Monster Factory: What If Dark Souls Were Made Of Pizza?

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  • Опубліковано 13 січ 2025

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  • @tfantasyfan
    @tfantasyfan 6 років тому +1437

    sometimes i put on monster factory as background noise to sleep to, and then i wake up in the middle of the night to roll over and i'm face to face with one of its creations, inevitably. but i mean nothing really beats waking up and staring back into the eyes of like 40 louie andersons.

    • @starbucksmocha88
      @starbucksmocha88 3 роки тому +39

      Omg imagine waking up face to face with Truck Shepard. Talk about a waking nightmare! "he's like 7 pterodactyls!" 😂

    • @theslimjames
      @theslimjames 3 роки тому +11

      Today we wish Louie Anderson WAS looking back...

    • @zacharidoo124
      @zacharidoo124 2 роки тому +6

      one of the most relatable comments ive ever read in my life

    • @coyotejone_s
      @coyotejone_s 2 роки тому +4

      hey im back. i do the same.

    • @Path6627
      @Path6627 2 роки тому

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😢😅 😢😢😢😅😅😢😢😢😅😢😢😢😅😅😢😢😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😅😢😢😢😢😅😅😅😅😢😢😅😅😢😅😅😢😢😢😢😢😅😢😢😅😢😅😅😅😢😢😢😢😅😅😢😢 😢😅😅😅😢😢😢😢😅😅 😢😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😢😢😅😅😢😢😅 😅😢😅 😅and 😢😅😢😢😢😅😅😅😢😅😅😅😢😅😢😅😅😢😅😢😢😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😢😢😅😢😅😅😢😅 😅and 😢😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😢😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😢😢😅😢😢😅😢😅😅😅😢😢😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😢😢😢😢😢😅😅😢😢😢😅😢😅😅😅😢😅😢😅 😅😅😢😅😅😢😅😅😅😢😢😅😅😢😅😅😢😢😅😢😅😅😅😅😢😅😢😅😅😢😅😅😢😢😅😅😅 😅😅😢😅😅😢😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😅😢😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😢😢😅😢😅😢😅😅😅😢😢😅😅😅😅😢😢😅😢😅😅😢😢😅😅😢😅 😅😢😅😅😅😢😢😢😅😅😅😢😅😅😢😅😅😅😢😢😅😅😅😅😢😢😅😅😅😢😅😢😢😅😅😢😢😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😢😢😅😅😅😢😅😢😢😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😅😢😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😢😢😅😅😢😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😢😢😢😅😢😢😢😅😅😢😅😅😢😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😅😅😅 😅😅😅😅😢😢😅😅😅😅😅😅 😅😢😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😢😅😅😅😅😅😢😢😅 😅😅😅😢😅😅😢😅😅😢😅😅😢😅😢😢😅😅😢 😅😅😢😅😢😢😅😢😅😅😢😅😢😅😅😢😅😢😅😢😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😢😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😢😅😢 😢😅😅😢😅😢😢😅😢😅😅😢😅😢😅😢😅😢😅😅😅😅😅 😅😅😢😅😅😅😢😅😢😅😅 😅😢😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😢😅😢😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😢😅😅😅😅😢😅😢😅😢😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😢😅😅😢😢😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😢😅😢😅😢😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😅😢😅😢😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😢😅😅😢😅😅😅😢😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😢😅😅😢😅😅😅😢😢😅😢 😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😅😢😅😅😢😢😅😅😢😅😅😢😅😅😢😅😢😅😢😅😢😢😅😢😅😢😅😅😢😢😢😅😅😅😢😅 😢😅 😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😅 😢😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😢😢😅😅😢😅😢😅😢 😢😅😢😢😅😅😢😅😢😅😢😢😅😅😢😅😅😢😅😅😅😢😅 😅😢😅😢😅😢😅😢😅😅😢😅😅😅😢😅😢😢😅😢😢😅😅😢😢😅😢😅😅😅😅😢😅😢😅😢😢😅😅😢😅😅😢😅😅😢😅😢😅😢😅😢😅😢😅😅😢😢😅 😅😢😅 😢😅😅😢😅😢😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😢😢😅😅😢😢😅😅😢 😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😢😢😢😅😅😢😢😢😢😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😢😢😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😅😅😢😅😢😅 😅😅 😅😅😢😢😅😢😅😢😢😅😢 😅😢😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😅😅😢😢😢😢😅😢😅 😅😢w😢😅😢😅 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😢😅😅😅 😢😢😢😢😢 😢😢😅😅😅😢 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 😢😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😅😅 que😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😅 and😅😅😅 😅😅😅 😅😅😢😅😅😅😅 😅😅😅😅 and😅😅😅 are 😅 and😅😅😅😅😢😢 and😅😅 as of 😅😅😅and😅😅😅 who😅😅😅😅😅😢 😅en and dashes 😅😅😅😅 😅and 😅😅 😅as who😅😅😅😅😅 and😅😅 of😅😅😅 and😅😅 of😅😅 and who😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 😅 😅😅😅 😅and😅😅 as😅😅😅😅😅😅 and their daughter as😅😅😅😅😅😅 and😅😅 as😅😅😅😅😅 😅 and😅😅😅😅😅 😅😅😅😅😅😅😢 😢 and😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 😅 en😅😅😅 and😅😅😅 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 😅😅😅😅 and😅😅😅 😅😅😅 😅and 😅 as😅😅 and😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 😅😅😅 😅😅 and their😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😅😅 and😅😅 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 and😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 😅 and the😅😅 as😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 😅😅😅😅😅 and😅😅😅😅 en and 😅the their😅😅😅😅😅😅 and the other😅😅😅😅😅 😅😅😅 en dashes😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 😅 and😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 and head the other 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 and😅😅 as😅😅 for😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 and😅😅😅😅 en dashes and 😅😅😅😅😅😅 😅 en and the😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😮😅 and are both in at at 😅😅 for the😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 😅and 😅 at at at for😅😅😅😅and😅😅 😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😮😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😊😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😢😊😊😢😅😮😢😅😮

  • @chromaphasia453
    @chromaphasia453 7 років тому +2472

    'Do not make illegal copies of this disc' is printed on the illegal copy of the disc from the Arby's witch

    • @DrFunkman
      @DrFunkman 5 років тому +74

      Chromaphasia it’s not illegal, just cursed

    • @ThatOneGuy_205
      @ThatOneGuy_205 4 роки тому +52

      @@DrFunkman Yeah, and you don't want to infringe on the witches patent on this curse

    • @justaddwater6644
      @justaddwater6644 4 роки тому +13

      Arbys witch is the law

    • @maxrona137
      @maxrona137 4 роки тому +9

      Don't worry, it's licensed

    • @muggins2279
      @muggins2279 3 роки тому +13

      She consulted the Old Laws to produce a legal copy

  • @TristanaGW
    @TristanaGW 7 років тому +2372

    THIS HAS MY ANIMAL CROSSING LOADING ICON MOD IN IT
    I FEEL TRULY BLESSED

  • @Funnecessary
    @Funnecessary 8 років тому +1507

    This made me absolutely disgusted by pizza. Then halfway through, really hungry for pizza. Then at the end, really hungry for Richard Karn.

    • @ingonyama70
      @ingonyama70 7 років тому +40

      You too, huh?

    • @evaninstinct1165
      @evaninstinct1165 5 років тому +7

      OMG ME TOO

    • @leiram8833
      @leiram8833 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, I want some pizza 😭👌

    • @debra-sue
      @debra-sue 10 місяців тому +3

      stunlocked by Karnal desires 😩

    • @debra-sue
      @debra-sue 10 місяців тому +3

      stunlocked by your Karnal desires 😩

  • @hcjustin
    @hcjustin 8 років тому +2593

    BLESS YOU ARBYS WITCH

  • @jjasper123
    @jjasper123 7 років тому +1550

    A few years ago, this became the video that made me go from "I think I've heard of the McElroys" to "I need to consume all of the McElroys' content."

    • @overcastart5769
      @overcastart5769 5 років тому +26

      Joseph Jasper me but with shrimp heaven now

    • @onfrolicker9317
      @onfrolicker9317 4 роки тому +18

      Sorry bud that means you been cursed by the Arby’s witch

    • @Endrian
      @Endrian 4 роки тому +14

      For me, it was the Dragon's Dogma Monster Factory.

    • @justcallmeteacup4711
      @justcallmeteacup4711 4 роки тому +3

      Me with Glass Shark 😂😂

    • @Tulip_bip
      @Tulip_bip 4 роки тому +3

      and then after i watched the banana vore corner clip, it made me go to "i need to consume all of the McElroys"

  • @dakotaoder
    @dakotaoder 8 років тому +1444

    i need all of these mods to be released as the arby's witch pack

    • @foofofdeath
      @foofofdeath 2 роки тому

      Omg yes we need that! Even for remastered!

    • @redumulis2448
      @redumulis2448 2 роки тому +2

      @@foofofdeath Oh its possible now to just easy do it

    • @foofofdeath
      @foofofdeath 2 роки тому

      @@redumulis2448 omg I'm gonna have to!

  • @rovena996
    @rovena996 8 років тому +932

    justin's laugh is especially crisp today

    • @samrowan8092
      @samrowan8092 8 років тому +22

      +karlen indeec begone from this place arby's witch

    • @justinkroboth360
      @justinkroboth360 8 років тому +14

      +Alyssa This is my favorite comment.

    • @whalesharko4465
      @whalesharko4465 4 роки тому +5

      It has a youthful squeak to it

  • @AlexanderHarris
    @AlexanderHarris 8 років тому +1674

    I lost it at "CASUL".

    • @deleijon3415
      @deleijon3415 7 років тому +15

      what those it mean?

    • @deleijon3415
      @deleijon3415 7 років тому +5

      oki tks xD

    • @mortmort97
      @mortmort97 6 років тому +69

      i didnt know and i put it in google translate and it old me that its romanian for "curd" and even though that definitely not what they were going for i think it makes it so much better

    • @Sarathewise158
      @Sarathewise158 6 років тому +95

      It's a misspelling of casual, meant to insult players of really hard games who don't dedicate their entire lives to mastering them. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=casul

    • @jupiterzombies
      @jupiterzombies 5 років тому +2

      me too

  • @Thefuquguy
    @Thefuquguy 8 років тому +662

    "These look like campaign signs for him and pizza" you mean The Boy Mayor of Second Life and Totinos?

  • @ParadoxGavel
    @ParadoxGavel 8 років тому +1577

    I died when I saw The Final Pam again. I think she was my favorite monster ever.

    • @beargrills3508
      @beargrills3508 7 років тому +11

      Mary McGinnis wait where?

    • @phdzamboni8150
      @phdzamboni8150 7 років тому +14

      Mirko Antonini when they pick up the soul of a lost undead

    • @beargrills3508
      @beargrills3508 7 років тому +9

      Mykaela Wright oh fuck she is everywhere.

    • @JDHR35
      @JDHR35 7 років тому +57

      "God forgive me"

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 6 років тому +52

      HOW YOUR BACKYARD BARBECUE GO, THE SMITHS? PRETTY GOOD, IT DOESN'T SEEM.

  • @AnnDVine
    @AnnDVine 8 років тому +579

    Is this the first Monster Factory in which the game is the monster? Setting an historic precedent here, brothers The McElroy Brothers!

    • @benjireil4243
      @benjireil4243 4 роки тому +11

      this comment has a whole lot if chaotic energy, i can smell the arby's witch from here

    • @debra-sue
      @debra-sue Рік тому +6

      _Arby's Witch Dark Souls_ walked so that _Touch The Skyrim_ could run.

  • @juanjuri6127
    @juanjuri6127 8 років тому +461

    the greatest joy is when you're a MF fan but discover an old video that you somehow missed

    • @bjamiork
      @bjamiork 8 років тому +29

      Esta Fortaleza My exact thoughts! This video made me laugh sooooo damn hard, it's up there with the Boy Mayor of Second Life for me.

    • @tracyh5751
      @tracyh5751 6 років тому +9

      The greatest joy is having seen an old classic MF video years ago and then coming back later as a MF fan and realizing that the pizza souls hellscape video you saw all those years ago was made by the best of boys.

  • @mildlymarvelous
    @mildlymarvelous 5 років тому +326

    The reason the walls are high-quality glossy jpegs of pizza is because G.A.R.F.I.E.L.D. ate all the lasagna jpegs

  • @colinhicks5410
    @colinhicks5410 3 роки тому +174

    RIP Louie Anderson. You will live on forever in Arby’s Witch Dark Souls

    • @moosecampbell
      @moosecampbell 2 роки тому +4

      Inscryption 2

    • @Poptart21000
      @Poptart21000 2 роки тому +4

      I think that legacy would suit Louie just fine.

  • @zachn.2608
    @zachn.2608 3 роки тому +222

    This hits different now that our favorite pizza boy is gone. Rest in peace, Louie.

  • @CoraMayBeanbag
    @CoraMayBeanbag 4 роки тому +105

    I was so deep into the Arby's Witch Lore that when Griffin changed the textures to Louis Anderson I thought "How did he know how to do that?"

  • @XCAltoona
    @XCAltoona 8 років тому +658

    This is exactly what working at Pizza Hut is like

  • @SoulOfTheRainbow
    @SoulOfTheRainbow 8 років тому +458

    HEY, DO YOU THINK THIS IS THE REAL DOWNLOAD BUTTON?!

    • @korubi_eCSTatic
      @korubi_eCSTatic 8 років тому +22

      I lost it completely at that point

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 4 роки тому +7

      @@korubi_eCSTatic he said it so like, frantically, not enough people are talking about it

    • @korubi_eCSTatic
      @korubi_eCSTatic 4 роки тому +6

      @@mellow_mallow YT emailed me that you commented which is just a great excuse to watch this video again, honestly can’t believe it was posted 4 years ago

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 4 роки тому +3

      @@korubi_eCSTatic right?? feels like just least year, almost.

    • @korubi_eCSTatic
      @korubi_eCSTatic 4 роки тому +3

      @@mellow_mallow the perception of time is wild

  • @Star_Rattler
    @Star_Rattler 8 років тому +1923

    *YOU CAN NEVER RID OF THE FINAL PAM. FINAL PAM ETERNAL. IS ALL GOOD.*

    • @stp787
      @stp787 8 років тому +85

      I think she gives him some of her souls because she somewhat respects him

    • @greatpower6063
      @greatpower6063 5 років тому +7

      Mumps got rid of Pam several times and now she has become immortal. It's like what happened to Darkseid dying over and over again and coming back stronger. xD

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 5 років тому +24

      @@greatpower6063 abcnews.go.com/US/hundreds-yellow-coffee-cans-mysteriously-wash-ashore-beach/story?id=35655865
      She is coming.

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 5 років тому +4

      @Carrot Cake O H Y E S .

    • @shadowdroid776
      @shadowdroid776 4 роки тому +5

      @@Ray-hk1zm I feel like I'm ready for Pam's ascendence on humanity, but I know I'll never truly be.

  • @theohaegele9011
    @theohaegele9011 4 роки тому +86

    "a spooky kabuki pizza skin man" is my favorite MF DOOM lyric.

  • @_bisclavret
    @_bisclavret 8 років тому +303

    23:41 "Hey..! Do battle on me!"
    Oh god, my sides.

    • @stayniftyGuyFaceMannPersonDude
      @stayniftyGuyFaceMannPersonDude 8 років тому +47

      +Wry Naught Don't spill any blood in my mouth, just kidding do!

    • @dinazir
      @dinazir 6 років тому +16

      I've been nasszzzttyy this whole time!!!

  • @jaybaars
    @jaybaars 7 років тому +662

    What if this is the original dark souls and everyone else's copy is messed

    • @casualcrisis6349
      @casualcrisis6349 5 років тому +24

      you say what if, as if this isn't the established truth

    • @GhostSoapO
      @GhostSoapO 4 роки тому +5

      casual crisis
      As fuckin if

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 2 роки тому +1

      This is the dark soul, the first one

    • @ace-smith
      @ace-smith 9 місяців тому +1

      this is actually true; fromsoftware packaged dark souls as an intentionally difficult "meme game" but it accidentally shipped with placeholder assets from a fantasy texture cd and inadvertently gained the tone it is now known for

  • @ionceateapinecone
    @ionceateapinecone 3 роки тому +77

    I came to pay my respects to the high res glossy jpeg of Louie Anderson.
    RIP, King.

  • @DarkfireTaimatsu
    @DarkfireTaimatsu 7 років тому +224

    I'm only disappointed the axe wasn't edited to be a pizza cutter~

  • @TheDirtbaggrif
    @TheDirtbaggrif 8 років тому +511

    Justin, Griffin this series is comedy fucking GOLD. Never change.

  • @P3t3rPizzarelli
    @P3t3rPizzarelli 6 років тому +65

    There's something about at 1:00 as the Arby's witch moves towards griffin, the disc pops up and the witch keeps moving until her head is in the middle of the disc, that just kills me everytime

  • @EhFrank
    @EhFrank 4 роки тому +51

    Griffin's line "Got that Big ol Pilgrim key, for me Big Pilgrim!" is still one of the weirdest line deliveries I ever heard, I love it.

  • @billsadler9130
    @billsadler9130 5 років тому +66

    The Final Pam is actually the Arby's witch. She broke out of Fallout 4 and Todd's grasp, and was left a damaged husk but gained magical powers while transfering to our reality. In giving this version of Dark Souls to Griffin, knowing that he is the only one who would try and use it, she gives her last ounce of strength be bring her offsipring to life, #NOID. The #NOID is now the only thing that is stopping Jaa'm from destroying this world by crashing it. The #NOID is our saviour.

  • @nosugrefalsi
    @nosugrefalsi 3 роки тому +86

    revisting this video in memory of louie Anderson, I think he would like being memorialized like this

  • @IanZWhite00
    @IanZWhite00 3 роки тому +61

    I think I just realized the fog gates are supposed to be nether portals, which is now my current favorite touch as of rewatch 178

  • @coIormebloodred
    @coIormebloodred 7 років тому +104

    "You'll have to take it up with the Arby's Witch." - Griffin McElroy, 2016.

  • @HammerspaceCreature
    @HammerspaceCreature 8 років тому +118

    The best part is the textures are probably higher quality than the original.

  • @brooke-lf
    @brooke-lf 8 років тому +206

    everyone has those lines in monster factory that never get old or die and kill them every time they rewatch
    "YOU'LL GET A FREE 2 PERCENT MILK" is one of mine

    • @benjireil4243
      @benjireil4243 4 роки тому +18

      mine is "do battle on me!"
      i hear it when i sleep

    • @bevanmccrory289
      @bevanmccrory289 3 роки тому +10

      Kids play in this graveyard, mister

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 3 роки тому +11

      “If you look close enough at ma stick, you’ll see ma favourite bahbel verses”

    • @defn0tjake
      @defn0tjake 2 роки тому

      he looks like a human sippy cup

    • @TylerBradford
      @TylerBradford 11 місяців тому

      WE ARE THE GREG-EATERS.
      THE DEBT MUST BE PAID.
      THE DEBT MUST BE PAID.
      Oh hello luv! I heard you were here about the debt!

  • @OctopusGrift
    @OctopusGrift 8 років тому +176

    I wouldn't want it for every episode, but I would watch more Arby's witch monster factorys.

  • @helenasommerville
    @helenasommerville 7 років тому +797

    weird how the arby's witch sounds like... exactly like garfield the deals wizard.

    • @thealmightynootdoodle5615
      @thealmightynootdoodle5615 5 років тому +59

      Helena Drake excuse you he is a warlock lol

    • @stevo8433
      @stevo8433 5 років тому +53

      @@thealmightynootdoodle5615 he minored in wizardry

    • @ensokoth4670
      @ensokoth4670 5 років тому +35

      They're married

    • @erynnkelly6075
      @erynnkelly6075 5 років тому +8

      Eli Wolper
      I ship it

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 5 років тому +30

      @@ensokoth4670 Hi
      Marriage reminds me
      Can we prove that Magic Brian wasn't engaged to Garfield The Deals Warlock?
      Because I don't think we can prove that Magic Brian wasn't engaged to Garfield The Deals Warlock.

  • @jkvlnt3403
    @jkvlnt3403 5 років тому +72

    When Juice says "Hey do battle on me, great knight!" it literally murders me.

  • @Hobartthedolphinboy
    @Hobartthedolphinboy 8 років тому +150

    Arbys Witch Factory HAS to become a thing

  • @BboyMrMaestro
    @BboyMrMaestro 8 років тому +81

    Love how this starts off like a MBMBaM clip.

  • @joshwalker4950
    @joshwalker4950 3 роки тому +54

    Rip to Louie, this was truly his greatest work

  • @Misakiu
    @Misakiu 8 років тому +504

    I can't eat pizza the same way again.

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 8 років тому +11

      I can

    • @mynameismud888
      @mynameismud888 8 років тому +7

      I can't eat Louie Anderson the same way again lmao XD

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 8 років тому +2

      +Mud Mug (Louie Anderson) I ate my running mate pizza! He was delicious.

    • @mynameismud888
      @mynameismud888 8 років тому

      Adorably Cute Asriel LMAO XD
      Do battle on me! XD

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 8 років тому

      +Mud Mug Don't get blood in my mouth. JK. Do! I still got some pepperoni in my teeth too!

  • @ricardocunha7982
    @ricardocunha7982 8 років тому +74

    I am sad that they did not do an actual separate video with tips.
    I would love to see the comments on that video.

  • @purpleYamask
    @purpleYamask 8 років тому +757

    where can i get my own copy of Fucking Annihilated MLG Arby-Witch Dark Souls?

    • @Izzi-n5f
      @Izzi-n5f 8 років тому +83

      +purpleYamask Find your own back alley Arby's™ witch

    • @purpleYamask
      @purpleYamask 8 років тому +22

      The closet restaurant to me like that is a wendys. Will that work?

    • @RosariaDF
      @RosariaDF 8 років тому +80

      Please don't ask such ridiculous questions, purpleYamask.

    • @XCAltoona
      @XCAltoona 8 років тому +59

      you don't get it
      it gets you

    • @mcmonster2724
      @mcmonster2724 8 років тому +65

      Your local GameStop carries some copies, but they never sell them. For the world's sake. You have to threaten them with death to get them to even bring it out of the safe in their sub-basement. The safe is also lined with lead, stainless steel, and pizza, so its totally resistant to anything getting in or out without the combination or some form of reality-warping ability.
      So the Arby-Witch is either really good at tunneling and opening safes, or she's really persuasive, or she can bend the fabric of space-time to her whim. I'm not sure which is scariest.

  • @Lateralus03
    @Lateralus03 8 років тому +351

    I've had to actually stop watching these so much because it's painful to laugh this hard

    • @inkunzipaw6905
      @inkunzipaw6905 6 років тому +7

      I'm just glad your pain is from laughing for once

  • @lukospicturehouse
    @lukospicturehouse 8 років тому +431

    Tip to Toe, this is a Noid.

    • @SvenHolgersson
      @SvenHolgersson 8 років тому +27

      +Luko's Picture House They're the Noidmen now

  • @kelvinc
    @kelvinc 3 роки тому +27

    Came here when I saw Louie Anderson passed. He made up laugh in ways even he didn't know.

  • @scrubsweep
    @scrubsweep 8 років тому +38

    "I'm Nasty! I've been Nasty this whole time!"
    Louis Anderson 2016

  • @Smothtiger
    @Smothtiger 8 років тому +101

    Suddenly... The Final Pam appears.
    I lost it there.

  • @johnblatt8032
    @johnblatt8032 4 роки тому +34

    Autoplay on UA-cam is both a colossal failure and in this case a win. I keep going from arby's witch to junker to arby's witch to junker to arby's witch...

  • @lorendaemon7945
    @lorendaemon7945 5 років тому +80

    I feel like Griffin and Justin are Diogenes and this Pizza Dark Souls Noid is the shaved chicken they've broken into the school to tell me to behold.
    I've beheld a...man?

  • @alexkennedy4990
    @alexkennedy4990 8 років тому +627

    Are these mods lore-friendly?

    • @kaburii9807
      @kaburii9807 7 років тому +99

      Well, they sure are... _Immersive._

    • @SirForwyn
      @SirForwyn 7 років тому +6

      PeanutButterfly AAAAAAAAMMERSIVE

    • @tommyboy3240
      @tommyboy3240 7 років тому +31

      I need a lore video right now about how pizza ties in with story

    • @ingonyama70
      @ingonyama70 7 років тому +50

      Yes.
      The Age of Fire cooks the Age of Pizza -- the Age of Man. That's why it's so important for the Age of Fire to end...because otherwise the Age of Pizza will be overcooked by the First Flame and burnt, and the darkness of the Carbon Pizzabyss will swallow all that exists.
      Soon, the flames will fade, and only Pizza will remain. And Louie Andersen.

    • @lilbroccole
      @lilbroccole 6 років тому

      Kabosu mxr is that you?

  • @Krajj54
    @Krajj54 3 роки тому +25

    RIP Louie Anderson thank you for the cheat code.

  • @100ftfox
    @100ftfox 8 років тому +79

    I just want Monster Factories in every day of my life.

  • @alecjahn
    @alecjahn 8 років тому +120

    You ever get side-tracked for just, like, 2 minutes... and go back to this tab and WHOA HOLY SH WHAT IS THAT

  • @bradenroy
    @bradenroy 8 років тому +197

    And the Arby's Witch's name? FINAL. PAM.

    • @ev5239
      @ev5239 6 років тому +11

      Braden Roy you do not kill final Pam. She come back. S T R O N G E R.

  • @theageofbees4443
    @theageofbees4443 8 років тому +98

    I died every time they said "Arby's Witch"

  • @Nussy1664
    @Nussy1664 3 роки тому +16

    RIP Louie. Watching in your memory!

  • @sillycorpse
    @sillycorpse 5 років тому +39

    for justin's super cute laugh, will update as i watch! all his laughs are cute but these are The Ones
    6:01
    8:13
    9:46
    11:46

  • @emily5679
    @emily5679 8 років тому +18

    "...I'm just gonna rip it and jack it."
    "Oh no"
    "Fuck yeah! Refreshment! Power! Energy! Strength! Bravery! Courage!"
    "Insulin."

  • @triplebog
    @triplebog 8 років тому +120

    The monster this episode is Justin's voice. Holy moley

    • @CursonaFun
      @CursonaFun 8 років тому +9

      wow sick thanks +bzone Lestad

  • @evie5375
    @evie5375 2 роки тому +14

    even if it is perhaps a nontraditional monster factory, this is still one of my favorite episodes

  • @Milesarc
    @Milesarc 8 років тому +157

    I want a Griffin and Justin let's play channel right fucking now

    • @korubi_eCSTatic
      @korubi_eCSTatic 8 років тому +1

      +Miles Arcan word.

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 7 років тому +11

      Already have one, it's called Polygon. :P

    • @korubi_eCSTatic
      @korubi_eCSTatic 7 років тому +2

      blarg2429 to be fair the boys were doing fewer video series last year

  • @evie5375
    @evie5375 3 роки тому +13

    rest in peace louie anderson

  • @unofficialbridge
    @unofficialbridge 8 років тому +65

    This Witch from behind the Arby's has done America a great service. She deserves like a million high fives.

  • @jobrown95
    @jobrown95 2 роки тому +12

    RIP Louie Anderson, President of Dark Souls (1953-2022)

  • @soozafone
    @soozafone 3 роки тому +23

    I heard the news that Louie Anderson had died and immediately came here to watch this video

  • @IrisCorven
    @IrisCorven Рік тому +3

    When the Mt. Dew Estus Flask hits, and Justin starts going... "OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY." is when the gag really takes off into lower orbit. That's when the 3rd stage of the rocket really fires off.

  • @bravetherainbow
    @bravetherainbow 8 років тому +203

    Griffin saying the word "scamp" might be my fetish

  • @badlo3320
    @badlo3320 8 років тому +13

    Gravity does % damage, so when you fell down you fell long enough for it to say, "alright 100% damage".

  • @Star-xm9pc
    @Star-xm9pc 8 років тому +15

    Listening to you both cry laughing is like a beautiful never-ending dream.

  • @EmissaryofWind
    @EmissaryofWind 8 років тому +103

    Man, I can't wait for you guys to get your hands on Dark Souls III

  • @drphiI
    @drphiI 8 років тому +34

    give us cold
    give us zest
    give us herbs

  • @indecentthinking
    @indecentthinking 3 роки тому +19

    Coming back to this after YEARS, what truly made me laugh the hardest was absolutely the bare minimum of acknowledgement of ‘BONFIRE LIT😂👌’ . Honorable mentions to CASUL, glossy pizza jpegs ft. Steve Harvey and the Pizza tunnel, and anything involving Louis Anderson. This entire video is gold but these are platinum lmao

  • @maddien8854
    @maddien8854 2 місяці тому +2

    The opening monologue of this is so iconic

  • @hollyfelis4197
    @hollyfelis4197 4 роки тому +5

    Justin: "You should make a guide for beating the Capra Demon, but make no reference to the fact that anything is out of the ordinary."
    Griffin, 10 seconds into the 'guide': "Climb up the pizza."

    • @yenee94
      @yenee94 4 роки тому

      What do you mean? You mean your dark souls is not mainly textured with pizza?

  • @fridaynightpizza7158
    @fridaynightpizza7158 7 років тому +13

    every time i hear justin's wheeze-laugh my heart is filled with joy

  • @EpicBeard815
    @EpicBeard815 3 роки тому +11

    RIP President of Dark Souls

  • @robynr3dhood
    @robynr3dhood 3 роки тому +13

    Rip Louie

  • @narcspector
    @narcspector 8 років тому +261

    #NOIDED

  • @DuncanZ64
    @DuncanZ64 8 років тому +29

    Oh.
    My god.
    I love you, Griffin.

  • @BiggNife
    @BiggNife 8 років тому +102

    oh my god the animal crossing bus on the loading screen

  • @justinkroboth360
    @justinkroboth360 3 роки тому +12

    We'll miss you, Louie.

  • @DamagePerHour
    @DamagePerHour 3 роки тому +10

    Rip to a real one Louie

  • @johncameron1935
    @johncameron1935 Рік тому +3

    Justin's rapid descent into madness is killing me

  • @lightbringerrituals3288
    @lightbringerrituals3288 11 місяців тому +3

    I truly want a tshirt that says “this isn’t my grandfathers dark souls”

  • @saraann23
    @saraann23 Рік тому +5

    This is truly the best advertisement for Arby's. Arby's will never make a mascot more memorable than the Arby's witch.

  • @BlueRozberry
    @BlueRozberry 8 років тому +39

    That tunnel looks like the colon of a Sbarro's manager...

  • @bjamiork
    @bjamiork 3 роки тому +9

    R.I.P. Louie :(

  • @matthewroth6405
    @matthewroth6405 3 роки тому +10

    RIP Louie Anderson

  • @abathingwilliam
    @abathingwilliam 3 роки тому +20

    louie anderson would be proud #riplouie

  • @LeahtheReds
    @LeahtheReds 3 роки тому +10

    Rip Mr Anderson

  • @rattyeely
    @rattyeely 5 років тому +17

    "Dark Souls Megan Trainer" is an underrated joke

  • @Everetses
    @Everetses 2 роки тому +11

    RIP Louie… they’re doing battle on him in heaven

  • @SeasideVultures
    @SeasideVultures 7 років тому +7

    Arby's official Twitter page has announced the Arbys Witch as canon. What a time to be alive.

  • @Epicfilms321
    @Epicfilms321 4 роки тому +5

    I found this from the wikipedia entry for "the Noid".
    I've never been more grateful for wikipedia existing than I am right now.

  • @johnstumpf93
    @johnstumpf93 3 роки тому +13

    Here for Louie Anderson! RIP legend

  • @justinkroboth360
    @justinkroboth360 5 років тому +4

    Three years on and this is still my favorite. Justin's reactions are priceless.

  • @spenceduggs
    @spenceduggs 11 місяців тому +2

    "Arby's Witch Dark Souls: Pizza Edition" isn't something I ever thought I'd hear, but here we are

  • @calibricalypso
    @calibricalypso 3 роки тому +4

    The fact that I saw a commercial with The Noid in it the other day makes the video even funnier this time around

  • @Sage_the_Turt
    @Sage_the_Turt 3 роки тому +12

    rip louie