@@Emcostanza 🌈 I have a telescope that's powerful enough to see clear into heaven, and I've SEEN Tawny Kitaen there! She's back with her old ex boyfriend Robin Crosby, the guitarist from the hair metal group Ratt. He died of AIDS in 2001, but they've got a cure for it up there, so Tawny is safe, no worries..... 😁
whats the deal with jews? they seem to hate everything because of what some guy wrote something on stone a couple million years ago, who would even care about that anymore?
Anyone who has ever had a good friend who is a. an aspiring actor or actress, and b. TOTALLY untalented can readily identify with Jerry's disgust at reading scenes with Isabelle. Not to mention that, in a series that was overstocked with classic sequences, that penis-brain chess game ("Oh, go read a book") is an absolute gem. (Especially since we all know that Penis' promise -- "I'll be back! You haven't seen the last of me!" -- is ALWAYS true.)
For those wondering, she's Tawny Kitaen. Stunning on this episode, but somehow, nowadays she looks like a cross between Steven Tyler and the Bogdanoff Twins.
After 6 boob jobs she's now a mess: www.eonline.com/au/shows/botched/news/876624/actress-tawny-kitaen-wants-her-boob-implants-removed-on-botched-the-implants-are-down-to-the-bottom-of-my-rib-cage
Jerry was sort of a nebbish in the first few episodes. It made it more interesting when he became a lady killer, constantly dating a new hot girl every week or so.
@@ayandak47 Because every other time the word penis was mentioned on the show, the characters would refer to the word as "it". I was actually shocked when I heard Jerry say penis out loud since he would never say it again for the rest of the show's history. One of the show's most famous uses of comedic censoring was in The Contest, where masturbation was the main topic of the episode, but the word itself was never said out loud by any of the characters, which made it that much funnier when they brought it up.
I wonder if Jerry was personally involved in casting his on-screen girlfriends, they were all so hot. With the exception of Jenean Garafalo, which oddly was the only one he ever tried to marry.
“I swear, Nelson, I don’t even know who you are any more.”
“I’m Nelson!”
Nelson from the simpsons: HA HA.
I love how kramer treats him like a drug addict!🤣🤣
Rest in peace to Tawny Kitaen who played Isabel here but is most remembered as an iconic 80's rock video vixen. May you find peace wherever you are.
That’s not true she’s in heaven!!! What’s wrong with you
@@samanthasmith4038 prove it lol
@@Emcostanza
🌈 I have a telescope that's powerful enough to see clear into heaven, and I've SEEN Tawny Kitaen there! She's back with her old ex boyfriend Robin Crosby, the guitarist from the hair metal group Ratt. He died of AIDS in 2001, but they've got a cure for it up there, so Tawny is safe, no worries..... 😁
@@HighlanderNorth1 awesome
I knew I recognized her
This Seinfeld episode is so Jewish it has subtitles in Hebrew.
Foucault oy vey
Shalom!
All I see is peasant language. Peasant!
Its so hollywood
whats the deal with jews?
they seem to hate everything because of what some guy wrote something on stone a couple million years ago, who would even care about that anymore?
"He still wins but its not a blow out."
Who knew that guy had the best line in the whole series?
"I don't think this is working"
.....
she looks at book...lol
I fucking LOVE this scene. It’s so out of character for what the show would become but it’s still MARVELOUS
"Getting weak, losing power"
"Your nothing without me...nothing".
"Punk"
"That's your move? Well, that's trouble my friend. "
I love that line.
I know it’s just acting but it makes me laugh still The way Jerry put his arms up to catch the pieces
Roman T 😂😂😂
He is just so bad at acting it's good😂
The best part, lol! It always gets me hahaha!
@@klayden0048 I’m cracking up
I CANT STAND AROUND HERE WATCHING YOU DESTROY YOURSELF! IT"S EATING ME UP INSIDE!
beatle11 Ohhh....That Kramer.
Leaves in disgust, comes back for food 😄
Best comedy ever to grace Television.
I also like Cheers and Frasier.
Love Seinfeld. Don't like Cheers or Frasier.
Seinfeld and Curb
Stupid comment - There are many others too - e.i Married with Children, King of Queens, I love Lucy, Bewitched, Sanford and Son, Mash, etc etc
theothertroll. The King of Queens may be the king of... well, Queens but Seinfeld is forever the King of Sitcoms
turtleneck and a hard hat. 👌
Nailed it.
Looks like a ww2 helmet
@@John.S.Patton yea its the liner of an M1 Helmet
@@John.S.Patton you know that the penis! Hard hat and turtleneck shirt, you did get that John right?
I was trying to link the two, thank you.
Thank god my brain has won most of these battles.
Lucky man
3:10 I remember seeing this is a kid and not knowing what the one on the left was 😂😂
"Uhhh Military guy?"
I love how she looks at the script at the end.
he still wins but it's not a blowout
The writing is just gold
Actually, she had better acting skills than Jerry
What an iconic scene, total genius. Glad the brain won😭🤣🤣
When Kramer tears the piece of paper up and Jerry flinches at every tear. 🤣
The penis vs brain bit made roll on the floor!
Anyone who has ever had a good friend who is a. an aspiring actor or actress, and b. TOTALLY untalented can readily identify with Jerry's disgust at reading scenes with Isabelle. Not to mention that, in a series that was overstocked with classic sequences, that penis-brain chess game ("Oh, go read a book") is an absolute gem. (Especially since we all know that Penis' promise -- "I'll be back! You haven't seen the last of me!" -- is ALWAYS true.)
And on the eighth day of creation, the LORD created Seinfeld. He saw it, understood the sarcasms and mysteries and saw that it was VERY good.
“Well you just need to relax!” 😂
As an avid fan of both chess and Seinfeld, I use the line "That's trouble, my friend!" way too much when I'm playing.
This is the deepest lore of the human psyche and its the root cause of bipolarization in all aspects of life.
Best TV show of ALL TIME. Period.
🙌👑👑👑👑
Penis is such a good villain in this arc. He's also the only character that can beat brain in one hit.
“It’s not like that at all” 😂😂 1:29
Seineld = Eternal
Jerry as an actor is so bad that he is great.
gotta love the hebrew subtitles they just go along well with the show
I never saw this episode before, that was good!
If u can't get out of it there's nothing but disaster coming. No pun intended.
This is probably one of the most creative skits ever! Seinfeld was GOATED 🐐🐐
RIP Tawny Kitaen.
She was so Hot!
When he lost the chess game and slowly started drooping I lost it 😂
For those wondering, she's Tawny Kitaen. Stunning on this episode, but somehow, nowadays she looks like a cross between Steven Tyler and the Bogdanoff Twins.
She passed away today at 59
I don't find her stunning at all.
“It’s not like that at all” ha
Thats Tawny Kitaen from the WhiteSnake video " Here I go again on my own".
Yep
After 6 boob jobs she's now a mess: www.eonline.com/au/shows/botched/news/876624/actress-tawny-kitaen-wants-her-boob-implants-removed-on-botched-the-implants-are-down-to-the-bottom-of-my-rib-cage
It goes to show that penises can’t see into the future. It may have one eye, but it isn’t clairvoyant.
James Bowie thank u for sharing this clip. I was wondering what she looks like now.
They don't play this episode on tbs😠, I've been looking for it for over a year.
I like Jerry because he could have better friends, but sticks with the crappy ones he already has.
The show was so different during the early seasons
Jerry was sort of a nebbish in the first few episodes. It made it more interesting when he became a lady killer, constantly dating a new hot girl every week or so.
Now that I've dated someone like this I know exactly what Jerry feels like.
Seinfeld, with Hebrew subtitles. The most Jewish video on this platform
Except the penis has a 'turtleneck'
Hebrew subtitles ... ,dang and I took French in h.s
UA-cam: where learning never stops. L' Chaim!
Kramer great clothes. LARGE SHIRTS 2 collors stripes. Alwayd sharp. pants.Jerry dresses like a boy. White sneakers. Big hairdoo. Tuckes in. Skinny.
john U.S. you do know that that’s how adult guys dressed in the 90’s? Right?
Kramer is a 70's style. He talk about that on a video here on UA-cam
They all dressed like shit
Seinfeld became smegol
I'm Nelson!
0:49 Frodo offering the one ring to Galadriel.
such a great scene.
Simply lovely.
Just memorize the number!
well you just need to relax
maybe a hobby, bowling is fun
Ribbons0121 R121 wtf are you talking about?
Even 90s phones had the last 10 numbers dialled saved 😅
This happen to everyone of us
Women simply don’t understand how true this is.
freaking funny and reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Fran Marte Its great right.
2:16 he looks just like Ray Romano
SpaceMissile from an angle you're right.
Yeah they couldn’t afford Jerry for all the scenes so they had to hire Ray to stand in for that part.
@@riffdex seriously?
Jerry is suuuuch a bad actor its so funny
I don’t even know he’s not a good actor it’s still funny
Max Durk you need mental help immediately
I thought he was pretty good when he played his own brain.
He’s not an actor he said so many times. He’s just being himself, hence the title of the show.
no hes not acting
its a show about nothing so its just his life.
1:57 When Kramer is the smart one in the room, it's a problem...
Tawny Kitaen!
Jerry's natural voice is very good
RIP Tawny Kitaen
Who
@@marioiacolucci the actress that portrayed Isabell in this sketch
If he put all those papers together it would be a sheet of paper.
RIP Tawney Kitaen 😢
😢
Kramer...I don't have the courage to delete her number from my phone.
I CANT STAND STANDING AROUND AND SEE YOU DESTROYING YOURSELF LIKE THIS, ITS EATING ME UP INSIDE!
*opens door, walks out and slams door*
Ribbons0121 R121 What Kramer did was what any good friend would do.
Thats a great one!
"Its eating me up inside" 😂
The schmeckle goes down for the count.
This video should be retitled: It vs. Brain
Why?
@@ayandak47 Because every other time the word penis was mentioned on the show, the characters would refer to the word as "it". I was actually shocked when I heard Jerry say penis out loud since he would never say it again for the rest of the show's history. One of the show's most famous uses of comedic censoring was in The Contest, where masturbation was the main topic of the episode, but the word itself was never said out loud by any of the characters, which made it that much funnier when they brought it up.
I'm Nelson! :ם
19 people may have a penis, but they have no brain.
Pure Larry David 100%
This is fiction. The brain Never win.
Checkmate
I'd forgotten this one. I don't know why.
Where’s the rest of this story ?
This is so brilliant!
Let's Play
My organs are playing chess again
They took a scene from the movie Fatso. Check out the key to the pantry scene in fatso.
Tawny was it back in the late 80s and early 90s
3:01 : as a person who was in a bowling team in high school, I AM VERY OFFENDED!!
Toni Kataen? I definitely get it!
You're nothing without me, nothing!
He shrinks inward…oh…dear
Anna worth it
Grey versus purple!
I wonder if Jerry was personally involved in casting his on-screen girlfriends, they were all so hot. With the exception of Jenean Garafalo, which oddly was the only one he ever tried to marry.
Alien Soup lol great observation! And his wife in real life very plain
Alien Soup surely he weinsteind a few of them
We marry the hot ones they are usually the crazy insecure ones
LOL “it’s not like that at all”
I'm Nelson!..
Love this scene, but why are they on helium? Speeding it up really hurts the comic timing.
Tawny Kitaen. Still a fox.
not gonna lie, that pic made me jump. she looks so uncanny... like one of those masks from the first purge movie
Geez people can be so harsh. Do something completely natural and unavoidable like age and you’re considered a cow?
* ღ * Jess * ღ * That's not natural!
Thats not aging. Thats botched surgery after botched surgery after botched surgery.
Never was a fox.
We've all been there
One of the best! So funny!
does anyone know if that's a real play?
Larry David and Jerry at their best.. w Michael and everyone.. T K!!!!
Was this episode banned in syndication? I don't think I ever saw on TV.
seeing hebrew subtitles on a Seinfeld episode is nice
It makes it even more pathetic with a higher pitch voice. Well done ;)