Madame Web's Box Office Failure is now COMPLETE!!
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- Опубліковано 26 сер 2024
- Madame Web's failure is now complete. It can't get over $1,000 per cinema on average. It can't get into the top 3 domestic Box Office and it can't get anyone to see its film. With Dune 2 set to take away their theatre share this movie will likely not even hit $100million WORLDWIDE!!
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If they just showed Sydney Sweeney in a skimpy outfit for two hours, it would have been a box-office smash.
Hehehehe id smash her box office, if ya know what I mean
you make 2 very good points there
Activist director was never going to allow Sydney to use her super powers.
It would have to be a lot more than that to work. But anything would be better what Sony has released.
Makes no sense. They hire attractive people then hide their assets.
The finest thumbnail of the year!
Sorry what did u say?
Im still looking at those…. That thumbnail😅
I think the thumbnail says it on his own 😂
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I concur
Them
Dress straps are barely holding them things in by a thread
All they had to do was paint a suit on Sweeney and leave her in it and instant classic
I disagree. Men aren't so stupid that they'd love a film which is crappy and made by a company that hates them just because of a pair of tits.
Best. Thumbnail. Ever. 😂 How they didn't manage to get Sydney Sweeney into a latex spider woman suit for at least 50% of the movie, we'll never know.
That's the best Thumbnail on UA-cam bar none!
LOL
Sydney Sweeney should still get two Golden Globe nominations
boom boom
One for each of her two "globes"! 🤣🤣🤣
Best Form 😉
🤔 Nominations come after already having the globes nowadays?
...and one razzie, right between 'em!
I like how you built the thumbnail art around objects found in nature.
No lie. I was talking to someone today that blamed the failure of Madame Web at the box office on Critical Drinker. It's everyone's fault but theirs (apparently).
But the Critical Drinker makes a lot of sense.
That's actually my fault. I prayed to Jesus for this movie to flop and I think he listened.
@@timothygremlin9737 idiot! Nex time prey for 2 hours of jiggly fun
Might as well pray to a tea kettle
Drinker has that kind of power 😂
20 and 30 year olds try to play as teenagers.
To be fair, most never actually grow up no matter how old they are being perpetually stuck in high school.
they need to realise that white lads, the main target audience who pays to watch their films, dont want to see old women, we want teenagers to play teenagers. These SJWs will just call us creepy, but it's simply respecting the source material!
There's nothing wrong with that. Typical '80s movies had 20-year-olds playing teenagers. As long as they look the part, it's fine. I'd rather have the best actors than the most accurate ages. Otherwise, you're stepping into woke territory like "only a gay actor can play a gay role". No. The best actor for the part is the best way to go. If she's 25 but looks 17, that's fine.
Well, the Raimi gang did the same back in '02.....
But nobody have a shit, because all three of them we're well written
That is not a new thing. 90s TV did this in several TV shows, and a few films.
Thank you, Az, for keeping us abreast of the situation.
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BOOM! Fantastic thumbnail, exactly the draw Sony Pictures were anticipating when they cast her! 🤣 Keep up the great work! 👍
But they didn't show them. She was covered up all the time. Why hire her in that case?
It was dumb all around. Because she's playing a high school character. So cast an actual teen.@@chaptermasterpedrokantor1623
😂😂😂😂 I went back and took a second look at the thumbnail. “OO”
@@homeytoyer8303perfect O’s my friend
Sony can cast a blonde bomb starlette and make her entirely unappealing for modern sensibilities. Way to go. Maybe they thought we wanted her for her TALENT and INTROSPECTION.
What's really amazing is that it seems that Sydney Sweeney is the only actress who really cared about her role in various interviews. It's quite nice when an actor or actress invests some of their time in the character they're portraying in a film. Sometimes a little, means a lot.
This movie had two assets going for it, and they made SS hide them under the Geek girl jacket
One must conclude that writers in Hollywood have several millions of imaginary friends. They have this imaginary audience they keep making movies for. Who the F are the people they imagine would watch this? WHERE ARE THEY?! And then when their imaginary friends are unable to buy tickets, it is somehow MY fault. OUR fault. The mythical "modern audience" is about as real as Godzilla. The only difference is that Godzilla can generate money.
It’s okay, I’ve actually accepted that it IS my fault. I’m perfectly fine taking responsibility for it all, as long as I get to watch Hollywood continue to burn itself to the ground. And all I have to do is NOT go to the theater. 👍🏻😂
ITS FOR THEMSELVES THEY ARE THE AUDIENCE
My best guess is that there are some billionaire feminists out there who keep feeding Disney this bullshit, because you can ask how this even started in the first place
Sony wise, the audience are the lawyers nodding their head. "You keep the rights to film character. For now."
Keep Godzilla's name outcher mouth. "A kaiju is never late, he arrives exactly when he means to" is what he told me when I mentioned we were running behind to a Skull Island mixer.
SKRILLEX however, was late, but nobody seemed to notice.
2:12. "17th century british king eating watermelon"... EPIC!
When they call it a "psychological thriller" I guess they are admitting that its not an action movie.
Well, you have to be mental to actuallly watch this movie, let alone pay money for it. I won't do neither. Which makes me the sanest person on Flat Planet Earth!
@@halsaufschneider1446I'm going to give you a different name: Wonko the Sane. Don't know that reference? Look it up!
More money sink horror than psychological thriller.
Goosebumps episodes from 30 years ago are more of a psychological thrill than this tripe.
I think *maybe* a 2 year old might be thrilled to have pointless cars crashing into spider people who aren't Spider-Man from out of nowhere.
I live in Oklahoma and the local theater here in Pryor has Madam Web guaranteed to be here for a month. A month! On 2 screens. They must love wasting electricity.
I truly hope more Theators will say no to such trash movies. There were times where you could have argued, you need to watch the movie first before you can judge. But we are past that time and age. We all know Madam Web is ultra trash. Not only do we not need to see it, we don't want to in the first place!
Childhood imaginary friends are more real than the often targeted "modern audience."
😂❤
I made my childhood imaginary friend into an AI chatbot.
shit got way too real.
This is a film that definitely needed a male director. He would have taken one look at the script and asked “How do we get Sydney Sweeney into a skin tight spider outfit in the first 30 minutes? Let’s make that movie.”
More like in the OPENING sequence, ideally full on 90s slasher flick DRAMA but with super hero leotards and rooftop settings after a brief crime rescue/powerset-showcase rather than home alone female getting a call. Then follow that up with 3-5 minute shorts of the other characters getting killed before a SnapBack into the psychics dreams and a NEED to prevent that event.
Camera pans to a room filled with news clippings as “ambulance mysteriously in the right place, dispatchers call it the lucky (insert universe number where Madame Webb pulled the adult and experienced Peter Parker into the secret war)” EMS outfit goes on, web effect stretches out from the oddly creased bedding and the keys to a warehouse jangle on the keychain of the ambulance.
Sorry, which male director in Follywood is currently not a compelte Zoomer sucking Cuck? Even James Cameron sinked his Avatar trash in the water. Never in my life have i watched a more predictable and pathetic movie than Avatar 2. And "thank god" no villain can ever stay dead. The biggest felony in Follywood scriptwriting!
and she would have been into it. she apparently (cant say if this is for PR or not but still, i choose to believe it's real for my own reasons) read up on her character and was super enticed by the costume and the cool "hanging upside down leg 'up' pose she does" and fought to have that pose be in the movie (even if it was only in there for a couple of moments) and by god, i love the woman for it. even if i never heard of her before this. but google sure as hell knows her. god damn.
Going to be honest here, I’m a woman and if I had been director of the movie I’d have done the same thing. Personal opinion or feelings be darned, the cold hard truth is that if you make a movie with a young, hot female superhero and put her in a tight or skimpy outfit with plenty of gratuitous camera angles, you’re probably gonna make money.
It would be even better if it’s cleverly written, has a decent plot and well designed support characters with a compelling villain. But the skimpy outfit and hot actress alone will get at least some audience.
Michael Bay
I still cant believe The Marvels barely hit $200M worldwide.
It shows how strong the Marvel brand was that still enough people went to go see it despite it being shite.
I'm still disappointed that it even got $200 worldwide...let alone the $200M...
Ikr, it should have been 20 million or something, less than Madame web
The Black Panther movies made money and they were complete shit. Could also be Disney padding the numbers as they are known for buying their own movie tickets to expand the box office numbers on their terrible films.
@@chaptermasterpedrokantor1623 That doesn't mean anything when you take its massive budget into account.
"With great power comes... a ton of weird crap that you are not prepared to deal with."
The quote comes from a Mark Manson book, and it directly announces him turning the Spider-Man quote around:
With great responsibility comes great power. It's suppose to mean that when you learn to take responsibility for utter garbage that invites itself your way, you practice the power of becoming more capable to deal with them throughout the course of your entire existence.
Maybe that's the theme they were going for with Dakota Johnson's character: Something from a self help book that references Spider-Man! 🤣
I didn't see Morbius but when you've grossed even less then that trash of a film you're gonna get laughed at forever 🤣
I tried watching Morbius, i felt like my brain was turning into mush withing the first 15 minutes of the movie, it's that bad.
Oh Morbius is something else. Get the popcorn! @@creato938
I was in rehab and they played morbius for us one day. About a quarter of the way into it, some guy got up and said "I can't do this" and ended up leaving. He ended up relapsing and dying that same day. So morbius is responsible for at least one death that I know of.
The best part of madam web was when she was all like it's "madam time" and started madaming all over the place 😂
@@JASTHEGEWS he Morbed too hard
If she had released the sweater puppies, I'd have gone to see it several times 🤣🤣🤣
“Sweater puppies” 😂😂😂
Release the sweater hounds!
Cry havoc! And unleash the sweater dogs of war!
Why? Pronz exists, you know. It's all the same. Even the f you wanted specifically her, it'll be released on clips online anyway. ...So why see it? ...
...Why?
@@bentonrp...because porn is too readily available. And there are a lot of women that men don't want to see railed by as many other dudes as possible. Let people have their celebrity crushes without encouraging a porn addiction.
@@GamingGardeningAndLayingSiege not all porn is extreme. He was talking about toplessness. Therefore, I was talking about that kind of porn in relation to it. ...What made you automatically think I was only talking about the extreme stuff? Softcore porn also exists.
The red carpet outfit captivated me more than the madame web's trailers 😂😂
Bro is gonna get 1billion views from that thumbnail alone!💀
That thumbnail is gold. It's super hot and super clever at the same time.
Psychiatrist to SJ Clarkson: Is the audience in the room with us?
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05:00 - and keep in mind: In the US comics are WAY bigger than in Europe.
in e.g. Germany, I can guarantee that not even 0,1% of the population has ever heard of Madam Web, Jazzam, Black Adam...
The Flash is way better known, but even he is very niche.
0:56 "Poised for box office sucks."
lol
Best THUMBNAIL EVER!!!!
Men went to see Madame Web, to see hot women in a Superhero movie. Everyone left disappointed, men and women. ♀️😸
Checking my local cinema seat plans, not one seat has been booked for Madame Web so far.
you had me at BOOM 😂
On their worst 2 days it was like $200 per theater, for the whole day! At, let's say, 4 showings a day, that's $50 per show, that 2 and a half people in the theater watching it. 😂😂😂
As someone with a Marvel comic collection of between 500 - 600 comics "Who TF is Silk?".
Some chick who got stuck in a bunker for years, she's pretty new.
3000 comics here, 90% Marvel starting from 1974 to present....i have no idea (i dropped out for about 20 yrs...whenever OMD hit that was the nail in the coffin for me.
I think it’s a kind of soy or almond milk.
@@burgertim7878 STEPSPIDERMAN IM STUCK
Probably some sensitive zoomer child who cries all night. Can't wait for the vilains to apologize for being mean and white.
Just a quick question. If Sony made a billion dollars with Spiderman no way home, which features three versions of Spiderman, why did they think Madame Web would be a success, with NO versions of Spiderman?
One of your best thumbnails ever.
I think one of the major reasons we keep getting Z List characters being thrown at the screen is that they're trying to recapture the success of Guardians Of The Galaxy. But the difference is that A. Guardians was released when the MCU was still relatively doing well, and B. It was a movie that manages to take these Z list characters and actually make them interesting, likable, and cool, and turn them into household names.
I was about to ask when Aquaman 2 will be in theaters when I realized it already started in December. That's how forgettable these movies are right now.
Az, your work in the gym is paying dividends, looking good mate.
I agree! He is looking great. Hope he keeps up the good work.
ahhh. i thought there was something different about him. Must have been the two hours laughing through this film that did it
This movie has brought us some great thumbnails.
Imagine failing even with sydney sweeney in your movie. Literally, they had a free pass to success, just slap her in a skin tight spider ouftift and you basically just printed money.
Looking good AZ! Thanks for all the entertainment bloke!
Show's how the All Wise Studio higer-ups really don't have 1% of the clue they so arrogantly think they have.
I saw this last night. Dakota Johnson is an absolute VOID of charisma and talent. This was 100% the worst movie I’ve ever seen
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Nice hooters though.
And not even a man this time
@@john_squatson Dangerously close to misgendering there.
New Hollywood: Subverting profits since 2016….
Az, you're looking GREAT, keep up whatever routine you're doing.
That flip of the Spiderman responsibility line I think is way more serious than just switching up words. It flips the whole thing on it's head and makes the point of it about getting power rather than learning to be sober and serious about the gifts youve been given in life.
Comics, video games, movies and television series have always excelled when it was “Fans making it for fans”. Having random people who are unfamiliar with the source will never succeed.
Oh my. He escaped! He was outside!
AZ what a different style of video. Well edited no ranting, and well scripted. The Gym seems to be doing you a lot of good!
Baby face, you have taken these to another level. I was taken aback and laughed my head off 😂
the statistics of 53% male 47% female makes sense,, a bunch of guys who are into superheroes got the see the movie with the girlfriend for valentine's day and a few dads took their kids which is why its not 50/50
Men buy the majority of movie tickets period in 2018 it was 83% of tickets.
Looking good my dude .. Keep on keeping on
I just feel bad for my local theater trying to sell the MW popcorn bucket.
AZ touched grass for a minute Now the haters can shut up 😂
I love how these people who dump on Shazam 2 & Black Adam try desperately to pretend that the first Shazam! wasn't a massive hit commercially and critically.
Sydney Sweeney EARNED the right to wear spider-spandex, and we were fucking denied. For this. For a movie where, once again, everyone watching wonders just why the lead lady is the lead.
Silk falls into the same pattern that failed for comic books in the last 10 years. Iron Heart and Ms Marvel did not gel with the broader comic book community either, but for some reason tons of cash were funneled into the titles and then films were launched to capture a non-existent audience. If the audience could not be captured for the price of a comic and the titles failed under the cost structure of publishing a comic, why would these same "creatives" imagine that spending orders of magnitude more money change the audience landscape?
THE FLASH had the second longest running superhero TV series of all-time at 9 seasons. It averaged 4.62 million viewers in the US during its first season. The problem wasn't that he was unknown, it was that Ezra Miller's take on the character had nothing to do with Grant Gustin's.
1:40 Thank goodness for Dakota's Fast & Furious talented stunt driving, it saved the WHOLE movie! (Said no one ever!)
🙄🥴 🙈 😂
And this is how the spiderverse dies, not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Wasn't that bad of a movie, then again I was drunk AZF!!!🤮🤮🤮
BEST THUMBNAIL EVER!!!
I appreciate it that you spent all the effort to go outside in the morning just for a pun.
The trailers didn't even clarify it was a marvel movie so I just assumed it was a cheap knock off
Christ, those are some wicked knockers.
If there was ever a movie begging for a streaming release on Amazon Prime or Paramount Plus or Apple TV, this was it. Hell, it could've been marketed as a smart phone film and would have made more money. 4,000+ theaters?! Fire whoever helped make that decision. Yikes.
Two good points made. (My keyboard auto spelled 'pints' for some reason)
How is Wednesday midnight to Monday morning a "weekend" for movie studios who tabulate their weekend box office?
And how can I convince my boss that's what a weekend should be?
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Where did they spend all that money? It sure wasn't in the movie.
LOL.. I checked the site while watching this video thinking... surely the numbers went up only to see that it actually went down a bit. Unreal. Only movie I've ever seen that loses earning over time. EVER!
My comment was comment 911.. which is what Sony is dialing right now
Missed opportunity with no Chicken and Orange Juice in the "certain" water melon photo from Gemini.
Just because 53% of the audience were male, doesn't mean 75% weren't women.
Respect the pronouns bigot lol Her p3nis
I like that math!!! I hear that 60% of the time it works....every time!!!
@@braetakk9762 a one in a million chance will hit 9 times out of 10...
At least 95% of those women were men.😂
78.25% of all statistics are made up on the spot
Hollywood: Off to the next failure!! *Blows charge trumpet*
One Love also reportedly cost 70 million. So at this point, it's made it's money back and is well on track for profitability and it hasn't hit streaming or VOD yet.
With dreadful plot and no actual super heroes in a supposed superhero film comes minimal revenue.
The fact they didn't cast her as Black Cat is downright criminal
So Dakota Johnson should have been a stunt woman/driver rather than an "actress." I have never seen any proof that she can act at all.
Spider-Can, Spider-Can does whatever a Spider-Man can... oh wait no it Spider-Can't
They forsaw the failure, yet did nothing to prevent it.
The fact that an overly "feminist" director didn't take advantage of Sweeney's "assets" says more than you need to know.
It's funny that your thumbnail was preceded by an advertisement utilizing the phrase "gotta catch 'em all."
"LoL," I said. "RoFL."
I actually had some slight expectations for Madame Web when I first heard about it on the radio. But I was immediately put off when I wasn't hearing anything esoteric or mysterious about her from the ads. I watched her on the 90s spiderman cartoon and I was really pissed off back then because she was involved in this big story arc that was always left unfinished.
What I remembered about her was that she was some old woman in a spider-like throne in a mysterious dimension giving out prophecies and such.
When I heard Madame Web, I was thinking this could be another Doctor Strange with a really interesting angle to the movie.
They never learn.
Imagine spending 60 million to advertise a bad movie, that money could have fed a ton of people instead...but here we are
Hard to imagine they saw Sweeney's "filmography" and didn't find the most revealing superhero outfit possible to put her in for most of the movie. But they decided to not do that. I wonder if they are tanking intentionally
How do they know how many males and females are going to see any movie? I buy tickets on line and it never asks and they don’t ask or seem to record anything at the Theatre?
Imagine trying to create a Spiderverse without Spider-Man.
My first reaction to the thumbnail "B...M? What do you mean... oh.
350 mio to break even ? with a production budget of 80 mio and a 140 mio promotion we are sat costs of 220 mio. As the cinemas keep about half we are at 440 mio to break even
Insert a protracted Emperor evil laugh... muahahahhahahaha!
Silk is...a character name I’ve heard before.
The thumbnail totally confused me, lol. I was thinking it was BMM for a second because her top, but realized that makes no sense, then boom it hit me, lol.
I thought he just misspelled boobs.
Director: A woman can drive really good!
Audience: Woah ho this movie is already unrepeatable.
I laughed a lot watching this movie. Script was awful, acting was awful, cgi was awful. A combined total of 4 of us in the theater, and 3 of us were in a group lol.
I have a great idea! Let's make a movie about a character most casual fans have never heard of!
Ohh! Good one, but, let's make it ,but change the concept so much, it won't be familiar to the handful of fans who know and like the character!
Dave, you're a genius!
I don't even care if the video is good...that thumbnail is a masterpiece.
Dakota Johnson, she inherited her father's chest, and her mother's acting ability and blinding intellect.
Lol she flatter than the shortest distance between 2 points in space 😅😅😅😅😅