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  • Опубліковано 29 жов 2013
  • Jon revisits R.L. Stine's Goosebumps series for halloween! PART DEUX!
    / jontronshow
    / jontronshow
    Credits:
    Shane Gill for Lil' JonTron Head Splat: / dykgaming
    Keanu Modeseven Jones for JonTron Logo: modeseven.deviantart.com/
    Michael 'Michafrar' Azzi for Halloween Intro Animation and Pixel Art: / michafrar
    Jerrod 'JerryTerry' Waters for Halloween Intro Theme: / xxjerryterryxx
    Chris Niosi for filming and help: chrisniosi.com/tome/
    Nicole Rodriguez for filming and help.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 22 тис.

  • @g3805
    @g3805 5 років тому +4208

    Can a guy get some privacy?
    You can, with expressVPN

  • @snorlzsnorly6250
    @snorlzsnorly6250 9 років тому +2664

    I imagine kids going through puberty, and being horrified because they think they're turning in to dogs.

    • @cosmicasian
      @cosmicasian 9 років тому +62

      XD OMG THIS JUST MADE MY DAY

    • @snorlzsnorly6250
      @snorlzsnorly6250 9 років тому +17

      damon pio You're welcome.

    • @egwofcourse2
      @egwofcourse2 9 років тому +16

      I wanna thumb this up 100 times

    • @jacobhernandez4488
      @jacobhernandez4488 9 років тому +8

      That is figuratively the best thing I have ever heard in my life.

    • @Maximus0451
      @Maximus0451 9 років тому +7

      100th like. :3

  • @NancyWheelersHugeassRifle
    @NancyWheelersHugeassRifle Рік тому +512

    jerry: I saw a light in the cave
    cousin grandpa: that's just aurora borealis now eat your steamed hams

    • @Mister-Red
      @Mister-Red Рік тому +15

      Air is coming out of my nose

    • @vintendovs
      @vintendovs Рік тому +31

      At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your cavern?

    • @galaxa88
      @galaxa88 Рік тому +19

      @@vintendovs Yes!

    • @spectralknightgaming8364
      @spectralknightgaming8364 Рік тому +21

      @@galaxa88 May I see it?

    • @Paradoxical-Enigma
      @Paradoxical-Enigma Рік тому +21

      ​@@spectralknightgaming8364.....No

  • @metafate
    @metafate 2 роки тому +1232

    if you're worried about the plot of "my hairiest adventure", the kids never existed. they were all dogs from the start. the town they live in is actually a government-owned testing lab, and the doctor that jon made fun of in 6:09 turns animals into children and gives them to adults who act like parents raising them

    • @wolfwarlordjake8992
      @wolfwarlordjake8992 2 роки тому

      Did the tanning lotion undo the experiments that turned them into kids?

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex Рік тому +153

      bruh what lmao

    • @pipedream2556
      @pipedream2556 Рік тому +232

      So...the main character was a dog turned into a human who was allergic to dogs?!

    • @surgeco.channel8972
      @surgeco.channel8972 Рік тому +331

      Also, at the end of the book the main character (now a dog) sees his “parents” come home with a new baby that is very heavily implied to be his cat transformed into a human.

    • @addemup8645
      @addemup8645 Рік тому +63

      WATDAFUQ

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 8 років тому +4981

    2:30
    "INSTANT TAN gives you an INSTANT TAN"
    Well, good. I would be a bit worried if it gave me a velociraptor.

    • @Leet-iz2fz
      @Leet-iz2fz 8 років тому +111

      Like that scene from the Gmod Idiot Box where the AXE spray can literally sprays an axe into your face?

    • @velociraptor5512
      @velociraptor5512 8 років тому +81

      What's so bad about velociraptors?

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika 8 років тому +82

      +Leet 1337
      My roommates were talking about a shoe one of them thought someone had sprayed something on, and he said "It's wet and smells like axe."
      I said,
      "Oh, someone was executed on it."

    • @Leet-iz2fz
      @Leet-iz2fz 8 років тому +16

      +Veloci Raptor Well, velociraptor, not all of your species is as nice as you might be.

    • @velociraptor5512
      @velociraptor5512 8 років тому

      Leet 1337 true

  • @JasminLeblanc
    @JasminLeblanc 8 років тому +8199

    Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? at this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within that cave?

  • @Shadoboy
    @Shadoboy 3 роки тому +534

    "Cousin! There's a ghost in the cave!"
    "No Jerry, it's just the northern lights"

    • @rustyshackelford312
      @rustyshackelford312 2 роки тому +11

      This comment should have more likes.

    • @tacosquirrel9509
      @tacosquirrel9509 2 роки тому +51

      "Aurora borealis. At this time of year. At this time of day. Completely localized in the cave?"

    • @UmbraMan1
      @UmbraMan1 2 роки тому +18

      @@tacosquirrel9509
      Yes

    • @UmbraMan1
      @UmbraMan1 2 роки тому +5

      @@bullymaguire9987
      Please, if you do this I will lose everything. There’s not a comment section on UA-cam that’ll hire me

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 2 роки тому +14

      @@UmbraMan1 May I see it?

  • @krakios3950
    @krakios3950 4 роки тому +658

    "Cousin Grandpa", son of Uncle Grandpa.

    • @nibsin
      @nibsin 3 роки тому +4

      Maybe

    • @sammyqwq8567
      @sammyqwq8567 3 роки тому +20

      that would be cousin father

    • @krakios3950
      @krakios3950 3 роки тому +5

      @@sammyqwq8567 Good point

    • @timothyowen4785
      @timothyowen4785 3 роки тому +7

      @@sammyqwq8567 So he's the _nephew_ of Uncle Grandpa.

    • @ob2kenobi388
      @ob2kenobi388 3 роки тому +3

      And both if them trumped only by: 12:31

  • @skibur848
    @skibur848 4 роки тому +4446

    “My hairiest adventure”
    Sounds like a puberty thing they show you in middle school.

    • @penny7161
      @penny7161 4 роки тому +23

      lol

    • @rockythesnailracechampion7144
      @rockythesnailracechampion7144 4 роки тому +90

      @@jellybonk1251 That would be called "My furry adventure"
      The cover would have a furry running from Furry Hunters, wearing a torn fur suit, arrow through the arm, Terrified.

    • @herrmannator_0611
      @herrmannator_0611 4 роки тому +11

      How come I wasn't shown this in middle school

    • @jwilson544
      @jwilson544 3 роки тому +6

      I've literally only know about this video though clips. Literally thought that's what it was 😂

    • @nezumi6554
      @nezumi6554 3 роки тому +13

      STOP!!!

  • @HMZeroTwo
    @HMZeroTwo 5 років тому +3778

    Can a guy get some _privacy?_
    *_HMMM-HM-HM! HMMM-HM-HM!_*

    • @judaha.7430
      @judaha.7430 5 років тому +42

      The first time I watched that part, I was legit crept out

    • @ak47_otb
      @ak47_otb 5 років тому +49

      I laughed so hard

    • @Y2KLxve
      @Y2KLxve 4 роки тому +23

      zl3m captions says Can I get some fries LMAO

    • @thorn9382
      @thorn9382 4 роки тому +4

      Sounds like the space jam death sound.

    • @shuggie83wuggie97
      @shuggie83wuggie97 4 роки тому +19

      *stabbing noises intensify*

  • @Gameface9782
    @Gameface9782 4 роки тому +564

    “Aurora Borealis, at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within the Ghost Cave?”

  • @trumangraham2602
    @trumangraham2602 2 роки тому +429

    4:59 I love how he just sees a tiny piece of hair that could have come from anywhere and his first reaction is to slap the corn out of the guy's hands and run away.

    • @anglepsycho
      @anglepsycho Рік тому +11

      He deadass forgot you can just wear gloves and you'll be fine as long as they aren't an ugly shape or color

    • @huntercoleman460
      @huntercoleman460 Рік тому +4

      @@anglepsycho corn worms. Deadly.

    • @sofakingonmynuts1438
      @sofakingonmynuts1438 Рік тому

      I mean he is a dog, i think he acts fine if you think of him as a dog the whole time, or his mindset is a dog

    • @kristamiller2931
      @kristamiller2931 Рік тому +6

      Corn has hair at the end of its husk

    • @kristamiller2931
      @kristamiller2931 Рік тому +6

      I love corn

  • @mutantalloy6288
    @mutantalloy6288 4 роки тому +2976

    “I’m not a ghost”
    Sources: *Dude trust me*

  • @cacomeatballmarinara2014
    @cacomeatballmarinara2014 5 років тому +2428

    “The ghost lives over there”
    Keywords: GHOST and LIVES.

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch 4 роки тому +207

      Correct version: The spectre's spook-space is over yonder, where it wonders and ponders the perplexing phenomenon of undeath.

    • @user-hh5vd5gh8r
      @user-hh5vd5gh8r 4 роки тому +142

      @@MoonPatch MY Version: **inhales** The pasty boi be spookin' thattaway!

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch 4 роки тому +24

      @@user-hh5vd5gh8r I like yours better honestly

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 4 роки тому +11

      Mr Phantomton does reside in this estate.

    • @geraldcosbyheremkay
      @geraldcosbyheremkay 4 роки тому +2

      MIND FRICK

  • @KaiBlackstar22
    @KaiBlackstar22 3 роки тому +302

    "Stay with us Cousin!"
    Jon's reaction was hilarious.

  • @orthusgames9888
    @orthusgames9888 3 роки тому +741

    "I don't like where this is going. stop. stop. The FBI are going to be knocking on my door any moment now... No no nnonononnononono. Please you don't understand what your doing. Ahhhhhhh"
    This is still the funniest quote you've ever put out Jon

  • @pikitat
    @pikitat 7 років тому +2858

    "Hair
    In unexpected places"
    _I don't like where this is going._

  • @Pironesia
    @Pironesia 7 років тому +537

    "Can a guy get some ᕿᖇᓎᓿᐻᗅᑤᖻ? ᕼᙢᙢ ᕼᙢᙢ ᕼᙢᙢᙢᙢ!!"

    • @itzyaboiham1653
      @itzyaboiham1653 7 років тому +20

      Cinder Woods
      Me when I play Gun Game and knife everyone.

    • @alexr6705
      @alexr6705 7 років тому +32

      Cinder Woods САИТ А GЦУ GЕТ SОМЕ PЯIVАСЧ? HMШ HMШ HMШ

    • @flex9696
      @flex9696 7 років тому

      Cinder Woods how do you type like that

    • @tacotom5679
      @tacotom5679 6 років тому

      Cinder Woods lol I died at that part

    • @imaducky2617
      @imaducky2617 6 років тому

      nice job using cyrillic alex

  • @kirind.dragon1901
    @kirind.dragon1901 3 роки тому +196

    4:07 the birth of a legendary meme

    • @Elysia_bed
      @Elysia_bed 3 роки тому +2

      *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

    • @peterjackson6011
      @peterjackson6011 3 роки тому +13

      Jon is a living meme.

    • @robertbanachowski1546
      @robertbanachowski1546 2 роки тому +4

      Me when I see a cutscene/screen in changed. *Most of the time it means yo gonna get transfurred*

  • @michaelchesnut865
    @michaelchesnut865 3 роки тому +150

    The ending of the Beach Ghosts episode is literally just the pointing spiderman meme.

  • @TK0921
    @TK0921 5 років тому +3654

    Jacques is so precious. Look at him clinging to Jon’s shirt like a little bird pin. What a cute bird.

  • @thechaserv97
    @thechaserv97 9 років тому +3754

    Is no one going to acknowledge the fact that the black kid put the tanning solution on

  • @cuteinnit2719
    @cuteinnit2719 3 роки тому +1098

    4:09 I don't like where this is going
    4:14 STOP
    4:18 STOP
    5:45 S T O P
    The legend has spoken the word

  • @cyton18
    @cyton18 3 роки тому +208

    16:46 my favorite line 🤣 “Get out of here you bastard, I’m sick of your shit”

  • @ashrimplecreature9210
    @ashrimplecreature9210 4 роки тому +5336

    Who else is here 6 years later reminiscing about simpler times
    Edit: uh oh make that 7
    Edit2: noooooooOO ITS 8

    • @alexgray2039
      @alexgray2039 4 роки тому +153

      And missing the best birb on the internet.

    • @mcdonaldsicecreammachine8917
      @mcdonaldsicecreammachine8917 4 роки тому +23

      Yup

    • @LordTalax
      @LordTalax 4 роки тому +47

      Yeah that shitty Ghost beach stuff was my favorite jontron

    • @kyro8559
      @kyro8559 4 роки тому +35

      About funnier times, really

    • @Andres33AU
      @Andres33AU 4 роки тому +45

      I can't believe this was already 6 years ago. Also my favourite bit: STAHP!!!!

  • @dustinrausch5008
    @dustinrausch5008 5 років тому +1018

    "Don't be unlucky and be a dog."
    Words to live by.

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 4 роки тому +23

      I want an alternate version where a bunch of dogs found out they were human the whole time.

    • @skimpskomp
      @skimpskomp 4 роки тому +5

      @@troodon1096 they just be wonderin why they so tall

    • @Godzillafan1980
      @Godzillafan1980 2 роки тому +1

      In Asia anyway am I RIGHT 😂😂😂😂

  • @highestsettings
    @highestsettings 3 роки тому +123

    "Don't be unlucky and be a dog."
    I'm gonna carry that wisdom to my grave.

  • @samuelrowland1209
    @samuelrowland1209 3 роки тому +304

    The twice removed title means that they are separated by 2 generations. So, they are cousins but they are also in the same generation as the kid's grandparents would be.
    It's actually somewhat clever, it let's them be distant relatives and at the same time grandparent-esque figures for the charachers.

    • @dark_heretek
      @dark_heretek 3 роки тому +11

      Good to know

    • @arfansthename
      @arfansthename 2 роки тому +7

      Lemme get this straight, someone's brother, twice removed, is someone's grandbrother _and_ your brother.

    • @highestsettings
      @highestsettings 2 роки тому +19

      Fourth cousins twice removed in that direction means their closest shared ancestor is a great-great-great-great-great-grandparent.
      Which makes them so distant they might as well not even be related lol. They're basically staying with complete strangers.

    • @yourresume373
      @yourresume373 2 роки тому +7

      @@arfansthename the hell is a grandbrother

    • @arfansthename
      @arfansthename 2 роки тому +1

      @@yourresume373 idk i was going for an example lmao

  • @ethanlambert5256
    @ethanlambert5256 7 років тому +462

    Right when the kid started screaming, and jontron started singing, and I read that "sick fuck" sign, I died. I absolutely died.

    • @Kroatowa
      @Kroatowa 7 років тому +8

      Ethan Lambert I think everyone did.

    • @junichiroyamashita
      @junichiroyamashita 7 років тому +1

      That Guy i still don t get why the FBI should knock at his door

    • @SgtKOnyx
      @SgtKOnyx 6 років тому +22

      Junichiro Yamashita you poor innocent thing

    • @Skullcrusher-td9up
      @Skullcrusher-td9up 6 років тому

      Ethan Lambert

    • @monicameitin6942
      @monicameitin6942 6 років тому +2

      may he rest in peace, commenter number 126390. he will be missed.

  • @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199
    @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199 4 роки тому +2572

    I wanna see him review the “My Babysitter’s a Vampire” series. *THAT’S* just something else

    • @nottheimposter5406
      @nottheimposter5406 4 роки тому +133

      My Name Is Not That Hard To Spell I fucking loved that as a kid don’t @ me

    • @cadmuscurtis4794
      @cadmuscurtis4794 4 роки тому +19

      Every time I leave a comment on a comment it posts it twice, somehow adding it again 6 seconds later

    • @Ace-oy9ig
      @Ace-oy9ig 4 роки тому +25

      I loved that show! ❤️

    • @nitishsharma3750
      @nitishsharma3750 4 роки тому +26

      @@cadmuscurtis4794 Pretty much sums up how flawed the reply system is in UA-cam comments. It's annoying whenever it does that.

    • @AdamG1983
      @AdamG1983 4 роки тому +3

      Alex Meyers already did. It was great

  • @vocalist92
    @vocalist92 3 роки тому +68

    16:51 six years later and I'm still buckled from this

  • @larkle4318
    @larkle4318 Рік тому +91

    I rewatched this video of Johnathon Tronathons and then realized this was here almost 10 years ago, and I watched it when it debuted. Then I started to think of how much my life had changed in all that time. Really puts things into perspective.

  • @Salixa456
    @Salixa456 9 років тому +671

    He's a ghost! She's a ghost! IM A GHOST! Are there any more ghosts I should know about!?!

  • @LeoUchiha812
    @LeoUchiha812 8 років тому +300

    I never noticed before that Lilly's eyes were different colors.

    • @brandonjones3345
      @brandonjones3345 8 років тому +52

      +Rakanadyo That's the determining factor for Larry believing that she's the dog he finds :P He knew her eyes were different colors and notices the dog's are too.

    • @LeoUchiha812
      @LeoUchiha812 8 років тому +13

      I Sexually Identify As a GTX 580TI That's exactly it, though. She had different colored eyes as a dog, and that trait remained when she became a human.

    • @brandonjones3345
      @brandonjones3345 8 років тому +12

      I Sexually Identify As a GTX 580TI it would still make sense. They all started out as dogs in the story, and at some points their "parents" put them through a procedure that turned them into humans. They turn back because it wears off for some reason. And even if dogs have it more often, not everyone knows that, and he recognized the dog's eyes to be exactly like Lily's, right after she disappeared. I think he also recognized a small charm around her neck, too.

    • @s.b.cremepuff295
      @s.b.cremepuff295 8 років тому +4

      +Rakanadyo #heterochromia

    • @wiegraf37
      @wiegraf37 8 років тому

      +Brandon Jones Still a retarded story.

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow 3 роки тому +368

    I always laugh at the whole "dogs recognize ghosts and bark at them", my dog barked at everyone, so unless I spent my entire life surrounded by thousands of ghosts... I call bullshit.

    • @uniqueuser5363
      @uniqueuser5363 3 роки тому +31

      uhh... how do I break this to you?

    • @heathledgerthelegend7699
      @heathledgerthelegend7699 3 роки тому +3

      @@uniqueuser5363 what do you mean?

    • @agzzradface3113
      @agzzradface3113 2 роки тому +7

      @@heathledgerthelegend7699 :-)

    • @billsmith30
      @billsmith30 2 роки тому +15

      Maybe you're a ghost, and the dog is too, and be was always barking at you.

    • @konstance13
      @konstance13 2 роки тому +2

      You mean you call bullshit grandpa.

  • @jeffsmith5567
    @jeffsmith5567 3 роки тому +56

    16:56 *pterodactyl noises*

  • @chazizphat
    @chazizphat 10 років тому +3138

    CAN'T A GUY GET SOME
    P͞R̶̴̵I̢̕͠͝V̸̷ÀC̢̕͡͝Y҉̕͟?̢̕͠

    • @spike4337
      @spike4337 10 років тому +133

      I laughed my ass off at that moment and usually, i dont laugh that much at videos.

    • @curxuruezru
      @curxuruezru 10 років тому +126

      HMMMMMHMMMMMHMM

    • @nielsisback
      @nielsisback 10 років тому +59

      HUH-HM MM-HUH HM MM

    • @756secret
      @756secret 10 років тому +55

      stRROOKE tHAt CaaAAt

    • @thecrimsonfuckr5676
      @thecrimsonfuckr5676 10 років тому +18

      imgur.com/V2NyusP

  • @konjus
    @konjus 9 років тому +251

    Actually Jon, when a cousin is "removed", that means the relation moves up a generation, so the cousins looking like Grandparents actually matches up. Why the hell they didn't just make it Grandparents, we'll never know...

    • @danrickardo9722
      @danrickardo9722 9 років тому +10

      ***** But the kids were already ghosts because we saw their gravestones. The numerous plot twists are incredible!

    • @Scripturegirl.
      @Scripturegirl. 9 років тому +3

      Those were there 4TH COUSIN, AND COUSIN'S SPOUSE.

    • @werekitty93
      @werekitty93 9 років тому +4

      What I would like to know is that if they all died that first winter (I'm assuming practically simultaneously as it was apparently quite cold), who made all the graves? And why did Jerry and Terry have graves? Are they also ghosts?

    • @1101Archimedes
      @1101Archimedes 9 років тому +20

      werekitty93 Everyone's ghosts! I'm ghosts! You're ghosts! She's ghosts!

    • @Scripturegirl.
      @Scripturegirl. 9 років тому +3

      werekitty93 Jerry, and Terri were NOT DEAD, SAM, AND LOUSIE MADE GRAVE'S 4 THEM..SO THEY WOOD STAY WITH THEM. (The line: stay with us cousin's, we built grave's 4 u.). So SAM, AND LOUISE R DEAD, AND SO R BRAD, AND AGATHA.

  • @TOMahawk207isawsome
    @TOMahawk207isawsome 3 роки тому +131

    I remember watching this when it came out 7 years ago with my friends on Halloween night, we had to stop at 5:52 because we were crying from how hard we were laughing. Better times, I'll miss them and treasure the time I had with them.

    • @geo_sonic4403
      @geo_sonic4403 3 роки тому +2

      I have the exact same memory 😭

  • @thedirtyrooster3611
    @thedirtyrooster3611 Рік тому +53

    Not gonna lie the whole dog episode was actually pretty scary to me as a child, up till the end anyway. Mild body horror and a rhetoric not to trust your parents, traumatized as heck you guys

    • @jamescolm1133
      @jamescolm1133 10 місяців тому +7

      Yeah it's kinda messed up considering they keep them as dogs and they lived their lives as humans id imagine that would be at least a bit traumatic

  • @katorche
    @katorche 7 років тому +400

    5:49 Jon's beautiful scream

    • @rhysbevan8579
      @rhysbevan8579 7 років тому +71

      16:56

    • @DankNova
      @DankNova 7 років тому +1

      Rhys Bevan lmfao

    • @miltontroyiv8778
      @miltontroyiv8778 7 років тому +1

      😱aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    • @calebmarceau7879
      @calebmarceau7879 7 років тому

      HispanicPoutine your profile picture is Okoyasu and i love it

    • @groovymoonbeam
      @groovymoonbeam 6 років тому +1

      HispanicPoutine whats your profile pic?

  • @a-rat-in-your-walls
    @a-rat-in-your-walls 6 років тому +746

    "I have these stupid allergies. The doctor said 'No running'" Is he allergic to fucking running?

    • @edwinsandra5904
      @edwinsandra5904 6 років тому +35

      BMI0702 brick it must be asma

    • @bronsonwright5303
      @bronsonwright5303 6 років тому +60

      Sandra Caraballo Asthma*

    • @deurlii7920
      @deurlii7920 6 років тому +4

      Sandra Caraballo are you dutch?

    • @emiliew5553
      @emiliew5553 6 років тому +3

      BMI0702 brick
      That's literally exactly what I thought😂

    • @ijinxi2141
      @ijinxi2141 6 років тому +22

      Em Wiebe asthma isn't an allergy

  • @filoni8434
    @filoni8434 3 роки тому +59

    2:43 I think she said “We can say we played a concert in Hawaii” but I might be wrong.

    • @tonymata8070
      @tonymata8070 3 роки тому +5

      She did, I hear her saying exactly that.

  • @bighairyballoon4818
    @bighairyballoon4818 3 роки тому +70

    I’m watching this Christmas Eve as nothing spells Christmas like Halloween JonTron

  • @poyo1415
    @poyo1415 5 років тому +906

    *5:46*
    *S T A H P*
    *5:50*
    *A A A A A A A A A A A*

    • @jakebello7988
      @jakebello7988 5 років тому +63

      P O Y O
      *THIS PROGRAM HAS BEEN SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY*

    • @peterporker6449
      @peterporker6449 4 роки тому +9

      Was that etided in or was it real

    • @maskless4783
      @maskless4783 4 роки тому +20

      peter porker They showed his leg on the actual show

    • @pokemongirl7511
      @pokemongirl7511 4 роки тому +20

      YOU SICK FUCK

    • @nitishsharma3750
      @nitishsharma3750 4 роки тому +17

      @@peterporker6449 All of that suspense just to show us a boy's legs. How terrifying. XD
      The script writers must have been high when they wrote the scene.

  • @AJF786
    @AJF786 8 років тому +331

    Why is it always dogs? First everyone turns into dogs, then they go to the beach and hunt ghosts.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 8 років тому +3

      You could ask a Space Wolf why they like wolves so much and it would make more sense than the answer to your question about why it's always dogs.

    • @lordazn
      @lordazn 8 років тому +5

      DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION THE DIVINITY OF THE WOLVES OF FENRIS YOU SILLY MILKSOP! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE SPACE WOLVES HAVE HONORED AND REVERED THE WOLF LONG BEFORE THE GOD EMPRAH OF MANKIND SHOWED UP TO MOTHER FENRIS! THE TWELVE (thirteen technically) WOLVES OF FENRIS WILL DEVOUR YOU FOR YOUR HUBRIS!

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 8 років тому

      Andrew Kim I ain't questioning the Divinity of the Wolves, I am making a point ye stupid pup! Maybe we could ask the Big Red Nerd what he thinks or maybe even that asshat who caused Horus to fall to Chaos?

    • @lordazn
      @lordazn 8 років тому +2

      kabob 007 I am sorry brother wolf. My repressed memories of my sister got my blood riled up again. Now excuse me as I go smash some heretics.

    • @shroomsoda
      @shroomsoda 8 років тому

      dont forget about cats

  • @thatguyknownaswill8180
    @thatguyknownaswill8180 4 роки тому +67

    Sam and Louise: “it wasn’t fair! We never got a second chance at life”
    Ghost hunter: “they are unsent! Send them now Yuna, before they become fiends!”

    • @JohnDoe-uf3lj
      @JohnDoe-uf3lj 10 місяців тому

      Damn, that reference got a chuckle out of me lol...

  • @johnjohnson392
    @johnjohnson392 3 роки тому +14

    "Last, but certainly not best, Ghost Beach!"
    "Krr-kewm, pthh blwlwlwlwlw"

  • @Bebetiel
    @Bebetiel 7 років тому +140

    for the fourth cousin twice removed thing- the "twice removed" part means they're two generations behind you, which is why they look like grandparents'

    • @Bebetiel
      @Bebetiel 7 років тому +7

      *!

    • @mattbenz99
      @mattbenz99 7 років тому +4

      BOSSGAMING1236
      That would be too simple. Horror stories need to be overly complicated.

  • @Agent-47-eh
    @Agent-47-eh 4 роки тому +1002

    Can we just talk about Jon's perfect operatic voice at 5:49

    • @euclidcasadastraphobia1640
      @euclidcasadastraphobia1640 3 роки тому +36

      why hasnt no one commented its been a year and its not been talked about :(

    • @LukeLikesToDraw
      @LukeLikesToDraw 3 роки тому +9

      @@euclidcasadastraphobia1640 it’s been a whole month, but I don’t have an answer for you

    • @jongon0848
      @jongon0848 3 роки тому +11

      It sounded like Jim Carrey when he got up during that fight scene from Dumb and Dumber

    • @MrGuitarDemo
      @MrGuitarDemo 3 роки тому +18

      A perfect C5 from our tenouttatenor

    • @Vooman
      @Vooman 2 роки тому +7

      @@euclidcasadastraphobia1640 Jontron majored in Theatre

  • @thehunterator520
    @thehunterator520 4 роки тому +70

    12:20 Aurora Borialis at this time of year at this time of day, in this part of the beach located entirely within that cave!?

  • @endma100
    @endma100 3 роки тому +83

    1:05 what doctor would prescribe “no running” to a kid with ALLERGIES?
    i guess the same one that would diagnose excessive hair growth as “some sort of skin irritation”

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx 3 роки тому +1

      If kid gets skin irritation due to heat and sweat

    • @cameronsitton501
      @cameronsitton501 2 роки тому +7

      I think (and it's been a while) that the doctor knew they were turning into dogs and was just trying to gaslight the kids

    • @anarchy_79
      @anarchy_79 Рік тому

      @@cameronsitton501 I think the doctor knew perfectly well why the kid had hairy palms and tried to save him the embarrassment of saying it in front of his parents

  • @fallout3fan623
    @fallout3fan623 6 років тому +5112

    12:20 "Aurora borealis?! At that time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely in a random cave!?"

    • @deadgoji149
      @deadgoji149 6 років тому +78

      This comment needs more likes 😂

    • @s6otti
      @s6otti 6 років тому +89

      stave *yes*,my I see it?, *NO*

    • @kasaizor
      @kasaizor 6 років тому +10

      Yes.

    • @MTH3h3l0l
      @MTH3h3l0l 6 років тому +5

      you beat me to it

    • @sirbillius
      @sirbillius 6 років тому

      stave
      *Yes,* don’t question it. >:|

  • @Jerricola2
    @Jerricola2 6 років тому +1646

    Just re-watching some good old JonTron.... waiting for his return.... again...

    • @Dylan-fk5kb
      @Dylan-fk5kb 5 років тому +30

      Same same, I've rewatched his stuff so much these days, just makes me feel happy :D

    • @lucas13flu
      @lucas13flu 5 років тому +17

      It used to be so good when he made these halloween specials. Also waiting for him to come back.

    • @hydro_skavian3284
      @hydro_skavian3284 5 років тому +8

      I want him to come back😪

    • @SwordofSpirits111
      @SwordofSpirits111 5 років тому +5

      Maybe he's working on another one of these right now.

    • @MISTAWULFY
      @MISTAWULFY 5 років тому +7

      glad to be on this pilgrimage with fellow travelers

  • @corpig4021
    @corpig4021 3 роки тому +30

    6:58 made me burst into laughter because the boy has hair on his face as well as Jon’s reaction😂 🤣 😂

  • @dustinmalpass
    @dustinmalpass 3 роки тому +25

    0:51 this book haunted me as a kid.
    When I was watching part one I was literally saying "Thank goodness he didn't do that one".
    Now look where we are.

  • @An_excellent_YouTube_account
    @An_excellent_YouTube_account 6 років тому +806

    "Dog's always bark to warn about ghosts" so the pizza guy is a ghost good to know

    • @iamthebasement6280
      @iamthebasement6280 6 років тому +15

      Besser als du actually he's a demon

    • @valleyrover4958
      @valleyrover4958 6 років тому +15

      So is the UPS man

    • @kipplikki4511
      @kipplikki4511 6 років тому +2

      Besser als du, oh fuck im going to ask my pizza guy if he's a ghost

    • @kipplikki4511
      @kipplikki4511 6 років тому +9

      AND THE MAIL MAN

    • @gren4586
      @gren4586 6 років тому +6

      Shit, if that's true, i'm breathing _ghost oxygen!_

  • @tokiwartooth9935
    @tokiwartooth9935 9 років тому +721

    The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? ...May I see it?

    • @scvnthorpe__
      @scvnthorpe__ 9 років тому +2

      -_o wuuuuuh Toki, izzat yu?

    • @Himynameishoodie
      @Himynameishoodie 9 років тому +30

      No...

    • @tokiwartooth9935
      @tokiwartooth9935 9 років тому +51

      Hi My Name Is Hoodie Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say: You steam a good ham.

    • @ShadowQuill
      @ShadowQuill 9 років тому +8

      I remember that episode. It was great.

    • @Th3RussBus
      @Th3RussBus 9 років тому +55

      Seymour! The house is on fire!
      No mother that's just the Northern lights.

  • @elipsiclearts2284
    @elipsiclearts2284 3 роки тому +144

    My Hairiest Adventure
    Sounds like a furry conversion introduction book for kids

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 3 роки тому +2

      OH MY FUKIN GOD... GROSSS now i can't unthink it"

    • @ploopgoog
      @ploopgoog 3 роки тому +3

      Or something the school issues to show 6th graders to teach them about puberty lmao

    • @robertbanachowski1546
      @robertbanachowski1546 2 роки тому +1

      I smell a *c h a n g e d r e f e r e n c e.*

  • @loonysanity9638
    @loonysanity9638 3 роки тому +54

    8:04 kills me everytime! XD

  • @Lexpionage
    @Lexpionage 4 роки тому +567

    "dont be unlucky and be a dog" damn thats a great message

  • @jakeeynick1369
    @jakeeynick1369 5 років тому +1788

    “A- Aurora Borealis?! At this time of day, At this part of year, In this part of the country, Localized entirely within that cave.”
    “Yes!”
    “... May I see it?”
    “... No”

  • @yingyangdevious
    @yingyangdevious 8 місяців тому +9

    I watch this every Halloween. 🎃

  • @silvr8458
    @silvr8458 3 роки тому +17

    16:18 in this scenario the kids also got “ghosted” by a ghost using a ghost.

  • @roxyhoyt4348
    @roxyhoyt4348 7 років тому +598

    the "my hairiest adventure" story needs to stop making jokes about puberty.

    • @halfasgrey7380
      @halfasgrey7380 6 років тому +11

      Roxy Hoyt so the episode’s basically big mouth

    • @emiliew5553
      @emiliew5553 6 років тому +10

      Kawaii Desu
      Why would you bring up that monstrosity...?

    • @emiliew5553
      @emiliew5553 6 років тому +19

      Also, I agree. We lose about 40000 awkward preteens to puberty every year and it is not something to joke about. Awkwardness is a serious problem that you need to seek help for before it drives you to puberty.

    • @yeetmaster8315
      @yeetmaster8315 6 років тому +2

      Kawaii Desu Sounds like yeah

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 3 роки тому

      @@emiliew5553 TOM 2 is an awkward 18 year old...

  • @nonstoprook8139
    @nonstoprook8139 7 років тому +366

    Can't a guy get some privacy?

    • @mirth5567
      @mirth5567 6 років тому +22

      If it's good for the kids, it's good for the adults!

    • @gamefreakforpokemon
      @gamefreakforpokemon 6 років тому +8

      NonstopRook 81 HUMM HUMM HUMMMMM

    • @cronchy4580
      @cronchy4580 6 років тому +3

      **repeatingly stabs body**

    • @Scruffii
      @Scruffii 6 років тому +1

      2:38

    • @donalddonahue674
      @donalddonahue674 6 років тому

      NonstopRook 81 *creepy humming*

  • @miguelperez9906
    @miguelperez9906 4 місяці тому +2

    I love coming back to these old videos give me so much nostalgia

  • @MeatHusk
    @MeatHusk 3 роки тому +21

    Why do I watch this every year? It’s like a timeless classic lol 😂

  • @xX_Thaddeus_Xx
    @xX_Thaddeus_Xx 10 років тому +34

    StRoKe ThAt CaT

  • @Nomad-ts9nc
    @Nomad-ts9nc 7 років тому +292

    I always lose it when Jon screams! 😂

    • @Cheshieruu
      @Cheshieruu 6 років тому +19

      Don't lose it, if you do he'll haunt your dreams.

  • @ExplodingJellyfish
    @ExplodingJellyfish 2 роки тому +4

    "You ever hear of Aurora Borealis, Jeremy?"
    "Yeah."
    "Something electric gets in the air and the whole sky lights up like streamers!"
    "At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within a cave?"
    "....Yes."

    • @MindfreakMCR
      @MindfreakMCR 5 місяців тому

      THANK YOUUU! I was hoping someone would have made that joke 😂

  • @_Tzer
    @_Tzer 3 роки тому +15

    5:34 the meme where he says no warning disturbing.

    • @thewhitegloves8719
      @thewhitegloves8719 3 роки тому +1

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @plasmatic3223
    @plasmatic3223 8 років тому +234

    5:47 is when I lost it.

    • @ryanfreeman5333
      @ryanfreeman5333 8 років тому

      same XDD

    • @SleepyAdam
      @SleepyAdam 8 років тому +3

      +Cam TheMan I feel ya. NOSTALGIA TO WHEN I WASN'T USED TO THAT PART AND DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS COMING SO I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED I miss that-

    • @MC96-
      @MC96- 8 років тому +3

      +DrCW have you found it back by now?

    • @Pinkpapi
      @Pinkpapi 8 років тому

      +DrCW Yeah, I lost my hearing as well

    • @saultheman3665
      @saultheman3665 8 років тому

      Me too 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deanquinlan4389
    @deanquinlan4389 5 років тому +828

    When your parents want to take you out to dinner but you have homework.
    *I don't want FOOD I want ANSWERSSS*

    • @corpsemachine6949
      @corpsemachine6949 4 роки тому +9

      That's,surprisingly funny.I lost my sense of humor and now I barely laugh however,were I not like this,this would be funny to me.

    • @siriuslywastaken
      @siriuslywastaken 4 роки тому +5

      Mecha Sonic 1994 edgy

    • @corpsemachine6949
      @corpsemachine6949 4 роки тому

      @@siriuslywastaken whatever you say Reddit bro

    • @siriuslywastaken
      @siriuslywastaken 4 роки тому +3

      Mecha Sonic 1994 how does calling you edgy, which you obviously were, imply i use reddit at all?
      I think you're just mad you got called out

    • @AlbertFingernoodle959
      @AlbertFingernoodle959 4 роки тому

      R U Sirius also, how is being called a Redditor even an insuly

  • @researcherchameleon4602
    @researcherchameleon4602 Рік тому +2

    12:21
    “Ah- Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within that cave!?”
    “Yes.”
    “…May I go see it again?”
    “…No.”

  • @idankatz8085
    @idankatz8085 4 роки тому +23

    "I don't want food, I want answers!"
    A phrase for the ages

  • @smile71995
    @smile71995 5 років тому +512

    3:47 - Jon says " Can't a guy get some PRIVACY? " *turns on cc* The CC says " Can I get some fries? "

  • @jarinthunder
    @jarinthunder 9 років тому +313

    It's funny, because I remember being terrified by the Ghost Beach one..
    Now it doesn't seem too scary.
    EXCEPT FOR DEM SPOOKY SKELETON GHOSTSSS.

  • @peterjackson6011
    @peterjackson6011 3 роки тому +6

    Looking back at the twist in Ghost Beach, I'm actually impressed that I watched this episode, read this book, and still didn't predict the twist endings to "The Sixth Sense" or "The Others."

  • @unclehays750
    @unclehays750 3 роки тому +11

    7 years later, still gold

  • @HiperPivociarz
    @HiperPivociarz 6 років тому +199

    "That's my friend Lily. She's pretty cool. You know, for an Oriental"

  • @ApolloSniperman
    @ApolloSniperman 4 роки тому +177

    12:10
    Jerry: “Good Lord what is happening in there!”
    Cousin Grandpa: “Uhh Aurora Borealis”

    • @Rezzalls
      @Rezzalls 4 роки тому +1

      😇😡😠😡😡😠😡😠😠😡😠😩😡😡👹👹👹👺👺👺👹👹👹👺👺👺👹👺😇🤢😠😩😇😇🤧😠🤒🤕😷😨😨👹😬🤕😠😠😡😠😠😠😡😡😡😈😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

    • @gunny8633
      @gunny8633 3 роки тому +4

      *Cool delinquent* What. The. Hell. Did. You. Just. Say.

    • @kittycatrittycatalt9523
      @kittycatrittycatalt9523 3 роки тому +3

      @@Rezzalls Damn what kind of cancer did you get?

    • @robertbanachowski1546
      @robertbanachowski1546 2 роки тому

      @@kittycatrittycatalt9523 *every cancer.*

    • @kittycatrittycatalt9523
      @kittycatrittycatalt9523 2 роки тому

      @@robertbanachowski1546 aw dang

  • @TannerzBananerz
    @TannerzBananerz 2 роки тому +8

    I love coming back to these episodes years later :)

  • @sibernethysgamingadventure4138
    @sibernethysgamingadventure4138 2 роки тому +6

    5:49 - That opera voice from Jon is what gets me XD

  • @techniclepanther7538
    @techniclepanther7538 8 років тому +104

    The 4th cousins, twice removed thing checks out age-wise, but I do not think I have ever spoken to any 4th cousin of mine.

    • @StephenGillie
      @StephenGillie 8 років тому

      +TechnicLePanther TIL www.genealogy.com/articles/research/16_cousn.html

    • @bigolbootay5523
      @bigolbootay5523 8 років тому +19

      Well we all knew Jon wasn't a schooler.

    • @LucianoThePig
      @LucianoThePig 8 років тому

      I don't think anyone has

    • @googlyman645
      @googlyman645 7 років тому

      My cousin clif is my 3rd cousin he's like, 30 I think

  • @scrimbo5794
    @scrimbo5794 7 років тому +139

    "Don't be unlucky and be a dog" -Jon Tron 2013

    • @joshriley2936
      @joshriley2936 7 років тому +15

      Kaden Moser " *Trembles* DASS A GOOD ONE!"

  • @UltraNurture
    @UltraNurture 3 роки тому +11

    5:49 This is my favorite JonTron scream lol

  • @faceless1824
    @faceless1824 8 місяців тому +5

    12:22 aurora borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country, entirely localized in that cave?!

  • @SpicyAvocado
    @SpicyAvocado 7 років тому +721

    Ok ok ok ok ok... 3:26
    After 3 years I only just now noticed this:
    Why does the dad need his razor? He's shaved clean? Did the wife need it or was the dad going to shave some other of his? Sorry, but I find this really confusi- aaand buried in the comments.

    • @mattmolloy636
      @mattmolloy636 7 років тому +137

      Pepperoni Secrets he needed it to shave the shame off of his soul from having such a stupid son.

    • @Burgundy_Bandages
      @Burgundy_Bandages 7 років тому +7

      Pepperoni Secrets omg

    • @nethernarwhal1474
      @nethernarwhal1474 7 років тому +12

      i know and just listen to the audio with no footage it just sound wrong

    • @colelipe4072
      @colelipe4072 7 років тому +19

      To shave stubble.

    • @yuh1743
      @yuh1743 7 років тому +30

      I think he just wanted to take it away from his son

  • @prankstertv2604
    @prankstertv2604 5 років тому +367

    jon: *tumbles around like a maniac*
    bird: BRACE

  • @randomaccountnoonehasheard2711
    @randomaccountnoonehasheard2711 10 місяців тому +2

    Expectations: Goosebumps is horrifying. Reality: Dogs think they’re humans and learn they’re really dogs.

  • @TastyCornSnack
    @TastyCornSnack 10 місяців тому +3

    This video is a certified hood classic

  • @MattHolbaev
    @MattHolbaev 7 років тому +568

    At 10:31 the captions say the seaweed is full of 9mm Glocks. The fuck?

    • @phonyponybologna1070
      @phonyponybologna1070 7 років тому +99

      The seaweed is packin', man. You don't want to mess with 'em.

    • @Lilacs03
      @Lilacs03 7 років тому +7

      Dr. FrankenDerp Guess nobody's gonna be eating that seaweed, huh?

    • @omarmorales2081
      @omarmorales2081 7 років тому

      +This is my channel Oh Shit waddup

    • @thefolklorecunt7679
      @thefolklorecunt7679 7 років тому

      Dr. FrankenDerp shit your right

    • @MattHolbaev
      @MattHolbaev 7 років тому +1

      Shinguuji Korekiyo Fucking *YOU'RE

  • @victorhernandez8723
    @victorhernandez8723 7 років тому +54

    The only thing scarier than the horror elements of the Goosebumps TV show is the bad acting.

  • @TVAwesomeParodys
    @TVAwesomeParodys 4 роки тому +65

    5:51 Me when I look at DeviantArt

    • @CosmicSponge2004
      @CosmicSponge2004 3 роки тому +2

      Just Don't Search "ZADR"

    • @allenbackbone
      @allenbackbone 3 роки тому +1

      @@CosmicSponge2004 You have cursed me with knowledge, I cannot forgive you.

    • @radiantmoth112
      @radiantmoth112 3 роки тому +1

      @@CosmicSponge2004 why would you do this to me

    • @DemonCrab1995
      @DemonCrab1995 3 роки тому +1

      More like rule 34

  • @1776iscool
    @1776iscool Рік тому +2

    This was seriously a golden age for channels like this.

  • @SebbySenpai
    @SebbySenpai 10 років тому +118

    I don't care how many watchlists it puts me on.
    I'ma keep replaying 5:34 - 5:50 till they lock me up.

    • @Norway604
      @Norway604 10 років тому +15

      Oh God best fucking scene ever x`D

    • @MattvsEvil
      @MattvsEvil 10 років тому +7

      And they will! *TRUST ME*...

    • @ultragamer952
      @ultragamer952 10 років тому +10

      MattvsEvil hey sebastian you're pretty cool.....for a guy

    • @MattvsEvil
      @MattvsEvil 10 років тому +1

      helios555 I don't get it... .~.

    • @EazlDead
      @EazlDead 10 років тому +1

      Watch the "Content aware scale," version of that scene by VicariousPotato. Hilarious.

  • @jonathan_q_arbuckle1976
    @jonathan_q_arbuckle1976 4 роки тому +252

    *“OH GOD ITS WHOOPI GOLDBERG!!”*

  • @NiceGuyKa1z
    @NiceGuyKa1z 3 роки тому +2

    I love that the "STOP" meme comes from JonTron

  • @Game-Shark
    @Game-Shark 2 роки тому +6

    I come back to these videos every year and show so many new people. Just to funny XD