Seinfeld: Penis vs. Brain

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  • @markdaniels7174
    @markdaniels7174 5 років тому +188

    “I swear, Nelson, I don’t even know who you are any more.”
    “I’m Nelson!”

  • @RiddlerQM
    @RiddlerQM 3 роки тому +51

    I love how kramer treats him like a drug addict!🤣🤣

  • @Consolous
    @Consolous 3 роки тому +87

    Rest in peace to Tawny Kitaen who played Isabel here but is most remembered as an iconic 80's rock video vixen. May you find peace wherever you are.

    • @samanthasmith4038
      @samanthasmith4038 3 роки тому +2

      That’s not true she’s in heaven!!! What’s wrong with you

    • @Emcostanza
      @Emcostanza 3 роки тому +3

      @@samanthasmith4038 prove it lol

    • @HighlanderNorth1
      @HighlanderNorth1 3 роки тому +4

      @@Emcostanza
      🌈 I have a telescope that's powerful enough to see clear into heaven, and I've SEEN Tawny Kitaen there! She's back with her old ex boyfriend Robin Crosby, the guitarist from the hair metal group Ratt. He died of AIDS in 2001, but they've got a cure for it up there, so Tawny is safe, no worries..... 😁

    • @adude4491
      @adude4491 3 роки тому +2

      @@HighlanderNorth1 awesome

    • @adude4491
      @adude4491 3 роки тому +1

      I knew I recognized her

  • @Lysimachus
    @Lysimachus 7 років тому +1874

    This Seinfeld episode is so Jewish it has subtitles in Hebrew.

    • @ville7762
      @ville7762 6 років тому +43

      Foucault oy vey

    • @GroundhogDayisAWESOME
      @GroundhogDayisAWESOME 6 років тому +30

      Shalom!

    • @epicpokey02
      @epicpokey02 6 років тому +20

      All I see is peasant language. Peasant!

    • @followingtheroe1952
      @followingtheroe1952 6 років тому +16

      Its so hollywood

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 6 років тому +10

      whats the deal with jews?
      they seem to hate everything because of what some guy wrote something on stone a couple million years ago, who would even care about that anymore?

  • @countdublevay7327
    @countdublevay7327 6 років тому +102

    "He still wins but its not a blow out."
    Who knew that guy had the best line in the whole series?

  • @johncote2776
    @johncote2776 5 років тому +214

    "I don't think this is working"
    .....
    she looks at book...lol

  • @MikeMeehan
    @MikeMeehan 4 роки тому +72

    I fucking LOVE this scene. It’s so out of character for what the show would become but it’s still MARVELOUS

  • @marcbelo7301
    @marcbelo7301 3 роки тому +22

    "Getting weak, losing power"
    "Your nothing without me...nothing".
    "Punk"

  • @nothosaur
    @nothosaur 3 роки тому +26

    "That's your move? Well, that's trouble my friend. "
    I love that line.

  • @romant142
    @romant142 6 років тому +289

    I know it’s just acting but it makes me laugh still The way Jerry put his arms up to catch the pieces

  • @beatle11
    @beatle11 14 років тому +185

    I CANT STAND AROUND HERE WATCHING YOU DESTROY YOURSELF! IT"S EATING ME UP INSIDE!

  • @markholtze7216
    @markholtze7216 8 років тому +334

    Best comedy ever to grace Television.

    • @b.r.buckeyeman460
      @b.r.buckeyeman460 8 років тому +16

      I also like Cheers and Frasier.

    • @GeorgeUK84
      @GeorgeUK84 7 років тому +7

      Love Seinfeld. Don't like Cheers or Frasier.

    • @MoeGreensRightEye
      @MoeGreensRightEye 7 років тому +5

      Seinfeld and Curb

    • @theothertroll
      @theothertroll 7 років тому +4

      Stupid comment - There are many others too - e.i Married with Children, King of Queens, I love Lucy, Bewitched, Sanford and Son, Mash, etc etc

    • @youknowwhoiam2771
      @youknowwhoiam2771 7 років тому +3

      theothertroll. The King of Queens may be the king of... well, Queens but Seinfeld is forever the King of Sitcoms

  • @MelanieOh
    @MelanieOh 8 років тому +436

    turtleneck and a hard hat. 👌

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 6 років тому +11

      Nailed it.

    • @John.S.Patton
      @John.S.Patton 5 років тому +18

      Looks like a ww2 helmet

    • @Kepi1863
      @Kepi1863 4 роки тому +4

      @@John.S.Patton yea its the liner of an M1 Helmet

    • @grangergreenback7152
      @grangergreenback7152 4 роки тому +1

      @@John.S.Patton you know that the penis! Hard hat and turtleneck shirt, you did get that John right?

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 4 роки тому +1

      I was trying to link the two, thank you.

  • @shrapnel77
    @shrapnel77 4 роки тому +30

    Thank god my brain has won most of these battles.

    • @dtowns
      @dtowns 3 роки тому +4

      Lucky man

  • @213byron
    @213byron 5 років тому +82

    3:10 I remember seeing this is a kid and not knowing what the one on the left was 😂😂

  • @rixxy9204
    @rixxy9204 6 років тому +21

    I love how she looks at the script at the end.

  • @ilikevines
    @ilikevines 13 років тому +86

    he still wins but it's not a blowout

  • @ambalavanant
    @ambalavanant 3 роки тому +9

    The writing is just gold

  • @catalogodefantasmas
    @catalogodefantasmas 5 років тому +15

    Actually, she had better acting skills than Jerry

  • @kerrysgold1
    @kerrysgold1 4 роки тому +14

    What an iconic scene, total genius. Glad the brain won😭🤣🤣

  • @MegaPhilX
    @MegaPhilX Рік тому +1

    When Kramer tears the piece of paper up and Jerry flinches at every tear. 🤣

  • @ajet0452
    @ajet0452 5 років тому +8

    The penis vs brain bit made roll on the floor!

  • @tadimaggio
    @tadimaggio 4 роки тому +42

    Anyone who has ever had a good friend who is a. an aspiring actor or actress, and b. TOTALLY untalented can readily identify with Jerry's disgust at reading scenes with Isabelle. Not to mention that, in a series that was overstocked with classic sequences, that penis-brain chess game ("Oh, go read a book") is an absolute gem. (Especially since we all know that Penis' promise -- "I'll be back! You haven't seen the last of me!" -- is ALWAYS true.)

  • @whateverittakes1673
    @whateverittakes1673 5 років тому +40

    And on the eighth day of creation, the LORD created Seinfeld. He saw it, understood the sarcasms and mysteries and saw that it was VERY good.

  • @SF-jn1hp
    @SF-jn1hp 3 роки тому +6

    “Well you just need to relax!” 😂

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 Рік тому +3

    As an avid fan of both chess and Seinfeld, I use the line "That's trouble, my friend!" way too much when I'm playing.

  • @marumisu9560
    @marumisu9560 4 роки тому +13

    This is the deepest lore of the human psyche and its the root cause of bipolarization in all aspects of life.

  • @angeleyeszarai
    @angeleyeszarai 5 років тому +8

    Best TV show of ALL TIME. Period.
    🙌👑👑👑👑

  • @6ANUR34DT81S
    @6ANUR34DT81S 2 роки тому +8

    Penis is such a good villain in this arc. He's also the only character that can beat brain in one hit.

  • @MyKittyPercy
    @MyKittyPercy 3 роки тому +7

    “It’s not like that at all” 😂😂 1:29

  • @yonimiller
    @yonimiller 12 років тому +32

    Seineld = Eternal

  • @SM-qd7po
    @SM-qd7po 4 роки тому +10

    Jerry as an actor is so bad that he is great.

  • @128scarface
    @128scarface 13 років тому +70

    gotta love the hebrew subtitles they just go along well with the show

  • @justsumguy2u
    @justsumguy2u 8 років тому +15

    I never saw this episode before, that was good!

  • @plywoodcarjohnson5412
    @plywoodcarjohnson5412 7 років тому +20

    If u can't get out of it there's nothing but disaster coming. No pun intended.

  • @PaullHutchh
    @PaullHutchh 8 місяців тому

    This is probably one of the most creative skits ever! Seinfeld was GOATED 🐐🐐

  • @LB__1
    @LB__1 3 роки тому +5

    RIP Tawny Kitaen.

  • @canthemannons
    @canthemannons 3 роки тому +10

    When he lost the chess game and slowly started drooping I lost it 😂

  • @utetopia1620
    @utetopia1620 4 роки тому +20

    For those wondering, she's Tawny Kitaen. Stunning on this episode, but somehow, nowadays she looks like a cross between Steven Tyler and the Bogdanoff Twins.

  • @dr.corneliusq.cadbury6984
    @dr.corneliusq.cadbury6984 6 років тому +9

    “It’s not like that at all” ha

  • @ukmedicfrcs
    @ukmedicfrcs 5 років тому +18

    Thats Tawny Kitaen from the WhiteSnake video " Here I go again on my own".

    • @jchis9852
      @jchis9852 5 років тому +1

      Yep

    • @James_Bowie
      @James_Bowie 4 роки тому +1

      After 6 boob jobs she's now a mess: www.eonline.com/au/shows/botched/news/876624/actress-tawny-kitaen-wants-her-boob-implants-removed-on-botched-the-implants-are-down-to-the-bottom-of-my-rib-cage

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 4 роки тому

      It goes to show that penises can’t see into the future. It may have one eye, but it isn’t clairvoyant.

    • @AngelBlu7
      @AngelBlu7 4 роки тому

      James Bowie thank u for sharing this clip. I was wondering what she looks like now.

  • @Kruppt808
    @Kruppt808 4 роки тому +5

    They don't play this episode on tbs😠, I've been looking for it for over a year.

  • @davemathews7890
    @davemathews7890 2 роки тому +1

    I like Jerry because he could have better friends, but sticks with the crappy ones he already has.

  • @drewharrison8151
    @drewharrison8151 6 років тому +16

    The show was so different during the early seasons

    • @monkeyb1820
      @monkeyb1820 Рік тому

      Jerry was sort of a nebbish in the first few episodes. It made it more interesting when he became a lady killer, constantly dating a new hot girl every week or so.

  • @Veed.l0
    @Veed.l0 Рік тому +1

    Now that I've dated someone like this I know exactly what Jerry feels like.

  • @Hipster_Saturn
    @Hipster_Saturn 4 роки тому +24

    Seinfeld, with Hebrew subtitles. The most Jewish video on this platform

    • @BCaqua87
      @BCaqua87 10 місяців тому

      Except the penis has a 'turtleneck'

  • @lindaleelaw5277
    @lindaleelaw5277 5 років тому +28

    Hebrew subtitles ... ,dang and I took French in h.s
    UA-cam: where learning never stops. L' Chaim!

  • @US_John
    @US_John 7 років тому +62

    Kramer great clothes. LARGE SHIRTS 2 collors stripes. Alwayd sharp. pants.Jerry dresses like a boy. White sneakers. Big hairdoo. Tuckes in. Skinny.

    • @HalfB
      @HalfB 5 років тому +10

      john U.S. you do know that that’s how adult guys dressed in the 90’s? Right?

    • @milkocaceres3044
      @milkocaceres3044 5 років тому +4

      Kramer is a 70's style. He talk about that on a video here on UA-cam

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 3 роки тому +1

      They all dressed like shit

  • @shyamsundarrajan2469
    @shyamsundarrajan2469 7 років тому +19

    Seinfeld became smegol

  • @user-ot2pz5pk8l
    @user-ot2pz5pk8l 7 років тому +48

    I'm Nelson!

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 роки тому +4

    0:49 Frodo offering the one ring to Galadriel.

  • @Soul.Is.Willing
    @Soul.Is.Willing 2 роки тому +2

    such a great scene.

  • @ErichoTTA
    @ErichoTTA 15 років тому +5

    Simply lovely.

  • @wuliwei6939
    @wuliwei6939 7 років тому +29

    Just memorize the number!

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 6 років тому +3

      well you just need to relax

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 6 років тому +6

      maybe a hobby, bowling is fun

    • @Justin-on8fi
      @Justin-on8fi 5 років тому +1

      Ribbons0121 R121 wtf are you talking about?

    • @tanyawieczorek7943
      @tanyawieczorek7943 4 роки тому

      Even 90s phones had the last 10 numbers dialled saved 😅

  • @spookybwi
    @spookybwi 3 роки тому +2

    This happen to everyone of us

  • @ThePainOfSilenc
    @ThePainOfSilenc Рік тому +1

    Women simply don’t understand how true this is.

  • @franstorm
    @franstorm 15 років тому +18

    freaking funny and reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 6 років тому +24

    2:16 he looks just like Ray Romano

    • @joshuawaldorf9559
      @joshuawaldorf9559 4 роки тому +2

      SpaceMissile from an angle you're right.

    • @riffdex
      @riffdex 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah they couldn’t afford Jerry for all the scenes so they had to hire Ray to stand in for that part.

    • @kimiraikkonen3726
      @kimiraikkonen3726 4 роки тому

      @@riffdex seriously?

  • @maxdurk4624
    @maxdurk4624 7 років тому +275

    Jerry is suuuuch a bad actor its so funny

    • @romant142
      @romant142 6 років тому +13

      I don’t even know he’s not a good actor it’s still funny

    • @RawDogTV
      @RawDogTV 6 років тому +9

      Max Durk you need mental help immediately

    • @thomasdoyle6812
      @thomasdoyle6812 6 років тому +27

      I thought he was pretty good when he played his own brain.

    • @Bread996
      @Bread996 6 років тому +100

      He’s not an actor he said so many times. He’s just being himself, hence the title of the show.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 6 років тому +6

      no hes not acting
      its a show about nothing so its just his life.

  • @coachgoltzbizpro23
    @coachgoltzbizpro23 3 роки тому +2

    1:57 When Kramer is the smart one in the room, it's a problem...

  • @2003shaker
    @2003shaker 6 років тому +7

    Tawny Kitaen!

  • @shashanksmusings7816
    @shashanksmusings7816 9 місяців тому

    Jerry's natural voice is very good

  • @conscious-typeperson4583
    @conscious-typeperson4583 3 роки тому +2

    RIP Tawny Kitaen

  • @frankthetank1369
    @frankthetank1369 4 роки тому +1

    If he put all those papers together it would be a sheet of paper.

  • @haroldgeorge4412
    @haroldgeorge4412 3 роки тому +1

    RIP Tawney Kitaen 😢

  • @AnthonyP73
    @AnthonyP73 7 років тому +12

    Kramer...I don't have the courage to delete her number from my phone.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 6 років тому +1

      I CANT STAND STANDING AROUND AND SEE YOU DESTROYING YOURSELF LIKE THIS, ITS EATING ME UP INSIDE!
      *opens door, walks out and slams door*

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 4 роки тому

      Ribbons0121 R121 What Kramer did was what any good friend would do.

  • @WarNoMoreMan
    @WarNoMoreMan 2 роки тому +1

    Thats a great one!

  • @ultimatewarrior9589
    @ultimatewarrior9589 22 дні тому

    "Its eating me up inside" 😂

  • @jchis9852
    @jchis9852 5 років тому +1

    The schmeckle goes down for the count.

  • @hankthetank8039
    @hankthetank8039 5 років тому +5

    This video should be retitled: It vs. Brain

    • @ayandak47
      @ayandak47 5 років тому

      Why?

    • @hankthetank8039
      @hankthetank8039 5 років тому +4

      @@ayandak47 Because every other time the word penis was mentioned on the show, the characters would refer to the word as "it". I was actually shocked when I heard Jerry say penis out loud since he would never say it again for the rest of the show's history. One of the show's most famous uses of comedic censoring was in The Contest, where masturbation was the main topic of the episode, but the word itself was never said out loud by any of the characters, which made it that much funnier when they brought it up.

  • @idonahari1
    @idonahari1 13 років тому +29

    I'm Nelson! :ם

  •  7 років тому +13

    19 people may have a penis, but they have no brain.

  • @alessandrocolumbu
    @alessandrocolumbu 6 років тому +4

    Pure Larry David 100%

  • @gelsonnicolinimonteiro2667
    @gelsonnicolinimonteiro2667 4 роки тому +2

    This is fiction. The brain Never win.

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 3 роки тому +1

    Checkmate

  • @byronp2311
    @byronp2311 4 роки тому

    I'd forgotten this one. I don't know why.

  • @exas4791
    @exas4791 4 роки тому +1

    Where’s the rest of this story ?

  • @McconneIIRet
    @McconneIIRet 2 роки тому +1

    This is so brilliant!

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 3 роки тому +1

    Let's Play

  • @whatchutalkinaboutwillard6547
    @whatchutalkinaboutwillard6547 3 роки тому

    My organs are playing chess again

  • @shawnbicknell7796
    @shawnbicknell7796 4 роки тому

    They took a scene from the movie Fatso. Check out the key to the pantry scene in fatso.

  • @jd7699
    @jd7699 4 роки тому +2

    Tawny was it back in the late 80s and early 90s

  • @kevinconleyii6548
    @kevinconleyii6548 3 роки тому +2

    3:01 : as a person who was in a bowling team in high school, I AM VERY OFFENDED!!

  • @dorsal-qb5fr
    @dorsal-qb5fr 4 роки тому +1

    Toni Kataen? I definitely get it!

  • @paulmartinson875
    @paulmartinson875 2 роки тому

    You're nothing without me, nothing!

  • @Nikodymus
    @Nikodymus 3 роки тому

    He shrinks inward…oh…dear

  • @cheshire147
    @cheshire147 3 роки тому

    Anna worth it

  • @bobbylee2853
    @bobbylee2853 4 роки тому

    Grey versus purple!

  • @aliensoup2420
    @aliensoup2420 7 років тому +28

    I wonder if Jerry was personally involved in casting his on-screen girlfriends, they were all so hot. With the exception of Jenean Garafalo, which oddly was the only one he ever tried to marry.

    • @audrasitarek9113
      @audrasitarek9113 6 років тому +1

      Alien Soup lol great observation! And his wife in real life very plain

    • @Gos1234567
      @Gos1234567 6 років тому +2

      Alien Soup surely he weinsteind a few of them

    • @gooner4life518
      @gooner4life518 5 років тому

      We marry the hot ones they are usually the crazy insecure ones

  • @rennat516
    @rennat516 4 роки тому

    LOL “it’s not like that at all”

  • @tommyhallum78
    @tommyhallum78 4 роки тому +1

    I'm Nelson!..

  • @jordancooperlalala
    @jordancooperlalala 2 роки тому

    Love this scene, but why are they on helium? Speeding it up really hurts the comic timing.

  • @martinpye798
    @martinpye798 8 років тому +20

    Tawny Kitaen. Still a fox.

    • @TheSpark717
      @TheSpark717 7 років тому +6

      not gonna lie, that pic made me jump. she looks so uncanny... like one of those masks from the first purge movie

    • @EmpressLilith222
      @EmpressLilith222 7 років тому +4

      Geez people can be so harsh. Do something completely natural and unavoidable like age and you’re considered a cow?

    • @artsmith103
      @artsmith103 6 років тому +1

      * ღ * Jess * ღ * That's not natural!

    • @domydishes
      @domydishes 6 років тому +2

      Thats not aging. Thats botched surgery after botched surgery after botched surgery.

    • @theflyingfisherman7829
      @theflyingfisherman7829 Рік тому

      Never was a fox.

  • @_.El._
    @_.El._ 4 роки тому

    We've all been there

  • @Coolrockndad
    @Coolrockndad 9 років тому +2

    One of the best! So funny!

  • @joshfactor1
    @joshfactor1 4 роки тому

    does anyone know if that's a real play?

  • @h.epennypacker2598
    @h.epennypacker2598 4 роки тому +2

    Larry David and Jerry at their best.. w Michael and everyone.. T K!!!!

  • @JamesB21a
    @JamesB21a 4 роки тому

    Was this episode banned in syndication? I don't think I ever saw on TV.

  • @samuelsmith5400
    @samuelsmith5400 2 роки тому

    seeing hebrew subtitles on a Seinfeld episode is nice

  • @BRBrown-fj2wy
    @BRBrown-fj2wy 7 років тому +6

    It makes it even more pathetic with a higher pitch voice. Well done ;)