honestly, u should do more smash marry kill videos. It's always interesting to think about who u would kill or whatever and it's just more fun compared to ur regular "smash or pass"
My friend is literally aroace, at this point it’s “don’t care” “marry” “kill, in detail, provide the plan, manage the resources, calculate likelihood of-“ and I’ve just given up on them at this point
The fact that there is a non zero chance that Dan hung conically, quite literally, wouldn’t know what to do because vidyadhara can’t reproduce is hilarious.
As someone who reads BL, I feel like Sunday would be the type of guy who manipulates you into staying with him forever, and is fully obsessed with you. Now that's a lot of red flags, but I like the color red.
Ah, someone who gets me. As much as I would love to kill Sunday, I've been reading fanfic on Tumblr and I've been on a kick of him being this manipulative control freak, even if you were in Robin's place. Mmmmmm so good.
@@wollywogholder3313I think he is lol. In the story it did mention that he enjoyed seeing people retreat in fear and also likes having control over people. So…. 😏
Imma marry sparkle cause “Sparkle would never give you up, Sparkle would never let you down or run around and hurt you” 👌 plus she is a shapeshifter so essentially I would have everyone by choosing her 🙌🤣
Nah ultimate marry will always and forever be Robin, but Topaz comes in very close second. Robin exuding pure Harmony energy as a wife is just peak, even over how adorable Topaz is. Plus, Topaz + Numby are a package deal respectfully, but I don't really care for Numby..
Mina has never really been able to escape the temptation of HSR characters, to the point where she posted on X about how she was "tempted" by the VA to pull their characters, this is so funny :)
Ultimate marry? Acheron. I just love her general design, but honestly, I could totally see myself spending hours discussing motivation and philosophy with her. Ultimate smash? Shit, uh... I think Silverwolf. She just seems like she'd be fun, but not an unhinged kind of fun like Sparkle would be.
Problem with Acheron is, she is on her way to become just like the other self-annihilators. The only color she still perceives is red and even that is slowly starting to fade. So the time with her is extremely limited
@@ineedalife6 Limited from her perspective. She managed to spend a handful of centuries on a planet helping all the dead fulfill their regrets, so I think time perspective might be a bit distorted.
"smash black swan" think about it even more, she's read memories of like thousands of people, meaning she got HELLA knowledge of the dirty and squirty.
I love these videos of yours! Here goes nothing: 1. Personally dislike all of them but if forced - marry Robin, smash Black Swan, eliminate Acheron. 2. Literally the reason why I started playing HSR and whaling is Aventurine. I owe this man my everything, so definitely marry yes yes. Sunday gives me the creeps so he's getting eliminated, and Ratio smashed in his bathtub or something. 3. Marry Blade, smash Kafka, eliminate Silver Wolf. 4. A 100% marry the General, I love that man. Smash Jingliu, eliminate Yukong. 5. Marry Bronya, smash Natasha, eliminate Seele. 6. Marry Gepard, smash Sampo, eliminate Luka (sorry buddy). 7. Marry Serval, smash Himeko, snap Tingyun's neck. 8. Marry Daniel, my first love. Smash Luocha (don't ask me why) and eliminate Welt granddaddy. 9. Marry Argenti, smash Topaz, play with Numby, eliminate the racist brat. 10. Marry Sam, smash Bootleg, eliminate Svarog. Ultimate marry: Aventurine
Ultimate marry sparkle hands down, I can't fix her but she's more than welcome to break me (also one smash isn't enough to explore all the crazy sh!t she's put you through, also I mean who tf can compare after being with a self cloning shape shifting hypnotist) Ultimate smash silverwolf cause yk it'd be a competition and there's no way it wouldn't be fun af Ultimate kill blade in the kindest of ways i feel so bad for him
Utimate marry: aventurine, topaz, asta, or anyone with shyt ton of money Ultimate smash: ratio, I feel like he'd degrage me so much and I get to play dum like "Dr where do babies come from" Ultimate kill: silver wolf or sparkle add in hook too
let’s do this 1. Smashing Black Swan, marrying Acheron, and killing Robin. Acheron just needs some Prevagen and we’re good. 2. Smashing Sunday, marrying Aventurine, killing Ratio. Platonic marriage, because I lean to the other team. 3. Smashing Blade, marrying Kafka, killing Silver Wolf. But instead of killing, we can game. 4. Smashing Yukong, marrying Jingliu, killing Jing Yuan. I so have a death wish- (Kill me, Cyyu. I dare you lmao) 5. Smashing Seele, marrying Natasha, killing Bronya. I am so sorry, Seele. 6. Smashing Luka, marrying Gepard, killing Sampo. Shampoo Koski gets on my nerves sometimes. 7. Smashing Himeko, marrying Serval, and…killing Tingyun. But I’d marry Himeko too if I could. 8. Smashing Dan Heng, marrying Welt, and killing Luocha. Luocha is sus af 9. Smashing Argenti, marrying Topaz, and killing Sparkle. I can hang out with Numby! 10. Smashing Boothill, marrying Sam, and killing Svarog. I know Sam. We love Sam. (AND WE KNOW WHO SAM IS.) anyways woot woot
Ultimate marry is Yukong. Most mature in my oppinion and then well adopt dr ratio just to annoy him. Ulti smash is serval.. an electrical rockstar is a childhood dream of mine.
My ultimate HSR headcanon is that Boothill has a detachable weenie and he keeps an entire collection of robo-weenies with various sizes and shapes on whatever he uses to sail around space. Yes, I'm a little ashamed for forming this thought. Yes, Boothill is my ultimate smash.
Ok, top choice for all 3 options. #1 Marry: Dan Heng. #1 Smash: Boothill (I'm curious how that'd work). And #1 K*ll: Is... Sunday. I'm sorry, but he sentenced poor Aventurine, Welt, and his own sister to death. And that made me furious.
Thank you mrs Koomax. Thankfully, I'm not the only one who thinks that firefly being sam, is the most weird and so unfitting thing in hsr. Like, blade kafka and silverwolf marketed him as a badass robot assassin, fire man who show no mercy to his prey, and it just disappeared all of a sudden into a cutie patootie waifu who guide children in an attraction park, so sad😞😞
Kinda expected Black Swan to be the ultimate SMASH lol First time i saw HSR trailer before release i thought to myself "damn this character is hot. I wonder if she's playable" then 1 year later finally got her banner
These are just off the top of my head so might be someone I’m forgetting but Ultimate smash: Gallagher or Sam (the robot) Ultimate marry: Dan Heng IL maybe? Idk Ultimate best friend: Robin my beloved (in a platonic way) Edit: Actually he slipped my mind before but I would definitely marry Dr Ratio, he’s so husband
Ultimate marry: Firefly (precious) Ultimate smash: Robin??? (every other option is TOO mommy or platonic to consider) Ultimate kill: Sparkle (strangle the gremlim)
Regarding the conversation about waving while not on camera, I work remotely and I do that all the time lol. I also talk with my hands at work. It’s a never ending cycle
i just love how in any hsr discussions like these, nobody ever considers bronya or seele as a 'waifu' or someone they are attracted to... it's like everyone just knows that they're for each other, so it'd be weird to lust for any one of them 😂😂
1: Kill Robin, Marry Acheron, Smash Black Swan 2: Marry Aventurine, Kill Ratio, Smash Sunday 3: Marry Silverwolf, Smash Kafka, Kill Blade 4: Marry Jing Yuan, Smash Yukong, Kill Jingliu 5: Marry Bronya, Smash Natasha, Kill Seele 6: Marry Gepard, Smash Luka, Kill Sampo (I like Sampo a lot but he’s more buddy material) 7: Marry Himeko, Smash Serval, Kill Tingyun 8: Uhhh I don’t want to do any options with Welt… Marry Dan Heng, Kill Luocha, technically Smash Welt but I don’t wanna 9: Marry Topaz, Smash Sparkle, Kill Argenti (I’m more into women than men so that was an easy choice) 10: Marry Svarog, if Sam equals Firefly then Smash Firefly and Kill Boothill but if it’s just Sam then Smash Boothill, Kill Sam Ultimate Marry: Dan Heng or Himeko Ultimate Smash: Black Swan
Alrighty 1. Marry Acheron (She's my reason to joining the game) , Smash Black Swan, Kill Robin (3pure5me) 2. Marry Aventurine (my Babygirl), Smashing Ratio (He can insult me as much as he wants), Killing Sunday (Control Freak) 3. Marry Silverwolf (Punk Gamer girl me like, Smash Kafka, Kill Bladie (He gets what he wants) 4. Marry Yukong (Foxo bias), Smash JY (He's incredibly hot + Lion as pet), Kill JL 5. This one is hard because I'd marry all of them buuuuuut Marry Bronya (This is supposed to be Seele's spot but: I really did not like Bronya at first, then I finished Belobog, then she keeps visiting the Express, then I played the Museum Event, and then I played the most recent story with Topaz, and oh my god I love her, I love her so much I love Bronya please keep visiting the Express), Smash Seele (Supposed to be marry, I love her design, I love her VA, Molly is an amazing person, buuuuut Bronya), Kill Natasha (I have no choice) 6. Marry Geppie (Who doesn't want a dependable man), Smash Sampo (One night stands every now and then), Kill Luka (We can do it in the Fight Club I'm sure that's what he wants) 7. Marry Himeko (She's mommy, what's not to love about her), Smash Serval (Great One night stands I'm sure), Kill Tingyun (She's already dead anyways) 8. Marry Welt (See Himeko but Daddy version), Smash Luocha, Kill Danny Boy (He's cute and all buuuuut) 9. Marry Sparkle (CALL ME A COMMIE BECAUSE I LOVE THEM RED FLAGS), Smash Topaz (Death to the IPC but damn their charas are hott), Kill Argenti (He'll compare me to Idrila ever waking moment anyways) 10. Marry SAM (For obvious reasons), Smash Boothill (There's gon be a snake in his robo ass soon), Kill Svarog (Not that I can anyways) Ultimate Marry: Bronya I love her, she's a very strong and resilient character, with a lot of responsibility as the Supreme Guardian of Belobog I will support her, help her out (I do the same work IRL anw), take her to the museum if she misses Cocolia, go to the Theater to help her destress if work gets too tough. I love her, I love Bronya Ultimate Smash: Black Swan I will patiently wait in line NO MATTER HOW LONG if it means getting on a one night stand with her
Minas gonna be made but I don't want smash or marry Robin 😭. My ultimate Marry is definitely Acheron and Smash is Black Swan (those hips and the things she could do to my mind 😫)
Thank you for watching and Mina for joining me!!
Download Honkai Star Rail and check out Robin in the 2.2 banner: hoyo.link/2K4iFXAL 🪐✨
honestly, u should do more smash marry kill videos. It's always interesting to think about who u would kill or whatever and it's just more fun compared to ur regular "smash or pass"
I’m upset because you lied to me…
R.I.P 😔
o7
Let’s get this to the top
Comment
He has appeared!!
Oh he found it XD
“I can fix her.”
- Koomaxx 2024
Remember: She can fix her - but not us :(
Also said black swan biggest regret of her life
@@evelynnewest7137I will succeed where Black Swan failed
Because if I die I'll take that as a win
alternatively:
I can fix her, but whatever is wrong with her is honestly way hotter.
Sure you can fix but whatever is wrong with her just makes her hotter.
not y'all passing around black swan like she's a blunt
LMAO
I'll take a hit after, her design is inticing.
To be fair, she's incorporeal, so TECHNICALLY everything's fine with regards to anything that could become problematic.
To be fair Black Swan is great one night stand material
Just as long as I’m in the rotation 😂😂😂😂
"Sunday has some spice"
Given the newest story update was released today...*the timing of this video and that comment*
lmaoo... SOME
would sunday like the pumpkin spice latte like those starbucks moms?
Sunday and Madara would get along great
@@SizzlingSocksngl he gives those vibes-
I feel like every time we get new HSR content like these, you're always gonna have Mina show, she's basically Hoyo's biggest fan ever.
Howdy, partner 🤠
I SEE U EVERYWHERE
Why u here
if miHoYo has a million fans, im one of them
if miHoYo has a hundred fans, im one of them
if miHoYo has one fan, im her
if miHoYo has no fans, im dead
I always find Smash, Marry or Kills more fun and interesting then just your regular "Smash or Pass"
Fr me too
@CranicVTit’s a common occurrence. Even more so when it’s often 2-3 comments on the same vid, but that’s their decision so eh
Try not to say the most obvious things ever to commenr farm (impossible challenge)
@CranicVT its LIKE farming hoyoverse edition
My friend is literally aroace, at this point it’s “don’t care” “marry” “kill, in detail, provide the plan, manage the resources, calculate likelihood of-“ and I’ve just given up on them at this point
The fact that there is a non zero chance that Dan hung conically, quite literally, wouldn’t know what to do because vidyadhara can’t reproduce is hilarious.
Fr 😭✋
oh that makes so much sense now lol
"kill blade give him what he wants" is based
"I can fix her" girl she's gonna forget every one of your anniversaries, birthdays and dates. You're gonna be the one that needs fixing by the end
It's okay we can always remind her and reassure her everything's gonna be okay :')
Look I'm a smip for her myself but the amount of Coopium some of y'all go is actually scary 😭
As someone who reads BL, I feel like Sunday would be the type of guy who manipulates you into staying with him forever, and is fully obsessed with you. Now that's a lot of red flags, but I like the color red.
Ah, someone who gets me. As much as I would love to kill Sunday, I've been reading fanfic on Tumblr and I've been on a kick of him being this manipulative control freak, even if you were in Robin's place. Mmmmmm so good.
Before his came out, I thought Sunday was a sadist😭😭
@@mivina2031 And now I wish he was...
@@wollywogholder3313I think he is lol. In the story it did mention that he enjoyed seeing people retreat in fear and also likes having control over people. So…. 😏
Just saying
99% of Watpad stories are like that
Imma marry sparkle cause “Sparkle would never give you up, Sparkle would never let you down or run around and hurt you” 👌 plus she is a shapeshifter so essentially I would have everyone by choosing her 🙌🤣
4:25 - 4:30 Yeah about that... don't be surprised if this reached CyYu 🤣
Someone will tell him
he better show up, it would be funny AF
That be hilarious
He does @@Pixelat1on
It did
Koomax forgetting about that one Dan Heng Lunae animation...
My ultimate is definitely marry Gepard, smash Luka, and kill Sampo.
gepards a sweetie and luka is unfairly hot
Robin is like the peak marriage material, nobody else can really compare to her in terms of being a wife
Not even Elysia?
@@BNuts she's not in star rail yet so no
fr she could sing to the kids she could even sing lady gaga and sing government hooker as a lullaby! so wholsome! 😍
Robin is the best Wife material
Gepard is the best Husband material in my opinion
Himeko?
7:14 i mean that statement is way more accurate than you initially think, because you know vidyhara don't know how to reproduce
NOOO
, I F ORGOT HES MY ULTIMATE MARRY😢
Day 7 of waiting for CyYu to appear :)
Edit:
It happened y’all :D
CyYu appeared. :)
We all love the General :)
😭😭
I love collabs with Mina so much! >O
Mina: I can‘t marry or smash Seele because I‘m friends with her voice actress
Also Mina: I‘m marrying Topaz
Poor Molly hahaha
Wdym? Do they like share a va or smth 😭
@@marianadobreva_ molly is seeles va and Sam is the va of Topaz. And mina is friends with them both
ultimate smash sparkle ultimate marry topaz
YES TOPAZ IS SO WIFE NO IN FACT I VOLUNTEER AS THE WIFE
@@SizzlingSocks seriously i don't get the hate she gets D: just because she works for the ipc
Nah ultimate marry will always and forever be Robin, but Topaz comes in very close second. Robin exuding pure Harmony energy as a wife is just peak, even over how adorable Topaz is. Plus, Topaz + Numby are a package deal respectfully, but I don't really care for Numby..
@@AkioHaRdCoRefucking tax collector
Sparkle is a child💀
Mina and Koomaxx are one of my favorite duos 😂
I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE JING YUAN IMAGE
8:24 my boy Argenti was ready to sacrifice his life for you
The second I saw the thumbnail I knew Mina was gonna have some *very interesting* commentary about Black Swan and Robin
You can't kill Acheron. You lack the capacity. As for marrying her, Kevin / Kiana may have words.
unfortunately, they're dead in this universe so you can be sloppy seconds.
Stelle as Kiana and Caelus as KeBin
Kiana and Kevin are Caelus and Stelle.
Mina has never really been able to escape the temptation of HSR characters, to the point where she posted on X about how she was "tempted" by the VA to pull their characters, this is so funny :)
Allegra Clark used: *Red texts* on Mina
@@OrochiAlter9713 you try to imagine
Not just Acheron, but Beidou also spawning in to pester Mina into pulling Acheron's banner
@@shanedoesyoutube8001 Beidou offering Mina drinks lol
@@OrochiAlter9713 yeah get so drunk that's where her manipulation begins
Ultimate marry? Acheron. I just love her general design, but honestly, I could totally see myself spending hours discussing motivation and philosophy with her.
Ultimate smash? Shit, uh... I think Silverwolf. She just seems like she'd be fun, but not an unhinged kind of fun like Sparkle would be.
Problem with Acheron is, she is on her way to become just like the other self-annihilators. The only color she still perceives is red and even that is slowly starting to fade.
So the time with her is extremely limited
@@ineedalife6 Limited from her perspective. She managed to spend a handful of centuries on a planet helping all the dead fulfill their regrets, so I think time perspective might be a bit distorted.
"smash black swan" think about it even more, she's read memories of like thousands of people, meaning she got HELLA knowledge of the dirty and squirty.
"Im going to marry Sunday"
After playing 2.2 TB Quest: Um...
See, he's a total red flag. And my favorite color is red. 😊❤️
I love these videos of yours! Here goes nothing:
1. Personally dislike all of them but if forced - marry Robin, smash Black Swan, eliminate Acheron.
2. Literally the reason why I started playing HSR and whaling is Aventurine. I owe this man my everything, so definitely marry yes yes. Sunday gives me the creeps so he's getting eliminated, and Ratio smashed in his bathtub or something.
3. Marry Blade, smash Kafka, eliminate Silver Wolf.
4. A 100% marry the General, I love that man. Smash Jingliu, eliminate Yukong.
5. Marry Bronya, smash Natasha, eliminate Seele.
6. Marry Gepard, smash Sampo, eliminate Luka (sorry buddy).
7. Marry Serval, smash Himeko, snap Tingyun's neck.
8. Marry Daniel, my first love. Smash Luocha (don't ask me why) and eliminate Welt granddaddy.
9. Marry Argenti, smash Topaz, play with Numby, eliminate the racist brat.
10. Marry Sam, smash Bootleg, eliminate Svarog.
Ultimate marry: Aventurine
"Smash" and "Mina" in a title is an insta-click
Ultimate marry sparkle hands down, I can't fix her but she's more than welcome to break me (also one smash isn't enough to explore all the crazy sh!t she's put you through, also I mean who tf can compare after being with a self cloning shape shifting hypnotist)
Ultimate smash silverwolf cause yk it'd be a competition and there's no way it wouldn't be fun af
Ultimate kill blade in the kindest of ways i feel so bad for him
You sound like you would make a lot of bad decisions. But hey, have fun.
AYO MINA?? not the collab I expected but super glad to see! Two of my favorite HoYo creators in one :D
The Seele, Bronya and Natasha trio, that is IMPOSSIBLE for me, but like... proper choice, Natasha is marry only xD
fr
Marry Bronya or Natasha, Smash the other and Kill Seele because she likely doesn't shower that much.
I’d kill myself, I wouldn’t bring myself to kill any of em.
Actually you should marry Tingyun she's quite wealthy and owns a number of stores.
She also has a big fluffy tail, which is 100% very pleasant to hug.
@@geh7096Yep! Mofu mofu is worth millions. It's worth the somewhat decent chance that it's not tingyun.
Plus, she died...so all her money goes to you.
@@ricardokojin7she ain’t really dead iirc
Most ambitious crossover in history 😍 love you both 🙌
Surprised no Ruan Mei, March 7th, Guinaifen, Xueyi, Hanya, and Asta
Utimate marry: aventurine, topaz, asta, or anyone with shyt ton of money
Ultimate smash: ratio, I feel like he'd degrage me so much and I get to play dum like "Dr where do babies come from"
Ultimate kill: silver wolf or sparkle add in hook too
let’s do this
1. Smashing Black Swan, marrying Acheron, and killing Robin. Acheron just needs some Prevagen and we’re good.
2. Smashing Sunday, marrying Aventurine, killing Ratio. Platonic marriage, because I lean to the other team.
3. Smashing Blade, marrying Kafka, killing Silver Wolf. But instead of killing, we can game.
4. Smashing Yukong, marrying Jingliu, killing Jing Yuan. I so have a death wish-
(Kill me, Cyyu. I dare you lmao)
5. Smashing Seele, marrying Natasha, killing Bronya. I am so sorry, Seele.
6. Smashing Luka, marrying Gepard, killing Sampo. Shampoo Koski gets on my nerves sometimes.
7. Smashing Himeko, marrying Serval, and…killing Tingyun. But I’d marry Himeko too if I could.
8. Smashing Dan Heng, marrying Welt, and killing Luocha. Luocha is sus af
9. Smashing Argenti, marrying Topaz, and killing Sparkle. I can hang out with Numby!
10. Smashing Boothill, marrying Sam, and killing Svarog. I know Sam. We love Sam.
(AND WE KNOW WHO SAM IS.)
anyways
woot woot
Bro think his someone 😂😂
sunday and you would have problems (aka. version 2.2 boss fight in summary) for killing his sister LMAO
minas going after you
THAT CLOCKIE THING AT THE BEGINNING WAS BRUTAL
Ultimate marry is Yukong. Most mature in my oppinion and then well adopt dr ratio just to annoy him.
Ulti smash is serval.. an electrical rockstar is a childhood dream of mine.
My list:
1 - Marry Robin
Smash Black swan
Kill acheron
2 - Marry Fancy white chicken bird.
Smash gambler
Kill Ratio
3 - Marry Kafka (ofc)
Smash sweaty gamer
Kill bladie
4 - Marry General
Smash yukong
Kill Jingliu
5 - Marry Bronya
Smash Natasha
Kill seele
6 - Marry gepard
Smash the scammer
Kill luka
7 - Marry Himeko (ofc)
Smash serval
Kill tingun
8 - Marry Danny boi
Smash prison boi
Kill grandpa
9 - Marry Topass
Smash the plant rizzler
Kill the competitive racist
10 - Marry svorog
Smash space cowboy
Kill Sam (not firefly its sam)
“I’ll take Black Swan after you” sent me 😂😂😂😂
My ultimate HSR headcanon is that Boothill has a detachable weenie and he keeps an entire collection of robo-weenies with various sizes and shapes on whatever he uses to sail around space. Yes, I'm a little ashamed for forming this thought. Yes, Boothill is my ultimate smash.
I demand justice for Argenti, he's the perfect man 🌹
I just love the joking and giggling around. It's bubbly and hearing you two enjoy yourselves so much is making me all happy and giggly myself 😂
Argenti is so sweet i’d marry him in a heart beat
Ok, top choice for all 3 options. #1 Marry: Dan Heng. #1 Smash: Boothill (I'm curious how that'd work). And #1 K*ll: Is... Sunday. I'm sorry, but he sentenced poor Aventurine, Welt, and his own sister to death. And that made me furious.
The zoom-in on Clockie during "smash" genuinely made me choke laughing
SMASH MARRY KILL sounds like a Yandere line
My two favourite content creators having another collab and I'm here for it✨
Thank you mrs Koomax. Thankfully, I'm not the only one who thinks that firefly being sam, is the most weird and so unfitting thing in hsr.
Like, blade kafka and silverwolf marketed him as a badass robot assassin, fire man who show no mercy to his prey, and it just disappeared all of a sudden into a cutie patootie waifu who guide children in an attraction park, so sad😞😞
My results:
1. Mina
2. Koomaxx
3. Koomaxx
4. Koomaxx
5. Marry bronya, smash seele, kill natasha
6. Koomaxx
7. Koomaxx
8. Marry welt, smash dan heng, kill luocha
9. Marry argenti, smash topaz, kill smash
10. Mina
Ultimate marry: Jing Yuan
Ultimate smash: Blade
Ultimate kill: No one but prolly svarog
Kinda expected Black Swan to be the ultimate SMASH lol First time i saw HSR trailer before release i thought to myself "damn this character is hot. I wonder if she's playable" then 1 year later finally got her banner
Marry: Acheron, Dr. Ratio, Blade, Jing Yuan, Bronya, Gepard, Serval, Dan Heng, Topaz, Svarog.
Smash: Black Swan. Aventurine, Kafka, Jingliu, Seele, Luka, Himeko, Welt, Sparkle, Boothill.
Kill: Robin, Sunday, Silver Wolf, Yukong, Natasha, Sampo, Tingyun, Luocha, Argenti, Sam.
Ultimate Marry: Dr. Ratio
Ultimate Smash: Kafka
Ultimate Kill: Sampo
Seeing them side by side, you could tell me black swan and robin are related and id believe you
4:19 Cy you is going crazy after this one.
These are just off the top of my head so might be someone I’m forgetting but
Ultimate smash: Gallagher or Sam (the robot)
Ultimate marry: Dan Heng IL maybe? Idk
Ultimate best friend: Robin my beloved (in a platonic way)
Edit: Actually he slipped my mind before but I would definitely marry Dr Ratio, he’s so husband
"the mecha stays on during sex" lmao
I love your plans.
I came to say precisely this @@mudfaye
*clank, clank, clank*
Didn't even hesitate, Boothill single-handedly made me return to the game and pull out the wallet build after I lost
On one hand im disappointed Fu Xuan isnt there but also relieved that i dont hear the takes there either.
I'm still not used to calling Alejando Saab by the name CyYu. I've always known him as Kaggy... God, I'm old...
It's funny that by 90% I had the *same* choosing as you xD
*But Argenti and Boothill are both Marry without discussion for me* TuT"
I was not expecting to agree with Mina on the second set, but here we are.
I wanna marry silver wolf but i think the house cannot physically function with the two of us 💀
That Jing Yuan Cyyu lore is hilarious
The Argenti Slander is Wild.
Edit:
Ultimate Marry - Svarog
Ultimate Smash - Jing Yuan
Ultimate marry: Firefly (precious)
Ultimate smash: Robin??? (every other option is TOO mommy or platonic to consider)
Ultimate kill: Sparkle (strangle the gremlim)
Given the timing of this video, they might reconsider their thoughts on Sunday
Blade would kill you if he found out you had an opprotunity to kill him and passed
Regarding the conversation about waving while not on camera, I work remotely and I do that all the time lol. I also talk with my hands at work. It’s a never ending cycle
Kill Robin = Instant hot wings (or to quote Palutena, "spicy angel wings")
You monster
Smash: black swan, dr ratio, silverwolf, jingliu, natasha, luka, serval, dan heng, sparkle,
Marry: acheron, sunday, kafka, yukong, seele, geopard, himeko, welt, topaz, sam
Kill: robin, adventerine, blade, jingyuan, bronya, sampo, tingyun, luocha, argenti,
ultimate marry is Kafka
ultimate smash is acheron
ultimate kill is sampo
Ultimate Marry is Dan Heng and ultimate smash is either Acheron or Aventurine, i just have a type for traumatized people
Justice for my boy Ratio! It's okay, I'll handle him,
HOW DOES ANNIE'S OLD MAN VOICE WORK ITS WAY INTO EVERY VIDEO SOMEHOW LOL
Can't wait for mother vs mommy where you either have a mommyyy or become their mother
Ultimate smash is Sparkle and ultimate marry is Sunday 💜💍
6:28 you girls cant kill tingyiun...she is already dead
First round: I am the same as Koomaxx
I just realized that smashing boothill would be the funniest shit ever because he can’t swear
I gotta say… my ultimate marry is Sparkle (she’s my type of crazy), ultimate smash I’m stuck between silver wolf and Kafka
i loove to see you both on the same video, it’s always so fun!!! ♥️
1: Acheron (Marry)/ Blackswan (Smash)/ Robin (Kill)
2. Aventurine (Smash)/ Dr.Ratio (Kill)/ Sunday (Marry)
3. Blade (Marry)/ Kafka (Smash)/ Silverwolf (Kill)
4. Jingliu (Kill)/ Jing yuan (Marry)/ Yukong (Smash)
5. Seela (Smash)/ Bronya (Kill)/ Natasha (Marry)
6. Sampo (Smash)/ Geopard (Marry)/ Luka (Smash)
7. Himeko (Marry)/ Serval (Kill)/ Tingyun (Smash)
8. Welt (Kill)/ Dan Heng (Smash)/ Loucha (Marry)
9. Topass (Smash)/ Argenti (Marry)/ Sparkle (Kill)
10. Boothill (Smash)/ Sam (Marry), Svarog (Kill)
don't think sunday would marry you after killing his sister off tbh xD
it'll be version 2.2 all over again
8:16 the silence was so loud 💀
When she said "Dan Heng wouldn't know what hes doing." I cackled so hard because he canonically wouldn't know what sex is/
Here are my choices:
Round 1: Smash Black Swan, Marry Robin, Kill Acheron
Round 2: Smash Aventurine, Marry Dr. Ratio, Kill Sunday (sorry bby)
Round 3: Marry Blade, Smash Kafka, Kill Silverwolf
Round 4: Marry Jingyuan, Smash Jingliu, Kill Yukong
Round 5: Marry Seele, Smash Bronya, Kill Natasha
Round 6: Marry Gepard, Smash Luka, Kill Sampo
Round 7: Marry Himeko, Smash Serval, Kill Tingyun
Round 8: Marry Welt, Smash Dan Heng, Kill Luocha
Round 9: Marry Argenti, Smash Sparkle, Kill Topaz
Round 10: Marry Bootyhill, Smash Sam, Kill Svarog
Ultimate marry - Firefly
Ultimate smash - Kafka
And Ultimate HUG - Aventurine, cause GIVE MY BABY SOME HUGS 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️
We starting the Timer until the General shows up
Ultimate marry. Black swan. Utlimate smash dr ratio. Ultimate kill aventurine
"Are you gonna marry acheron??"
"I can fix her"
this the most relatable shit ive heard
i just love how in any hsr discussions like these, nobody ever considers bronya or seele as a 'waifu' or someone they are attracted to... it's like everyone just knows that they're for each other, so it'd be weird to lust for any one of them 😂😂
1: Kill Robin, Marry Acheron, Smash Black Swan
2: Marry Aventurine, Kill Ratio, Smash Sunday
3: Marry Silverwolf, Smash Kafka, Kill Blade
4: Marry Jing Yuan, Smash Yukong, Kill Jingliu
5: Marry Bronya, Smash Natasha, Kill Seele
6: Marry Gepard, Smash Luka, Kill Sampo (I like Sampo a lot but he’s more buddy material)
7: Marry Himeko, Smash Serval, Kill Tingyun
8: Uhhh I don’t want to do any options with Welt… Marry Dan Heng, Kill Luocha, technically Smash Welt but I don’t wanna
9: Marry Topaz, Smash Sparkle, Kill Argenti (I’m more into women than men so that was an easy choice)
10: Marry Svarog, if Sam equals Firefly then Smash Firefly and Kill Boothill but if it’s just Sam then Smash Boothill, Kill Sam
Ultimate Marry: Dan Heng or Himeko
Ultimate Smash: Black Swan
Alrighty
1. Marry Acheron (She's my reason to joining the game) , Smash Black Swan, Kill Robin (3pure5me)
2. Marry Aventurine (my Babygirl), Smashing Ratio (He can insult me as much as he wants), Killing Sunday (Control Freak)
3. Marry Silverwolf (Punk Gamer girl me like, Smash Kafka, Kill Bladie (He gets what he wants)
4. Marry Yukong (Foxo bias), Smash JY (He's incredibly hot + Lion as pet), Kill JL
5. This one is hard because I'd marry all of them buuuuuut
Marry Bronya (This is supposed to be Seele's spot but: I really did not like Bronya at first, then I finished Belobog, then she keeps visiting the Express, then I played the Museum Event, and then I played the most recent story with Topaz, and oh my god I love her, I love her so much I love Bronya please keep visiting the Express), Smash Seele (Supposed to be marry, I love her design, I love her VA, Molly is an amazing person, buuuuut Bronya), Kill Natasha (I have no choice)
6. Marry Geppie (Who doesn't want a dependable man), Smash Sampo (One night stands every now and then), Kill Luka (We can do it in the Fight Club I'm sure that's what he wants)
7. Marry Himeko (She's mommy, what's not to love about her), Smash Serval (Great One night stands I'm sure), Kill Tingyun (She's already dead anyways)
8. Marry Welt (See Himeko but Daddy version), Smash Luocha, Kill Danny Boy (He's cute and all buuuuut)
9. Marry Sparkle (CALL ME A COMMIE BECAUSE I LOVE THEM RED FLAGS), Smash Topaz (Death to the IPC but damn their charas are hott), Kill Argenti (He'll compare me to Idrila ever waking moment anyways)
10. Marry SAM (For obvious reasons), Smash Boothill (There's gon be a snake in his robo ass soon), Kill Svarog (Not that I can anyways)
Ultimate Marry: Bronya
I love her, she's a very strong and resilient character, with a lot of responsibility as the Supreme Guardian of Belobog
I will support her, help her out (I do the same work IRL anw), take her to the museum if she misses Cocolia, go to the Theater to help her destress if work gets too tough. I love her, I love Bronya
Ultimate Smash: Black Swan
I will patiently wait in line NO MATTER HOW LONG if it means getting on a one night stand with her
5:50 as a masked fool, now even Vtuber like Sampo Koski. what is happening hahaha 😂
Quality content as always!
Smash: Acheron, Aventurine, Kafka, Yukong, Bronya, Gepard, Serval, Welt, Topaz, Boothill
Marry: Robin, Dr. Ratio, Blade, Jing Yuan, Natasha, Luka, Himeko, Dan Heng, Argenti, Svarog
Kill: Black Swan, Sunday, Silver Wolf, Jingliu, Seele, Sampo (this was a hard choice T.T), Tingyun, Luocha, Sparkle, Sam/Firefly
Ultimate Smash: Boothill
Ultimate Marry: Jing Yuan
Ultimate Kill: Silver Wolf
Hmmmm These are always all over
Smash - Acheron, Kafka, Yukong, Seele, Himeko, Topaz
Marry - Robin, Silver Wolf, Jingliu, Bronya, Serval, Sparkle
K - Black Swan, Blade, Jing Yuan, Natasha, Tingyun, Argenti,
Minas gonna be made but I don't want smash or marry Robin 😭.
My ultimate Marry is definitely Acheron and Smash is Black Swan (those hips and the things she could do to my mind 😫)
Still keeping an eye out for CyYu
I'd marry Yukong in a heartbeat but she's like 280 with a lifespan of 300-ish...