectro244 4 місяці тому +27

    Calling Vader useless with out a saber was your first mistake he's never useless you just won't die as quick

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 4 місяці тому

      Unless you manage to knock his prosthetics offline and stun him your probably scooped no matter what

  • @AngelsandWolves1
    @AngelsandWolves1 4 місяці тому +13

    Now imagine a Jedi who mastered all seven forms of lightsaber combat (I'm counting Vaapad here since Juyo is forbidden) and uses this specifically for Jar Kai dual blade fencing. Dangerous

    • @Mant111
      @Mant111 4 місяці тому

      That wouldn't be the Jedi way

  • @Elijah_Elias
    @Elijah_Elias 4 місяці тому +14

    Vader’s resilience is insane. The dude gets cut by a blade that could short out a lightsaber and just gets more mad to the point he chokes out the wielder.

  • @PatrickWentzell-jd9gq
    @PatrickWentzell-jd9gq 4 місяці тому +8

    Vader : " domo origoto
    Mr roboto domo beep beep domo . "

  • @tonyspro
    @tonyspro 4 місяці тому +2

    Vader: “unfortunately for you, HATE”

  • @dagreetpapirusmusic9163
    @dagreetpapirusmusic9163 4 місяці тому +17

    Lmfao he just choked her brute force

  • @Louie-WanKenobi-og4rk
    @Louie-WanKenobi-og4rk 4 місяці тому +14

    Darth Vader: I fear no man, but that thing it scares me.

  • @TheNewOrder-DaysOfConflict
    @TheNewOrder-DaysOfConflict 4 місяці тому +11

    Imagine Vader grabbed that saber and decided to use it...

  • @MasterKcoop
    @MasterKcoop 4 місяці тому +2

    Darth Vader: oh no! … well anyways

  • @garethalford682
    @garethalford682 4 місяці тому +19

    Darth Vader: You’ve Made Your Last Mistake Starts Choking the Female Jedi : Oh Harder Daddy . Darth Vader: 😶

    • @etherealbladerx8153
      @etherealbladerx8153 4 місяці тому +4

      😂😂😂😂 I swear that's what it looks like and not the dorkly one

    • @andrews9015
      @andrews9015 4 місяці тому +4

      He got flashbacks if padme in bed

  • @g.guardian8144
    @g.guardian8144 2 місяці тому +1

    🤣 Darth Vader said "oh my light saber
    ... Catch these hands then" 😂

  • @ZorgetaSeven
    @ZorgetaSeven 4 місяці тому +11

    I don't know how a sword could destroy a litteral laser

    • @SoloAnima1
      @SoloAnima1 4 місяці тому +5

      It’s just turns it off, also they aren’t lasers, it’s just plasma and a gravitational field generator that’s made to affect the blade specifically

    • @ZorgetaSeven
      @ZorgetaSeven 4 місяці тому

      ​@@SoloAnima1 OK thanks

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 4 місяці тому +1

      It's explained that the Cortosis creates a feedback loop, which can cause lightsaber blades to temporarily short out

    • @ryanblanch2764
      @ryanblanch2764 4 місяці тому +2

      Well… I know they say it’s a laser sword, but as someone who actually uses and studies lasers daily, light doesn’t behave that way. It acts more like trapped plasma. Lightsabers don’t even ignite all that fast after all and the blaster bolts aren’t made of light either. They act similarly to lightsabers though.

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 4 місяці тому

      ​@@ryanblanch2764well, If I remember right, Child Anakin was one of the ones to say that, and he was living in the galactic rim as a slave so his education may have been suspect, at least in that case, I'm drawing a blank on other instances

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow 2 місяці тому +1

    "Ha ha you dont have a lightsaber!"
    **sudden realization**
    "oh no you dont have a lightsaber!"

  • @KratosAurionPlays
    @KratosAurionPlays 4 місяці тому +30

    So he just used his hand to choke her instead of the force?

    • @rmodyssey
      @rmodyssey 4 місяці тому +6

      Force users can use the force to defend against force attacks, which is why most of the time they just dual until they can find an opening.

    • @haystackbill6187
      @haystackbill6187 4 місяці тому

      ​@@rmodyssey*duel

  • @showmesomethingrandom4163
    @showmesomethingrandom4163 Місяць тому +1

    vader losing his lightsaber and choking her to death really reminds me of when you get rid of sam's muramasa in metal gear rising and he just beats the hell out of you instead

  • @uuu12343
    @uuu12343 4 місяці тому +7

    "Mom I want the force!"
    Mom: We have the force at home
    The force at home:

  • @erinmutchler3612
    @erinmutchler3612 4 місяці тому +2

    That comic was one of my favorites growing up

    • @VadersOrder
      @VadersOrder  4 місяці тому

      Love Purge! Definitely a great read! 😊

  • @adamd5849
    @adamd5849 4 місяці тому +6

    Vader gave the Jedi the Padmé treatment

  • @urzakarn9782
    @urzakarn9782 4 місяці тому +1

    Vader: "I need no saber, only my mits!!!!
    Goddamn Chad.

  • @chops4986
    @chops4986 4 місяці тому +10

    Guess it’s not that good

  • @RandomGuy-nm9eu
    @RandomGuy-nm9eu 4 місяці тому

    Vader’s lightsaber gets shorted out:
    Vader: “You just made your death significantly more painful.”

  • @Custodian_of_the_Emperor
    @Custodian_of_the_Emperor 4 місяці тому +17

    Jedi: Yes! Harder🥵

  • @Zephrixv
    @Zephrixv 2 місяці тому +1

    Me: "cortosis"
    Literally right after: Was called the "Cortosis Blade"

  • @migueltoledo1884
    @migueltoledo1884 4 місяці тому +12

    Yea, disabling Vader’s lightsaber only made him mad.

  • @Qui-Dad-Jinn
    @Qui-Dad-Jinn 3 місяці тому +1

    Jedi don't get terrified. They control their emotions.

  • @AnakinSkywalker-qe2rk
    @AnakinSkywalker-qe2rk 4 місяці тому +6

    Palptine: this weapon is your life young Vader
    Vader: lightsaber get shortened
    Vader: what am I gonna do and talking with hands
    Vader: accidentally force chokes her to death

  • @geraldtucker6952
    @geraldtucker6952 3 місяці тому

    Vaders reaction to the cortosis blade was pretty much just “huh neat. I’m going to break your neck now”

  • @technopathic7597
    @technopathic7597 4 місяці тому +9

    I've always wondered, why didn't Vader just choke everyone to begin with

    • @thomjan8420
      @thomjan8420 4 місяці тому +6

      i think really because a lot of jedi can tolerate or block it to a point so it’s not an instakill as soon as the fight starts, or plot armor because we all love seeing vader fight. lightsaber skills so clean

    • @kava808v
      @kava808v 4 місяці тому +2

      Because chop = fun

    • @TherealNinjaworm
      @TherealNinjaworm 4 місяці тому +1

      Best 3 words ever

  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 4 місяці тому

    “Without your lightsaber, you’re defenseless!” She confidently told the 7ft tall cybernetic Space Wizard.

  • @Cheese_leader19
    @Cheese_leader19 4 місяці тому +2

    Remember, switching to your fists is faster than fixing your lightsaber.

  • @BigSmoce
    @BigSmoce 4 місяці тому +6

    I absolutely hate how ppl make these vids based off 1 small part of a one off story.

  • @Shimeih
    @Shimeih 2 місяці тому +1

    we all saw that ending from a mile away lol 😂

  • @kevin-2.1
    @kevin-2.1 4 місяці тому +8

    How does a lightsaber shorted out??

    • @user-vr5zk9ox8d
      @user-vr5zk9ox8d 4 місяці тому +20

      The first thing to remember is that lightsabers aren't hot. Think of how close Jedi tend to hold them to their faces. If it can melt through blast doors, it can light their eyebrows on fire from a few feet away.
      Only the inside of a lightsaber is hot. A lightsaber is plasma surrounded by a forcefield designed to keep all of the heat inside. solid objects pass through the field much in the same way that a TIE Fighter can fly through the forcefield in a hangar while the air stays inside (removing the need for an airlock).
      Cortosis ore messes with the magnetic field that the emitter matrix of a lightsaber projects to contain the plasma of the blade, activating the failsafes that short out the lightsaber (in lieu of in exploding in a superheated ball of plasma).
      The cortosis doesn't have to block plasma, it just has to affect the forcefield. Any material with a property that keeps it from passing through that forcefield can block a lightsaber.

    • @alexpena4091
      @alexpena4091 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@user-vr5zk9ox8dI think it's funny that some folks ask why doesn't the lightsaber burn everything just for someone who knows lightsabers like me(but not a ton) to say if it was sun hot since it's a plasma it would ignite the atmosphere the moment user clicked it on

    • @xXtuscanator22Xx
      @xXtuscanator22Xx 4 місяці тому

      @@alexpena4091I mean Star Wars is a galactic civilization, meaning they are at least Type II so they def have shit that makes no sense to us given we’re like a Type 0.76 or something. What doesn’t make sense to us in our current civilization category would make sense to a civilization as advanced as they are. Think about it, someone from the 1700s would view us (our current civilization) as literal gods. They’d worship us.
      They’d think our airplanes would be silver dragons. They’d think our ability to know and predict the weather down to the hour is that of a God. We put humans on the Moon, and to them they’d think we come from the heavens. The very fact we have people currently orbiting the planet in space would blow their minds but to US it’s just rocket science and astronauts on a space station w EVA suits. You get what I’m saying?

    • @vilandrajohansson6915
      @vilandrajohansson6915 4 місяці тому

      ​@@alexpena4091 welp its beskar

  • @Someonehahaha
    @Someonehahaha 3 місяці тому +1

    Jedi: HAHA what are withou-*choke crack*
    Vader: You Seem to forget am a *#&ing Cyborg.

  • @pentagonyx
    @pentagonyx 4 місяці тому +3

    vader the goat

  • @mega91795
    @mega91795 4 місяці тому +2

    the lightsaber from the thumbnail looks like it was made in hollow knight

  • @sequinglove_8347
    @sequinglove_8347 4 місяці тому +7

    Subtle 😂

  • @urzakarn9782
    @urzakarn9782 4 місяці тому +1

    "Choke me harder Darth Daddy "
    "STOP MAKING THIS AWKWARD

  • @mansoloraphyblacktemplar5908
    @mansoloraphyblacktemplar5908 4 місяці тому +3

    I want that weapon

  • @kishin901
    @kishin901 4 місяці тому +1

    Lightsaber: goes out.
    Vader: "well now we have to do this the hard way. Square up."
    *Sounds of a Jedi being beaten to death with the bare hands of a nearly 7 foot tall cyborg with the strongest force powers the galaxy has ever seen.*

  • @sebastianwhiteside5995
    @sebastianwhiteside5995 4 місяці тому +3

    Bultar swan dropped the ball.

  • @lonelyshpee7873
    @lonelyshpee7873 День тому

    Vader: "Oh no! Without my lightsaber, there is nothing I can-... Wait a minute, my signature move doesn't even need a lightsaber."

  • @anishnaidu2621
    @anishnaidu2621 4 місяці тому +4

    That’s wild I dig that ❤

  • @Fakeybee
    @Fakeybee 4 місяці тому +1

    a litteral minigun lightsaber

  • @Jasonarmijo
    @Jasonarmijo 4 місяці тому +6

    Who can we trust with the most powerful saber in the galaxy? Some gay chick who gets choked out. Not even force chokes. The darkside is by far superior.

    • @HimeDelia
      @HimeDelia 4 місяці тому

      Not a unique weapon. Cortosis is a material in the EU. It's very hard to work with, so most cortosis blades just resist lightsabers.

  • @Tomboy-x4
    @Tomboy-x4 3 місяці тому

    *lightsaber shortcuts*
    Vader: aw dang it oh wait yeah *force chokes jedi*

  • @grimm9931
    @grimm9931 2 місяці тому

    “Even Darth Vader had a hard tome against it” Lol. Just, lmao

  • @MehralsvierZeilnelesne
    @MehralsvierZeilnelesne 2 місяці тому +1

    I know that this blade isn't in George's starwars because of the dark saber. He wanted the mandalorians to have a strong weapon that could stand against the Lightsabers, but not to be a nirmal sword, spear etc. As it isn't "Star Warsish" enough. So he invented the Darksaber.

  • @NessDog311
    @NessDog311 4 місяці тому +1

    This is Vaders best comic where he kills like 7 Jedi

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight 3 місяці тому

    Vader: That lightsaber was actually for YOUR protection.

  • @lucaspaula16
    @lucaspaula16 4 місяці тому

    (lighsaber shorts out)
    "Show me a good time Jack!"

  • @ianyoder2537
    @ianyoder2537 4 місяці тому +1

    "left him useless for a few minutes"
    Ah yes, the nearly 7 foot tall super strong cyborg space wizard with light saber resistant armor is now useless.

  • @lordzaboem
    @lordzaboem 2 місяці тому

    Cortosis was a mineral which I think got first introduced in a Timothy Zahn novel. After that, it got named dropped in the old Knights of the Old Republic game by Bioware; it was in the description of some swords as a way to justify them being used against lightsabers and not getting instantly melted. Despite Cortosis being strongly rooted in the Legends sources, it gets used quite a lot in newer stories.

  • @jamitybamity
    @jamitybamity 4 місяці тому

    Bro was like "oh so my saber may not work but I've been thinking of this new technique, FUCKING NECK GRAB" and here we are

  • @blankname2445
    @blankname2445 4 місяці тому

    Vader really hit the “Show me a good time Jack!” ahh response to being disarmed of his weapon

  • @specteronhanu8694
    @specteronhanu8694 4 місяці тому +2

    I actually forgot about this. I keep finding out cool things about Star Wars.

  • @LiPolygon
    @LiPolygon 3 місяці тому

    "Well done on shorting out my lightsaber" "Unfortunately for you however, I'm Darth Vader."

  • @KIngFreg42
    @KIngFreg42 3 місяці тому +1

    Anyone remember the Kyber Saber from that random LEGO series? You know, the first lightsaber, the one that TERRIFIED it's first user because he ACCIDENTALLY cut through a MOON?!

  • @agentholmes369
    @agentholmes369 Місяць тому

    Dart Vader be like " So you've chosen death by my hands "

  • @JesseBalocca
    @JesseBalocca 3 місяці тому

    My grandpa bought me this exact replica sword for my birthday when i was little there was a button that would push a metal latch that let it unsheath the blade was perfectly balanced with the handle and the blade itself was super polished and flexible. It was 100 dollars online back then many years ago.

  • @akulla7805
    @akulla7805 2 місяці тому

    Vader without his lightsaber is like Doom Slayer out of ammo 💀

  • @brainwrongbarf
    @brainwrongbarf 4 місяці тому

    Even without his saber I'm pretty sure a 7 foot tall cyborg space wizard wasnt rendered "useless".

  • @-libertyprimev1-902
    @-libertyprimev1-902 4 місяці тому

    Quite literally that moment where you Disarm the Boss, thinking you've improved your chances, then the music ramps up...
    👁️👄👁️

  • @MigDonalds4235
    @MigDonalds4235 4 місяці тому

    Man, Vader really said “I don’t need a lightsaber to fucking kill you” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @epic-fictionalprojects4394
    @epic-fictionalprojects4394 4 місяці тому

    "Cortosis removal unit, stand by to board transport ship"
    "Affirmative commander, cortosis removal team standing by"

  • @zcgamerandreacts2762
    @zcgamerandreacts2762 4 місяці тому

    "Oh no. I'm unarmed.. whatever will i do?"
    *literally chokes out the jedi with his bare hands*

  • @MrLolsforlife
    @MrLolsforlife 4 місяці тому +1

    Gave her the Padmae special