Splatoon and the Human Species

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  • Опубліковано 7 жов 2024
  • I'd listen to fake squids sing rather than what most of the 21st century is producing right now and I'm not ashamed.

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  • @yeastymcfeasty372
    @yeastymcfeasty372 6 років тому +2372

    New game theory: when marina says "i wish humans were real" could that be a refernece to that one miiverse post that said "i wish squids were real" the world may never know

    • @monotonescreaming6144
      @monotonescreaming6144 6 років тому +252

      I’m 10000% sure that’s the case. It wouldn’t be the first time the dev team referenced their fanbase’s memes (see Shellfie’s reference with the leitmotif of “You’re a kid you’re a squid”)

    • @smugsdeadchannellol6184
      @smugsdeadchannellol6184 6 років тому +24

      Nice pfp.
      -Da Queen- Kanna

    • @lukegibson6044
      @lukegibson6044 6 років тому +42

      I'm calling up Mat Pat you need to be running fucking Game Theory.

    • @lukegibson6044
      @lukegibson6044 6 років тому +17

      FBI STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!

    • @mintybin
      @mintybin 6 років тому +27

      Man, splatoon’s reference game is lit

  • @ilanramires.7817
    @ilanramires.7817 6 років тому +852

    I think the milk of the cereal is Soy milk or Almond milk.

    • @chloeh6219
      @chloeh6219 6 років тому +12

      Ilan Ramires. I don’t know how I didn’t think of that

    • @rook15k
      @rook15k 6 років тому +46

      well first of all, it is said most of land life was destroyed or adapted to the rising water and the heat.
      thing is
      soy and almonds don't like heat and lot's of water
      also coconuts probably evolved into not-coconuts

    • @ilanramires.7817
      @ilanramires.7817 6 років тому +15

      I dont knox xD if in Splatoon there're trees and birds and probably there're many types of plants too.

    • @Eclipse_101
      @Eclipse_101 6 років тому

      Ilan Ramires. Thank you ;-;

    • @Eclipse_101
      @Eclipse_101 6 років тому

      summerlpsgirl no, squids are carnivores...

  • @acmal_8619
    @acmal_8619 6 років тому +1306

    I was taking this too seriously untill the end XD
    But humans are dead though ;_;

    • @mechaapple7552
      @mechaapple7552 6 років тому +45

      We are ded not big surprise

    • @golemkid7209
      @golemkid7209 6 років тому +17

      people forget we have boats

    • @acmal_8619
      @acmal_8619 6 років тому +22

      @@golemkid7209 As if a boat would last against tidal waves enough to flood the majority of earth AND 12,000 years.

    • @dljb1894
      @dljb1894 6 років тому +18

      Well what if...
      The only people left are the ones at the squid research lab
      Thus explaining how they talk about the inklings when the game was revealed
      This is just something to think about though

    • @acmal_8619
      @acmal_8619 6 років тому +6

      @@dljb1894 More speculation to a question that will never get answered. *sigh* Dang Nintendo and their habbit of never giving out answers to some of their lore secrets to their biggest games...

  • @_unreel
    @_unreel 6 років тому +410

    I don't think she was trying to deny the existence of humans, but rather saying that she wished humans still existed.
    Similar to how a kid might say "I wish dinosaurs were real!"

  • @aassttrraa9566
    @aassttrraa9566 6 років тому +280

    I think "I wish humans were real" is a reference to the "meme" "I wish squids were real" in Splatoon 1.

  • @soonyoungstigerphonecase3929
    @soonyoungstigerphonecase3929 6 років тому +185

    I wish friends were real

    • @iheartheartssss
      @iheartheartssss 5 років тому +4

      #relatable lol

    • @bucket8703
      @bucket8703 5 років тому +13

      It’s a secret feature but you need to be rich to afford it

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 5 років тому +1

      You need to pay a big fee of $20.00 plus tax for the friends DLC

    • @rico4376
      @rico4376 4 роки тому

      About my childhood *cries inside*

  • @sock4904
    @sock4904 5 років тому +225

    one time Pearl said: "I was digging in my backyard and found some human bones!" then Marina replied: "Human bones? Those things are everywhere."
    It kinda scared me tbh

    • @8bitty192
      @8bitty192 4 роки тому +11

      One thing. F o s s i l s

    • @shakinspider
      @shakinspider 3 роки тому +7

      That scared the shit out of me when I first saw that

    • @Legacy4500
      @Legacy4500 3 роки тому +5

      I say the Miis are the Humans in Splatoon. Because in super smash bros ultimate.. the inkling. And the Mii fighters has the same dizzy animations. And Same model height...

    • @SoyBeanie-
      @SoyBeanie- 3 роки тому +1

      Yea, the same thing just happened, I still have it on my screen.

  • @meta9492
    @meta9492 6 років тому +357

    But when it is shellendorf museum pearl and marina say “I found human bones in my garden yesterday” then marina says “I know those things are everywhere”

    • @module410
      @module410 6 років тому +22

      Look up our population.

    • @tovi3280
      @tovi3280 6 років тому +2

      ?

    • @module410
      @module410 6 років тому +15

      It's huge. No sh**, people are probably dying. Like, every 4 seconds.

    • @module410
      @module410 6 років тому +8

      Then again Octo Expansion proves everything wrong so bye

    • @kaberfucl8322
      @kaberfucl8322 6 років тому +1

      Sylvii
      Yay a recent argument

  • @sodakind6633
    @sodakind6633 6 років тому +398

    "I wish humans were real." Is just a just meme that the developers but in the game lol. Nice vid tho

    • @lukegibson6044
      @lukegibson6044 6 років тому +13

      Splatoon is after the event of Fortnite.
      Change my mind.

    • @chop3334
      @chop3334 6 років тому +12

      WAIT THAT FUCKING MAKES SENSE
      after the storm finaly consumed everything it made the world flood however the storm made squids and octopi evolve at a incredible rate becuase radioactive or some shit and then *cue the rest of splatoon*

    • @doukzu
      @doukzu 5 років тому +1

      @@chop3334 most intense crossover in history

    • @fawn5159
      @fawn5159 5 років тому +1

      Just a just meme?

    • @pray7056
      @pray7056 5 років тому +1

      wait, DOES MARINA KNOW ABOUT THE HUMAN GENITAL'S

  • @rook15k
    @rook15k 6 років тому +915

    But seriously, where did they get that milk?

  • @vinnywithay9909
    @vinnywithay9909 6 років тому +79

    The whole " this changes everything" part after hearing Callie and Marie's music makes sense, as one of the sunken scrolls in Splatoon 2 depicts Marina at a Inkling Party, enjoying herself. She was a soldier, and went AWOL after hearing Inkling Music

    • @sagehanson190
      @sagehanson190 6 років тому +13

      What? No she isn't at an inkling party, did you actually take in the scroll? it's depicts her witnessing the final boss fight of Splatoon 1, as you can see her holding the octoling goggles with several other octos around her. plus agent 3 is literally fighting dj octavio in frame

    • @satorumimi
      @satorumimi 5 років тому +1

      Vinny M. What does AWOL stand for?

    • @ChuChu-rq3ht
      @ChuChu-rq3ht 4 роки тому

      CatsAreCool absent without leave

    • @katiemckinney9456
      @katiemckinney9456 3 роки тому

      @@satorumimi Absent Without Official Leave.

  • @nataliehernandez9691
    @nataliehernandez9691 5 років тому +32

    Marina is an octoling-
    Oh we didn’t know that

    • @reypizza7902
      @reypizza7902 4 роки тому

      Natalie Hernandez
      Pearl didn't

  • @bugpesto
    @bugpesto 6 років тому +377

    I just spent 5 minutes of my time for a Fortnite joke
    You gained a sub :^)

    • @wutmagna7222
      @wutmagna7222 6 років тому +6

      Acheivement unlocked:
      Joke of the year

    • @M1ssKiera
      @M1ssKiera 6 років тому +1

      *Fortinite*

    • @tf3467
      @tf3467 4 роки тому

      I was gonna sub but never mind

  • @universethefoxfoxguardian6291
    @universethefoxfoxguardian6291 6 років тому +69

    “Or if it’s not milk at all”
    Hmmm 🤔
    *_THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE TOO SEXUAL HERE_*

  • @emeraldrocks0013
    @emeraldrocks0013 4 роки тому +18

    “Thanos was in Fortnite, which means the Fortnite lore is cannon in Splatoon”
    Me [talking about Fortnite]: *Know your freaking place-TRASH*

  • @someguy1855
    @someguy1855 6 років тому +58

    Guys I've figured it out
    It's the reason why white ink doesn't exist, it's because it looks like...
    Milk! And that means they use it in cereal. But the better question is
    Where did they learn to make cereal?

    • @thomasoof4558
      @thomasoof4558 6 років тому

      SomeGuy18 I don’t think that’s cereal it looks like French fry chips

    • @someguy1855
      @someguy1855 6 років тому +2

      It's clearly cereal, there's "milk" poured in and you use a spoon. And I'm not being serious when I say the ink is milk (just like how the video isn't being serious)

    • @charlotteburns1317
      @charlotteburns1317 6 років тому +5

      I think they googled HOw dO yoU maKE seerEEOL

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 6 років тому

      Uhm, Ketchup v Mayo, Chicken v. Egg, and Modern v. Retro all used white ink.

    • @ichikoo398
      @ichikoo398 4 роки тому +1

      @@YourCrazyDolphin Mayo was actually Light Yellow tho lol

  • @kaiden7481
    @kaiden7481 5 років тому +14

    If I’m not mistaken, I think “I wish humans were real.” Was a reference to the classic “I wish squids were real.” Meme.

  • @tables4life104
    @tables4life104 6 років тому +44

    Understandable

  • @inkcboy
    @inkcboy 5 років тому +7

    2019: humans
    5184: A army of WOOMYS

  • @slightlyistorical1776
    @slightlyistorical1776 5 років тому +17

    Here’s my theory:
    So, let’s say that the Inklings were made by the Americans in 1947. World War II is going on for a longer time period than in our own, so everyone is desperate to end the war as fast as possible. American scientists decided to make Squid super-soldiers to rival the Nazis. The experiments were a success, but their age was somehow screwed up, and the new super-soldiers are now 14-year-old Squid Kids. They seemed like a massive joke, but they proved their skills on the battlefield. All Inklings were sent with American troops to fight the Germans and to end the Nazi Regime once and for all. The Soviets also like the idea, so they made their own, the Octolings. Strangely enough the two new races got along very well and preferred to fight alongside each other. The Soviets and Americans began to start having a more positive relationship, but then Hitler’s scientists had beaten the Allies and made the first nuclear bomb. He launched them all over Europe, destroying many cities and killing millions. However some nukes backfired and destroyed Germany as well. The Inklings and Octos were able to escape to the Atlantic due to their fast speeds when in squid form, however the humans weren’t so lucky. Nuclear waste facilities are blown to shreds in both America and Russia, completely wiping out all of humanity and everything above the surface. The world becomes obliterated in Nuclear fallout, but the Inklings and Octolings survive in the oceans.
    In 2643, Inklings, Jellies, and Octolings have entirely replaced the human race. The Jellies are the backbone of this new society; government, running jobs, all of it, where as the Inklings and Octos are more of the citizens and military officials. In this year, the Inklings are settled in North America. Sea level had risen for the past century, taking a lot of costal areas below the surface. The countries and their history are long gone. But somehow, the Inklings discover an old book about the country that used to be where they were; the United States. Fascinated about the government and history, the Inkling government started to recreate a squid America, or in this case, the United Squids of America. The Octos, however, had found a very different book; Mein Kampf. The Octos become inspired by the author’s struggles and his leadership, and how they were the “Master Race,” while all other races were inferior. The memory of fighting against the Germans is completely lost, however most Inkling and Octo veterans are still alive at that time. A massive argument would take place over what to do and how to do it, but it was ruled that they would base their government off of the US. The Octolings, naturally, didn’t appreciate this and started a Fascist Revolution, but they got taken out. They moved Westward past the overflowing Mississippi River, but the environment there was too hostile, so they had to live underground near the coast. For the next years, the Inklings and Octos are separated by turf wars. Inkopolis, the United Squids’s capital, is settled right on the Mississippi River, which is practically an ocean at this point, and the Octos are only a few miles away.

  • @YourKingPyro
    @YourKingPyro 5 років тому +20

    Seems like a serious video
    Turns out to be a 5 min fortnite joke
    Is still worth the time watching and rewatching

  • @Sayora77
    @Sayora77 6 років тому +17

    iwoomynati confirmed

  • @TT-San
    @TT-San 6 років тому +265

    Bro it was fortnite all along

  • @clou-dy
    @clou-dy 5 років тому +9

    0:37 how does an inkling crack there knuckles of they don’t have bones?

  • @nunoosorio3832
    @nunoosorio3832 5 років тому +12

    "Humans still exist"
    Me: Because the Squid Research Lab is a thing, right?
    *founds a theory based on subjective bullocks*
    Me:.... This comunity needs to evolve a bit more...

  • @somegraperock9237
    @somegraperock9237 6 років тому +8

    If they make a fortnite splatfest, im going to burn my switch.
    *most likely not*

  • @Peter_Turbo4
    @Peter_Turbo4 5 років тому +5

    This video is the result of downing an entire Smirnoff and then refusing to sleep for a couple of days
    I've been there my friend

  • @tinyq555
    @tinyq555 6 років тому +14

    Not quite but there is a splatfest spoons vs forks:
    Spoon 2 vs forknight=
    Splatoon 2 vs fortnight

  • @xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888
    @xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888 6 років тому +5

    0:36 5 year olds at the mall

  • @karenbonds264
    @karenbonds264 4 роки тому +2

    What if in the next Splatoon game, there's Genetically augmented Humans that used sea creature DNA to let them live underwater to escape the war that caused Humanity's destruction. As time went on, the descendants of those refugees soon looked less Human, but more like anthropomorphic Eels, Dolphins, Sharks, Ect. They lived peacefully in their undersea home while the Inklings and Octolings inherited and squabbled over the limited land. However, that peace won't last for long...
    The games story begins with the Octolings discovering the existence of these "Hydro Sapiens" and then proceed to raid and capture a bunch of them, tearing them away from their families and being confined in small spaces.
    After experimenting on the creatures, they found out that these "Hydro Sapiens" were the only remnants of Homo Sapiens. These creatures also have powerful water based abilities. In the Sunken Scrolls, they claim Humans have small brains, so by that logic, these creatures can be easily trained as nothing more than terrifying weapons of turf war against the Inklings.
    Apparently, the Scrolls need updating, because these Hydro Sapiens, these former Humans, are just as, if not more so, intelligent as any Octoling or Inkling!
    The five Specimens escaped captivity (not without washing away a few Octolings in their path), seeing that they're far from their homes, the H. Sapiens make their way to the closest place of familiarity: the Inkling cities.
    The creatures wreak havoc, but always elude capture. Normal Ink does nothing to these creatures except temporarily blind them if they get in their eyes, but a single blast of water will easily wipe out whole teams of Inklings! Essentially keeping to the theme of Chaos for the third game.
    In this third installment, you can play as either an Inkling or Octoling, and using special ink created just for capturing the H. Sapiens, you have to contain all five of these creatures, but each creature has its own Skill, the Eel creates electric traps if your not on ink, The Shark is a relentless hunter, the Dolphin can pinpoint your location and targets you with sniper level accuracy, the Leafy Sea Dragon can deflect projectiles forcing you into playing a game of Ganon tennis with the creature, while the final Boss resembles a tall, humanoid octopus (Like a mix of Bikini Bottom Horror's Squidward and Cthulhu) that you fight on a pile of Human and Inkling trash floating in the sea.
    After capturing all the creatures, they're all put in containment tanks where you can visit them. At first, the H. Sapiens are incredibly hostile towards you as their captor, but if you visit them every real time day, The H. Sapiens will start to become less and less aggressive. They speak in a language your Inkling/Octoling can't understand, so a prototype translator could help you piece together what they're saying. You can give the Hydro Sapiens their favorite food judging by the hints given to you through the Translator, and even help pass the time by playing simple games with them, they're also really into music. Playing the song they want to listen to on your jukebox will help the creatures warm up to you more. The H. Sapiens can also tell you stories and lore about themselves.
    Eventually, one of the H. Sapiens will escape their containment, not to cause any more chaos, but to actually join you on the outside world. This is your reward for befriending the H. Sapiens. You'll be able to let one of the high kinship Hydro Sapiens assist you in Turf Wars and other game modes!
    Hydro Sapiens can be used once a match in Turf War, easily turning the tides of battle. Shark hunts down prey, it can easily wipe out an entire team! Dolphin will show you how much progress you and your opponent has during the game, if you're not doing so hot, Dolphin can snipe enemies and wash away ink. Eel is a devious trapper, if an opponent steps on your inked turf, they'll be shocked, making them easy targets you can pick off.
    L.S.Dragon is a return to sender, if an Ultimate from the enemy activates, it reverses the attack right back at them, also turning the attack the same color as your team.
    Finally, Octopus/Cthulhu. This bad boy will wipe out 20% of all ink on the field, yours or opponents, so it's fair game for all.
    If that seems a bit OP, two of your teammates will have a specific Trap to cancel out the H. Sapiens. However, the problem is: The H. Sapiens on either team is a suprise: if you brought a Octopus and Shark Trap with you but the opponent has the Eel...Yeah...
    If you're playing Salmon Run, the H. Sapiens are basically Tatical Nukes in COD. Dolphin, in this mode, will revive your teammates and show you where Salmon Eggs are on the map, L.S.Dragon creates invincibility, while Octothulu will obliterate waves of enemies.
    So Yeah, Humans are still around in the Splatoon world, just not in the way you think.

  • @ACCB710
    @ACCB710 6 років тому +7

    Splatoon is 100% illuminati confirmed

  • @daisydoggo7754
    @daisydoggo7754 4 роки тому +2

    Plot twist:
    *Inklings produce milk in splatoon 3*

  • @alphablacksmith9307
    @alphablacksmith9307 6 років тому +20

    OK you interest me at the beginning but you lost me at the end

  • @enchilordo8562
    @enchilordo8562 6 років тому +4

    That ending made me commit air not get to lungs

  • @reitsuki1700
    @reitsuki1700 6 років тому +20

    Who made those milk?
    *insert Lenny face*

  • @t0mmy_cr
    @t0mmy_cr 6 років тому +1

    I actually posted a 11 second 480p video (probably lower) of that news quote. Since i don’t have a lot of subs, not a lot of people saw the news dialogue. I really am happy that someone who’s videos get recommended to people posted it!

  • @woopnavevo3507
    @woopnavevo3507 6 років тому +3

    I called it, Thanos was cannon to Splatoon

  • @SorryDearie
    @SorryDearie 6 років тому +10

    I belived everthing he said until he said fortnite😥

  • @OutlawKING111
    @OutlawKING111 5 років тому +1

    I think the reason Marina and other Octolings become normal after hearing Callie and Marie's music is because of the frequencies they might use. Like the pitches could interfere with Octavios tech.

  • @coberrycheesesnek4769
    @coberrycheesesnek4769 5 років тому +7

    Marina probably avoids the subject of humans because of Fortnite.
    Jk, its because octopus is delicious. Its a known fact from my dad and I that octopi are amazing!

  • @tjclews
    @tjclews 6 років тому +2

    But what about tartar in the octo expansion
    Tartar is a ai construct created 12000 years ago by a brilliant professor who owned the cat in the game judd. his prime directive is to pass humanity's vast knowledge on to the next worthy Lifeform when the squids and octos came here thought they were ready but when he saw them transform into humanoids he was disguted he thought the inklings turf war was wage war over minor genetic deviations and trivial fashion choices so he creates a new prime directive destroy inkopolis and start a new so he creates a company called kamabo co and starts telling everyone to collect thangs which forms a blender and turns them into sanitised octerians from a primordial ooze so he can destroy inkopolis

  • @nebula813
    @nebula813 6 років тому +4

    You earned yourself a sub thanks to your amazing skillz

  • @scottydude456
    @scottydude456 6 років тому +5

    Splatoon 2 battle royal confirmed?

  • @dojasbulldog
    @dojasbulldog 5 років тому +6

    change your name to ''The Enchanted Woomy''

  • @Dan-to2nm
    @Dan-to2nm 4 роки тому +2

    Marina:I wish humans were real me:I’m a human and you’ve been humaned

  • @dreamhunter5011
    @dreamhunter5011 6 років тому +48

    i believed it until he started on fortnite because FORTNITE SUCKS

    • @shlecko
      @shlecko 6 років тому +3

      r/wooosh

    • @HoustonHeartStopper
      @HoustonHeartStopper 5 років тому +1

      Blame the whiny kids who play it not the game itself.

    • @EightBitCD
      @EightBitCD 5 років тому +4

      %100 agreed on fortnite that fortnite sucks

    • @varian2666
      @varian2666 5 років тому

      Whoosh

  • @colezurs
    @colezurs 3 роки тому +2

    How did they get milk? Marina.

  • @byoders_
    @byoders_ 6 років тому +9

    good job

  • @koisuru854
    @koisuru854 4 роки тому +1

    The Nintendo’s in the Octo Expansion stages could be things make from these times, but they could survive then.

  • @inkly6434
    @inkly6434 6 років тому +12

    How come the inklings in Splatoon 1 dance better than the inklings in splatoon 2!!? X3

    • @genocidalsmoothie1554
      @genocidalsmoothie1554 6 років тому +7

      Splatoon 2 had Off the Hook dance moves to go off on
      Splatoon 1 had Squid Sister dance moves to go off on
      *squid sisters are just superior to big forehead mcgee and michelle obama*

    • @pineappleprism1852
      @pineappleprism1852 6 років тому +3

      LOL MICHELLE OBAMA

    • @Soup_SSB
      @Soup_SSB 6 років тому +3

      I like them both but I lost it At Michele Obama

    • @joshuagabrielcatindig7607
      @joshuagabrielcatindig7607 5 років тому +1

      @@genocidalsmoothie1554 that was funny and mean at the same time. 😂

  • @ssilent8202
    @ssilent8202 2 роки тому +1

    From the ending alone…
    You’ve earned a sub from me, my friend

  • @nebula813
    @nebula813 6 років тому +7

    Game Theory V.2?

  • @itzizzyplays9939
    @itzizzyplays9939 4 роки тому +1

    When marina was my favourite character
    I need to think again :)

  • @indeeditsabandoned
    @indeeditsabandoned 5 років тому +4

    2:57 did u use some typ of halo music?

  • @ESimplyJ
    @ESimplyJ 6 років тому +1

    I fucking love this.
    At first I was taking it seriously and then just, *F O R T N I T E*

  • @leaker1196
    @leaker1196 6 років тому +3

    It may be a joke but you make a good point

    • @zbroadcast3414
      @zbroadcast3414 5 років тому

      Leaker The master of memes It's really not that far fetched of an idea that the Inkling Have no idea of any Human settlements far from Inkopolis. In fact, they don't even know that the Octarians still exist.

  • @sayrehackworth1007
    @sayrehackworth1007 5 років тому

    I’ve been watching your vids for the past hour and I have decided to subscribble

  • @ronniexfile7701
    @ronniexfile7701 6 років тому +4

    Splatoon 3 about humans

    • @flaviof6799
      @flaviof6799 6 років тому +1

      Ronnie XFILE human expansion, but no. Better is salmon expansion

    • @charlotteburns1317
      @charlotteburns1317 6 років тому +1

      Next after salmon will be... OCTONAUTS EXPANSION

    • @justatoaster3140
      @justatoaster3140 6 років тому

      Nav check rule 34

    • @nerdsmyspiritanimal2676
      @nerdsmyspiritanimal2676 3 роки тому

      @@flaviof6799 I wanna see at least one live human or at least clear implications of one!

  • @peripower276
    @peripower276 4 роки тому +1

    •How did they get the milk?•
    *_DA COCONUT NUT IS A BIG BIG NUT_*

  • @Sayan_over
    @Sayan_over 6 років тому +3

    Dass no milk

  • @ParaternalSkies64
    @ParaternalSkies64 5 років тому +1

    I knew that Marina was an Octoling from the start

  • @onlyf676
    @onlyf676 6 років тому +12

    FORTNITE IS IN DIFFERENT PLANET LOL.
    AND SPLATOON IN EARTH

  • @serglian8558
    @serglian8558 6 років тому +1

    I think there are like a handful of smaller stronger humans left,living in secrecy in the splatoon world.

  • @Aaronleoxy
    @Aaronleoxy 6 років тому +3

    .....So Fortnite tells it all?

  • @pikagamer2944
    @pikagamer2944 5 років тому +2

    Theory:
    To the inklings and octolings, humans are considered mythical creatures. I know we humans have mythical creatures (pegasus, griffin, etc.), so the inklings and octolings must have mythical creatures, too. When Marina says, "i wish humans were real", she's saying she wants to see the mythical creature, us. What Im basically saying is humans are considered mythical creatures in the inkling culture.

    • @nerdsmyspiritanimal2676
      @nerdsmyspiritanimal2676 3 роки тому +1

      They've.dug up skeletons, made crude portraits, discovered faded photos of them and a lot more. I think Marina may wish she wants to meet a live Human.

  • @fishnim1927
    @fishnim1927 6 років тому +3

    I'm reporting this

  • @nickizanewb8433
    @nickizanewb8433 4 роки тому +1

    It took me way to long to figure out he was joking.

  • @theweirdpotato3606
    @theweirdpotato3606 6 років тому +2

    NO.
    KEEP FORTNITE OUT OF SPLATOON.
    FORTNITE PLAYERS ARE WEAK!

  • @m3rpyd3rpydoe99
    @m3rpyd3rpydoe99 6 років тому +1

    I always thought that humans were the ones that gives the splatfests....

  • @typikachu7825
    @typikachu7825 6 років тому +1

    the cereal ad, human bones, the octarians, the amiibo box, the floating human devices, the inklings are in super smash bros, megaman is in super smash bros, megaman is in marvel vs capcom, thanos is in marvel vs capcom, thanos was in fortnite, fortnite has humans, which means...the fortnite lore is cannon, in splatoon two, i rest this case with you, TEW.

  • @juliehudson3556
    @juliehudson3556 6 років тому +1

    Yeah I think there is a small village of humans still left near the middle of the islands left ...completely isolated from the outside world. Until now

  • @ZittletheDalekborn
    @ZittletheDalekborn 5 років тому

    I'll be honest, this was getting me good and then it got me real good at the ending. Great video!

  • @Kunmao
    @Kunmao 6 років тому

    "i wish humans were real" was a callback joke to "sonic is so cool, i wish hedgehogs were real" and everyone in the square saying things like "inklings are so cool, i wish squids were real"

  • @PKFoyer
    @PKFoyer 5 років тому

    Marina was hypnotized, in the story she in the crowd cheering on agent 3 while you where fighting DJ octarion. She's just confused with no memory. Because she hypnotized.

  • @RickTS
    @RickTS 3 роки тому

    One of the chatrooms also reveal that she indeed infact,Work with the Octarians and also says that she is the one respinsible for making all the tech and weaponry for DN Octavio and there's also a sunken scroll with an art/Image of her with the Octarians with the splatoon 1 Hypno shades but...they were off...

  • @juanjugmail8862
    @juanjugmail8862 6 років тому +1

    One day Pearl said this while announcing shelendorf Institute:
    Pearl: Yesterday I found some bones in my backyard
    Marina: Human bones? Those are everywhere!

    • @nerdsmyspiritanimal2676
      @nerdsmyspiritanimal2676 3 роки тому

      That's because humans went extinct after they melted Antarctica during a war and rising Sea Levels wiped them out.

  • @leoo4842
    @leoo4842 5 років тому

    Who are the good guys now
    -Inklings
    -Octolings
    Who are now the good guys?

  • @superkubaryxd5827
    @superkubaryxd5827 3 роки тому

    I think that a human expansion would be cool too!

  • @LTDragoonIII
    @LTDragoonIII 5 років тому

    Damn you. I was following this. Well done.

  • @Systemerrorick
    @Systemerrorick 6 років тому

    Tbh i completly agree with the description

  • @jackhills8823
    @jackhills8823 4 роки тому +1

    Inklings have belly buttons, meaning they give birth through pregnancy, so it could be inkling milk...

    • @nerdsmyspiritanimal2676
      @nerdsmyspiritanimal2676 3 роки тому

      But Squids aren't mammels! They lay eggs. What if the belly button is just a fashion thing Inklings once again copied from humans?

  • @smilerpunk922
    @smilerpunk922 5 років тому

    Nice description. I completely agree with you.

  • @aaronkaven
    @aaronkaven 6 років тому +1

    "I wish humans were real" we are. Will we all be forgotten? Everything we accomplished gone?

    • @nightwinggamer5366
      @nightwinggamer5366 6 років тому

      how can we be real of our eyes aren't real

    • @genocidalsmoothie1554
      @genocidalsmoothie1554 6 років тому

      The US is a thing of the past
      *only pearls Union of Soviet Squid Republics remain (USSR)*

    • @Roarrior.
      @Roarrior. 5 років тому

      Aaron Brown they're from a different continuity.

  • @dorothy5466
    @dorothy5466 6 років тому +1

    *ALMONDS.* JUST *ALMONDS*

  • @Smug-Sonic
    @Smug-Sonic 5 років тому

    I'VE BEEN GETTING EVIDENCE TOO THANK YOU SO MUCH

  • @thecelestialstarship
    @thecelestialstarship 6 років тому

    The overdramatic Bowser Jr galaxy music all for a FORTNITE JOKE 😂

  • @tacokuri
    @tacokuri 6 років тому

    That description is my soul

    • @MB32904
      @MB32904 6 років тому

      your profile pic is my soul

  • @eze10gun8
    @eze10gun8 6 років тому

    Your wisdom has illuminated me

  • @BelugaBangers1
    @BelugaBangers1 6 років тому +2

    Almond milk

  • @amtheyes
    @amtheyes 5 років тому

    Not hundreds THOUSANDS. 13000 to be precise

  • @ersanparnikov2967
    @ersanparnikov2967 5 років тому +1

    the fact that pearl says about human bones, and sunken scrolls where judd was frozen until splatoon's events, could mean that half of million humans could do the SAME thing as judd did! freezing theirselfs in cryogenic capsules under waterbunkers(deep underground where water can't enter), this in turn means that inklings and other species didn't find them yet!

    • @nerdsmyspiritanimal2676
      @nerdsmyspiritanimal2676 3 роки тому

      I heard that no one other than scientists werelistening to the warnings of rising Sea Levels except the professor who built a capsule to save Judd. He may have not had enough time, resources, or effort to build one for Humans though. The Skeleton with wii u is 12000 years old while Judd was 10000 which means we went extinct 2000 years in the future. I think one could have been frozen naturally but not in a capsule because only the Professor constructed one.

  • @TheXMan
    @TheXMan 4 роки тому

    Ok that actually would explain why Fortnight stole the rain, ink jet, and the look AND NAME of the baller

  • @rafboi3315
    @rafboi3315 4 роки тому +1

    Humans are real pearl

  • @asheio22bsp3
    @asheio22bsp3 5 років тому

    "So do you still want more proof? More than-THE CEREAL ADD???"

  • @dignity8183
    @dignity8183 6 років тому

    I found this and I am questioning everything

  • @amandasitter4068
    @amandasitter4068 2 роки тому +1

    Humans hybrid squid+humans=inkling

  • @pokemonsisters
    @pokemonsisters 6 років тому

    You had me in the first half im not gonna lie.

  • @XxItsHimGamingAndMemes
    @XxItsHimGamingAndMemes 6 років тому

    underrated channel

  • @nicktheprick666
    @nicktheprick666 6 років тому

    Well considering that Splatoon is set many years in the future, it's not impossible that humans may have made technology to escape the planet to either go somewhere else or wait until they can go back to the planet.