YMS: Death Race 2 (1 of 2)

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  • Опубліковано 18 гру 2024

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  • @YMS
    @YMS  12 років тому +238

    It's the perfect movie to play in the background when you're hanging with a group of people you know won't shut up during a movie.

    • @historicalshit
      @historicalshit 2 роки тому +4

      Its crazy that this video is 10 years old now and I'm actually rewatching this video after watching the first movie and now I know who shits on the sidewalk

    • @mranderson7148
      @mranderson7148 Рік тому

      Just watched the first death race 7 years after seeing this review

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 6 місяців тому

      It's weird rewatching your old stuff, you sound just like your friend does now haha..it doesn't sound like modern day Adam, you sound like the guy who did the rant about Will Smith getting sucked out of the ship in after earth
      I still can't believe this is like 15 years old now feels like it just came out

    • @YuriDontPlay
      @YuriDontPlay 4 місяці тому

      @@mranderson7148wait what lmfao you didn’t watch the movieb

  • @SuperLordGaming
    @SuperLordGaming 7 років тому +881

    "I'm the only Mexican Jew in the world"
    God I love Danny Trejo

    • @PLAGUE720
      @PLAGUE720 5 років тому +3

      You don't have to lie to kick it?

    • @Pantsinabucket
      @Pantsinabucket 4 роки тому +7

      UnknownAnon the area around Chapultepec Park, Mexico City used to be predominantly Jewish. Most have since moved to California but there’s a few still there.

    • @Thaistickthai
      @Thaistickthai 4 роки тому +5

      I'm the only gay eskimo.

    • @DJAM3R
      @DJAM3R 4 роки тому

      @@rodolfocrespo4840
      Lmao. It's funny cause you seem really genuine at least.

    • @Slash27015
      @Slash27015 4 роки тому +1

      That was so awesome said, and he was dope in the movie too!

  • @Djkenna1d
    @Djkenna1d 6 років тому +1690

    “It’s almost 2012 now” it’s weird for me to hear that in 2018

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 6 років тому +52

      Caroline K These old YMS videos with the shitty mic quality makes me so nostalgic.

    • @violentaftervisions3849
      @violentaftervisions3849 5 років тому +35

      Try 2019

    • @defense200x
      @defense200x 5 років тому +6

      wait for 2019

    • @shitocodone8940
      @shitocodone8940 5 років тому +8

      Caroline K I said the same shit I was like wtf that’s like 8 years ago.

    • @DemiBirdDoes
      @DemiBirdDoes 5 років тому +5

      Here we are living in the post-apocalypse, and we remember those times fondly.

  • @xtrasauce8134
    @xtrasauce8134 7 років тому +801

    "I just wanted to play a guy named Goldberg, first Mexican Jew" Danny Trejo, you gotta love him

    • @DemstarAus
      @DemstarAus 2 роки тому

      Louis Szekey is a Hungarian Ginger Mexican Catholic Jew.

  • @MegaFriendlyCreeper
    @MegaFriendlyCreeper 7 років тому +513

    "I just wanted to play a guy called Goldberg."
    -Danny Trejo

    • @al112v4
      @al112v4 6 років тому +9

      Well, there's a wrestler called like that.

    • @kreuz7sieben
      @kreuz7sieben 3 роки тому +3

      Señor Eskimo Goldberg

    • @generalgk
      @generalgk 3 роки тому

      @@kreuz7sieben WHAT THE HELL AM I!?!!

  • @katawatenshu
    @katawatenshu 8 років тому +956

    holy shit, it's almost 2012

    • @Thepotatocrusader
      @Thepotatocrusader 8 років тому +57

      Holy Shit, It's almost 1945

    • @euryalusdulevin7942
      @euryalusdulevin7942 8 років тому +15

      WITTY COMMENT +10 POINTS

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 8 років тому +1

      And yet, this isn't a legitimate sports event yet... SHOCK!

    • @112523
      @112523 8 років тому +1

      FUCK I DIDNT NOTICE THAT!

    • @zcrib3
      @zcrib3 8 років тому +1

      Well theres Nascar

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 9 років тому +1295

    12:49, the TV stays turned on even after it's unplugged.

  • @aegis027
    @aegis027 9 років тому +1595

    "First World War Fighter Jet"
    Ladies and Gentlemen, your director.

    • @timoyr2954
      @timoyr2954 9 років тому +41

      Isn't that kinda' like saying "a Fighter Jet in the style of a WWI Fighter plane"?
      I'm just trying to help the guy out :P

    •  8 років тому +32

      +Aegis270 What an idiot, only the second World War had jets, and that was near the bloody end!

    • @SpawnRevenge92
      @SpawnRevenge92 8 років тому +27

      +Aegis270 To be fair, he's the producer.

    • @harrywoods4435
      @harrywoods4435 8 років тому +17

      +DirtyVenom trying to save him world war one did have planes and plane warfare but still he must of had a lot on his mind like how he was going to pay his next water bill.

    • @harrywoods4435
      @harrywoods4435 8 років тому

      +Sydon I know I was just trying to find a way to help justify what the director said. To give him some credibility to do with this film

  • @Tdrummer888
    @Tdrummer888 10 років тому +332

    "And we'll see who shits on the sidewalk"
    That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard lol

    • @runningcommentary2125
      @runningcommentary2125 6 років тому +47

      I get the sense he was so proud of having written that line, but when I heard it all I could think was 'what the Hell is that supposed to mean?'

    • @Heretic_Jones
      @Heretic_Jones 4 роки тому +40

      That line is one of the single funniest thing I’ve heard in such a trash movie. I don’t know what the intended effect was, but it’s such a stupid line I can’t help but laugh.

    • @zackscarborough6402
      @zackscarborough6402 3 роки тому +6

      What's crazy is how simple the line is and yet noone gets it he called her dog so she said let's see who shits on sidewalks trying to calm him a dog how are yall that dumb

    • @Nick-___-
      @Nick-___- 3 роки тому +5

      zack scarborough um fucking what???

    • @izidororaziel4918
      @izidororaziel4918 3 роки тому +4

      In Brazil a female lefty teacher actually did that on a protest

  • @graymyers
    @graymyers 8 років тому +452

    The biggest reason I hate Paul W.S. Anderson is because I really feel like he's trying to combine his name with Paul Thomas Anderson and Wes Anderson

    • @StarvingHamster
      @StarvingHamster 8 років тому +65

      I read somewhere that he added the W.S. to differentiate himself from Paul Thomas Anderson, since people kept confusing them. This was shortly before Bottle Rocket and Rushmore came out, which led to Wes Anderson becoming a big name.

    • @DemiBirdDoes
      @DemiBirdDoes 5 років тому +5

      Or Paul Joseph Watson.

    • @c.i.a9221
      @c.i.a9221 5 років тому +6

      I hate him just cause he keeps making shit movies, oh and cause his wife sucks him he puts her as the MC in terrible zombie movies.

    • @mickeyfester
      @mickeyfester 4 роки тому +6

      Also he ruined that stunt woman's life in the 2nd resident evil movie

    • @c.i.a9221
      @c.i.a9221 4 роки тому

      @@mickeyfester Huh when did this happen

  • @UnkoMunko
    @UnkoMunko 8 років тому +214

    "Ok my friend. Mess with me and we'll see who poops on the sidewalk." That's all I hear when she says that line. It's so stupid.

    • @c.i.a9221
      @c.i.a9221 5 років тому +6

      I grind my teeth cause its so forced/corny

    • @personman1132
      @personman1132 4 роки тому +3

      @@c.i.a9221 The poop or...?

    • @c.i.a9221
      @c.i.a9221 4 роки тому +4

      @@personman1132 The fact they forced that line in there. Trying to be edgy with these stupid one liners.

    • @FringeSpectre
      @FringeSpectre 4 роки тому

      Shits*

  • @Restless_Hermit80
    @Restless_Hermit80 8 років тому +297

    Why isn't Sean Bean's first and last name pronounced the same, or vice versa?

    • @kramtielnet9847
      @kramtielnet9847 8 років тому +5

      holy :D

    • @kai615k
      @kai615k 8 років тому +73

      MafKees Sheen Bean or Sean Bawn

    • @Restless_Hermit80
      @Restless_Hermit80 8 років тому

      _Xorn_
      Exactly

    • @Biczeschlappe
      @Biczeschlappe 8 років тому +46

      His name actually used to be Shaun Bean, (he's from the north of england, not ireland) but he changed it to the irish spelling (sean) so that his name would stick out more. Looks like it worked.

    • @UliVazquez
      @UliVazquez 7 років тому +1

      lmao

  • @scriptbunny
    @scriptbunny 9 років тому +1009

    "I THINK YOU'RE ONE VERY LARGE BAKED POTATO"

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 7 років тому +74

      He wants to eat her with sour cream.

    • @WhyAyala
      @WhyAyala 6 років тому +46

      He wants to boil her, mash her, and stick her in a stew.

    • @AlphaCentCom
      @AlphaCentCom 6 років тому +6

      It's a travesty that's not more insulting without context

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 5 років тому +4

      Hey girl you as hot as a one very large baked potato 😏💦 👌👅😋

    • @robertpound2328
      @robertpound2328 4 роки тому

      Fem boy

  • @Neverhoodian
    @Neverhoodian 8 років тому +607

    "...so it's rather like driving a First World War fighter jet."
    First World War fighter jet
    *FIGHTER JET*
    My inner historian has an uncontrollable urge to kill something...

    • @razzmatazz2445
      @razzmatazz2445 8 років тому +21

      Neverhoodian yeah there were definitely turbine engined biplanes in WWI

    • @lucabarrett2
      @lucabarrett2 7 років тому +36

      Neverhoodian yep jets definitely were used in ww1 I mean it's not like they were invented late in WW2 or anything

    • @c.i.a9221
      @c.i.a9221 5 років тому +3

      Paul is a moron you learn to take everything he says/does/is with big bag of salt.

    • @FischerFilmStudio
      @FischerFilmStudio 4 роки тому

      It was like watching the scene in Red Tails with with German Jet Squadron being taken out by Mustangs. My brain liquified while watching that scene out of sheer incredulity.

    • @willsimpson7739
      @willsimpson7739 4 роки тому

      Inllin

  • @jackpitman15
    @jackpitman15 9 років тому +103

    "Fuck it I like this song better I'll keep it playing" Adum you're amazing

  • @gfyusebfsbguidng
    @gfyusebfsbguidng 10 років тому +129

    12:45 that scene had me giggling uncontrollably days after I'd first seen it. I'd be completely normal while eating breakfast with my family, then suddenly I'd remember the scene and burst out laughing with no way of stopping it.

    • @SWEGTA
      @SWEGTA 10 років тому +7

      Hey, dude. Remember that scene with Sean Bean you commented on 6 months ago?
      Well, it still exists!

    • @gfyusebfsbguidng
      @gfyusebfsbguidng 10 років тому

      SWEGTA ......... Okay....

    • @SWEGTA
      @SWEGTA 10 років тому +26

      gfyusebfuigdn I guess it stopped being funny after 6 months.

    • @SilentMenace7251
      @SilentMenace7251 7 років тому

      gfyusebfuigdn is it still funny?

    • @mutt9779
      @mutt9779 3 роки тому +1

      @@SilentMenace7251 I'm about 7 minutes in, I'll let you know once it comes up.
      Edit:Meh, not really.

  • @lbmember4637
    @lbmember4637 3 роки тому +55

    I like how his mic quality is still the same after 9 years...

  • @MajesticDeathray
    @MajesticDeathray 9 років тому +168

    3:25
    >First World War fighter jet.
    >First World War.
    >>Fighter jet.

    • @kosmokat111
      @kosmokat111 7 років тому +13

      I don't even see how it's like a WWI fighter *PLANE* at all, let alone a jet, can't think of many with enclosed cockpit at the time, especially not ones off to the side.

    • @salt_factory7566
      @salt_factory7566 6 років тому +3

      @Friend_Zone Maybe this was the prequel to BF1

  • @BolverkAtlasia
    @BolverkAtlasia 9 років тому +342

    Death Race 2000 is public domain now. It was a fun watch. I couldn't say the same for the remake...

    • @phoenixakathefirehawk9957
      @phoenixakathefirehawk9957 9 років тому +12

      +Bolverk-GTM WOW! Death Race 2008 is my favorite movie of all time.... I don't get why people hate fast paced action movies so much... and remakes. (For example people hate transformers, but.. the movie isn't even bad and if you think it's "putting balls on transformer" look at the original cartoon.. It's about robots that turn into cars and the main villain turns into a gun...) (Anotehr example is Nightmare on Elm Street the remake.. that movie had flaws, but it was well done and alot of the scenes in it were way scarier than the original film... the only movie I've seen that stands up to it is the third which is pretty much everyone's favorite)
      And I don't get why it's a "remake" It's more of a parody, but I don't think it quite falls under that either.

    • @fourcrippledhorses
      @fourcrippledhorses 9 років тому +45

      +Phoenix Aka The Firehawk People hate them because they're shit. You can have a fast paced action movie where it's not poorly shot and edited, and where the characters aren't cardboard, the acting wooden, or the script written between bumps of coke on a weekend in Malibu.

    • @convoy81
      @convoy81 8 років тому +26

      +Phoenix Aka The Firehawk Yes Transformers isn't that bad, it's FUCKING horrible.
      Even without Transformers(and they're almost absent) those movies are a pile of shit, annoying chars, terrible scripts, bad dialogues, bad editing and plotholes all over...even if they have the same story, written over and over!

    • @NormalLee67
      @NormalLee67 8 років тому +9

      +Phoenix Aka The Firehawk What kind of idiot would +1 your comment.

    • @kurvos
      @kurvos 8 років тому +2

      I don't know, I think the remake is a fun dumb popcorn movie. I think it's Paul W.S. Anderson's "best" movie... which isn't saying much, but still. XP Then again, I'm a big fan of Jason Statham. XD lol

  • @YMS
    @YMS  12 років тому +29

    I liked it.

    • @criticalfxck13
      @criticalfxck13 Рік тому

      How the fuck does this not have more likes and replies lol

    • @RetroAdzz
      @RetroAdzz Рік тому +1

      I liked that comment, that liked the film

  • @alexmaverick6647
    @alexmaverick6647 10 років тому +154

    "Uhhhhh I didn't wanna hurt anybody! I'm so pretty!"

    • @Adagamante
      @Adagamante 6 років тому +3

      Cracks me up every single time.

  • @robdillenger4763
    @robdillenger4763 8 років тому +463

    "Death Race 2000" was/still is fuckin' awesome.
    The concept is just too good.
    Every time I see an old person slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwly crossing the road I can't help but think "O look 75 points"
    fuck remakes

    • @MisterBones2910
      @MisterBones2910 8 років тому +25

      I find it odd how the old were worth more points than children. Maybe because they're more rare?

    • @NormalLee67
      @NormalLee67 8 років тому +11

      +Mister Bones
      I assume so. Everybody is a baby at some point (assuming they didn't die before/immediately after they're born), but not everybody reaches 75 or older.

    • @MisterBones2910
      @MisterBones2910 8 років тому +21

      guantanamo bae
      And there are likely less of them in the streets on top of that.

    • @thenetwork-jshd8508
      @thenetwork-jshd8508 8 років тому +4

      Please tell me what happened to Death Race 5 through Death Race 1999

    • @nilknarf36
      @nilknarf36 8 років тому +3

      +The Network - JSHD Don't you fucking act like it's the originals fault for using numbers in their title when there never should have been sequels to begin with.

  • @VristecaLjubicicaGaming
    @VristecaLjubicicaGaming 10 років тому +131

    "...so it's rather like flying a FIRST WORLD WAR fighter jet."
    I'm guessing he wasn't the smartest cookie with history.

    • @Hazztech
      @Hazztech 10 років тому +5

      i think it's cause that a the name "fighter jet" has become so connected with military persuit craft of any type that it's sort of common talk.

  • @braza117
    @braza117 11 років тому +189

    Did that guy really just say "First world war fighter jet"?

    • @jimjong10
      @jimjong10 11 років тому +45

      I saw one of those when i was touring the third century space station

    • @jimjong10
      @jimjong10 11 років тому +1

      And we also know that you have no understanding of sarcasm

    • @braza117
      @braza117 11 років тому

      I hope these insults were not aimed at me?

    • @DrCanyonero
      @DrCanyonero 11 років тому

      braza117
      Not my comment.. I won't speak for Jimjong10. Maybe his comment was directed at me? Dunno..

    • @Jorgen.A0
      @Jorgen.A0 11 років тому +12

      I think the context meant "It'd be like driving a fighter jet, in the first world war." Just for clarification.

  • @ZepawFox
    @ZepawFox 11 років тому +115

    Until you zoomed in I was sure that was Statham on the sequel cover.

    • @El-Gato69
      @El-Gato69 5 років тому +6

      Honest to God, that's the only reason I bought it, quickly realized I was wrong, then felt obligated to finish it.

    • @eugenetswong
      @eugenetswong 5 років тому +2

      Same with me. I was half asleep while watching this, so I just assumed that he was a character that appeared later in the movie, and that Jason Statham was still in the movie.

  • @andrewstoner1169
    @andrewstoner1169 Рік тому +3

    I'm glad I came back to rewatch this since it was uploaded 11 years which is also the future.

  • @BobofWOGGLE
    @BobofWOGGLE 9 років тому +165

    For the points system in DR2000, I assume the winner is decided by some sort of time:points ratio, and that's why they're still going fast. Also, I would assume they've got dash/exterior cameras, but none pointed at the driver because who the fuck wants to watch some guy sit there and twiddle a steering wheel for hours on end, especially when there's bloody carnage going on just outside the vehicle?

  • @TheMattLuigi
    @TheMattLuigi Рік тому +2

    These older reviews really show how much YMs has improved but how he also stayed true to himself 😁

  • @202mc4
    @202mc4 3 роки тому +10

    It's amazing how this channel's videos could be made yesterday or 12 years ago and you can't tell the difference.

  • @spamreciever4208
    @spamreciever4208 8 років тому +70

    This is how I leave work *EVERY.* *DAY.*

  • @basnijland9453
    @basnijland9453 10 років тому +20

    I love the way you say "this is really dumb"
    it kills me

  • @SlurpeeTheUnholy
    @SlurpeeTheUnholy 9 років тому +71

    So... the best line Paul W.S. Anderson has ever written is one that makes no sense whatsoever?

    • @jamesd7678
      @jamesd7678 4 роки тому +2

      It’s the best line he’s ever written because it made me die laughing. What a weird, weird line he wrote

    • @Magicalnora
      @Magicalnora 2 роки тому +1

      And his best shot was... Im not even gonna talk about it 💀💀

  • @lemonscented7703
    @lemonscented7703 8 років тому +24

    "It's ok to murder people as long as you're a sick driver." Twisted Metal in a nutshell.

  • @alexarias5717
    @alexarias5717 8 років тому +35

    7:19 was undoubtedly the best line of this film when I first watched it lmfaooo it was so random and made no sense! but it was hilarious!

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 8 років тому

      So true!

    • @alexarias5717
      @alexarias5717 8 років тому +2

      SHAWKLAN 27 I kinda balked when I heard Pamela Landy say that xD

    • @stephencarroll4681
      @stephencarroll4681 8 років тому +8

      He should've responded "get some rest Pam, you look tired"

    • @brendanjoke
      @brendanjoke 7 років тому

      Alex Arias h

  • @ezraf.7759
    @ezraf.7759 8 років тому +72

    FOCK!! *smashes $300 flatscreen TV on a #20 table*

    • @cookimsnookims3775
      @cookimsnookims3775 7 років тому +8

      Ezra F. Damn! #20? The #20 tables in MY country are known as the WORST number tables

  • @jorianvandertang4494
    @jorianvandertang4494 8 років тому +99

    Death race is a mix of Mario kart mixend tho a sort of purge concept

    • @kurvos
      @kurvos 8 років тому +17

      No, I'd say it's more like Carmageddon and Twisted Metal. And for that reason, I kinda enjoy the movie. It's dumb, but... fun. XD

    • @TheEndKing
      @TheEndKing 7 років тому +4

      I love that in a few of the Twisted Metals you could play as Death himself. And somehow, against all possible logic, he somehow wasn't the best character in the game.

    • @jonasmcmillan
      @jonasmcmillan 7 років тому +1

      Death Race 3 is more like Wacky Racers.

    • @biscuitstix_
      @biscuitstix_ 5 років тому

      This comment needs more likes.

  • @NMRH258
    @NMRH258 11 років тому +14

    Did anybody notice in 12:44 how the TV was still turned on even though Sean Bean ripped the cords from the wall and threw it on the kitchen table?

  • @-Archeus-
    @-Archeus- 4 роки тому +51

    UA-cam 2011:
    UA-cam 2012:
    UA-cam 2013:
    UA-cam 2014:
    UA-cam 2015:
    UA-cam 2016:
    UA-cam 2017:
    UA-cam 2018:
    UA-cam 2019:
    UA-cam 2020: *”Yo I heard you liked Death Race”*

  • @shawklan27
    @shawklan27 10 років тому +16

    "FOCK FOCK'IN HELL" this line is one of the best lines I have heard in my life

  • @Azkamoski
    @Azkamoski 9 років тому +34

    Let us take a moment that Jeremy Bolt said: "First World War fighter jet"

  • @finnjeffrey572
    @finnjeffrey572 8 років тому +50

    "Fook! Fooking ell!" *smashes TV*

  • @Graycata
    @Graycata 8 років тому +46

    actually Frankenstein dying in the beginning of the movie kind of works. In Death Race 2000, David Carradine explains that he and a bunch of other guys were raised to take the place of the former Frankenstein driver whenever he dies. That there has actually been a few drivers parading as Frankenstein

  • @Landfish100
    @Landfish100 8 років тому +44

    "It's rather like driving a *first world war fighter jet*..."

  • @letsgetchino6669
    @letsgetchino6669 4 роки тому +9

    “IDK IVE NEVER SEEN THE DEATH RACE” this shit had me rollin 😂😂

  • @YMS
    @YMS  13 років тому +6

    @EPICsliceOFcake
    "I'll get more into that later."

  • @collinmclaren6608
    @collinmclaren6608 7 років тому +121

    "Fock." >:0
    .....
    "Fockin' hell." >:0

  • @spacepirateivynova
    @spacepirateivynova 9 років тому +55

    Now it's 2015.... I want my self-lacing shoes, self-adjusting coat, flying cars, hoverboards, and extendo-bat. The style of having one's pockets turned out, however, doesn't seem to have manifested yet.

    • @spacepirateivynova
      @spacepirateivynova 9 років тому +2

      I dunno, I have knee-high boots that take like 5-8 minutes to put on... self-lacing systems would be awesome for that :D

    • @spacepirateivynova
      @spacepirateivynova 9 років тому +2

      Well, technically... I am a scientist; and I don't really trust google's brand of science so much lately :D
      Actually, I was thinking of just modifying the eyelets with those quick-lace hooks or something, or adding buckles up them.
      Demonia zipper boots that you can change the height of them, actually had them a few years now and I'm quite happy with the quality ^.^

    • @gerythionargarys7848
      @gerythionargarys7848 9 років тому +1

      +ReddmanDGZ ... knee highs are hot, on the right kind of peep.
      *floats away*

    • @anonpony1693
      @anonpony1693 9 років тому +1

      i read that as self-lactating shoes for some reason.

    • @anonpony1693
      @anonpony1693 9 років тому

      i read that as self-lactating shoes for some reason.

  • @Kylirr
    @Kylirr 10 років тому +276

    I guess Sean Bean really lost his head this time.

  • @uknownada
    @uknownada 9 років тому +430

    Wait, if it's a prequel, why does it take place 12 years after the original?

    • @codythompson9973
      @codythompson9973 6 років тому +108

      uknownada
      Death Race involves time traveling ninjas that kidnapped the president. Are you a bad enough dude to save him?

    • @Houseoholiker
      @Houseoholiker 6 років тому +6

      Unknownada
      That reason is quit simple: Money

    • @thefluffyneko4450
      @thefluffyneko4450 6 років тому +16

      To anyone still caring its a prequel to a prequel that isn't really a prequel but is a remake that isn't really a remake but a completely new concept with some of the same characters.. I think? Who gives a fuck. FAST CARS, GUNS, EXPLOSIONS!

    • @jarlamtoft2307
      @jarlamtoft2307 6 років тому +1

      Because it's stupid

  • @toomuchstarbucks6787
    @toomuchstarbucks6787 10 років тому +66

    That Sean Bean scene.. I just can't get enough.

    • @crab2934
      @crab2934 7 років тому +14

      FOCKIN' HELL

  • @2bad4hard48
    @2bad4hard48 3 роки тому +9

    “it’s almost 2012 right now”
    holy shit time flies

  • @funkophone
    @funkophone 10 років тому +148

    3:25 "1st world war fighter jet".
    Sweet fuckity Jesus.

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 9 років тому +5

      ***** I heard that and I was like where is my revolver people on TV are too stupid for me to exist anymore fucking seriously

    • @TheMeanMongoose
      @TheMeanMongoose 9 років тому +45

      funkophone It was a real thing okay? I've seen it in a war museum. Next to the ancient Greek machine gun.

    • @RC15O5
      @RC15O5 7 років тому +1

      satireknight At least the Romans invented flamethrowers and could capture water vapor via air well, and for a time their throne was a robotic wonder. All damn advanced, but who knows, maybe a secret space ship with flamethrowers too. :P

    • @enzoaugusto1577
      @enzoaugusto1577 7 років тому

      Oh fuck, the guy who uploaded Les Friction
      Waddaup my dude?

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 7 років тому +1

      Reminded me of this: ua-cam.com/video/zs2u7o5NBUU/v-deo.html.
      TL;DR: The main thing keeping Rome from going steampunk was laziness.

  • @noone3216
    @noone3216 Рік тому +3

    I like how Sean Bean runs up to the tv and then pretends to struggle with it as if it's attached to the wall and he's ripping it off, even though it's clearly just sitting on the unit and could easily slide off if someone accidentally brushed past it.
    Also how the image is still on the screen when he smashes it.... without it being plugged in

  • @shinji_ikari
    @shinji_ikari 5 років тому +1

    This video is something I come back to every 1 to 2 months and I just rewatch it I love this video

  • @lollipophugo
    @lollipophugo 10 років тому +59

    Is anyone else FUCKING SICK of seeing cars explode in movies? They don't do that. It doesn't happen.

  • @TheCrazyCastle
    @TheCrazyCastle Рік тому +2

    “It’s set 11 years ago which is also the future”
    Wow…now this video is 11 years old too.

  • @SuperDarknut
    @SuperDarknut Рік тому +4

    The irony is that watching literal bloodsport has only become reprehensible in the (relatively) modern era

  • @BirchMonkey857
    @BirchMonkey857 Рік тому +3

    Honestly, despite its cheesy nature, I still like the 1995 Mortal Kombat. It's pretty much tied with Street Fighter for me, because it has less Jean-Claude van Damme sleepwalking, but also has less Raul Julia carrying the entire movie by virtue of his performance. And hell, even the Andersonverse RE movies have some redeeming qualities.
    Unrelated, but idgaf:
    "You still refuse to accept my godhood? Keep your god! In fact, this might be a good time to pray to him. For I beheld Satan, as he *fell from heaven, LIKE LIGHTNING!"*

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish 7 років тому +26

    Prison gangs are pretty much universally divided along racial lines, that part is actually accurate.

  • @shrgnatlas
    @shrgnatlas 13 років тому

    This was never in my inbox. I just happened to go to your website and saw the new review had been posted. Made my night though man, you rock.

  • @Barlakopofai
    @Barlakopofai 6 років тому +8

    If you still don't get the Death Race 2000 points, they probably provide a handicap for the overall timer. It's like the boxes when you do a time trial in Crash Bandicoot.

  • @Goblintom
    @Goblintom 7 років тому +2

    All the Death Race movies are my guilty pleasures. And I want more movies like this.

  • @SSZaris
    @SSZaris 10 років тому +10

    Death Race 2 has at least one saving grace - Celldweller

  • @Ironmaniacs7
    @Ironmaniacs7 4 роки тому +2

    "Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?" Sean Bean asked his flatscreen, calmly.

  • @yan008
    @yan008 10 років тому +42

    So many Mr.Anderson(s)
    Paul WS Anderson
    Paul Thomas Anderson
    Wes Anderson
    This is confusing

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 10 років тому +4

      I don't blame anyone for genuinely making a flub on either of their names.
      Maybe acronyms might help?
      P.W.S.A
      P.T.A
      W.A
      Hmm...

    • @PeterLambert2211
      @PeterLambert2211 10 років тому +4

      Don't forget Neo also.

    • @WeWereTheStorm
      @WeWereTheStorm 10 років тому +2

      Wes and Paul Thomas Andrson is the only worthy Andersons.

    • @anarchycastro
      @anarchycastro 9 років тому

      WeWereTheStorm Paul Thomas is definitely worthy.

    • @WeWereTheStorm
      @WeWereTheStorm 9 років тому

      I've never watched his movies

  • @MrSupernaturalLife
    @MrSupernaturalLife 9 років тому

    Even if I were to be more forgiving or disagreeing with your opinions on movies, you really know how to make every second of your video enjoyable XD

  • @Gobbersmack
    @Gobbersmack 7 років тому +4

    "You're JUST watching a car commercial"
    *runs b-roll of a producer saying every car but 2 aren't even for sale that current year.

  • @pundemon9659
    @pundemon9659 4 роки тому +1

    this mans really went and made a Death Race fanfiction AU, might as well brand it that way lol

  • @YungM.D.
    @YungM.D. 10 років тому +31

    Danny Trejo, Sean Bean, and Ving Rhames...why did you do this? You guys have actual careers. Why are you here? Bean was in LOTR and GOT, for Christ's sake!

    • @JesusProtects
      @JesusProtects 10 років тому +8

      Quick cash. I can imagine how easy for them was to act in this shit.

    • @lollipophugo
      @lollipophugo 10 років тому +1

      Agreed. Come on how much effort does some shit like this take? It's not like they are going to put it on their resume.

    • @ricocori2447
      @ricocori2447 9 років тому

      ohh matt, this is a business

    • @YungM.D.
      @YungM.D. 9 років тому

      Rico Cori I know. But I hoped Sean Bean was above it. I guess not.

    • @Talixaen
      @Talixaen 9 років тому +2

      Matt Cotter Y'know how people say Nic Cage takes any role he's ever offered, no matter how crappy the movie is? Looking at Sean Bean's imdb makes me think he does the same or worse.. He's played great roles in amazing productions, but he also did Death Race 2. And Black Death. And, huh, I forgot he was in National Treasure, too...

  • @fallen6191q2w
    @fallen6191q2w 10 років тому +48

    "1st war fighter jet"
    Me 262 Schwalbe "swallow" 's first flight with jet engines was july 18 1942

    • @Thatguy7242
      @Thatguy7242 9 років тому +1

      I can Wikipedia too!

    • @fallen6191q2w
      @fallen6191q2w 9 років тому +3

      Thatguy7242 No dumbass I have 100+ books on the subject.

    • @imatreebelieveme6094
      @imatreebelieveme6094 7 років тому +1

      I know this was two years ago but you do realize that he couldn't like smell your books through the internet m8, right?

    • @kosmokat111
      @kosmokat111 7 років тому +1

      funny that your "100+ books on the subject" neglect to mention the He 178, He 280, or the Caproni Campini, the 262 was just the first jet to be used *in combat*, followed by the Gloster Meteor.

  • @cryptospuridium666
    @cryptospuridium666 10 років тому +6

    "We'll see who shits on the side-walk"
    Really Paul? Really?
    If that's your best line then quit whilst you're ahead

  • @timmytatoe4248
    @timmytatoe4248 4 роки тому +5

    I'm glad Danny trejo takes a bunch of bad movies, cause hes almost ALWAYS the highlight

  • @kegal
    @kegal 6 років тому +4

    I can’t stop laughing at Sean beans delivery after all these years
    FUK, FUKIN’ ‘ELL

  • @johnjamele
    @johnjamele Рік тому +2

    You also have to do the "Never Back Down" series!

  • @TopCat42981
    @TopCat42981 4 роки тому +3

    Welcome to 2020!! The best order to watch these are. 2,3,1 and DeathRace: Beyond Anarchy

  • @sunnydayz23
    @sunnydayz23 9 місяців тому +2

    Just last week I found the 4 pack at Walmart and my initial thought was "They made 3 f*cking more!?"

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean 9 років тому +5

    Wow...so in the very first few moments of the film, a giant, red-hot pipe rolls into view and spews forth a gazillion little sparks and molten droplets. Subtle.

  • @jameswinter482
    @jameswinter482 2 роки тому +1

    I thought this was an Asylum film but damn, this got some big names and budget, I'm almost impressed

  • @joshuagero3125
    @joshuagero3125 9 років тому +7

    11:50 The guy with the shotgun must have super strong arms to have no form of recoil what so ever

  • @DemiBirdDoes
    @DemiBirdDoes 5 років тому +2

    Those sweet 2011 memes gave me whiplash, middle school coming for me HARD.

  • @jomahawk7488
    @jomahawk7488 10 років тому +14

    So Death Race 2 is a sequel to a Movie, which is a remake of an older movie, which in itself is a adaptation of an arcade video game. Good God. And then there is Death Race 3: Inferno. Geeze.

    • @SWEGTA
      @SWEGTA 10 років тому +8

      Death Race 4 : The Remake (COLLECTORS EDITION) Special Premium Box PREQUAL IN 3D!!!!!

  • @jollyroman6695
    @jollyroman6695 3 роки тому

    12:47 love how he makes it look like he’s pulling it off the wall when it’s very clearly on a stand, as well as the audio continuing after the tv is unplugged

  • @mastermarkus5307
    @mastermarkus5307 10 років тому +10

    God, I love Sean Bean. He's so silly.

  • @uberyoutuber3892
    @uberyoutuber3892 3 роки тому +2

    The way the bored 1970s guy says Toddlers lmao. Tod-duh-lers

  • @ateszkoma94
    @ateszkoma94 5 років тому +4

    Sean Bean's tv smash scene was so unexpected it made me laugh.

  • @omahahnful
    @omahahnful 12 років тому +2

    I LOVE the fact that when you talk about Paul W.S. Anderson you play the music from There Will Be Blood, directed by Paul Thomas Anderson. Nice little inside joke. :D

  • @kingpinstewie4961
    @kingpinstewie4961 4 роки тому +4

    “It’s almost 2012”
    *me realizing this was made 8 years ago*

  • @farkasmactavish
    @farkasmactavish Рік тому +1

    Hey, Death Race 2000 takes place 11 years prior to this video coming out, and now this video is 11 years old!

  • @izidororaziel4918
    @izidororaziel4918 3 роки тому +3

    Event Horizon.... One of the greatest movies of all times

  • @bebopbountyhead
    @bebopbountyhead 6 років тому +1

    David Carradine voicing-over Frankenstein makes Frankenstein a clone, in cannon. It had already been established that Deathrace 2000's Frankenstein was not the first "Frankenstein," and that the name "Frankenstein" is technically just a title given to a succession of state-backed drivers.

  • @lessercheese2944
    @lessercheese2944 4 роки тому +3

    "It's set eleven years ago, which is also the future."
    **visible confusion**

  • @pie-rxmancer1142
    @pie-rxmancer1142 5 років тому

    “Fuck with me and we’ll see who shits on the sidewalk”
    When I first heard that line it was out of context and I genuinely laughed so hard I hurt my ribs

  • @darthwooser1990
    @darthwooser1990 10 років тому +10

    To be honest, a movie that I really liked from Luke that he stared in was Blade 2.

  • @seacreacherdiet
    @seacreacherdiet 8 років тому +11

    Riot police shows up, all the rioters immediately destroy the people trained to keep riots under control. Because you know, movie.

  • @ElHombreGato
    @ElHombreGato 3 роки тому +2

    "That's the best shot I've ever done!"
    Wow that's sad. His best scene was a obligatory leaving the spark factory shot

  • @ButcherSevenActual
    @ButcherSevenActual 9 років тому +14

    "First World War fighter jet"

  • @ghoster7600
    @ghoster7600 6 років тому +1

    This was recommended to me.
    I very much approve of this!

  • @qyza3690
    @qyza3690 9 років тому +19

    first seems like a parody of wacky racers

  • @YMS
    @YMS  13 років тому

    @jackxl53
    Which song?

  • @nickbruns
    @nickbruns 8 років тому +27

    am I the only person who pronounces Sean Bean as Seen Bean?

    • @gokuss15
      @gokuss15 8 років тому +2

      Probably

    • @nickbruns
      @nickbruns 8 років тому

      +Josh Callejas
      nope. dude said it in part 2 of this review

    • @care-o-sene
      @care-o-sene 8 років тому +1

      It's a joke, he pronounced it "Shohn Bohn" later on.