Marco Pierre White KNORR parody (attempt 1)

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  • Опубліковано 4 січ 2025
  • Marco has been instructed by his Knorr sponsors to cook another delicious meal. Join him to learn this exciting recipe.

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  • @willbobagginsIV
    @willbobagginsIV 5 років тому +3964

    The smashing sound when he puts the olive oil down had me rolling

  • @hugieinarsson319
    @hugieinarsson319 5 років тому +3916

    What we’re going to cook now is..the family favourite, the children’s favourite. WATER.....and STOCKPOT

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber 4 роки тому +85

      i totally died at this part already my jaw hurts

    • @ethanii7544
      @ethanii7544 4 роки тому +72

      It’ll take..... 25 minutes to cook it

    • @ChristopherTradeshow
      @ChristopherTradeshow 4 роки тому +10

      @@ethanii7544 only 25 minutes?!

    • @Oligarchi
      @Oligarchi 4 роки тому +6

      This was fantastic. I'm in tears :D

    • @deppressedlad1456
      @deppressedlad1456 4 роки тому +4

      Reading this comment the he says those words is fucking hilarious

  • @Itskilo
    @Itskilo 4 роки тому +842

    I heard when the camera wasn't looking he sneakily added an 11th stock pot

  • @colin-campbell
    @colin-campbell 4 роки тому +1397

    This is the best meme subculture I’m a part of.

    • @Mg4life0331
      @Mg4life0331 4 роки тому +7

      It’s much better than the MJ version ones.

    • @adamsipione
      @adamsipione 4 роки тому +73

      It could be the best meme subculture you are part of. Or not. It's your choice.

    • @floridaman727
      @floridaman727 4 роки тому +2

      Absolutely agree

    • @jackhowe5579
      @jackhowe5579 3 роки тому +8

      This and To Catch a Predator

  • @nikkocepe20
    @nikkocepe20 5 років тому +1057

    Essentials of an MPW recipe:
    - "Simple"
    - "Your choice"
    - "No real recipe"
    - Knorr stock pot

    • @mike2652
      @mike2652 5 років тому +11

      Nikko Cepe “delicious!”

    • @EmperorMingg
      @EmperorMingg 5 років тому +46

      Referencing his mother mother’s Italian heritage.

    • @XD-gx5be
      @XD-gx5be 5 років тому +52

      and "olivol"

    • @MBblink182
      @MBblink182 5 років тому +25

      And if we’re really going to be honest, it needs another stock pot.

    • @Shintigercurl
      @Shintigercurl 4 роки тому +1

      @brandy b and here is the recipe.

  • @tempo1889
    @tempo1889 5 років тому +278

    0:31 best part.

  • @ToniNoir
    @ToniNoir 6 років тому +2025

    Good job. I lost it already on the olive oil part.

    • @felixfarmeynkamin3658
      @felixfarmeynkamin3658 5 років тому +52

      I lost it at ""Lets make an all time favorite: Water and stock pot." already lol

    • @hanzohasashi7634
      @hanzohasashi7634 5 років тому +25

      u mean olivol ?

    • @arturovelas554
      @arturovelas554 4 роки тому +6

      @@hanzohasashi7634 volleyball?

    • @Mr_Makina
      @Mr_Makina 4 роки тому +1

      @@arturovelas554 volley oil ?

    • @samyujin7260
      @samyujin7260 3 роки тому +5

      That cracking sound when he put it back onto the table

  • @ToxiloGames
    @ToxiloGames 5 років тому +732

    If he trains, work hard, have faith, and pushes himself to the limit he might be able to get a job in the real Knorr chicken stock pot factory.

    • @dubiousdove782
      @dubiousdove782 5 років тому +36

      That's the American Dream 🇺🇸

    • @andymatheson82
      @andymatheson82 4 роки тому +34

      @@dubiousdove782 when I die I would like my body to be cooked and reduced into a stock

    • @jeffdekimpe1746
      @jeffdekimpe1746 4 роки тому +24

      @@andymatheson82 Along with a simple ceremony. Or not, your choice.

    • @andymatheson82
      @andymatheson82 4 роки тому +9

      @@jeffdekimpe1746 maybe a small ceremony

    • @matt-ek4rz
      @matt-ek4rz 4 роки тому +7

      @@andymatheson82 Little bit of ceremony.

  • @ginko1548
    @ginko1548 4 роки тому +162

    this is exactly how my dear mother used to do it.

  • @chadthundercock7897
    @chadthundercock7897 5 років тому +540

    "You ask: why do I season my water with chicken stock pot? I'm the last person to ask haha."
    I'm dead. 🤣👌

    • @brentdavius6829
      @brentdavius6829 2 роки тому +4

      Ditto😭🙏💛🤳

    • @InzidenzPanik
      @InzidenzPanik 2 роки тому +4

      "Why do I season my stockpot instead of my water? "

  • @Colin-kh6kp
    @Colin-kh6kp 4 роки тому +294

    Knorr: Hey Marco, can you advertise our stock pots?
    Marco: Do I have to pretend I care or make any effort?
    Knorr: I don’t think that will be necessary

  • @haten1
    @haten1 4 роки тому +148

    The broken glass sound when he puts the olive oil down got me good. Nice editing.

    • @23_rior19
      @23_rior19 3 роки тому +5

      >> It was real. It broke truly.

    • @Losrandir
      @Losrandir 2 роки тому +1

      Whatever Marco puts down, he destroys

  • @TheJesusNacho
    @TheJesusNacho 6 років тому +954

    "Never expect me to sell my heart."
    - Marco Pierre White

    • @MrZork33
      @MrZork33 5 років тому +163

      marco pierre white's heart costs how many knorr stock pots exactly?

    • @TheJesusNacho
      @TheJesusNacho 5 років тому +33

      @@MrZork33 Few

    • @thetacoguy4787
      @thetacoguy4787 5 років тому +114

      He never sold his heart though. Hes said many times that he loves knorr before the sponership. He dosent like high class fine dining anymore so he prefers the pots.

    • @HarshNerf
      @HarshNerf 5 років тому +60

      @@thetacoguy4787 I love a big Mac with a stock pot on top

    • @escfxp
      @escfxp 5 років тому +5

      @@MrZork33 10

  • @Bushmills21
    @Bushmills21 3 роки тому +72

    Marco's halting speech cadence is so easy to edit into brilliance.

  • @Losrandir
    @Losrandir 2 роки тому +55

    He never sold his heart, he seasoned it with beef stock pot. He never sold his soul, he mixed it in with a generous amount of olive oil. He never sold his true self, he mixed all types of stock cubes into an almighty omnipotent paste, smeared and rubbed it all over his body, into and under his very skin, took a generous bath in olive oil, and soon became Marco 2.0; made himself into an immortal being of pure seasoning, more powerful than Knorr itself.

    • @nocre2948
      @nocre2948 2 роки тому +5

      absolutely knorryfying

    • @Alacard0malley
      @Alacard0malley Рік тому +1

      That was better than the last 10 years of star wars movies

    • @Mustafiz1972
      @Mustafiz1972 Рік тому +1

      The best comment I have read on UA-cam, EVER! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dylanwilliams7868
    @dylanwilliams7868 4 роки тому +988

    "You may think a lot of olive oil... and maybe there is."
    -Europeans explaining their cooking style to Americans

    • @NamNguyen-qg1bh
      @NamNguyen-qg1bh 4 роки тому +37

      Mainly Mediterranean kitchen though

    • @xano2921
      @xano2921 4 роки тому +8

      We don't use that much olive oil, that's disgusting

    • @xano2921
      @xano2921 4 роки тому +11

      @@NamNguyen-qg1bh the best diet, the Mediterranean diet

    • @dylanwilliams7868
      @dylanwilliams7868 4 роки тому +9

      @@xano2921 Have you ever been to Spain

    • @Guilloz96
      @Guilloz96 4 роки тому +11

      @@dylanwilliams7868 I am spanish, never used that much olive oil in a dish

  • @TrufDaddy95
    @TrufDaddy95 4 роки тому +190

    "The children favorite. Water and a stock pot" had me laughing so hard I didn't hear anything else from the video.

    • @onixjaded3530
      @onixjaded3530 3 роки тому +7

      Yes! I had to stop the video, I was crying and wondering if I was going to make it through the whole video! Hysterical!

    • @SquidwardLSDSquirtingOctopussy
      @SquidwardLSDSquirtingOctopussy 3 роки тому +4

      The Finnish call this "Naudanliha keksi maidolla" It translates to beef flavored cookie with milk.
      Its tradition to dip a knorr stock pot into a warm glass of milk. Especially during the holiday season.
      Very delicious.

    • @brentdavius6829
      @brentdavius6829 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/z7RGgHsTjIs/v-deo.html

    • @brentdavius6829
      @brentdavius6829 2 роки тому

      @@onixjaded3530 ua-cam.com/video/z7RGgHsTjIs/v-deo.html

    • @drmether9150
      @drmether9150 2 роки тому

      That caught me off guard!

  • @jackbeckett2838
    @jackbeckett2838 6 років тому +506

    It makes me uncomfortable how he vigorously shakes in the olive oil

    • @falkreathguard7895
      @falkreathguard7895 6 років тому +6

      olive oil doesnt drip out of the bottle a whole lot

    • @robhannigan7562
      @robhannigan7562 5 років тому +33

      I like when he puts it down. Glass shatters.

    • @JokersRWildStudios
      @JokersRWildStudios 5 років тому +4

      LITERALLY JERKING IT OFF.

    • @jirehchoo2151
      @jirehchoo2151 4 роки тому +4

      you haven't seen how Gordon Ramsay drinks olive oil

    • @mogtrader8
      @mogtrader8 4 роки тому

      @@jirehchoo2151 LOL Where?

  • @The_OneManCrowd
    @The_OneManCrowd 4 роки тому +81

    "And there...is our Knorr Stockpot" LOL

  • @lukesmith262
    @lukesmith262 5 років тому +643

    I was hoping at the end when he is tasting he just goes:
    needs another stock pot

    • @guido7095
      @guido7095 4 роки тому +9

      "A libble bit more olive oil" would be even funnier

  • @raoul9016
    @raoul9016 4 роки тому +36

    After watching this Recipe, I tried cooking it for my family and loved ones. THEY LOVED IT....
    Thank you, Marco you're a great chef. So easy, so quick. It's a weekly dinner now in my household.
    Water and Stockpot...
    Genius!!

    • @SonMD1
      @SonMD1 2 роки тому +4

      you forgot the tiny bit of olive oil

  • @balamx2802
    @balamx2802 4 роки тому +48

    "Sometimes I like to do a line of Knorr Stockpot. Vegetable or beef. it's your choice, really."

    • @keithpatrick156
      @keithpatrick156 Рік тому +2

      A mystery box - unlabeled stock pot variety pack. Makes the children go "YAYYYY!"

  • @SpartanHighKing14
    @SpartanHighKing14 4 роки тому +152

    Some people laugh at mainstream memes, and then there's us 🤣🤣🤣. The Marco Pierre White fandom has to be one of the strangest fandoms on the internet 🤣. And to be honest, its our choice really.

  • @Mecha120
    @Mecha120 5 років тому +62

    1:06 I guess that's how you do the number 10 with one hand.

    • @Samastano
      @Samastano 4 роки тому +2

      👁👄👁

    • @Mg4life0331
      @Mg4life0331 4 роки тому +3

      Underrated comment of the year

  • @DeclanProud
    @DeclanProud 4 роки тому +36

    I lost it at this. Tears streaming down my face, nose running, hysterical laughter. We all have those bizzare things that suddenly set us off.. this was one of them!

  • @mike2652
    @mike2652 5 років тому +61

    0:15 Genus manna volleyball

  • @gennanam
    @gennanam 3 роки тому +1

    I don't know why I started getting Marco pierre videos recommended. But I'm glad I am.

  • @Tiagotaf
    @Tiagotaf 4 роки тому +17

    If your new bottle of olive oil isn't empty by time you're done cooking, you're doing it wrong!

  • @TheMTOne
    @TheMTOne 11 місяців тому +2

    I still watch this all the time. Always good for a laugh, and yet it still hits home also in truth.

  • @mrbfant
    @mrbfant 6 років тому +112

    I think we’ll put 10 here...
    Bahahaha

    • @retrofusion456
      @retrofusion456 5 років тому

      FUCKING SALTY IN REAL LIFE

    • @gutenman7112
      @gutenman7112 5 років тому +1

      Just water and stock pot . Lol

    • @Nhyufll
      @Nhyufll 4 роки тому

      Dont forget the olive oil

  • @sebastianholzl4668
    @sebastianholzl4668 3 роки тому +2

    No olive oil bottles were harmed in the making of this video

  • @malcolmdevlin3434
    @malcolmdevlin3434 3 роки тому +19

    Marco's stock pot meme will always be funnier than Gordon's lamb sauce meme

  • @xekind
    @xekind 3 роки тому +1

    I have no idea what I did to deserve this recommendation.

  • @darkman2807
    @darkman2807 Рік тому +5

    I like how he just made a giant stock pot for the whole family to enjoy

  • @ryanlocke1117
    @ryanlocke1117 3 роки тому +2

    And there is your KNORR STOCKPOT......

  • @BypassAdult1
    @BypassAdult1 3 роки тому +9

    love how the stockpot flavour went from vegetable to chicken and back to vegetable again

  • @Thecelestial1
    @Thecelestial1 3 роки тому +6

    Thanks man haven’t laughed this hard in a bit. The first olive oil chug session had me rolling.

  • @kingjawbo1110
    @kingjawbo1110 3 роки тому +3

    "You may think a lot of olive oil and maybe there is 😈" LMFAO

  • @ramzini
    @ramzini 5 років тому +19

    "The families favorite, the childrens favorite" ha!

  • @billybear9296
    @billybear9296 3 роки тому +5

    This was absolutely entertaining, especially after watching so many of his videos. He obviously has a well developed funny bone.

  • @rtmorii
    @rtmorii 3 роки тому +7

    The way he said "I'm the last person to ask!" had me 😂😂

  • @roompa2271
    @roompa2271 4 роки тому +21

    Marco: "You may think a lot of olive oil"
    .
    Marco: ...still pouring...
    .
    .
    Marco: "and maybe there is".

  • @TheAusJT
    @TheAusJT 4 роки тому +8

    "What we're going to cook now is the family favourite, the children's favourite........water....and stock pot. Very simple, it takes 25 minutes to cook it"
    ROFL! I completely lost it when he said that

  • @subtlemonk
    @subtlemonk 4 роки тому +12

    10 stockpots had me crying son😂😂😂

  • @winchisterx542
    @winchisterx542 4 роки тому +20

    Menu : boiled olive oil

  • @mcdouche2
    @mcdouche2 5 років тому +7

    WE NEED MORE OF THESE!!!

  • @nsusai6380
    @nsusai6380 3 роки тому +3

    0:17
    “You may think a lot of oil, and maybe there is”
    Me in RDJ’s voice: MAYBE??!!

  • @gregoryberrycone
    @gregoryberrycone 2 роки тому +5

    no need for a second attempt, you've already achieved perfection

    • @Lufttygger306
      @Lufttygger306 Рік тому

      No, it should've ended with "for my taste, it needs another stock pot"

    • @tsumugi9880
      @tsumugi9880 Рік тому +1

      Perferction, or not. Its your choice

  • @1sobre2
    @1sobre2 3 роки тому +3

    I fucking lose it when he says “very simple to make, it takes 25 minutes to cook” OMG

  • @alinakki
    @alinakki 3 роки тому +5

    Family favorite, children's favorite: Water.. and stockpot.. LMAO

  • @Muffincakeswithsugar
    @Muffincakeswithsugar 6 років тому +55

    When in doubt....add more olive oil...and stockpots

  • @SurfingBullDog
    @SurfingBullDog 5 років тому +7

    Only 30 seconds in and you already had me laughing out loud.

  • @blumItamar
    @blumItamar 3 роки тому +2

    600 mls of Wota.... and 113 stock pods

  • @simonmanzer
    @simonmanzer 6 років тому +10

    This is what i've been looking for

  • @evanmacdonald9632
    @evanmacdonald9632 3 роки тому +1

    'I didn't season my water with a stock pot, the stock pot made the decision to season the water'

  • @Alacard0malley
    @Alacard0malley 4 роки тому +1

    This is one of the best videos on youtube

  • @kevbot624
    @kevbot624 5 років тому +5

    that sound when he put down the olive oil... i lost it

  • @Sometimes_Always
    @Sometimes_Always 4 роки тому +5

    If i'm being honest...This is without a doubt the funniest thing I've seen all day.. Have the confidence to use 10 stock pots.. Don't force it..Make it yours...

  • @pault8611
    @pault8611 3 роки тому +2

    This had me in tears, hardest I have laughed in weeks, thank you

  • @SeekerZombie
    @SeekerZombie 3 роки тому +1

    took me like 20 minutes to figure out this isn't the real commercial

  • @JJ-ym8bu
    @JJ-ym8bu 4 роки тому +30

    This seems complicated. I could never cook that.

    • @plainbrownwrapper
      @plainbrownwrapper 4 роки тому +7

      Where do you get that water stuff?

    • @bloodwrage
      @bloodwrage 4 роки тому +4

      @@plainbrownwrapper You have to fill a pan with Knorr chicken stock and sweat it out

  • @penguin0101
    @penguin0101 4 роки тому +11

    Takes 25 minutes to cook that?!😂

  • @juanairbag
    @juanairbag 4 роки тому +5

    This is great. I already lost it after 10 seconds

  • @taylorstove803
    @taylorstove803 2 роки тому

    I have been watching hundreds of marcos videos but this basically sums them all up in one.

  • @ponacykasztan5262
    @ponacykasztan5262 3 роки тому +1

    Good thing he added Olivol

  • @garyredmond6873
    @garyredmond6873 4 роки тому +1

    MPW is my favorite. I’ve seen probably every video featuring him. This might be my favorite.

  • @nunosantos4217
    @nunosantos4217 4 роки тому +1

    What got me was the smashing sound on the olive oil battle

  • @flanno
    @flanno 3 роки тому +1

    He should release his own Stockpot Pierre White, capture another generation.

  • @LBStirlo
    @LBStirlo 4 роки тому +23

    I’m sorry I think he’s great Marco, but this had me flipping howling

  • @MaxwellBenson80
    @MaxwellBenson80 5 років тому +1

    This is hands down the best find on UA-cam. Bravo to you !

  • @Thismanisright
    @Thismanisright 3 роки тому +2

    Don't expect me to sell my heart , never expect that. Expect me to sell Knorr stockpot.

  • @SallyBoyProvolone
    @SallyBoyProvolone 3 роки тому +4

    Tried it, it was delicious, my kids loved it! Side effect - they are now called Knorr and Stockpot, it's their choice.

  • @robhannigan7562
    @robhannigan7562 5 років тому +118

    Might seem like a lot of olive oil. Who am I to say.

    • @mike2652
      @mike2652 5 років тому +12

      Maybe there is.

    • @MrJonezy541
      @MrJonezy541 5 років тому +18

      It's your choice, I've added two gallons of olive oil but you could add none.

    • @jeremybeadleslefthand480
      @jeremybeadleslefthand480 4 роки тому

      Why can't it be feel? A philosophy?

  • @thebutcher7036
    @thebutcher7036 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you... wiping tears away...

  • @joeackley2910
    @joeackley2910 3 роки тому +1

    This is gold. More please.

  • @juliusv2073
    @juliusv2073 4 роки тому +3

    im a simple man, when i see words knorr, marco, parody in one sentence i press play

  • @Pallomember
    @Pallomember Місяць тому

    "You may think a lot of olive oil. And maybe there is."
    *Says nothing more*

  • @rgerber
    @rgerber 4 роки тому +3

    I think at the end he should've said "needs one more stock pot" to well round it

  • @RYN988
    @RYN988 2 роки тому

    No need for attempt 2 they nailed the first one! This is hilarious!!

  • @rajneeshmilarepa6090
    @rajneeshmilarepa6090 4 роки тому +2

    I laughed so hard. Thank you so much. I love Marco.

  • @Unga_Bunga
    @Unga_Bunga 5 місяців тому

    _"Finish your stock pot sundae, dear. There are children in Africa who would kill for this."_

  • @JohnSmithyy365
    @JohnSmithyy365 3 роки тому +1

    This should have at least 1 million views.

  • @harry-h5427
    @harry-h5427 4 роки тому +1

    I bet Marco seasons his bath with stock cubes

  • @remko20
    @remko20 4 роки тому +3

    Just died from laughing typing from hell

  • @elpoutre2522
    @elpoutre2522 7 місяців тому

    That broken glass sound at 0.31 cracks me up every time. Great job

  • @panicfarm9874
    @panicfarm9874 4 роки тому +23

    Just have him say stockpot for 10 hours on a loop, it's your choice

    • @AlchemicalForge91
      @AlchemicalForge91 4 роки тому +1

      there’s no real recipe for a marco youtube parody.. again.. your choice

  • @adeforeman86
    @adeforeman86 Рік тому +1

    Loved the olive oil part

  • @diathorn7434
    @diathorn7434 3 роки тому +1

    i love how he poured water into hot oil

  • @jonavuka
    @jonavuka 4 роки тому +3

    all this needed is "its your choice really" moment lol

  • @Michelle-M418
    @Michelle-M418 3 роки тому +1

    I wish there were more of these

  • @FutureAbe
    @FutureAbe Рік тому

    “25 minutes to cook.. 17 of which will be spent pouring olivol and opening stock pots”

  • @bragiodinsen4604
    @bragiodinsen4604 Рік тому

    he forgot in the beginning that hes not allowed to make his own stock and was thinking how to recover while adding the olive oil

  • @ukmateus
    @ukmateus 2 роки тому +1

    He's got the knorr how!

  • @patrickmcmahon8580
    @patrickmcmahon8580 4 роки тому +2

    I'm absolutely crying

  • @sftgsoft
    @sftgsoft 3 роки тому +1

    this is indeed very easy, I've learned this recipe, thank you marco

  • @chaneladriana6829
    @chaneladriana6829 4 роки тому +3

    That face he made before saying delicious had me dead

  • @Creed12able1
    @Creed12able1 5 років тому +5

    0:09 when look really carefully Marco Pierre becames the *Knorr Stock.*

  • @lostpockets2227
    @lostpockets2227 4 роки тому +2

    Your first attempt is by far your best attempt omg I was laughing so hard 😂😂🤣

  • @GlizzyTrefoil
    @GlizzyTrefoil 3 роки тому +1

    Take it, or leave it! It's YOUR CHOICE!

  • @asinthedaysofnoahandlot4632
    @asinthedaysofnoahandlot4632 4 роки тому

    Funniest video I've seen in months. Nice work