I mean, as a networking and cybersecurity specialist, I could 100% control everything my son does on the internet 😂😂😂 But.......I respect my sons right to privacy and would not abuse my knowledge like that anyway. Still funny though 😂
These are funny as hell I’m literally watching this instead of sleeping and I’m trying so hard to not laugh out loud because my mum thinks I’m sleeping lol
8:20 I was drinking my orange juice when oklahoma came out of no where and laughed so hard while keeping the juice in my mouth and it came out of my nose and I felt like throwing up😭😭😭
"you know what i've always wondered..? how do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes??" had to as my guy bestie that one
yo this is real random but i remember i was like. real depressed during 2020-2021 and i watch your vids and Dankify memes vids. they made my days much better fr. wanted to thank you for that
42:55 literally my mom- she be sayin "get drunk do drugs your life is too boring and you´re a teen!" but then I wanna start and she be maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
Honestly parents thinking you control everything on the internet is such a boomer moment, yes it is my fault the internet is out totally
I mean, as a networking and cybersecurity specialist, I could 100% control everything my son does on the internet 😂😂😂
But.......I respect my sons right to privacy and would not abuse my knowledge like that anyway.
Still funny though 😂
@@Pianodaddyy 🤓☝
My mum watches everything i do while im doing it. She could be watching what im doing right now
🤓🤓🤓
@@map5199💀💀💀💀💀
Title : best text of 2022
Actual date : messages from 2012
fr i saw most of these in 2019
@Draco_Malfoy_fan_15I mean if you’re commenting you were probably born 😅
" I think guys in the military make this 100x hotter lmao"
The legit part that got me lol 😂😆😂😆😂
Lol if only they used a flamethrower
I honestly forgot that I used to watch Fainted. Just got the notif and I can't wait to binge all that I missed out on!
0:50 that was the best laugh I ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂
2:29 got me laughing so hard I died of suffocation
YEAH IT GOT ME TOO LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fr 😂
sorry for your loss
How did you comment that then
Well I hope you can respawn :)
some really clever retaliations in here. "you're fucking welcome" and "no worries i had you by accident" my top favourites.
dang that mom really wanted an excuse to break up with him 🤣
37:02
5:28 had me in tears😂😂😂
These are funny as hell I’m literally watching this instead of sleeping and I’m trying so hard to not laugh out loud because my mum thinks I’m sleeping lol
update? did she wake up? what happened?
I’m also trying not to laugh because it’s 3 in the morning
same
I fell asleep to this 💀
got me like 😐
0:52 I have never heard someone laugh that hard
i know right
Bro where has little homie skedaddle off to💀
55:11 the joy when you get 11 chicken nuggets instead of 10 translated into mcchickens
i literally couldnt stop laughing. the voiceover tho - its better than the texts!
2:47 literally me in two emojis: 🤣☠
MAN ARE YOU OK? your laugh is everything-
bro where are you
The guy on 11:56 is a legend ❤
I love this!!! 😂
2:22 LMFAO IM FRICKING DIEING 😂😂💀
Ikr😂
The ad just after 21:06 describes what the cat feels
"Is this your first time taking a shower?"
This guy is absolutely great :D
1:47 even the dad is dirtyminded... what have we come to as a society 😭
0:00 I CHOKED ON MY SODA
I guess you can say it was a higharious joke
8:20 I was drinking my orange juice when oklahoma came out of no where and laughed so hard while keeping the juice in my mouth and it came out of my nose and I felt like throwing up😭😭😭
5:38 bro got setup by the feds 💀
33:10 he was telling him what he should do ATM because there's no way you're getting 10 pages done in 30 minutes
24:22 i literally thought it was gonna be a suqma balls joke
Same
Sameee
But the real question is did they went there?
is it just me or are the laughs funnier than the texts?
Holy this is an hour long, didn't anticipate that
You're a legend! Thank you!
6:52 was my fav one- I did something similar to one of my guy "friends" and it worked damn well lol
bro that "is he Chinese ?" killed me 😂
The "Oklahoma" text killed me idk why 😭
Okay aint no way the fbi really gonna be like "ive watched her phone for month's she aint into u aint no way 😂
Not grandma with the comeback 😭🙏
The Chinese got me dying 😂😭
2:34 BAHAHAHAHHA I ACTUALLY WHEEZING😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:55 i legit fell from the bed at this one
"DAMM BOI, DAMN BOI HE THICC, BOI THATS A THICC AS- BOI, DAMN"
2:46 had me dying ☠️☠️☠️
I want that friendship from a drug dealer
Stille:" are you eating my fking food rn?
me:*wheezing*
“I can fix that”
-Holes
34:45 got me. Like WHAT THE FUQ IS WRONG WITH THESE BROTHERS MAN?!😂
I'd ask "how many of these are fake", but the answer would be shorter if I asked which were real.
WHAT UP LORD FARQUAAD
I CANT IM DYING 😭 🤣 💀
0:52 bro that laugh 💀💀💀
me clicking on this not thinking it was an HOUR long.
16:31 it gets worse he said after the missed message “and your daughter
just......just PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG!
"you know what i've always wondered..? how do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes??" had to as my guy bestie that one
The only adds I’ve been getting is about the most dangerous cheese-
16:42 After that he says: and your daughter. AND IT DELIVERS
13:57 bond making skills of a spore civilization
6:07 OMFG This got me laughing so hard I trew my food on the floor
"you're getting blocked if you keep that up" : so you want me to flush this up down the toilet ?
4:34 is practically Levi 🤣
Bro the first one was amazing bro
ngl but his laugh>>>
40:10 if that was my son I would say don't do it again but we getting something nice for lunch that was funny
35:46 Bro really has 115 unread messages 💀
1:49 nice catch
i just realised i had this on loop
32:10 Ayo? Rizzler? Rizzalicious? Rizzaholic? Rizzy neutron? Rizz obama? Rizzard of oz? Degree in quantum rizzics?
2:40 me personally I wouldn’t take that level of disrespect
24:15 I thought they were gonna say "suqma balls! ..."
the one with the "rawr" was giving furry vibes 🤣
Missing me some fainted right bout now
"Dooya who"
"Dooya mother"
💀
19:27 I did this exact same thing to my gf before we started dating 😂
Is that the reason why you have that profile?
5:29 this is amazing
2:47
“ARE YOU EATING MY FU-ING FOOD???!!!”
yo this is real random but i remember i was like. real depressed during 2020-2021 and i watch your vids and Dankify memes vids. they made my days much better fr. wanted to thank you for that
THICK THIGHS SAVE LIVES
42:55 literally my mom- she be sayin "get drunk do drugs your life is too boring and you´re a teen!" but then I wanna start and she be maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
*NOT THE DOUBLE PUN AT THE START MAN* 😭😭😭😭
*AYO BRO WHAT THE FUCK??* 5:57
*NAH BRO, FAINTED YOU MAD SUS*
Come back fainted
as soon as heard the sound of a british man i hit the sub button in a mil a second
YUGIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH :D my childhood 😔
0:04 anyone else see a double joke here
Keep that up💀
21:06 got me so bad like bro what the cat do 🤣
4:27 bro got him home in 1 minute
5:57 killed me tho
He sounded like the Infographics Guy at first lol
1:09 was the funniest
11:33 lol
bro that meme of the kid jumping in the garbage was filmed at my high school in wisconsin
13:02 poor person having to deal with that 🗿
i THROWED UP IN THE TOLITE LOL 😂 😂
Yo what
3:55 is ur butt sore?! 😂🤣 😭
that grandma is hard core af
25:27 i got a bee suit lol
2:13 Bruh--- Way to remind a girl she's single TvT AND WHAT A WUSS, LMAO-- Do it in Klingon
2:59 Lol
My favorite part so far 24:53
@fainted where are you bro we miss you
i killed him
13:05 had me rolling 😂
3:09 Aww grandma thanks
3:09 is the funniest shit ever