KFP employees: “Poor Takodachis, Ina is fattening they to eat them... Is great that our boss never could something like that, right? :D” -A new KFP employee.
@@seantaggart7382 yeah, is truly *grabs his pistol* amazing how *load his gun* crazy is this people *fire to the sky* Glad that we aren’t crazy, are we?
The actual cult: not planning to sacrifice followers into food. The "not a cult": disappearing workers, unsettling menu items, and a disciplinary chamber.
Takodachis : What is our purpose? AO-chan : What is my purpose? Ina : Just a shapeshifter nothing more. For AO-Chan you''re just a book. Takodachis : OH MY WAH AO-Chan : OH MY WAH
I feel like some takodachis felt relieved when Ina said she wouldn't turn us into takoyaki. Yet I can't help but feel that there are some who were disappointed.
This shapeshifting ability of ours bears the implication that KDTD was not made to be big, but chooses to be big for the sole purpose of getting sat on. Those shifty eyes are not the eyes of a lucky pervert, but those of a perverted mastermind enjoying the fruits of their schemes.
as relatively simpler creatures of the void, its not surprising that takodachi have a rudimentary shape-shifting ability sorta like an imperfect ditto good thing takodachi are generally docile and loyal (and sometimes bottom left Ms, looking at you KDTDs) so they dont use transform maliciously, though some takos may have spent more money to join the prestige that is 'AO-Chan's Food' and actually be eaten
@@stukacanee9079 I think I'm like Ina's messenger, to spread Ina's kindness and WAHs to my native language takodachi community through groups and YT clips, nonetheless keeping her accompanied and happy when she's streaming, answer her questions in the cult (membership community), draw her fanarts etc.
Takodachi's dressing up as takoyaki for Halloween. Imagine them putting takoyaki sauce on top of their head, topped with nori. Then some has a big toothpick stuck at their head.
Luna : Takodachis is my Friendo , Takodachis is pretty , Takodachis is yummy , Takodachis musha musha , I eat Takodachis….. Ina : Thanks doing business with you again senpai Luna …. *ina dont eat Takodachis , she sell them *horror BGM
@@ChrisTheHero65 yes, but we are just followers of priestess, carrying merely a fraction of her might through cookies. So if we can shape shifting, so could she
Okay Ina we believe you, even if you eat us, it's still win-win for us xD Poor Ao-chan, roasted again lol What will happen to Sana after she exposed Ina's plan though? F...?
“Ina said I can become anything, so I became a friend shaped tako.” -random tako probably
@@Takollite tako unite
So a cuddlefish?
(The joke: "cuttlefish" sounds like "cuddlefish" and are tako shaped)
This kinda sounds like it belongs in a Kirby game
@@1gient the cuddle fish from subnotica
Glory to Takodachi~
Takodachis: inas not fattening us up... **Munches on cookies**
KFP employees: “Poor Takodachis, Ina is fattening they to eat them... Is great that our boss never could something like that, right? :D”
-A new KFP employee.
@@sonic234sonikero4 me: how crazy is this community?
*grabs sword* glad im not that crazy
@@seantaggart7382 yeah, is truly *grabs his pistol* amazing how *load his gun* crazy is this people *fire to the sky*
Glad that we aren’t crazy, are we?
@@sonic234sonikero4 indeed
*Drops kick some dirt*
*Munches on cookies in double speed*
AO-chan's disappointment was immeasurable. Lol.
Ao-chan may have the power to turn us into real takos... therefore takoyakis for dinner D:
The actual cult: not planning to sacrifice followers into food.
The "not a cult": disappearing workers, unsettling menu items, and a disciplinary chamber.
Calling them out like that huh
What do you mean? KFP is fine and loves their crew.
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sounds like someone is asking to be sent to the "usual room"
@@hololiveenjoyer5655 *Blinks twice*
As a part of KFP I can attest we are not a cult
Is it just me, or does anyone else love the way Ina says "tako"
Or really, just the way she "tako" bout anything
INAFF
Inaff
There's never *INAFF* puns!
HAVE I NOT SUFFERED INAFF PUNS ALREADY
"you guys are creatures that created in the shape of takos"
So.... We're going to be a fake takoyaki? 🗿🗿🗿
Haachama style takoyaki
Imitation Tako
Welp, we're free pollutant meat.
@@lionelk.y7233 it's better to be a takoyaki, at least Himechama love us T.T
We're fake tako T.T
Beyond Takoyaki. Get it now at KFP with a large Orange Juice in a commemorative Squishy Hair cup for only $18.99.
Takodachis : What is our purpose?
AO-chan : What is my purpose?
Ina : Just a shapeshifter nothing more. For AO-Chan you''re just a book.
Takodachis : OH MY WAH
AO-Chan : OH MY WAH
OH MY WAH mo shine iru
@@Jin-ee7bn lol take my like
And then he turned himself into a tako! Funniest shit I've ever seen!
@@Jin-ee7bn i was thinkinh the same haha
I feel like some takodachis felt relieved when Ina said she wouldn't turn us into takoyaki. Yet I can't help but feel that there are some who were disappointed.
I'm sure there are some who wouldn't mind being eaten by Ina
It's takoyaki time!
SOMEBODY KILL ME!
@@deborah_chrysoprase Yay a reference I understood.
The animation of the Takodachi eating a cookie never fails to look very cute.
Takodachi are cute in itself :)
"You guys can change shape freely"
So takodachis are basically Ultimate Being Tako.
**Avalon start playing**
Suddenly thrown into Sana later, LOL
Awaken my masters.
ゴゴゴゴゴ Ayayaaaaa
@@thestranger0347 keikaku doori
*Transforms into a buff Takodachis*
So, I'm not gonna become a takoyaki in ina's mouth?
*My days are ruined*
*bonk*
Tier 3 subscription is AO-chan's Food
Takodachis in shambles
This shapeshifting ability of ours bears the implication that KDTD was not made to be big, but chooses to be big for the sole purpose of getting sat on. Those shifty eyes are not the eyes of a lucky pervert, but those of a perverted mastermind enjoying the fruits of their schemes.
as relatively simpler creatures of the void, its not surprising that takodachi have a rudimentary shape-shifting ability sorta like an imperfect ditto
good thing takodachi are generally docile and loyal (and sometimes bottom left Ms, looking at you KDTDs) so they dont use transform maliciously, though some takos may have spent more money to join the prestige that is 'AO-Chan's Food' and actually be eaten
Haven't seen Ao-chan in chat in awhile, that was refreshing
Ikr!!
"no, you are not getting fattened" *hides fork and knife* "so anyways.."
AO-chans disappointment peaked...
AO-chan: She lied to me...
"with a snap of your tentacles"
Wait... **Look down** Yo little bro u can snap!?
Shes also said that we taste like switch cartridges anyways... so we wouldnt make good tokoyaki anyway.
I love how in lore we’re Cathullu monsters now.
"You guys can change shape freely"
They changed like Pillars men from Jojo~~
/poses fabulously
I worry more whenever Ina says 'dont worry about it.' lol
ina: you're just a book
ao chan: for now.....
Thanks Ina for making it clear for us
Also AO chan is back!
May I know your hierarchy as Ina's followers/cult??? Like example Ina house head, the ancient one right hand man, apostle ### takodachis
@@stukacanee9079 I think I'm like Ina's messenger, to spread Ina's kindness and WAHs to my native language takodachi community through groups and YT clips, nonetheless keeping her accompanied and happy when she's streaming, answer her questions in the cult (membership community), draw her fanarts etc.
puts food between pages and presses the book
Alternative title: Just Ina creating a lore for takodachis in 50 seconds
In other words, it'll be a totally new culinary creation. Takodachiyaki
We get to be elder things toooooo? Yayyyy!
Elder things aren't shapeshifters though, unless you meant Shoggoths then yeah.
SHE DOESNT WANT TO TURN US INTO TAKOYAKI BECAUSE WE ARE NINGENYAKIS TO HER. DONT LET HER FOOL YOU.
Takodachi's dressing up as takoyaki for Halloween. Imagine them putting takoyaki sauce on top of their head, topped with nori. Then some has a big toothpick stuck at their head.
This sound suspiciously specific denial
She's basically saying we're all Symbiotes like venom.
I can feel AO-chan's pain from a distance.
"You guys aren't really takos. You guys are creatures created in the shape of a tako."
Delicious creatures?
It's just another sanity check guys.
We will turn into the Takoyaki that we deserve to be!
If I'm not a Tako, then Ina is a human.
Ina: You’re not really Takos
Me:…My life is a lie…
Now I would love to see an animation of us Takodachi as Takoyaki, probably with Takoyaki sauce and Bonito flakes
The lore this stream was great
"Don't worry about it"
Anxiety grew by the minute*
"You guys can change shape freely"
*Snaps
*Turns into pillar men
If I can have cookies every wednesday with Ina.... becoming takoyaki isn't really that bad.... or we can just assume the shape of takoyaki
Membership tier name: AO-chan's food
Doubt (X)
but that is Tier 3 subscription XD
She will not make takoyaki... Just food in the shape of a takoyaki
Ina's got a good point, real takos don't WAH.
*Eating snak noise stop *
...........
*Eating snak noise continues *
So we’re going to be made into creaturescreatedintheshapeofatakoyaki!!
Luna : Takodachis is my Friendo , Takodachis is pretty , Takodachis is yummy , Takodachis musha musha , I eat Takodachis…..
Ina : Thanks doing business with you again senpai Luna ….
*ina dont eat Takodachis , she sell them
*horror BGM
AO-chan: I have no mouth and I must scream.
“You don’t even have a mouth. You’re just a book.” Savage lol.
I will willingly sacrifice myself to the priestess
Ina will fatten everyone with cookies and eat everyone up... a small price to offer for the priestess
Good enough for me, now for my daily batter and spice bath.
Maybe that's why we could look at the dreamer without going insane
I like how she initially dodged the question.
Only the keeper of space can see Ina for the cosmic horror that she is.
This. Over this past year, when Ina says "don't worry about it", things are yabe. I'll trust Space in this one.
Facts: The priestess of the ancient ones, Ninomae Ina'nis is technically the mother of all Takodachi because she is the maker of Takodachi
So she’s a mom, you say…
RIP AO-chan, got roasted by Ina. probably burnt by now.
This means that a swole, muscle gigachad Tako can be canon
Since we can turn shape freely…
*turns into takoyaki*
Eat well, Priestess
I desire to become the most *rotund* takodachi
"With the wave of my tentacle and a flick of my..."
Ina: you guys can change shape freely
Me: woke up and decided to turn into a *T34 tank*
The way she pronounces “tako” is the cutest 😩
"You're not gonna become takoyaki. Obviously. You're gonna become tako*dachi*yaki."
Ina: "I am just a normal human"
Also Ina, talking about shape shifting.
... She isn't good with acting, I see.
I mean her race is human but her class is warlock
I thought she was talking about the takodachis?
@@ChrisTheHero65 yes, but we are just followers of priestess, carrying merely a fraction of her might through cookies.
So if we can shape shifting, so could she
Does that mean we're tofu?
So that means we have been consumed by ina since her debut and now we're all part of the ancient ones?? Niceeee
"Don't believe Sana's lies! --Bosch-- Takodachis live!"
"don't worry about it" always translate into "worry a lot".
"don't worry about it" ... famous last words D:
Since I can be anything by what our priestess describes, can I be long then?
We need more takodachi lore I had no idea we could shapeshift
*Me, a Takodachi : Wait, we can snap our tentacles? Sweet.
"You can freely change your form with a snap of a tentacle." Turns into an extra T H I C C tako
AO-chan acting like mom just cancelled pizza rolls for the night
Wah
The lore that Ina's fans canonically become transformed into shoggoth-like yet cute tako shaped monstrosities is hilarious.
I'm not convinced. The highest membership tier on Ina's subscription thing is "AO-chans food".
"If I'm lucky Mr. Tako will rub his...tentacles...on...my art."
*Big Dumb Tako Grin*
"The clock is Ticking, gentlemen."
my god... takodachis are imitation tako! so not only will we become takoyaki, we'll be CHEAP takoyaki!!
Okay Ina we believe you, even if you eat us, it's still win-win for us xD
Poor Ao-chan, roasted again lol
What will happen to Sana after she exposed Ina's plan though? F...?
Pain AO-chan ...
At the end of the day we forget that Ina is in fact an Eldritch Entity and she more than likely is biding her time until she devours everything
That's exactly what someone who is trying to turn us into takoyaki would say...
We are like rimuru but violet
We Become Food!
Even so, if we look like tako, we feel like tako, and probably taste like tako, doesnt that mean we are technically tako?
If we can shape shift into anything I chose to be a taller version of myself
Takodachis fearing they will be eaten.
KFP employees: „First time?“
I notice that she didn’t deny turning us into snacks.
That one Tako: I believe I can be takoyaki.
She only said she wasn't gonna turn us into takoyaki.
She didn't say she wasn't gonna turn us into takodachiyaki.
She did say we are the creatures from the void
“The Rumour come out! Does Tako is food!?”
"you guys are not gonna be made into takoyaki...
...
..
.
Unless
So now that is cleared up she can harvest you as much as she likes without fattening you up since you can snap back to shape immediately after
But Ina I want to be takoyaki...
There is a concerning lack of reassurance that we won't turn into other foods.
Man I love Ina