remember: Mort canonically has 12 wives that mostly died of old age, absorbed his grandmother's soul and is part bear, starfish, sand, pot belly pig, cactus, spool of copper wire, wood chips and possibly spider
Madness Combat fans when they trip to Nevada and they only see americans with gambling problems and arid regions instead of some creepy serial killers and a zombie clown in a apocalyptic and genocidal story: 0:10
Plot twist: Mort wasn't actually scared, he was envious of how tough Alex was, and he knew he'd never be as tough as him, so that's what made him cry. He also didn't want to disappoint Gloria by saying "no", as he thought said Gloria wouldn't believe him, so he said "yes" instead.
Well that is actually a pretty cool plot twist in fact everyone should know that because it wasn’t fear that made mort cry it was envy but if mort was envious why didn’t he just say so?
This reminds me of when I met Cookie Monster costume at seaworld but got scared when I was 7, but this is how I reimagine it: Telly: Hi there. Cookie: Ahem! You let me handle it, Cookie handles it, Telly does nothing. Me (as Neptune the turtle in my profile): [whimpers quietly] Cookie: Hi there! Me: [crying] Cookie: Oh jeez, sorry. Elmo: Aw, Cookie Monster what'd you do? Cookie: Shh! Shh, shh! No, no, no, stop, stop. Shh! It's ok, it's ok, I'm just...just a silly monster. Me: [screaming] Cookie: Oh jeez! Elmo: Aw, Cookie Monster! Murray: You poor little boy did that big mean lion scare you? Me: Uh-huh. Murray: He did?
Lyrics: I’ll handle it, Alex handles it Marty does nothing HI *THERRRRRREEE* 😀 euuggghhhuehuehuehuegh 🥺 oh jeez, Oh! oh sorry (oh alex) Shhh sh sh no no no! stop stop. shh, its ok! its ok im just a silly, just a silly lion 🤪 WAAAAAAHHHHHHEHEHEHEHEAAAGGGHH 😭😭 Oh (man) aww you poor baby did that big mean lion scare you? mhm 🥺🥺 He did? hes a big bad ol puddy tad isnt he? *mememememememememememe* cmon mama hold you awww (they are so-
House of the Dragon is a great movie and I love it it’s just the most amazing 😻 but also fluffy hair in the whole world and the best part is visually and emotionally it is so good and I eat the best part was that I was like wow I love it so
Nevaeh: Hi there. Wolfgang: You let me handle it. Wolfy handles it, Nevaeh does nothing. Me (as Nevalyashka in my profile): *Whimpers quietly* Wolfgang: Hi there! Me: *crying* Wolfgang: Oh jeez! Sorry. Seven: Aw, Wolfgang, what did you do? Wolfgang: Shh shh shh! No no no, stop stop. It's ok, it's ok, I'm just ... Just a silly wolf. Me: *screaming* Wolfy: Oh jeez! Dipper: Aw, Wolfy! Orlando: You poor girl, did that big mean wolf scare you? Me: Uh-huh. Orlando: He did?
Plot twist: mort wasn’t actually scared of Alex he was actually envious of how tough and strong Alex looked and was crying because he’d never be as big or strong as Alex
00:10 Lawyers when they realize they will have to defend Chris Chan during the trial.
imagine getting a law degree and having to defend chris chan
Fits better if it's Onision...
0:10
Twitter whenever they see someone who’s straight
@Keenan HunterWhen they actually show gay characters they start cancelling lol
Straight people are pretty scary
@Keenan Hunter factually correct is redundant
@@nostalgiagaming8955 humans are really scary
@@nostalgiagaming8955gay people are scarier
00:10 People who believe in UFOs when a frisbee flies over them
😂
Thinking that they're gonna die 😂
0:10 yakuza fans when they realize the irl gang are actually human traffickers and weapons dealers.
Fr
remember: Mort canonically has 12 wives that mostly died of old age, absorbed his grandmother's soul and is part bear, starfish, sand, pot belly pig, cactus, spool of copper wire, wood chips and possibly spider
oh
And is mad as a hatter.
He also absorbed the souls of other Morts from the multiverse.
This is why you don’t do drugs kids.
All Hail King Julien be wilding with Mort.
Gloria comforting Mort was so cute.
Gloria is not morts mother
The fact mort is 50 years old made this better
kinda
“Species age differently.” - IG-11
0:03 Marty's mouth😂😂😂😂😂😂
poor Mort, if he starts crying again, I would hold him in my arms like Gloria did to comfort him
it is cute how she does that
No it’s not
He's canonically 50 years old
0:10 Weebs when they realize tomboys want toned muscle men rather than sweaty computer nerds
He’s so cute I wanna hold him
as a small child i thought if i channelled my psychic energy just right i could jump through the tv screen like a portal into the movieand hold him
Is Mort really a BABY? Is that why he was CRYING because Alex scared him?
@@kacieremata9014 Yeah l
@@timaeustestified3951 If only that could happen... ;-;
@@kacieremata9014 hes over 50 years old
So funny when Mort started crying and Alex tried not to be scary but then only makes it worse.😆
+Fleet xClaudette I agree mort is funnier than boo
0:22
Mort: (Crying Louder)
Sid (Ice Age): No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't cry, don't cry!
0:09
Venom: Let there be Carnage
0:07 Pokimaine when she sees a kid
Back when this appeared in theaters on May 27th, 2005, do you think Mort's scream jumpscared the audience?! LOL 😂
No
I died laughing at mort crying because mort is a better crier than boo; and Mort is Funnier than Boo.
^real shit
Who’s boo
@@Awesomechairman from Monsters inc
Oooo 😂 I was thinking boo from lugis mansion
0:16 Aw Alex, what’d you do?
How dare you Alex! You are grounded!
00:08 When big artists talk to small artists
0:08
Alex: "Hi there."
0:10
Mort crying
00:10 the baby when I try to MAKE them smile or laugh.
0:22 😂😂😂😂😂
Its kinda XD
I remember pausing at one Part of that scene and if y'all pause it in time it might kinda look like that mort is eating his nose
That scream sure gave Alex a jumpscare! LOL 😂
00:08 The bite of 87
hhahahahahh
Gloria is a good mom 0:30 - 0:38
i no right
and i found that scene so cute
Gloria is not his mom
0:10 Mordern day Communists after the regime happens and they have to work at coal mines instead of playing video games all day.
modern day twitter when they find someone straight 🤣
0:22 2011: *making 2010 gone*
Me:
0:10 iFunnyers being surrounded right after shouting the N word in a black neighborhood.
So funny!!! Mort is better crier than Boo, Mort is funnier than Boo.
Why is that?
spectators turner are you talking about boo from monsters inc?
^^this
@@georgerobertson7010 yes
@@spectatorsturner bro came back
0:10 8 year old me watching Anti-Smoking ads
0:10 Amber Depp when Johnny Depp wins his divorce trial
Poor Mort I just want to give him a hug
Same
Same he kinda cute lol
He do be cute
@@MarceloOliveira-ho7si same
Give Alex a break jeez
oh jeez. s-sorry sorry! no! stop stop. it's okay, i'm just silly. *JUST A SILLY LION!*
0:22 OH!! JEEZ!!
Oh did the mean lion scared you
@@EpicGamerBoi Uhh Uhh
He did he’s a big bad old puddly tat is he?
Hilee Whitaker AAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
@@DemonNano mimimimimimimimimimimimi
Here let mommy hold you
0:28 when Marty was scolding Alex had me laughing
0:22 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did Mort's scream startle the entire audience while this was playing in theaters?
No
0:22 - Mort 😆😆😆😆😆😂
0:10
When you see Freddy hanging out in Camera 4B in FNaF
When he cried like that I actually wanted to hold him to mort is so cute
Do you think Mort's scream gave the audience a huge scare and startle when this played in theaters? 😏
0:36 Mort: Huggie! Hug me please!
0:10 Payday 2 players when they kill law enforcement and have to serve 50 years instead of 2 minutes
I love how he says "Hai thereeee" 😂
Madness combat fans after killing 30 people at a local park but instead of going on a wacky genocidal adventure they get sentenced to death: 0:10
Madness Combat fans when they trip to Nevada and they only see americans with gambling problems and arid regions instead of some creepy serial killers and a zombie clown in a apocalyptic and genocidal story:
0:10
@@canterolara2807 lmao
Plot twist: Mort wasn't actually scared, he was envious of how tough Alex was, and he knew he'd never be as tough as him, so that's what made him cry. He also didn't want to disappoint Gloria by saying "no", as he thought said Gloria wouldn't believe him, so he said "yes" instead.
Well that is actually a pretty cool plot twist in fact everyone should know that because it wasn’t fear that made mort cry it was envy but if mort was envious why didn’t he just say so?
Alex: *my adult responsibilities*
Mort: *me*
Gloria: *my comfort stuffed animals*
Marty: *coffee*
Melmon: *tom petty's cute face*
I don’t get it.
This reminds me of when I met Cookie Monster costume at seaworld but got scared when I was 7, but this is how I reimagine it:
Telly: Hi there.
Cookie: Ahem! You let me handle it, Cookie handles it, Telly does nothing.
Me (as Neptune the turtle in my profile): [whimpers quietly]
Cookie: Hi there!
Me: [crying]
Cookie: Oh jeez, sorry.
Elmo: Aw, Cookie Monster what'd you do?
Cookie: Shh! Shh, shh! No, no, no, stop, stop. Shh! It's ok, it's ok, I'm just...just a silly monster.
Me: [screaming]
Cookie: Oh jeez!
Elmo: Aw, Cookie Monster!
Murray: You poor little boy did that big mean lion scare you?
Me: Uh-huh.
Murray: He did?
Mort so cute mort cry so cute
More like so funny!!!
i no
Lyrics:
I’ll handle it, Alex handles it
Marty does nothing
HI *THERRRRRREEE* 😀
euuggghhhuehuehuehuegh 🥺
oh jeez, Oh! oh sorry (oh alex) Shhh sh sh no no no! stop stop. shh, its ok! its ok im just a silly, just a silly lion 🤪
WAAAAAAHHHHHHEHEHEHEHEAAAGGGHH 😭😭
Oh (man)
aww you poor baby did that big mean lion scare you?
mhm 🥺🥺
He did? hes a big bad ol puddy tad isnt he?
*mememememememememememe*
cmon mama hold you awww
(they are so-
cute or something else
0:03 come here right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂
when you finish your 100 stacks of homework but she brings more 600 stacks of homework: 0:23
0:29
"Did that big mean lion scare you?"
"Mmm-Mmm"
"He did?"
Hey! It’s the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! 0:22
Jesus loves you all and he is always with you. God bless and have a wonderful day👍🏻
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evan afton when he is in fredbear mouth 0:10
Because of my autism, that’s what happens when I get uncontrollably upset.
Hahahaha
0:10 Hazbin Hotel fans when they find out what Hell is really like
This chapter started playing in theaters on the same day when one of my cousins in Montvale, NJ turned 6.
0:10 My reaction to Roxas leaving Axel and Xion's Death from KH 358/2 Days.
0:09 bite of 87
mort is over 50 years old and has been married at least 10 times
“Species age differently.” - IG-11
0:10 _Venom: Let There Be Carnage_ poster be like
0:22 *SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL*
Did the entire audience get startled so hard from Mort's scream when this played in theaters?
chris chans lawyer be like
0:20-0:21😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine someone scolded Alex for that
0:22 My Reaction To Kid Vs Kat Is Getting Cancelled In 2011.
0:10 put it at 0.25 speed and it sounds rather...odd
LMAO
BRUHHHH THAT CAUGHT ME OFF GUAAAARD
Even at 2x speed
0:10 Me after having downloaded Telegram and Zangi by accident.
The thumbnail is so cursed
House of the Dragon is a great movie and I love it it’s just the most amazing 😻 but also fluffy hair in the whole world and the best part is visually and emotionally it is so good and I eat the best part was that I was like wow I love it so
Leo the Lion: Hi there.
Blossom: *Baby crying*
0:10 Hazbin Hotel fans when they get to Hell and Satan isn't a sassy progressive gay handsome cool guy
0:12 it was at this moment he knew, he (bleep) up
0:20 it was at this moment he knew, he made it worse
I FINNALY FOUND THE THE ORIGINAL VIDEO
its so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0:22 hurray oh jeez
My reaction when hash brown is gone into mars
alex da lion why did u make him cry
but when he crys its so cute
0:22😂😂😂
Poor Mort
0:38 Gloria, you’re not his mother.
hi thEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEre! -Alex
0:10 king Ælle's son after Ragnar said hi to him:
0:10 my little sister reaction when I entered her room with no reason
Baby Angry Crying.... 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😭😭😭😭😭😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😭😭😭😭😭 🙄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:22
0:23 Boo hoo hoo!
Alex The Lion Make The little helper Cry
Nevaeh: Hi there.
Wolfgang: You let me handle it. Wolfy handles it, Nevaeh does nothing.
Me (as Nevalyashka in my profile): *Whimpers quietly*
Wolfgang: Hi there!
Me: *crying*
Wolfgang: Oh jeez! Sorry.
Seven: Aw, Wolfgang, what did you do?
Wolfgang: Shh shh shh! No no no, stop stop. It's ok, it's ok, I'm just ... Just a silly wolf.
Me: *screaming*
Wolfy: Oh jeez!
Dipper: Aw, Wolfy!
Orlando: You poor girl, did that big mean wolf scare you?
Me: Uh-huh.
Orlando: He did?
This scene is similar to the movie Meet the Fockers when Greg made Little Jack cry
It seems Mort was scared of Alex.
Well, do you think Mort's scream gave the audience a major jumpscare when this played in theaters?
@@dannytallman3022😂 what a funny observation!
Plot twist: mort wasn’t actually scared of Alex he was actually envious of how tough and strong Alex looked and was crying because he’d never be as big or strong as Alex
0:22 (imitate baby spider crying)
How fucking dare him, Mort is a treasure.
Hey give Alex a break it’s not his fault he’s sometimes bad at first impressions!!!!!
Shut up
When SOD players forgot to say goodbye to their main dragon 0:10
Do you think 0:22 gave the audience a big startle when this played in theaters?
@@dannytallman3022 yes
how crying child see fredbear
0:08
Hi there
Well he is the king of the beast 😒
Mort So Like Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me
0:22 Mort Cries is Funniest me.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
why does he sound like spongebob
0:20 😂😂😂
What is this movie rated?