An HFY Story : "The List" | RE040 | ~ Deathworld,War and Humans

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  • Опубліковано 19 вер 2024

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  • @EricTheKei
    @EricTheKei Місяць тому +24

    "I was there...I don't know how, but I lived through the Battle of Aisle Five..."

    • @ratzelbarreto2070
      @ratzelbarreto2070 23 дні тому +2

      For me day one of the Wii launch, 16 hours of no sleep 😢.

    • @EricTheKei
      @EricTheKei 23 дні тому +1

      @@ratzelbarreto2070 I worked at *majorgamestore* during that time. I think I've successfully blocked most of it out, but among the things I remember were:
      a) We got SIXTEEN units when we had initially been promised more like two hundred.
      b) Corporate made us put out "The Wii is here!" displays despite us not having them to sell except to pre-order customers (and would not for many, many months).
      c) One of our guys got stuck on phone duty; I'm not sure it really ever stopped ringing. He kept a tally of callers asking for a Wii; he gave up at about two hundred calls...in less than two hours.

  • @theshadyprotector8412
    @theshadyprotector8412 Місяць тому +32

    Has anyone ever walked into a store and thought, "I don't need a cart. I'm just here for essentials." Only to look like an absolute boob, walking up to the register, barely hanging on to everything? No? Just me? Okay.

  • @midgefidget5796
    @midgefidget5796 Місяць тому +34

    If I were restocking my asteroid I'd expect far more price gouging and less gunplay

    • @lrmackmcbride7498
      @lrmackmcbride7498 Місяць тому +1

      Price gouge too much snd he will head over to aldis even though it is further.

    • @GrigoriZhukov
      @GrigoriZhukov Місяць тому

      Agreed, violence is not tolerated.

  • @mackenziedrake
    @mackenziedrake Місяць тому +26

    OMG, supermarket battles. Heaven forbid Kroger's has a sale on SPAM or toilet paper! There would be fatalities!
    Thanks so much, Agro. This is one for the downloads.
    EDIT: or not. 😊 It's delicious.

    • @shaunford8529
      @shaunford8529 Місяць тому +2

      funny thing is i almost got into a fight over TP at the beginning of covid

  • @richwalter3107
    @richwalter3107 Місяць тому +13

    Gives the jingle " Let's go Krogering" a whole new meaning.
    BTW, thanks for this one. It was fun

  • @Corvidknows
    @Corvidknows Місяць тому +2

    "So long as you use your non-lethal weapons defensively please enjoy your shopping today." Sounds like a Great Filter phenomenon to me!

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke Місяць тому +7

    I like the planet Kroger, I call it Krogerville myself. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

  • @nigelsmith7366
    @nigelsmith7366 Місяць тому +13

    First I get Squirrel for breakfast... Now I get Squirrel for dinner as well

    • @Renegadebane
      @Renegadebane Місяць тому +2

      Careful, squirrel may fill the stomach but have little nutritional value on their own.

    • @christopherforsyth5284
      @christopherforsyth5284 Місяць тому +1

      But still more satisfying than popcorn.

  • @011GreyRunner011
    @011GreyRunner011 Місяць тому +3

    For the Skwerl! For the Algorithm! For Derpy the Goat! Loved it, so glad we don't suffer this level of flash sales here... yet! xD

  • @faemike55
    @faemike55 Місяць тому +3

    I love this narration. It reminds me of when I shop!

  • @Dojibu
    @Dojibu Місяць тому +8

    God dang, wonder if that's space economy, or if they ever got earth's inflation under control. Those prices sound heavenly

    • @ironwolfF1
      @ironwolfF1 Місяць тому

      Yeah, I'd damned near kill for those prices myself but...'planetoid scale' agro factory + shipping via transit tubes = low _LOW_ PRICES!!!
      Or something like that... 😉

  • @TheJMPD
    @TheJMPD Місяць тому +9

    I listened to the olde version and enjoyed it tremendously.

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon Місяць тому +4

    Great story; Excellent narration! Next week on "Shopping Battles" we'll see which of our contestants..." LOL!!!

  • @BaronUmberslade
    @BaronUmberslade Місяць тому +2

    Love the idea of naming a ship The Scrap Heap!

  • @Terran.Marine.2
    @Terran.Marine.2 Місяць тому +6

    My grocery store journey is less adventurous.

  • @commiedeer
    @commiedeer Місяць тому +5

    An entire species of Karens and Black Friday shoppers... yeah I'd contest those weapon policies too.

  • @briankemp5206
    @briankemp5206 Місяць тому +2

    Great story!

  • @user-vi9gw8pt9v
    @user-vi9gw8pt9v Місяць тому +2

    Brilliant

  • @Jakes3130
    @Jakes3130 Місяць тому +2

    😂 Thanks sir. Excellent narration! Great story.

  • @liamdevlin5980
    @liamdevlin5980 Місяць тому +2

    In a universe where black Friday sales are every day!!! Sounds worse than the purge :)
    Great story and even better narrator!

  • @imweakfordeaky
    @imweakfordeaky Місяць тому +8

    I wonder if Planet Kroger still has its Kroger corporate headquarters in Cincinnati Ohio USA ? 🤔

    • @ironwolfF1
      @ironwolfF1 Місяць тому +2

      Heh, by then, they've probably built their own O'Neil Cylinder ..... 'Cincinnati Terminal'...home of 1001 Microbreweries, and the Quadrant's 'Longest Running Oktoberfest', by now. 😁
      (...and the new home of Jungle Jim's, Orion Arm Edition...)

    • @imweakfordeaky
      @imweakfordeaky Місяць тому +1

      @@ironwolfF1 an Orion Arm edition of Jungle Jim’s is wayyyy better than another Kroger… we gotta keep the Xenos away from the Hot Sauce aisle though

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 Місяць тому +3

    Sounds like my local Piggly Wiggly. Always an adventure in consumerism.

  • @adamczechowski614
    @adamczechowski614 Місяць тому +2

    Digging the new jacket! =)

  • @InternetGravedigger
    @InternetGravedigger 3 дні тому

    Combat grocery shopping... never would've expected that.

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 Місяць тому +1

    Thanks for the reading

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 Місяць тому +2

    For DA SKWERL and his Nest

  • @awolfalone2006
    @awolfalone2006 Місяць тому +7

    Can we, um, get directions to this place, please. Those prices would be great.

  • @DragonJohn
    @DragonJohn Місяць тому +4

    I am disappointed the forgotten item wasn't bacon.

    • @commiedeer
      @commiedeer 21 день тому +1

      I like how you think.

  • @Zathyra80
    @Zathyra80 Місяць тому

    That was a fun story

  • @darwinskeeper421
    @darwinskeeper421 Місяць тому +1

    I think I prefer my version of Kroger. We have higher prices, but I have yet to feel the desire to carry a stun baton.

  • @Terran.Marine.2
    @Terran.Marine.2 7 днів тому

    I was entertained.😅

  • @kathylee7009
    @kathylee7009 Місяць тому

    There would be riots now if the groceries were this cheap. $0.89/lb ground beef, $20 a full goat, $0.75 a dozen eggs, $4 a rotisserie chicken, $5/lb tuna, and $1 for 10 lbs of potatoes?

  • @nunya3163
    @nunya3163 Місяць тому

    Those prices are well worth some mortal combat with fish.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 Місяць тому

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
    Edit: We still remember the Great Juice Skirmishes...{shudder}...we are uncertain if we will ever recover...

  • @SilverMKI
    @SilverMKI 19 днів тому

    Haha, great story even if it is a horrible future to think of

  • @Terran.Marine.2
    @Terran.Marine.2 Місяць тому +1

    Macadamia mahi mahi? Sign me up!

  • @Terran.Marine.2
    @Terran.Marine.2 Місяць тому +1

    Parking spot wars.

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Місяць тому +2

    2nd, 18 August 2024

  • @jacobhuff3748
    @jacobhuff3748 Місяць тому +1

    This sounds like my idea shopper. Big believer in privacy, armed & ready to fight for a good deal & complete with a purposely trashy vehicle for the sake of appearance & budget. We could be great neighbors except for the privacy & self imposed isolation deal,😅.

  • @MarijnvdSterre
    @MarijnvdSterre Місяць тому

    So, shopping never chances, huh.

  • @kdmbigpig
    @kdmbigpig 27 днів тому

    68th, sorry I was shopping and got pinned down when Karen's spotted a youth in isle 3. Oh the horror!

  • @rlbadger1698
    @rlbadger1698 Місяць тому

    You made a middling story a good one.

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar 29 днів тому

    Only 75cents for a dozen eggs?
    They are $4 here.

  • @pauldirac808
    @pauldirac808 Місяць тому +2

    Reminds me of the hoard of Chinese at Aldis meat section at reduction time like the film world war z when the zombies climbing over each other to get over the wall . Oh the joy of mass immigration .

    • @jacobhuff3748
      @jacobhuff3748 Місяць тому

      Thinks that bad it's worse at Costco. It's puts the battle of the chosin reservoir to shame. No option but retreat.

    • @pauldirac808
      @pauldirac808 Місяць тому

      @@jacobhuff3748Chesty Puller would have stacked those Chinese like sandbags in the Frozen food section .

  • @robertstoneking7916
    @robertstoneking7916 28 днів тому

    A vertically integrated grocery store, neat and efficient. I probably know someone who would get the LSD enhanced human milk.

  • @t.p.3456
    @t.p.3456 Місяць тому

    For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

  • @DanJones-np8xb
    @DanJones-np8xb Місяць тому

    8billion chickens, to qualify as humane farming practice according to early twenty first century standards of practice.
    Would cover 8 billion square metres.
    That's a lot.

  • @Kirsten2933
    @Kirsten2933 Місяць тому

    Like 388
    🇨🇦😎👍

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 29 днів тому

    Idk sounds like a fun life 😂

  • @terrieterblans7027
    @terrieterblans7027 Місяць тому

    Guudun

  • @urdrthenornir
    @urdrthenornir Місяць тому

    Half way through the story i had to order groceries online. Lines are for losers

  • @Terran.Marine.2
    @Terran.Marine.2 7 днів тому

    😂😂😂

  • @earmunchermuncher7639
    @earmunchermuncher7639 Місяць тому

    Fta

  • @Toxked
    @Toxked Місяць тому

    Please remove the F words. I don't want to down vote the video, but maybe I need to.

    • @micahdeck9553
      @micahdeck9553 Місяць тому +2

      Wow. Down vote one of the only good non AI Sci Fi readers on UA-cam. Sounds about right for people who are sensitive though. He also changes it to “Feck” most of the time to try to censor it at least a bit. But how it is written is how it is written. He can’t change stuff. That’d be on the original writer to do so.

    • @Toxked
      @Toxked Місяць тому

      @micahdeck9553 I did not down vote it. I have posted several time about it. He did not say "feck" I wish he would. I don't want to hear it.

    • @seanhoare7639
      @seanhoare7639 Місяць тому +2

      Oh no !!! Did the real world step on your closed mind? Oops...

    • @DragonDeezDonuts
      @DragonDeezDonuts Місяць тому +1

      @@Toxked Oh boo hoo, a bit of cussing. You're complaining about nothing. How fragile are you where you feel the need to comment several times about something as insignificant as a curse word? What about when you hear this in public? You don't have the right to try to censor peoples speech just because you don't want to hear it, so either get over it or move on to watching someone who will accommodate your overly sensitive self.