@@roobee1234 You know if you look at the text beside the person's name who commented you can see when they commented that. I commented that a year ago. When it WAS 5 years. Obviously.
faroshscale I’ve tried Prozac and honestly? Justin’s laugh when he’s trying to crack a joke and can’t get it out cause he’s laughing at himself just does better
i have to say, justin mixing up his words and saying "the man for a banana with a face" and griffin just letting it slide at 6:58 is one of my favorite things ever
Huh. So I know nothing about oblivion and the first time I saw this video I legit thought that that dude was called Grandpa Piss..... and I'm just now realizing that griffin renamed him. I thought a character in oblivion was legitimately named Grandpa Piss for like 2+ years. Cool.
"Chiquita Dave the man for banana with a face" is a fantastic example of a line that wasn't meant to be funny and is understood despite the prepositions being swapped, but when you really think about it is really funny
Chiqita Dave and Toucan Dan had a son together but then Toucan Dan got remarried to Knife Dad. However, Chiquita Dave and Toucan Dan still run a pottery studio together, where they contemplate issues of nonviolence and multiplicity.
Griffin spontaneously busting out a little jingle with the line "when the war comes, it's the only currency that matters" makes me really jealous, but also happy, because he's using this gift way better than I would.
I just want to say that this is the first piece of McElroy content I ever saw in 2016 and I have been a changed person ever since. Chiquita Dave changed the trajectory of my life and I am so grateful.
8:15 I did not expect Tally Hall, however that is absolutely perfect. It makes it so much better that the song's name is "Banana Man" thank you so much to whoever did that edit.
the bandit running at Chiquita Dave at 16:16 saying"youll never take me dow-" then vanishing when he gets hit by that slow ass dream-running ass mace swing is the funniest thing ever to happen in a video game
Griffin, I almost had a heart attack when you dropped the name "Chiqita Dave" as I was laughing so fucking hard that I thought my head is going to explode! A new MF episode is just like winning the lottery! :)
Do you see Banana Man? Hopping over on de white hot sand? Here he come with some for me Freshly taken from banana tree. Banana Man me want a ton Gimme double an' a bonus one. Gimme more for all me friends Dis banana flow will never end. Do you want a banana? Peel it down and go "Mm-mm-mm-mm!" Do you want a banana? Dis banana for you!
Forget all your troubles and go wit dee flow. forget about whatever you may never know, like whether whatever you're doing is whatever you should, and whether anything you do is ever anything good. And then forget about banana when it stick in your throat, and it make you wanna bellow but you're stuck in a choke, and forget about the yellow from dee colorful man, and make you take another one, and make a mock. of. your. plan.
I am getting out of the mental hospital tomorrow after almost 40 days and the only thing that has brought me any sort of joy or comfort has been monster factory. These have been a source of happiness for many years and i am able to watch them countless times. I have a deep love for these wondrous creatures
The best part about Mehrunes Dagon is that you can kill him legitimately in the game, using no exploits, glitches, or console commands. And yet, it is very obvious you were not supposed to kill him.
this is one of my favorite Monster Factory videos! I replay these fairly often for background noise while I'm working & I usually skip some for a while to prevent getting burnt out on them, but it's been years and I've still never felt burnt out on this one possibly because whenever you look at Chiquita Dave he's just :)
Me listening to Tally Hall for the first time in 2020: Why in the hell do I know the song Banana Man Me re-watching this monster factory: Oh, that explains everything.
Just started oblivion myself, made a fecked up glowing argonian and I am fully invested in the fiction I have created that it is the Geico Gecko. I made a custom Insurer class.
This series is a gift to mankind. Chiquita Dave's benign facial expression and name are just A+ content, some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a while.
Chiquita Dave the Elder running around amongst those ruins, with pure chaos pumping through his veins, has gotta be one of the most hysterical things I've ever seen.
I always go back to this episode, just to see 12:56 for a good laugh. Griffin should've named his weapon "Tinder Mace" simply because Softman was effortlessly swiped to the left. I love it.
Your whole video series had me in tears, literally every episode. Please keep this up, this is one of the funniest youtube series I've seen in a long time.
The real challenge would be to create an Oblivion character who *doesn't* look like a hideous monster.
BugPope
Literally impossible.
PS; hi Bug! I remember you from the retsupurae heyday!
It's not only impossible, it's even harder to if you're a Khajiit
I was beautiful, goddamnit. A special kind of beautiful. My mommy said so.
*don't
I accidentally made a character that looks like Ted from how I met your mother
"I tried star trek online. it's not right, it doesn't fit" the world just wasn't ready for yoba then. wasn't the right time
literally, since the player creation wasnt good enough till later im pretty sure lol
5 years later, and I *STILL* can't believe they didn't make a single "bunch" joke when spawning multiple Chiquita Dave's.
6 years?
@@roobee1234 You know if you look at the text beside the person's name who commented you can see when they commented that. I commented that a year ago. When it WAS 5 years. Obviously.
You know Justin has said that he thinks pun and portmanteau are beneath him, multiple times. They try not to do low-hanging fruit like that.
I believe it’s Chiquitas Dave
7 years?
landlord: no Chiquita Daves allowed in the apt.
Chiquita Dave: : |
landlord: ok i will make an exception he looks very polite
Only the number 1 Chiquita Dave could get in
"Grandpa Piss: The Worst Emperor" is maybe the funniest thing i've literally ever heard or seen
Isn't that Donald Trump's nickname?
@@perihelionstudios7563 IM FUCKING DEAD
and the thing is patrick stewart played a poop emoji so Grandpa Piss is part of his acting horizons for sure
Chiquita Dave looks so kind...so tender...a soft banana man...
Hi I love ur icon and username gdvgdjsgdhs
Do you you see him?
🤣🤣🤣
🎶Do you want a BA-NANA?
Peel it down and go
Mmm mmm mmm mmmmmm...
wait he looked like that one cult leader that has that kind stare 😌
Patrick Stewart playing poop in the Emoji movie makes the Grandpa Piss joke both funnier and sadder
the irony......... the irony of them joking that patrick stewart would play toilet joke characters......
Maddox Strout I hate the silent knowing in those 60 likes
benepla make that 160
benepla we all must carry this burden
Poor Patrick...
“This is the role I was born to do...”
😭
benepla 490 likes now
his skin tone looks the way artificial banana tastes
.....somehow this is an agreed upon statement,, it just,, works
MM-MM-MM-MMMMMMMM
Breepable17 Oh god it does
oh my god why does that make sense
That's racist, you literally just said his skin color is bad.
nothing can actually cure my depression but Griffin's laugh gets pretty close
Have you tried zoloft
faroshscale I’ve tried Prozac and honestly? Justin’s laugh when he’s trying to crack a joke and can’t get it out cause he’s laughing at himself just does better
@@faroshscale i have and i can report that a combination of the two does wonders
this series is one of the best things ive seen in my life
Same here!
Omg it's Chiquita Dave ! In Hippo form!
Your life must be really boring
SjanaWilgani b. .
Sean McNally me too brother
The transition from "how do you spell chiquita" to the title card is my #1 favorite monster factory moment of all time
there's something about the way he says "that was a frame-perfect rat smash!" that gets me every single time
You know, the classic speedrun strategy.
I’m about to bleach my eyebrows and I thought of the words “oh, he was a prinsoner of his own eyebrows” and that’s honestly why I’m bleaching them.
did it look good
Ah yes, another human that has Monster Factory quotes stored in their mind that only appear in certain situations.
@@bobcat_bakerI have Griffin singing "he's got Peter Gri-iffin eyes~" stored in the ol memory banks forever
please, Mr. Garbageboy Stinkman Belongs in the
Toilet was my father. just call me Garbageboy Stinkman Belongs in the Toilet.
This is by far my favorite monster factory. It’s just...so pleasant. The chill ass energy Chiquita Dave exudes is just so soul cleansing
i have to say, justin mixing up his words and saying "the man for a banana with a face" and griffin just letting it slide at 6:58 is one of my favorite things ever
Sam Libutti
he sings "hes the man with a banana for a face!" then immediately says
"i gotta say, Chiquita dave, the man for a banana with a face.."
Sibling solidarity
The first time I heard that, I was caught so off guard. I was just like "Justin, pardon me?" And now I find it hilarious.
Chiquata Dave 2020, "the man for a banana with a face."
Oh my god yes, this part killed me
Huh. So I know nothing about oblivion and the first time I saw this video I legit thought that that dude was called Grandpa Piss..... and I'm just now realizing that griffin renamed him. I thought a character in oblivion was legitimately named Grandpa Piss for like 2+ years. Cool.
E. Healy SAME
I desperately want to make fun of you but the exact same thing happened to me.
ME TOO HDJSJSH I looked away when Griffin was typing the name so I deadass thought that was his name welcome to the clown club
reminds me of when i thought the arby’s witch version of dark souls was just how dark souls was because i was multitasking while watching the video
SAME
the final fight between mehrunes and dave army is what elder scrolls online should have been
i know this is an old episode but every now and then i think about chiquita dave and i have a little chuckle. what a good, horrifying banana boy
"Chiquita Dave the man for banana with a face" is a fantastic example of a line that wasn't meant to be funny and is understood despite the prepositions being swapped, but when you really think about it is really funny
I made no-bake cookies this morning and thought of this monstrosity. It has been four years.
FOUR.
YEARS.
Were the cookies good?
It's been four years again, how were those cookies.
Hey buddy you still gotta tell us about those cookies
so how were the no-bakes?
I started crying at the "Bookshelf" scene and cannot take enough showers to wash off all of this hilarious.
SAME
I think I need to quit my job and dedicate my life to writing Chiquita Dave X Toucan Dan slash fiction.
Nate Osterman Lemme read your first draft
oh no
You'd really be making the world a better place
Who's the top?
@@matiuhhh2788 perfect
I don't know why people have such low opinion of Chiquita Dave in the Monster Factory mythos. He's so cool.
And he's got a big ol' hog.
i feel like these guys designed Ted Cruz's face
+Its The Wiggles at 2:50? I was thinking the same thing.
more likely they just worked on miss spiders sunny patch, its common knowledge ted spiderus cruz spawned into life from that
Ted Cruz is by far the most terrifying monster ever created.
The original SadBoy™
with Donald Trump's textures
this whole series is chaotic neutral and i love it
all the mcelroy content radiates that Chaotic Energy
Except Knife Dad. Those episodes are chaotic good
Chiquita Dave and Toucan Dan are my gay dads
my 2 dads 2
@@hannahharn6839 Squared
Brother?!
They're the only ones who could love each other
Chiqita Dave and Toucan Dan had a son together but then Toucan Dan got remarried to Knife Dad. However, Chiquita Dave and Toucan Dan still run a pottery studio together, where they contemplate issues of nonviolence and multiplicity.
R.I.P. in peace Grandpa piss 2015-2015
RIP in piss**
Antoine Ouimet totally a year late but. Rest in piece in piece.
wow that joke was a low point for me ... should have said R.I.P. in piss like he said thanks for reminding me of my failures.
"Is he a lamp or is he two people kissing?" All I see are 9 dolphins
"Grandpa Piss is unconcious" It's just like christmas again! *sobs quietly*
"todd, you put face kegals in the game!!" I almost peed. Jesus.
lemme guess why you only *almost* peed
Griffin spontaneously busting out a little jingle with the line "when the war comes, it's the only currency that matters" makes me really jealous, but also happy, because he's using this gift way better than I would.
i like to imagine that chiquita dave is the being who ushers you into the afterlife
He’s both the grim reaper and the Stygian boatman
I just want to say that this is the first piece of McElroy content I ever saw in 2016 and I have been a changed person ever since. Chiquita Dave changed the trajectory of my life and I am so grateful.
"Frame Perfect Rat Smash" sounds like a terrible prog band
The terrifying thing is Chiquita Dave somehow achieved CHIM.
Talos and him are good friends.
Vivec would totally chill with Chiquita Dave
"playing croquet with his dome piece" has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard
8:15
I did not expect Tally Hall, however that is absolutely perfect. It makes it so much better that the song's name is "Banana Man"
thank you so much to whoever did that edit.
The brothers themselves are tally hall fans! This while video is just one big reference to the song!
the bandit running at Chiquita Dave at 16:16 saying"youll never take me dow-" then vanishing when he gets hit by that slow ass dream-running ass mace swing is the funniest thing ever to happen in a video game
Griffin, I almost had a heart attack when you dropped the name "Chiqita Dave" as I was laughing so fucking hard that I thought my head is going to explode! A new MF episode is just like winning the lottery! :)
underrated monster factory moment when justin softly says “the softening...” at 9:48
Oh my god I never noticed before, bless you
"I'm worried this thing is going to be too pleasant for the landscape" may be one of my favorite things ever said in monster factory
Griffin's delivery at 8:59 of "You guys gotta help this guy, I think he's really sick!" might be the funniest moment in this entire series.
8:19 oh my that Tally Hall,so many memories
Zakuma101 ikr
the mcelroy boys are getting funnier at an alarming rate, in all properties
Do you see Banana Man?
Hopping over on de white hot sand?
Here he come with some for me
Freshly taken from banana tree.
Banana Man me want a ton
Gimme double an' a bonus one.
Gimme more for all me friends
Dis banana flow will never end.
Do you want a banana? Peel it down and go "Mm-mm-mm-mm!"
Do you want a banana?
Dis banana for you!
I MADE THIS COMMENT BEFORE WATCHING THE VIDEO
THEY PUT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SONG IN IT
HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
:D
Forget all your troubles and go wit dee flow. forget about whatever you may never know, like whether whatever you're doing is whatever you should, and whether anything you do is ever anything good. And then forget about banana when it stick in your throat, and it make you wanna bellow but you're stuck in a choke, and forget about the yellow from dee colorful man, and make you take another one, and make a mock. of. your. plan.
happsider Now it's nine o'clock, and it's getting dark, and the sun is falling from the sky. I never left so early and you may wonder why.
I WAS JUST GONNA
I WENT AND LOOKED
AND THER EWAS
I JUST I'M JUST I I I
My favourite thing in this episode is griffin slowly and silently doing something while Justin loses his shit in the back
that tally hall tho
kklondikke same i heard banana man and went Wait Woah Wh What Wh im so not used to hearing tally hall in common use
kklondikke are all eddsworld fans tally hall fans too??
you will be a mere atom once i'm done with you
i did a double take
Im so glad tally hall is getting a surge in popularity
Hearing a Tally Hall song in a Monster Factory video added three full years to my life
Griffin, Justin. I can't tell you enough how much I enjoy these. PLEASE KEEP IT UP
I am getting out of the mental hospital tomorrow after almost 40 days and the only thing that has brought me any sort of joy or comfort has been monster factory. These have been a source of happiness for many years and i am able to watch them countless times. I have a deep love for these wondrous creatures
Justin’s “okay good” and laugh at like the 3:15 mark made me smile so wide - he sounded so much like Travis. Love these brothers!!!
Wouldn't it have been eerily amazing if when Griffin slid the "AGE" slider he turned brown and spotty?
The best part about Mehrunes Dagon is that you can kill him legitimately in the game, using no exploits, glitches, or console commands.
And yet, it is very obvious you were not supposed to kill him.
this is one of my favorite Monster Factory videos! I replay these fairly often for background noise while I'm working & I usually skip some for a while to prevent getting burnt out on them, but it's been years and I've still never felt burnt out on this one
possibly because whenever you look at Chiquita Dave he's just :)
"Stop! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence." GOODBYEEEEEEEEEE MOONMEN!
+Absolute Travis T Get Rick'd, Fart!
Absolute Travis T Stop! You have violated my mother
BREAK THE LAW ON MY WATCH WILL YA?!
i don't think i have a high enough IQ for this one.
my uncle messed with the files of oblivion and kept making npcs into his family members, like he literally designed their faces and everything
Me listening to Tally Hall for the first time in 2020: Why in the hell do I know the song Banana Man
Me re-watching this monster factory: Oh, that explains everything.
Same, I saw this video like 3 years ago but only started listening to tally hall two months ago and I was confused why that song sounded so familiar
I was thinking Tally Hall, I didn't expect that they'd do it. I'm so glad.
That part was beautiful. Tally Hall was my life for like an entire year during middle school
+Marcy Nabors I was silently hoping for the song too. Was so happy!
Loved that sweet sweet Tally Hall sample.
Tally Hall is my life still
Tally Hall!!!!!!! ! ! !! !
He looks like one of the henchmen from Barbie's Princess and the Pauper XD I'm dying over here
Funnily enough, Grandpa Piss isn't the shittiest character Patrick Stewart has ever played.
I’m speechless
Just started oblivion myself, made a fecked up glowing argonian and I am fully invested in the fiction I have created that it is the Geico Gecko. I made a custom Insurer class.
Monster Factory and Tally Hall: the crossover I didn't know I needed until 8:14.
I just lost it, I was called Roger Bananaman at one point in my life, someone, somehow, mispronounced my name like that.
***** Yeah, that was a bit unclear, there was a single instance where someone accidentally called me that, reading my name off of a list.
Roger Vanaman to be fair, some v's in Spanish are pronounced as a soft b, so reading banaman, the brain probably correlates bana to banana.
Chiquita Dave looks like Owen Wilson.
Nathan Haimson
Oh wow! You're right!
Wow
Oh shit ur right
I NEVER thought I'd get to hear the McElBoy's sweet voices AND Tally Hall in the same video
1. set the video speed to 0.25
2. skip to 8:46
3. watch the most powerful punch ever unleashed by human hands
+Nick Robinson (Babylonian) Umm, excuse me? He's an Imperial / banana crossbread (yes, cross-bread; how else do you expect the banana to work?).
+Nick Robinson (Babylonian) "Human".
OG cleepa cleepa
you've never seen one punch man
Nick Robinson WOOOOOOAAAAAAH
7:31 i am saving this for myself
i just had this quote stuck in my head and i finally remembered where it came from ahhhh
I haven't laughed like this in ages!!! Happy Birthday Chiquita Dave!!!
@23:32 "don't talk to me or my son ever again"
"STAR TREK ONLINE DIDN'T FIT" - griffin mcelroy, 2015, who has released two star trek online videos for The Monsters Factory in 2019
"We're gonna die and then turn into taffy on three." *giggle fits*
Dragon Age Inquisition can be toyed with hilariously.
Scribbledean McClure your wish is granted
This series is a gift to mankind. Chiquita Dave's benign facial expression and name are just A+ content, some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a while.
Rewatching this series and one of my favorite parts is the consistent Todd Howard talk. Just about everything is his fault.
"A frame perfect rat smash" is my new favorite set of words
Those noodly bodies look straight out of The Enigma of Amigara Fault. Drrrr... drrrr...
bluehermitdog literally just read that an hour ago
Chiquita Dave the Elder running around amongst those ruins, with pure chaos pumping through his veins, has gotta be one of the most hysterical things I've ever seen.
That hint of the Banana Splits theme song at the very end is brilliant. It haunts me.
I'm sad they kinda ruined him accidentally with the age/complexion sliders
18:44 bookshelf, for those who are looking
i legitimately had an asthma attack and had to use my rescue inhaler when all the mehrunes turned into taffy my lungs are INVERTING.
8:07 is my favorite intro to any monster factory ever.
"Sad Gary Shandling eyes" gets me every time.
The ten seconds after “chill ass banana” is my favorite out of the whole episode
11:28 *german accent* "you must believe me, IM the real Grandpa Piss!"
I always go back to this episode, just to see 12:56 for a good laugh. Griffin should've named his weapon "Tinder Mace" simply because Softman was effortlessly swiped to the left. I love it.
14:56 - Whoa!
Get em Giant Dave!!!
As Dave starts invisibly surfing on air.
CRYING BECAUSE THE MERE MENTION OF A TALLY HALL SONG
The moon guy is Mac Tonight, Griffin!
Hmmmm don't mention moon man on the internet.... 😕
+Rainwater i can hear the N bombs now...
Your whole video series had me in tears, literally every episode. Please keep this up, this is one of the funniest youtube series I've seen in a long time.
Good GOD did this one pay off
This show is literally the only reason I'm subbed to Polygon.
You two are great, I love your humor. Please keep doing what your doing.
i love how when he threw that fireball at the clones time stopped for a second
like akatosh had a mental breakdown before continuing the flow of time
Sing us a song, you're the banana man
19:46 The sheer panic in Justin's "WHATS IS HAPPENINGS TO HIM?"
that tally hall reference actually made me jump out of my seat
I don't think Dave is using the CHIM wisely
haba baba