Operator: 911 what's your emergency? Caller: Someone broke in my house and did all of my chores! Operator: Are they still in the home? Caller: Yes, and now they're making sure I have a well-balanced meal!
That "No credit unless 85 and accompanied by both parents" sign is not new. I've seen this (usually in bars) since the 1970s! Others in this genre: "Our Credit Manager is Miss Helen Waite. If you want credit, go to Helen Waite.", "We have a deal with the bank, We don't extend credit, they don't sell beer" , "Do not place cigarette butts in the urinal, It makes them soggy and hard to relight".
Should have read the full story on that last one. Google it. I found it easily. The man was homeless, and suffering some unspecified issues. Broke into at least two homes, took little to nothing. Just stayed for some time, presumably pretending to live there. When caught, he plead guilty.
I bought a bunch of those for rectal use only stickers on Amazon. My husband uses them to help seal his envelopes for bills. I hope that they see the sticker and get a laugh out of it.😊 5:38
I don't see anything wrong with having a urinal beneath a basin. Have you seen men's toilets? You can put that urinal anywhere, won't make a spot of difference lol. And that's a genius way to save space and plumbing costs fr
2:36 Bro, my brain immediately went „No, Mario does use it for the funny business, what are you talking about?“ And then I realized I was just thinking of that one scene in Dr. Stone where Senku theorizes that Mario is actually just hallucinating because he’s tripping balls… 😑
4:35 I think this is a really clever take on a scene from the movie Christmas vacation, it's the scene with cousin eddy. Merging Halloween and Christmas.
@@JayTheMythical See, you and I, our brains seem to work the same. Because that was all I could see too. He even got the hair and the mustache. Though he was Austrian, not German :)
Fun not so fun fact. In Italy a few years ago there was news a car had been stolen from a disabled person. As soon as the thieves found out they had stolen a car from a disabled woman, they returned the car and left an apology note. Maybe the burglar felt too bad knowing it was an older lady all alone. And not some punk youngster. I don't really know but it's definitely an interesting scenario.
4:42 - This my friends is a scene from one of my favorite Christmas movies ever, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation! So this is Eddie, the brother in law, he's standing outside of the family's home, and he's got this beat up old RV parked in their driveway and he's emptying the RV's septic tank into the sewer. He's got that bathrobe, that hat, and he's drinking a beer while he's doing this. And he waves hello to one of the rich stuck up neighbors! (It's a f*cking hilarious movie!) Now if you have not seen this movie, you NEED to watch it! (You're welcome in advance!) 🤣
11:54 Damien, if you so happen to see this comment, heres how to pronounce Wojnilowcz: Wo: wah (as in wario, this is moreso to blend nicely with the soft j) j: soft j nil: nil (as in zero) ow: ow (as in ouch) cz: ch as in (ch)icken
1:25 I’ve seen that dude/car in person, and honestly the day I saw his car I was having a bad day at work and that bad joke made me laugh and it made my day, so to the dude that owns the Amarok, thanks. 🙂
11:50 My head canon is that the woman had Alzheimer or that short memory amnesia like in Memento, and the guy was simply her boyfriend, but forgot about it and with no way to prove it.
3:40 When I focus on any one of the faces, it kinda looks like a bird with a toupee to me. With the leaves branch under it for a bird like body and the leaves around the face looking like a comb over. 8:00 I think the joke is that it looks like they are trying to find a new member in the graves.
0:47-1:13 Spooky Scary Skeletons... ☠️ 2:53 That took me way too long to notice. Wow 😮🫵 9:10 It is politely asking us to stop destroying the planet 🐻❄️ 10:33 Yeah, cops should just relax 😤
7:25 my dumbass kid self didn't realize that your song might not immediately start playing. Thankfully we left the ski resort before 5 rounds of Hey Jude started playing
3:30 - For Damien and anyone else that just sees a pattern of leaves in the curtains, there's rows of a person, the 3 small dots are in the center of the face, there's 2 leaves making up the hair, and 3 leaves on both sides making up the shoulder and back. Another way I see it is that it's a weird looking baby wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito. (Anyone else see it like this, or is it just me?) 🤔🤷♀️
4:00 i saw the faces first. Its werid cause normally i look at the overall image not the minor details 11:52 mom: the chores aren't going to do itself A very polite burglar
I had a dream where there was a satire version of emkey called “nuh uh” and one of the videos was on an imaginary sub called r/UnIronicallyCorrect. One of the posts was just “2+2=4” and a guy pretending to be Damien read it and did the laugh
Day 280 of guessing the editor. 0:59 asafebet_. Day 4 of asking EmKay to release the videos they added to their playlists months ago but haven't uploaded (Weird images subreddits, PettyRevenge, MaliciousCompliance, etc.).
What the hell is the POINT of trying to pass off a Dell lappy as an Apple. Both are good brands, No shame in the game. Stupid Shit. Sent from my Samsung Galaxy. 'Nuf Ced.
The problem isn't the stimuli, the problem is your reaction to the stimuli. Unless you have photosensitive epilepsy and there's a strobe light, in which case the problem is *definitely* the stimuli.
Emkay should do R/emkay
They did
Meta
unfortunately, it's a cesspit filled bot reposts
Yep, sadly, it is just a place filled of all kinds of random stuff not even remote related to Emkay
The sub for Matt Rose is just like this too so I think they saw what that one was like and decided to replicate that on Emkay’s
2:02 If he doesn't call himself 'Rob Boss', he's doing it wrong.
Love this omg
same thought
8:01 it looks like they're digging up corpses to fill the schoolboard
3:40 I think I saw some Austrian painter on those curtains
11:50 I'm guessing it's stalker behavior. The kind of guy that fully believes he's already married to the woman.
That actually could make sense... thanks for the theory!
Same with the woman too
@@StarStar-k9g uh no
@@Sarah.2. Yes it is
@@StarStar-k9g stop victim blaming women
4:38 ah yes, a skeleton of culture. "Shitter's full!!"
There ya go!
Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke in my house and did all of my chores!
Operator: Are they still in the home?
Caller: Yes, and now they're making sure I have a well-balanced meal!
That "No credit unless 85 and accompanied by both parents" sign is not new. I've seen this (usually in bars) since the 1970s! Others in this genre: "Our Credit Manager is Miss Helen Waite. If you want credit, go to Helen Waite.", "We have a deal with the bank, We don't extend credit, they don't sell beer" , "Do not place cigarette butts in the urinal, It makes them soggy and hard to relight".
Should have read the full story on that last one. Google it. I found it easily.
The man was homeless, and suffering some unspecified issues. Broke into at least two homes, took little to nothing. Just stayed for some time, presumably pretending to live there.
When caught, he plead guilty.
Yeah, that is a tragic story. Can only hope the guy gets a proper home to call his own.
“for RECTAL use only??” 😨
dont mind if i do 😏
Hell yeah 😎😎
For pumping gas.
@@andymocha5050ayo
I bought a bunch of those for rectal use only stickers on Amazon. My husband uses them to help seal his envelopes for bills. I hope that they see the sticker and get a laugh out of it.😊 5:38
3:55 they got the “whawhanawha” ahh curtains
I don't see anything wrong with having a urinal beneath a basin. Have you seen men's toilets? You can put that urinal anywhere, won't make a spot of difference lol. And that's a genius way to save space and plumbing costs fr
Here's the thing; men are going to piss in the BASIN and not the actual urinal.
Nice to go here after my psychology classes. I get to unintentionally analyze Redditors
4:38 Damien, it's Christmas Lampoon "The shit container was full" by cousin Eddie
3:29 if you squint it looks like cats / demon babies
2:36
Bro, my brain immediately went „No, Mario does use it for the funny business, what are you talking about?“
And then I realized I was just thinking of that one scene in Dr. Stone where Senku theorizes that Mario is actually just hallucinating because he’s tripping balls… 😑
Sign: Credit at this shop will only be given to people over 85 years of age and accompanied by both parents."
Kid with Progeria: [grabs parents]
4:35 I think this is a really clever take on a scene from the movie Christmas vacation, it's the scene with cousin eddy. Merging Halloween and Christmas.
4:01 see, I watch SCP stuff, so when you said shy guy, I forgot about the game character for five seconds. I was thinking about 096. 😮😂
I was thinking of a German painter
@@JayTheMythical I think you mean Austrian painter
Same, my mind went straight to 096 😂
@@JayTheMythical See, you and I, our brains seem to work the same. Because that was all I could see too. He even got the hair and the mustache. Though he was Austrian, not German :)
Fun not so fun fact. In Italy a few years ago there was news a car had been stolen from a disabled person. As soon as the thieves found out they had stolen a car from a disabled woman, they returned the car and left an apology note. Maybe the burglar felt too bad knowing it was an older lady all alone. And not some punk youngster. I don't really know but it's definitely an interesting scenario.
LOVED the uncle Eddy skeleton, and the Poe curtain
3:11 [85-year-old walks in with two jars of ashes]
0:04, piss in the sink, then wash your hands below. Stick it to the man!
I’m early to a EmKay video and the FIRST THING IS RECTAL USE?!?!
4:42 - This my friends is a scene from one of my favorite Christmas movies ever, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation! So this is Eddie, the brother in law, he's standing outside of the family's home, and he's got this beat up old RV parked in their driveway and he's emptying the RV's septic tank into the sewer. He's got that bathrobe, that hat, and he's drinking a beer while he's doing this. And he waves hello to one of the rich stuck up neighbors! (It's a f*cking hilarious movie!)
Now if you have not seen this movie, you NEED to watch it! (You're welcome in advance!) 🤣
6:43 45% dried fish, 25% dried chili... but if you keep reading, the other 30% is soil. yum yum yum.
3:40 I don’t see shy guys, no, I see middle aged men.
I see hitler
11:54 Damien, if you so happen to see this comment, heres how to pronounce Wojnilowcz:
Wo: wah (as in wario, this is moreso to blend nicely with the soft j)
j: soft j
nil: nil (as in zero)
ow: ow (as in ouch)
cz: ch as in (ch)icken
1:25 I’ve seen that dude/car in person, and honestly the day I saw his car I was having a bad day at work and that bad joke made me laugh and it made my day, so to the dude that owns the Amarok, thanks. 🙂
11:50 My head canon is that the woman had Alzheimer or that short memory amnesia like in Memento, and the guy was simply her boyfriend, but forgot about it and with no way to prove it.
That last one is real Hannibal Lector behavior.
4:35 Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!
3:40 When I focus on any one of the faces, it kinda looks like a bird with a toupee to me. With the leaves branch under it for a bird like body and the leaves around the face looking like a comb over.
8:00 I think the joke is that it looks like they are trying to find a new member in the graves.
0:47-1:13 Spooky Scary Skeletons... ☠️
2:53 That took me way too long to notice. Wow 😮🫵
9:10 It is politely asking us to stop destroying the planet 🐻❄️
10:33 Yeah, cops should just relax 😤
3:07 is possible only if your parents were 15 or younger when they had you
The confused burglar may well have been an alien who misunderstood the earth-concept of "burglarizing" someone.
It IS Cardiff, after all.
my wife left me
Sad for you
Yippee
Honestly the first idea was a good idea
7:25 my dumbass kid self didn't realize that your song might not immediately start playing.
Thankfully we left the ski resort before 5 rounds of Hey Jude started playing
"1 minute?! Might as well say something a bot would say"
No need, you said everything I need to know
Loved every moment of this upload! You did amazing!
You deserve way more views!
Shut up bot
Shut up bot
0:32 would make me cry
Ironically when it said google is wrong google sent me a notification saying it will be 4 degrees warmer tomorrow than today 💀
2:42 its for stomping on......................KOOPAS
Why does mario go around crushing turts all day? Perchance.
Not shy guys, a wwII guy
You…You see shy guys? I see the Austrian mustache man in the curtains
3:13 Didn't say they had to be alive
9:20 I bet the person who graded this paper showed their coworkers and said "get a load of this shit"
Im having the worst week ever i hate being this sick
3:17 It's faces brah. Faces everywhere!
Edit--Oh he got there eventually
3:49 YOU STREAM THIS???
I'm wondering where to watch it live
sinkinal
The curtain faces look like babies with combovers.
3:30 - For Damien and anyone else that just sees a pattern of leaves in the curtains, there's rows of a person, the 3 small dots are in the center of the face, there's 2 leaves making up the hair, and 3 leaves on both sides making up the shoulder and back.
Another way I see it is that it's a weird looking baby wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito. (Anyone else see it like this, or is it just me?) 🤔🤷♀️
P.S. - I paused the video to scroll down to the comments and answer Damian's question, and then continued watching. Oops!
10:52 At first I thought it was that one kissing meme lol
Kinda looks like a pair of lungs.
I can’t really tell what it looks like. Any one know?
@Dani-fl2dg The one on the right. Damien did say it looks a little... phallic...
1:51 Enter the tavern
i am a dumbass :D
Don't say that. You clearly haven't met me.
don’t say that
I'm dumbererest.
Nice to meet you, a dumbass :D
"My own clone!"
4:00 i saw the faces first. Its werid cause normally i look at the overall image not the minor details
11:52 mom: the chores aren't going to do itself
A very polite burglar
omg the hitler curtains lmao
5:02 um prehistoric 'heads up ehhmm'
I had a dream where there was a satire version of emkey called “nuh uh” and one of the videos was on an imaginary sub called r/UnIronicallyCorrect. One of the posts was just “2+2=4” and a guy pretending to be Damien read it and did the laugh
My Damien is Namien
9:20 Hope they still got full marks for this, shit is in the dictionary.
1:09 mischievous to the bone
i didn't even notice this vid was uploaded 1 hour ago
4:08 "Moisturize me"
PENGUIN FOR LIFE 3:22
8:50 Doctor Eggman vibes.
Imma be so real I dont think that was shy guy I think that was angry austrian painter
4:18 Ya know with receipts like that it, seems like CVS has something against the environment. Could be wrong though.
9:27 This is totally me.
Day 280 of guessing the editor.
0:59 asafebet_.
Day 4 of asking EmKay to release the videos they added to their playlists months ago but haven't uploaded (Weird images subreddits, PettyRevenge, MaliciousCompliance, etc.).
funi redit 👍
If you press the "translate to English" it translates t0 " the rope returns"
Zero views on an EmKay video? blasphemy
3:34 Balding men
🥞
3:35 I’ll a see is frieza
People are too lazy
9:44 how did you get a comic of our bro Salty?
11:22 wtf did he just say
9:40 im playing rn
😳😳😳😑😳3:33 the people are watching
0:47 🤣
A new video!
Keep up the good work 😊😊😊
What the hell is the POINT of trying to pass off a Dell lappy as an Apple. Both are good brands, No shame in the game. Stupid Shit. Sent from my Samsung Galaxy. 'Nuf Ced.
hi
fart
Reusing titles, are we?
😂
8:51 it seems like they’re…
*Projecting*
4:27 either way I would still be unaffected by it cause caffeine doesn’t affect me more then half the time 💀
Do you, perhaps, have ADHD? Caffeine can actually have a calming effect on people with ADHD.
Inglés o español
no one has finished watching the video yet
1 min, world record
Σ
emkay fell off (jk)
No, you fell off (rjk)
Day 2054 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
The problem isn't the stimuli, the problem is your reaction to the stimuli.
Unless you have photosensitive epilepsy and there's a strobe light, in which case the problem is *definitely* the stimuli.
Early, am i?