Quick Draw Kills Things NO, because that would make me have feelings for the fucker and the fuckee. I can't empathize with those people. I have to picture them as emotionless fuckbots.
From IMDB: "James Nguyen made the actresses wear bikinis during the make-out scenes because he didn't want any of the couples to actually have sex." Whaaaaaat?
I'm also pretty sure he has some sort of Aspergers. Not in a joking way, either. I'm being serious. His complete lack of understanding of human interaction and his absolute blindness about how illogical and horrible his movie is suggests that he does not have a normal brain.
'I'll give you a 50% discount.' 'I'll knock off $1000.' Every character in this movie is a terrible salesperson!! Why is that the part I'm most concerned with?!
@@celebrimborposting9251 James forced him to deliver the lines EXACTLY like that. He had no room to act. I feel for the guy haha Vice made a documentary on it :)
ploop plop At first i didn't notice that his name is "None of your fucking business" so i thought you were really really pissed about his font preferences
Officially converted now. Birdemic is the best thing ever. Even Hitchcock could not have conceived such a work of genius! I mean, who needs The Birds, when you have Birdemic? It's way more brilliant than the Hitchcock movie... from a distance.
The guy who played the main character has no room to say the directing was off. I don't care how bad the directing is. He could've done better than he did. I'm a better act than him, and I suck.
Vice made a documentary about this. This IS because of bad directing. I'm sure the actor isn;t great but he was forced to do the lines EXACTLY like that. Actors can add a lot ot a scene ... if the director lets them. :)
It wasn’t just the directing that was off, the dialogue is ridiculously unnatural. I think even decent actors would have problems with ridiculous script.
"I just got a job at Victoria's Secret!" "Cool, I think you'd look great in those lingerie" ò_______ò James Nguyen please explain how this is supposed to be romantic. If a guy ever said that to me I'd fucking run for my life.
Scuro1000 "You'd look great in those lingerie...especially right there! Oh, but also over here...but then again, you're also over there. Some of you, anyway."
+Master Chef Chiming in late, but everyone knows what Victoria's Secret is. The point Scuro is making is that it's a creepy ass comment to make to someone you just barely met. It's like saying "hi" to some stranger and they say back to you "I bet you'd look good naked." Instead of saying something so professionally creepy and stalkerish, he could have just said "That's great, your modeling career is really taking off!" or something along those lines.
Lol the "actor" trying to pan his God awful performance on the God awful directing @ 5:30. "Yeah the directing was a little bit off," so was the acting buddy.
The male lead looks absolutely dead inside and unenthusiastic about literally anything in life. Which makes me appreciate Natalie’s performance even more
Honestly, the main actress pulls off a very bubbly personality really well. I think she has potential, and hopefully she got another chance after this movie.
I thought I knew what I was getting into with Birdemic, but I was not prepared for this movie. My jaw was on the floor for most of the runtime, and every time I thought the movie had run out of ways to surprise me, some new thing came in that just left me even more in awe. Truly one of the movies of all time.
itachi2374 He's been trying to raise funds for another movie but for obvious reasons, he's been having no luck. I think his streak as a filmmaker may have run its course.
Why spend tons of money, and tons of effort going through film school, getting a degree, hiring top notch actors, filming a great movie and creating loads of awesome special effects, to majke millions of dollars, when you can get a conventional camera, get your buddies together, shoot a "movie", pretend that you think the movie is good enough to win an Oscar, and make a shit load of profit because people eat up terrible movies that are so "good" because the people that make it think it's good.
It took me three tries to get past the first ten minutes because it was just so dreadful, but when I pushed past it all I started to get it, and as soon as he said "so how bout dinner to celbrate yor sucess" I fell in love.
"It looks just like a 30 Million dollar film from a distance." Well, I can't exactly argue that. Most things look like a 30 million dollar film from far enough distance away.
Wait, so that cliche' oriental music wasn't edited in by you afterwards to go with the scene? I mean, I thought it sounded cheesy, but I thought at first it was supposed to exaggerate how bad it was. But its actually THAT bad. Damn.
I love the elements that are so odd but they aren't even mentioned because there would be no time, like the scene where everyone's congratulating the dude on the business deal and he starts vigorously humping a chair.
The opening to "Birdemic" is surprisingly similar to the opening of "Manos: The Hands of Fate," which is also among the worst movies ever made. Both movies open with long, tedious shots of people driving. It's almost as if Birdemic intentionally referenced Manos, but the director seems way too sincere to have done that.
I dunno, dude considers himself to be a director of the "Hitchcock school is cinema". He may not look like much, but even Tommy Wiseau wasn't that delusional.
Peter Jackson's first movie Bad Taste, was made for $25,000 and that was a pretty big helping of awesome. Budget also doesn't explain the horrible editing (why is there no L-editing!?) or the utter failure of simple filming rules or...you know...FORESIGHT!
@@bumibomber It took 4 years to make, you'd think someone would write a better story and dialogue in 4 years. 10k isn't a lot in movie terms but people have made great movies on similar budgets. Especially horror movies have done so.
The blonde girl's mom (yes this movie is so forgettable I can't even remember their names while in the middle of the video) is actually a pretty good actress, I feel sorry that she's in this movie
+Clayton Harbeson If you have watched Julie & Jack (James Nguyen's other film), she plays the mother of the main guy (basically a carbon copy of Rod) in that. It's very weird lol. But I agree, she's the only person who has any acting talent in the movie.
It's very weird that atrocious (but still entertaining) movies like this can be made, with the director saying "well this was made for less than $10,000" and " it took four years to make" and that it is "shocking and terrifying", yet I make movies with $0 budgets and sony vegas editing software in several months and they are undoubtedly more well-made and easier to take seriously than Birdemic by far.
I didn't see this movie, but I did see The Room... Judging by all the clips I saw The Room seems technically more competent and better acted: what makes it so fun to watch is seeing the story go nowhere and repeat itself 4 or 5 times until the climax, and let's not forget Wiseau's legendary performance! Birdemic seems so fucked up in it's acting and editing that I feel I have to watch it as soon as I find it... I SIMPLY MUST!!!
I find it hilarious that this guy keeps trying to defend his movie by saying "It looks great...from a distance".
XD
Hitchcock
+Ryanmiller70 frome a long way away
*from a distant*
Jus from a distun.
"You got it... you got it... YOU FUCKED IT."
Best reaction, hands down.
This movie seems like what a porn movie would be like if all of the sex scenes were removed.
Omg that's so fucking true, imagine if the acting in porn was good tho...:0
And replaced with murderous birds.
Quick Draw Kills Things NO, because that would make me have feelings for the fucker and the fuckee. I can't empathize with those people. I have to picture them as emotionless fuckbots.
Shade Draws I know it would be really weird wouldn't it, but it would make the fucking like all emotional and stuff :000
Quick Draw Kills Things I get off by repeatedly plugging and unplugging my desk lamp from the wall socket.
the main character acts like he's the protagonist of Interactive-story game
YOU'RE A GENIUS, MISTER
Interactive-Story games are much better than this crapfest
Just look at Telltale
grose zero camera work is about the same quality.
You know, someone should make one of those live action adventure games from the 90s with birdemic, it would be PERFECT
M y n a m e i s c o n n o r
From IMDB:
"James Nguyen made the actresses wear bikinis during the make-out scenes because he didn't want any of the couples to actually have sex."
Whaaaaaat?
Yeah so?
SpawnRevenge92 Wow, that certainly speaks volumes...
Master Chef He had them waer bikinis so they wouldn't have sex while recording.
xfighter339 Because you know, that's how sex works.
Master Chef What?
This movie is very educational. I learned that polar bears like to eat food, such as seals.
And that global warming is causing diseases, such as bird flu
I don't even watch movies anymore. I just watch this guy's reviews
+philip palubicki I never liked to watch movies in the first place.
+OverlookedPixel What the fuck, why are you here anyway?
Ruben Martinez IDK, I like the way he reviews them.
Same here
Your saving Ooo that's why you don't watch em
I feel bad for the guy who made it. It seems like he tried really hard.
BUT ITS SO BAD.
I'm also pretty sure he has some sort of Aspergers. Not in a joking way, either. I'm being serious. His complete lack of understanding of human interaction and his absolute blindness about how illogical and horrible his movie is suggests that he does not have a normal brain.
As a person with Aspergers, I think that theory is worth looking into.
+IAmBadatStarcraft but that would mean m.night shamylan has developed Aspergers over the years.
Nah, I think he doesn't really care and has a sunny nature.....he also wants money.
You dont make money with this piece of garbage
It took four years to make this movie? FOUR? It takes like five minutes to animated this birds, what did he do the rest of the four years?
he was trying to make it as drawn out and painfully long as possible
I'm guessing he made a part of the movie then ran out of money so he had to work to get more money
He had to keep re-shooting the driving scenes until they were perfect.
Cave Story took 5 years from one person and turned out a masterpiece. This is just disappointing.
He funded the entire thing from money he made with his dat job
I'm pretty sure that at least 65% of this movie was made on Windows Movie Maker.
I bet it could be made in iMovie too.
King Keegster iMovie is worst than Windows Movie maker right?
99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% seems more accurate
Hartley Guest What's the percent that wasn't then?
The titles look like Sony Vegas or Avid
'I'll give you a 50% discount.'
'I'll knock off $1000.'
Every character in this movie is a terrible salesperson!!
Why is that the part I'm most concerned with?!
It was actually $1 million dollars. Which means that the potential sale was $2 million.
Wow...He really does suck...
@@snowbeast4463 At this point it tells a lot more about James and his ineptitude than the characters...
You might be concerned because the director’s real job is a software salesperson (or something).
The Asian chick talks with the sounds howtobasic makes
The bit with Yoko Ono was one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
"Difficulty finding food, such as Seals..."
SirCouchus *director* now mope.
:(
"How big was the sale"
"It was a small sale of a million dollars"
Awesome xD
+John Smith With a million dollars in discounts.
I need a small loan of a million dollars.
+John Smith The birds were just a prank bro
+Absolute Grime bird prank (gone sexual)
That lead actor... It's like if a sheet of plywood and a canned ham somehow had a kid.
Yeah, plywood, but not canned ham... like, spam or something.
@@mellow_mallow Whole Chicken in a Can
@@celebrimborposting9251 James forced him to deliver the lines EXACTLY like that. He had no room to act. I feel for the guy haha
Vice made a documentary on it :)
@@mellow_mallow But spam is delicious, it'd be a decent performance then.
When Yoko began screeching, both my pet ducks started losing their minds and making predator alarm calls.
You're fucking everywhere.
+Amelia Bee ..yo-....you can have ducks at pets?
+Cameron Fraser LOL yup! If you go to my channel there's a bunch of videos of 'em acting all cute. They chase laser pointers and like to snuggle :p
+Cameron Fraser anything is a pet if you try hard enough
LoneWanderer788
This has inspired me to have a very lengthy visit to the zoo...
what if "those lingerie" is a reference to "me underwears" from The Room
Char Rar and she pulled out me underwears
10:30 Her voice is like the voice synth of Tomodachi Life.
I thought it was just me who thought that, haha
it is omg
At least the credits weren't in comic sans
None of your fucking business that is where you are wrong, the credits SHOULD have been in comic sans
ploop plop At first i didn't notice that his name is "None of your fucking business" so i thought you were really really pissed about his font preferences
@@jurado1010 same
@@ploopplop1322 oscar winner suicide squad has comic sans. We all need comic sans.
would’ve made it so much better.
If my date starts talking about the fucking stock market, I'm leaving.
Why ?
Hey baby wanna see my stock options?
David Maglioli Lemme see your portfolio, guuuuuurrrrrl
***** LOOK AT THIS GRAAAPH
***** Obvious SpongeBob joke is obvious.
3:13 Actual Translation: "ale beh rieght beck wizu."
to what language
+I..Always..no..scoping Wiseau-ese
by chance, do you know the song at that time.
What I love about your reviews are things like "you drove a long way for food:" It cracks me up every time.
I agree his deadpan is pretty great
Officially converted now. Birdemic is the best thing ever. Even Hitchcock could not have conceived such a work of genius! I mean, who needs The Birds, when you have Birdemic? It's way more brilliant than the Hitchcock movie... from a distance.
A very looong distance that is.
Alexandre Martins "A distance, do you mean like...the next room?" Best interviewer ever.
*if i had enough money id have 10 cats*
run just RUN
I guess Nguyen had just seen the "I love cats so much" troll video.
Yeah, that's a big red flag.
The guy who played the main character has no room to say the directing was off. I don't care how bad the directing is. He could've done better than he did. I'm a better act than him, and I suck.
The director made him say his lines exactly as on the paper, typos and all. that's why it seems forced.
+Zachary Bean Typos don't make you act as bad as this guy. This guy is the worst.
Vice made a documentary about this. This IS because of bad directing. I'm sure the actor isn;t great but he was forced to do the lines EXACTLY like that.
Actors can add a lot ot a scene ... if the director lets them. :)
He probably went in wanting to try, but when he realized how awkward the director is he just gave up and tried to meme the whole time.
It wasn’t just the directing that was off, the dialogue is ridiculously unnatural. I think even decent actors would have problems with ridiculous script.
"I just got a job at Victoria's Secret!"
"Cool, I think you'd look great in those lingerie"
ò_______ò
James Nguyen please explain how this is supposed to be romantic. If a guy ever said that to me I'd fucking run for my life.
Why?...its Victoria secret so you want him to say you'd look ugly? You know what Victoria secret is right...
Scuro1000 "You'd look great in those lingerie...especially right there! Oh, but also over here...but then again, you're also over there. Some of you, anyway."
Amelia Bee Imagine the embarassment if then she said that she actually got a position as a manager or secretary instead.... XD
+Master Chef Chiming in late, but everyone knows what Victoria's Secret is. The point Scuro is making is that it's a creepy ass comment to make to someone you just barely met. It's like saying "hi" to some stranger and they say back to you "I bet you'd look good naked." Instead of saying something so professionally creepy and stalkerish, he could have just said "That's great, your modeling career is really taking off!" or something along those lines.
Kyrugir
Well, that's about enough life for me for one day. Let me check the time.
Yes, it's about that time.
*explodes*
+Eggly Bagelface ECH!
+Eggly Bagelface SRSLY?!.gif
*screams in FLCL*
Lol the "actor" trying to pan his God awful performance on the God awful directing @ 5:30. "Yeah the directing was a little bit off," so was the acting buddy.
>That moment when Victoria's Secret doesn't have a covergirl.....
they do now!
The male lead looks absolutely dead inside and unenthusiastic about literally anything in life. Which makes me appreciate Natalie’s performance even more
i feel so embarassed and sad for the director :(
Rod took 50% off before he made his "1 Million Dollar Sale". HE GAVE AWAY A MILLION DOLLARS. NO. REALLY.
Elitist Trash Dude, Ween is the best.
Adam's commentary is legitimately good to hear to become a better filmmaker
You got it, you got it... You FUCKED it!
How the FUCK could you do that!?
+Caleb Blackburn God he clips the audio so much.
Wait this movie took four years to make?
I thought it took like, four days and ten dollars.
I laughed my ass off at that regular show cut in
Honestly, the main actress pulls off a very bubbly personality really well. I think she has potential, and hopefully she got another chance after this movie.
3:15 That "FUCKING AWESOME" line made me shit my pants with laughter.
So much stuff in this made me laugh uncontrollably
What's the song at 3:15?
I've seen this movie so many times because of Rifftrax and it is absolute GOLD.
I wish I could make shitty movies and earn millions.
Change your name to Uwe Night Bay-Emmerich.
ho weijian you do you we're in suicide squad and that made millions of dollars and was a piece of shit
ho weijian Make a remake of some 80s cartoon. You'll do it.
ho weijian well suicide squad batman v superman and man of steel.
MacyPooh196 Ooh get em.
Man I'm not even being hyperbolic this is legitimately this greatest commentary on a movie I've ever watched, unbelievable
"So hubba danner 2 celebrate yer suk sis :( "
Exactly what I heard
I thought I knew what I was getting into with Birdemic, but I was not prepared for this movie. My jaw was on the floor for most of the runtime, and every time I thought the movie had run out of ways to surprise me, some new thing came in that just left me even more in awe. Truly one of the movies of all time.
"You've got it, you've got it... you FUCKED it!"
I’ve seen many a review of Birdemic, but your mix of frustration and appreciation of the film’s comedic value and mistakes is awesome.
I sorta feel bad for the director. I mean, it was absolute shit, but he probably feels lie shit knowing that his movie is so made fun of.
I don't think he minds too much otherwise he wouldn't have agreed to make the sequel.
duckwantbreads
... There was a sequel? Alright, nevermind. I don't feel bad anymore.
itachi2374 He's been trying to raise funds for another movie but for obvious reasons, he's been having no luck. I think his streak as a filmmaker may have run its course.
I could help him!
I know how to make a movie not suck!
And i'm 15
EB Productions :D
The girl that plays Natalie actually isn't that bad of an actress... too bad she has to have this movie on her acting record forever.
Could be a positive point if you're trying to get big in b-movies :P
No. Shes pretty fucking terrible too. It's just that the guy playing Rod makes her look way better than she actually is.
there is a key difference between being a good actor and being a good actor for a porno
She's certainly very natural.
They misspelled models.
"Dream Modols"
Models is spelt right. It's just the fact that it's a cursive e and that this movie was filmed on a fucking knock off iPhone.
Why spend tons of money, and tons of effort going through film school, getting a degree, hiring top notch actors, filming a great movie and creating loads of awesome special effects, to majke millions of dollars, when you can get a conventional camera, get your buddies together, shoot a "movie", pretend that you think the movie is good enough to win an Oscar, and make a shit load of profit because people eat up terrible movies that are so "good" because the people that make it think it's good.
he didn't even go to a film school 😂
+Lord Zizumias top notch actors?
You guys clearly didn't get it Lol *facepalm*
Do these guys understand English lmao
Lord Zizumias lol
It took me three tries to get past the first ten minutes because it was just so dreadful, but when I pushed past it all I started to get it, and as soon as he said "so how bout dinner to celbrate yor sucess" I fell in love.
It was at that moment that finally, at long last, you'd stopped fighting and accepted the truth; you love Big Brother, Big Birdie-emic.
"It looks just like a 30 Million dollar film from a distance."
Well, I can't exactly argue that. Most things look like a 30 million dollar film from far enough distance away.
Wait, so that cliche' oriental music wasn't edited in by you afterwards to go with the scene? I mean, I thought it sounded cheesy, but I thought at first it was supposed to exaggerate how bad it was. But its actually THAT bad. Damn.
I like to think the actor actually acts like that in real life
I love the elements that are so odd but they aren't even mentioned because there would be no time, like the scene where everyone's congratulating the dude on the business deal and he starts vigorously humping a chair.
I'm surprised he didn't show the applause sequence lol
The opening to "Birdemic" is surprisingly similar to the opening of "Manos: The Hands of Fate," which is also among the worst movies ever made. Both movies open with long, tedious shots of people driving. It's almost as if Birdemic intentionally referenced Manos, but the director seems way too sincere to have done that.
"I think you'll look great in that laungrai " The Fuck bro you just met her!!!
What a punk
"laungrai"?
generic account with nsfw profile picture LMAO!!!!!! Omg!!!
As a Vietnamese, this guy is still better than the most of Vietnamese directors.
God, I fucking love that clipping scene at the meeting. The guys that just starts shaking the other dudes chair kills me every time.
This movie was absolutely phenomenal, from a distance, of course.
Holy shit. I just got such a rewarding and cathartic laugh from 4:57. "You got it, you got it. You fucked it!"
The depressing moment when this movie is neither a comedy nor directed by a lunatic but an ordinary dude. Sigh...
I dunno, dude considers himself to be a director of the "Hitchcock school is cinema". He may not look like much, but even Tommy Wiseau wasn't that delusional.
Peter Jackson's first movie Bad Taste, was made for $25,000 and that was a pretty big helping of awesome.
Budget also doesn't explain the horrible editing
(why is there no L-editing!?) or the utter failure of simple filming rules or...you know...FORESIGHT!
Peter Jackson was a student though. Besides, Bad Taste also looks like shite.
@@bumibomber It took 4 years to make, you'd think someone would write a better story and dialogue in 4 years. 10k isn't a lot in movie terms but people have made great movies on similar budgets. Especially horror movies have done so.
I feel so bad for the girl who played Natalie. I mean, she's not very good, but she's Meryl fucking Streep compared to the rest of the cast!
I really didn't expect to see you here.
The blonde girl's mom (yes this movie is so forgettable I can't even remember their names while in the middle of the video) is actually a pretty good actress, I feel sorry that she's in this movie
Agreed.
+Clayton Harbeson If you have watched Julie & Jack (James Nguyen's other film), she plays the mother of the main guy (basically a carbon copy of Rod) in that. It's very weird lol. But I agree, she's the only person who has any acting talent in the movie.
At this point, I think even I could make a better movie than Birdemic.
I'm 14. With no money. And no camera.
I believe that.
Birdemic Reloaded?
BIRDEMIC 2: RELODED: ACTUALLY KINDA SCARY THIS TIME GUYS
We'll be waiting. . . .
Well, you're eighteen now. You can probably make a good movie with your iPhone.
Rogue Alice Oh shit!, your 18 now.
One of my favourite YMS reviews, I watch it from time to time.
So at 1:45 theres a picture of sunkist orange soda... Thats fucking hilarious
of course you have a pic of jon XD
nazo tadajin
Ech
Your reviews have so much rewatchability. They never stop being funny. Even after 8 years and at least as many repeat viewings.
The room costed 6 million to produce and market. This costed less than ten grand. Moral of the story; more money doesn't equal a better movie.
So true. The Last Airbender costed 150 million, and it's worse than the Room.
Holy shit, he DID spell Birdemic wrong. It couldn't be more perfect... it brings a tear to the eye.
It's very weird that atrocious (but still entertaining) movies like this can be made, with the director saying "well this was made for less than $10,000" and " it took four years to make" and that it is "shocking and terrifying", yet I make movies with $0 budgets and sony vegas editing software in several months and they are undoubtedly more well-made and easier to take seriously than Birdemic by far.
BHM Productions
It took 12 years to make
@@Kenny-the-Platypus that's... sad.
The acting is likely better
Can’t believe this was posted 8 years ago feels like I watched it yesterday
I live in the next town over from where they shot Birdemic.
Steven Widow thats like saying you live next to the highschool where 2 kids made youtube videos
Nguyen: 'Supposed to be a romantic thriller *mumbling* Hitchcock'
Interviewer: 'A romantic thriller!?'
Why are you giving us Sunkist subliminal? From Precious?
Jeffery Lebowski Because BUY SUNKIST
Capt. Scoops No you buy from the other company
Whatever, that's like, your opinion, man.
***** Golden.
***** LOL
Can't recommend this enough!!!
(I mean the YMS 2-part review)
Ive seen wood. And nothing, and I mean nothing, comes close to the main character femshep here.
hey, can you er... can you just... it's a little... d-do you think the cameras a bit HIGH UP?!
+Jordan Gilbert AND I STILL SEE NO GOD DAMN BIR...
*SCREECH SCREECH*
I take it back! Go back to when there were no birds!
+Barbeque Jack Let me check the time...yep, that's enough life for one day. °Crashes and Burns°
the subliminal orange soda from Precious being referenced has earned my like
These actors deserve an Oscar for their acting xD
"Is that all you ever think about is sex?" is probably the sentence he put the most feeling into, good for him.
So basically, if you're good at your movie making, good luck getting discovered.
But if you are _horrendous_ at it...?
9:11 "The only purpose of this scene is..." NO! There is no purpose to that scene or any scene. Nothing in this movie is at all done deliberately.
The end song...I seriously thought it said 'flying mayonnaise' instead of 'flying menace'.
The mother seemed very supportive of her daughter's mother career despite her stating that her mother would much rather see her in real estate.
I can't watch the movie or the interviews without thinking that there is a guy who thinks it is good and feel bad
I like how the captions say "why am i even captioning this scene?" during the awkward clapping sequence. :P
"You got it. You got it. YOU FUCKED IT. HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!"
Best quote ever, coming from a film student.
What Jaws did for the OCEAN, and Psycho for SHOWERS, Birdemic will do from a DISTANCE.
When I saw this video in my the related videos I said "screw the video I'm watching right now, I need to watch this one."
3:45 “what can you tell me about the reapers?”
I didn't see this movie, but I did see The Room...
Judging by all the clips I saw The Room seems technically more competent and better acted: what makes it so fun to watch is seeing the story go nowhere and repeat itself 4 or 5 times until the climax, and let's not forget Wiseau's legendary performance! Birdemic seems so fucked up in it's acting and editing that I feel I have to watch it as soon as I find it... I SIMPLY MUST!!!
That vlogersation between the mom and the daughter is hilarious
Dream Modals.
Dream ModAls.
DREAM FUCKING *MODALS*
I've LITERALLY watched every one of your vids. Most of them multiple times now as I've become desperate. Sadness has taken over ...
"Woow... Congratulations..."
He sounds a talking internet pop-up from the mid 2000's.
I swear, the applause in the boardroom scene almost had me crying 😅😅
"If I had the money, I'd have a least ton of them" - Blonde Chick talking about cats, Birdemic
Appreciate all the songs from Justice's Cross you put in these reviews
9:25 do all the houses in California look the same? This kitchen looks too close to cool cat’s
I can't even make it through 9 minutes of this commentary video, how the fuck did you make it through the entire thing. You deserve a medal.