@@Documentts Technailly hotdogs are served on buns not rolls. Rolls I find to be more rounded & fit for patties where as buns are more elongated & fit for frankfurters. Still funny tho.
Fun fact, Nixon was drunk off his gourd basically every day. Every one of his tapes recording his crimes (that he set up himself) he was drunk off his ass.
Roger Ebert once said, "A decent comedian has a couple dozen unique jokes. A fantastic comedian has one or two jokes, but a couple dozen ways to use them."
@Boco Corwin never thought of that comparison before. Still beyond me that this show never got a 2nd chance in a Prime Time Slot. Its only 2nd chance was late night when most viewers were already in bed.
@@ImaginaryPerson1138 I love the story behind it that Billy West had no idea what he was reading in the studio, but when he saw it on TV, understood the joke and found it hilarious
Guy goes into a bar with his dog. Guy says to the bartender, "I'll bet you a beer that my dog can talk." Bartender says, "Ok, let's hear it." Guy turns to his dog, "Dog, what's the opposite of smooth?" "Rough!" Bartender chuckles and gives the guy a beer. Guy finishes the beer and calls the bartender back over, "I'll bet you another drink my dog can talk." "I guess I can spare one more," says the bartender. "Dog," says the guy, "What's on top of a house?" "Roof!" Barks the dog. "Ok, ok, fair enough," says the bartender, and hands the guy a drink. Guy finishes his second drink, "Hey, bartender, I'll bet you a third drink my dog can talk!" "This better be good, man," says the bartender. Guy turns to the dog, "Hey dog, who's the best baseball player?" "Ruth!" "Ok man, that's enough," the bartender says, "You've gotten two free drinks off me, but this joke is getting old. You better just leave." So the man and his dog leave the bar, downtrodden. The dog looks at the man and says, "He must be a DiMaggio fan."
@@kennethsagers8576 The Guy who ends up in "Heaven" and realizes how boring it is - 'A Nice Place to Visit' The slot machine - 'The Fever' The Gremlin on the side of the plane - 'Nightmare at 30,000ft' Hitler related twists - 'He's Alive' and 'The Man in the Bottle' (The former a parable about the toxic legacy of Nazisim, the latter a Be-Careful-What-You-Wish-For genie tale) I think the fly head didn't feature in Twilight Zone though...
@@cheeriosd4879 Twilight Zone has always been a pretty varied anthology show, but I would say about 10%-20% of episodes were related to aliens in some way...
The amazon women's basketball joke is extra fun because they are nearly the height of the net. So they should obviously be able to dunk. Incredible writing.
The Scary Door intros are pretty dead on, the narrator really worked on Rod Serling's distinctive speech patterns. They especially got the clipped drop at the end of phrases that Serling did. Too many people draw it out too much and accidentally sound more like a more comprehensible version of Winston Churchill.
@@blokvader8283 yeah in order that clip was a reference to: a nice place to visit, nightmare at 20,000 feet, whatever the name of that genie one was, and im honestly not sure what the fly is a reference to
I just noticed the joke at 2:47. Fry says "no one likes them at first, but they'll grow on you", even though there are literally none left in the universe.
I just now got that bender was referencing Futurama when he said "Another classic sci fi show canceled before its time." The jokes are so layered its incredible.
@@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger there’s a rule in quantum mechanics known as the measurement postulate. It says that for a quantum event ( like position of two close electrons) there is an associated random-esque probability for finding one electron in a certain position. However once you make a measurement of the system you know where the electron is so there is no longer a random chance of finding it at either position (there’s 100% chance it’s where you measured it, after all you saw it). This is known as collapsing the wave function, and can be referred to as changing the outcome through measurement, since the event went from a random chance state to an observed known state. This material is typically covered in the first undergraduate quantum mechanics course
@@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger there's a famous quantum mechanics study where it resulted in different outcomes depending on if the scientists were actively watching it or simply looking at the results afterwards
I've noticed the two before but I just noticed that as it's going on Bender also notes it mid dream and goes "1s and 0s, 2, 1" or something like that lol
"No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!" That's just, a perfect example of what makes this show timeless, people making it are smart as fuck and they go for it
Futurama is the best animated show ever made, it is far wittier than any other show, it covers all the jokes from incredibly smart humor to dumpster stupid but also manages to drive the plot along without cheap cutaway humor that shows like Family Guy rely heavily on. "And now I am leaving for no apparent raisin". - Brain -
@@smorris12 Yes. Schrödinger's cat is more famous than Heisenberg and even than Schrödinger himself. It was Erwin Schrödinger's argument that fundamental non-determinism is silly, although he later agreed to agree with Bohr's interpretation in Kopenhagen. The reason why it even was a topic was Werner Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, which states, among other things, that the outcome of a measurement depends on the measurement. It can be shown in very simple experiments that a measurement changes what it measures.
It's definitely in the top 10 classic episodes. Too bad Twitter would be demanding Futurama be cancelled if they aired 'Amazon Women in the Mood' today. Or 'Bend Her', come to think of it.
Okay, is kind of cute Fry only remembers he met Leela, and everything else was unimportant Like "I was frozen, met the woman of my dreams... and then what happened?" Idk I think is sweet
For some reason one of my favourite Futurama jokes is in the scooby doo parody where they run through a door in the hallway and they hang on the scene as nothing happens
One of my favourite gags of all time is one I never remembered until recently rewatching. From the Honking. Bender wakes up in an impound lot, covered in oil, after transforming back from the werecar. The surly trucker character wakes him up: Bender: "Help me! I'm scared" Surly guy: "We're all scared. It's the human condition. Why d'ya think I portray this tough guy facade? Now beat it!"
@@jesseshasteen8158 every person in every language has an accent. What you think of as "no accent" is really just the most common American accent of English.
@@jesseshasteen8158 of course you have an accent. Every person in the world has one depending on where they're from. You're just so used to yours you don't recognize it whereas people from outside USA can hear it instantly. American accents are one of the most distinct accents out there. On the other hand I'm from Ireland and to me, I don't hear my own accent but I know others do.
Watching these kicked me right back to sitting around my living room with nothing better to watch on a high school evening. (Still, it's a testament to the writing that even though I must have seen it like 40 freaking times, I still laugh at "Harpoon my ass". Lmao)
Sad post's from a TV show off the air for near 10 years. I may add that a TV show I always enjoyed. And still watch today. The real sad part is Futurama should have at least been kept on the air for a few more years. Like others that still have viewers out of boredom.
I love that WHOLE episode, Fry is trying to get anchovies for his friends to try after they become extinct, and after going Bankrupt, scammed, and EVERYTHING... It ends with the gang hating them and him saying "yeah no one likes em at first". Lovable Idiotism at its finest
@@TheNefastor I took it like he would sell a child since he asked for “one of your young on a roll” and instead of saying we don’t serve children here he said we’re outta rolls. Implying he would potentially sell a child.
I love that the video ends with "So long, jerkwads!" Also, for the first one, you cut off right before "Well, atleast hotdogs haven't changed" which is the funny part lmao
"No fair, you changed the result by measuring it" such a good joke.
Quite possibly my favourite Farnsworth quote.
for anyone not getting it; lookup the double slit experiment.
i'm ashamed to admit that I just now got it
@@Darkstar263 he
ueis
I never got the joke when I first saw the episode. Now I think it's brilliant!
Twelve seasons of Big Bang Theory was time well spent.
"Correct. There's no obligation. Unless of course war were declared"
"What's that?"
"War were declared."
Topical
I love that scene
Funniest subjunctive verb tense joke ever.
"War! It's fantastic!"
I like to think the recruiter pressed a button under the desk
"Let me have one of your young on a roll."
"We're out of rolls."
This show is pure gold.
The animation of the characters eyes looking away before saying it makes it even better. 🙏
Funny yet he ordered a hot dog with a roll in it
@@Documentts
Technailly hotdogs are served on buns not rolls. Rolls I find to be more rounded & fit for patties where as buns are more elongated & fit for frankfurters.
Still funny tho.
@@nadroji6549 i thought buns where bread and rolls where pastry
@@SniffinYaMum
Perhaps they can be, but most of the time rolls are round while buns are long. Although sometimes the 2 can be interchanged sometimes.
- So, they’re trying to LEARN things?
- Right.
- Those BASTARDS!!
“headache with pictures” is my all-time favorite futurama joke, no doubt.
One of my favourite lines in any comedy
Am idea?
@@trankertrank4751 mmmnnnmmm/
"Please Fry, I don't know how to teach, I'm a professor!" Sounds like my collegue professors.
Comment checks out on account of the spelling of 'college'.
Perhaps José Ángel is himself a professor, and was referring to his fellow scholars?
that one made me genuenly laugh
Some of my colleagues truly believe they shouldn’t teach freshmen because they are professors instead of lecturers.
@@moursundjames Both. I'm about to give up, to much gatekeeping (of people who refuse to teach) and disappointment (people who can't teach).
"Please Mr Nixon, we're appealing to your sense of decency."
(Everyone laughs)
This show is ruthless.
ESPECIALLY President Nixon.
I like how even Bender and Leela laugh.
Nixon did nothing wrong.
Fun fact, Nixon was drunk off his gourd basically every day. Every one of his tapes recording his crimes (that he set up himself) he was drunk off his ass.
For as clever as the writing is in this show. I find Fry being Dumb and the Professor being Old jokes to be the ones that make me laugh the most
Roger Ebert once said, "A decent comedian has a couple dozen unique jokes. A fantastic comedian has one or two jokes, but a couple dozen ways to use them."
@Boco Corwin never thought of that comparison before.
Still beyond me that this show never got a 2nd chance in a Prime Time Slot. Its only 2nd chance was late night when most viewers were already in bed.
Bender is the character that made me laugh the most
My favourite is "no im... doesn't"
@@ImaginaryPerson1138 I love the story behind it that Billy West had no idea what he was reading in the studio, but when he saw it on TV, understood the joke and found it hilarious
"How's the job market?"
"Ruff!" Haha never caught that before
Guy goes into a bar with his dog. Guy says to the bartender, "I'll bet you a beer that my dog can talk."
Bartender says, "Ok, let's hear it."
Guy turns to his dog, "Dog, what's the opposite of smooth?"
"Rough!"
Bartender chuckles and gives the guy a beer.
Guy finishes the beer and calls the bartender back over, "I'll bet you another drink my dog can talk."
"I guess I can spare one more," says the bartender.
"Dog," says the guy, "What's on top of a house?"
"Roof!" Barks the dog.
"Ok, ok, fair enough," says the bartender, and hands the guy a drink.
Guy finishes his second drink, "Hey, bartender, I'll bet you a third drink my dog can talk!"
"This better be good, man," says the bartender.
Guy turns to the dog, "Hey dog, who's the best baseball player?"
"Ruth!"
"Ok man, that's enough," the bartender says, "You've gotten two free drinks off me, but this joke is getting old. You better just leave."
So the man and his dog leave the bar, downtrodden.
The dog looks at the man and says, "He must be a DiMaggio fan."
If you watch it again Bender did actually see a 2 in his dream.
I thought this was an April Fool's comment but, no, he actually does lol!
Dont need to i saw it the first time
haha yeah I always saw the 2 ever since I first watched it.
2:57 😄
Luckily when that part came on I remembered just enough from TV to remember that he was dreaming, so I didn't have a heart attack seeing a 2.
"Oh, god you're killin' me! OH GOD, YOU'RE KILLING ME!"
What did you expect by provoking women who are ten feet tall and armed with giant clubs?
Snu Snu
"MOVE YOUR FREAKING HOOF YOU GOAT!!!"
Still one of my favorite lines.
Why does my foot hurt?
Is this what human mating looks like ? ...cause I like it
Even a sadist like Mom just wanted him to leave. XD
Reminds me of my mom lmaooo
Tress is such a brilliant V/A.
The Twilight Zone parody consists of five classic Twilight Zone twists in exactly as many lines, and is all the better for it...
Are they all real things from the show?
@@kennethsagers8576 The Guy who ends up in "Heaven" and realizes how boring it is - 'A Nice Place to Visit'
The slot machine - 'The Fever'
The Gremlin on the side of the plane - 'Nightmare at 30,000ft'
Hitler related twists - 'He's Alive' and 'The Man in the Bottle' (The former a parable about the toxic legacy of Nazisim, the latter a Be-Careful-What-You-Wish-For genie tale)
I think the fly head didn't feature in Twilight Zone though...
@@Rtotalmagic I would guess all the twists were people are revealed to be aliens. ( a bit of a stretch though)
@@cheeriosd4879 Twilight Zone has always been a pretty varied anthology show, but I would say about 10%-20% of episodes were related to aliens in some way...
You are in an area adjacent to a location...
The amazon women's basketball joke is extra fun because they are nearly the height of the net. So they should obviously be able to dunk. Incredible writing.
Yeah my immediate question would be "Bruh, you're like 9 feet tall, you can lay up from standing height"
That’s not really the joke. Sure, it’s a secondary reason for why it’s funny. But the WNBA really does rely on fundamentals
@@wristocrat it's funny cuz dunking is trivial to them so fundamentals are more interesting.
@@chairwood “we no can dunk” they literally say they are incapable of it. How could that be trivial
@@wristocrat the joke is that WNBA used to be interesting, but the uniforms became unisex.
"Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!"
God that joke never gets old, I tear up laughing every time i hear it
Apparently everything in that Scary Door clip was actually taken from real Twilight Zone episodes lmao
Yep, even Hitler
_"saw it coming."_
The Scary Door intros are pretty dead on, the narrator really worked on Rod Serling's distinctive speech patterns. They especially got the clipped drop at the end of phrases that Serling did. Too many people draw it out too much and accidentally sound more like a more comprehensible version of Winston Churchill.
@@blokvader8283 yeah in order that clip was a reference to: a nice place to visit, nightmare at 20,000 feet, whatever the name of that genie one was, and im honestly not sure what the fly is a reference to
I just noticed the joke at 2:47. Fry says "no one likes them at first, but they'll grow on you", even though there are literally none left in the universe.
i just noticed that too lol never got that part of the joke before
They cut out the best part which is that Zoidberg eats them and gets addicted but there are none left so he goes on a rampage.
"Twice the size of three regular spheres" oh man I catch new jokes every time I rewatch this show, I love it
Aka 6 times the size of 1 sphere
@@abigbutterstick1780 or 12 times the size of half a sphere
@@JustKrin The numbers Mason
I love that prosecutor bird. "Your Honor, the prosecution roosts."
I just now got that bender was referencing Futurama when he said "Another classic sci fi show canceled before its time." The jokes are so layered its incredible.
Is that really incredible though?
"I've never heard of such a brutal injustice that I care so little about!"
All the good shows get canceled, sometimes 2 or 3 times
@@slidey1788
Unfortunately that is the case for some reason.
I'm back baby
"Why does Ross, the largest Friend, not simply eat the other five?"
"Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps."
This is a joey heavy episode anyway
@@michaelboydston313 And Joey doesn't share food!
Easy, he's a wuss and a weakling thanks to his parents (mostly his mom), if anyone eats the other five, it'll be Monica.
"Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter" is one of my all time favourite Futurama lines.
“Harpoon my ass” that part gets me laughing
"OK!"
@@samalvey8168 OW! My ass!
Ikr? Leela's casual, "Ok" is what kills me.😂
"Don't listen to that crackpot!"
"But I'm agreeing with you!"
That has got to be one of my favorite moments from the professor.
"Dear God this is an outrage!
I was going to eat that mummy!"
That twist kills me every time.
"Your social security check is late, stuff costs more than it used to, young people use curse words!" 7:22
I'm shocked!
@@davidwuhrer6704 Shocked! Well not that shocked..
LOS JOVENES DICEN PALABROTAS
The way John says it is so perfect
''Please, Fry. I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor!'' My mum heard that from the other room and howled, lol.
My most favorite joke in the series wasn’t included. The “to shreds you say” joke by Farnsworth.
Well, how's his wife holding up? To shreds you say...
It’s random jokes, not best jokes
@@asdf7248 to be fair, he said his favorite, not the best.
He's doing a new comp each month
September video. It's there now.
'Headache with pictures' always cracks me up
“70 years and you remembered my favourite flower”
“Your favourite whaa”😂
"You changed the outcome by measuring it!"
I took 4 years of quantum mechanics in college just to understand this joke.
I don't get it
Oh SHIT, I only just got the rest of the joke, thank you.
@@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger there’s a rule in quantum mechanics known as the measurement postulate. It says that for a quantum event ( like position of two close electrons) there is an associated random-esque probability for finding one electron in a certain position. However once you make a measurement of the system you know where the electron is so there is no longer a random chance of finding it at either position (there’s 100% chance it’s where you measured it, after all you saw it). This is known as collapsing the wave function, and can be referred to as changing the outcome through measurement, since the event went from a random chance state to an observed known state. This material is typically covered in the first undergraduate quantum mechanics course
It took 10 minutes of googling Erwin Schrödinger for me to understand it
@@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger there's a famous quantum mechanics study where it resulted in different outcomes depending on if the scientists were actively watching it or simply looking at the results afterwards
4:02 "but I'm agreeing with you"
"I'll make you eat those words!"
My favorite.
“My god, this is an outrage! *I* was going to eat that mummy!”
The professor snapping at leela for a new set of teeth only for him to try to throw them at wernstrom again has me rolling
2:57 - there was a 2! spooky
It's ok there's no such thing as 2
I've noticed the two before but I just noticed that as it's going on Bender also notes it mid dream and goes "1s and 0s, 2, 1" or something like that lol
"No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"
That's just, a perfect example of what makes this show timeless, people making it are smart as fuck and they go for it
A headache with pictures!
I empathize Fry, I empathize...
4:39 "Mathematics of Wan-Ton Burrito Meals"
All my ideas will be referred to as “headaches with pictures” from now on.
The 10th (1 and 0) joke was also the binary code bit
That had to be intentional or the greatest accident ever (and pun intended on “bit”)
Or was it the second joke :p
@@trequor I get it
"...a giant memory bank twice the size of three ordinary memory banks."
It kills me every time when Nixon yells at Checkers 😂
"SHUT UP DAMNIT!" 😂
And that's a creature he supposedly loves lol
Edit:"loves" lol
0:16 is one of my all time favorites. Its kinda of subtle and and the way the lines are delivered sends it home
"We're out of rolls."
>Gives him a roll
That’s a bun
@@wristocrat many arguments were had trying to categorize hotdogs
'Stuff cost more than they used to'
that one hit hard
Exactly my thoughts, like how sad that aged so well
5:06 caught me completely off guard, I nearly passed away laughing
You're ugly! *laughs in drunk 160 year old scientist*
Futurama is every bit as witty and quotable as The Simpsons but doesn't get the same respect
i actually prefer futurama over the simpsons
What do you mean? Futurama is as respected as it can be, while Simpsons is cinstantly getting trashed for going too long.
Well it reflects the state of education in the country
Futurama is the best animated show ever made, it is far wittier than any other show, it covers all the jokes from incredibly smart humor to dumpster stupid but also manages to drive the plot along without cheap cutaway humor that shows like Family Guy rely heavily on. "And now I am leaving for no apparent raisin". - Brain -
@@joshray7084 love the fact that Fry is aware of the word apparent and can spell it correctly but can't do the same for reason
“…we’re out of rolls.” Always gets me.
6:51 smooth transition
Futurama is like, my perfect form of humor. Like its *exactly* my sense of humor.
“Oh god, you’re killing me!”
“OH GOD YOURE KILLING ME”
Gets me every time
"no fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it"
Schrodinger's rant
Heisenberg, really.
@@davidwuhrer6704 Are you certain?
@@smorris12 Yes.
Schrödinger's cat is more famous than Heisenberg and even than Schrödinger himself. It was Erwin Schrödinger's argument that fundamental non-determinism is silly, although he later agreed to agree with Bohr's interpretation in Kopenhagen.
The reason why it even was a topic was Werner Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, which states, among other things, that the outcome of a measurement depends on the measurement. It can be shown in very simple experiments that a measurement changes what it measures.
@@davidwuhrer6704 I must apologise: it was a joke; a play on words on uncertainty! But an excellent description, nonetheless!
@@davidwuhrer6704 can a measurement measure itself though?
Hahaha oh god, you're killing me...
Ahh!! Oh god, you're killing me!!
IMO Futurama's #1 funniest episode
It's definitely in the top 10 classic episodes. Too bad Twitter would be demanding Futurama be cancelled if they aired 'Amazon Women in the Mood' today. Or 'Bend Her', come to think of it.
@@zbr76 tbf Bend Her is a fucking awful episode. Really disappointing considering how good the rest of the earlier seasons are
@@smacksoftSMA if by "awful" you mean "hilarious". Found the Twitter user.
@@_Stormfather I seriously suggest you touch some grass xx
@@smacksoftSMA your comment got deleted, but I see it in my notifications. The hilarious part is that you don't even deny it 🤣
3:00 I FINALLY saw the two! I remember first seeing this and wondering if there was one.
Omg I never realised! Well spotted 😊
You mean two?
@@richardgratton7557 lol
2:57 at the bottom of the screen
3:22 is one of the funniest bits in any comedy show
Lmao
Okay, is kind of cute Fry only remembers he met Leela, and everything else was unimportant
Like "I was frozen, met the woman of my dreams... and then what happened?"
Idk I think is sweet
It's just a pity women react negatively to that
"Harpoon my ass" got me way harder than it should've.
"Did you explain how the women's good fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk?"
"Yes, they still laugh"
"The men must die!"
Good bye friends I never thought I'd die like this though I always truly hoped . Amen .
This is the best cartoon show without a doubt 💯
1:48 - 2:10 Three amazing jokes in the span of half a minute! This scene gets me every single time!
It's amazing how much more breathing room there was in the early seasons
This is an outrage, I was going to eat that mummy.
“Here, Fry. This is Gorgax, He’s teriyaki style!”
For some reason one of my favourite Futurama jokes is in the scooby doo parody where they run through a door in the hallway and they hang on the scene as nothing happens
“Only if you don’t have any real hope.”
A headache with pictures is one of my favourite jokes of all time
Good thing this is a show about the future. It was so ahead of its time.
This underrated comment deserves applause
(8:17) I've actually had quite a few nightmares like that.
1:48 not sure if this was intentional but the screams matched perfectly
3:50 when I first saw this I was nearly in tears lmao
One of my favourite gags of all time is one I never remembered until recently rewatching. From the Honking. Bender wakes up in an impound lot, covered in oil, after transforming back from the werecar. The surly trucker character wakes him up:
Bender: "Help me! I'm scared"
Surly guy: "We're all scared. It's the human condition. Why d'ya think I portray this tough guy facade? Now beat it!"
I have to give a tip for Futurama's voice acting. This is probably the only one of english shows that actually have understandable accent.
Accent?
I think they're saying that the voice actors enunciate well
@@Keithfert490 maybe or they ain’t from the USA and think we have an accent here certain states do but as a whole country we don’t
@@jesseshasteen8158 every person in every language has an accent. What you think of as "no accent" is really just the most common American accent of English.
@@jesseshasteen8158 of course you have an accent. Every person in the world has one depending on where they're from. You're just so used to yours you don't recognize it whereas people from outside USA can hear it instantly. American accents are one of the most distinct accents out there. On the other hand I'm from Ireland and to me, I don't hear my own accent but I know others do.
The cut between 22 and 23 was great
The bit after the "good news nobodies!" part is also hilarious.
"I give you happy poopy time."
"You know too much."
Only show where every sentence is probably a joke, tie-in joke, running joke, and a joke to intelligent for 99% of viewers to get at the same time. 😂
Watching these kicked me right back to sitting around my living room with nothing better to watch on a high school evening. (Still, it's a testament to the writing that even though I must have seen it like 40 freaking times, I still laugh at "Harpoon my ass". Lmao)
now that it's late November I think it's the perfect time for 30 Futurama jokes to get me through April.
"Move your freaking hoof you goat !" The linte ,the animation, the delivery is all so perfect, has me crying with laughter. 😂
Sad post's from a TV show off the air for near 10 years. I may add that a TV show I always enjoyed. And still watch today. The real sad part is Futurama should have at least been kept on the air for a few more years. Like others that still have viewers out of boredom.
I love that WHOLE episode, Fry is trying to get anchovies for his friends to try after they become extinct, and after going Bankrupt, scammed, and EVERYTHING... It ends with the gang hating them and him saying "yeah no one likes em at first". Lovable Idiotism at its finest
Love the chicken little reference, that character’s hilarious
There's no obligation .... Unless of course war were declared.
War were declared
Oh, god, you’re killin’ me!
OH, GOD, YOU’RE KILLING ME!
The reaction of the guys when they are sentenced to death by snoo snoo 😁
"oh wha- daffodils! 70 years and you remembered they're my favorite flower"
"eh whaa? Why does my foot hurt?"
That one about changing the outcome by measuring it. Gold. Absolutely gold.
"We're out of rolls."
**serves Zoidberg a hotdog**
I take it to mean that although it _looks_ like a roll, whatever the hotdog was served in is probably something much worse than a roll.
@@TheNefastor I took it like he would sell a child since he asked for “one of your young on a roll” and instead of saying we don’t serve children here he said we’re outta rolls. Implying he would potentially sell a child.
“Just give me something crawling with parasites.”
Fastest 9 minutes of my life.
At 2:57, there IS a 2! I love Futurama, and can't wait for the next season! WOO! -Vic
"You're so stinky, you need Right Guard and Left Guard." Hahaha. I love Amy.
I love that the video ends with "So long, jerkwads!"
Also, for the first one, you cut off right before "Well, atleast hotdogs haven't changed" which is the funny part lmao
There's always plenty of lips, lymph nodes, and assholes left for hotdogs.
1:44 I like how one of the penguins steals the watch.
2:26 Fun(?) Fact: That joke is based in truth. 12th century Europeans used to eat mummies for curative reasons.
That can't be healthy.
Gross!
you don't?
Still one of the best descriptions of an idea I've heard in my lifetime!
5:07 the professor's laugh brings me life
“I’m having one of those things! You know, a headache with pictures”
“An idea?”
*points and nods*
"Don't listen to that crackpot."
"But I'm agreeing with you."
"I'll make you eat those words."
Sounds like your typical internet discussion.
Man I forgot how much I liked this show, but your short videos really reminded me of this gem! :)
I think about "war were declared" a lot
Thanks you for the video ☺️ God bless 💓
My favorite line is Professor Farnsworth saying « Why does my foot hurt? » 😂😂😂😂😂
"Please Fry I don't know how to teach, I'm a professor". Having grown and been through third-level education, this joke hits so much harder now lol.