Monster Factory: Exploding Shepard's Face Bones in Mass Effect 2

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  • @zoetherebel
    @zoetherebel 5 років тому +3228

    "I have no jokes, he's a shame of God."
    Why does Justin have the most powerful lines of all time?

    • @redblue6468
      @redblue6468 4 роки тому +44

      Justin is a god, and you dare question him?

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius 4 роки тому +125

      He's a verboseboi. He's good at the prose, while Griffin specializes in bizarre gibberish and off-the-cuff reactions like "GUMPY" and "CHAAWMP!"
      And Travis? Trav's the Wild Card, baby! Look at them nails. BIG Wild Card energy.

    • @noyamanu1242
      @noyamanu1242 4 роки тому +21

      8:32

    • @percymcplop
      @percymcplop 4 роки тому +36

      @@dildonius this is the most McElroy comment on a comment on the McElroys I have ever seen

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 3 роки тому +17

      "That's a funny trick to play on God!"

  • @allisonbilbey1948
    @allisonbilbey1948 5 років тому +1843

    “I don’t think Mass Effect is a good candidate for monster factory”
    *ends up making one of the best monsters they’ve ever made*

    • @555Soupy555
      @555Soupy555 2 роки тому +8

      It's not a good candidate
      It's a great one

  • @hetalianalbio585
    @hetalianalbio585 8 років тому +4835

    "HIS KISSING DAYS ARE OVER, HE'S A PELICAN NOW"

  • @bakerstintheTARDIS
    @bakerstintheTARDIS 3 роки тому +425

    insane that this episode is so fucking good and they never get out of the tutorial area

  • @spicyjuniormint
    @spicyjuniormint 9 років тому +4699

    I'm convinced that what you have done to this man qualifies as a war crime.

    • @idontcare6736
      @idontcare6736 5 років тому +89

      It’s a war crime because the Monster Factory is engaged in total war against humanity, videogames, and middle sliders

    • @Lightforeverandever
      @Lightforeverandever 4 роки тому +22

      Well see the bright side hes alive

    • @ezekielmartin4323
      @ezekielmartin4323 4 роки тому +54

      @GentleBreeze _But. Should. He. Be._

    • @leahschrum2461
      @leahschrum2461 4 роки тому +21

      i think this can be filed under 'cruel or unusual punishment'

    • @artemisfowldragon
      @artemisfowldragon 3 роки тому +8

      The complexity of the dream catcher will dictate the severity of their crimes

  • @ThePhobicSuperior
    @ThePhobicSuperior 4 роки тому +285

    "Helps you navigate from his chin to his mouth."
    Little did Justin know that that would very soon become a legitimate concern.

  • @coreo881
    @coreo881 9 років тому +3170

    "I'm gonna make his head look like an asterisk."
    Lost. My. Mind. This is it. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

    • @sepiasmith5065
      @sepiasmith5065 6 років тому +46

      the flat way he said it too 😂

    • @gormster
      @gormster 3 роки тому +12

      19:40 you’re welcome

    • @fetterkeks2796
      @fetterkeks2796 2 роки тому +8

      Also I can't believe how he was just 100 percent spot on with it

  • @Reaverbro
    @Reaverbro 6 років тому +2916

    I honestly think this is the funniest Monster Factory, and the way Griffin delivers the line "Thirty Two Discreet Face Bones" is enough to justify that.

    • @idontcare6736
      @idontcare6736 5 років тому +49

      *discrete

    • @plinkthenecrobird8851
      @plinkthenecrobird8851 4 роки тому +71

      “I am a work in progress, god is still figuring me out” exudes an aura of raw power.

    • @pricklyplant
      @pricklyplant 4 роки тому +10

      But the Boy Mayor of Second Life!

    • @matthewb898
      @matthewb898 4 роки тому +16

      6 discrete dorsal fins

  • @felixjean768
    @felixjean768 6 років тому +4456

    "if you're human, what is he?" is so underrated.. like that's on "i will face god and walk backwards into hell" tier of quotes imo

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 5 років тому +443

      “That’s a funny trick to play on god”

    • @asbestosfish_
      @asbestosfish_ 5 років тому +238

      Felix Jean
      “I turned into a cat, my birthday changed and I stopped believing in God.”

    • @JimJamTheAdmin
      @JimJamTheAdmin 5 років тому +230

      @@taakotuesdays "That's a good point, Griffin. I guess I've never blamed God for rats before."

    • @dddeergirl
      @dddeergirl 5 років тому +15

      im very late but can i get a timestamp please i cant find it

    • @SeymourDisapproves
      @SeymourDisapproves 5 років тому +127

      "That's a face you could tie a boat to" is also very powerful

  • @Spenstarr
    @Spenstarr 8 років тому +1058

    This is the scariest one to lull ones self to sleep. You're drifting into unconsciousness and then, "JACOB"

    • @harry9766
      @harry9766 4 роки тому +41

      good to know someone else sleeps to monster factory

    • @Bloodletter8
      @Bloodletter8 4 роки тому +15

      JAY COBB BLEBLEBBLOOBLABLABLABLEBLEHH

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 4 роки тому +18

      @@Bloodletter8 DOYABULABULABABAB

    • @SquawkMonk
      @SquawkMonk 3 роки тому +14

      I also go to sleep to monster factory. Crazy

    • @ariannebrodeur
      @ariannebrodeur Рік тому +9

      The solidarity I feel with yall is above and beyond, I'm so glad we've all ingrained ever moment goof and one liner from these videos into our brains by having it blast in our ears while we sleep

  • @Marlee509
    @Marlee509 5 років тому +2223

    “I am a work in progress. God’s still figuring me out.”
    I’m in tears. This is the cure for almost anything that ails you.

    • @cometgravity
      @cometgravity 4 роки тому +28

      i genuinely comfort myself with this line sometimes lmaooo

    • @kipps9755
      @kipps9755 2 роки тому

      @@cometgravity kkmmkmm
      mmmmlmmmimmmmmmmm mmmm llllllulll lkkuuu u uumuuuuuu umyuuu uuu m ukm
      uumuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uumuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • @jougjimmadome
      @jougjimmadome 2 роки тому

      @@cometgravity [[[[

  • @nopeidonthaveaname8775
    @nopeidonthaveaname8775 7 років тому +914

    "I'm gonna make his face look like an asterisk!"
    Griffin... you did not fail.

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 5 років тому +2

      nope idonthaveaname Well he already looked like an astrik before

  • @ElvisFerbeyre
    @ElvisFerbeyre 8 років тому +821

    ''if H.P Lovecraft saw this right now, he'd shit his pants to death'' LOL LOL LOL

  • @moongem4489
    @moongem4489 7 років тому +878

    I love when Justin laughs so hard he sounds like he's sobbing.

    • @rosethorn1461
      @rosethorn1461 4 роки тому +36

      I love when Justin laughs so hard he can’t form cohesive sentences, just loud wheezing.

  • @ZorrroUK
    @ZorrroUK 8 років тому +5088

    The 30 seconds of "uh oh! Oh no! Oopsie daisy! Uh oh!" just killed me

    • @beezorn481
      @beezorn481 7 років тому +438

      op--oh. oh-oh. oh-oh. oh. wuh--uhhh, uh-uh--uhHhHH UHH UH-OH. uUH-OH--uh-hahAHA oh uAH. HA. UH-OH. WHOOPS. OH NO. OOPS. OH NO UH-OH. UH-OH. UH-OH. UH-OH. OH NO WHOOPS. OOPS. OOPS-A-DAISY. oh no--UH-OH. uhHUH OOPS. OH NO. /OH/ NO. OOPS. OOPS-A-DAISY. put tHIS ONE back in the OVEN! he needs time to cOOK!! oh, whoops-a-dOODLE. YiKeS.

    • @rhyshonson-snedden4755
      @rhyshonson-snedden4755 7 років тому +52

      ZorrroUK Ooooh Whoopsie doodle

    • @localfoolthecreature
      @localfoolthecreature 7 років тому +31

      Ooh, oh, uuuh, woopsie daisy, woops, uh oh, oh no, woah, uh oh, oh no, oops I’ve daisy, oh...
      You get the idea

    • @kattekastill2015
      @kattekastill2015 6 років тому +4

      Same

    • @calciummother
      @calciummother 6 років тому +58

      For us! *raises glass*
      7:53

  • @damesfordays892
    @damesfordays892 8 років тому +2008

    As a cosplayer who has done a Commander Shepard before, I believe it is now my duty to recreate this wonderful spawn of satan himself to the best of my abilities.

    • @Jasmine-mh3kf
      @Jasmine-mh3kf 8 років тому +68

      Noelle Pope-George good luck, my dude

    • @nostrobothnia
      @nostrobothnia 7 років тому +40

      +Noelle Pope-George Oh god please do

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 7 років тому +38

      5 months so far. How's that little project going?

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 7 років тому +124

      There is not enough latex and paper-maché in the world.

    • @plutototoh
      @plutototoh 6 років тому +25

      How's that project going? Don't let the dream die

  • @saucewizard69
    @saucewizard69 8 років тому +2957

    "he looks like seven pterodactyls"

  • @philipsalama8083
    @philipsalama8083 7 років тому +376

    Oh God, the idea that Truck was born a normal man and awoke to find himself as that...thing is horrific.

    • @yo_itsjordy9606
      @yo_itsjordy9606 4 роки тому +55

      "The Metamorphosis" by franz kafka, featuring Truck Shepherd

  • @aluckychance2
    @aluckychance2 9 років тому +2845

    It is known as the Shepard, but words are insufficient. Those who look perish or go mad. I sense it behind me, daring me to turn my head, to behold Hell. Its chin digs into my collarbone.

    • @StreamFriends
      @StreamFriends 9 років тому +58

      Chance Chapman LAUGHED REALLY HARD AT THIS

    • @PumpChili
      @PumpChili 9 років тому +27

      Chance Chapman This is great. What's the original from?

    • @aluckychance2
      @aluckychance2 9 років тому +203

      Gabe G. That really hurts, Gabe.

    • @Slateproc
      @Slateproc 9 років тому +86

      You broke my sides before the video even started
      10/10

    • @amethyststorm1583
      @amethyststorm1583 6 років тому +9

      Ok, you should be a writer.

  • @elebexm415
    @elebexm415 5 років тому +214

    'They're gonna find me in the morning under a dreamcatcher' is an EXTREMELY metal line and you cannot tell me otherwise

  • @Pandatege
    @Pandatege 8 років тому +522

    truck's chin is lethal throughout at least half the video

  • @daddyshortlegs908
    @daddyshortlegs908 8 років тому +2078

    Benedict Cumberbatch is really in everything these days.

  • @allmyfriendsband
    @allmyfriendsband 9 років тому +1809

    Monster Factory is the best series on the whole internet

    • @Stringbean1138
      @Stringbean1138 9 років тому +31

      All My Friends I can't wait for Fallout 4's episode

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 7 років тому +2

      ...It was mesmerizing.

    • @huffgladtem7751
      @huffgladtem7751 5 років тому +5

      All My Friends have you seen the adventure zone ever

    • @helloimellieful
      @helloimellieful 3 роки тому

      Hence why I can't stop rewatching just waiting and praying for new ones.

    • @helloimellieful
      @helloimellieful 3 роки тому +1

      @@huffgladtem7751 this also a very good argument though

  • @KerbalRocketry
    @KerbalRocketry 8 років тому +582

    "OH BAZINGA" - Griffin McElroy Forbes Thirty under Thirty

    • @feelthejoy
      @feelthejoy 6 років тому +12

      Saimons Media Luminary

    • @henrybechtel3644
      @henrybechtel3644 6 років тому +5

      Before the Forbes people came and took it away

    • @spencykings3182
      @spencykings3182 4 роки тому +3

      yo i completely fucking forgot he made 30 under 30 that's goddamn wild put in the context of what he ever does

  • @SpectrumHazard
    @SpectrumHazard 9 років тому +734

    I couldn't even drink myself into a stupor while watching this video.
    Whiskey literally came out of my nose. It hurts, really bad.

    • @adamb89
      @adamb89 9 років тому +216

      +Richard Rominger Yeah I shot whiskey out of my nose too. It was even more disturbing because I was drinking water at the time.

    • @WhiteMaskAlysa
      @WhiteMaskAlysa 8 років тому +24

      +Adam Berry oh god... what have they done?!

    • @averyunsuspiciousindividual868
      @averyunsuspiciousindividual868 7 років тому +26

      I WAS JUST ENJOYING SOME SPECIAL LIFE BAGS.

    • @TheFlipsta97
      @TheFlipsta97 7 років тому +11

      Unyielding Existentialism Try watching this whilst in a drunken stupour. I have vomited from laughing, twice. I have now seen it both drunk and sober and have to say it's more entertaining whilst drunk.

    • @calciummother
      @calciummother 4 роки тому +2

      Truck says; NO ALCOHOL

  • @sunglassesduck2984
    @sunglassesduck2984 8 років тому +403

    Truck Shepard looks like he went in a teleporter with a box of knives at the end

    • @Spenstarr
      @Spenstarr 8 років тому +26

      Doge Greatness knife dad fucked him up

  • @maweekuh5115
    @maweekuh5115 8 років тому +633

    the full minute filled with various inflections of "uh oh" at like 7:50 had me fucking dying

    • @moosekilzer8690
      @moosekilzer8690 3 роки тому +11

      It’s still one of my favorite moments of... anything, really. Pure gold

  • @Ends_Of_Invention
    @Ends_Of_Invention 7 років тому +861

    It's 2017 and the reactions to Truck are still some of my favourite MF moments:
    Pelican Truck: "His kissing days are over, he's a pelican now!"
    Swordface Truck: "I have no jokes, he's a shame of god!"
    Shoe-measurer pigface Truck: "I HATE him more than any other creation"
    Big-head giant-eyelid Truck: "Holy...holy SHIT! His head! It's the letter L!"
    Model-ship-head Truck: "Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy Shiiit. I thought- Holy... holy shit! HOLY SHIT. Ho-ho-ho--oly HOLY SHIT. Holy shit!"
    Giant-head Truck II: "Wh... what??"
    HP Lovecraft Truck: "It looks like Stephen King's dick exploded."

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 5 років тому +10

      Underappreciated comment

    • @averyvonfrank3282
      @averyvonfrank3282 4 роки тому +20

      It's 2020 and these are still the best.

    • @Alexandr.ine2005
      @Alexandr.ine2005 4 роки тому +33

      Giant head truck: “p...please love truck?”

    • @artemisfowldragon
      @artemisfowldragon 2 роки тому +6

      Dont forget “you’re gonna have to burn your computer!”

    • @averyvonfrank3282
      @averyvonfrank3282 2 роки тому +2

      ew one of my old comments from before i turned off autocaps gross

  • @thereseclairecreates
    @thereseclairecreates 9 років тому +449

    13:57 JACOOOOOB.
    I CAN'T BREATHE. SEND HELP.

  • @dogomancer
    @dogomancer 8 років тому +289

    "If you are human, then what is he?"
    I'm dying. These monster boys have killed me.

  • @brooke-lf
    @brooke-lf 8 років тому +1500

    The worst angles on the late-stage Trucks are the ones where you can kind of work out how his face has got to how it is, like 19:19
    he looks like hes that documentary show "seconds from disaster" but the disaster has been happening for 19 minutes and also instead of a plane crash its a guys face

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 5 років тому +46

      That is perhaps one of the best insults/summaries I've ever heard and I would absolutely love to include it in anything and everything I ever create from now on forever with your permission

    • @percymcplop
      @percymcplop 4 роки тому +4

      This is maybe the most underrated comment I've ever read

  • @teejaykaye
    @teejaykaye 7 років тому +990

    if final Pam was the forgotten horseman of the apocalypse... could it be that Truck IS the apocalypse? could he be the promised reckoning, the true unknowable horror to which Final Pam is only the righteous herald? will the world be rent asunder by seven pterodactyls and the ghost of a Capri sun???

    • @megangallagher3905
      @megangallagher3905 6 років тому +96

      "I saw seven pterodactyls"

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 5 років тому +83

      Teejay Kaye “On the back of seven pterodactyls, The Shepard will arrive. His face the literal embodiment of the apocalypse and all who gaze upon it will vanish from existence, because if he is human what are you?”
      Passage from the MF Wrestlemania Guide - Scripture 4:20 of the Chapter Martyr Slimeburger

    • @mvwinf
      @mvwinf 5 років тому +6

      Megan Gallagher s t o p

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 5 років тому +14

      Madi T H E S H E P A R D C O M E T H

    • @martynadobro
      @martynadobro 5 років тому +6

      he's the horse

  • @Gigas0101
    @Gigas0101 9 років тому +271

    The absolute ZEAL when you say "His kissing days are over!"

  • @cnmnnaturalist
    @cnmnnaturalist 7 років тому +276

    I want the "Oh no" segment to be my ringtone.

    • @genevievem4812
      @genevievem4812 5 років тому +10

      thank you for this idea because I've done it and I'm just so pleased

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 4 роки тому +9

      I should do this bc that's exactly how I feel whenever my phone rings

  • @geneticTechnician
    @geneticTechnician 8 років тому +822

    I don't think I've ever laughed for 15 minutes straight before. This is magical.

    • @intheraeyne
      @intheraeyne 8 років тому +2

      Dude... The Final Pam xD. Fuck. I laughed so much I almost threw up.

    • @margaret6839
      @margaret6839 6 років тому +1

      JACOB

    • @ibreathefiction
      @ibreathefiction 4 роки тому +3

      I would only just start to cat h my breath again before another version of Truck would spawn to life and send me I to another fit of laughter

  • @peterbyrne5004
    @peterbyrne5004 2 роки тому +109

    As funny as things get once they start hacking into the Matrix, Justin describing their original vanilla creation with "There is a reality in which this guy is the lead guy in Mass Effect" still cracks me up every time. Like, imagine EVERY stubble-bearded-scowling-white-guy video game protagonist suddenly being replaced by some version of Truck Shepard. Imagine Truck as Joel in The Last of Us.

    • @bonkusbot
      @bonkusbot 2 роки тому +5

      Imagine Truck as Guy Fieri in LTTP.
      Broken.

  • @n8_.
    @n8_. 9 років тому +500

    At the start of the video I pitied Truck. Now I pity us all.

  • @carolinemckee7009
    @carolinemckee7009 4 роки тому +69

    A while ago, a buddy of mine and I showed this to a friend of our's who is a Computer Science major. This video was funny before, but I can not describe the how joyous it was showing this to someone who actually understand coding and programming. The amount of times he screamed "you can't just change a value that much! They're going to break EVERYTHING!" had me rolling. If you have the chance, show this episode to anyone who understands computers, programming, or coding, and I swear it will be amazing.

  • @Fab4Sunrises
    @Fab4Sunrises 8 років тому +530

    I have never known true fear until this very moment. Final Truck is an abomination against God and Man. The unholy, unknowable spawn of a sailboat and an asterisk. This is what Steven King's IT has nightmares about. I am deeply, deeply horrified.

    • @zeph769
      @zeph769 6 років тому +17

      Is Final Truck the fusion of Final Pam and Truck? The ultimate culmination of power?

    • @mysouptoocold1656
      @mysouptoocold1656 6 років тому +2

      I disagree. It's more of a HP lovecraft horror

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 5 років тому

      Zephyr Nepres *NO*

    • @shinydino
      @shinydino 4 роки тому

      Zephyr Nepres We do not speak of the Old One.

  • @jjju3
    @jjju3 7 років тому +514

    _i have no jokes, he's a shame of god_

  • @SeventhEve
    @SeventhEve 9 років тому +687

    He's got a face only a MoMA could love.

    • @camiart_casual
      @camiart_casual 7 років тому +19

      ohhhhhhh that is clever
      everyone else go home :'D

    • @kmlac6596
      @kmlac6596 5 років тому +2

      👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

  • @thekeeperofmemes8066
    @thekeeperofmemes8066 5 років тому +125

    The part where griffin said “whoops, uh oh whoops” for an entire 1 minute 7:53 to 8:27

  • @copelandcory
    @copelandcory 9 років тому +1340

    Am I laughing because this is funny or because inside I'm as broken as the monsters they create.

    • @MrDdeded
      @MrDdeded 9 років тому +47

      Ok Jaden Smith

    • @Slateproc
      @Slateproc 9 років тому +14

      BOTH!
      [maniacal cackling]

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 7 років тому +7

      Yes

    • @Hyperfoxeye
      @Hyperfoxeye 7 років тому +3

      Cory Copeland its because you suffer from edgyitis

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 7 років тому +7

      I'm guessing a perfect 50/50.

  • @msp654
    @msp654 8 років тому +800

    "No time for romance- I'm still trying to figure out how my face works!" Truck Shepard, aromantic representation we never knew we needed!

  • @yozzzeh
    @yozzzeh 9 років тому +825

    truck totally just went parasyte

    • @Snaappy
      @Snaappy 9 років тому +18

      +Yozeh Sempie truck, handle the defense,

    • @Leet-iz2fz
      @Leet-iz2fz 8 років тому +54

      No. He would make even Parasytes vomit.

    • @wazappoful
      @wazappoful 8 років тому +5

      Are you really Truck Shepard?

  • @SailorDoom21
    @SailorDoom21 5 років тому +341

    “Jason meets you and immediately winks out of existence because if you’re human what is he” 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

  • @chattychatotchannel
    @chattychatotchannel 7 років тому +247

    When I heard I taste with my skin it reminded me of catfish as they have tastebuds all over their body. Do you think Truck would befriend a space catfish in an ideal world and bond over their tasting skin?

    • @plushs
      @plushs 6 років тому +7

      I love this idea so much

    • @ezekielmartin4323
      @ezekielmartin4323 6 років тому +22

      Anyone interested in my Truck Shepard X catfish slashfic?

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 5 років тому +3

      Ezekiel Martin I need to see this jelly

    • @sand__witch
      @sand__witch 5 років тому +4

      @@ezekielmartin4323 please drop the link

    • @UndeadGary
      @UndeadGary 5 років тому +13

      I'm just picturing truck consuming all beverages by pouring it over his face like an athlete or a model in a photo shoot. Becomes weirder with food when he just starts rubbing mash potatoes all over his body.

  • @Em-td4kc
    @Em-td4kc 4 роки тому +35

    "No time for romance I'm still trying to figure out how my face works." at 16:57
    My entire love life explained in one sentence.

  • @Yinspirit
    @Yinspirit 8 років тому +546

    TMI warning:
    At "Please love Truck" I started laughing so hard I threw up.
    No, really.

  • @viv6700
    @viv6700 5 років тому +28

    10:17 i love how Justin got so hateful it pulled out the west virginian accent in him :,)

  • @20firebird
    @20firebird 8 років тому +510

    these are laughs of fear

  • @pdlbean
    @pdlbean 4 роки тому +42

    "I'd take Swordface on a nice taco date before I'd waste a second with Pig-Man. I hate him." One of my all time favorite Monster Factory quotes.

  • @Zombrigit
    @Zombrigit 8 років тому +185

    I haven't laughed so hard at something in my life. Holy shit, I had to pause several times just so I could breathe again, I'm still fucking wheezing.

  • @Yzarro
    @Yzarro 8 років тому +280

    Somebody call the SCP Foundation

    • @landfilllady7484
      @landfilllady7484 6 років тому +25

      oh, they've been notified. you think truck hasn't killed an MTF force or two in his time?

    • @agentvix0790
      @agentvix0790 6 років тому +9

      They need to send Mtf Alpha 1 to contain this

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 5 років тому +4

      Ncsjj07 -0 Naw, they’ll probably leave some caprisuns out for him

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 роки тому

      I have to side with the GOC on this one. For the safety of all, truck Shepherd must be demolished

  • @DougCL781
    @DougCL781 9 років тому +124

    im gonna be honest with you. this is a lot to deal with right after dinner, boys.

  • @MissAnachronista
    @MissAnachronista 8 років тому +56

    He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzche, 'On Truck Shepard'

  • @doginasuit3255
    @doginasuit3255 3 роки тому +39

    Be warned, if you chose to drink any liquid while watching monster factory, some and/or all of it will end up in your lungs/nose

  • @AoiYukinoMisharu
    @AoiYukinoMisharu 8 років тому +81

    The version of Truck Shepard at 10:10
    "UH... Miss Lawson, I THINK someone accidentally dropped some platypus DNA in him."

  • @meatcomputers
    @meatcomputers 8 років тому +121

    the amount of fear I feel is unknowable

  • @stepharoth
    @stepharoth 5 років тому +48

    "Ahh, I see you're drinking out of a cup..... I have never done that."
    IM GONNA THROW UP FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD

  • @coolguyrye
    @coolguyrye 5 років тому +92

    This episode literally gave me nightmares. I had a dream I died by having my body dissolved, and some team of scientists "rebuilt" me I guess and while I was regrowing all my molecules, my face looked JUST like the last Truck Shepard in this vid. It was horrible.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 роки тому +6

      I feel terrible for laughing about this but my God it's funny

    • @coolguyrye
      @coolguyrye 3 роки тому +6

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Hahahaha don’t feel bad! Looking back, it’s pretty funny 😂

    • @jack_patroclus
      @jack_patroclus 2 роки тому +6

      "We can rebuild them. We have the technology."
      "Oh christ not like that"

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 Рік тому

      @@coolguyrye this is still one of my favorite comments on any video

  • @selenefrost6267
    @selenefrost6267 8 років тому +203

    "we laugh at monster factory because we are scared not to" - me 2016

  • @isabellefleszar5851
    @isabellefleszar5851 5 років тому +37

    "He's got a face you could tie a boat too." *cherry coke sprays from my nose*

  • @PsychicRadroach
    @PsychicRadroach 8 років тому +179

    Can I just say? At 10:30 he went from Truck Shepard to Duck Shepard.

  • @13sampepper
    @13sampepper 5 років тому +61

    “I have no jokes, he’s a shame of God” is such a POWERFUL line

  • @rollertoasteur
    @rollertoasteur 6 років тому +39

    “Tell me another story about the Shepard”
    “Well this one time his whole face exploded”

  • @Leet-iz2fz
    @Leet-iz2fz 8 років тому +151

    Organism Truck Shepard complex. Physical form always changing. Random, spontaneous, unpredictable. Sequences appear Terran, yet incomprehensible. Undesirable. Recommend immediate destruction of organism Truck Shepard.
    First person to correctly guess the reference wins a cookie.

    • @dodobird679
      @dodobird679 8 років тому +19

      abathur from heart of the swarm?

    • @Leet-iz2fz
      @Leet-iz2fz 8 років тому +40

      dodo bird Extinct creature is well-informed. Strands useful for intelligence.
      Cookie lure deployed.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 8 місяців тому

      SCP Foundation?

  • @no1janembafan
    @no1janembafan 8 років тому +94

    13:32, I dont know about anyone else, but this is my favorite Truck

    • @no1janembafan
      @no1janembafan 8 років тому +63

      I changed my mind 20:34 is better

  • @CrestfallenLizard
    @CrestfallenLizard 2 роки тому +19

    wish i could re-experience the unbridled joy i had the first time i watched this.

  • @Sunksi
    @Sunksi 8 років тому +139

    Why the fuck did i drink during the cup part

    • @manlypowers9967
      @manlypowers9967 8 років тому +9

      How long did it take to get your monitor clean again? ;)

    • @videobob92
      @videobob92 7 років тому +8

      Sunksi at least you were drinking from a cup and not from a special life punch bag

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 7 років тому +13

      Sunksi I see you're drinking from a cup… I've never done that…

  • @yakithekaki2769
    @yakithekaki2769 6 років тому +65

    searching for "truck shepard" .
    giving results for: "the crimson chin"

  • @20firebird
    @20firebird 8 років тому +148

    THIS IS A PARADE OF DEMONS

  • @webbmerriam6984
    @webbmerriam6984 5 років тому +14

    2:52 I love the sinc of the lips moving and the breath in, it makes it sound like Shepard's just sick of their shenanigans.

  • @djcatilian3497
    @djcatilian3497 8 років тому +38

    I am legitimately sobbing with laughter this is so horrifying please never stop making Monster Factory

  • @juanjuri6127
    @juanjuri6127 8 років тому +43

    8:31 is, to this day, one of my favorite McElroy quotes of all time

    • @TheLangenator
      @TheLangenator 4 роки тому +2

      My favorite is definitely 7:53 - 8:22

  • @bubblegumm5483
    @bubblegumm5483 9 років тому +70

    The last iteration looks a lot like Jar-Jar when viewed straight-on. Also, I literally cried from laughing at this video, so gg.

  • @DasSimplish
    @DasSimplish 8 років тому +76

    He looks like something out of Beetlejuice's afterlife waiting room. At like... any point.

  • @maevedelacy2137
    @maevedelacy2137 8 років тому +41

    15:47 is the embodiment of the phrase "Ooga chaka."

    • @maevedelacy2137
      @maevedelacy2137 8 років тому +4

      Also, 4:15 is a perfect replica of Tom Hardy.

  • @Hyspellman
    @Hyspellman Рік тому +8

    I don't think I've ever rewatched a moment in a UA-cam video more times than I have the interaction at 13:50 - 14:25. I physically cannot stop myself

  • @Spoocecow
    @Spoocecow 9 років тому +125

    Uh oh! Whoops! Whoops! Uh oh! Uh oh!

  • @thenebulasystem8251
    @thenebulasystem8251 8 років тому +189

    I taste with my skin... How do you taste? GGLMMUGSLUPR

  • @MagicSwordKing
    @MagicSwordKing 9 років тому +42

    Upon beholding Truck Shepard I screamed "WHAT THE FUCK" precisely seventeen times in a row. As the angles broke through the crumbling walls of my mind I knew, that all humans whom I had seen before, they were the monsters. And Truck, Truck was the only being created in God's image. At first lol was wrong, but now, all is right for I have become Truckkind, and seek to spread his many-angled glory through these grotesquely ordered cosmos.

  • @comfyspecs9058
    @comfyspecs9058 5 років тому +8

    Can we talk about Griffin's inability to say anything other than "holy _shit"_ for ~30 seconds straight at 15:03?

  • @hotsaucetheboss9849
    @hotsaucetheboss9849 8 років тому +38

    15:16 you just created the first human anglerfish

  • @NamedForANightmare
    @NamedForANightmare 2 роки тому +10

    This, weirdly, is my comfort video. If I'm having a crappy day, this is it.

  • @lexikennedy7178
    @lexikennedy7178 3 роки тому +18

    *looks at Pelican Shepherd* “too upsetting too fast, we need to tone it down” they then proceed to make it more upsetting with each mutilation

  • @sicksalt7765
    @sicksalt7765 6 років тому +17

    6:12 Griffin's excitement gives me life.

  • @JohnGottschalk
    @JohnGottschalk 9 років тому +57

    Griffin and Justin you guys are the only reason I come to Polygon. Never stop being.

  • @calcifer6142
    @calcifer6142 4 роки тому +11

    The way Griffin excitedly clicks from face bone to face bone changing numbers is chaos at its utmost power

  • @Panzer_the_Merganser
    @Panzer_the_Merganser 8 років тому +38

    6:50 it's Ash after he grabbed the wrong Necronomicon

  • @Dinjur
    @Dinjur 7 років тому +36

    "Shepard we're having some sort of....communication error."

  • @WakeEternal
    @WakeEternal 9 років тому +80

    the first swordface was ugly and I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.... but then oh no...oh no

    • @idontcare6736
      @idontcare6736 5 років тому +1

      Oh no, uh-oh, whoops, whoops, oh no, ohhh no

  • @duckmiller3742
    @duckmiller3742 Рік тому +25

    Commenting on this 8 year old video bc I’m finally playing the mass effect games for myself and cannot take poor Jacob seriously bc every time he’s in frame I just hear Truck’s “JACOOOOB” haunting me, what a beautiful legacy

    • @latrodectahespara2728
      @latrodectahespara2728 Рік тому +3

      Exact same thing happened to me when I started playing these games over the past two weeks, haha. JACOOOOBBB...

    • @kaiserkold3584
      @kaiserkold3584 Рік тому +2

      JACOB!
      *OMNOMNOMNOM*

  • @EariosRandomness
    @EariosRandomness 7 років тому +33

    EXISTENCE IS PAIN FOR A SHEPARD, JACOB

  • @memecarrot7409
    @memecarrot7409 7 років тому +43

    he kinda looked like one of the clown minigames you have to throw balls into when they first started destroying his bone structure

    • @pluto1906
      @pluto1906 3 роки тому +1

      he looked like a slide with no end

  • @jaycool86
    @jaycool86 9 років тому +41

    Very entertaining and a bit creepy. But a neat concept on videos. This is very enjoyable and hilarious to watch, I about fell out of my seat as you completely destroyed his face. I have some catching up to do, but look forward to more disturbing videos. :)

  • @charliebabyversion
    @charliebabyversion 8 років тому +91

    I GOT A TOTINOS AD

  • @Furiousa96
    @Furiousa96 8 років тому +70

    Every time i watch one these guys' videos i'm laughing so hard it hurts.

  • @RomeoCo
    @RomeoCo 8 років тому +11

    I just want to thank you two for bringing joy back into my life. This is truly something magical.

  • @havokshere
    @havokshere 7 років тому +16

    "He looks like seven pterodactyls." I am legit crying right now, this is too much omg